“I was with this girl” Literally everyone: *grabs popcorn*
@wiggl3s_8214 жыл бұрын
I could listen to his girl stories for hours 😂
@ringodoodles4904 жыл бұрын
•
@ringodoodles4904 жыл бұрын
@@faithfullymade2435 Omg they've been reunited
@oobernoober76174 жыл бұрын
Like, pass the soda Scoob
@rebeccakorn47894 жыл бұрын
True
@gav02805 жыл бұрын
Girl: slap me in the face Dan: uhh... no Palpatine: Do it.
@biraptor62055 жыл бұрын
Reaaallyyyyy? :3
@papajcina5 жыл бұрын
Blew it
@raininess5 жыл бұрын
X'D I actually laughed out loud.
@csesbino5 жыл бұрын
I knew it
@MrZZ-py4pq5 жыл бұрын
Chew it
@beaniebabie50315 жыл бұрын
Arin has chaotic bisexual energy
@Nihyre5 жыл бұрын
He is straight
@oliverock40925 жыл бұрын
@@Nihyre People know, dude, but the chaotic bi vibes are STRONG in his mannerisms.
@cgottschify5 жыл бұрын
so like a normal bisexual
@faun51415 жыл бұрын
cgottschify so they’re gay
@grantbrown90245 жыл бұрын
@@faun5141 they put straight in quotes for a reason.
@emperormelon83335 жыл бұрын
90% of this is Dan talking about girl stories (duh). 10% of this is Arin being confusingly bisexual.
@irkenpony175 жыл бұрын
Those are the best moments bruh. :0
@XTMARIO1015 жыл бұрын
And this 29:46
@RabblesTheBinx5 жыл бұрын
My guess is that he's a biromantic heterosexual. He can date a dude, but fucking is a different story.
@aj-ve1nt5 жыл бұрын
I think that he has as preference to girls, but he will kiss/date a guy :p
@sageywagey66685 жыл бұрын
Nieru wouldn’t that be bisexual and heteroromantic?
@Gobsnachaz5 жыл бұрын
Arin's impression of a crazy moaning girl is disturbingly accurate....
@peter9175 жыл бұрын
Well he's a voice actor and has seen many examples in porn so there you go lmao
@BeowulfNorther5 жыл бұрын
Gobsnachaz it's weird though since he's only been with one girl his whole life I mean in that other episode he talks about how he was with other girls but ehh, it seemed kind of dubious, but even so it was in HS and definitely not adventurous or experienced partners haha It's kind of cute that he never drank or experimented with anything, and was with one girl his whole life, he kind of like stayed his high school self and never did the college experience And then Dan was on pause til his mid 20s being a virgin and played catch up haha, but he's definitely lived life since then
@regularusername55165 жыл бұрын
@@BeowulfNorther well, I think Suzy is probably way weirder than people think
@nuttypop15325 жыл бұрын
How would you know (oooooooooooooohhhhh!!!!)
@loganoates66835 жыл бұрын
Regular Username Suzy is probably the type of girl who’s regularly rather sweet, calm and unassuming - but is a total freak in the sheets!
@MaxwellKasper5 жыл бұрын
In an alternate universe, Dan is married to that black girl who asked him out. Proud of you, Alternate Dan.
@spartanforce75 жыл бұрын
In an offshoot of that alternate universe, Dan is a successful Credit Lawyer and Arin is a part-time Taco Bell employee.
@LoveMyUnusual5 жыл бұрын
It's such a sweet story. :D I was looking for it for the longest, I'm glad it was in this compilation. Head canon: The girlfriend that broke up with him was the girl who left him for the ren faire wizard.
@artsyscrub32265 жыл бұрын
@@spartanforce7 Yeah hes an employee. Hes the manager, and somehow is still friends with dan and they support eachother. Thats my alternate universe
@devynmiller34955 жыл бұрын
But fuck you not alternate dan
@spartanforce75 жыл бұрын
Okay?
@AdelioNightstorm5 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine all of Dan's past girlfriends watching these clips going "THAT'S ME!"
@requiemforameme15 жыл бұрын
AdelioNightstorm “I’m the slappy girl! I’m the one forcing slaps! YOU FUCKING PUSSY.”
@MissPopuri5 жыл бұрын
If any of Dan's former girlfriends watch this show, they'd make the "tag yourself" meme legit.
@TF2Scout_YT5 жыл бұрын
Yeah no shit...
