The Xanax Catastrophe

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In todays video, I talk about the ultimate xanax catastrophe. I hope you enjoy!
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@TheGBLN 2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget to check out the two videos on my second channel - bit.ly/3B8cQ4E I hope you all enjoy this video! Thanks for the love lately :)

@contentdeleted4978 2 жыл бұрын

1st

@CameronVSO 2 жыл бұрын

2nd and what game is this?

@LokaVision 2 жыл бұрын

what game is this?

@NCKBKR 2 жыл бұрын

@@LokaVision back 4 blood, same people who made left 4 dead

@NCKBKR 2 жыл бұрын

@@CameronVSO ^

@orionthatman9390 2 жыл бұрын

Bro the fact that they mission impossibled that shit while barred out is literally insane 💀

@dannyboy643ify 2 жыл бұрын

Panic mode initiated

@ZurikanFX7 2 жыл бұрын

Fake ass story lmao

@eluhaj04 2 жыл бұрын

@@ZurikanFX7 nah, you must just have nothing going on in your life.

@rheziii 2 жыл бұрын

@@ZurikanFX7 no ur life is just boring

@doperuns 2 жыл бұрын

@@ZurikanFX7 just go out and do shit, not that uncommon to hear abt the type of shit goblin does bro haha

@shrikkz4161 2 жыл бұрын

This is a certified suburban classic

@twigtwigtwig 2 жыл бұрын

you already know it’s gonna be a wild ride when goblins barred out

@RuthIess_ 2 жыл бұрын

Bar’d***

@davidlaw39 2 жыл бұрын

@@RuthIess_ that's not English bro😂 he said it right, get lost.

@LouuDawg 2 жыл бұрын

@@RuthIess_ shut. up

@BlekJamal 2 жыл бұрын

@@LouuDawg *shu’t up

@LouuDawg 2 жыл бұрын

@@BlekJamal literally 🤣😭

@00maniacmanny00 2 жыл бұрын

"He's gutting the blunt with precision like he's in Squid Game" lmao

@fuckboi_killa 2 жыл бұрын

If only you guys knew that the PSU is like the cheapest component of a computer

@YellowPenetrator 2 жыл бұрын

@Alex Skarlatos but they could have told the dad and offered to pay for the broken parts

@user-zf1tu6zw6q 2 жыл бұрын

Yea but a fried psu can ruin everything

@watersnortmoment3734 2 жыл бұрын

Probably fried a lot of the other parts

@flamebreaker7318 2 жыл бұрын

@@YellowPenetrator you don’t know what kinda dad it was man could’ve been the type to beat him for it

@Ct11223 2 жыл бұрын

well they were also barred out which doesn’t make u think too much about what you’re doing

@MrLukejosh 2 жыл бұрын

5:49 you know goblin in the zone when he corrects himself after being correct

@AlfonsoCasasOropeza 2 жыл бұрын

Goated details lmao

@jackhamey659 2 жыл бұрын

briliant

@AJ11OH-IO 2 жыл бұрын

I've dealt with anxiety due to a rare skin issue etc growing up. At 17 i was taking 2 bars a day. By the time i was 25 i was taking 10 to 12 bars a day just to feel right. I quit and was told later this was stupid because i quit cold turkey and had seizures daily and my head spinning, spacey, not able to coordinate anything like shooting hoops or speech. Im glad its over tho. They are so dangerous and addicting.

@fireteammichael1777 2 жыл бұрын

10 - 12!?!?! Omg brother, I don't envy what you went through, and glad you're ok & overcame that shit! DEFINITELY dangerous and addictive!

@AJ11OH-IO 2 жыл бұрын

@@fireteammichael1777 Thanks brother and yes its much better without them now. I had multiple seizures and my head was spinning for weeks which made it so hard to engage in conversation or even want to. I was so scared of dying since i heard those and Alcohol are the only 2 withdraws that can kill you. Thanks again my friend and i hope only good things for you

@BigBodyBiggolo 2 жыл бұрын

Lol i never been a barhead but 12 a day to 0 is insane, you must have some crazy discipline

@davidbarnes4742 Жыл бұрын

Yea I had to quit taking them as well. The withdraws are awful

@AJ11OH-IO Жыл бұрын

@@BigBodyBiggolo Man I honestly don't think I would have been able to if I didn't get help for 10 days but even when I got home after 10 days, I was still a mess in the head. Confused, lack of awareness and extreme anxiety. It must have been 2 months before I felt almost normal again etc. I never did it to get high either. I have always had anxiety from a rare skin condition that cause social anxiety when I was around 12. Taking them as I was was gonna shorten my life one way or another and who knows what people put in them now so it's not worth it but I'm glad I got the help I needed then and after. Thanks 🙏

@uggadugga6833 2 жыл бұрын

“Look dude it’s spinning man” but I’m dead🤣🤣🤣

@BWADaniel 2 жыл бұрын

My Xanax phase went so hard, they started calling me Xaniel instead of Daniel 😂

@blueghost53 Жыл бұрын

Omm they told me damn Daniel back with the xans instead of vans 😂😂

@Beavisofficial 9 ай бұрын

Are "they" in the room with us right now Daniel??

