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Conner O'Malley

Күн бұрын

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@1994ToyotaCamryEnjoyer 3 ай бұрын

Man, Conner. You are amazing. The way you present this, the way you dress, the powerpoint presentation, it all perfectly encapsulates a fledgling silicone valley startup trying to swindle venture capitalists to invest. You are truly a comedic genius.

@stonethumb 3 ай бұрын

Hear hear, @1994ToyotaCamryEnjoyer. By the way, have you considered upgrading to a RAV4?

@idontwantone132 3 ай бұрын

There's nobody doing shit like this. He's a generational talent

@itmeurdad 2 ай бұрын

@@idontwantone132 Well, no one is doing it except actual start ups 🤑

@Omar_Little 3 ай бұрын

This special was excellent.

@reservoirdude92 3 ай бұрын

He basically gave us TWO specials if you include that beautiful livestream he did leading up to the premiere of this one 😂

@hergetp 3 ай бұрын

"Yeti Bearback Breading" is the funniest combination of three words ever put together

@abbiearcher4716 3 ай бұрын

it just comes up with so many images.

@McKinleyMorann 3 ай бұрын

Only bettered by Cuck Sorry! 😂

@commaJim 2 ай бұрын

BearbackbBreading is one name. So some fucking respect for our president

@dirtymike1274 Ай бұрын

Personally, Cuck Sorry would have my vote

@tysunzagreus4475 3 ай бұрын

Doomed to be underrated, because it is just that good.

@svsolace 2 ай бұрын

Seriously this is performance art in the best way

@tottle321 3 ай бұрын

R2D2 was in the Old Testament

@elbowjuice2627 3 ай бұрын

RDR2*

@noko4247 3 ай бұрын

@@elbowjuice2627 now we're talking brother. give me some of that old time religion you know what im saying? Yeehaw!!!!!

@unreal_taxi 3 ай бұрын

@@elbowjuice2627 horse

@eunoicgeniusloci 3 ай бұрын

Tell me something I don’t know!

@dentonvisual 3 ай бұрын

I can’t wait for the world to catch up to the genius that is Connor O’Malley. I see really big things coming in the neat future, and to be totally honest it will be good for people. Along with being absolutely hilarious 😂

@CH1EFBL1TZ 2 ай бұрын

exactly, people are sleeping on his genius

@smlinarcik 3 ай бұрын

Just noticed the Welcome To Portage County logo is shaped like Ohio

@kjedington 3 ай бұрын

I missed that. Good catch

@ihazcheese 3 ай бұрын

First thing I noticed. I can feel the creative process that went into that because I used to do that stuff all the time in my high school presentations lmao. Nobody ever caught it but I and like one other person who knew had fun with that trying not to crack up.

@TheDarkSatirist 3 ай бұрын

Now that’s what I call Managed Democracy!

@thinkingmushrooms2943 3 ай бұрын

I've watched this special three times, and this is my favorite part.

@snuffmeister6720 3 ай бұрын

if you havent yet, please watch the full special. its amazing

@jamesfrancese6091 3 ай бұрын

One thing about Connor O’Malley is that he’s gonna find a way to work 5G into his material somehow lmao

@snowmonkey4863 3 ай бұрын

Burlington Coat Factory secretly taped him in their dressing room trying on women's underwear and has been blackmailing him ever since he tried to warn us about the real reason Epstein was killed.

@lord_shelvey1224 3 ай бұрын

let’s not get political

@MurrayPeeps 3 ай бұрын

Give me your 5G data

@ihazcheese 3 ай бұрын

Heyey, Hey -- HEY! LETS NOT GET. POL-LIT-TIC-AL.

@Leto_0 3 ай бұрын

Neither of these fucks represent me. I'm voting for Free Speech ASMR

@bryanfish3052 2 ай бұрын

Cuck Sorry

@kayc_x3 Ай бұрын

He says to the TV watching his favorite show “Family Guy”

@metadata4255 3 ай бұрын

As someone living in Portage County, this was a trip ETA: it's a lovely town to die in, and raise a racist family! Great running trails too, Green Circle is beautiful, love the riverfront.

@MurrayPeeps 3 ай бұрын

User name checks out too

@MordyTHEMisnomer 3 ай бұрын

As someone from Ohio, the visual joke did not evade my detection.

@aliciaunderwood3836 3 ай бұрын

@@MordyTHEMisnomerI’m from Ohio too, was just about to point that out 🤣🤣

@MrKilllthelightt 3 ай бұрын

You for YetiBearBackBreeding or CuckSorry?

@millsykooksy4863 2 ай бұрын

LMAO!

@Braezonday 2 ай бұрын

Saw this show live in Brooklyn, one of the greatest nights of my life 💯

@wyattsgray 3 ай бұрын

A genius special from start to finish.

