Grading EVERY Girl Scout Cookie!

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4 ай бұрын

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@Mr2MuchJuice4U 4 ай бұрын

We was gon have beef if you knocked my Samosas 🤣🤣🤣

@geekymetalhead5112 4 ай бұрын

Samoas are overrated asf

@TraGamer1606 4 ай бұрын

You're overrated lol@@geekymetalhead5112

@LeftButtCheek 4 ай бұрын

@@geekymetalhead5112 you're overrated asf

@nickellis5868 4 ай бұрын

They’re overrated ngl

@OneDrewThree 4 ай бұрын

@geekymetalhead5112 watch your mouth lmao

@sara_c907 4 ай бұрын

"Feels like a guilt free cookie." Now it makes sense why I can inhale an entire sleeve all by my lonesome.

@geekymetalhead5112 16 күн бұрын

My big backed ass would devour a box after some green leaf pregame, if ya gnomesaying 🍀

@Theautisticgent 4 ай бұрын

Finally, someone put respect on lemon ups

@chrisketchum8042 4 ай бұрын

Yessir. Those are my go-to's.

@richardnyahoe8172 4 ай бұрын

Facts Thun!!!!

@ChiefKillaCue 4 ай бұрын

Aye those go hard I support them all day long

@halobat64 4 ай бұрын

Glad to see other people with good taste in cookies

@Yx_Shorty_xY 4 ай бұрын

Wait, they’re people that don’t?

@BlimpCityFeeder 4 ай бұрын

Trefoils warm buttery flavor is timeless. To each their own, great video.

@kallen868 4 ай бұрын

😋

@Berlography 4 ай бұрын

Perfect w coffee ☕

@SugaRumBrown 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, he's crazy to hate on a plain shortbread cookie😢😂

@Mostie-ev7oh 3 ай бұрын

Perfect with vanilla ice cream.

@DatBoii2Dizzy Ай бұрын

@@SugaRumBrown that’s what I’m saying But again to each their own 😇

@Dontreadme 4 ай бұрын

It's covered in scabs lmao 🤣

@undeade.t7044 4 ай бұрын

Damn straight you better put some respect on Somoas !

@jaylene.turner6524 4 ай бұрын

Love the shortbread cookies!

@kallen868 4 ай бұрын

Me too!

@malstarrainbow 4 ай бұрын

Me three 😂😂😂

@ms.cherry 4 ай бұрын

Peanut butter patties aka tagalongs for the win for me 🏆

@billaubin14 4 ай бұрын

Glad they went back to the classic tagalong name. Otherwise it's just like every other cookie not from the campgrounds 😂

@keoshamack3801 4 ай бұрын

"Big body Snack Daddy".....!🤣😂😆 I can't even make it pass the Intro!😆😂🤣

@SimplyComplicated1222 4 ай бұрын

How can you do Trefoils cookies like that??? You needed some milk with them . 🤣🤣🤣🤣Those are my favs. And the Dos-See- Dos.

@ruth80809 4 ай бұрын

I told you, THIN MINTS SLAPS!

@stefanmarchione6757 4 ай бұрын

Dollar Tree has Thin Mint "dupes" that are just as good as the Girl Scout version 🤭🤫 🍪

@TDub_ADV 4 ай бұрын

@@stefanmarchione6757Wal-mart does too in their "great value" brand. They also have a version of the tagalong/peanut butter patty as well. Both cookies are bangers.

@stefanmarchione6757 4 ай бұрын

@@TDub_ADV Ok, I don't have a Walmart anywhere near me; I live in NYC 🗽 so we have a LOT of Target 🎯 here 👍😁 DT by me RARELY even has it! 😑

@danieltucker632 4 ай бұрын

@@stefanmarchione6757👀

@downer9099 4 ай бұрын

Nah

@bustaplays9202 4 ай бұрын

The disrespect to Trefoils will NOT be tolerated!

@sunnydaze3131 4 ай бұрын

It mutes the taste.

@Dimlighterrr 4 ай бұрын

Woah aye chilllll I died when he said the toffee cookies was "beat to shi" 😂😭

@leemullins2928 4 ай бұрын

Them samosas got me hooked 🤤💯❤️🔥

@RealTF2Pyro 4 ай бұрын

I love Adventurfuls, they’re my favorite

@michelletree8273 4 ай бұрын

My favs also😊

@MamotteLollpop123 4 ай бұрын

When I was in Girl Scouts, I loved thin mints. But I’m still mad at them for discontinuing lemon coolers. 😭

@SugaRumBrown 4 ай бұрын

Oh wow, the powdery ones?