@kevinbond8966 Ай бұрын

@@Beavisofficial Xaniel*

@Beavisofficial Ай бұрын

@@kevinbond8966 nobody calls him that

@dkilla3513 2 жыл бұрын

The absolute perfect timing

@charlesprobst2600 2 жыл бұрын

perfect fucking timing

@mattpeterson7452 2 жыл бұрын

BOOM, Perfect timing!

@Logan.Courreges 2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@j.d.c.777 2 жыл бұрын

Pretty much

@Eadadong 2 жыл бұрын

I’m sayin

@MrEnterbox 2 жыл бұрын

That bud and xan synergy is so real lmao

@SavCity650 2 жыл бұрын

Synergism!!

@Ganun7 2 жыл бұрын

add a beer or two shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

@rheziii 2 жыл бұрын

@@Ganun7 shiiiiiiiiiiiittttt prison😍

@elitewarrior0076 2 жыл бұрын

@@Ganun7 fuck that don’t drink on xans

@larrytate1657 2 жыл бұрын

@@Ganun7 no need

@kodojow22 2 жыл бұрын

Knowing how a pc works now would’ve helped a lot 😂 could’ve spent $60 on a power supply and replaced it

@szycho 2 жыл бұрын

That's what I'm sayin💀

@nicksalvatore5717 Жыл бұрын

@@szycho if soda poured on the power supply it could’ve fried all the components inside

@coldbloodedexotics5057 2 жыл бұрын

it’s kinda wild how he posts only when it’s the best time. crazy party happened tn come home to a goblin party fucked uppp can’t be better

@natalies7360 2 жыл бұрын

same

@adamsandler8458 2 жыл бұрын

My mans coulda just got a new power supply but was so barred out that he wanted to buy a new pc 😭

@professoroak1920 2 жыл бұрын

his dad probably realized it was an accident, and accepted you guys replacing the whole computer as your punishment

@johnnyheat3123 Жыл бұрын

You love a close call story like this man, had a lot myself and it’s incredible when it all pans out.

@jessesam2539 2 жыл бұрын

Perfect timing as always

@mfgamzini5188 2 жыл бұрын

Having the worst night I’ve had in a while. Thanks for making it better gobby

@Horsebandit571 2 жыл бұрын

The squid game blunt gutting was fucking hilarious

@emilianomontanez8717 2 жыл бұрын

Had me dead bruh😂

@Its_ZaLe 2 жыл бұрын

Just got off work. Wasn’t expecting this treat!

@johnthicks8568 Жыл бұрын

Xanax spelled backwards is Xanax.

@mumu4L Ай бұрын

no it’s xanaX

@dominicklogic9738 2 жыл бұрын

Love ya gob thanks for always pushing out the great content

@colechapin3554 2 жыл бұрын

I do zero drugs, Im debatably an alcoholic. With that said, I absolutely love this fucking channel. The content is in depth and having Goblin being completely honest/hysterical makes every video fucking gold. Cant tell you the amount of times I have rewatched the cocaine chronicles…

@luckylarry88 2 жыл бұрын

So you do a drug

@nicksalvatore5717 2 жыл бұрын

Alcohol is a drug bro. I’ve done mushrooms and cannabis, and alcohol is still the most overwhelming and powerful for me in large doses.

@stickwittaglocc7563 2 жыл бұрын

Alcoholic frr sayin alcohol ain’t a drug lol

@eric-qz7cr 2 жыл бұрын

@@nicksalvatore5717 what alcohol you drinking thats more powerful than shrooms

@lukel3985 2 жыл бұрын

so what you’re saying is YOU DO DRUGS. you are NOT better than anyone else.

@OuijaCrack995 2 жыл бұрын

For such a young dude, you have the gnarlyest best stories bro! Much love

@BigSausageballs Жыл бұрын

It’s 75% bs 😂

@johnkowal7833 2 жыл бұрын

Awfully good memory for someone barred out suspicious

@lufa7886 2 жыл бұрын

not really. i remember everything when i’m barred out

@jordansegall4484 2 жыл бұрын

One of the best goblin stories in a while 🙏

@its_ghost2123 2 жыл бұрын

goblin always comes through with the bangers

@xavierdixon8108 2 жыл бұрын

Always nice to see a new drop

@kam6597 2 жыл бұрын

Love you goblin thanks for the videos man

@deam0155 Жыл бұрын

I like how the final boss of this entire mission came down to 8 screws, and it was so difficult that implementing 4 of them was deemed impossible. Like coming up with the new PC, and learning how to swap the harddrive was able to be done. But 4 screws? fck it idk it's like an impossible rubik's cube, get the scotch tape.

