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Ed Sheeran: "I found a love for me" Google Translate: "I love me" Yes, google, we get it. Self love is important. But I don't think that's the point here

Perfect: The story of the narcissistic abusive mother

"He is a boy, there is no hope in that" Middle school relationships in a nutshell

“My son and I play in the dark and in my arms without feet and legs” Me: *dials 911*

How I end arguments: "It's not valid. *Goodnight."*

"He is my daughter, I'll be your husband." Whattt?? 😂😂🤣🤣

2:44 “My son and I play in the dark In my arms Without feet and legs.” “Child in the dark, touching me.” FBI OPEN UP

Popular Girls be like: "I am beautiful and beautiful"

_If Ed Sheeran was a self-centered woman_

"I am beautiful and beautiful", Well, She's not wrong....

"Yes I'm a women . And I have more power than I have ." "He's my daughter , I'll be your husband" ~google translate 2017

"child suddenly in the dark, touching me" *wait*

“Yes I’m a woman, and I have more power than I have” -Google Translate 2017

"He is my daughter, I will be your husband" *_what_*

This sounds like a court statement of some sort where she’s trying to get custody of her kid and randomly starts telling her life story.

Google translate: "I'm an angel" Also Google translate: "It's not valid" Me: oh you probably forgot to renew ur angel license

"I am an angel. On the other hand, it's not valid. Good night." Same.

So, I think this is what has happened: Malinda, a feminist, has sons and a daughter. Someone has taken her children, so she is trying to find them. She is in the dark, so the children touch her. But one of her sons doesn’t have arms or legs. Malinda also thinks very highly of herself, and doesn’t like boys. Also, she’s not sure if she is living. She’s also in a relationship with Thailand, the father of her kids. Being in a relationship with Thailand allows her to get products and give you a copy. She is a huge narcissist who French kisses Thailand and doesn’t know if she is alive or dead. Thailand will jump to protect her at any point in time. She apologizes to any parent who gets a son instead of a daughter. She is also very hungry, so she’s asking Thailand to get certain spaghetti flavors. She read in court to become the president and ban boys from America, and her acceptance speech is on a mountaintop with random skiers. (She thinks sometimes that she is a boy though, so she thinks she is Thailand’s husband sometimes) MOTHER BONDING WITH HER KIDS MUCH? Comment stuff I should add!

“What if Ed Sheeran’s Perfect was put into several different layers of Google Translate?” Me: oh well than it ain’t so perfect, ain’t it?

I made epic story: A woman has a son, but is ashamed that he’s a boy. She makes him cook and do chose, but one day, she snaps. She starts cheating with a person from Thailand, and to make sure that the person does not know that she ever had a son, she goes out at night and kills said son. The next day, she regrets what she’d done and goes back, only for the furious spirit of her son to get revenge. This song is her reflecting on her life as she is killed. Give me lines to explain with this story. Please.

Am I the only one questioning the lines of child abuse?

"Yes I am a woman and I have more power than I have" -Google Translate, 2017

Google Translate :"Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me " Me: Wait what?!

"Love, who took the children?" "Dear, you killed a child." I am sensing a pattern...

" (I'm sorry, he's a boy) (There's no hope in that) "

1:51 "Yes I am a woman and I have more power than I have" -Google Translate 2017 XD

0:20 When you're very self confident and running out of adjectives.

We went from self confidence to *child, suddenly in the dark, touching me*

3 weeks ago: “I must marry Korea” Now: “But Thailand kissed me” Does google translate have a fetish for countries?

*"Yes I'm a woman and I have more power than I have"* -GOOGLE TRANSLATE 2017!

"If you're looking for a product" would've been the perfect place to sponsor *raid shadow legends*

Is it weird that I listen to these Google Translated songs more than the original songs?

CHID SUDDENLY IN THE DARK, *TOUCHING ME* *Yes hello, police?*

“He is my daughter,I will be your husband” wait what?😂

"I am beautiful, and *beautiful."* "Sorry, he's a boy, there's no hope in that." "But Thailand kissed me" "Had a great nap, in hand, more and more neglected." "Fear in your Favorite music, if you're looking for a product, i'll get you a copy." "But you hear, dear, my dinner." "Yes I'm a woman, and I have more power than I have." "Love, who took the children-" *(Hol up-)* "They are boys too, but we do not have much love." "You probably have a lot of [$37 M] things.." "Darling adjust your hand, he is my daughter, I will be your husband" "I see the front of my eyes" "Without feet and legs" (....) "Dear, it's okay, tonight." "With spaghetti flavors, you will miss it" *_"But I know, that I am an angel,"_* (Damn, modest much?) "It's not valid, *goodnight."*

CHIIIIIILD, IN THE DARK, TOOOOOUCHING ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 killed me

"Yes im a woman, and i have more power than i have" YOU HAVE TO PUT THAT ON A T-SHIRT, LIKE COME ON

*"He is my daughter , I'll be your husband"* Ya I died.

“We are confident that time is over” Girl, what you’ve created is a song that warned us. *it was a sign*

"yes I'm a woman. And I have more power than I have" 🤧 Such wise words

"I love me" "I am beautiful and beautiful" "I know that I am an Angel" Wow, Google translate really does think it's Perfect.

