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PancreasNoWork the kinda guy to walk down the stairs in slippers and a nightgown holding a candle to investigate a mysterious noise from downstairs

Archaon: You cannot possibly defeat me, “God King” your armies have failed you! Sigmar: You may be right that *I* cannot slay you ever chosen! But he can! *Grimgor bursts out of a wall clad in full storm cast armor while cackling like a lunatic*

Kicked Archaon right in the family jewels and told him, as he was writhing on the ground in agony, that the Dark Gods were gits.

How to fix the End Crimes: “Hey Grimgor!” “Wot?” “The Chaos Gods called your gods wimps! You should gather all the Greenskins and krump the Chaos Gods.”

If Grimgor wasn't an Orc I bet he and Gotrek would be damn good drinking buddies

Grimgor is the closest an orc’s ever been to depression. He weeps, for there are no more gits worth krumpin’ E: we must imagine Grimgor happy

Gotrick just sat on his ass somewhere in the warp weeping when he learns of Grimgor's death. Just sobbing "Why couldn't it have been me?" and a bunch of daemons all standing around watching and STILL too terrified to try and attack him.

"SAY MY NAME, SAY MY NAME!" Grimgor, most likely

I'm gonna refute Grimgore being a "pioneer" due to the fact he hasn't "died of dysentery." 😏

The Slayers probably figured that if Karak Kadrin fell it would be yet another huge loss for the Dwarfs. Slayers are motivated to die in battle, but said death would be to protect the Karaz Ankor. It would also shame more Dwarfs into becoming Slayers, and Slayers don't like when that happens.

This implies that Grimgor's kick managed to dent the Armor of Morkar in order to harm Archaon's balls.

"Greasus 'my BMI is registered on the richter scale' Goldtooth." I'm sick right now and that made me laugh so hard i had a coughing fit and nearly died.

I like to imagine the Chaos Dwarfs are the ones that named Grimgor, since in Khazalid “grim” means harsh or unyielding, while “gor” means wild beast. I can totally imagine a chorf overseer looking at this young black orc and dubbing him “Grimgor”.

You know, it makes one emotional realizing that Ordertide wasn't just the result of poorly planned mechanics in some videogame, but the actual result of Chaos trying to end the world if the fans had anything to say about it. The Endtimes are an atrocity.

Grimgor is da best. Dude headbutted Archaon, who has a Chaos helmet on, without a helmet of his own, and he wasn't even phased by it. The roight and propa Orc to follow to Waagh!

If I want to Unite the Empire in order to hold back the vile forces of Darkness, I play Karl Franz. If I want to shove Zhatan's head into the toilet and maybe knock down the not-so-great Bastion of Cathay, I play Grimgor.

"Nippon's lore starts and ends with 'They trained Clan Eshin' " lmao that was brutal

Grimgor becomes a summonable “saint” for orks in AoS. Spell name: Da bestes. Kicks Archeon in the goods. Leaves. Archeon bent double: “Hurgh. Every. Gods. Damned. Time!”

Grimgor with the Sword of Khaine has happened more times than I'd like. Mostly at my expense.

In Karak Kadrins defence, it is both a city aswell as the home of the Slayers. As seen in Gotrek and Felix, the slayers are willing to sacrifice a great death to save the hold. They fought tooth and nail to stop a Khornate hoard of all things from destroying the Hold, they would definitely do the same is Grimgor Fucking Ironhide showed up looking for a fight.

Malekith's interaction with Grimgor during the end times gives me severe Ork DBZA Vegeta vibes. "I know you're playing me, but you're right".

I’d love it if Grimgor showed up in AoS as a ghostly floating head that’s just livid about not being able to hit things.

I really do love characters who's entire narrative is being a force of nature rather than a character. If you can summarize their character development with the line "... and instead of killing him, it just pissed him off," I'm fucking sold.

I like to imagine the black orks are just fun-sized Krorks. Like the Chaos Dwarves somehow found and reverse-engineered one and made the Black Orks.

Me: " Eh, i have seen better" Pancreas: " He kicked the chaos champion in the balls" Me: "Grimgor is an absolute Gigachad."

Grimgor is da best "Kicks Archeon in the balls"

"The living brick that was Grimgore" God i love that description And boy would i pay to see Grimgore vs Ghazgul/meeting each other

The GrimLore caption gets a chuckle out of me, well played

Grimgor the real MVP because he was the last man standing in two different End Times... Also, in said latter End Times, he busted Archon's stupid helmet that was an artefact required to complete armageddon... which *technically* means Grimgor ended the entire endless cycle of the End Times and truly fucked the Chaos Gods

How much lore is there on exodites? Enough for a video? A mini video? Yknow the elves you love so much? But actually cool? Like on dinosaurs? Exodite video?

