“we’ll go through em eventually” is the most dad thing i’ve ever heard
@ITCRYS4754 жыл бұрын
"Itll get ate" is how my dad always put it
@leoui10854 жыл бұрын
Currently have 5 port salut, 5 cream cheese and 3 bries in the downstairs fridge. They are all due in a week or two now.
@idontwantone1324 жыл бұрын
@@leoui1085 why so much cheese?
@leoui10854 жыл бұрын
K “Buy four, get one free” or something along those lines.
@KateCarew4 жыл бұрын
Le Oui they’re ready to blow, you need to get on that!! Take some Colace you’ll get all bound up. I’m a nurse, I’m allowed to speak this truth.
@devintucker80064 жыл бұрын
To be fair you truly can never have too many bungee cords
@locomotives92174 жыл бұрын
Those weren't bungee cords, they were just stretchy twizzlers.
@marksidorov93654 жыл бұрын
Or zip ties
@recoveringsoul7554 жыл бұрын
Probably because bungee cords and zip ties wear out or get cut.
@bigMzurythefantatic4 жыл бұрын
To beee faaairrrrr
@ChromeArty4 жыл бұрын
To be faaaiiiiirrrrr
@zackdupra92014 жыл бұрын
" we are low on fertilizer...time to stock up for the spring." Its still summer.
@domtron88734 жыл бұрын
Next spring in MN happens in the year 4030 after the iceage shifts back to normal
@bruhdabones4 жыл бұрын
Zack Dupra for when he “springs” his attack
@kalebbruwer4 жыл бұрын
@@domtron8873 As a South African it is hard to imagine a place where people complain about cold. You think you could send us some? I've had just about enough mid 30°C days and Summer just began
@prestonnewcomb59918 ай бұрын
IDK, he seemed pretty full of it
@BrosLikeThis4 жыл бұрын
Y'all ever walk around home Depot for like two hours and just end up forgetting to buy the one quarter inch bolt you came for in the first place
@KM-je6bf4 жыл бұрын
Every time
@retardsandratchetstraps80764 жыл бұрын
What in the fuck are you gonna do with a quarter inch bolt?
@mollyhunter62394 жыл бұрын
You mean Home Depot Run: Part One?
@benjacobs50474 жыл бұрын
@@retardsandratchetstraps8076 I assume hes referring to the diameter of the threads not the length
@retardsandratchetstraps80764 жыл бұрын
Ben Jacobs I’m gonna go ahead and guess that he’s not.
@mrwilljones30154 жыл бұрын
That dead look in his soul as he passed the Yeti isle 🤣
@lukemarriott35774 жыл бұрын
“Don’t really like California but I love walnuts”😂😂
@boondogglers95124 жыл бұрын
Amen
@TheRiverRat964 жыл бұрын
Best quote of the whole video
@breakdownz4lief4 жыл бұрын
@@NotesFromTheOwlBox Haha, this guy.. "What's wrong with California?" Well, I'll tell ya bud, it hasn't broke off into the ocean yet, that's what's wrong.
@grumpee84324 жыл бұрын
As an easterner, don’t get the reference. Please, elaborate. Thank You!
@franksmith82104 жыл бұрын
Three joke is that most people who live in States around California don't exactly like us very much because of our insanely liberal politics and willingness to give free hand outs. The good news is that where these nuts are grown in here in the Central valley, this part of California isn't like the rest of the state. We vote very red and we love our guns and country. It's like a little Texas in the middle of California.
@marquisethomas56114 жыл бұрын
He was gonna have to go back out anyway, he forgot to get a 30 pack of busch lights
@donavannj4 жыл бұрын
In Minnesota, Fleet Farm can't sell alcohol in store. Has to have a separate retail area from the rest of the store and a separate entrance as well. Though there are technicalities that make it legal for Target to put that separate entrance behind its outside doors but before its inside doors.
@leonardpreciado6269 Жыл бұрын
Coors Light, lol
@chuckgross60244 жыл бұрын
"The man mall" haha I love fleet farm, and party bonus I am having me some Busch lattes while watching!
@marquisethomas56114 жыл бұрын
I have a miller lite
@chuckgross60244 жыл бұрын
Miller lite😯 lol no matter to me enjoy!
@marquisethomas56114 жыл бұрын
@@chuckgross6024 my store was out of busch lol
@btwarner21244 жыл бұрын
Free popcorn
@thatonefonz3 жыл бұрын
Haha I'm from Cali, what the hell is that place? Looks like a harbor freight/dollar store/gas station.