@VideoCr4azy 3 ай бұрын

Something about this screams … elevated 5G waves 🎉

@b.buster 3 ай бұрын

Connor knocked up my mom in '96

@1800allyoucaneat 3 ай бұрын

who didn’t

@b.buster 3 ай бұрын

@@1800allyoucaneat my step dad

@jango7889 3 ай бұрын

@@b.buster fuggin gugg

@CraigStCyrPlus 2 ай бұрын

Wined and dined mine in '69

@lukeshioshio 3 ай бұрын

Never seen anyone so honest in my life. God bless you and your family.

@TheBiggestRedPandaFan 3 ай бұрын

best stand up Ive seen

@Top10WizardReviews 3 ай бұрын

Portage county, OH being used in the secondary image is a nice touch.

@mg3226 3 ай бұрын

An unspoken joke might be that he went to Portage County OH, and is using their voters' 5G data to determine Wisconsin's election. Brilliant.

@at9083 3 ай бұрын

I bet this dude would have killed it on vine.

@batman20x63 23 күн бұрын

He did kill it on vine! kzfaq.info/get/bejne/iuCgdLynlae0Zmw.htmlsi=1HN_OIy4KCLnPVJD

@iwanabeapiratear 3 ай бұрын

Trying to find the portage county tesco’s anyone can help?

@tsfurlan Ай бұрын

You just had to know this guy was from Chicago! Really unique and funny

@dumpsta-divrr365 29 күн бұрын

Conner is midwest excellence

@bluemyhigh 2 ай бұрын

I Watched The Tv Glow Was a bit of weird one but your performance was incredible bud, great work!

@holdenadkins8022 3 күн бұрын

The Portage County logo on Ohio is amazing

@ENigma-um8zw 3 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service Connor!

@ka1juhunt3r 3 ай бұрын

Fucking love this special

@jverbeke06 3 ай бұрын

Let 5g know that I like this.

@CartoonishVillainy 3 ай бұрын

Jealous of son getting better customer experience

@EthanIsYT 3 ай бұрын

What a guy

@DCUPPS 3 ай бұрын

Amazing special, best I’ve seen in a long time!

@ince55ant 3 ай бұрын

probably would yield far better results than the current options of: Genocider and Genocider 2: the reckoning

@丫o 3 ай бұрын

Conner is so ahead of his time that he served in the air force 378 years ago

@baTonkaTruck 3 ай бұрын

This is on another level, it’s SO funny, funny as it gets, yet depressing because of how well it describes our society’s dystopian collapse.

@HBoggggggggg 3 ай бұрын

Yes the society is so dystopian. It's completely unbelievable.... ::lives a boring regular life::

@wakegary 3 ай бұрын

agreed

@samgradyfilm 2 ай бұрын

GOOD point !!1!

@baTonkaTruck 2 ай бұрын

@@HBoggggggggg You’re a teenager

@HBoggggggggg Ай бұрын

@@baTonkaTruckYou live a boring regular life bro deal with it

@Sigh95 3 ай бұрын

This is that one kid that actually looked foreword to presenting his assignment to the rest of the class

@FranBellic 3 ай бұрын

Best comedy show powered by AI ever

@nascentcomplacence3302 3 ай бұрын

Love this

@KUWAITGRIPSVEVO 3 ай бұрын

Thank you stand up solutions! With your ethical slavery initiative I have the surplus time to join the creative gigconomy and dropship Minecraft hoodies and DJ at the airport on weekends!!

@TOYBOXTHEATRE 3 ай бұрын

We just bought tickets for the tour! Can't wait to learn more about AI and comedy

@Opr8rScorch 3 ай бұрын

I didn’t see that he filmed a special and thought this was a phenomenally elaborate bit.

@MyNameJeff.. 3 ай бұрын

This is Sam Hyde’s ted talk on steroids

@ihazcheese 3 ай бұрын

I'd say they're about even. Ain't easy comparing Fuji to Granny Smith.

@trash_bender420 3 ай бұрын

@@ihazcheeseI like the paradigm shift vid, but Sam breaks character and laughs about every other 45 seconds. This really is like a fully evolved and rehearsed version, but the writing is way better and funnier too.

@ihazcheese 3 ай бұрын

@@trash_bender420 Isn't it fair to say the maniacal laugh is part of his signature? I haven't watched it in a long while but if I remember correctly he had the psychotic laugh down by that point in his character development.

@trash_bender420 3 ай бұрын

@@ihazcheese naw I was referring specifically where you can tell he is laughing and breaking character. Don't get me wrong, the shit he is saying is so funny that any mortal would have trouble not laughing. I'm simply saying Connor O'Malley is no mere mortal, he does not break character ONCE and that makes him a much better comedian

@dylanwesley3964 3 ай бұрын

Except Conner is 10x funnier than Sam Hyde.

@Turtlpwr 3 ай бұрын

Amazing special

@tonywords6713 3 ай бұрын

This man is on another level

@flexor212000 3 ай бұрын

How he says "Government Applications"

@leethax100 3 ай бұрын

This is so solid

@socialismo52 2 ай бұрын

I can never understand this guy's body type. Everytime I see him it's like he is smuggling pillows in his shirt or is wearing the Producer's body suit from Tropic Thunder. Like I wouldn't be surprised if he either deadlifts 500 lbs or just eats burgers in his car regularly. Very funny guy.

