Let's be honest here, the Corgi is the most efficient - all the others protec, attac, scare away, entertain, befriend...but the Corgi actually got _money_ from a robber.

Irish Wolfhound story. (Buddy of mine in the Army told me this one). Dog was, by all accounts, super gentle, and quite lazy. Buddy had a basement in his house, with a window you could access from the ground. Anyway, robber came in through said window. When the police arrived (Because robber was literally yelling for help), the robber was half-in, half-out said window. Wolfhound was trying to drag the guy back IN to the house.

Shiba was smiling because he already knew where to hide the body

The dachshund is so angry it started speaking morse code. 💀💀💀💀

I appreciate the portrayal of Shiba's as soulless sociopaths.

I was helping a new guy in my Army unit move into his base-housing. He told me his dog was home but was super chill. I grabbed a box out of his truck and walked in to find this THING that filled the hallway. His dog was an English Mastiff. I walked forward to the room the box needed to go into and when it let out a bark that basically paralyzed my central nervous system. "Oh, knock it off, Cash." I heard my buddy say. A giant tail started wagging and that dog was indeed the most chill dog ever.

As a Jack Russell owner, that is a realistic portrayal of their fearlessness. I’ve had people come near my truck (18 wheeler) and he’s always ready for a fight. Doesn’t matter the size, he’ll take them down

I did not expect to see Havanese on the list because they are such rare dogs around here that nobody has even heard of them. I'm not sure if my two would go after an intruder but I know for a fact that they would not stop barking and growling until at least 5 minutes after the intruder left.

Dachshund owner here, can confirm. Also my best friend once said "If we could understand dachshunds, we would learn racial slurs for things that don't exist."

Best break-in story I heard is my sister-in-law who had a friend during college, who was in a relationship with a guy and would go sleep over to his (parents) house. The father was a notary lawyer and had his practice at home. The father had a Great Dane. One day the girl came home to the Great Dane standing on his hinds legs, his front paws on an intruders shoulders and he would snarl if the man tried to move. The robber apparently begged her to do something, but she had no authority on the dog. She called the police and her boyfriend's father. Of course, the police arrived first. They all had to wait for the father to arrive and call off his dog. Just imagining the whole situation, waiting for the father to arrive, with two police offices, makes me laugh every time I think about 😂

Shiba is the proof that sometimes the threat of violence alone is deterrent enough.

My old rottie was dangerous. Not from her bite, but from her intense excitement and she would turn into a doggy missile and genuinely knocked out one of my teeth. Absolute cuddle bug tho. I loved that dog, but you usually had to get her attention on the other side of the door and hope the glass didn't break.

Shiba Inu: *Absolutely adorable* Also Shiba Inu: "M U R D E R T I M E"

The Havanese one killed me.. I had a Havie and he was incredibly smart and a really good watch dog. RIP Peanut

Absolutely correct regarding Irish Setter 😂 My late girl was just the same and we often joked that if a robber breakes in, she'd actually help them 😅 She thought she was a person, not a dog, didn't like playing with other dogs, only with people... Dies of bone cancer at the age of 15. Absolutely adorable creature 😢

As a Bassett Hound owner I can comfirm this is accurate..... mine has the loudest, most ear piercing bark of any dog I have ever heard..... I also have a Chiweenie..... as you might expect she has all of the attitude of both a Chihuahua and a Weiner dog... and it is amazing how much sound can come out of so small a body...... her bark is almost as loud as the Bassett's.....

The Rottweiler one is accurate. Mine would rather be friends with someone coming in my place than hurt them and people will nervously go along with it because they're unnecessarily scared of him lol.

Shiba Inus are legit demons in a fur coat sometimes, so that neverending horrifying smile is beyond accurate.

Irish wolfhounds are big and built and bred to stop wolves. They are the best protectors of children and often bind well. And they tend to be snuggle buddies. But threaten their bonded one and you’re on the menu.

