A collection of random clips left on the cutting room floor after my last Golden Girls homage Instagram: @jooj_paper / jooj_paper
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@Skipbo0003 жыл бұрын
After Dorothy says, "the home," Sophia quickly says "no more questions" and quickly sits down, completing the true hilariousness of the scene.
@beebeetee29262 жыл бұрын
Yes, Dorothy (Bea's) face sold it even more, she was not playing with Sophia.
@ashleelarsen50022 жыл бұрын
1:52 I'll be the man
@tolicelawrence461Ай бұрын
One of my favorite episodes 😊❤
@imshinycaptain4 жыл бұрын
"That tea was for my mommy."
@julievuitt0n4 жыл бұрын
😂 GETS ME EVERY TIME
@catchthisbuck4 жыл бұрын
OLD AGE?!?!?! YOU DON'T LEAVE FINGERPRINTS ANYMORE!!!! Best burn ever.
@bongchoof4 жыл бұрын
I screamed.
@marshallperales82684 жыл бұрын
It was .
@jazzinikki014 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHHAAH
@somethingaboutbeauty82454 жыл бұрын
Greg Traylor I couldn’t agree with you more!!! 🙂
@TiberiusStorm4 жыл бұрын
I gotta remember that line!
@kenhollis61974 жыл бұрын
The tea bit is probably my absolute favorite moment on the show. Bea was the mistress of inflections and facial expressions.
@adam152149 күн бұрын
The scream after the relax you 2:47
@KanishQQuotes4 жыл бұрын
I was 19 Fine
@fatherwolf18884 жыл бұрын
In in Un TV TV
@JoyfullClouds4 жыл бұрын
And look at her now, don’t you call that tragedy 😂
@RAMO754 жыл бұрын
Been quoting that same exact line for weeks now and driving my wife crazy... lol! Just hilarious!
@RAMO754 жыл бұрын
Wait a second Uncle Remus
@emilysturlson93344 жыл бұрын
I’ll ask her when I visit her at “THE HOME” 😂😂 this one always cracks me up
@eoghanfeighery73834 жыл бұрын
"No more questions."
@simmerguy8134 жыл бұрын
Lol! Right! Especially Dorothy’s long stare at Sophia, like don’t push it. 😂
@queenmother1234 жыл бұрын
Same lol 😂
@AJTwo4 жыл бұрын
Oh Ma, you're just being silly. Have some tea....it'll relax you.
@simmerguy8134 жыл бұрын
James Mallov *woman in audience screams* nice try Dorothy, Rose you taste it.
@kimberleemckeon5634 жыл бұрын
Golden girls are prefect when you had a bad day you just need a good laugh
@Recrivain4 жыл бұрын
That's absolutely true!!! That's why I am here and I'm having the best laugh in weeks!
@mlc19587774 жыл бұрын
So True!
@latto3334 жыл бұрын
Preach the gospel
@carolinewitt25044 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@lauraluffman61774 жыл бұрын
I agree I watch them when I need a good laugh
@natalieschannel76754 жыл бұрын
Dorothy: (About Rose) “She is the Easiest Woman in this room!” Blanche: “Dorothy Zbornak..You take that back!!”
@chefboiardeeznutz98814 жыл бұрын
the slut is dead, long live the slut!
@BlacKnightRising4 жыл бұрын
'the Grand Poobah of slutdom!' --- LMAO
@thandekamalinga93294 жыл бұрын
"She is not a slut, she is THEEE slut!!"😂😂😂😂😂
@charleswilson47954 жыл бұрын
Natalie's Channel” I’m the biggest slut” Blanche reply
@anaisbarrosodgh57903 жыл бұрын
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@juniormendez13394 жыл бұрын
Dorothy: "Here, have some tea. It'll relax you" Sophia: "Nice try Dorothy. Rose, you taste it". Dorothy: "Rose, don't. That tea was for my mommy." 😂😂😂 Best show with best cast with funniest lines.
@maxgooding87344 жыл бұрын
The face after Dorothy says “Here, have some tea.” So spot on and evil😂
@dreemgoat3424 жыл бұрын
My favorite line besides "LEZBIUN" by Blanche
@haruruartist4 жыл бұрын
I love the woman screaming in the background and Dorothy's evil gaze
@cannedmusic4 жыл бұрын
"Lifesaver pus..." "Ah, go to hell, mah"
@lilliethornton64334 жыл бұрын
@@dreemgoat342 %
@rickdavid67584 жыл бұрын
3:10 "I need that money for my old age. "Old age? You don't leave finger prints anymore" One of Dorothy s best one liners.
