How to date me: Flirt like google translate

I DIED AT "Gradually watermelon" **Slowly holds up a watermelon**

It's been 5 years, and I still, to this day, sing the translated lyrics instead of the actual ones...

The original version always plays at my work, so I sometimes find myself quietly singing some of the translated lyrics to myself. I feel like one day a coworker or customer will overhear this and I'll have to explain why I'm singing "gradually watermelon".

Everyone’s talking about “Gradually watermelon” but no one’s talking about “You and I have tightly linked to the agricultural economy and all the activated meals”

"Gradually Watermelon" XD

I think the fact that she's a really good singer going "GRADUALLY WATERMELON" just makes this so much funnier

I cannot believe this is 3 years old and the meme of 'Gradually Watermelon' is still strong. Also this song is still great.

This is the most serious line in history "Gradually Watermelon" - Google Translate

*"I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY"* I died.

I like how she increasingly likes shapes more as this video goes on.

school be like “Son, we speak many words.” English teacher “Push and pull like the work of change.” Physics Teacher “I’m in love with your system.” Biology Teacher. “I like shapes!” Geometry teacher. "We begin to dance, and now I want to sing!" Theatre "We will also talk about the good times and the dry times." History Teacher "Every day I find some new railway." Engineering Teacher "Gradually Watermelon." Lunch Lady improved version of officiallacrossestick's original comment!!

Gradually watermelon, guys. Gradually matermelon

So this is a song about someone who's a pirate, likes shapes and biology, somehow finds many railways and is a part of the confederate army, and something about gradually watermelon?

i love how much her voice changes and her expression when she goes "AND NOW I WANT TO SING"

“We will also talk about the good times and the dry times” is an unironically beautiful line

How many of u died laughing when she said gradually watermelon!! :-)

I'm honestly confused about how come on, be my baby, come on turned into "Gradually watermelon" 😂😂🍉🍉

Original: "And I'm singing like" Google: _I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY!!!_

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2:58 and I'm eating a watermelon Gradually.

Are we just gonna gloss over “I am the confederate army?” Like you, personally, are the *entire* army?

This version sounds so much less shallow than the original! I prefer these lyrics now.

I love this way more than the actual song😂. Also, “Do not worry about the demon” is something I have to say more often than I should.

OK so, I think this is the story : There is a young boy who lives on a farm with his family. In school, he was very good at geometry and biology. However, one day, a drought struck the town. The watermelons gradually stopped growing. Eventually the spices stopped growing too. The family was forced into poverty. The family boarded a train so that they could travel all over America. Everyday they had to board a new railway. The family talked about the good times they had on the farm and the dry times that struck. The boys mother starts drinking rapidly and becomes addicted. She starts going out with a lot of boys and is one day was hit by a taxi driver who was distracted by a couple kissing his seats. The taxi driver was charged with vehicular manslaughter. The boy had to go to all the trials because his father forced him to. The driver was found not guilty and the boy got depressed. The boy starts to sing and dance to fight his demons. Though is conscious is very rainy, he begins to work though it. One day he works at airbnb as an intern. People there discover his amazing singing talent while he was under a tree and they helped him become a famous composer. Does that make sense?

me trying to flirt; "i like shapes" "gradually watermelon" *they walk away because I'm strange* "oh me oh my"

She's actually really good at singing!

Haven't heard this in 3 years ,can still sing along perfectly (not the case with the original song lol)

Tbh I’m kinda worried....... U know ... about the demon

"Gradually Watermelon." Will be my Yearbook quote

The out of nowhere “I am the Confederate Army” absolutely kills me every time.

I love how the original song started playing in my gym class recently, and i sang along with the translated lyrics and my friend looked at me in disappointment lmao it was amazing

Person: So, what do you like? Me: I love man cubits.

Stranger: "What kind of music do you like?" Me: "It's complicated"

I interpret this as a nerd in love with a classmate and they’re hobbies including traveling to see railways and growing watermelons..they also really enjoy shapes! “I’m in love with your system” seems like a nerdy way to flirt

I can't be the only one who likes this version MORE THAN THE ORIGINAL.

"Son, we speak many words" is going to be my yearbook quote.

Gradually watermellon... sounds like the opposite of suddenly pineapples.

Geometry teacher: I like shapes! Biology teacher: I'm in love with your system English teacher: Son, we speak many words Cafeteria lady: Gradually watermelon That one history teacher: I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY!

“My conscience pressing rain” sounds like a legitimate lyric

How med students flirt: "I'm in love with your system" XD

Boy: I'm in love with ur... Girl: 😮 my body? Boy: ur system.

I still like this version better than the original.