Ah, yes, Grimgore and his Orkhestra.

Everything about Grimgor makes me appreciate Crom the Conqueror more. This guy fought Grimgor Ironhide to a standstill while Archaon got his shit kicked in. I hope we see him in total war one day.

Grimgor, the Robb Stark of Warhammer. He never lost a battle, but lost the war.

Grimgor is just big green Sukuna when you think about it. Really really think about it. - he only lives to fight - he eats his victims - he’s undefeated - he’s always bored when he’s not fighting.

That bit in end times reminds me of one funniest bits from Marvel's Ultimates. "Hey Hulk! That fleet of alien ships? They just called you a wimp." *boom*

I’m in the middle of a ogre civil war as Greasus on my campaign and grim for is rearing his ugly head and coming for my mountains

This dude really did an Add Read for The Oregon Trail as if we didn't all play it in Elementary School Computer Class? An "Oregon Trail remaster with DLC" was not on my 2024 Bingo Card...but I shouldn't be surprised.

Now I need to see Ghazghkull go out kicking Abbadon in the junk so hard that he shatters his armor and undoes his evil topknot.

You know who else pointed an Ork at a different threat? Ciaphas Cain He had one big green boy and a bunch of cultists and he says "Kill them first, then each other" before handing him a gun.

Grimgor has that “I’m him, I’ve been him, I will continue to be him” type energy

Man speaks truth

Teclis: power word “ork” Archaon: power word what??? Proceeds to get kicked in the nuts by grimgor and his entire army

Orks live life like how I play video games. Hideously bored when there isn’t shit to brutally eviscerate and having a great time when there is.

The only people you hear laugh in either Warhammer series 40k/ Old World are the Orks.

I can’t wait for the day we get an Iket Claw video. I’d love to see how you treat the greatest mad rat scientist ever-ever yes-yes!

🎵You're simply da best! 🎵Bett'a den all da gits! 🎵Bett'a den anywun! 🎵Mor' orky dan anyune I evuh met!

I think Comissar Cain pulled the "kill them first" gag with an ork one time too

I can recognize that Kenshi Artwork anywheres! 7:53

My TW journey started in Warhammer 2 as the dwarfs. Grimgor will forever be the Bane of my existence

That fact that grimgor has made dwarves fear him, was the first one to successfully breach into a skaven under-empire and kill the entire skaven forces including their monsters, literally kicked archaon in the groin (he was armored and still felt it), and even gave archaon's third eye a black eye just goes to show how grimgor is indeed *DA BESTEST!!!*

Rip scarsnick my favourite gobo and completely forgotten

1:49 when all those brave American pioneers walked into the ocean

Fantasy or 40k; Orcs when you just want to have fun or something dead. Teleport by Teclis or thrown them at Tyranids in Octarius.

I just recently got into Warhammer from your channel and especially I’ve just gotten into playing Total Warhammer 1. Just beat my first campaign as the Empire and began my 2nd playthrough yesterday as the Orks as Ironside, so I was ecstatic seeing this in my feed, cheers Pancreas out here doing Gork and Mork’s work

Age of Mythology music, I'll never forget that game

It's crazy I can actually remember playing the OG Oregon Trail on the PC's in school, WOW the memories and my age!

I've been binge watching a bunch of lorecrimes videos. They're so fun to listen while do task. I hope you guys have more videos in the making.

“Let me tell you his story, in all its violent glory.” Brilliant, Blunt but beautiful.

I know it’s not lore accurate but I love grimgor so much that I made him into my army on the table top game

I remember playing the Greenskin campaign back in the first TW: Warhammer game. Was assaultign a Dwarf city and due to a .....slight miscalculation....my entire army ended up dying or routing. Except Grimgor who krumped all the remaining stunties all by himself.

DA BIGGEST AN DA BADDEST

*Grimgor’s iron boot struck the Everchosen’s groin with a resounding ‘clang’.* *To their ends, those who bore witness swore that Archaon was lifted two, maybe three inches off the ground by the impact, and above him the clouds themselves parted as the force traveled through his corrupted body.* *Archaon stood there for a moment, frozen, as Grimgor Ironhide bellowed his triumph, waving his brutal axe above his head. Frozen in shocked disbelief, surely, or sheer rage perhaps. The assembled Chaos horde roared threats, boasts of their fell master’s skills, or simply brayed with laughter as they waited for Archaon to raise the Slayer of Kings and pay this insult back.* *Archaon heard none of it, for he had fainted dead away.* *When the Everchosen fell, it was as a tree: there was no buckling of his knees, no desperate attempt to keep himself upright on his sword planted in the ground. He simply flopped forward into the mud: vertical to horizontal in a single movement.*