@1983jooj4 жыл бұрын
It’s one of my favorite lines too
@edwardstuart71384 жыл бұрын
Jooj I think you can faintly hear Bea trying not to laugh at the line herself
@fromthecheapseats71262 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it.
@tartrazine510 ай бұрын
@@fromthecheapseats7126 Her fingerprints are either worn off, or covered by the wrinkles on her fingers.
@10inyamom984 жыл бұрын
I was 19- FINE! Look at her now you don't call that a tragedy.
@Letsmarchishere3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha.. Sophia is so crazy! 😁
@kevinosterman45583 жыл бұрын
what does that mean????
@Letsmarchishere3 жыл бұрын
@@kevinosterman4558 It means Sophia found Blanche much too old for being 19 y.o. that's why she called it tragedy
@mrspock19944 жыл бұрын
“Just a second, Uncle Remus”
@nicolenewsome48634 жыл бұрын
Lol.
@emilinebelle78114 жыл бұрын
I swear my favorite is Dorothy.
@lameccawilliams36824 жыл бұрын
Emily Autumn mine too!!!! 😂😂😂
@shawneegirl19804 жыл бұрын
Mine too
@ashantiivangoh62984 жыл бұрын
Saame
@DiscoMatty794 жыл бұрын
Me too! I love them all, but Dorothy always steals the scene. Either with sarcasm, or with her facial expressions. Bea was, is, and always be a national treasure
@adhc85604 жыл бұрын
My favorite as well!
@nicholaswaldron56164 жыл бұрын
The “WINE” part makes me laugh so much
@mimirudoll67054 жыл бұрын
I give Beau an applause for her scary evil look during the tea scene. She pulled that line flawlessly! 🤣 I could laugh at that every single time!
@isaiahharrell41593 жыл бұрын
"Here Ma...it'll *relax you*"
@coolguycoty6473 жыл бұрын
I laughed to hard my stomach hurt
@laura749 Жыл бұрын
That tea is for my mommy.. 😂😂
@des1984114 жыл бұрын
Blanche: "I was 19" Sofia: Now you're a tragedy..... hahahha
@flowerboy42694 жыл бұрын
@2:12 "I really don't know, but I'll ask her tomorrow when I visit her at...THE HOME." *DEAD*
@tonyb09044 жыл бұрын
I like most of the come backs on this series, but this segment isn't funny to me. Until Dorothy mentions the home, Sophia just relishes in D pretending to be lesbian to help Rose, and yes, I am an advocate for gay rights equality, but this segment made a mockery of gay jokes a punchline, and I just didn't like it.
@flowerboy42694 жыл бұрын
I mean. I guess it doesn't help that I'm gay and I find it hilarious.
@noctusowl4 жыл бұрын
@@tonyb0904 I know what you mean but I am gay and found it hilarious.
@jonathancineus64244 жыл бұрын
2:40 God bless the woman who screamed with laughter in the audience, forever immortalized in the hilarious legacy of this show. 2:40 😂
@allergictomediocre89894 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@NuMindframe4 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Cineus truly iconic😂😂
@ABCDuwachui4 жыл бұрын
That was me!!! I’m that old biddy!!
@devonmunn57282 жыл бұрын
@@ABCDuwachui so that was you? How did you end up in the audience? What was it like?
@desertrose12262 жыл бұрын
@@ABCDuwachui aw so you’re a Golden Girl now too! I bet it was awesome to be there I’d have loved to be there!
@troybull36734 жыл бұрын
“You make it sound dirty.... thank you” 😂😂
@wolfblood11143 жыл бұрын
My grandma got me into this show when I was 13-14. also cheesecake. So any bad day or I miss her (2016 passed) I watch this and have a good laugh. I know she loves me and I love her. Thank u memere for giving me 4 other grandmas who I can watch and laugh with.
@michaellovely66013 жыл бұрын
I can understand. I became a fan of "The Golden Girls" because when I was little, I would stay with my grandma Betty- "Grammy" as I called her- after school and she was a big fan of both "The Golden Girls" and "I Love Lucy." Watching these shows nowadays makes me feel as though Grammy is still alive and sitting next to me on my living room couch. Grammy died when I was fifteen; I miss her a lot, but I'm doing okay.
