Grand Theft Xanax

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10 ай бұрын

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In todays video, I talk about a grand barred out heist I did with a buddy - Grand Theft Xanax. I hope you enjoy!
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@TheGBLN 10 ай бұрын

THANK YOU GUYS FOR WATCHING

@toastyghostty 10 ай бұрын

ily goblin

@sultux3544 10 ай бұрын

hey gobby

@coyotecoy1399 10 ай бұрын

Ily gobby

@nates-phunk 10 ай бұрын

Goblin squad!!!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉

@Jai.money. 10 ай бұрын

So no ket merch I can’t believe u rn I missed my chance to get it last time it came out

@enhyx 10 ай бұрын

goblin fans be like: perfect timing ,i just popped 6 perc 80s, drank 12 pints of wock, and dropped 9 tabs of acid!

@tylerm0089 10 ай бұрын

bro what is a perc 80? and give them to me now,

@kiirez3770 10 ай бұрын

Real

@DSmokeBLoco 10 ай бұрын

@@tylerm008980mg Oxycodone pills thats what a perc 80 is

@vividaseye 10 ай бұрын

@@tylerm0089 in denmark where im at u cant get percs but u can get the 80mg oxy pills and i mean thats basicly a perc

@LOPHOAFRO 10 ай бұрын

An 80 mg perc dummy

@jackcolenso8449 10 ай бұрын

You know when goblin has to wait for the statute of limitations to run out it's bouta be a BANGER

@Beetle9Juice 10 ай бұрын

what i thought right when i heard that

@420moby 10 ай бұрын

i got so many crazy stories to tell to people when them statutes expire

@ant__perry 10 ай бұрын

@@AaronHarver-dj4yqunderatedncomment

@dr.nug7103 9 ай бұрын

I read this when he said that

@siryayo2.0 9 ай бұрын

I heard that and subscribed

@iheartcicada 10 ай бұрын

first night of college , smoking a joint and watching goblin as i’ve done for the last three years

@amck330 10 ай бұрын

Hell yeah

@MrShindiMember777 10 ай бұрын

Yessir what’s ur major?

@iheartcicada 10 ай бұрын

@@MrShindiMember777 Computer Science & a minor in Business Administration

@xletzyy 10 ай бұрын

@@iheartcicada hell yeah bro good stuff!

@stevengrabo 10 ай бұрын

You’ve just started, my friend

@hihello-jr1vz 10 ай бұрын

Goblin, I want you to know that you brought back that early 2010s feel to KZfaq.

@rohanschmitz5550 10 ай бұрын

Goblin. The xan went down the hatch 45 mins ago and the blunt is currently being pearled. Timing: magnificent

@dizzyishere999 10 ай бұрын

Hello fellow xan enjoyer 🤓

@mattlosonczy721 10 ай бұрын

If I was off the xan watching a goblin xan video, I would be a true peace, enjoy your time bro

@rohanschmitz5550 10 ай бұрын

@@dizzyishere999 man I just love forgetting the past 12 hours 💪💪💪

@sncts8132 10 ай бұрын

Xanned out myself off a yellow ro39 and half a white chiefin my med cart enjoy ur time Brethrens

@veryfrozen3271 10 ай бұрын

@@mattlosonczy721I don't do xans but imagine watching a gob video of the bar not remembering and watching it again brand new tomorrow 😂

@connerbranson2892 10 ай бұрын

Well I was gonna go to bed but now I realized I couldn’t sleep without some gobby truly immaculate timing

@iLikeRawmen 10 ай бұрын

What better than getting home at 12:58 am, getting ready to roll a bedtime joint then seeing a goblin video ripe for the watching while you do it. Impeccable

@Wehyamm 10 ай бұрын

Goblin never misses on the upload timing

@benignword8233 10 ай бұрын

impeccable timing goblin as always

@80glk5 10 ай бұрын

2 hours off for me

@Whoawhoa134 10 ай бұрын

It’s not even good timing. He could’ve posted this at 3am and you would’ve commented this

@daina4368 10 ай бұрын

@@Whoawhoa134 are you really alive if youre not up doing drugs at 3 in the morning

@Vediouss 10 ай бұрын

@@Whoawhoa134I bet you’re fun at parties

@MajoraEXP 10 ай бұрын

Correction yellow ladders are most definitely 2mg each, blue footballs are 1mg. Don’t go down this path lol it’s been 8 years and I still have issues from back then..

@jackhansen8516 9 ай бұрын

Ur right the yellows where a fatter 2mg bar so he technically was 4mg in not 2

@jackhansen8516 9 ай бұрын

The B707s where a a struggle for me around this time too. One day at a time man

@chrisfalx3251 9 ай бұрын

@@jackhansen8516 well I know that’s BS the 707‘s just came out not even two years now

@Laoboi2o3 9 ай бұрын

Glad I remembered correctly lol

@drehtabak1352 10 ай бұрын

Its crazy too me that you have such good memories of your storys. I had a pretty long bar phase myself, few years and too me its like those years are just missing from my life. Great storytelling , keep it up my G!

