🤣🤣🤣 Same here

I did after 7:0 last season 🤣

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Bless you mate. Seeing them crumble brings joy to every human being on this planet.

Yet another truely joyous occasion. Men of pure banter, we gather together 😆👍

Burnley saga 😂😂

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More like Sean Dyche saga.@@hoze1235

i said to my utd friend not to be thinking the turks an easy team and utd had to win at old trafford or they were not going to make the top 2 in the group, he laughed at me. no way this soft utd team go to turkey and win

​@@adriankearney4850Seni tebrik ediyorum Galatasaray'ı iyi analiz etmişsin. İstanbul tüm takımlar için cehennemdir.

To Owensy 54321: Just like today, Rasmus's highly deserved sparking ratings, show even his insufficiency to move the whole club forward.

He almost did. If only he were offside

the chants for Maximus from Gladiator, when he revealed his true identity to the emperor.. yeah i love that scene too.. possible that Goldbridge is a fan of that scene too..

@@KilluaYT420i can score 2 goals too if I stayed offside 😭

you couldnt score at all haha @@mynamejeff4683

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But Onana was good for Inter tho

@@EliasRoy the inter defense hide his problem of absolutely 0 goal keeping ability, we traded a GK for a fifth CB, a shitty fifth CB

EPL is not in the same level with Serie A including the player.

All the best keepers come from serie A to be fair. Vicario, Alison etc

Onana is good. This club turns everything to shit

Dear Tony Labrus 6602: What does that mean?

Just searched on phub and there were some good stuff related to Manchester united

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@@eddyvideostar Be grateful you don't know 😂😂

I was looking for this comment lmao

you'll never sing that

10:58

And once Hakim Ziyech recovers and takes over on the right, Zaha--Icardi---Ziyech up-front ain’t too shabby!

legend

Didn’t want to spell Akturkoglu lol thanks tho🤣

There's a special place in heaven for people just like you 👍

May you be half an hour in heaven before the devil knows you are there Sir

we thank you for your service colonel🤝

UTD fans are too kind and they don't have the bollocks like the scousers to do anything, this would never have happened to Liverpool I am speaking as a UTD fan. If UTD fans really want the Glazers out then the following actions need to be taken as enough is enough, this is the straw that should break the camels back otherwise these PR men will keep getting away with it and be doing this year in year out and UTD fickle fans will keep sucking it up. 1) Jam the traffic before games so no one can get to games. 2) stop people shopping at megastore peacefully at least leaflet outside it before games. 3) invade the pitch game after game if 10,000 do it every games they can't stop it. 4) write to all our sponsors to stop sponsoring us under Glazers or we will protest against your brand's and give bad reviews of your brand's. 5) protest during games and after games and do sit ins and don't leave until you are dragged out. 6) Protest at Tampa bay games for UTD fans. 7) The Glazers location are at the following so UTD fans need to find the locations of these parasites and protest peacefully in USA:- Possible addresses to locate the following siblings and protest peacefully against Avram, Bryan, Darcie, Edward, Joel and Kevin. 40 South Pointe Dr Suite 110, Miami Beach, FL 33139, United States. 1820 Bay Rd, Miami Beach, FL 33139, United States. 1 Buccaneer Pl. Tampa, FL 33607. 6823 St Charles Ave, New Orleans, LA 70118, United States 522 N Howard Ave, Tampa, FL 33606, United States 706 Guisando De Avila, Tampa, 33613 Florida 10250 Constellation Blvd Ste 2850 Los Angeles, CA, 90067-6245 240 Worth Ave, Palm Beach, FL 33480, United States 535 S County Rd, Palm Beach, FL 33480, USA Middle Rd in Palm Beach, Florida, 33480-4711 120 N County Rd, Palm Beach, FL 33480, United States

I mean; he’s an idiot lol. We knew that anyway, but it’s funnier watching his bum boy ten Hag get absolutely shagged.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Bless him

He’s a glass half full type of guy 😅

🏇💨 a prediction as useful as a horse fart

Why do united fans think because they were once a big club that their history will get them to win major trophies? Surely after 12 years of mediocrity it’s time to start thinking with your heads rather than your heart

Where did he say this ? 😂

I have a stupid hunch that we'll still win it. Just need to clear the group and get a lucky run of games.

​@@buigyukplease..... Seek help

He was United’s best player for a good 4-5 years. He really should have been given a better send off. He was really just discarded by management and the fans

Just because Onana is shit, it doesn’t make De Gea better…. You de gea fans choose to completely ignore the multiple errors he makes every single season and go on about his saves… like Roy Keane says, that’s his job

People acting like de gea wasn't making the same mistakes last year plus you can't play out from the back with him is total delusion. These are the same fans that were calling for a new goalkeeper after every de gea mistake and need I remind u there were plenty of them

Short memories u people have

@@Yasser-hy8tn is hard no make mistakes when your defense is BULLSHIT.

