What Would You Steal From Your Ex? | Ep 231

What Would You Steal From Your Ex? | Ep 231 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, What Would You Steal From Your Ex?
23:19, Husband Leaves Wife For Her 18 Year Old Daughter
33:15, Being A Referee
48:03, Not Your Business But Bothers You Anyway
51:40, James' Tweets Of The Week
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@goldengoddess8568 Жыл бұрын

The man said, “I know biology”, sir, it’s psychology! I’m dying even more😭😭🤣

@casshole17 Жыл бұрын

I was CRYING at that 🤣😭

@Heyyitsalli Жыл бұрын

That’s EXACTLY what I said 🤣🤣 I was like umm sir that’s not right 😭😭

@FredkedSamBriu Жыл бұрын

JAMES: dId you by any chance take my pillow and leave the pillow case?? Fuhad: PARDON!??? lmao the fucking role play keeps getting better

@Artpoetx Жыл бұрын

PARDON?!!

@waynedoyle536 Жыл бұрын

I was dying 🤣😆

@skydes447 Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@annabel.okonkwo 11 ай бұрын

@@Artpoetxfrrr 😂😂

@Explosie5150 10 ай бұрын

P l

@karicecupid7143 Жыл бұрын

James face when Fuhad said "The murder weapon" was LITERALLY priceless 😭💀💀

@Luciddreams_56 4 ай бұрын

i read this as he said it😭

@nayfpauly9910 Жыл бұрын

James' fake career as a referee was one of the best laughs I've had in a while 😭

@yungnate7155 Жыл бұрын

Broo! that referee segment literally had me DYING!! 😂

@Straightfacts980 Жыл бұрын

Nahh their imagination is toooo funny 😂😂 how tf they come up with this shi is beyond me bro

@ftf4908 Жыл бұрын

Bro I was fuckin crying 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣....that was mad

@dee0623 Жыл бұрын

Fuhad should do toothpaste commercials. His teeth are gorgeous. I find myself staring at his smile all the time.

@touchtherapy4kidz Жыл бұрын

Same 🥰

@TVOE_12 Жыл бұрын

Say Mashallah bro! Loool

@jvhunt6319 Жыл бұрын

Nah fr!

@snazzy443 Жыл бұрын

OMG his smile 😍🥰

@tbthom7691 Жыл бұрын

Me too! I am always all in his teeth.

@whitneysmall2863 Жыл бұрын

The studio is studio-ing😂😊😊

@dirtyusopp Жыл бұрын

Lads this is incredible, the sound quality, the new angles and shot are much appreciated

@WendoOnline Жыл бұрын

it’s soo sick especially when u see how far they came from some random dusty purple couch to this i’ve been soo broke but have always had enough to spend that little £3 on the patron so happy it’s been use for a good cause

@leeo1660 Жыл бұрын

@Wendo 😊

@veryfitting Жыл бұрын

Loving the extra camera shots and the new studio boys!

@nathanielamarh8359 Жыл бұрын

@F41LUR3 Жыл бұрын

Took the words out my mouth. ✊🏽

@shdw_co Жыл бұрын

Honestly; seeing these boys in a new studio, new camera angles, and just all round doing good work and making big moves genuinely makes me happy, been following since 10k subs and can't wait to see them hit 1milly

@pnsbzen Жыл бұрын

same here bro nice to see their progress

@theemache Жыл бұрын

The passport one is by far the most serious one! You have to wait months for a replacement and you have to lose all your flight money and reschedule everything. That would become a murder suicide brotha.

@BonesyTucson Жыл бұрын

That is some cold shit for sure

@topazx9801 Жыл бұрын

I broke up with a boyfriend one time and he took the area rug off the floor, food out the refrigerator and all the toilet tissue. I can laugh at it now I was so pissed.

@AikiraBeats Жыл бұрын

Oo the rug is what pisses me off, I can replace my food but to take my rug that took time to find that’s really petty

@topazx9801 Жыл бұрын

@@AikiraBeats 😂😂yes you know it

@angela1504 Жыл бұрын

The toilet paper?! That’s so petty

@youmakemehappy7 Жыл бұрын

@@angela1504 andddd it's hilarious

@rhondaaa9614 8 ай бұрын

Nah he just broke and needed your stuff 😂😭

@baileym5788 Жыл бұрын

I mean, Fuhad's skin is usually glowing but with this new set up he is GLOWING. dammmnnnn 💖