@exZaps 10 ай бұрын

Dude I have so many stories of my old xan days. You brought me back lmao, now 25 and married and have 2 kids. I got my partying done early 😂

@allidoisspreadfalseinforma7625 10 ай бұрын

"a pall mall if i had to suffer" lmao 🤣

@annaklassa401 10 ай бұрын

I had a whole conversation with my mom about how educational and helpful of a gentleman goblin is and then he gives us an 2019 style video. Let’s goo😂😂 also the signed tony soprano is so fucking sick

@Harryondabeat 10 ай бұрын

gobby with the impeccable timing as always

@jaimepolmateer9579 10 ай бұрын

I'm kinda new to Goblin still, but I love how well-adjusted and upbeat he seems while still delivering trip stories with enough accuracy and confidence to challenge the doubt his vibes give me. I only tried Xanax once. It was shortly after a friend and I smashed a gram or two of yayo on May long weekend and one pill put me into a coma. I passed out in his SUV, way back in the British Columbia wilderness, and woke up in his apartment from a complete blackout. Worked as advertised, I guess.

@JuanJimenez. 9 ай бұрын

U should be careful next time, some xans can be laced with fentanyl, much how Lil Peep died. Be lucky you were able to make it out alive, mixing xanax with anything is such a dangerous move

@jake-6015 10 ай бұрын

Going to get a juul pod was like storming the beaches of Normandy. I actually loled 😂😂

@WordsWithHector 10 ай бұрын

Goblin blessed us with this absolute beauty of a video

@bigfig420 10 ай бұрын

This ones going right into the goblin playlist omm, great story bubs love these older type of story videos

@sully7108 10 ай бұрын

Bro goblin u been keeping us fed, pine park episode today was fire this video was fire wake n bake streams been fire, goblin thank u and love u!

@motooppGTA 10 ай бұрын

" *Bring the children in were serving them* "😂

@motooppGTA 10 ай бұрын

Should make a tee shirt with that on it 😂

@MassHysterics 10 ай бұрын

@@motooppGTAthats a foul look 😂

@hahaaxd4041 10 ай бұрын

5:33 'Almost like a little bartard understanding'' I was laughing so hard when he said that 😂

@JVSTXN306 10 ай бұрын

I love watching your videos while I workout or play games. It’s always funny and makes the time better.

@iamgroot2887 10 ай бұрын

Pefect timing goblin, love the videos. Always a hoot!

@Hago259 10 ай бұрын

positively marvellous timing as always

@parkspersonal4392 10 ай бұрын

Gob been a hot ass minute since I’ve tuned in used to watch every and all videos over and over again and you havnt changed still just as entertaining absolutely love it 🔥🔥🔥

@DubYuhGChoppa 10 ай бұрын

I tried xans in middle school and realized i really don't like the part where you cant remember what happened at school the next day

@amck330 10 ай бұрын

Xanax at school is crazy, but real shit I would wake up text my girl and she’d be upset with me because I said some fucked up shit, I’d wake up with miraculous scars all over my body like I was in a fight 😂 surprisingly I never woke up in jail thankfully

@nickhv7765 10 ай бұрын

I remember when I took benzos at school I really was an idiot. i really thought I was totally sober. I was fucking around with some marker in class and all of a sudden it broke and leaking black ink all over my hands I even got it all over my shirt I can’t remember the rest. But when I came back to school the next day all my friends almost laid onthe ground laughing. That was the biggest surprise for me… I thought how did they notice 😂😂😂

@IronAxeGaming1 10 ай бұрын

Goblin I haven’t watched your videos in years but I’ve just smoked a fattie for the first time In months and just hearing your voice is a nostalgia trip. Thanks for the entertainment over the years

@editusername 10 ай бұрын

welcome back man!

@corleyroberson4575 10 ай бұрын

Woke up from a ptsd dream to a new gobbie vid and fire kush. Thank you goblin this helps a lot 🤝😁

@justsomeguymustache 10 ай бұрын

another great video man. keep it up, ive been watching your videos for nearly 7 years now and i watch just about every fresh upload, and i am always entertained. (probably because im always high as hell when you post)

@Nick21777 10 ай бұрын

Gob thank you this is about to take me back to the og xan story’s

@dannyphantom1854 10 ай бұрын

exquisite timing as always gobby

@The_main_Character. 10 ай бұрын

Gobbling my boy you truly do have the stories of time. Thank you for these

@joewhoson 10 ай бұрын

Thank you gobbling ☺️

@idontwannamakeagoogleaccou1033 10 ай бұрын

@@joewhosonall hail gobbling

@caydenaxe2108 10 ай бұрын

perfect upload time just got off work, love ur videos goblin been watching for 3 years now