You guys are revising this situation too much just because onana has been awful doesn't mean degea would have been good 😂

​@@broman1429 Or why is De Gea still unemployed? No club came for him, no one!

Best keeper in the league...don't think so...Allison is better by a long chalk....didn't De Gea let in seven against LFC last season..or did I get that wrong ? ...

@@free..to..air.. Alison let 7 in against Villa…

@@free..to..air.. de gea has the record for most saves in one game, only goalkeeper to win potm in years, 4 time pfa toty, 2 time toty keeper! he's the only keeper to challenge neuer. and fyi coceding 5 at home is worse than conceding 7 away especially when your supposed to be in ur prime XDDDDD

U must be foreign, passion isn't the word here, he's a great actor/comedian. Passion, defo not

​@@skrrttznaaah definitely passion it is, this man is supporting manu for decades.

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It's not that onana is bad, it's that he makes the stupidest mistakes ever 😂

Never should have let him go imo I mean a gk who is a shot stopper is more important than plying with feet

@@Hepausesshaving182GGMU the problem is onana keeps fucking up with his feet too, like the casemiro red card

They get rid Ronaldo and then De Gea. Now we will truly see where will they end up be. In the trash can.

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I support Arsenal and Galatasaray, watched both at the same time. Lens beat us with a very good performance and we weren’t not at our standards, and then we owned Manchester United like the old days, and here for the meltdown

Howling bro spot on

@@ultraslanmc when ronaldo was at united we beated u 3-2 and know we lose to arsenal 1-3😢

This comment is absolutely spot on correct 👌

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Thats magnificent ,harilandesque, quality,,,,,,,,,,,he,s offside ,, shit

I would absolutely not watch him if United were very good, that's for sure

@@Buhry He,s hilarious, but yes if united were successful he,d be insufferable

Dear Jim Powell: Selassie! You're a wise consumer. You know how KZfaq works. Mark is sleeping on Silicon Valley silk sheets, strutting, sashaying his stuff, and stuffing his savings.

True, we only watch him after MU loose.

@omarponce9224.......BIG mistake....HUGE!! I predicted months ago [before we had even signed Onana] that replacing De Gea was total lunacy! We couldn't score for toffee - yet had one of the best defences in the league. So what do we do? Go and sell our record-breaking goalkeeper! Where are all these so-called 'expert' pundits and knee-jerk fans now who demanded a 'play-out-from-the-back' goalkeeper? And that screamed it would 'revolutionise' the way we play? It certainly has done that - we can't keep a clean sheet now to save our lives!!

People acting like de gea wasn't making the same mistakes last year plus you can't play out from the back with him is total delusion. These are the same fans that were calling for a new goalkeeper after every de gea mistake and need I remind u there were plenty of them

Your memory resets everyday

Didn't Degea lose you the series against Sevilla?

I'm prettty sure Maguire and Malacia did more than enough to do that @@kiraofthesky5561

Right 💀💀💀

Shut up before I kiss you on the lips

That had me laughing so hard 😂😂😂

I was disgusting propaganda and advertising for a hellish place that young men should never visit.

“Rhetorics”? ….

classy as well as ageist. good job.

​@@TT-fq7pl Ageist? How have you drawn that conclusion, big man?

@@TT-fq7plcry baby grow up

@@widexawake_ why grandad? in any case, vulgar and not funny, big man yourself

@@TT-fq7plwhat?

I was just thinking this 😂😂😂😂😂

It was a shit pass by Sergio that put Sanchez under pressure. Sanchez was class today.

forreal man. Sanchez would have walked into the United 11 tonight. Dude played a hell of a match.

That’s Davidson Sanchez the man to beat Man United twice at Old Trafford and the season has only started 😂

​@@piojonumero10where are his 2 goals? Holjund is clear MVP

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Ten Men

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You don't get to laugh. You're an Chelsea fan. You lose every week 😂

@@reivaldoaurelio4895won our last 2 games unlike your small club 🤣🤣🤫

@@ghyy66bro is celebrating a carabo cup win and their first premier league win…. It’s October.

@@mrbruv03 focus on your tinpot club abeg. 7 defeats already and it’s only October 🤣🤣 Glazers in Ten hag in

@@ghyy66 I’m not a Man U fan 😂

Actually Bruno was the one who asked for the ball and after the pass he was whining , Bruno out , clownhag out 🤬

@@aokiji3347 I think passing to Bruno was the right decision. Rashford passed it too late, the defender was able to intercept

U lot complain when Rashford doesn’t pass it, then complain when Rashford does pass it. He’s clearly got no confidence. Back your players. He was one of our best players last season, it’s embarrassing how much u lot are hating on him after 7 games.