@KeffiRosita Жыл бұрын

When they said they'd leave with the murder weapon, my brain immediately thought that the person would kill their ex then leave with the murder weapon so they won't get caught... 🤣🙈

@bukolaiji Жыл бұрын

That’s exactly what it was. They missed it😅

@bajanbreezy Жыл бұрын

Same

@levyxstar 8 ай бұрын

Yup me2

@bubandit06 Жыл бұрын

The camera upgrade is no joke! Lads are looking CRISPPP! Can't be missing trims no more 🤣

@silkinajackson2892 Жыл бұрын

James as a referee would send me😂🤣😂. I could see him surrounded by mandem & spinning around with his whistle & yellow card🤣😂🤣

@robertanderson6663 Жыл бұрын

Mad when they were talking about the husband and the 18 y/o, didn’t clock he has a son who’s sisters are also his nieces/nephews lmao, brilliant production

@casandradaley1410 9 ай бұрын

Faaaacts!

@servingcant Жыл бұрын

The quality. The camera angles. The role plays. The scenarios. My Mood 📈.

@tundegeorge379 Жыл бұрын

“She’s gonna see your height deteriorate” 😂😂😂

@tairamcbride7536 Жыл бұрын

Fuhad after the pillow skip with the incredulous "Don't dump me!" I'm screaming

@danaglass1265 Жыл бұрын

I just woke my husband up hollering laughing at “the white foam in the corner of your mouth is my business”. Hilarious 😂

@LuanaMaria22 Жыл бұрын

The roleplay is unparalleled 💕

@heyimzhana9894 Жыл бұрын

No words could describe how happy and proud I am of these two. LoveLoveLove

@mpumelelomkhize7176 Жыл бұрын

JAMES has to be a ref for the next sideman charity game as some celeb ref or some shit 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

@minnesotanblackgirl Жыл бұрын

I used my exes debit card I had saved on my phone to buy food and groceries. He just thought someone from California using his money because DoorDash headquarters is in California. So he just kept seeing that someone from San Francisco was buying food. I told him eventually and he gave me a weekly amount to use eventually. And we got back together lol

@camilaalgaranaz2801 Жыл бұрын

lmao im happy for you guys i guess😂

@mercyz2734 Жыл бұрын

r yall still together LMAOO

@minnesotanblackgirl Жыл бұрын

@@mercyz2734 yes lol going on 8 years lol

@nannettedelas5251 Жыл бұрын

😳😳😳

@Ivy94F Жыл бұрын

@@minnesotanblackgirl That means y’all had NO business breaking up in the first place. Lol. 😂

@C_1337 Жыл бұрын

Love the new studio with new camera angles lads! I would say however the single profile shots could probably be a little better if they were zoomed out a little more to show a bit more than just your torsos, you guys have hilarious body language and it plays a huge role in the your humor so dont let it slip!! Much love guys

@axleuche Жыл бұрын

Yesssss 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾 👏🏾

@mjsl3758 Жыл бұрын

I agreee

@rorisang88 Жыл бұрын

The story of the woman who lost her husband to her daughter reminds of the Woody Allen situation. Just sick...

@brittanyanderson8195 Жыл бұрын

Exactly this! Insane

@mamabear2833 Жыл бұрын

It's disgusting! An adult sexually grooming his underage step daughter is not funny or ok.

@vanmax1363 Жыл бұрын

Fuhad’s face when he acts like the stepdad saying “give it a year” haha 😂

@vineeta03 Жыл бұрын

aww they actually look happier in the new studio 😍😍

@p.863 Жыл бұрын

Was listening to this at work yesterday and the way the Dane Cook reference had me CRYING. *All* my eye makeup came off and I looked like a damn racoon the rest of the day - so worth it for the laughs

@delvinking5151 Жыл бұрын

The pillow thief woulda hot you with a "see this is why we can't be together, you're mad" before the click lol

@arrow222 Жыл бұрын

The fact that this lady had a kid with her husband who left her for her daughter makes the situation even worse. Her son now has nieces/nephews that are his half siblings. 😂😂😂

@melissam310 8 ай бұрын

And that's how you get an "Uncle Bub" in your family...😂

@DarrenpTV Жыл бұрын

Oi I love how James just creases, Fuhad straight faced then James has to compose himself! Kills me everytime these guys 👍🏾

@Rhiannon94 Жыл бұрын

I’m loving the single shots of you both because I can really examine both of your faces 🥰😂

@OG-Savage Жыл бұрын

SNG stepping up the visuals, I rate it

@gi-gisaint9105 Жыл бұрын

is it bad that they thought it was HIS murder weapon? I thought it was the weapon she killed him with lol

@khanya5790 Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought lol

@rosanneabdulla5774 Жыл бұрын

I think it might have been haha

@maryamibrahim2574 Жыл бұрын

Me too but it was way funnier the way they understood it😂😂😂😂😂😂

@TheAyalah Жыл бұрын

Laughed so hard at James ref story I started crying. James is hilarious!!! Love it!!!