@theamericanboyn3434 жыл бұрын
What Were really doing while our woman think we’re cheating on them😂😂
@melissaray68404 жыл бұрын
Cheating
@ziggyhood34504 жыл бұрын
Cheating
@grumpee84324 жыл бұрын
the American boy n personal problems.
@s3ntin3l604 жыл бұрын
You need tO write this in the sky
@s3ntin3l604 жыл бұрын
@Tanasha Brown you're all crazy...that's what I tell her...
@chrisstifter90444 жыл бұрын
Went there for electric nail gun, left with 2 shirts 2 lbs of gummy worms, and 4 lbs of trail mix
@j.a.43604 жыл бұрын
That's the first place I ever saw 2lbs of gummy worms, of course I had to get them...
@TheBootyWrangler3 жыл бұрын
They had 3lb bags of LEGO candy bricks in one (or a similar store) Needless to say I had the shits for a week as I plowed thru it. Never buying candy again after that experience
@MsAmberKat3 жыл бұрын
...did you get the nail gun?
@JNMKlover3 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. I desire 🧼 that is overpriced
@JNMKlover3 жыл бұрын
@@TheBootyWrangler u made me LOL so hard my belly jumped
@lisamkramr4 жыл бұрын
The classic phone pickup “Y’llo”
@anneshirley95603 жыл бұрын
That was one of my favorite parts! XD
@leeenfield11344 жыл бұрын
My wife actually had to walk out of the room as I watched this beacuse of how true it was. Keep it up!
@pizzashit693 жыл бұрын
I bet she left because it’s just plain not funny.
@Xid.3 жыл бұрын
@@pizzashit69 ok 😔
@MK_Aquatics3 жыл бұрын
@@pizzashit69 you obviously have no sense of humor.
@user-cv8qe9ru8c3 жыл бұрын
Sick handle. Lee Enfield
@paulk53113 жыл бұрын
like women can talk when it comes to buying unnecessary items while shopping. they will buy things they do not need because they are on sale. sales were created for women and probably by women.
@the89shee4 жыл бұрын
I almost feel guilty if I don’t find more than one thing to purchase at a hardware store
@TipsyStrawberry4 жыл бұрын
This video has shown me that men shop at home repair stores the same way women shop at Target 😂
@mcdainty42024 жыл бұрын
Yuppers.
@jasonflay88184 жыл бұрын
Ooooh I sense a follow-up video, wives of Fleet Farm!
@gretals97824 жыл бұрын
Or Michael's for me!
@JNMKlover3 жыл бұрын
WalMart for me
@MW-on1ft Жыл бұрын
If you haven't already, watch Charlie Berens , The Husbands of Target. That's how I got here in a roundabout way.
@1cboys94 жыл бұрын
The callback at 0:50 is fantastic 😂 I was not expecting that but it was appreciated
@infernalkat4 жыл бұрын
“2 inches? Okay, yeah I got em” “So, one a quarter perfect just what we need” “Yeah I got the one and a half” lmfaooo
@sampsonsimpson30664 жыл бұрын
“You can never have too many bungie cords” Ain’t that the truth
@aaroneustice8964 жыл бұрын
"Don't really like California but I love walnuts" LMFAO
@majorwoody17203 жыл бұрын
My dads got 19 rolls of Teflon tape. Every time he goes to any hardware store he buys one just in case there aren’t any more rolls.
@cattysplat Жыл бұрын
You never know when they might roll off on their own.
@rangerguy1964 жыл бұрын
“Talk about over priced!” Rolls eyes. 🤣😂
@meals24u4 жыл бұрын
Jason Cutsforth I literally scrolled down to find this exact comment about the Yetis!! So good, so true
@B.sacamano4 жыл бұрын
@@meals24u I'm guilty of always bringing up how over priced they are lol
@SkimmerVideoz4 жыл бұрын
“Getting a call from the ole ball n’ chain”😂
@kalinchildress1260 Жыл бұрын
I work at ACE hardware, I see it all the time. I think it’s hilarious how I’ll see the same guys come back in the store later that day and they say “ Oh no, I’m working on a different project now”
@daisyladybug4 жыл бұрын
I know all the phone calls were fake. Cause cell phones never work in fleet.
@kyles2804 жыл бұрын
kevin janke dude you’re so right! Not in any of them lol
@gigih64694 жыл бұрын
They have some kind of interfere in cell service, some people had luck getting through though
@hollandaise844 жыл бұрын
No wonder it’s called the man mall.
