“Fetus, Deletus, Give it Back to Jesus.” Biiiihhhh…I am too through!!!! 😂😂😂

“ Can y’all delete our number from the group chat “ 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 That took me OUT!😂

The fact that Jaidyn doesn’t care that he’s going raw with other women tells me all I need to know

I think Alexis Ohanian had the perfect response when it came to Drake calling him a groupie. We love a supportive husband and father.

I lost it when ZO said “ you going through all this and you only three minutes pregnant” 😭😂😂😂

Jaydn saying Rock getting Blueface tatted is childish while she has 2 of his kids and still smashing raw is just 🤦🏽‍♀️

A lot of these mothers, like Jordan need to realize, YOU are the one blocking your child's blessings. No one wants to have to deal with that mess at all.

“Stop getting pregnant by dudes that don’t want you” ZOIE i kid you not I said the exact same thing earlier today

I haven’t missed a messy Monday In over 2 years let’s get it!!!

Zo you deserve your flowers 💐 you’re consistent, give great commentary, and are always raw and transparent. I love your content!

💐 Flowers for Zo. Even though you give us messy Monday, the real gag is you drop gems and continue to educate and keep it real. You're a blessing 🤗.

“How the hell you gonna speak on someone else’s mental health if you can’t speak on your own!” - Zoie

The S.H.I.T./Mess combined. 2:20 - Blueface, Chrisean, Jaidyn 12:05 - JhonniBlaze vs. Keyz 20:19/20:29 - Meg Thee Stallion, Ice Spice, Alexis Ohanian vs. Drake 25:38 - Diddy, Yung Miami, Daphne Joy 28:11 - Rolling Ray vs. Yung Miami 30:14 - Summer Walker vs. LVRD Pharaoh 34:04 - Jordan B. 41:13 - CJ So Cool, Ni'Kee vs. Royalty 43:53 - Toosii vs. Samaria You're welcome. Edit: So when Jaidyn said no one showed her respect for her relationship, why should she show respect to Blueface and Chrisean's relationship? I'm NOT taking up for no one in the situation! I just find it strange that when she said that, Zo is saying she sounds dumb as f***! NOW, I will agree that she sounded stupid and hypocritical as f*** when asked about the tattoo! You can't say Chrisean's "mental stability not there" when clearly YOUR "mental stability" AIN'T there EITHER! She, herself, by her own admission, got a tattoo of him on HER body, specifically her ass, the same way Chrisean got tattoos of him on HER body! Jaidyn ain't no different in that aspect!

That Megan bar was meant to be a double entendre and he knows it lol. They not fooling nobody 😂

34:27 “She wrote a whole book, please y’all go get it. It’s on Amazon” 😂😂😂😂

I can’t accept an apology when someone is eating while doing it!!

It’s really sad to see how much these “celebrities” need attention. Money clearly don’t fix everything.

Drake really suprised me this week 💀💀

"Girl, if you going thru this and you only three minutes pregnant .. all I'ma say is fetus deletus , give it back to Jesus " 😭😭 "I know how this messy shit work .. nice , nasty " 🥴 "Just make sure y'all out here getting tested bcuz if you doing it, they doing it, somebody else doing it. Now y'all all doing it .. " 😭

I feel summer, it might be the strength in us. Lol I swear I get judge because I'm quick to leave. The women in my family have been in long term relationships, but they also had to deal with cheating and abuse. Now I do understand there's going to be some things that you are going to have to accept from a person. No one is perfect, but I'm not putting with no cheating, abuse, stealing, drugs, lies, and laziness. I just can't do it.

One of my classmates didn’t make it to Monday, I asked that y’all keep her family in your prayers 🙏🏽🕊️

I see them locs doing their thang, flourishing and looking good Zoie.

I understand why Zoie NEEDS a break from messy monday sometimes... this is exhausting!!

These people are a lost cause and I’m glad I’m disconnected from social media. This is so SAD and disgusting.

Atp you can NOT save someone who doesn’t want to be saved. Blue has showed and TOLD Chris how he truly feels about her MULTIPLE times and she chooses to stay. I hope that one day she’ll finally know her worth and realize that she doesn’t need him. Cause we can be on the internet and tell her what she needs to do till we’re blue in the face but it’s up to HER to walk away.