@andyawe13 Жыл бұрын

I've never subscribed this fast! I discovered y'all a few days ago, have binged so many videos, and now subscribed. By the end of the year, I know I'm going to have to get on Patreon. This content is fire! Hope this Podcast continues for years to come.

@thegoal7849 Жыл бұрын

Not sure if you guys have watched this documentary or have ever talked about it on the show, but you should watch Abducted in Plain Sight. Literally the most mind boggling thing I’ve watched !

@Carpathianpixie Жыл бұрын

Is that on Netflix?

@rebeccaroberts8120 Жыл бұрын

Hi guys, just want to say how much I appreciate your time, effort an humour. Like a lot of people, I found you via TikTok and your podcasts and clips have been one of the only things giving me some brightness right now 🖤

@catchzeeifyoucan5059 Жыл бұрын

damn the camera quality, the audio is crisp, the new editing! you guys are levelling UPPP

@HarlemSadge Жыл бұрын

The role play gets me EVERY time! 🖤 these 2!

@RockinDemJeanz Жыл бұрын

My parents told me a story about a friend of theirs (back in the 70's), who used to kick doors in for the rush. One day he tried to boot-in what looked like a wooden door. It was metal & f*cked his leg up. He walked with a permanent limp for the rest of his life. I just picture this dude tryna crip walk out of there to Dr. Dre's "The Next Episode" (a.k.a Snoop Dog's Thug Life memes)

@ashleyzviitei Жыл бұрын

Yep, Dane Cook is a comedian, actor and he randomly does DJ sets with the biker jackets. I remember hearing him say that story about kicking doors in....on stage. He had a special a while ago.

@tkmiller_author Жыл бұрын

The comment I was looking for. 🥰👍

@blossom_xox Жыл бұрын

you guys are literally the funniest. my mondays are a whole lot better 😂♥️

@UnicornQueen0046 Жыл бұрын

The new studio is great, the lighting and camera shots and even the sound is different it’s amazing

@seminolesach2278 Жыл бұрын

I would replace all the sugar with salt, cut all the electronics cords, take all the knobs off the sinks and shower heads, broom bushes and leave the sticks, remove door knobs, light bulbs and Alexa! 😂

@AikiraBeats Жыл бұрын

I took a swig while James was describing the cheeks appearing out of nowhere absolutely perfect timing

@kammiematthews7264 Жыл бұрын

The laughs are my favorite part of the podcast I swear

@manicpixiedreamgirl_kimmy Жыл бұрын

Omg that's my favourite Dane Cook skit! When he starts putting stuff back in the guys house "What did he take?! Nothing's gone...but we do have a lava lamp..."

@finmccoy4195 Жыл бұрын

When I didn't think the pods could get any better... they come through with this vid quality. HATS OFF

@SabrinaBaker-on9vb 9 ай бұрын

When he said "i just want my girl back" WE MADE THE SAAAME FACE BRO WHAT

@DonTheSun Жыл бұрын

I have loved watching the quality of these pods slowly increasing; but this last jump in quality is ASTOUNDING! Excited for more content guys!

@donieshiatyler8989 Жыл бұрын

Forget the pod, I need them to have a show… they illustrate their stories and role plays so good…. James as a ref would have been the funniest skit ever😂🤣😂I love these guys so bad❤

@PersiaBabydoll Жыл бұрын

I have been following these 2 on tiktok and LOVING it! So glad they finally appeared on my KZfaq feed, I had no idea where to watch the whole thing

@superkrystyle Жыл бұрын

I'm not sure I've ever commented on a yt video before, but this is how ALL DARK SKIN BROTHERS should be LIT! Yes Fuhad! 💝 🥰

@larrykush93 Жыл бұрын

You killed the Dane cook bit. He stole all the spoons in the house

@MissPaule5599 Жыл бұрын

The clarity on your new camera is ::chef’s kiss:: I’m obsessed with your show. Keep it up.