@MamotteLollpop123 4 ай бұрын

@@SugaRumBrown YES!

@SugaRumBrown 4 ай бұрын

@MamotteLollpop123 ggiirrlll, those were good, I was just out of HS. When they came out, then Savannah Smiles came after, damn I'm old lmao🤣

@MamotteLollpop123 4 ай бұрын

@@SugaRumBrown Don’t worry im old too. 😂 I ate so many of those lemon cookies 🍪 🍋

@SugaRumBrown 4 ай бұрын

@MamotteLollpop123 Same🤭❤️ and I loved my thin mints in the freezer. Back to Nature has a thin minty cookie that is a great substitute, better ingredients, and cheaper

@iliketocomment8144 4 ай бұрын

Girl Scout cookies have been around forever and we’re a spoiled society at this point. The cookie isle and bakeries have surpassed them making them a thing of the past. They have become overrated overtime. R.I.P. 🕯️

@chuck32504 4 ай бұрын

It is because they use Palm Oil now over actual butter. They used to be all butter before 2020. They are ok but not great anymore.

@SugaRumBrown 4 ай бұрын

@chuck32504 And more artificial sh** for better self life and mass production, of course smh, these are the times

@chuck32504 4 ай бұрын

They went to Palm Oil from Butter back in 2020 for costs and now they are replacing sugar cane sugar with corn syrup. Not all of them have corn syrup just the ones with more expensive ingredients to keep the cost down per box like the Somoas. The taste is still good enough to eat a box but it is nothing to go out of your way anymore for unless it is the Lemon Ups. Fun Fact - Lemon Up's are the only ones left that still use real butter over Palm Oil. So if you want to taste what they were really like before 2020 eat the lemon up's with real butter.

@SugaRumBrown 4 ай бұрын

👍🏾

@frankm.5505 4 ай бұрын

The “Samoas” by me have always been called “Caramel Delights” on the packaging and still is. I live on the West Coast, so maybe that’s why they’re named differently. They switched out to a wrapper packaging instead of the box like his too. They’re definitely the best ones though.

@derrickjenkins2455 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, I just bought some the other day in SoCal...."Caramel Delights". But I guess someone's feelings were hurt.

@NyNy-ly9js 4 ай бұрын

That's what I just said I remember them as caramel Delights. Not samoas

@gamingmom6164 4 ай бұрын

Yep I'm from the Midwest and they have always been caramel delights

@brandonstubbs4203 4 ай бұрын

Each troop has to get their cookies from either ABC Bakers or Little Brownie Bakers. ABC Bakers has caramel deLites, peanut butter sandwich, and peanut butter patties; whereas Little Brownie Bakers calls those same cookies Samoas, Do-Si-Dos, and Tagalongs.

@ewoksmith297 4 ай бұрын

Florida resident here, they were always Samoas here. 🤷🏽‍♂️

@jessarsenstudios 4 ай бұрын

Shortbreads are my go-to with a coffee break. So good with coffee.

@ebonimccain6988 4 ай бұрын

I still miss the lemon cookie that had lemon chips.

@NyNy-ly9js 4 ай бұрын

Samoas used too be caramel delights. My Fav. I like Thin Mints. And the peanut butter cookie if they still carry it

@SugaRumBrown 4 ай бұрын

Yea, Caramel Delights!! s*** am I that old😂

@NyNy-ly9js 4 ай бұрын

@@SugaRumBrown yup we are sadly😭🤣💜

@SugaRumBrown 4 ай бұрын

@@NyNy-ly9js listen, what a wild ride for our generation 🤣🙏🏾

@NyNy-ly9js 4 ай бұрын

@@SugaRumBrown I know huh 😉🫠💜

@jeanninegorden8142 4 ай бұрын

It's 2 bakers, one calls them caramel delites and the other samoas

@mattiewilliams1138 4 ай бұрын

When my daughter was in GS, the lemon cookies were called Lemonades, guess Beyoncé spoiled that😂😂😂😂😂 But those were always my favorite, freeze them and get 2 with a cup of coffee. Samoas were my second choice!!!

@mzLk47 4 ай бұрын

They still make lemonades, different troops have different bakers.

@cello3544 3 ай бұрын

I don't know why they discontinued them, but the hands down the BEST Girl Scout cookies EVER MADE were those Cranberry Yogurt Crunch cookies!!!

@drekafine8831 3 ай бұрын

I can't get over the cookie looking like a scab🤦🏽‍♀️😩🤣🤣🤣🤣

@BZizzle 4 ай бұрын

Love the ominous music in the background!

@ppitchford67 4 ай бұрын

Fantastic review! 😂😂 you killed me w/the toe nail feel, or something I was still laughing from the previous cookie😂😂 review!

