my “god why me” moment is when i was 16 & i thought i was slick by climbing out of my bedroom window (on the second floor) to sit on the roof & smoke some weed & when i tried to step back into my window my foot slipped & i fell off the roof & landed on my back 💀💀 i laid there for like 10 minutes cause i was afraid i broke my back. my dad saw the whole thing & asked if i was breathing, when i said yes, he just went in the house 😭🤦🏾‍♀️

"You fuckin loved her and I would never forgive her for that.." James 😂😂😂😂

Ellis and Rem are actually jokes. Need to hear more of them sometimes.

We need Ellis and Rem in front the camera! Let’s see them on the 300th episode 🔥🔥🔥

“I will never forgive her for that” 😂😂😂😂 Everyone needs a friend like James Thanks guys for making me look forward to Mondays💃🏼

29:02 Rem has me DYING. “Don’t point at me like that fam.. put your finger down NOW” 😂 we need the boys on screen one week please 🙏

James’ God Why Me moment should have been when his bike got stolen and his mum took him around the neighbourhood asking everyone if they’ve seen it 🤣🤣🤣

The way Fuhad pointed at Ellis and shouted "SPIN IT AROUND, IMMEDIATELY!", I pictured him as a father screaming thru the yard at his kids.. and Rem is the sibling laughing in the corner🤣🤣

We need a whole episode of everyone’s childhood stories 😂 would be hilarious

James getting mad at fuhad for laughing when a bird shit in his mouth is the same as fuhad getting mad at James for making jokes after he got attacked by a falcon 😂😂😂😂😂

This is all love. The whole crew throwing hands when they see the ex 🤣😂🤣13:18

James rides for his man, that girl cheated on Fuhad almost a decade ago and JAMES remembers every second of it 🤣

I was doing the deed with my boyfriend at the time. It was our first time and he was prettyyyy small. I didn't want him to feel bad so I just went along with it. We couldn't even get it in properly for the longest time. I don't know how long it took, but it felt like forever because I was embarrassed for the both of us. I got on top and we finally got it going. He seemed like he was having a good time, but I literally couldn't feel *anything* at all, so I started faking it. After what felt like forever, he looks away and says "you can stop faking now, it fell out 5 minutes ago". I was mortified. I haven't spoken to him since. GOD WHY ME? WHY HIM? WHY US?

I can’t watch this podcast at work anymore lol I done gave myself an asthma attack trying to hold in a laugh in the DEAD SILENCE of my workplace 💀💀😭

I love how honest Fuhad is about his heartbreak... takes a real man to be that open and reflective

James' explanation of how to do cowgirl correctly is just the best...public service announcement 🤣🤣

The intensity of that “NOOOO BROTHA!!” 😂😂😂

Rem had be dying with that “Don’t you point at me” 😂😂😂

😂😂😂the way James loves fuhad ... feeling his pain .... I will never forgive her for hurting you😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Ellis and Rem are quickly becoming people that need to be on camera. They’re JOKES😂😂

I'm so happy we get Ellis and Rem are involved. these 4 together are hilarious

Nah the broccoli with the ‘u’ had me crying real tears😭

That top 5 got me laughing 🤣 Rem “don’t you point that finger at me I know my position in the studio”🤣

LMAO the acne medication reaction was GOLD... s/o that brother Ellis for enduring that

Awwww “my boy was broken” cutest friendship ever

Rem dying of laughter after Ellis spelling of Broccoli is sending me 😂😂😂😂😂 my man was catching for breath 31:40 31:54

One of my most "God, why me?" moments is when I was younger, sitting at the bus stop and reading a book on my way home, I noticed a group of loud teenagers heading in my direction. One of the girls started getting upset and threatened to fight me because she claimed that I was ugly🤣🤣🤣🤣Keep in mind that I am hearing this, but I'm not acknowledging her. HOW UGLY COULD I HAVE BEEN TO ANGER THIS LADY TO THE POINT OF THREATENING TO FIGHT ME? 🤣🤣🤣

33:13 I was ugly laughing when yall slowly looked at each other and James whispered "D"🤣🤣🤣

Getting my nails done and an elderly man in a motor scooter came in to get his over grown toe nails cut, they put him in a chair along the wall directly behind me, then I hear the nail clippers and suddenly felt a flick in the back of my hair. THIS MANS TOE NAIL FLEW ACROSS THE ROOM INTO MY HAIR 😭

my "god, why me" moment that I can think of is probably when I was solo travelling from Canada back to London - 8 hour flight and I was saving the pennies by not pre-booking a seat. My seat ended up being by the window and for ages no one was sitting next to me so I was all "oh sweet, I've got the whole row to myself". the last two people to sit down, sat in my row and I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP.. this couple were so large, they should've bought a row of seats EACH and they smelled so bad like they hadn't washed in about a year and I was squished up against the window. we were about 5 hours into the flight and i needed a wee, the guy in the aisle seat was asleep, I had asked the lady if I could squeeze past, she tried to wake her husband, boyfriend, whatever and he LOOKED AT ME, GROWLED AND WENT BACK TO SLEEP. 😭😭😭😭😭