@bennycostello24725 жыл бұрын
I bet none of them watch tbh.
@the_chaotikiin66945 жыл бұрын
AdelioNightstorm 777 likes!? What is this madness?
@Xohadarc5 жыл бұрын
...Has this poor boy ever been with a normal person?
@rabidrobbie5 жыл бұрын
Normal is a setting on a dryer.
@seanfraser31255 жыл бұрын
Probably. They just don’t make good Grumps stories
@James.D.B.5 жыл бұрын
This Dude that's true
@loganoates66835 жыл бұрын
TheNoobofHearts With hair like his - it’s going to be a crazy relationship from the start! ;)
@padthai7545 жыл бұрын
Rabid Robbie got any more slogos from hot topic tshirts?
@JimesYT5 жыл бұрын
Arin: I kiss my wife every morning Dan: *AND FEEL NOTHING*
@mattpace10262 жыл бұрын
Based on some of the stories and jokes Arin has told, I wouldn't be surprised if that's actually true.
@chester7687 Жыл бұрын
@@mattpace1026 go away
@mattpace1026 Жыл бұрын
@@chester7687 What are you, 12?
@chester7687 Жыл бұрын
@@mattpace1026 no You’re just being obnoxious
@chester7687 Жыл бұрын
@@mattpace1026 if you don’t like game grumps Then why are you here?
@mariahgutierrez44815 жыл бұрын
Imagining a woman just going "Ugh fuck it I'll do it myself" and just starts wailing on herself while Dan looks on in horror is the FUNNIEST thing
@innik26424 жыл бұрын
Girl: “Slap me in the face.” Dan: “What- no” Girl: “Fine I’ll do it myself...”
@enerelmanlai52564 жыл бұрын
“I don’t want gona-herpa-syphilis.”
@thechugster11743 жыл бұрын
that sounds like a gundam
@memehawk123 жыл бұрын
Herpe-gona-syphil-aids
@curtisleblanc58974 жыл бұрын
*YO, YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND?!* "Yeah." *_OH NO! WHAT'S STEP TWO?!?!?!_*
@thalamusDecimation3 жыл бұрын
*LET'S GO OUT ANYWAYS. HE DON'T HAVE TO KNOW*
@curtisleblanc58973 жыл бұрын
@@thalamusDecimation XD
@alexanderhamilton63913 жыл бұрын
@@thalamusDecimation "oh don't he?"
@doritohub85703 жыл бұрын
awkward laughing then say “cool, I hope you two are happy.” Then walk away. That’s what I did lmao.
@nursenova33663 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderhamilton6391 don’t he. don’t he ever?
@hellstromarcus5 жыл бұрын
Dan's first date was called Jody? Their shipping name: Jewdy
@mozz82645 жыл бұрын
named*
@PETSEMATARYTWO5 жыл бұрын
my name is jody but...jodi
@parisd92965 жыл бұрын
😂
@sandman_20045 жыл бұрын
@@mozz8264 name*
@drcoxii20445 жыл бұрын
Ain’t that Dandy
@dreggsome5 жыл бұрын
"SO?" f r i e n d s c a n f u c k
@phillippeterson1105 жыл бұрын
Sure why not there's no reason you can't
@oliviagraber17854 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes they can. The first girl i ever had sex with was and still is my good friend and weve never been romantically involved.
@juanpablogonzalez85284 жыл бұрын
"Yo, you have a boyfriend" "Huh... yeah" "You want two?" Something i actually said once
@owensoto13734 жыл бұрын
Did.... did it work???
@juanpablogonzalez85284 жыл бұрын
@@owensoto1373 it didn't, but i ended up dating my friend who was witness to the whole thing some time after that
@owensoto13734 жыл бұрын
@@juanpablogonzalez8528 Legendary!
@lampsenpai43254 жыл бұрын
You are johnny bravo i refuse to believe otherwise
@Ph4ntomSp1rit4 жыл бұрын
Boi
@OfelieArt5 жыл бұрын
One of my uni classmates saw my friends and I talk about game grumps and she came up to us and was like "I had a friend who worked at a store(I wanna say a game store but I can't remember) and Danny was there one day and was hitting on her". Just makes me think how tiny the world is.
@pseudophori65415 жыл бұрын
Selarom Ogeid you can always make an exception, right?
