View part two here:

"Y'know, studies show keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun. That's why I own ten guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder"

Stan has the only proper reaction to starting a period piece series: protest going in, become invested to the point of shouting at the screen, trash the house when your favorite character’s love life is screwed with. Repeat.

Literally everything Stan says is gold... Which is probably why he says it.

This is basically every Season 1 scene he's in.

"Finally! A good reason to punch a teenager in the face, let's roll!"

"He looks like a woman!" Foreshadowing

“Road safety laws PREPARE TO BE IGNORED!!”

Dude he is both the most funny and most serious character. I want to know how they made such a lovable character.

I love how i thought he was naked when he scared the kids.

The "my ex-wife still misses me" part still cracks me up. I don't even think it's the joke itself but that he felt the need to tell it to the couple and how much joy he gets out of it.

“When there’s no cops around everything’s legal”

"Just bonk him over the head."

I love that old jerk. He's got a soft spot.

Stan:$20 I'll just take them when your not looking.

5:20

Hmm sounds like something a responsible parent wouldnt want you to do.....

I still miss gravity falls

My exwife still misses me...

11:36