Legend, has it the Shiba Inu is still smiling to this day

The Irish Wolfhound is literally like “The wolves of Ireland were culled through systematic colonisation and genocide. And yet here I stand on four legs, a descendent of that lost generation. Fear me, for I am the living testament to the tenacity of the Irish spirit and our cultural refusal to simple roll over and give up. Now lemme roll over so you can rub my belly.”

A dog trainer once told me, "One does not TRAIN a Tibetan mastiff, one comes to an understanding with a Tibetan mastiff." He loved the breed because his neighbor's had saved his and his friend's lives when they were kids.

A friend in the early seventies had a REALLY big Dobie. It was extremely quiet at his parties just sat in the corner...watching everybody. That dog scared us. ALL of us. One day a robber broke into the friend's house. That Dobie chewed on him in literally every room. The guy finally crawled on top of the fridge and curled into a tiny ball. He was just about dead when he was discovered.

I have a Havenese and she’s crazy smart and likes to bite ankles. So yes, very accurate 😂

So when I was younger, we had a husky And he would spend his days, sitting outside, grinning at people through the chain link fence, trying to bait them over Just so when they approached, he could start loudly barking and growling. He'd wait until they were literally at the fence Once they ran away, he would just reset and wait again I'm pretty sure it was his main hobby

I've had 3 Irish Wolfhounds, truly gentle giants ❤️ the breeder we know told us a story where someone broke into her friend's house (who also had a Wolfhound) while they were out. When they returned, the guy was cowering in the corner and the Wolfhound was just sitting next to him - Wolfhound was just happy to see someone but the robber was terrified of the size of the dog lmao

Meanwhile the German Shepherd: ,,Ah Willkommen It's a Really nice thing to see a new Freund I espeschially like playing wit all ze blood and see ze limbs flying around Before I will give my dearest Owner eine Umarmung"

The dachshund caught me off guard I almost spit my drink out😂 having owned a dachshund before makes it ten times better😂

As a person with a relative that has a Rottweiler, that’s pretty accurate. They look intimidating and have bad connotations, but they really just are looking for someone to play with. Well trained rotties are actually super gentle. Even though some breeds are more prone to aggression, if they are treated well and trained right, the most harm they’ll do is think that they’re a lap dog. Edit: I am not saying that rotties can’t be dangerous; in fact, a guard dog who’s a Rottweiler could kill somebody. I am just trying to make the point that negative stigmas don’t always define a dog breed.

There's this winery in my town where they have an incredibly friendly Irish Settler name Gandalf. He's free to roam the entire town and the winery. Wears a collar that says "Not all things that wander are lost". Best dog ever.

You nailed the IW beautifully. We had one, RIP Cuchulain, and he was protective of anything he knew, including farm cats. If he didn't know you, or thought you a threat, he was 7.5 feet of " It's On!".

As someone who owns a Havanese, this is surprisingly accurate

As a robber I can confirm, this is 100% accurate

We had a Rottweiler in the 80s. She was a definite guard dog. We were told that a trait of Rotties was to let someone enter the house, but not let them leave. We saw this in action with electric meter reader. She let them into the yard, but then they were held till we came out to tell her that was okay. She'd just stand & bark in a threatening manner, which was probably more bluff than anything. But was a good bluff for most people.

I love Tibetan Mastiffs, very big balls of fur till you realize it could mess you up with 1 paw and its eyes closed.

I've seen an Irish Wolfhound, and this is the most realistic Wolfhound ever

Fun fact; in the Roman Coliseum, the Irish Wolfhound was considered roughly as dangerous as a lion for gladiators to fight.

I owned a female Tibetan mastiff. The dog was absolutely fearless, literally afraid of nothing. I lived in Washington state at the time, and the dog took patrolling my property, (a heavily wooded area with no neighbors) very seriously. I was her one and only person, and there was no room for anyone or anything else in my life. It didn’t matter if it was a delivery person, or a butterfly on our property, it simply had to go. She was a very intense animal, but was very gentle and loving with me. One memory I remember in particular involved a den of coyotes that lived not too far behind my cabin in the woods. One night she had chewed through the farm link fence to leave the property to go and fight the entire pack of coyotes. I went outside to hear chilling sounds of her ripping into coyotes in the woods, and I frantically called for her to come home. She came trotting out of the woods and all of her majesty without a scratch on her. The dog was truly a warrior, and a loyal friend. RIP.