@trevorenerson13593 жыл бұрын
This is so damn true, especially in the the break room
@lucasjohnson29394 жыл бұрын
The only problem is that the tool section was not visited. That's practically a sin
@mrshauncory4 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the fishing section. Every single time I go in there I come out with lures. I've got so many just in boxes not opened because I thought I need em. There's gotta be something in the air in fleet farm.
@ijustpooped40134 жыл бұрын
Fleet farm doesn’t specialize in tools
@j.a.43604 жыл бұрын
@@ijustpooped4013 , but, the Milwaukee and Dewalt section...
@benkarpf98114 жыл бұрын
I always gotta hit the tool and chainsaw section, oh and the yeti coolers
@M.g_marcum4 жыл бұрын
One should never buy tools, they should just inherit 50 year old solid American steel
@evanjensen65564 жыл бұрын
That’s a hell of a store. Michigan’s farm fleet and tractor supplies should take some pointer from your fleet farm
@matt.squarebody54274 жыл бұрын
Tractor supplies in WNY are the shit.
@elijahstapleton89904 жыл бұрын
It reminds me of rural King
@kyles2804 жыл бұрын
The new fleet farms in Wisconsin are badass
@jakekingsbury69614 жыл бұрын
Take it you have never been to Menards?
@grumpee84324 жыл бұрын
Evan Jensen bro that’s in the midwest . Minimality is optimum, as designated by the know betters.
@congestedgoblin25754 жыл бұрын
Said "yellow" for hello answering the phone is too spot on.
@lucasrastall79174 жыл бұрын
The “Yello?” At 1:04 is exactly how I answer the phone.
@DiscoverObjay4 жыл бұрын
1:02
@lucasrastall79174 жыл бұрын
John truth
@nigeldesanto51874 жыл бұрын
Why do I know that exact fleet farm smell he's talking about
@TheRepublicOfJohn3 жыл бұрын
Fresh rubber tires, sawdust, pine sol, and various machine and automotive solvents and oils.
@CK-sn2lg4 жыл бұрын
I’m still not convinced that this guy isn’t actually a dad, he’s way too accurate
@JNMKlover3 жыл бұрын
Where is this elusive Caleb anyhow?
@enr1997widget4 жыл бұрын
Another great video. Love that these are clean, light, humor. Keep up the good work!
@PrettyMuchCanada4 жыл бұрын
As a fellow minnesotan, I cant begin to explain how relatable this is
@rpfcreates44764 жыл бұрын
So I know I’m officially a You Betcha fan bc I laughed like crazy at every single inside joke and understood them all hahah. Too funny.
@paulgrape15014 жыл бұрын
Shut got dang I'm in the friggin hardware store everyday! Went in today for razor blades and came out with a new vest too! Crazy!
@tylermcdonough71714 жыл бұрын
This whole video I thought he was going to walk out without the screws...
@austinnipper64604 жыл бұрын
Technically he did. He got 1/1/4 screws, lol.
@Sludgefactor7114 жыл бұрын
As a midwestern who lives in Mass, these videos warm my heart, all to relatable.
@mtio28074 жыл бұрын
2”........a woman never forgets something like that
@thanks_ace4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, literally every home depot trip for me 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
@erikschmidt82414 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for you to upload all day! Thanks for making my day man
@MistaE3 жыл бұрын
Any outdoor store or hardware store is my playhouse, even as a child!😂
@mikayahu43724 жыл бұрын
Hey I work there...and yeah it’s accurate, had a guy come through looking for one thing and left with a full truck bed, $1400 worth and a lawn mower
@thathairyguyy44353 жыл бұрын
"Talk about overpriced!" when passing the Yeti coolers was the most accurate part.
@PlehctiM4 жыл бұрын
Are you guys ready for the BIGGEST FLEET FARM IN WISCONSIN opening in the Fall?!?! West Bend 🤩🤩🤩
@daveytjornhom31694 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it farm and fleet in wi
@SwaTTedRoyal4 жыл бұрын
Davey Tjornhom Farm and Fleet is south and west Wi. Anything other is FleetFarm.
@anncarlson13964 жыл бұрын
@@SwaTTedRoyal except for Hudson, outside of St. Paul. Fleet Farm. Lame.
@MelinWisconsin4 жыл бұрын
Davey Tjornhom we have both. Fleet farm and farm and fleet. God loves us 😉
@siddkaza49244 жыл бұрын
PlehctiM it’s farm and fleet in Monroe WI
@MaxMacmurray4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if that guy either went back through the store to replace everything he took off the shelves, or he unironically just bought it all because why not
@Bradical4343 жыл бұрын
I mean... Tax write offs
@misanthropicisolation4013 Жыл бұрын
Relatable
@chef95244 жыл бұрын
It’s always fun going into stores like that. Tractor Supply is a good one I like.
