0:58 The reason why this dude is married to Miku is kind of sad. Basically this guy’s coworkers bullied him so much to the point that he was traumatized from the harassment he had endured and he had to take an extended leave of absence from his job. During that time he developed an emotional attachment to Hatsune Miku due to the fact that a fictional character can't reject you.

I definitely prefer real women but in fairness 2D characters are intentionally designed to be attractive. It's not weird to think they look good.

The man or bear debate is actually a interesting one. Most men pick man and most women pick bear. The creator if this question actually made a video about itexplaing the complexitys.

Miku is canonically 16💀💀💀💀💀

0:58 This is Akihiko Kondo. He actually used to be interested in real women back in high school, but was rejected. He also had a really hard time at work because of how much he was getting bullied, eventually leaving his job. He’d find comfort from Hatsune Miku, the popular vocaloid girl who he later married. People were actually very supportive at his wedding that took place in 2018, and nowadays he lives a much better life. (She’s also my PFP-)

2:23 it’s how the light shines, the dress is black and blue but when the light come in a special way your eyes can think that it’s originally light and don’t filter the light out or know it’s a artificial light and filter it out

4:20 I’d choose bear because it might have cocaine

Water> toilet paper

this burd is making our days

"Miku is my anime waifu🤓" Name 10 Miku songs💀

the 2d vs 3d debate, the only time i hear about that is people wanting disney to go back to making 2d movies

7:08 tomatoes, bell peppers, and corn are all fruits and they’re decently common

The worst one of all.. is debating which fictional character is cooler or stronger, smartest etc

Dang burdie you really cooked up with this one

5:56 scientifimicly, a bidet is better at cleaning you than tp (i know i'm misspelling, but yea, it is true, so true)

A bear in the woods makes sense. A random dude makes me think skinwalker

wsp burdie, i love your vids and it makes me happy. keep up the good work man

Great vid burdie keep up the good work ur editing is getting better and better

Love how for "gay son" you put a photo of Drake

2D vs 3D is wild can’t believe that was actually a debate

bro keep up you are making my day

3:46 I choose bear but hear me out So the thing is, is with a bear all it would want you to do is get off it's territory not to mention the only way it could hurt you is it's claws and it's teeth and if you follow proper percussions (laying on your back, etc) " you actually have a decent chance of survival. While a man (well any humanism general) is more likely to have bad intentions and it is very likely has a weapon with could be a mele weapon of even a gun with you are definetly not surviving.

“Is a cereal a soup” I have never thought of that before, NOW YOU GOT ME THINKING!

fun fact: the husband of the creator of the blue and black/ white and gold dress strangled her, happened pretty recently.

5:21 Bro when you stand up your cheek clench together so it’s harder to wipe, while when you sit, they’re already spread for easy access

Me when i saw 2d vs 3d. Me thinking oh movies. Me then realizing its about something else

So Burdie Some people will see only what's in front of them and others will be much more affected by the context. What is happening with the dress photo is that our eye is either discounting the blue from the photo so we are seeing white and gold, or discounting the gold which results in seeing a blue and black dress.

I see a white and gold dress in the one picture and blue and black in the other ones 😭

8:09 *the ocean is a soup!!!!!!*

7:28 You are saved. Italians aren't coming for u.

The crazier debates really be those Star Wars fans who argue over shit for 20 years.

6:12 bro got baked into wurdie 💀

Is water dry, or is water wet?

Dude I remember all these debates they took me back The nostalgia is crazy

U forgot Messi vs Ronaldo TikTok vs KZfaq shorts vs instagram reels Drake vs Kendrick Should men pay in the first date Wired vs wireless headphones DOGS VS CATS

7:48 I’d call those “is this a that?” Debates

4:28 disturbing fact: bears eat their victims alive.

0:58 we're doomed by this generation

3:19 to 3:23 that voice crack is funny asf keep up the good work

Hotdogs are not sandwiches but burgers are.

My guy went from making mid animations to good animations but kept the same talking style💀

If water isn't wet, then fire isn't hot.

If you see a yellow car, look around and you will always find a red car nearby, every single time. Its like a bug in a videogame but irl

...being honest, I hate fighting.

6:02 I'm going to say it right now: Android is way better than iPhone, and no one is ever going to change my mind.

the worst debate is explained in one word, swifties

Damn these burd videos are getting better by the second

1:27 pov: gen alpha when they see one of those sad cat ai videos

I'm surprised bro didn't mention flat earthers bro

8:45 idk if you eventually learn this in school (seventh grade currently) but it’s probably doors just for the fact that circuits are doors and a circuit board has likely hundreds before anyone’s like “bros wasting his time” I only know because I was doing research about computers

Tomato paste came from a fruit for Hawaiian pizza 💀

Just saying that I'd rather much run into a bear in the forest and have to play dead to survive than run into a man in the forest. (I don't like social interaction)

1:46 TOTAL DRAMA BACKGROUND

imagine marrying Hatsune Miku

As someone from outside of America, most of these debates seems like a regional thing rather than internet one 😅

I, as a teenager, can tell you that operating heavy machinery is easier then you think. I took a class on the trades for future jobs