As someone with a Saint Bernard I can confirm this is 200% Accurate.

Dude should do the cairn terrier. Insufferabley happy,Einstein smart,extremely given to pranks,not to mention the lamp shade wearing life of the party. GO WILD!

I had a dachshund once and I can confirm that that one is 100% accurate. They’re not big but they’re super territorial and they will bark at literally anything unusual. They’re essentially a four-legged burglar alarm.

My neighbor growing up had an Irish wolfhound. Huge dog. Would just stare down anything and anyone that came onto the property. He liked me and my sister though, so we were his little buddies. We lived up at the end of a long road, where a fence separated our yard from the neighbor's yard, and her house was at the end of a different long road. One day we were sitting in her yard playing, and the dog perked up for a second, then went stalking off into the bushes. A few seconds later a guy came wandering up the road, looking around. He wanted to see what was at the end of it, since it was a long, winding road leading up a mountain. A few seconds after that, the dog stepped out of the bushes behind him, and growled once, then just stared at him. He slowly backed away and went back down the road. Then the dog came over and plopped down next to us again. :)

lmao the yorkie is so right. It's body is so small and cute but inside lies the soul of a sumarai ninja dragon slayer that keeps forgetting its body is a small doggo

Havanese really went into Sherlock Holmes mode

A robber broke into our house at 3 am. Me and my shiba inu stared at him for half a minute, then both of us started screaming.

The bulldog having a hard time getting up was hilariously accurate.

“Opponent has a weak knee, now time to discombobulate”🤣🤣

Please, please, please don't stop making these videos. You are so spot on with these portrayals.

The rottweiler one is so true. People cross the street to avoid my girl but she's literally a lump of love. Rottweilers are basically tanks powered by affection

Omg, the Whippet one got me. Also, the Irish Wolfhound felt very accurate. I used to walk home after school past a neighbor who had one when I was young. And the way that dog looked at me each day was him basically telling me I was only making it by his house alive because he was allowing me to.

As a basset hound owner, I can confirm this is true.

As someone who owns 2 dachshunds I can confirm this is accurate, if my dachshunds could talk they definitely would curse you out

Irish Wolfhounds are the sweetest, but they're DEFINITELY the protective type. I was volunteering at a shelter, and was feeding the pups in quarantine. Got blocked into a kennel that two Irish Wolfhounds were sharing. Everyone was freaking out because they couldn't get in to get me out of the kennel because I was loving on them, and they were getting defensive over me. Those pups didn't want me to leave.

Seeing these videos always put a smile on my face thank you Love your rottweiler, you nailed the facial expression perfectly.

God, the Yorkie was accurate. Courageous but essentially harmless and a bit pitiful LOL.

One time someone broke into our old house (i was upstairs taking a nap and my moms dogs, great danes, were downstairs with a couple outside.) we can only guess what happened, but we think it went down like this- robber came in through the front door, dogs saw them and one bit them (blood smear on the wall), they were chased into my brothers room where they managed to hide. They decided to try and take my brothers pc (it was in the middle of the room) when perhaps they saw a massive shadow move in front of the window… at this point they must have realized there was no good way out for them. A couple trying to break down the door, some in the backyard just waiting for them to try and leave. Eventually they left through the window and probably scrambled over the fence. We never had issues like that again. The funniest part to me it that my mom had a doormat that said “hope you like big-ass dogs” and a little sign that said “big dog mom” so I don’t know what the robber expected.

I adore the presentation of a Wolfhounds ability to go from a pretzel to a veritable mountain of hair

I love how the Rottweilers face got more smiley And smiler

My Yorkie would find a way to jump up and reach your throat. I've seen him jump up on the back of the recliner to attack someone to protect me. He's a 10-pound, adorable ball of protection, all terrier. My husband calls him the Yorkie Terrorist. LOL

As a robber, I just want to say thank you for the insight. This video will really help if I encounter a dog during my robberisms.