I'd assume the reason Teckless couldn't just teleport Archaon's army into an active volcano is the cumulative protective effects of chaos blessings. Mind you, Grimgor being the chosen of one of 2 Ork gods should also convey a substantial level of protection from meddling. While using all that energy expenditure to just fire off a magical nuke would logically be more efficient, if you can't teleport Archaon's army into a volcano, maybe you can teleport the currently erupting volcano's contents above Archaon's army. Upside down to hit faster. Followed by Portaling in a Kislev blizzard or 3 to keep the fumes on the chaos horde and cool the lava to trap those who withstood it.

_As da strongest boy, Grimgor, fought da git, da Evahchosen, he krumpt 'im roight in da ballz. Archaon shrunk back in pain, then Grimgor said:_ *_"Stand proud, Archaon. You'z roight proppa."_*

Seeing an advert for Oregon Trail of all games like it's new is trippy

I'm just here trying to gauge how to write a lore-accurate Grimgor Ironhide for my UEBS2 campaigns. So far what I've taken away is that his base stats have him woefully, uncanonically underpowered.

11:25 end times accurate Skarsnik lore

Now that end bit would be awesome, but I can name something just as fun: Settra curbstomping Nagash and permanently killing him WITH STYLE!

Love your Wh fantasy videos, startet playin Grimgor in my last wh3 campagne and found him awesome so, thanks for the video, keep em comin

Been looking forward to this!

That background music took me back in time!

I absolutely love the title dude, great work ❤❤❤

You fucking finally did it. Been waiting all fucking month

18:10 He's named 'Doomslayer' & willing sealed himself in Hell so he could fight strong foes forever, of course he's an Ork.

Throwing in kenshi art right while im watching a vid on one of my favorite characters in fantasy. love it!

Thanks man I’m drunk af rn and falling asleep to you talking to grimgore is the best

"Simply da best. Better dan all da rest." - Grima Turna.

I do indeed love a good WAAAAAAAGH

a video about that happiest orc in all of warhammer i need to watch

I imagine this conversation between 2 Dwarfs: -Any news on that Black Ork project? -Well, I have 2 news, one good and one bad. -OK, tell me the good one. -It worked. We managed to make bigger, stronger and smarter race of Orks. -That's great, how about the bad one? *muffled sounds of Orks on Chaos Dwarfs violence in the distance* -It worked. We managed to make bigger, stronger and smarter race of Orks.

fuck me got that 30 seconds luck

kinda wish there is a black ork equivalent in 40k. That would add more lore to the boys and give them a threatening unit in their roster.

The cheesiest strategy for Grimgor in Total war Warhammer is to use the Inmortalz Banner which stops your Black Orks from dying if their leadership is over half, then add 18 hero’s that boost leadership and watch them kill everything without dying. Even if the Immortalz has zero health or the models have been decapitated they will never stop fighting.

you're a king for this algo

Love you pancreas

Most Orks believe they can earn reincarnation if they have an interesting story to tell their gods when they die. If Orcs believe the same thing than theirs a decent chance That Gordrakk is just Grimgor in a new skin suit.

Yeah if an Ork Warboss, known for being particularly unsubtle and anathema to anything stealthy, wearing ill fitting armor, manages to sneak up on you. Whatever happens next you have earned.

Grimgor Ironhide is basically the Fantasy version of a 40k Warboss.

About that part of Malekith and Grimgor - Ciaphas Cain did something similiar in some little sidestory where he pointed an ork towards some genestealers and told him to kill those guys first and afterwards they could kill each other.

i feel like Malekith had that plan in his back pocket for a long time but this first he had orc in the right place to use it.

Remember the time Grimgor was an absolute scourge in Immortal empires for TWW2 where he just snowballs out of control if he is left alone? Great times.

I like to visualize Gorkamorka in AoS as Grimgor with Skarsnik’s head on his shoulder since he’s a two headed god.

Maliketh talking like an ork is the funniest image to me

WEEZ WANTS WAAAAAGH!

i watched this while higher than a slaanesh cultist and it does improve the experience

I think even the Dwarf Slayers have a limit to how many lives they're willing to throw away. The Krieg Death Korps in 40k were like that too.

haha just came across ya channel absolute crack up earned a sub keep up the amazing work

Grimgor is the reason why i like the orks in warhammer, all he wants is to fight and that is something i have respect, the fact he left due to just going bored is awesome

Honestly, I kinda wish GW would do another non canon battle report to story type thing. Even if it would inevitably suck I’d love to see what goofy stuff could come of it