The fact that this is like a little movie is so awesome. Anyone could have just read off the list or something but this is so much better.

"Adolf Hitler! Two shots in the bunker!" LMAO

Bad putt: "Well you had the right club"

That's a Princess Diana = You shouldn't have used that driver.

"No wonder you're struggling - you've got a piece of shit on the end of your club". When they check out the head - "No - other end!"

You could have finished the video with "You must be the world's worst caddy", to which the caddy replies, "I doubt it. That would be too much of a coincidence."

When your friend misses a putt "that was the right club tho"

Absolutely hilarious.. OJ Simpson, shouldnt have done it but got away with it... 😂😂😂

Another great one by Lee Trevino. He was playing at a tournament where it had been raining all morning before his tee time. When he finally got the go ahead to start he told his caddy Herman (Herman was a big guy. Fat to be blunt.) "Herman, it's been raining so much they told me you have to walk on the cart path all round."

Here's a tip for all you golfers: Take a break from the game for 3 weeks. Then, give it up altogether.

Best I ever heard, remember the crooner Bing Crosby, an American singer from the 30's to the 50's, well he was an avid golfer along with Bob Hope. They were playing a round and after the tee shot, Bing asked his caddy if he could get home with his second, and the caddy responded with, I dont know as I dont know where you live! Classic!

I yell Hey you got a RIDER, he asked what that is, I explained that he hit far enough to get in the cart and RIDE to the ball

Just what I need to heckle my friends with. Lmao. All pretty good.

"That was a Lewinsky... all lip and no hole."

The funniest one liner I ever hear was on the fairway of the fourteenth hole in Kent Wa. After every strike at the ball the golfer let out a string of expletives six to ten words long. A par four where I heard at least eight one liners. Some had to be directed at me laughing out loud.

Thats a Hilter 2 shots in a bunker. I am using that one.

For a really bad slice, shank, etc really far into the woods…… Lassie couldn’t find that one if you wrapped bacon around it.

Some great ones there, & I agree about liking the format. What is triple zero ? As in “shall I call triple zero” ?

LMAO !! 🤣😂🤣😂 This was great, as were the comments, with additional tidbits. Thanks for sharing !

Sonny Bono made me lol

Who carries their bag into the pro shop/club house...

Bill: duff's his tee shot and it just rolls to the edge of the tee box. Me: I saw where it landed!

The two greatest lines ever uttered on a golf course: 1. you eat pieces of s#*t for breakfast? 2. ...now you've had enough....b*#ch

Another one you can tell your buddies is when they are struggling suggest that you have found their problem and tell them it’s their feet. And when they ask my feet? Am I standing too open or too far from the ball? Then you say it’s your feet that’s the problem…they got no business being on a golf course 😅

Whenever someone pops up their tee ball tell them that was an elephant’s ass shot… high and it stinks Whenever someone sends one deep in the trees I tell them that’s so deep in the woods you might find a couple of moonshine stills in there. Half of the fun we get from playing golf is the laughs 😂

That looks like a NITBY shot. (Not in the bunker yet)

I think the only Bud lights being sold, are for parodies like these!

That’s so far right, Michael Moore made a movie about it.

Golf is like sex, you don't have to be good at it to enjoy it.

Your Buddy lands in the sand; You spend more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff! Player: Can I get home with a 5 iron? Looper: Eventually!!!

I Like This Guy😂😂

After someone 3 putts. “Just like masturbation. You’re embarrassed when you do it, but you know it will happen again”.

Rodney has a lot of these I bet

Old guy told me he had 'more hits than Michael Jackson' yesterday after a bad round.

Forgot the "Thurman Munson".....a dead yank

Jeez, could I get this caddie? Maybe not. After we head into the woods on 13 to hit the 2nd, I just might emerge alone. Nothing to see here folks...

Generational driver of the golf ball.

Upon arriving at the green after what you thought was a good shot: "That's a Sharon Stone. Looks a lot better from far away!"

1:48...I can't make out the last name on "That's further right than Andrew ..."?

Kevin should caddy for Sergio Garcia. My guess he wouldn't make fifteen minutes before ol' Sergio beat him senseless with a five iron in one of his hissy fits...

The Hitler line cracked me the fuck up. 😂😂☠

This was awesome. So much ammo for my next game.

OK, now I know I never want a caddie.

What kind of shoes are those?

Alternative to the OJ.. the Mother-in-law: it's up there, but you know it shouldn't be..

one day this cupel where playing golf and the husband says to his wife .i need to tell you something i have ben disloyal to you with other women. and she turns and looks at him and tells him. well i might ass well tell you that i used to be a man before we got together. and he tells her WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT I HAVE BEN LETING YOU HIT FROM THE RED TEES THIS HOLE TIME.

After an OB into someone's backyard: "Your ball is right next to that guy laying down."

YOOOOOOO 😹

The best one liner in golf...ever was by Lee Trevino. After being struck by lightning during the Western Open near Chicago in 1975, he was on the fairway lining up his 2nd shot on a long par 5 and selected a 1 iron from his bag. He was not hit directly but in the near vicinity and was hit by one of the smaller bolts that branched off. He was ok but shaken a bit. But not shaken enough to keep his wits and utter the most famous one-liner ever while on his way to the clubhouse: "Well, it just goes to show you that even God can't hit a 1 iron."

Why is the caddy using a cart?

I quit playing forty years ago for my high blood pressure.

A "Princess Grace" is when you should have used a driver...

So funny 😁😁😁

His put was a Maradona.... 'a real nasty 5 footer'

lol.... these are pretty dark

A "Saddam Hussein" is when it goes 'bunker to bunker'.

Never use a caddie.

They’re Australians. That’s how we speak.

My favourites. Tee shot along the ground is a Sally Gunnel. Ugly bugger but good runnner. Hitting the ground before the ball is a Russel Grant. A fat iron.

That's a sister in-law.....

A "JFK Jr." is when it doesn't clear the water...

Man I wish that was in English

The secret to golf is to bring extra socks with you - in case you get a HOLE IN ONE!

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That caddie sucks, sincerely Danny Noonan.

You should rename this video “Golf’s most worn out, old, tired jokes”

I dont understand why he has a caddy And a cart. Just for the abuse? At least have him carry the sticks if he's yer looper.

The music ruins this

I once knew a loose woman who got "PAR 1" tattooed on her underbelly.

If he had actually said any of those comments to me whilst playing I would have beaten him within an inch of his life, and left his unconscious body deep in the bushes.

Very hard to understand most of the time.

THIS STINKS.

the one about Sonny bono was not funny

glad I didn't watch the whole thing, still wasted a minute or so, crap !

I tuned to hear funny ?????? What did I miss ???????????

Not funny

My dog got hit by a car and died while I was watching… It was funnier than this crap comedy.

Some of these were tasteless. And the rest weren't funny. I'm funny, my friends would tell you, if I had any. I got hit in the head with an errant Tee shot. I was Block and a half from the fairway. I did the running in circles while lying on the ground 3 Stooges routine. Holding my head, dry heaving from the pain. The guy I was working with couldn't stop laughing. He had a prosthetic leg from a horrible accident. But seeing people get hurt gave him great pleasure. He was laughing so hard he had difficulty driving to the emergency room. I heard a story about a couple that had just started their long awaited retirement. They were going to travel and golf the USA. They started in Wisconsin. The Husband toed his drive on the first hole, killing his wife instantly. Only Sociopaths laugh at that. Golf can be a dangerous game. Your laughing now aren't you? I hope not, unless you are a sociopath. The end.

music is annoying

Not funny