@douglasthegolden Ай бұрын

Adventurefuls go absolutely HARD🔥🔥

@Blind_Sexy_and_Taken 4 ай бұрын

Smore and the brownie cookie are my absolute favorite. I never understood the love of thin mints.

@infrared6973 4 ай бұрын

If you love chocolate mint theyre really good and especially cold. I wasnt a fan of the smore cookies too sweet for me.

@Blind_Sexy_and_Taken 4 ай бұрын

@@infrared6973 that’s the thing I never understood about them. I’ve always loved mint chocolate and I would’ve thought that it would be a cookie that I would love but for some reason I have never liked them. My parents and my wife absolutely love them and they love them right out of the freezer as well.

@Foun_D_OnePiece 4 ай бұрын

Before he hated thin mints Now he understands the joy of eating one.

@user-wi8ly8sv2i 4 ай бұрын

He is hilarious!!! Accurate and hilarious

@whereisashleyryan 3 ай бұрын

Hands down, the most honestly descriptive review I’ve ever heard. Church! You are speaking to my choir baby!

@kelseysanders7361 4 ай бұрын

these cookies have not been the same ever since they changed the recipie

@laurenschenck5355 4 ай бұрын

OMG! My favorite thin mints and samosas cookies! ❤❤❤❤😊😊😊😊😊😊

@BinkyBinks13 4 ай бұрын

You should rank your usual fast food orders from different places.

@zaymason9917 4 ай бұрын

LEMONADES THE BEST ifykyk

@BrittanyLonardo6516 4 ай бұрын

It looks like it's covered in scabs 😂

@82mjoseph 4 ай бұрын

It look like it covered in scabs 😂😂😂lol😂😂

@DrewskiTheBassist 4 ай бұрын

Put the Thin Mints in the freezer and then they become god sense

@sunnydaze3131 4 ай бұрын

not for everyone.

@CamUniverse 4 ай бұрын

I’ve yet to find someone who likes the S’mores cookies as much as I do

@pancakeishere7139 4 ай бұрын

Right here 👋

@SinnotBad 4 ай бұрын

For any of you who haven’t tried the Toast-Yay cookies give them a whirl.

@E_Benitez_ 4 ай бұрын

Toe nail texture 😂😂😂😂

@PaitynKyraLynnislsndd 3 ай бұрын

It’s tree foils 😂😂😂

@bettydamnboop3030 4 ай бұрын

You had me at motivational a$$ cookies 😂😂😂. New sub🌹

@MeteorFalcon 4 ай бұрын

What's up with this tense as heck music lol

@jackv2244 4 ай бұрын

You saved the best two for last ❤️ to me the lemon ups are dope too

@laurenschenck5355 4 ай бұрын

Fantastic review! 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻😊😊😊😊

@roberthirsch876 4 ай бұрын

Gotta put cookie butter on the trefoils

@melissaveronica6230 4 ай бұрын

Damn near refreshing is always a top tier description 😅

@onlyinparadise4613 4 ай бұрын

I enjoy your French 😂

@Princ3ssCai 4 ай бұрын

The intense music made this so funny💀

@kpmuzic756 4 ай бұрын

A toenail texture 😂

@Billy_Kluth96 4 ай бұрын

The s’mores cookie is the worst cookie I’ve ever had. The medicine comment was spot on lol

@AlternateKek 4 ай бұрын

My favorite are the mint ones Sergeant!

@screechpryor 4 ай бұрын

Save The Best For Last samoas with the toenail clippings my favorite Walmart got some good knockoffs too for $2

@XXavv 4 ай бұрын

Thin mints is the GO TO for me

@artdogg50 4 ай бұрын

Most are pretty good. Overpriced yes, but for a good cause.

@plainbrownwrapper 4 ай бұрын

Scientifically accurate

@saltinawenchito898 4 ай бұрын

Almost broke a tooth trying those Adventurefuls 😮

@Kmoney20036 4 ай бұрын

"Oh, behave you"

@tiffany5626 3 ай бұрын

Toenail texture 🤣😂…wait, what??🤣🤣☠️

@Ry00146 4 ай бұрын

Where is my Toast-Yays 😭😭

@clarenceoverstreet882 4 ай бұрын

Probably not available in his area. I’m in Indiana, and I had to get them out of state.