Lmaooooo “Jordan why is she still here” 😭😭😭 no fr then Zo said her book on Amazon I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂

“Where the entanglements, the secrets, the scandals” lmaooo 😂😂 we feel you friend!

I’ve been pregnant a couple of times and I never found out at no damn 3 weeks. More like 6-7 weeks cause that’s when I started getting the symptoms and my first missed period. Probably didn’t even have enough of the hormone in my urine to get the results from a drug store pregnancy test that early in the game…so many questions

Everytime RollingRay says "CareshERRRR" I DIIIIIIIE!!! 🤣😂😭😭😭

That whole Jaidyn interview made her sound and look like a fool. Cause what she as well as her fans fail to realize is even though he goes back to her it’s not for the right reason! He goes back to her because she’s a doormat and she’ll let him do whatever whenever! And her saying her and blue still do it without protection wasn’t the flex she thought it was. It just let everyone know that her Ph balance is prob in the gutter.

Jay mom said he has a will and she made sure his affairs were in order. They probably have something put up for him, when he is older.

I honestly think jhoni was too embarrassed about that “he over here” video that she had to pull the fake pregnancy card 😩😂 i bet she says she miscarried in a month or so. Plus she just happy she made it on tsr 😂

I ain’t gone lie, blue looks very stressed, and the man probably depressed, he is in too deep. I’m praying for both they mental health

the craziest part about the live with blue face and chrisean is he is looking at her like he despise her. and she just drunk and in love 😣

It's crazy how people are bringing innocent children into the world and not into stable relationships all at the same time. These people only care about themselves and are so focused on keeping a man/woman who done hurt you several times

13:14 when Zoe said “ girl do what u need to do “ i choked on my chicken noodle soup from chic fil a 😂 Zoe u owe me a soup for that laugh

this generation is fucked and i literally hate being apart of it. It’s so toxic. no one knows how to act. parents not being good example. friends encouraging that type of behavior. This is annoying bro like it really is. It’s really sickening to watch people act like this. I AM NOT helping no one out of nothing everyone grown asf and everyone knows when something isn’t meant to be. simple. okay

I be singing the Messy Monday theme song during the week and having random dance breaks. Lol

Rolling Ray should've got his people to try and get him and Miami together and apologize cordially. His apology seemed for himself to feel better about himself and not because he truly felt bad for saying it to her.

I pray for Rock cause that crap is so sad, why stay running around with and behind someone who shows you no love and openly is screwing other people?!?! God bless her.

I’m so sick of Blue face and the gang! They might as well all move in together and be a happy family

When Jordan counted in Spanish I died bro wtf😂😂😂😂😂

The last lil word on the curb😭☕️ I know you know Zo😂😂😂

“fetus deletus “ “send it back to Jesus” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 HOLLERING !!!!!

Man immediately when Zoe said Jordan B and nothing else I was so weak😂 she always in something even if it’s just her yelling in the wind😂😂

It’s was the “3 minutes pregnant” and “fetus deletus give it back to Jesus “ had me crying laughing 😂😂😂😂

Omg I can’t imagine a kid in this situation. When she be drunk out of her mind where will that child be 😱

Zoie gone make the day better everytime❤️

“Toosiroll” is sending me 😂😂

This man went every length and measure to prove her “false” pregnancy 😭 I’m in tears. Edit: HE THE PAPI 👩‍⚖️

Nah Zoie it’s Summer. 😭 because when she finally let London go she started flaunting Larry all over IG as the model step dad. She made sure we knew Larry was doing everything London wouldn’t do. But now it’s quiet about him not doing x, y, z. Girls always get quiet when niggas fuck up. I’m not buying the want babies by 25. Please. Lol summer is jumping into relationships. She doesn’t know how to vet or date to see if a man is a good fit. Stop normalizing having a baby then realizing a nigga ain’t shit. Now she’s bout to complain for real about being a single mom.