@Celisar14 жыл бұрын
The jokes are so brilliant that they even still work after having seen them several times before!
@patsaxon52844 жыл бұрын
I love Sophia insulting Blanch, too funny!
@nicolenewsome48634 жыл бұрын
Or the other way around. Lol.
@coolguycoty6473 жыл бұрын
Human mattress
@deeschwaiger284 жыл бұрын
“Old age...you don’t leave fingerprints anymore”. 😂🤣😂🤣This was the best show ever!!!
@nimaarg30664 жыл бұрын
Why wasn't I alive when this show was airing?!
@mutcerz4 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I wasn't coz now I can binge watch all the episodes rather than having to wait every week for new episodes 😊😊
@juliemonarch73644 жыл бұрын
Because your mother wasn't Blanche Devaroe. 🤣
@nimaarg30664 жыл бұрын
@@juliemonarch7364 my mother would be Dorothy. My mother is THE Queen.
@nataliewalker56444 жыл бұрын
Nima Arg get the DVDs
@marinazagrai16234 жыл бұрын
Nima Arg...I was close to 20, and was asking myself why I'm watching these episodes about women in their golden yrs? I was also watching " Murder She Wrote". They were just hilarious, and there wasn' t PC to ruin the topics - everyone was fair game.
@mimirose30094 жыл бұрын
*Have some teaaaa, it'll relax you* 🙃 😅😅
@jennahodgin1844 жыл бұрын
I’m 13. I spend my days watching this and still checking the fridge to see if the light stays on. I’m not complaining tho..
@alysononoahu87023 жыл бұрын
For the little man
@Unavailable669 Жыл бұрын
"i was 19." "Fine." 💀 Blanches dramatic accent makes this funnier than it had to be
@aseelaadossery33784 жыл бұрын
Sophia :i'm in my twilight years Dorothy : you are in the twilight zone ........... Sophia wave her hand over a cup of water and say : wine Dorothy stares at her Sophia:it's worth a shot ......... This series is totally legendary but nothing like the relationship Sophia and Dorothy has 🥰🤣
@neonhada4 жыл бұрын
Aseel Aadossery when she said “wine!” I almost died 😂😂😂
@devonmunn57282 жыл бұрын
It's funny but the bit about Hopi people puts me off a bit
@samalvey81683 жыл бұрын
"I'll ask her tomorrow when I visit her at.......... the HOME!"
@Kame-o754 жыл бұрын
This is about ART and LOVE and INSPIRATION. You make it sound so dirty....... Thank you.
@Miss_Loving4 жыл бұрын
1:56 Blanche tried to keep from laughing. 😂
@nicolenewsome48634 жыл бұрын
This is true
@madmuziq4 жыл бұрын
Blanche whispers "I'm the biggest slut." 😭😭😂😂😂💀
@JacobSnell19984 жыл бұрын
You don't leave fingerprints anymore
@fatherwolf18884 жыл бұрын
Ha
@kenhollis61974 жыл бұрын
@Yuki Asuka Old people's skin tends to lose its elasticity, so the joke is that Sophia is so ancient that her fingerprints have disappeared.
@marykylaeroapras30644 жыл бұрын
I wish when i get to their age i will be as beautiful as blanch, as lovely as rose, sarcastic and bright as dorothy, and have the attitude as sopiah.
@vantaeguk90434 жыл бұрын
Is it sad that I knew all these lines, word for word? 😭😭😭😂😂😂
@kenhollis61974 жыл бұрын
Nope, I daresay many of us hardcore fans do.
@RAMO754 жыл бұрын
Nope, it's a talent. I quote their lines all the time and crack up inside
@cjturner3703 жыл бұрын
Nope I know all of them also
@soyjacobo4 жыл бұрын
Dorothy: Ma this is about art and love and inspiration and you make it sound dirty....thank you. 🤣🤣🤣
@pattibrooks19074 жыл бұрын
Loved watching this show since 1985 when it first came on TV !!! They always made still make my day brightens up my day ! I need love to laugh !
@KatColt4 жыл бұрын
Quality content to binge at 3:40am
@AJTwo4 жыл бұрын
Unrelated, but I wonder if the great Giovanni Falcone was a relative of yours, even if a distant cousin.