@thequeerishere96625 жыл бұрын
damnit why am I never in the right place at the right time
@blameitonmillie55065 жыл бұрын
Damn it why am I underage
@emmahancock89115 жыл бұрын
Well SHIT
@wiggl3s_8214 жыл бұрын
@@blameitonmillie5506 i mean i would say same but I'm 21 and i highly doubt he'd go that low 😂😂
@warrenburger99075 жыл бұрын
Once, in middle school, a girl said I was cute. When I tried to ask her out she said, "No. I meant cute like a puppy." Not my best day.
@NoxArcani-z4u4 жыл бұрын
At least she said you were cute, you'll remember it forever.
@Lovinia13 жыл бұрын
Middle schools a horrible time to date anyway lol
@arthurmorgan8353 жыл бұрын
@@Lovinia1 Agreed. Wait till at least mid high school.
@adachy3 жыл бұрын
@@arthurmorgan835 that’s what I’m telling myself until high school 🥲
@pokaay31632 жыл бұрын
Suckers, I dont plan to date ever. Get on my level
@himbolover95075 жыл бұрын
Dan sounds like he is so gentle and caring during sex wow i love him
@SakuraMoonflower4 жыл бұрын
I want to do bad things to him that he would enjoy very much. XD
@oliviagraber17854 жыл бұрын
I hate to rain on your parade but you shouldn't be showering someone with praise over just being respectful to someone when theyre in an intimate setting. That should be the standard
@himbolover95074 жыл бұрын
@@oliviagraber1785 Of course that should be the standard! i never even showered him with praise what are you on lmao
@himbolover95074 жыл бұрын
Also i didnt mention being respectful, i said gentle and caring. You can be rough during sex and still be respectful, it should be common sense
@Stella070010 ай бұрын
Damn right I just want him to treat me to dinner and take me home and carress me and do things
@roseolivas085 жыл бұрын
15:30 God bless Arin for being so casual about his sexuality
@savageshot37235 жыл бұрын
I dont understand Is it bad if a straight dude wont kiss a gay dude?
@London-ke2pq4 жыл бұрын
Savage Shot nope it just means that they’re straight lol
@febbledebble4 жыл бұрын
Savage Shot Nah people have different interests and experiences. If you're cool with a guy kissing you that's fine. If you're not okay with a guy kissing you that's fine too. It doesn't always have to specifically be about sexuality.
@psychoticmortacarn4 жыл бұрын
Nope it's 2020 so if a gay guy wants to kiss you then you have to let him or else you're a HOMOPHOBE
@rossmanbossman4 жыл бұрын
@@psychoticmortacarn girl what the hell u talking about who tf says that???
@MetalVII5 жыл бұрын
I don’t wanna betray too much...but here we go.
@phillippeterson1105 жыл бұрын
So what do you want to betray
@jjenk9115 жыл бұрын
Danny's been with some crazy chicks.
@CruiserDynasty5 жыл бұрын
haven't we all.
@gryffonsi5 жыл бұрын
Bruh almost every girl is psychotic like that it's rare to find ones that aren't
@Dappis5 жыл бұрын
but crazy ones are the best ones especially if you like crazy stuff yourself
@gryffonsi5 жыл бұрын
@@Dappis not when they're legitimately crazy in a not so good way though
@lukedavis85655 жыл бұрын
They seem pretty normal to me
@themanager14755 жыл бұрын
@ all the people saying they still haven't kissed or dated anyone yet, date each other, cut out the middle man
@majormalfunction13135 жыл бұрын
if only it was that easy
@brokeank83065 жыл бұрын
Genius
@Nonaryfame5 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@wiggl3s_8214 жыл бұрын
Solid solution.
@Meepers_the_Great4 жыл бұрын
The Manager147 YES
@clevernickname80955 жыл бұрын
"I was with a girl one time" - Dan
@Mike_Ka-Chowski4 жыл бұрын
"'I was with a girl this one time -Dan'" -Ross
@kallenamos10855 жыл бұрын
"I could go both ways." - Arin
@vero-kd8vg5 жыл бұрын
What a bicon
@irkenpony175 жыл бұрын
“Could”
@MaTeiso44 жыл бұрын
He only said "I go both ways"
@MaTeiso44 жыл бұрын
15:28 "I go both ways"
@trentwebb5214 жыл бұрын
Don't fucking temp me Arin
@houseplant9015 жыл бұрын
I like how Arin basically says he's bisexual lol
@brutalrattle5 жыл бұрын
houseplant *cough cough* the Dclub *cough cough*
@marmarmarsmars5 жыл бұрын
Yeah I was just about to comment "Is...is everyone just gonna ignore that Arin came out as bi?" But then I remembered...it was obvious from the second he mentioned the D Club.