Oh he was definitely talkin about Megan ! There are so many other words he could've used besides STALLION . . . 😂😂

When jordan counted in Spanish I laughed hard asf😭😂😂😂😂😂

You are so talented. This theme song gives me life. Tbh this the main reason why I watch messy Monday.😍🤞🏾❣️

We should give TakeOff a moment of silence 💯🙏🏾

You always speak the truth & thats why I love you! Im 23 but I was just born in the wrong generation because I could NEVER be like these dumb, delusional broads out here these days. 😅

I peep the hoodie friend ! I watched when you opened this on your live. You're truely special 🌹

I'm with Zoe on this one, we have to stop normalizing bringing children into the world into broken homes. If you want to be young and be promiscuous that's your business but stop bringing these innocent children into these messy situations. God bless

“toilet backed up again” is so funny to me😂😂😂😂

I was waiting for this messy Monday. Right on time

“Fetus deletus” took me out 😂😂😂😂

Bruh that is a fake pregnancy test cause I bought the same one off Amazon to prank my family .💀💀😂😂😂

“You think you ate. GIVE ME YOUR PLATE” 😂😂😂😂

“fetus deletus give it back to jesus” i’m weakkk😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love me some Zoey and his brutal honesty I'm here for it

I had a brain fart when Jhonni Blaze baby daddy was explaining the pregnancy test results 😂😩 It’s giving dumb & dumber

“…. I got moneyyyy. F YO MONEYYYYY!” 🤣🤣🤣 ily Zoe 💗 always make my day 😘

Its Rolling Ray saying "Caresher" for me 🤣🤣🤣

Been having a crazy week and messy Mondays always make me feel better! I love you ZO! ❤

“Why u still here?” 😅😅😅I’m so weak 😂

Fr tho ! I felt you on Johnni!! Go ahead and do what she needs to do !! I’m bringing no kid in this world when this dude told me he doesn’t want it !!

SHE SAID UNO, DOS, TRES, CUATRO, CINCO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 She so performative 💀💀

I JUST got my doordash order and went on here looking for something to watch 🤣

I completely agree the Johnni needs to take this drama off the internet. Like what can we do???!!!

i’ve been off of social media and to see i missed all of this is incredibly refreshing 😭 im still nosey, but it’s refreshing😂

Not fetus deletus give it back to Jesus 😂😂😂 Zoie!!! 😂😂😂

Jordan needs to focus on herself and those who do care for her. If his mother is saying she will be there, I don’t think she should take that love from either of them. It’s unfortunate they don’t have a bond, but when it comes to your child, you have to do what’s best for them. Also, it’s never too late to be a woman and apologize.

Hey Zo I’ve been following you for years and I just wanna give you your flowers 💐 you are an inspiration you make me smile when I’m havi bad days! Keep doing exactly what your doing and more! Love you boo!

22:10 That ‘UHhHuHhh’ sent me 😂

Just when I bored scrolling on KZfaq looking for something to watch… you saved the day😂❤

Yaaaass Zoie, those locs are flourishing boo! ❤ Uggh also the way I rolled my eyes so hard when Jordan B was on the docket. Uugggh I’m so sick of her.

Every time Rock and Blue come across my phone I just am so disgusted 😐 lord bless it

baby I am absolutely yelling at Jordan B still being on messy Monday it's like she feel like this her home & she can ALWAYS come back home 🫀

chrisean and blue draining me at this point🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I needed this tonight Zoie. Thanks for the laughs❤

“Did that makes sense… no?? I didn’t think so either” LMAOOOO Zo pls shutcho funny ass up!!

Zoie is the truth sis be dropping nothing but pure facts especially on dat drake situation 💯❤️

My favorite part of Mondays. I'm all here for the tea friend

Yes messy Monday at this point I feel like blue and rock and the baby mommy doing that to stay in the media and make sure they relevant 😂😂

The blue face situation is scary and disturbing

its when Zo said, “Jordyn B” 😂 i fell out 😂😂

Zoie hair really grown since he cut it off i love it ❤️❤️😍

I love that Meghan is interviewing now! Didn't know. She's so pretty to me. It's a good look for her.

That little last line….word on the curb 👀 lmaooo I’m weak

You can’t be consistently disrespectful to people and then look for the same people to help you out 🤷🏾‍♀️

Okaaaaaaaay messy Monday!!!! Thanks Zo ❤️❤️❤️🤪🤪🤪🤪

was about to head to bed but saw you posted , immediately got up got my ice cream now tuned in !!! YESMAAM

People be too ashamed to say they got an abortion. Listen I pray to not have to ever experience Johnny situation but let a man say he don’t want our baby. Consider it handled! That baby don’t deserve that chaos!

@4:20 ZOE YOU TOOK THE WORSS RIGHT OUT MY HEAD FR😭😂😂😂😂😂

Rip Takeoff man 😢💔