i miss when goon was just another word for henchmen

Yea, that’s it. I’m going to a church. Update: I found a church now I’m planning my baptism. Update 2: I will get baptized soon. Update 3: I got a date to be baptized, (soon to a Greek Orthodox Church)

Gen z vocab Edging: Stopping it before you finish gooning: Doing it for long periods of time

Bro I litterally thought it meant plotting something evil 💀💀💀

I have never heard of gooning as a gen z and now I am glad that i live under a fuckin rock

Imagine “The Goonies” movie released today 😭

I think when they named it "goon cave" they weren't thinking about Batman or Bat cave but going more like Goblins or dudes that never leave a dark place, like under a bridge or in the sewers

66% of women in their 20s have partners. 37% of men in their 20s have partners. That's all that needs to he said about society.

paying people to text you is insane

I over heard this Gen Alpha kid saying "Mom give me a minute I'm on my gooning streak!" I almost lost my shit 💀

It's just new words to describe the same addictions. But it definitely feels like easier access has made the problem worse.

Thugs in '09: "Better move around before i get my goons on you" Thug hunters in '24: "you mean it??"

Paying OF like bills is crazy

people have to understand * addiction is a real thing

I totally quit after a 16 hour “goon” session 2 years ago. Haven’t even once since then

Yo thank u bro cuz like this vid really served as a wake up call to stop beating it to anyone with an addiction it’s ok ur gonna be fine just don’t be proud of it

Gooners be like: 18+ means 18+ hours

"Do you wipe or let it crust?" - still haunting me from last video.

0:07 as I'm Edging...

im so glad i stopped this habit. just wasted time, energy and no purpose

I still have no clue why people need so many different words to describe this. W video like always

The worst part is the hub has 11 MILLION USERS💀(sorry I meant 11 million per month)

I'm glad I saw this video. I have been trying to cut this addiction for a while, but now I think I can do it. But thank God my addiction never got this far. It's actually scary that people can go this deep in the rabbit hole.

I was addicted to hentai n shi before 😭 thank god I quickly quit before it became long term

If you get to the point where you have a “cave” for gooning. That’s a sign of being too deep in the shadow realm.

It's crazy how easily kids can fake their age and access these contents at like 9 or something

Hey bro I’ve been watching your stuff for about a month now or so and I don’t usually comment on videos but this video honestly needs more attention especially from GenZ, watching this stuff is actually such a detrimental thing to your health it needs to be stopped and I respect you for bringing attention to this and using the platform for proper use. Thank you

One time someone called me a gooner in class and I looked up what it meant and my reaction was “Why Would You Call Me That??!!!”

The internet single handedly ruined the word "goon"

Now, listen. We are all growing up in life and are experiencing new things, facing challenges along the way. But if I see my kid on R34 or the Hub, I’m putting them up for ADOPTION BRO 💀 (Keep in mind, the last part was a joke)

i genuinely will NEVER go on these websites

My MANAGER at work told me what gooning was like 2 months ago. Funny too because he’s 18 and I’m 26, so he always learns about this stuff before I do

What's wrong with edging? Its just when you lean to one side of your kayak or canoe, so its 45/90° in the air and the other half of your boat is in the water

This is what happens when "you live your life your way". Self-control, discipline and morality is necessary even a little. Otherwise you're gonna end up sitting in your room all day doing these and pretending life is okay.

I can only imagine what Burdie's search history would look like after this video

What crazy is that theirs A.I chat apps on the appstore for the gooners💀💀 I heard this from someone at school. The app is a whole A.I where you can talk and do anything to any character from any fandom.

imagine marrying an anime girl body pillow like WTF what is going on inside their brain

nah cause some kid in my school screamed "I goon to duke dennis" in the middle of an assembly💀

"Is it pink? Asking for a freind" 😭😭😭

We love you birdie Keep up your great work 💪💪💪💪

Burdie with good resons not to do bad things. Well done man!

burdie / duck lore so far There are burds, ducks, and stick figure people living in harmony in the same universe. most stick figure people are white (like the color) and dont wear clothes unless shown otherwise. (like slash in the burdie art style, or any other stick figure shown wearing clothes as an example.) in one of burdies videos about tiktok trends, there is a girl looking outside to see a bird, which looks exactly like burdie but a different color. burdie acts like a person, while that bird was shown hopping around and acts like an actual bird. there are other burds and ducks in this universe, and they come in many colors. burds and ducks can grow hair in this universe. in the growing up as the fat kid video, burdie is shown being delivered by a stork, but in the ducks video about forgotten trends, he is shown doing the gangnam style in the womb. burdie and the duck have stick figure parents... are they adopted? the ducks full name is duck duckolo, where did he get his last name from? the duck also mentions the family bloodline, which is refered to as the duckolo bloodline. and when is shows members from this bloodline, it shows other ducks. there is a good chance that the duck was adopted by the stick figure parents based of this alone. the dorbol species (and other youtubers) exist in this universe. burdie and the duck use their wings as hands, and dont seem to be able to fly. burdie and the duck sometimes wear clothes, if so, how do they put them on? do their stick figure parents dress them? burdie's channel banner shows a burd house, which contains a burd civilization. the burdie / duck universe contains pop culture, brands, and celebrities like playboi carti. who are wurdie and duckie in relation to burdie and the duck? other family members? Wurdie videos surprisingly feature more burds in the videos, could this hint that wurdie lives in the burd society, and burdie was with the stick figures due to being adopted by them? if people and burds flirt with each other and gain crushes with each other.... do they hook up and have-

I just wake up and *WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!?* How these people even exist, how long did I sleep that internet had changed this far!!?