@pattibrooks19074 жыл бұрын
Love watching The Golden Girls as I suffer from depression and the girls and my kitty smakes me smile and laugh !
@daniellekennedy23383 жыл бұрын
The tea scene is hilarious 🤣 the look on their faces is priceless!!!!
@lauraluffman61774 жыл бұрын
Old age...you don't leave finger prints anymore lmao 😁😄
@ladonnawilliams38383 жыл бұрын
This my show I miss watching the Golden girls
@chefboiardeeznutz98814 жыл бұрын
...and I take out the garbage 😐
@Kenneth_villanueva273 жыл бұрын
All of them is my spirit animal
@Kenneth_villanueva273 жыл бұрын
uh uh oh blanche in the form of a question that is so perfect 👌❤️
@mightybitchy4 жыл бұрын
Have some tea... It’ll relax you 😈
@rieslingsemillon75654 жыл бұрын
Rose's face in the talkshow... What an actress... Sensational
@conservativemom124 жыл бұрын
Love the Golden Girls and love Alex! Praying he beats his cancer!
@shawnlion81814 жыл бұрын
Thank you for including some of the jokes that were cut out of the syndicated version of the show.
@colewinters253 жыл бұрын
I have never looked at tea the same after Dorothy 😂😂
@1983jooj3 жыл бұрын
Every time I serve tea I laugh 🤭
@stephaniecarr69842 жыл бұрын
""Ma....this is about art and love and inspiration...you make it sound dirty...........thank you.." LOL!!! My God! Bea Arthur's delivery NEVER fails to crack me up!!! I SO needed that laugh! Thank you Golden Girls!!
@noniway80133 жыл бұрын
“Have some tea. It’ll relax you.” Love it love it love it. Love the golden girls.
@honeyandlavender_4 жыл бұрын
The tea part 🤣🤣
@sadeyezduece47714 жыл бұрын
You can have a boyfriend without going all the way... Lol you can not.lmfao.
@kindredspirit38754 жыл бұрын
l.o.l.
@ewanoxborrow10244 жыл бұрын
“Maybe this is my shot at getting into the bible!”
@nicolenewsome48634 жыл бұрын
Lol. Dream on Sophia!
@cjturner20084 жыл бұрын
Wine!!! Lol
@isaiahharrell41593 жыл бұрын
@@cjturner2008 Worth a shot.
@Christine-wi1dl3 жыл бұрын
As a Canadian I must say that Alex Trebek will be sadly missed RIP
@theresaholguin6994 жыл бұрын
Some funny wisecracking women. No holes barred. They were awesome. Love this show 🎫 ❤💕❤❤❤❤
@nicolenewsome48634 жыл бұрын
"Now you cut that out you old worm woman"! 😂😂😂😂😂
@Becks_073 жыл бұрын
The Golden Girls are the best serie ever
@musics4me4 жыл бұрын
I have the belief that if you grew up watching Golden Girls, you’d be sassy and intelligent
@1983jooj4 жыл бұрын
I concur
@franki3Ru5504 жыл бұрын
I have to say. the Tea part was the best😂
@rajivvyas91903 жыл бұрын
"👋 wine" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@timrob873 жыл бұрын
4:10 - Sophia: Wine! Dorothy: 👀
@teetrav4 жыл бұрын
Old age? you don't leave fingerprints anymore..ohh damn somebody already said that...😾😾😾
@spomusmo23492 жыл бұрын
This is the only show where everytime I watch it it still makes me laugh like it's the first time I watched it 😂😂😂. Dorothy "You know she had me in her corner right up until the end" 😂😂
@jcamisa504 жыл бұрын
Love them Golden Girls!!!!!
@aseelaadossery33784 жыл бұрын
1:14 Blanche: I'm the biggest S$#%@&# 🙈🙊🙉🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏
@carlosdaudt884 жыл бұрын
Aseel Aadossery k
@thatjpwing4 жыл бұрын
Someone at 2:46 needs some tea
@aussieskates4 жыл бұрын
That scream was epic!
@simmerguy8134 жыл бұрын
aussieskates right! Like that woman in the audience was scared lol
@cameronjohnson26574 жыл бұрын
Hey, maybe this is my shot of getting into the Bible 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AbdiPianoChannel4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the golden girls and Al Bundy were neighbors
@aileenblas76694 жыл бұрын
That'd be funny! BTW he did mention he'd rather play naked Twister with them than go camping with Steve Rhodes and the scout troop he led.