"I have more power than I have" Sounds legit

Ok. WHY DO YOU SING SO WELL?! JESUS

"Hey thanks for babysitting how'd it go?" Me: 1:05

"Somebody took our kids?" Killed me xD

"I'm sorry he's just a boy, there is no hope in that" lmao

“Sorry, he’s a boy” “There is no hope in that” Yup, couldn’t have said it better

It seems like Google is full of itself...

"He is a boy, there is no hope in that." I love how most of her songs are a little gay in some way

"Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me" "WOAH, WOAH!" I died laughing 😂😂

I feel like this song is about a couple of two Karens who desperately wanted a girl, but then they realised it was actually a boy and neglected him :( Then came along another Karen, took the child and the first two were left with nothing.

3:00 "And scan more" When she said that I immediately thought.......Among us

"yes im a woman, and i have more power than i have" *-google translate 2017* Im laughing so hard Edit: OMFG THIS IS LIKE 6 MONTHS LATER I GOT SO MANY LIKES NOT EXPECTED AT ALL XDDD I WANTED TO WATCH THIS VIDEO AGAIN AND WENT TO THE COMMENT SECTION 😂

'I see the front of my eyes. Wait, how does that work?' Mirrors, my dear

"And I have more power than I have" *So inspiring*

*YES IM A WOMAN AND I HAVE MORE POWER THAN I HAVE*

"Child, suddenly in the dark, touching me" isnt this a plot for a horror movie?

"Who took the children" 😂

"Sorry he's a boy, there's no hope in that" I"M DYINGGG!

Google Translate: "Yes I'm a woman, and I have more power than I have. So inspirational

Somebody took our kids. Me as a parent.

He is my daughter and I'll be ur husband OMFG 😂😂😂

01:31 But you heard, dear, my dinner. Anybody else who expected a giant belch at this moment? Please tell me, I was not the only one...

"If you are looking for a product. I'll get you a copy" China: you can count on us

"My son and I play in the dark, and In my arms, without feet and legs" wtf!!??? 😂😂

"Sorry, he's a boy. There's no hope in that." me as a lyric

2:38 I see the front of my eyes 😂

Much self love in the beginning and end of this song...

"He is my daughter" Yep.

Person: So what do you and your kids do together Me: Oh we just play in the dark without our legs, nothing special

“Love, who took the children” KAREN STOLE THE KIDS!!

“Fear of your favorite music” Malinda I’m terrified of this song

,,Please prefer our favorite favorite" - Google Translate 2k17

I know who took the children. Child Protective Services took them after hearing this very alarming song 🤣

The Malinda with the fairy lights and the hat is having the time of her life but the Malinda with the farm shirt next to the fire place is just depressed.

"Who took the children?" Judging by some of the other parts, probably Child Protective Services.

"If you're looking for a product, I'll get you a copy." That's actually really sweet and caring!

I love how the song is so silly but u sing it with so much passion😂😂

4:15 She inches away. thats me right there when we have to do any studying.

How is it that each of Malinda's songs get better/funnier each and every time you listen to them?! Love it!

*YES I'M A WOMAN AND I HAVE MORE POWER THAN I HAVE* - #googletranslate2K17 Edit: HOLY HECC THAT'S MORE THAN MY OWN LIKE THX GUYS

'Sorry he's a boy there is no hope in that' 😂😂 'Yes I'm a woman and I have more power than I have' 😂😂

this is half lesbian anthem and half existential crisis I love it

You can't be your own backup chorus Malinda: "l am the backup chorus!"

I love that every "Oooo" faces makes a weird look everytime 'son', 'child' and 'dark' is mentioned in the same sentence, and then there's one unbothered Malinda who kept singing.

"I'm an angel On the other hand It's not valid Goodnight" Me in a nutshell lolol

Best part: "My son and I play in the dark" and then the others look at her XD

'When I read in court ' Me: Well I did see that happening while playing with your son in the dark.😬😬😬😬

"I am beautiful and beautiful." Okay, you are 😂 Every lyric in this song is so fckin funny 😂😂

*is dinner ready yet* *Just be patient* *I'm hungry* *S A M E M E E V E R Y D A Y*

“He’s a boy, there’s no hope in that” gurl I can relate 😂

"We are confident that time is over" What 2020 felt like

"Sorry, he's a boy. There's no hope in that" Me, a lesbian: me too girl, me too

*I'm a woman, and I have more power than I have* Very inspirational, google, thanks.

You have to admit, she does have a beautiful voice. This song is amazing when Malinda sings it!

This is one of my all-time faves and I think something that helps a lot is it LOOKS like you are having a TON of fun while performing it. I mean you usually do, but this one it's just so obvious and I love it.

legend says that she's still asleep, and dinner's still not ready

"Sorry, he's a boy" "There is no hope in that" Ouch. What a way to turn someone down.

Google Translate: Yes, I'm a woman. Me to my sister: I TOLD YOU GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS A WOMAN! Later... Google Translate: They are boys too Me: So. Okay.