@rameynoodles1525 жыл бұрын
Was he serious about that? I thought he was just joking.
@FunkVT5 жыл бұрын
@@rameynoodles152 he was just joking lol
@MrZZ-py4pq5 жыл бұрын
Ew
@spoonyPrincess3 жыл бұрын
dan: "snatch" and "tube steak" are the least sexy terms for genitalia" also dan: "they have a goop chute and we have a pork sword"
@2sighkick2furious394 жыл бұрын
I was legitimately eating a KitKat so when Arin said "Break me off a piece of that KitKat bar?" That shook me deep.
@mochann11335 жыл бұрын
Funny how Dan had the feeling of "Omg I can't believe you didn't have a girlfriend when you were a kid that's so weird" while I'm 19 and haven't even kissed someone yet.
@UmpahUmpah6665 жыл бұрын
Crab Apple hey man that’s okay!!! You don’t have to get all your firsts done in high school :)
@97thedarkshadow5 жыл бұрын
hey i didn't have my first kiss until i was 20, there's no rush!
@risris.185 жыл бұрын
I'm in the same boat lol
@dattos1405 жыл бұрын
Do parents count i kissed my mom and dad tons of times
@joemama-tj6zi5 жыл бұрын
HAHAH NEET
@wespapes20545 жыл бұрын
Can we get a comp of Arin and Dan telling "adult" stories? Like, talking about health and also porn stuff? That would be amazing.
@zacharylawrence24705 жыл бұрын
Wes Papes that’d be 38 hours long lol
@wespapes20545 жыл бұрын
@@zacharylawrence2470 and I'd watch it all.
@zcubeDbz5 жыл бұрын
It's already in the works I'm sure. It'll just take time to make.
@melnewdemon48735 жыл бұрын
@@zacharylawrence2470 Game grumps compilations are time eaters like ill be like ok ill watch 10 minutes then i gotta go do some shit then the video ends and i release its been 3 hours if they made a 38 hour compilation i think a lot of people would suddenly go missing for like a day in a half
@austinv11825 жыл бұрын
@@zacharylawrence2470 so?
@daconnatwuk5 жыл бұрын
Wait, so Dan got blown before he got kissed?
@TiredofGaming5 жыл бұрын
He skipped the tutorial
@techmo83975 жыл бұрын
Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk Only Dan ran a fucking marathon before he took his first baby steps
@papi10505 жыл бұрын
Not necessarily
@TF2Scout_YT5 жыл бұрын
Ewwwwwwwww..... you’ll be tasting dick... EH
@Flippeh5 жыл бұрын
me too though
@typacsk5 жыл бұрын
"GOEW ONNNN" (26:15) still has to be one of my favorite moments from these guys.
@SheepProd_YT5 жыл бұрын
26:47 *
@mrjohnjohn12193 жыл бұрын
All I can think of is Jim Carrey
@sylphierose61035 жыл бұрын
I thought the title was, “Game Grumps: Dead Girl Stories”
@mikefortier70815 жыл бұрын
Trash City A lot of these stories overlap
@sirpepeofhousekek67415 жыл бұрын
Nah, that's Doki Doki Literature Club....I've said too much.
@reggiepollock46695 жыл бұрын
Maybe they're dead now we don't know
@TF2Scout_YT5 жыл бұрын
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@missrayvyn87325 жыл бұрын
Dead girl walking
@alexwatts125 жыл бұрын
Imagine these are all the same girl.
@Grabnok5 жыл бұрын
The whole sexual face slapping thing has to be like...discussed heavily beforehand. Gotta figure out how hard and how frequently.
@courtneythomas32975 жыл бұрын
Danny could take me to pound town
@chaosyeshua11375 жыл бұрын
Plus Ultra Oof XD
@parisd92965 жыл бұрын
He wouldn't dare
@kit54655 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@ducktales73155 жыл бұрын
He could take anyone to pound town.
@cocopus5 жыл бұрын
glad you're proud to be a degenerate. spread them STDs.
@ttmj43525 жыл бұрын
Interesting how Dan talked about his "Gemini" tale during Katamari's "Twins" level.