@mrs.xander47434 жыл бұрын
Both shows are dear to my heart. If that had ever actually happen I wouldn’t be able to watch anything else but the golden girls being neighbors with the bundy’s, with al visiting a bar like cheers butting heads with Lilith and the gang Jesus lmfao
@aileenblas76694 жыл бұрын
@@mrs.xander4743 in the episode where Al needed glasses, he confused Bea Arthur and Fidel Castro. He also confused Raymond Burr and Delta Burke.
@AJTwo4 жыл бұрын
I don't think you should put fine art next to modern art, but that's just me.
@joannpizzo69394 жыл бұрын
Lolpeg no Al what Blanche
@muscle4u3 жыл бұрын
There will never be a show like this ever 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾❤️❤️❤️
@10inyamom984 жыл бұрын
Dorothy Zbornak you take that back! 😂😂
@walkerpantera3 жыл бұрын
"Rose dont!" 😄😄😄😄
@lizl62324 жыл бұрын
How did they keep from laughing 😆 at some of the lines😂
@toddbeaton15124 жыл бұрын
the golden girls are so amazing
@burninngg32943 жыл бұрын
*that tea is for my mummy*
@jessicarupert63674 жыл бұрын
We need more tv shows like this!
@melaniewood35063 жыл бұрын
Maybe this is my shot to get into the Bible. LMAOOOOO.
@jamesfracasse81783 жыл бұрын
Song from the south reference always gets me 😁😆
@positivevibes53644 жыл бұрын
This show was amazing. Perfect cast and storylines. I'm 37 and still love it watched it back in the day but didnt understand it as a kid lol
@jayebee54392 жыл бұрын
Same here
@lindaberitisndlovu25574 жыл бұрын
Dorothy you are the best,,,the way you call your mother --mah with your nice voice --- wow is super
@twilightshadow17954 жыл бұрын
Some of these I hadn’t heard before!
@latto3333 жыл бұрын
Here have some tea 😂😂😂
@spongebobby1884 жыл бұрын
They need to remake this. It was a classic!!!😂
@nicolenewsome48634 жыл бұрын
No because it would stink to high heaven if there was a remake.
@kenhollis61974 жыл бұрын
I say we should leave well enough alone.
@desertrose12262 жыл бұрын
Oh no no no!! All the older actresses of today are botoxed waxworks.. it wouldn’t work. Where is today’s Bea Arthur for example??
@Buckaroo_Baldwin2 жыл бұрын
Only these 4 women could do it.
@tonvanwijk84493 жыл бұрын
The best show ever
@sabrinaivery78393 жыл бұрын
I love this show ❤
@hannahelizabeththomas92674 жыл бұрын
The tea was for my mammy
@chefboiardeeznutz98814 жыл бұрын
Uh uh, blanche, in the form of a question
@maikeliRAIWALUI4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 always too funny
@enthusedtosing96553 жыл бұрын
... when I visit her.. at _t h e h o m e_
@justincadzow3822 жыл бұрын
when Sophia said " I'm in my twilight years" and Dorothy came back saying " your in the twilight zone". "I hope the Indians are saying how does she do it." is so funny 😅🤣
@justincadzow3822 жыл бұрын
i love Blanche's comment to rose " you come to me when want help with men". "you go to Dorothy if there's Grandma you want to help with". 😆
@benleung6331 Жыл бұрын
You probably get the dialogue from the subtitle but it should be grammar, not grandma. Although grandma will be a good joke too, it just doesn't make sense with the next two punchlines that follow: "You ended that sentence with a preposition just to bait me" & "Why would I do that for?"
@diane8937Ай бұрын
Can't we just adore them all? I do.
@Unavailable669 Жыл бұрын
"they don't call me Harold Goldstein for nothing." Evil.
@elsienagaratnam53312 жыл бұрын
👍👏❤️ I really miss them
@Jeng42804 жыл бұрын
The mother is hilarious!
@GeorgiNM4 жыл бұрын
"You 'ole worm-woman" is, mean as it is, daaaarn funny
@alecvenom43114 жыл бұрын
3:42 hope the Indians are walking around saying “how does she do it ?”