@killamane_977 10 ай бұрын

Goat timing goby, I needed this

@voidinhabitant 10 ай бұрын

Was just stuffing my wood with pure fenti but goblin dropped a banger Perfect timing as always 🔥🔥

@thievery228 10 ай бұрын

You know it's a banger when Sam's involved

@joeybeckstead5104 10 ай бұрын

God damn bro this is a hoot and a holler if I’ve ever seen one 😂😂 crazy ass story, man

@jacobbeyga9581 10 ай бұрын

perfect timing for da bed time story🙏🏼

@REDACTEDFILE 10 ай бұрын

Damn we lived the same life off the xanax. Graduated 2016 so my entire 4 years felt like the crack epidemic but with xanax. Even i was hooked lol. Glad ur here with us still bro not everyone made it . Peace and love mane

@xmouldeyfartx2853 10 ай бұрын

HOLY SHIT. I got that peyote cookies rn. Gob always with the bangers

@Micelii 10 ай бұрын

This had me cheesing the whole time….. such a funny story and good ole times too

@xsx4396 10 ай бұрын

Been a while since i watched one of your vids but been subed since 2020, Love the content my man I can relate in much of these stories.

@fargo49 10 ай бұрын

Goblin please wish me a happy birthday 😪 this video is definitely making it for me !

@JohnHughesTR 10 ай бұрын

Aye happy birthday mate 🎉❤

@TheGBLN 10 ай бұрын

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GANGSTA

@user-cu3ds6cj2h 4 ай бұрын

@@TheGBLN W gobby moment

@manualim4522 10 ай бұрын

Gob coming back with a banger of the video

@connorvanwags4143 10 ай бұрын

goblin you’re on point with these uploads, but let’s get to the point we all want to see the notification for the gobcast first episode

@user-zp4zr5su4j 10 ай бұрын

Got all 3 of my favorite things, weed, nic, and alc and goblin drops this banger. Phenomenal timing

@Conman5130 10 ай бұрын

Immaculate timing gob

@cabbage7408 10 ай бұрын

I have to give it to you Gobby, this is impeccable timing, as always.

@batzcat 10 ай бұрын

Thought this was gonna be a bad night before Goblin blessed it bruh 🙏🏼

@slenderlopez 10 ай бұрын

Just when I was about to have breakfast 😂😂 perfect timing once again

@flyingcanada9498 10 ай бұрын

im not the only one who had a bartard friend who ended up getting sober, but now their voice and motor skills are at like 0.25 speed? i never really got too deep into bars myself (i didnt like the blacking out/amnesia/withdrawal). i was more or an opiate guy myself

@LockDOTspot 9 ай бұрын

Opiates will black out, give you amnesia, and has worse withdrawal...

@flyingcanada9498 9 ай бұрын

@@LockDOTspot Lol never said there was no withdrawal to opiates. The blacking out/amnesia is little to nonexistent with opiates/opioids compared to benzodiazepines.

@mrfox6662 10 ай бұрын

Just bought some thca prerolls and other thca goodies online. You're making my probation easier gobby

@dueler8281 10 ай бұрын

If you’re on probation THCA should be one of the last things you should consider consuming lol when heated THCA becomes Delta 9 THC which is the same THC that is looked for in drug tests I highly suggest you throw them out so you’re not tempted you don’t want to mess around with violating probation.

@mrfox6662 10 ай бұрын

@dueler8281 My probation conditions do not require drug tests.

@mrfox6662 10 ай бұрын

@@Terry.Mac. My probation conditions do not require drug testing.

@_kuhnn 10 ай бұрын

these bar vids r so relatable🤣 luv them

@Huntersmells 10 ай бұрын

Brooo i just been rewatching coke chronicles and u drop this!!! LESSSS GOOOO!!! Right as im in my laundry room(smoke room)

@nickblack6603 10 ай бұрын

Whats amazing to me is how many Goblins stories that i relate to lmao Literally was addicted to xans and opiates for 5 years. im a goofy white skinny kid who is 26 years old with multiple felonies lol Ide love to exchange stories with this dude. it would be legendary hands down

@SithLordC3P0 10 ай бұрын

My cat died 2 days ago, i was watching the newest pine park episode with with goblin, ive been waiting for a new upload to help distract me. Cheers my fellow crackheads, smoke 2 for my cat autumn 🍂

@penilewrinkle69240 9 ай бұрын

Sorry to hear that brother, much love

@Julian-vh6ze 10 ай бұрын

gob the tabs are hitting hard this timing is impeccable

@neotoxsin 9 ай бұрын

Bro I feel like your content lends itself to animated story telling so well cause how wild everything is 😂 you should make a fiver animator animate one of the old videos💯

