Fool-Idiot ! You forgot the most-most important chaos god of them all ! The one-only fourth chaos god, the Great Horned Rat !

Battleships: exists Naval bombers: *Heavy breathing*

Not a warhammer 40k fan I'm just here to hear you talk.

He got the statesmanship from his other dad, Malcador. That right, I will make Uncle Malcador the life partner we can't quite explain to the kids yet.

How to the gods? Take a note from America and learn how to be a better logistics

I'm honestly surprised that you didn't mention his flawless carrier as persecutor in Nippon, and how it was ended by the Phoenix King finding a bullet in his shoulder.

Thr Expanse is probably the best example of how to justified Battleship in a Sci-fi setting, basically Torpedoes are getting so good and cheap and in space you bacially got unlimited rage due to lack of friction, building a battleship that carry tons of Torpedoes is better then building a Carrier.

Silly hats

Nova cannon. That's cute. You know what the Emperor's personal battleships' main gun was? Volkite. I'll just let you think about that. Yeah, pneumatic loading rams have been around since the age of steam. The slave gang loading is just stupid.

And now imagine he was called „Karl-Franz Konstantin“

Won't lie got quite suprised the grey knights was being nice to the eldar who went to get back the soul Stones. Odd but honestly wholesome to see

Such IZ DA POWAH UF NAGAZ

"We are not Mer!" "Confrimed. Not-Mer added to list."

may the Tyranids main brain and this random gravemind have some fun

you could say forerunners are taus but stronger better and faster-

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Nice use of FTL theme

Pay attention to the USS Eisenhower, some nerd. The era of the carrier is coming to a close.

A rear abmeral working out how to deal with missing shipping probably sees it as nothing conpaired to the logistic nightmare of ships sometimes finishing a warp journey before they start it.

The F-35 is much more useful than the F-22. We've made a bunch of them and handed them out to everyone. They're pretty great at everything. Not just, jack of all trades, but, like, king of all trades. The American military's tech gap over the rest of the planet is nuts. The F-22, is about the same level of funding and R&D poured directly into air-to-air conbat, and nothing else. We've never used one except for that balloon, because we've not had reason to blow up a formation of advanced jet-fighters. It's such a niche application. It'll probably never be used. NGRAD is coming down the pipes to replace it with a drone so it's not limited by human G-force survivability. Anyway, head-to-head in a dog-fight, an F-22 goes 50-50 against 3 F-35s at the same time. And it scales logarithmically. 2 F-22s don't take out 6 F-35s. They take out 9. That's why everyone hypes it so much. It's absolute unstoppable death on wings to anyone America doesn't want in the air. We've handed it out the nobody. The sheer threatening presence of this thing's existence is absolute American air superiority over anything and everything.

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Such is the power of Nagash

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I’ve seen several videos out there on Destiny vs 40K and I gotta say, those are enjoyable if for nothing else than thinking about how badly Guardians would dunk on 40K. These are immortal heroes of humanity who can be shot, poisoned, or disintegrated and brought back as if nothing happened. A single Guardian could take on an legions of Guardsman or a sizable army of Space Marines without breaking a sweat. They would body Guilliman and any Daemon Primarchs out there before hunting down the Chaos Gods to turn them into guns that they immediately forget about and leave in the Vault to collect dust.

As a veteran Rogue Trader: Buy the Power Ram. Love the Power Ram.

For real, though: what’s a nova cannon?

Gonna say that your videos help me fall asleep and I mean that as a compliment. Have been having trouble sleeping for weeks but the slideshow type of videos and your voice are perfect for it. It helps that I genuinely love what you talk about and how much you enjoy making this content.

Nah, Wurrzag Da Best

I feel like you can just take any Chuck Norris joke and replace him with a member of The Royal Blackwatch and not only does it still work, it is already canon.

5:33 - Damn, no comparison between Elementals and Space Marines? I suppose they aren't being referred to much in the games, but they are worth looking into. They are the supersoldier the maniac eugenicists of the Clans wanted. Each one is a walking bicep; when they flex one muscle, others have to move out of the way. They wear powered armour, as is tradition, but the average human inside the thing would feel like a child because they are just so goddamn big. Their armour is no joke, either; built to charge across any battlefield to *perform CQC combat against battlemechs* with a fist-mounted 'mech-grade laser cannon and a claw that can open 'mechs like sardine cans. Space marines might start asking questions about lost chapters, Elementals would start asking about melta guns and chain fists. And extended lifespans because goddamn teh clans are shit.

WHEN WURRZAG

Gloriana class ships are not banned from the astartes. They are both rare and bespoke to their original legions. Mostly they are held by first or second founding chapters.

The heresy started and ended with someone tricking Horus into getting stabbed

That mountain range that the Slann created btw... that thing comes alive when an army tries to move past its surface. So the Slann created a literal living mountain range to guard against the dark elves.

The fact I consider the best option is a god literally called Malice, shows how horribly bad the others options are

One small detail I would like to point out. Guilliman never said anything about not using Gloriana class ships. The only reason you don't usually see them is because each legion usually only had 1 (though some did have 2 or at most 3) and most of them were destroyed during the heresy. Most of those still around belong to First founding chapters (not counting ones owned by chaos like the vengeful spirit driven around the galaxy by abbadon) and those chapters who do still have them usually use them as their flagship. (I say usually because the Dark Angels do still have one but they jse the rock as their flagship because it's the rock)

Cain did the impossible in 40K, died a natural death.

Elgi Lover Scum!

Biggest appreciation for the horror of the Space Cathedrals was definitely in the Twice Dead King. Somewhat sad that this was not mentioned considering most of the book takes place in space being pursued by imperial ships

Astropaths are soulbound to to the Emperor, not Navigators.

Ive always thought GORK and MORK would make amazing knuckle tattoos

Primaris aren't Aspect Warriors, they are Heresy-era, single role, zero flexibility squads. Now that might _sound_ exactly like Aspect Warriors but there's a key difference: Primaris aren't filthy knife-ears that are responsible for absolutely all of the 40k galaxies ills which sort of gives them a free pass on the "needing 3 squads to do what a single Firstborn tactical squad can do" front.

Cain is probably the only person in the Imperium to bang an Inqusitor and not only be allowed to live, but keep banging said Inquisitor

So basically Guillichad was allowed to become the absolute blue berry he is because another group of blueberry’s ensured that Guillchad could get his eldar gf and the only thing he would fear was his mom’s disapproval . Mind you she told Konrad Cruz to stuff it where it don’t shine

The overall lack of effort that goes into this channel gives me hope that someday I too can make a living as a barnacle on the hull of some random pop-culture dreadnought!

Getter Emperor easily beats 40k

Yes i say that to myself every morning i wake up...

Nurgle. Gardening, cooking and chilling with friends.

Skaven are the best, hands down.

"One helluva rat problem" i wish. The skaven are woefully absent from 40k and i hate it cause theyre my favorite WH fantasy race