Honestly, that "Oh me oh my oh me oh my" line has such nice flow

No one: Not a single soul: Google Translate: *I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY*

This "O me-O my-O me- O my" part actually sounds better than "O-I"😂

No one: Absolutely no one: My brain at 3 am: GRADUALLY WATERMELON

3:17, damn girl, what was that INSANE vocal run

1980’s: people in the future will have flying cars! 2018: *Gradually watermelon*

Google Translator: „Ed, can I copy your homework?" Ed Sheeran: „Yes, but change it a bit, so it won't be so obvious." Google Translator:

"The tree" "I love man cubits" "Do not worry about the demon" "I like shapes" "Now my linens, such as spices" "You and I have tightly linked the agricultural economy and all the activated meals it fills his pocket, blessing all the verbs" And of course... "Gradually Watermelon"

Google translate: “-activated meals” Duplicates of herself: *stares*

(Walks up to crush) Me: Oh me, oh my, oh me, my! Crush: Uhh Me: I love your system! Crush: Ok?? Me: Everyday i find a new railway! Crush: What do you mean? Me: GRADUALLY WATERMELON!!!!

When you know the translated cover more then the real song.

I'm back again just for the legendary "Gradually Watermelon". That line is history now. 😂

“I’m in love with your system.” That’s how I imagine doctors to confess to each other now…

Friend: So what types of songs do you listen to? Me: It’s complicated.

for some reason the gradually watermelon part is catchy.

I can't believe it's already been 10 years since the start and 6 years since you made this !!! Time does fly fast

How the heck do you keep a straight face??! I swear this is the perfect channel to go to when feeling down, it's hilarious

Voice 100 Lyrics 100 Fun 100 Back ground graphics 100 Body language 3000 😂😂

i just wanna know... . . . . . which language translated to Gradually Watermelons 😂😂

"I'm in love with your system" conveys similar meaning and sounds better than the original line.

I can't tell which is more iconic of this song, "Gradually Watermellon" or "I love Man Cubits"

"gradually watermelon" The watermelon: *slowly enters room* ...Heyyy...How yall doin?

2 years later still one of the best sayings *GRADUALLY WATERMELON*

I was listening to a radio while watching this, and as soon as this video ended, the actually Shape of You song started playing ...help.

I think it really says a lot about me that I know all the words to this song, but not the ACTUAL song

“The tree” Best opening line in the history of music

"Don't worry about the demon OH GOD"

It's been five fucking years?! I remember watching this when I came out

I love how I don't know most of the words but I very specifically know that this starts with ✨the tree✨

"Do not worry about the demon" You know just your friendly neighborhood demon.

Malinda: "Do not worry about the demon." Also Malinda: **worries about the demon**

She danced with a melon for CONTENT! XD

I literally found this on a try not to laugh video.. and I have never saw something on a try not to laugh vid and actually went to find the video.. this was awesome 😂

This is where Gradually Watermelon was born...

My mom introducing me: Do not worry about the demon

“Gradually watermelon” made me laugh so hard I fell of my bed

”Everyday I find some new railway” always runs through my head when I’m sprinting towards the train station each morning. I can’t help it, these lyrics is just stuck into my brain every since my kid and I shared a slice of water melon and they showed me this video 6 years ago 🤣🤣

Google Translate can still write better lyrics than most rappers.

"Son, we speak many words." *Some parents have entered the chat*

"Do not worry about the demon" that had me dying-

This song summarized in 1 or 2 sentences. A girl who is in Highschool plays monopoly with her family. She really likes shapes, she eats watermelon, she’s scientific, depressed, has sleep paralysis, part of the Confederate army, and usually is the only person getting the railroads in monopoly.

*Gradually Watermelons Intensifies.*

Such an upgrade from the original. "I'm in love with your system."

“Conciseness pressing rain” made me cry a little, relatable

My bothers: *playing this song* Me randomly in the middle of the song: *_GRADUALLY WATERMELON_*

*DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE DEMON* 5 minutes later: *DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE DEMO-- OH GOD!*

"asavirgin youandiknow thatiwanna love you" that is *so* smooth

I actually translated the infamous "Gradually Watermelon" and it came out as "Eat an orange every day"

"And I'm singing like." = "I am the confederate army" LOgIc 👌🏼

1985: In 2018 we will have flying cars 2018: "I like Shapes"

I’m rewatching this 7 years later and just got hit by a wave of nostalgia

I lost it at Gradually Watermelon!! Well done!

1970: IN 2017 WE’LL HAVE FLYING CARS! 2017: Gradually Watermelon

How does she keep a straight face while singing these songs?

“I’m in love with your system” that’s what a cannibal psychopath would say lol

I revisited this video after years, when I used to watch it almost every day. I could remember all the words. Its good to be back!!!

“I AM THE CONFEDERATE ARMY” I died