@@oscarjenkins7505 lmao watch the clip. He made a dumb mistake by taking two extra touches. If you have a problem with people criticising players, fuck off away from the internet you little fascist scrote

@@oscarjenkins7505but he’s crap

just shows maybe replacing a shot stopper with a ball playing gk isn't the smartest idea, but hey at least ten hag has his ajax buddies back

Of course it isn't. Keeper job is stop shots not make passes@@cvkquinn837

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like a hooker on hollyday

Man that balance metaphor at 7:50 was comedy gold 😂! Like how tf he came up with that out of nowhere so fast! And the scary thing is all his metaphors make sense and are original u have to wonder like dude how the hell u came up with that

@@r.patterson5426 and Trix: Mark is an entertainer using football as his platform to lift his career to higher heights. It's an LLC, LTD or corporation. He is rehearsed and scripted with probably "plagy" writers.

*similes

Onana is Man Utd fans' new Maguire. Gotta have that scapegoat. Best idea ever, destroy your gks confidence.

@@mavsworld1733if maguire got all the stick he had Onana defo derserves it he’s been shocking

They'll find something else to blame, the fan base is the reason behind the club toxicity.

@@mavsworld1733 Onana is shit

7:22 Akturkoglu

legend 😂

Pls tell me 😂😂. Tbf who can actually be asked to type his full name 😂😂

​@@EmiXOyunLove you 😘

​@@F1andfootballfan144I know 😂

Plus his UCL winner predictions are sheer class

I’m a city fan and I go to anfield agenda😂

​@@ManjinderSingh-js9cglol, even liverpool fans avoid that dump.

​@@ManjinderSingh-js9cgHave you ever been to Manchester, or England? 😂😂

Same here 😂

Putting the kit man in the net

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Should try him at left back instead of Amrabat or maybe as DM next CL game since casemiro will be suspended

one word: delusion

Lol Sacha defended Rashford better than some of epl rb's 💀

you'll see sacha more in epl and france national team in the next years, that's for sure. Boy is a gem and he shined tonight!!

@@dymontoliaSome?

ball playing goalkeeper is good if you have like a man city defense

Hahaahahahahaha

Still a higher level than the rest of the team

Hehehehe and then the Turkish Super League team beat the English Premier League team he plays for

Can’t say that Turkish Super League is bigger than PL, but Galatasaray is definitely much bigger and massive football club than MU.

Case , Hojlund and garnacho were fighting

@@aokiji3347 Aye, just a few of them. :(

​@@aokiji3347ironically all three you mentioned are non English......trashford should learnt from them......🙄😒

​@@myownlilbubbleAny reason why you specifically mentioned Rashfords nationality? You could have stated how poor Rashford was, and everybody would get it. He has been a passenger for the majority of his career.

He cares that much he never goes. He cares about money and that's why he sits at home raking it in.

Shame 🖕

Has to be the worst goalkeeper on level with Kepa in Europe currently…..

@@Levine93dont throw strays at Kepa like that at least he knows what he’s doing and pulls a worldie save once a game

@@Levine93 don't you dare shame Kepa again. He's been a solid goalie for Madrid.

@@Levine93 Kepa is doing ok for Madrid

​@@Levine93What are you on?Kepa's been fantastic for Real Madrid

Own my idol Penaldo 😭

​@@mynamejeff4683Thats so bloody random

Yeah, I'm sure he's playing for a much better team right now and doing amazingly for his country...Oh, that's right. No other club wants him for the same reasons as United. Getting rid of him wasn't the problem. It was getting rid of him when we don't have the structure in place to play the football that's needed. So we just have a goalkeeper who is pound for pound worse at stopping shots and who kicks it out (unless its CL where he kicks it to the enemy) to a team that can't do what they need to and in turn we compare to De Gea who would make even the best shots look like childs play. That being said, I would've much preferred keeping De Gea for another season and waiting to get a new keeper & also would've liked to see him get more of a send off than eh got. Think he was robbed of that for sure.

as a untied fan I think they shouldve kept him

With no team.

Think it's nunez nunez.......

😂words mate 🇸🇯

NOT ME 😂

Can't wait for them to get knocked out and play Liverpool for another 7 nil 😂

I am😂😂😂😂.onana nana nana,

@@wayneevans2605 😂😂😂 Then another 7up, Eight-too much or Cloud9 at Anfield 😂😂

Yes mate the problem is youre shit