@DevoneFlamez 4 ай бұрын

"It's like an Oreo Cookie w an Wherthers Original on it" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@shannondonahue4992 4 ай бұрын

Thanks a lot

@KcsFinest1 4 ай бұрын

He said they had that weird toenail texture! 😂😂😂

@user-tq7ek5ru6c 4 ай бұрын

Thank u for supporting the girlscouts because I can't give them my money anymore

@laughswithslade2033 4 ай бұрын

Missing a cookie No toast-yay on this list

@jackofalltradez 4 ай бұрын

Samoas shall have no slander

@stryfetc1471 3 ай бұрын

Lemonades is that deal!

@kaylamullins2410 4 ай бұрын

You didn't put the thin mints in the freezer!!!

@DroBreez0 4 ай бұрын

No Toast-yay's? They're the bestt

@ZCP303 4 ай бұрын

He's rating Little Brownie Baker cookies. Toast Yay is only offered by ABC Baker.

@tenishah7568 3 ай бұрын

Toenail texture 😂

@kyraely2186 4 ай бұрын

Thin mints will always be toasted

@jeanninegorden8142 4 ай бұрын

He is missing my beloved Toast Yays and the caramel chocolate chip cookie.

@kendramason1665 4 ай бұрын

Lol! Those Trefoils go really good in banana pudding. Nilla wafers suckkkk!

@jeanninegorden8142 4 ай бұрын

That sounds delicious!!

@BruteChews 4 ай бұрын

Just know the taste is different depending on the bakery they came from.

@EG1EzrasGarage 4 ай бұрын

Yeah my dealer was sitting outside my local Gun store. Entrapment.

@Matpit18 4 ай бұрын

Can’t wait for your next short about the Top 3 Best or Worst Girl Scout Cookies, bro! 😆

@slidecounter5813 4 ай бұрын

Toenail texture 🤣

@leemullins2928 4 ай бұрын

Literally just bought 3 boxes of my favorite today 🤣🤤💯❤️🔥

@ErikaA2582 4 ай бұрын

I only eat the Trefoils so I feel personally victimized by this video.

@darealtuddy4279 4 ай бұрын

He dissed thin mints before this video😂😂

@Mostie-ev7oh 3 ай бұрын

I like the trefoils simply because of their basicness. They’re great ground up in vanilla ice cream. Now I’m in Texas so our Girl Scout cookie bakery is basically owned by Keebler’s. It’s a bit different but lemonades from there are good shit.

@deebrown4877 4 ай бұрын

Tagalongs, Thin Mints, and Samoas are my favorites! Haven't tried the new brownie ones yet, but I want to. Some of the other ones are alright, but my top 3 are the ones above.

@samross8404 4 ай бұрын

Put the thin mints in the freezer

@aljek 4 ай бұрын

Ive never bought Girl Scout cookies and feel bad whenever I walk out the store and they ask. How much does a box run? In cali

@hoodmistressreloaded 4 ай бұрын

@@aljek Six bucks, which is how much I paid for some Do-Si-Dos last night

@stefanmarchione6757 4 ай бұрын

I'm in NYC 🗽 and a box of cookies cost $7!

@hoodmistressreloaded 4 ай бұрын

@@stefanmarchione6757 Gyahtdamn 😳

@thedailyembarassment 4 ай бұрын

Or trash

@amaraw9893 4 ай бұрын

I miss the Savannah Smiles 😢

@cindyconnors1064 4 ай бұрын

They have some french toast ones so dang good!!!!

@YoungDolan 4 ай бұрын

I guess it’s exclusive cause my mom got a box of the French toast one and it is delightful

@Brenzouttahere 4 ай бұрын

They need to bring back Savannah Smiles

@Youngmoneygettinmoney 4 ай бұрын

1) Adventurefuls 2) smores 3) lemon ups

@BrittanyLonardo6516 4 ай бұрын

You can never go wrong with getting a box of Samoas and tagalongs ❤❤

@maxine2564 4 ай бұрын

Thin mints and Samoas! Can’t go wrong. 😋😋😋

@alwaysjale 4 ай бұрын

Dosidos and thin mints are my jam

@volstar8 3 ай бұрын

You should do a top 10 list on cookies. Similar to the one you did on candy bars.

@thatguyronwaiters6485 4 ай бұрын

Dollar store got the knockoffs 😅

@adamf386 4 ай бұрын

Trefoils are unlocked when dunked in milk.

@MeteorFalcon 4 ай бұрын

Shiutout to samoas love them

@Omarxh3 4 ай бұрын

The fact he disrespected the trefoils hurts my soul but everybody’s taste buds are different

@UltimateGamerCC 4 ай бұрын

yup, Tagalongs or Thin Mints are my preference, i love Mint almost as much as Bananas or Peanut Butter.

@jonaskessler326 4 ай бұрын

It’ll always be Thin Mints 💯