Biggest debate Burdie or chains fr🔥🚨🚨🔥

Not to be that guy, but……… UNDER 1 HOUR GANG LESGOOOOO

Water is wet bruh. It makes itself wet, and I refuse to compromise lmao

You know its always a good day when burdie posts

burdie / duck lore so far There are burds, ducks, and stick figure people living in harmony in the same universe. most stick figure people are white (like the color) and dont wear clothes unless shown otherwise. (like slash in the burdie art style, or any other stick figure shown wearing clothes as an example.) in one of burdies videos about tiktok trends, there is a girl looking outside to see a bird, which looks exactly like burdie but a different color. burdie acts like a person, while that bird was shown hopping around and acts like an actual bird. there are other burds and ducks in this universe, and they come in many colors. burds and ducks can grow hair in this universe. in the growing up as the fat kid video, burdie is shown being delivered by a stork, but in the ducks video about forgotten trends, he is shown doing the gangnam style in the womb. burdie and the duck have stick figure parents... are they adopted? the ducks full name is duck duckolo, where did he get his last name from? the duck also mentions the family bloodline, which is refered to as the duckolo bloodline. and when is shows members from this bloodline, it shows other ducks. there is a good chance that the duck was adopted by the stick figure parents based of this alone. the dorbol species (and other youtubers) exist in this universe. burdie and the duck use their wings as hands, and dont seem to be able to fly. burdie and the duck sometimes wear clothes, if so, how do they put them on? do their stick figure parents dress them? burdie's channel banner shows a burd house, which contains a burd civilization. the burdie / duck universe contains pop culture, brands, and celebrities like playboi carti. who are wurdie and duckie in relation to burdie and the duck? other family members? Wurdie videos surprisingly feature more burds in the videos, could this hint that wurdie lives in the burd society, and burdie was with the stick figures due to being adopted by them? if people and burds flirt with each other and gain crushes with each other.... do they hook up and have-

Welp, when he said 2D Vs 3D, I immediately thought of animation, not... this. I feel blessed.

"It a doll dude" -joseph 2019

My headcannon about the dress is that it’s the most legendary internet troll of all time. Everyone either came together to pretend that it was white and gold, or they just didn’t and they said what it actually was.

0:15 2D 100% 2d animation what i grew up with

“I don’t understand how you could put fruit on pizza! Fruit and sauce!” Tomato sauce?

If you don’t flush, it’s one thing, if you don’t wash your hands, it’s another, but if you let it crust? You are dead to me.

7:20 in my experience works best with a meat lovers pizza or a pizza that has a lot of different meat types in general and it actually tastes pretty good, though everyone has different taste buds so who knows

2:22 maybe they are corlour blind

"Would you rather get nothing for Halloween or get nothing for Christmas?

Water makes itself wet when touching itself therefore it is always wet

"how can u put fruit on pizza" As he shows a jar of tomato sauce

Bro caring about what type of phone they have is wild 💀 (this is coming from a female)

Burdie not remembering that tomato is a fruit 🗿

Fun fact: Water makes itself wet because you need about 20 molecules for it to behave like a liquid

4:50 i got a fcking temu ad

3:30 unfortunately, I was THAT person during 2017-2019.

“HOW CAN YOU PUT FRUIT ON PIZZA!” The tomato👀

Nice content man

As a gay femboy, can confirm

1:10 he’s not a doll Joseph!

Okay, im truly convinced the internet is in the "recycled content era", this basically jokes a question is OLD and was relevant in the 2000s when being gay or promiscuous was career ending. Im talking about the days when Craigslist and buying pleasure was something you hid and was shunned for old.

the wheels vs doors debate is honestly so dumb but so fun

I would like to say so much to many of these points and for this one i do 6:17 This is an outdated information, in the past iphones were known for the good quality, but by now, many other brands overtook them, like samsung. My friend is rich and has an Iphone 15 pro whatever (the newest and best one) we both made videos of the same thing, with the same thing you hold that makes the video stable (sorry i am from germany idk the word) and on the first sight it looked the same, but the colors were better on the iphone and the details on my samsung, they are equal, samsung has more mega pixels, but iphone has better colors. Here in Europe it is like 50/50 of what people have, and most people with an iphone in my class have an iphone x or 8. only some have 13 or smth.

6:51 Androids are easier to use IMO. Especially with Side loading apps. I got both an iPhone and an Android. The debate is dumb. They both have their advantages.

Hotdog is a taco, as it is surrounded by bread from bottom, left and right

4:45 You kidding me I was eating😭

5:07 burdle has stomach inside a stomach?!?!?!?!?

finally someone who actually has w pineapple on pizza take and w man v bear take

WAIT WAIT WHAT? I THOUGHT THE 2D AND 3D DEBATE WAS WHAT ANIMATION STYLE YOU LIKE MORE NOT WHAT KIND OF WOMAN YOU LIKE?!?!

0:15 2-D VS 3-D(girls) 2:05 The Dress(Blue/Black VS White/Gold) 2:26 Yanny & Laurel 2:46 Console Wars 3:46 Man VS Bear 4:50 Sitting or Standing 5:26 Wipe or Let It Crust 6:01 iPhone VS Android 7:04 Pineapple on Pizza 7:35 Weird Questions(Is water wet, etc…) 8:13 Are We in a Simulation? 8:43 Wheels or Doors? 9:31 Gay Son or Thot Daughter?

0:50 choosing Mugi chan over a real person

6:40 i had a flip phone in 7th grade too, but the girls thought it was cute

5:56 I use a toilet spray and I can confirm I am addicted to it.

“Water is dry” -Burdie

java MC fans: bedrock is better than java. its unfair. Bedrock MC fans: java is so much better than bedrock. its unfair.

Internet Debates Chain ⬇️

Water is wet (wet is defined by surrounded by a liquid) water is surrounded by a liquid Hit dogs are sandwhiches and cereal with milk is mostly a soup but could be a stew depending on the ratio

i cant tell if marrying a plushie or body pillow is worse than being a gooner

9:17 in every electrical device there are milions of tiny doors so yea the answer is doors 🚪🚪🚪🚪