@Officialshayne4 жыл бұрын
1:02 You sir have a achieved a feat that only seasoned dads can ever hope for the iconic... “yello”
@loganmiller28034 жыл бұрын
One day I'll have enough money to do this.
@paulgeorge53594 жыл бұрын
Do a “guys with hunting dogs”
@dwightschrute96934 жыл бұрын
Paul George i second this
@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl70593 жыл бұрын
Yes yes yes
@_sacredseven_3 жыл бұрын
"Talk about over priced " reference was epic
@nicholasc77913 жыл бұрын
He’s done some great reviews that just prove that YETI products don’t necessarily outlast or outperform their bargain-brand counterparts. It’s such a ‘Dad thing’ to call out three hundred dollar coolers as overpriced whilst spending like it’s a reflex. 😂
@jamescullen55904 жыл бұрын
That bungee cord bit hit a little too close to home lol
@lonestardude62834 жыл бұрын
You had me at, “don’t really like California”!
@shortsbyfranco61083 жыл бұрын
Lying to the wife with the quickness is so relatable 😂 “ I couldn’t find parking”
@vgkyle9151 Жыл бұрын
That jab at the Yeti coolers was gold lol 😂
@gavinwilliams93674 жыл бұрын
Oh no, when he walked past the yeti coolers is exactly how I do when I see them...
@trustknowwaunful3 жыл бұрын
Legend has it, he's still walking around in the store buying every little thing he needs.
@mjsjoquist7163 жыл бұрын
Nah. He literally naps out on the mattresses in the home furniture department. Que his new video. 😍🙂
@evanhuff75144 жыл бұрын
The amount of growth on this channel in 2 months, I was honestly surprised it only had around 5k when I found it. Content is gold
@TheLusaso4 жыл бұрын
"talk about about overpriced 🙄" 🤣🤣🤣 YES
@FishingInfinite4 жыл бұрын
I left a like for the California comment hahah
@kilroywashere93434 жыл бұрын
This seems like the midwestern version of Tractor supply
@HooDRidEWhiteY4 жыл бұрын
Agree
@noahproctor61964 жыл бұрын
Ya it is
@ez79773 жыл бұрын
Only better, way better. Tractor Supply sucks. One step above Harbor Freight and comparable to a crappy selection of Walmart products for the farm and ranch.
@ImNotaRussianBot3 жыл бұрын
As a midwesterner, we have both.
@mikespecht3 жыл бұрын
Not even close, tractor supply is a small convenience store compared to fleet farm, they probably take up several zip codes each
@dylantoks4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely true. I wish we had Fleet Farm stores. I'm in the midwest too but apparently we don't have these here
@highlandthegoat32653 жыл бұрын
When he said "I don't like California but I like walnuts" he moved up a notch I'm my book
@BeardsAndBowsOutdoors4 жыл бұрын
Just stepping in there makes you a more knowledgeable and manlier man!! 😂😂👍👊
@catfishhunter9674 жыл бұрын
Every trip to Harbor Freight, they have discount coupons and get something free coupons.
@Gu1tarZer04 жыл бұрын
I can't even read the flyers they mail me or I end up driving over to buy stuff..
@128sfs54 жыл бұрын
Forgot to hit the sporting goods and shot shell aisle! LOL! Love the vids, keep it up!
@matthewowens4553 жыл бұрын
“Never have to many bungee cords” I was watching that part and said damn right lol
@MrRenegadeSF4 жыл бұрын
Basically the same thing, fleet, Lowes, home Depot, tractor supply. Y'all get the idea
@probablyaparent4 жыл бұрын
Nooooooooooooooo way. The local Farm and Barn has everything from comics to screws to EVERYTHING needed to build a house. Lowe's and Home Depot are nothing compared to a localized Farm'n'Fleet or Fleet Farm. The toy land section alone is something to remember it for.
@Pud0044 жыл бұрын
That statement is not even remotely a little bit correct.
@ColoradoStreaming3 жыл бұрын
Big R is the worse because they have guns.
@addielo8234 жыл бұрын
Now he knows what takes us time in Target when we’re just going for “one” thing
@johnerickson81604 жыл бұрын
Whenever you say ope I feel so comforted. He is speaking my accent
@owensanchez93533 жыл бұрын
“The ol man mall” is the best thing I’ve ever heard
@jaystevens4274 жыл бұрын
You forgot the 200 count veriety pack of zip ties! 😂
@MelinWisconsin4 жыл бұрын
If fleet farm doesn’t have it, I don’t need it.