@naydernn4725 2 жыл бұрын

Gob we have that kind of table too, got it back in the 80's, it's either smaller and circular or you push it out and it's more ovally and fits two extra people

@peytoncornett6493 2 жыл бұрын

This gonna be a hoot and a holla love you gob

@mr.pissedoff1903 2 жыл бұрын

“She took the bait.” Lmao 🤣

@ThatGuyPVTLeviDunce 2 жыл бұрын

Just got off work can't wait for this banger hell yeah

@Logan.Courreges 2 жыл бұрын

Goblin comin in clutch with yet another hoot and a holler

@leo8049 2 жыл бұрын

Me and my homie crashed his girls car on xans and we're so high we didn't even realize it. One of our tires went out and when we pulled over, two cars pulled up behind us and excused us of being drunk bc how badly we'd been driving around. I grabbed my backpack and dipped. My homie handed me the xans and weed before I left. He only got a DUI, no possession charges and I didn't get caught. I've never ran so fast in my life 😂😂😂

@BigDickDamage 2 жыл бұрын

I'm so messed up just spacing out listening to this man🤯

@AJ_myers420 2 жыл бұрын

Yo much love g keep it up

@ogmichaelbones 2 жыл бұрын

The fact that he bought a whole new cumputer but still worried cuz the old hardrive is wiped amazes me

@ext93 2 жыл бұрын

Cumputer... is that a PC dedicated only to pron? 😂

@samuelavacado574 2 жыл бұрын

Fresh outa work and whippin in forza while listening to this 😩🔥🔥

@kianvaziri6840 2 жыл бұрын

Time for another banger

@MINDDUMPUS 2 жыл бұрын

This is probably my favorite Goblin story. Big ups

@aaronbeckman9889 2 жыл бұрын

watching this at 5 am before work thanks for getting my lazy ass up goblin😂💯

@yournan5372 2 жыл бұрын

Goblin bro thanks for all the content you put out helps me everyday

@clipsconfidential 2 жыл бұрын

u should’ve bought the same pc then returned the broken one in the new ones box, works like a charm

@drswaqqinscheckingin7210 2 жыл бұрын

do this shit all the time, allegedly.

@roycephantom8563 2 жыл бұрын

I'll put a brick in the box and glue it inside somewhere and take that back

@ThePolerbearproducts 2 жыл бұрын

My favorite tradition is coming home from work for lunch and eating lunch and listening to Goblin

@xtremewolf3998 2 жыл бұрын

Goblin always got bangers

@JuggaloNY 2 жыл бұрын

Yo this shit had me straight laughing the entire time... good storytelling ability

@altaydilari2549 2 жыл бұрын

Goblin has blessed us once again 🙏

@BigSausageballs Жыл бұрын

With some more lies 😂

@joelmalligan1540 Жыл бұрын

@@BigSausageballs ^^

@billalsaid3787 2 жыл бұрын

A good way to start the day, greetings from Norway

@jtk344 2 жыл бұрын

Always a good night when your favorite KZfaqr post

@tommymunz8087 2 жыл бұрын

Goblin n yola the best storytellers on yt

@lickducker5906 2 жыл бұрын

Tanamongo

@carlosespinoza3131 2 жыл бұрын

Yesssir just scored a sack, and goblin uploads, finna be a Good Friday night.

@sylvanbrey286 2 жыл бұрын

Yesssssirrr 😈😈

@juliuso3454 2 жыл бұрын

Jus copped 10 carts 💁🏽‍♂️ gangggg

@dylanwood2287 2 жыл бұрын

Whatcha smokin on

@dandollas 2 жыл бұрын

@@juliuso3454 stop smokin that trash unless its from a dispo

@juliuso3454 2 жыл бұрын

@@dylanwood2287 cake cart dispo 💁🏽‍♂️

@randomnugget7750 2 жыл бұрын

A good hoot n a holler before bed thx goblin your always clutch

@stunnaman9 Жыл бұрын

I love your stories bro it takes me back to my come up

@LB-zt1js 2 жыл бұрын

Man me and my bro used to get lost on them Xans... hours would go by and we had no idea wtf happened or what we were doing lol!