@dizzyishere999 10 ай бұрын

PERFECT timing as always gobby. I'm barred asf rn lets do this shit

@Whoawhoa134 10 ай бұрын

Cringe asf

@Gelato41_ 10 ай бұрын

Withdrawals🤡

@Canadiangreatoutdoors 10 ай бұрын

Great story love this stuff mannn glbn 420 all day everyday

@aubreysharp7397 10 ай бұрын

🤣 man I barley seen the Xanax on the top of the video and I knew it was goblins post, ahhh shit, my workout is gonna have to wait this is peak

@kronicshit7896 10 ай бұрын

Just got back from ancrazy night out downtown and got that perfect timing 👌 goblin video in the feed.

@1ogpurrp 9 ай бұрын

Off the bar rn lmao this is hilarious 😂😂

@Loueys 10 ай бұрын

Goblin just posting at the perfect times 🙏🏼

@_yahro 10 ай бұрын

Just copped 3 carts at work and Gob drops this absolute dime to make my lunch break fenomenal🔥

@spaceboimark 10 ай бұрын

“2 busses, you could still drive the damn bus 🤣🤣”

@shitpostingsandwhich 9 ай бұрын

Some of the shit Goblin says is next level self-depreciation humor.

@RuthIess_ 10 ай бұрын

Gobby wobberson, immaculate timing brotherrr. I am a Xanax lord my self but Sam is next level lol

@levijamesvstheworld 10 ай бұрын

Needed a video rn thank you goblin

@alexrhodes6695 10 ай бұрын

With that intro you know it finna be good.

@redacted3776 10 ай бұрын

Saw the title and immedietely had to click on the noti, thank you for the entertainement mr gobby

@ryancc06 7 ай бұрын

this man will forever be the king of late night youtube

@o.e.saint456 10 ай бұрын

Love listening to goblin can relate like crazy

@Jeremiah_mcscrimbleson_VIII 10 ай бұрын

Immaculate timing once again🙏

@vineqar333 10 ай бұрын

Perfect timing. I’m sober but I love the content

@PumpkinInTheSnow 10 ай бұрын

Goblin posting right as i try to go to sleep now i gotta stay up 😂😂😂

@aaronsstoned 10 ай бұрын

i fucking love that you waited for it to be out of statute of limitations u smart as hell mane😂

@akazeek 10 ай бұрын

Needed this today ❤

@swiper-fox1283 10 ай бұрын

Yeah man those juuls had kids at my high school feining in the bathrooms. Eventually deans learned to sit outside certain bathrooms during lunch to catch kids

@MassHysterics 10 ай бұрын

Full time juul officers

@tme9369 10 ай бұрын

Gob love the videos man been watching for years now

@ShadowBeats1 10 ай бұрын

“he would hook me up with whatever he was fucked up on”😂

@aaronjenkins5567 10 ай бұрын

I’m stoned out of my mind and I need to watch another hoot and holler from goblin 👹

@nickblack6603 10 ай бұрын

when i was 18 i stole a 350 dollar bong from my favorite smoke shop because of xanax. I laughed sooooo hard at this lmao this made my day for sure

@ashtonhammond1302 10 ай бұрын

Thanks Goblin for the vids needed these to smoke too great stories.

@TheMethodGiver 10 ай бұрын

Exquisite timing as per goblin

@raider_x 10 ай бұрын

seal popped, joint being rolled, chinese food finished. timing immaculate

@damonfranklin1351 10 ай бұрын

Goblin bruh😂 mans talked to his lawyer before he could put this one out

@X1ZR 10 ай бұрын

Every Goblin video is a banger🔥💯

@Illmatic881 10 ай бұрын

Don’t think you could’ve picked a worse title for KZfaq to push out… I love it

@Pluggnblover 10 ай бұрын

I’m tripping off the night time syrup and it do got da dxm ima fall asleep to this thx goblin🙏🙏🤯🤯🗿

@Dylaneav 10 ай бұрын

been watching since the og first time smoking weed. fucking crazy to see how far you came man keep the shit up 💯!!!!

@xletzyy 10 ай бұрын

great timing!! 6 years strong bro

@markustherogue2413 10 ай бұрын

This man really shouldnt go back to court anytime soon after this😂

@smeefbeef367 10 ай бұрын

One of the best stories ever, kinda surprised y’all didn’t get caught tho tbh

@Curtis.Carpenter 10 ай бұрын

For real I mean if there was no one in the shop and it's a strip mall in a residential area you would think a single person would clearly recognize a Cor put together 2 and 2 considering he said that they lived so incredibly close or at least his body dead That they might as well have just walked over there. Then again I've heard of some equally or much more ridiculous stories and I know that they are in fact true so I definitely understand it's possible.