@Anthony-eg7pw4 жыл бұрын
That damn neighbor tony!!
@PuffyPandaOG4 жыл бұрын
These videos are gold
@Peccs914 жыл бұрын
I literally bought a gigantic bag of peanuts a few years back and said "i'll eat em all"
@TheBlank82343 жыл бұрын
I work at Home Depot and I really do feel like this is represented tons of the customers I interact with lol.
@GiTxSHuM4 жыл бұрын
2:13 The Yeti cooler is so funny.
@mjmiddleton3704 жыл бұрын
LOL!! My husband, every time!! 🤣 You also forgot ratchet straps. My husband always comes back with more. And then, "Here, honey. I thought of you," (insert random gift). I got those vacuum seal bags for storing stuff one time. He said, "You know, cause you're always storing stuff like clothes for the kids and such. See, I thought of you while I was in there." 🙄 True story.
@harveylong58783 жыл бұрын
has to have unlimited supply on hand to secure the oh btw honey , I found the most amazing futon at Ikea, walmart 😂
@repem20044 жыл бұрын
Best channel on KZfaq hands down
@eastonosborn31214 жыл бұрын
2 inches ok .......... just looking for the 1 1/2 inch. Oh you wanted 2 inches. Darn! 😂
@FirstLast-po8oz2 жыл бұрын
the snacks is the realest part.
@ChuckBeefOG4 жыл бұрын
This is like my supervisor with building supplies. 10 trips to the store instead of making a list.
@kalebbruwer4 жыл бұрын
The only reason I don't do this when I walk into a computer store is I can't afford it
@garrettgonsalves62244 жыл бұрын
California almond and pistachio grower thanks for picking up the products, farming in California ain’t easy thanks for supporting us non Libs
@NotesFromTheOwlBox4 жыл бұрын
Libs don’t eat almonds? Where I live they love em.
@cowboycollarNM4 жыл бұрын
That's funny. I went to a really liberal college and all my classmates were farmers.
@truthiswhat14 жыл бұрын
That's totally Stevens Point.. love it.
@johndailyva4 жыл бұрын
I've said it before and I'll say it again ... this is the most underrated comedy channel on youtube
@kyles2804 жыл бұрын
I love that store! Not sure why, as a man, you didn’t check out the guns or buy ammo?
@electronbeing54734 жыл бұрын
Hes not actually hes a manboi youtuber
@andreaa.97094 жыл бұрын
Women in Target, men in Home Depot
@june88984 жыл бұрын
I love his voice, the best!
@masspyro51674 жыл бұрын
Best part is the noise we heard each time he put something in the cart...haha
@zerotwo64094 жыл бұрын
I go in and get what I’m looking for I usually spend 2 minutes in a store
@Reignor994 жыл бұрын
Because you're uncultured swine.
@nicksummerfield54084 жыл бұрын
I'm marrying the female version of this lol
@carieyounginsurance3 жыл бұрын
When my husband runs an errand- (me thinking) see you in 3 hours! Seriously...! 😂
@ItsAshaMac4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA! I cried when he grabbed the "girl boots!"
@igotajopamerica30404 жыл бұрын
Husband: I'm heading to the hardware store Be right back.Just need one little thing and I'll be done. Wife: Oh, well I'll go with you. Kids: Dad we want to go!! Wife and kids are still in their pajamas. 2 hours later: Just leaving the house. Wife decides we need to make this a grocery trip and 4 other stops and sit down restaurant. 8hours later: just getting to the hardware store.😵
@jacksonmeads11614 жыл бұрын
This is my dad in harbor freight and cabelas and academy sports
@lkjh33364 жыл бұрын
I already know your from Missouri lol
@jacksonmeads11614 жыл бұрын
John Doe he is but I’m from Georgia
@tmiranda13794 жыл бұрын
Thank you for reminding me that I need some more bunjies.
@anglingnvirginia13464 жыл бұрын
Geez this is way to accurate hahahahaha, but I would have forgotten the screws and remembered pulling in the driveway
@9thgradejackass4 жыл бұрын
This is me high af in the store
@348loadedlever34 жыл бұрын
Did they ask at the register if you found everything ok
@ryanlevis75324 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh I can hear this in my head now
@AR50sniper4 жыл бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one! Went in to get a couple bags of fertilizer (on sale), came home with a Taurus Slim 709. That too was on sale. Lol
@formoney52553 жыл бұрын
I live in the part of the Midwest where we have rural king instead. its exaclty the same thing, but with less hardware and more farming/camping/hunting stuff.