@boyphobic. 2 жыл бұрын

Baked out my mind and Gobby comes out with a hoot

@trelll4257 2 жыл бұрын

along with a holler if you would

@shottyhottie 2 жыл бұрын

A bit late but hope you enjoyed! I'm smokin and watching now

@Pittaz 2 жыл бұрын

Gobby 😂

@darraghsean5682 2 жыл бұрын

Congrats on 420k subs my guy !!!

@AL-rh7ih 2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely marvelous timing

@wan786100 2 жыл бұрын

I’m literally crying this one a banger Fs😭

@Smugperson 2 жыл бұрын

So many expensive items lost, yet so many gained... xanx gents

@TheGlaabFather 2 жыл бұрын

Yo you need to make some merch with the Green Goblin holding a handful of them green beans 😂

@71771PAULTHEWALLOFSOUND 2 жыл бұрын

Ha haa i love listening to a guy who can tell a story, you're a natural at story telling, and with the game playing to was a nice touch. Definitely a sub from me bro, this just appears on my feed and I'm real glad it did. Ps did you ever actually confess to this years later?

@resilience.renaissance 2 жыл бұрын

When xanax in the title you already know its gonna be a hoot and a holler

@bryanherrera6689 2 жыл бұрын

Came faster than the police at white neighborhood 🤷🏼‍♂️

@Spaxes 2 жыл бұрын

already know this a banger

@TheKinji789 2 жыл бұрын

Another goddamn banger from Gob

@symmo4810 2 жыл бұрын

What a timing, just popped some benzos to sleep lol

@paulpete5184 2 жыл бұрын

@@rockstarrkato1573 lol u fiend out

@blinky4778 2 жыл бұрын

bro this shit made me laugh so fucking hard lol the things we think we are capable of doing when bared the fuck out of our mind lol

@Osiris-wm2kj 2 жыл бұрын

Gutting a blunt like he is in squid games?!?! That was genuis 🤣🤣🤣🤣 thats a instant sub for me bro

@ebtsoby 2 жыл бұрын

pulled it off boys good job, almost at 420k too!

@joakovids 2 жыл бұрын

Honestly that was his dad's bad bro, who thought it was a good idea to leave the CPU under a dining table that has an opening. It was a matter of time until someone knocked a glass

@luckylarry88 2 жыл бұрын

They probably didn't est at the table

@devinhughes8278 2 жыл бұрын

Got 150 mgs of codeine in Mt veins as soon as this dropped

@bn9969 2 жыл бұрын

Weak

@joelmalligan1540 2 жыл бұрын

Codeine sucks lol

@synapticreactions9056 2 жыл бұрын

Hydromorphone is the supreme opiate

@chancewheeler4108 Жыл бұрын

2:01 me-drops Oreo in milk goblin- “are you kidding me”

@dubtechnosessions3161 2 жыл бұрын

Put this on fully intending to turn it off after a couple minutes before i hop in the shower...not only did i finish the vid i liked/subscribed/hit the bell and here i am telling you about it lol A+ storytelling my guy

@jr_kulik 2 жыл бұрын

Damn we’re nearly at 420k subs! This is an epic milestone.

@spider3755 2 жыл бұрын

Lol you're apart of LGBTQ

@jr_kulik 2 жыл бұрын

@@spider3755 why you saying this?

@heroinfathr 2 жыл бұрын

@@spider3755 who gives a fuck lmao

@cheese6894 2 жыл бұрын

Got out the mental hospital to an absolute banger

@_RobBanks 2 жыл бұрын

Go on…

@cheese6894 2 жыл бұрын

@@_RobBanks chyu talkin bout

@banana6342 2 жыл бұрын

Less goo its goblin the 🐐

@fent 2 жыл бұрын

cant believe u uploaded while im trying to find something to watch

@EricGettingBaked 2 жыл бұрын

Literally just popped a bar before watching this noice

@EricGettingBaked 2 жыл бұрын

Not a good thing jack ass

@gavin4061 2 жыл бұрын

@@EricGettingBaked that post xan realization

@Mike-xd8ip 2 жыл бұрын

man if you just got a new power unit the repair would have been like 30-40$

@BoredReisu Жыл бұрын

Like my 10th time watching, n the “I’ll go to church!” 😂☠️ gets me every time

@iTzGeckoPrinz_T 2 жыл бұрын

This could have been 3 Stories but Goblin hooked us up!

@Billionaire1998 2 жыл бұрын

My best friend died yesterday due to a fentanyl laced xanax pill

@yankees29 2 жыл бұрын

That’s crazy

@ThePirateDjango Жыл бұрын

sounds like my high school experience... taking and selling bars, addies, weed, and oxy instead of school. Managed to graduate from both high school and college. Got an actual degree too, finance, not some bullshit. Fun times.