Laughed so hard at the Shiba Inu cause mine literally stares at strangers for way too long when on walks and refuses to move until they move away, which is very awkward for me

This was Way funnier & more on point than I thought it'd be, you know your dawgs brodawg🤣🐾👍🏻

This channel is massively underrated !

I live alone in a very rural area and people always ask me if I get scared about being robbed or whatever. I have an Irish Wolfhound, an Australian Shepard, 2 Chihuahuas, and 3 Rottweilers so I figure if someone wants to break into my home, best of luck to them. 😂

The shar pei one was hilarious. My husband has owned several and they are fierce guard dogs, but very loving to their families. One story in particular, a person (most likely robber) jumped our backyard fence and found Brinks. Didn't get too far despite using a box cutter on Brinks' belly. Next morning, hubby comes down to find bloody handprints on the fence and Brinks chilling, looking for pets. Absolute machine of a dog. Lived to a ripe old age and died peacefully in his sleep.

This made me very happy at 2 am, keep up the good work 😊

Havenese!!! Finally they get the respect they deserve. So smart. 🐶😂🤣🥰

The Rottweiler is definitely accurate. My dad used to have a German Rottweiler and he was the biggest softie I've ever seen. He was big he could stand on his hind legs and almost touch my shoulders. I'm 6'0. Called him mini bear because one day while playing video games I saw something big pop into view outside the window. Honestly thought it was a bear until I saw it was him. And despite all that. He was still terrified of a hawk's feather, a stray kitten and his own freaking puppies. Had to make sure he wouldn't leave for milk bones.

Best robber story I've heard was from this vet tech I knew. She had a breeding pairs of English Mastiffs her female was over 240lbs while the male was over 300lbs. She got a call from the police at work, because the robber was a tug of war toy to them. She said that Male was super sweet and gentle, she believed the robber stepped on his tail in the dark.

He has closed and opened that door more times than the stars in the universe.

Shar peis are like pitbulls with a squishy face. Adorable looking mean nightmares for non family members at least the ones ive seen.

As a Shiba owner, I know what they do. My dog literally enters zen mode outside our house and he crosses his arms and stands on one leg and stares through the window.

Irish wolfhounds are mostly pretty relaxed and friendly. But they are huge and very fast. A customer of mine had two and a huge fenced in garden/park for them to run in, and they would rapidly chase down any small creature that they saw and tear it to shreds. I had a "smaller" colleague that was terrified of them, because he was afraid if he moved too fast they would think he was a rabbit or something and hunt him down.

I loved the expletives of the daschund 😂😂

The whippet portrayal was perfect!!😂😂😂

Corgi’s are more like unintentional alarm systems. They bark at *everything*, but will absolutely treat anybody who enters the house as like their best friend. Having had two, this has been my experience both times.

The dachshund motto is very much "death before dishonour". Mine has chased a naughty doberman across a field. If a burglar kicked him, that would not be the end of the conversation. He is also the friendliest dog i have ever seen and greets everyone we meet and plays with every dog. He just takes no shit, no matter how big he is. We have much to learn from the dachshunds.

Crying. I'm so glad my kid introduced me to this channel.😂

You got me out-loud-laughin'🤣😂.!!! AGAIN!🎉❤

My house got broken into when my rottie was about a year and a half. They took a lot of stuff. My poor boy was so frightened hiding at the end of the upstairs hallway. Knowing His excitable and friendly personality, I imagine the whole thing went down with him trying to say hello and getting shouted at or kicked and then running away. Poor Winston.

100% accurate on the Irish Wolfhound. I had one and one day, he may have been a year old, I came home from work and he was laying on his bed. He looked normalish size but then he stood up to greet me and I learned how truly big he was. Massive dogs. And a fantastic family pet.