Top 5: It’s crazy how some of these words are spelled totally different in American English. - Maneuver - Broccoli (same) - Bureaucracy (same) - Liquify - Connoisseur (same)

Need an episode with all 4 on camera. James, Fuhad, Rem & Ellis 😂

Ellis' voice. Heavens have mercy

My "god why me" moment. When i was in highschool i went to my friend's house (whom i had a crush on) to hang out. I went upstairs to use the restroom real quick and when i came out i fell down the stairs... I sat at the bottom of the stairs embarrassed af because i knew he heard it 🤦🏽‍♀️

My "God why me" moment was in my first year of uni I was talking to this pretty young thing who I met as I was heading for a lecture, the conversation was getting good and turns out we were heading for the same lecture. We enter the lecture hall I say hi to my boys and tell them to save an extra seat for the girl and just as I turned back around I head her say "quiet down class and welcome to the introduction of Business Law".

Note to self DONT ever let James clock u doing shit! He willlllll call you out 😂😂😂

Jams talking about "it's all in the knees" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead!!💀

Poor Ellis can’t catch a break 😅

I’m mad Rem’s “God why me” story made sense to me 😂. As a mental healthcare worker I have some of the wildest stories but I refuse to get another job lol 😂

This brothers got me laughing in public😂😂

My "God why me moment" was when I was admitted into the hospital for my high risk pregnancy. It was Thanksgiving morning and I ordered my breakfast which was this bomb ass omelette. I took ONE BITE and a nurse came in to check my blood pressure and it was too high. They took my food and instantly put me on a liquid diet just in case I had to be rushed in for a C-section. I cried. LMAO They ended up letting me eat dinner later that night. But I'm still pissed about that omelette TIL THIS DAY 10 years later. 😫🤣🤣🤣

"dutty panties, dutty panties" It's too early into the vid to be laughing soooo hard!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I was in my mid to late 20s, hanging out with two of my girlfriends at a club that recently opened. There was a table of older men who had to be in their 50s, wearing suits like John Travolta's in Saturday Night Fever. One of them approached me for a dance. He had a gold cap on one of his front teeth. The mix of bad breath and body odor brought tears to my eyes, but I swear my eyebrows were burned off. All I could think was God, why me😢

I’m crying at the way Rem turned into Geralt of Rivia “DONT POINT AT ME LIKE THAT FAM”

Have an exam in about 2 hours....This is my lucky charm going in🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm I the only one that wants to hear Ellis and Rem speak More? Especially Ellis 😊😊 Ellis must feel like the little brother of the lot 🤣🤣.. bless his heart.

Fuhad listening to MAFS updates from James is exactly how I look when my husband comes home from work and recaps his whole day. I CANT BE BOTHERED. but I'll listen anyway because I love you man. 😅

“ you f****g loved her, and I’ll never forgive her for that” 😂😂😂

My God why me moment: driving my mom to work listening to the radio, topic was about sex, they advised women to carry one condom. My mom asked what about the second round, she looked at me waiting for an answer

James demonstration of reverse cow girl is mahd😂😂😂😂

I’m with James. Thought we had to list the most commonly misspelled words. Sitting here going “uh, restaurant, rendezvous, necessary, idk??”

Waited all morning. Thanks for being on time guys 🙂

My ex used to work a job just like Rem. He said a client would hit people if they coughed or sneezed. He said if that client would have hit him he would have rocked his jaw.

I have to restrain myself from screaming when James talks about MAFSA. Because I cannot wait for him to catch up on the Harrison drama!

Rem saying yogurt like "yahggert" tickled me so much! 😂😂😂

I know I would never watch married at first sight but James giving us tea has me so invested 😂

I’m loving that Rem and Ellis are getting more air time. You guys are hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Gxng Gxng

Not me having headache... and still laughing so hard that my head hurts even more.😂😂😂😂😂 You guys are funny

“ why men?” When I worked at an auto parts store as a delivery driver and my manager asked me to look in the box next to him and it was his shitty boxers. He then proceeded to grin and laugh saying “ taco truck got me, watch out.” I’ve met and worked with like 4 other men to have proudly claimed they shit themselves in public.

The way James is LIVINGGG for the drama shows😂😂😂😂

These guys are the reason I enjoy Mondays nowadays😆 crying with laughter

the face change at 30:29 when they realised rem had to search up brocoli had me WEAK 😭😭😭

James trying to hold it together while his boy was telling his story!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

James needs a raise cause his narration skills gaddddamit 😂😂😂 give this man his flowers!!

Rem and Ellis are jokes😂😂 when Rem screamed at Fuhad for pointing him I cried of laughter😂😂.we need to see them on screen please

I got expelled from secondary for smoking crow, my parents were surprisingly calm about it. They took me to Eritrea for a holiday, right before i was meant to leave for the airport they tell my they "cant find my passport, it must have been stolen". They left me there for nearly 2 years 😭😭 God...why me.