Gooning has gotten so bad that people will spend 570 dollars on a PS5 and a Game just to goon to 1 character

Burdie spitting facts 🗣🔥🔥🔥

nahhh man- i need holy water after this... 😭

Bro I wish we were still in 2020 when goon meant henchmen and edging met almost over the edge of a cliff or something

Burdie and The Duck (plus their other channels) are the *perfect* KZfaqrs to watch at night. I don't know what about hiding my phone secretly watching Burdie makes me feel so good.

9:20 thats it im going to get bleach, holy water and a buch of other stuff to unsee this cuz im scarred 😭😭😭

wild title

These people have more screens than a bank has CCTV cameras

7:32 I actually think these types of people have a $0 waterbill. Ifyky 😂

Thanks for this video, Burdie. I keep on falling into this sin.

Consuming adult videos to much can lead to erectile dysfunction

such a funny vid. keep it up burdie!

Me and the boys really enjoyed your video. We're on a break during our goon meetup and we had a good laugh.

I love how this man understands everything❤

i was gooning to this video, thank you for that, burdie.

Back in my day “Gooning” meant you were working for a notorious super villain.

Gooners have dedication. I'll get bored in like 20 sec

6:05 THAT CHARACTERS NAME IS HATSUNE MIKU AND HER CANNON AGE IS 16

You dont even have to search that far to find the absolute attrocities of reddit😭there is no regulations if you mark something as nsfw

Thank you. I'm 47 and was having a near-braindeath experience, it was beautiful, but now I learned to wipe again.

that's enough internet for today 💀💀

I watched po** twice in my life, and I regret both times so so much, I feel so ashamed to this day and it was years ago

Yea you gave me motivation to clean my room *my room isn’t as bad as a gooners*

The worst is that not just addict this is, but this is a shame even to the nsfw community, because even though is bad, they get the addicton to something that will make even their love lifes worser.

This reminds me of this one kid in my high school who he’s always talking about they’re gooning streak….. unfortunate to learn what is that that means…

You are working so hard. I'd think you would have ran out of ideas but you make a great video every time. Keep up the good work.

my brain is fried, every time you mention the word i burst out laughing, am i cooked?

Im 30 and i struggle with addiction so when i hear people take addiction like its a cool thing is depressing

5:04 i got an add at the funniest timing where instead of saying losing brain cells instead it said NOW

1:55 bro started to explain asmongolds room

5:43 I feel offended to have been used as an example

Coffee stain studios (Goat sim and satisfactory devs): “There’s only one way to save the gooners, we need to make a body pillow of the main dev!” (They actually did it)😂😂😂😂😂

This makes me worry about my damn profile name bruh. 💀 The word “goon” in my name is to make it sound foolish not whatever tf this is

I'm gooning to this right now

after i left edging or gooning whatever that is i felt very good for 1 month or so then i felt a bit odd my started getting shoulder wider got more masculine and a bit fat but worth it and also now i am unable to edge anymore it just doesn't fell right whenever i fell like doing i just get disgusted after 2 sec in nutshell there are many buff after lefting but getting a little fat is downside and you also gain more power

How tf can u just watch this stuff all day without thinking to yourself wtf am I doing

There are many reasons a perfect order. This one is one of many

4:04- 6tbs=6,000 gigabytes. (For those that don't know)

Love your vids keep up the good work

these kids won't realize the damage they're doing to themselves until they become impotent at 25 ,ED clinics are about to make some serious money in the future

Gotta love when burdie spits facts

This stuff genuinely makes me sick, glad I don’t have to worry about this happening with me 😁😁😁thanks burdie

I am 22 and I relate with you saying that "I'm slowing losing touch to all this shit that's going on on the internet". I feel so much more mature than the idiots around me. Yet, I also acknowledge the fact that I possibly can't be the most mature person in the room. Either this generation is truly fucked, or they're just messing with me trying to get me feel old. Now, I do realise that how I wrote that makes me sound kind of narcissistic, and to a degree I am. Well I am until someone shows me otherwise.

Reminds of that one guy who makes the egg yolk videos. "Edge the edge master" 🤣🤣🤣

Only fans needs to be shut down Dating apps need to be shut down

most ppl say this stuff as a joke but some of them are absolute weirdos

That's why kid's search history has to be searched everyday edit: YO 120 LIKES TYSM

Gooning is one thing: porn addiction. Absolutely no part of it should be glorified by the people stuck in it should be seen with compassion like any other addicts.

This is the kinda shit I type in all chat to ironically . I didn’t know people were seriously edging all day wtf

Society is failing more and more... 😭

Bro knows he's describing himself.

BACK IN MY DAY, goons were just the dudes that would say "on it boss" and beat up Batman for you

I am currently edging to this video rn

Gooning is just... not good. Like i get it if you beat ur meat from time to time onec, but if you beat it every day for some hours like almost non stop.. Its just not good at all

Burdie, telling us what to do and what to not in the everyday life. W 👏

I've heard of body pillows but paying people to text you is crazy

it's just hilarious to me that someone would even brag about this to someone, like what, their friend group chat asks "so what did everyone do today?" and the person is like "oh i just had a 24hr gooning sesh no biggie"