@diets_ 3 ай бұрын

been thinking bout that special

@ALED-tk4gm Ай бұрын

1:19 tescos in Wisconsin?

@VeryDumbIdiot 3 ай бұрын

this was so good youre the funniest guy when will they give you the award you deserve, and a CASH PRIZE?!

@user-cr4jc6ei5e 2 ай бұрын

This is too real to be comedy!

@PowerBottom3000 3 ай бұрын

it's giving Paradigm Shift and i like it

@Dawai-ds5jn Ай бұрын

You could make full length films man, bring good comedy back. Hope you get the resources you need to keep bringing smiles, shock and horror to people.

@jj680l 2 ай бұрын

Thanks for listening to my TED talk.

@Cyranek 3 ай бұрын

the future is now

@letthatsinkin4913 3 ай бұрын

managed democracy at its finest!

@kghesquiere 2 ай бұрын

Hey Conner could you ask KENN what the best magazine or subscription periodical is best to goon to these days? is there any Marge and Janice ones cuz im gunna need em im so goddam scared about hippacolips right now

@XHermsx Ай бұрын

Awesome

@driiifter Ай бұрын

We take all that information, bucko.

@dangerdangerTrapeze 3 ай бұрын

really fantastic

@BKUltraOfficial 3 ай бұрын

absolute genius

@platonicbazookamanjoe3134 3 ай бұрын

epstein

@solharv7817 3 ай бұрын

This character exists inside the Deus Ex universe

@legtit132 Ай бұрын

Beautiful

@managut 2 күн бұрын

💯💯💯

@hughjass69702 2 ай бұрын

Can we get this clip sped up like tasty time vids?

@allouttabubblegum1984 10 күн бұрын

Subbed!🎉

@jjhassy 3 ай бұрын

more business oriented version of 2070 Paradigm Shift

@no_mnom 3 ай бұрын

You're incredible

@geoffkohoutek5267 3 ай бұрын

literally the next steve jobs

@YeloPartyHat 3 ай бұрын

Funny but this may be the future!

@millsykooksy4863 2 ай бұрын

This is so fucking hilarious

@altusshow7574 12 күн бұрын

The "welcome to Portage County" sign looks oddly like Ohio. Im sure its just a random shape they selected beacuse the shape outs people at ease....

@lnception 3 ай бұрын

The future is upon us

@greghann7451 3 ай бұрын

Omg this was so funny!

@dl-zf9dj 3 ай бұрын

❤

@wolfcatwithagun 2 ай бұрын

Cawlments for the AI algo

@Zerophoenix1 3 ай бұрын

conneerrrr da best

@StoneBalogn 3 ай бұрын

The positivity force has paved the path to bi-partisan gooning

@Ellz66 Ай бұрын

You have Tesco in the US?

@matthewcampbell3330 Күн бұрын

Nah

@CartoonishVillainy 3 ай бұрын

Conner fuckin rox

@ShinraXSoldier 3 ай бұрын

Yesss

@christiansenator 20 күн бұрын

Who's "we" lol

@siobhan5486 3 ай бұрын

Conner goat 🐐

@qvindtar 3 ай бұрын

Yo you chose the wrong clip art for Portage County (the nametag on the slide). That's the Ohio Portage county logo, not the Wisconsin Portage County.

@jamalsalads 3 ай бұрын

HE NOT LIKE US HE NOT LIKE US HE NOT LIKE US 👍

@freebasedog 2 ай бұрын

GOAT

@headcrabn5347 3 ай бұрын

President of super-earth, Yeti Bearback III

@JonWillis9 3 ай бұрын

the pants man what's going on inside of there I must know

@oggiggs 3 ай бұрын

This is like if Steve Orenthal Glover was actually funny

@treyebillups8602 3 ай бұрын

This special made me so beautifully uncomfortable

@HairballPictures 3 ай бұрын

this is still somehow unbelievably loud on the lowest volume

@Padlock_Steve 3 ай бұрын

still cant tell if this was a real crowd or just laugh tracks over mannequins

@lilbabydoodoo 3 ай бұрын

doesnt waste one second

@theonlyron 3 ай бұрын

BETTER THAN ME! YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME! A THOUSAND YEARS OF BLOOD SO YOU MAY LIVE FOREVER!

@markarwashan5422 3 ай бұрын

Lol this is one the endings to deus ex

@bohdanvakulenko4266 3 ай бұрын

The only true ending

@user-is2mj2ig4v 3 ай бұрын

is he wearing a fat suit or he really built like that?

@TheSovietSanta 3 ай бұрын

connnnnnnnnnerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

@coldsleepingcreature 3 ай бұрын

This special made me gay for 5G

@chipsandicecream7896 3 ай бұрын

I came here for minions squad and I am severely disappointed

@TACT1LE 15 күн бұрын

It's gonna be extremely awkward for all of these registered voters and for the AI candidates once Corey comes into power. Corey exists outside of space and time. He's gonna do away with all this "election" nonsense. That's all goin' away.