1:10:53 the look on James' face, like he just got to the bottom of a 20 year old cold case and was disgusted with what he found! Then the eye scan back and forth, topped off by the follow-up in such a low, menacing tone "do you order Hawaiian??" Ellis is BUSTED!

AHHH IM SUPER HAPPY! Last upload I asked James & Fuhad to get mics for all the boys and this upload... I HEAR EVERYONE! Thanks, guys! ❤❤❤

Mondays aren’t enough for me. I’m about to subscribe to the Patreon.😂😂

These men never fail to make me cry laugh 😂😂

The way am giggling at James when he said what Alyssa and Duncan have is real 58:30 has me screaming like a gremlin 😭😭😭I can’t wait for him to catch up!!!

Ngl Rem's laugh at the 'u' in "broccouli" had me dyingg 💀💀💀

REM has me dying laughing at BROCCOULI😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

James is so competitive with the challenges 😂😂😂

The way James stops to look at Ellis was hilarious 😂😂

"man is banana in their" great way to start off the show edit: now that ive gotten context its even funnier😂😂

We def need to hear more from Ellis and Rem!!!!! They are Hella funny!!!

Dont you ever point at me again killed me

My god why me moment was when my crush looked me in the eye and said " ew you look like one guy who's obsessed about rings from that tv show"

i just love seeing james laugh😂😂😂 , dude enjoys fully

I know I love these guys just chat cos the MAFSA section is that one part in an episode I don’t even know what’s going on. Never seen one episode and don’t think I ever will But I’m glued regardless! Love love love my Gs!! 🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿🫶🏿 51:52

Back at it again with the laughs and shinnanigans! The only part of Monday ya can't help but enjoy! 💯💯

The look James gave Fuhad when Fuhad confidently said broccoli was man made, SPUN ME

I was worried you wouldn't upload today😂❤️ had me rewatching the old videos but thank you for the upload

The way they were all done at Top 5's topic before Fuhad explained!! 🤣🤣🤣We need more from Ellis & Rem!! Today's AITA, WTF!!! 🤣🤣🤣 LOVE how Ellis is the black sheep!!

The highlight of my Mondays. My day isn't right till I get my fix.

James facial expression when Rem correctly spelt connoisseur. Shock, confusion and lastly suspicion. Hilarious.

I’ve been on holiday with Fuhad and James virtually. 🥰🥰🥰🥰 Happy birthday in arrears, James! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Brother!!! I’m with James and Ellis. This game was butters till fuhad explained. I was racking my brain for misspelled words from my friends! Against was all I came up with hahaha

The Caribbean reflexes of the three quick back slaps before I realised what happe😂 spit in my mouth I'm going to jail.

I appreciate yall for sharing your stories online in front of thousands of people because it could never be me, but these videos are so great for my mental health because the shit people put you through stings fam

Not them ragging on Ellis for putting a “D” in Liquify when REM put a “C” in it 🤣🤣🤣

Fuhad's surprise when they misunderstood the top 5 game killed me cos that's exactly what I thought!

My “God, why me?” moment sounds like a bad movie but felt like the end of my little world! I’d take any of y’all’s over mine. 😂

God why me moment....coming out in the playground ( in year 7/8) with no umbrella it's pouring, pissing it down with rain and the whole playground singing "you can stand understand my umbrella" my name is Rianna by the way😂

😂😂😂 hilarious episode..God why me moment...I fell down the stairs, end up with a black eye for days...looked like I was fighting for me life 💀

Can we just mention Alyssa was pissed at Duncan for still being cool with Adam, yet she had a whole affair with a married man before?! #MAFS

My 'God, why me' moment: I was in high school at the optometrist, trying out contacts for the first time. For whatever reason, when I put my fingers near my eyes, my mouth automatically opens. So for about 10 minutes while I struggled to put these contacts in, I was creating a puddle of drool all over the glasses case and didn't realize. BRUH

When I was 17 I was training to become a caretaker at a nursing home. I was assigned to change a diaper for one of the patients. We’re gonna call this guy Mr. Johnson. Mr. Johnson had a thing for all the younger girls employees. So obviously when it was time for me to change him he took a very creepy liking to me. Back to the story, I’m following standard procedure and I’m changing his diaper. Mr Johnson started making weird comments like “yeah do it just like that baby” “get in there”. I kept ignoring him and continued on with the task. Unfortunately for me it took a long time to clean him up since there was feces all over his diaper and he’s super wrinkly and there’s tons of crevices I had to open folds clean it up. Well by the time I got to his penis. His comments started getting worse and he ejaculated ALL OVER ME. Mind you I’m in training my trainer was there and my coworkers. I wasn’t allowed to have a reaction to that either. My supervisor told me to continue on with the diaper change. Mr Johnson had the most satisfied facial expression. I couldn’t help but think to myself, God WHY ME!!! After that I quit 😂

How have people forgotten about Alyssa’s back story? She was the sidechick to a married man and did so knowingly?!?! She was talking about Duncan cutting off Adam and her shaming Claire when she’s done the exact same thing and wanted forgiveness!!