@zandercoulthard4243 Жыл бұрын

54 mins is unacceptable next week better be 2:45 minimum

@esthernwosu7406 Жыл бұрын

This is top tierrrrr !!! The Quality and the extra angles are crazy good

@nicoledenel Жыл бұрын

FUHAD LAUGH AT 11:20 KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣 it came from the soul

@solethabiancananouskagoldi1576 Жыл бұрын

I did a double take when I noticed the new angles. 👏 Moving on up!!! Keep up the good work. Love this show and I re-watch episodes on the regular. Sending love and good vibes from Cape town, South Africa. 🌍

@derrickmausser4021 Жыл бұрын

Loved the video! The new production additions looks great! I couldn't keep my eye off the chord management reflection on the fridge, lol, but you just switched studios, just couldn't help but mention it lol. Absolutely love watching you guys!!

@lorettahayford8606 Жыл бұрын

Just finished listing on Spotify and I am in love with you guys 😂😂😂😂😂

@zahrapayano Жыл бұрын

Wow.. this looks amazing!! Happy for you guys!

@mingsmooth Жыл бұрын

visuals are crispy! as a youtube listener the lighting and new angles are a dope touch. keep doing great.

@taylourrobinson4570 Жыл бұрын

I loved love love the camera work in this episode. The close ups on the guys... Great

@clarindab1463 Жыл бұрын

Love the new angles and cam quality, absolutely fire

@aalberic123 9 ай бұрын

This video is so clear & crisp!!!

@daniellafreeman9237 Жыл бұрын

Loving the new angles guys...ya'll just out hear keeping me happy

@raynycemagloire6102 Жыл бұрын

This is the last time I will ever watch ur podcast while I'm at work. I literally laughed out loud so many times you guys are hilarious I love it.

@taylorc8134 5 ай бұрын

When talking about the 18 year old, the fact that her brother is the sibling (because his father is the father of those kids) as well as the uncle (because he’s the 18 year olds brother) of her children is WILD

@mojiyt Жыл бұрын

Just imagine the nurse going into the room. Cloud of smoke, baby crying smelling cotton candy vape.

@indigo500robber Жыл бұрын

I’m taking all his inhalers from yard 😂😂😂

@oscaraguilar1527 Жыл бұрын

Let's goooo new studio and I appreciate the camera angles lol I subbed to you guys like a week ago and you guys are easily my favorite podcast

@roytopaz Жыл бұрын

I'm from Argentina. Good save!!! Hahahaha. You guys are too funny. I look forward to the podcast every week

@obs_o1468 Жыл бұрын

Loving the new studio , the quality going up uppp

@AnnaLopez-tm2xs 4 ай бұрын

I REALLY enjoyed this episode, you guys were extra funny, thanks

@buchiolloh5194 Жыл бұрын

Great job guys,the new studio the sound and the camera views is on a 💯

@penneypetit 10 ай бұрын

I want more role plays please. That acting was top tier Fuhad 😂😂😂😂

@aucashmoneyy Жыл бұрын

I instantly was like, oh I see y’all with the new camera angles!!! So proud of all y’all’s continuous upgrades and the move to london🤘🏾

@nishab7399 Жыл бұрын

I'm looooving these new camara angles!!! And the sound is so much better!

@shida7066 Жыл бұрын

My favorite podcast . Love the new studio and the camera views . On point

@alexaspritchard1772 Жыл бұрын

Hi from North Carolina! absolutely love y’all’s podcast ❤️ also, love the new angles!

@tanjikun9040 Жыл бұрын

I love everytime they level up man🔥🔥🔥

@Dancing2kpop Жыл бұрын

Fuhad playing the girl in the pillow situation is priceless

@aliciabump8399 Жыл бұрын

Love the new set up and the camera views! Okay stepping up! Killin it! And soooo funny!

@vespera9115 Жыл бұрын

WHEN FUHAD TOOK THE PHONE OFF HIS EAR TO LOOK AT IT PLEASEEE😭😭😭

@chillspot247 Жыл бұрын

The studio and camera angles are awesome!

@chisombili Жыл бұрын

The production quality is amazing!!

@itstamaralynn Жыл бұрын

I’m loving the qualityyyyyy

@OneMinuteArsenal Жыл бұрын

Yooooo the new digs are looking goooooooooood! I will say that, when listening on the pod, there is an echo on the audio. You boys need to get some more stuff to fill up your BIG ASS studio. Well up though, things are just moving from strength to strength.