The Havanese has some very…professional tactics 😂

My Jack-Russell Chihuahua would SO do this!!

The basset hound one is so accurate. That howl will have your ears ringing in close quarters and it's definitely gonna wake me up and alert me to a robber 😂

The dachshund was INCREDIBLY accurate. As was Irish Wolfhund. But favorite...I'm torn between slasher smile Shiba Inu and Havanese inate black ops know-how.

I was hoping a video with the pictures of the breeds existed to get an idea of how they'd react. Thaaaaanks!

Thank you so much!!! I was in a really bad mood and your video make laugh so hard I can't 🛑

We were thinking Irish Wolf Hound as our guard dog for our antiques store - but the breeders said no (laughing), it will not even get up from the warm bed before a fire. We ended out with a Bouvier - which incidentally grew to be almost the hight of a Irish Wolf Hound and was double the width. Also did it's job extremely well. Looked like a bear, was a real teddy for family. Once heard it growl. You know the roar lion males inform their territory? That voice is closest that came out of our dog as a nice first warning for a stranger. "Wouldn't do that if I were you." (I actually turned my head to look if our TV was on, because I could not understand the voice was coming form a _dog_ .) Never heard anything like that from a dog. Not before, not since.

There are two kinds of guard dogs; the ones that will deny access and the ones that won't let you get away. Now imagine both working in tandem for home security.

Legend says he smiles to this day

I love your videos! You are so totally cool & talented! You nail the different Dogs perfectly! You are great! Keep making those videos & I will definitely watch & save them! Maybe you could do one of Dogs applying for a job at a fast food place. Or a waterslide park? ❤😂

As a kid, I had a Saint, and he unironically scared off someone who tried to break in. From what I heard, some guy tried to break in through the window, and he rushed up to that window and immediately went on the offense. Can’t say we had too many problems after that. He was a nice dog, but when push came to shove, he’d make you think twice before doing anything stupid. In other words, he worked on German Shepard AI

We had a boxer and he was a great watchdog. People he knew could enter the home safely, but couldn't leave when they grabbed something of the home. My cousin once was supposed to pick up a bag in our home and then phoned us, that he couldn't carry it outside, he was only allowed to leave without it. So yes, he would have a *talk* with a robber. 😀

I love the Whippet. So funny!

Just like the Hot Chocolate song; Everyone's a Winner. These are all just perfect, dude. Bravo.

My pug beagle mix actually had an encounter with a robber, and his reaction was to run through the house screaming at the top of his lungs waking the whole house up

I have a Havanese/Bichon Mix and he is super aggressive against strangers in the home (unless I or my spouse tell him it is okay). Once when I was home alone with my Havanese Mix and a Chihuahua/Rat Terrier Mix (both a year old then) my spouse came home super late at night (10pm) and all the lights were off in the house. My dogs immediately leapt off the bed and attacked my spouse in the dark. The Havanese bit the steel-toed boot so hard that he gouged the leather so the metal underneath was showing. When he couldn't bite through the boot he used his 30 pound body to smash straight into the front of the leg and get my spouse onto his knees. From there he started to jump up and bite at the arms to try and pull him to the ground. The Chihuahua/Rat Terrier would dart and pull at the pant legs the entire time until my spouse was on their knees. My spouse only called out when he figure they were actually going to get hurt. They immediately stopped attacking when they realized it was my spouse and started to happily greet him. It was a bit surprising at how viciously they attacked an unknown assailant in the dark. Especially at how good my Havanese was at getting a 6' plus adult onto the ground with the other dog acting as a distraction.

The St Bernard is so true :). Thanks for posting I really enjoy the work you put into these videos

Bulldogs impressions was on point😅

There is one more thing about Rotties you missed. Try leaving. I live on an acreage and my two had the guy who reads the power meter backed into a corner for over an hour. Before anyone gets the wrong idea, they didn’t hurt him (just a lot of growling when he made a move to leave) and we had explicitly told the power company to call first and if we don’t answer, don’t enter. This guy ignored that note.