@teddverres43925 жыл бұрын
I thought it was that he brought it up BECAUSE it was the Gemini mission
@regularusername55165 жыл бұрын
@@teddverres4392 because he did
@duskpede51465 жыл бұрын
it was done on purpose
@Crispeaks5 жыл бұрын
Dan sounds so innocent...yet his history...dang dude he’s lived quite a life.
@morallybankrupt20005 жыл бұрын
15:16 "I think it was a girl??" -Arin whatever year that was said
@diobrando34095 жыл бұрын
12:30 *is that how Arin came out to Dan*
@walterduncan64045 жыл бұрын
i was eating rice and this made me laugh so hard i got rice in my nose and it was the most painful experience of sneezing and blowing my nose ever and i will forever be traumatized
@artstudent1202 жыл бұрын
I know this was 3 years ago but damn ō.ō
@wardedthorn65235 жыл бұрын
Dan: "And I've been told [when it comes to black girls], that-" Arin, without hesitation: "The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice."
@pixietreeleaf47705 жыл бұрын
Dan seems like a hopeless romantic. Wish there was more men his age and with that attitude in my city.
@jonathanjoestarwithpluck49304 жыл бұрын
Pixie Treeleaf I guess you’re living in the wrong area, cause Dan’s located in... Attitude City 😎
@darwinwatterson45684 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanjoestarwithpluck4930 He's got a black belt in amazing ;)
@ericka.garcia71843 жыл бұрын
@@darwinwatterson4568 And a diploma from the university of fucking keepin' it real
@mattpace10262 жыл бұрын
Why would you want more people like that? The reason they call those people hopeless is because they get caught up in unrealistic fantasies and their expectations are never attainable. Not a type you want more of.
@CoopCheese5 жыл бұрын
I had a girlfriend who wouldn't let me draw my female characters because I made them too pretty and she felt like she had to compete with my main character Tina. Yeah, it didn't work out in the end.
@reggiepollock46695 жыл бұрын
That's completely insane
@ilovepizza385 жыл бұрын
That’s the most insecure thing I’ve ever heard in my life
@CoopCheese5 жыл бұрын
@@ilovepizza38 I agree. and I kept telling her that they're just cartoons. they dont take place in my mind outside of the creative process. i kept reassuring her but she always felt jealous of Tina and, like i said, it didn't work out in the end for various reasons. I admit some of them were my own fault, but thats a story for another day.
@TiredofGaming5 жыл бұрын
I can see what she's worried about, but I wouldn't have worried about it too much
@gladio82045 жыл бұрын
That’s pretty messed up
@HK5564 жыл бұрын
16:50 Dan: This is a good time for a story Arin: *furious presses of the skip button*
@j-pastel-yellow5 жыл бұрын
This proves that Dan is the absolute best.
@xcelerator92795 жыл бұрын
It's comforting to know *The Danny Sexbang* didn't have his first kiss until he was 17
@_niyabella5 жыл бұрын
“I kiss my wife every fucking day.” “...And feel nothing.” “I was gonna say because I love her.” Arin’s gotta be one of the sweetest guys out there.
@sundance39455 жыл бұрын
what we’ve learned: dan is pretty cute and drinks his daily amount of respecting women juice.
@ivy7033 жыл бұрын
Soooo uh, you hear the news?
@andy16133 жыл бұрын
@@ivy703 yeah, they were fucking fake
@TheLewinator9023 жыл бұрын
@@andy1613 It was false shit there is no evidence he was “grooming “her.
@andy16133 жыл бұрын
@@TheLewinator902 I know, poor Danny is innocent
@beef62952 жыл бұрын
the only reason I didn't like your comment because it was at 69 likes 👌✨
@wolffy24195 жыл бұрын
Now, Danny says "tube steak" may I offer up "Pork Sword"?
@tombuchborn5 жыл бұрын
That's pretty good
@danielholland21995 жыл бұрын
He is Jewish can't let someone eat that
@Halo3creep7775 жыл бұрын
@@danielholland2199 that aint kosher
@jennyinutil20185 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@stevietonche5 жыл бұрын
I got one better: pork pistol
@fantoonstic5 жыл бұрын
each one of these is like a scene from a romantic comedy. (one that i would absolutely watch)
@cms38165 жыл бұрын
anthological rom com
@emmal24295 жыл бұрын
ARIN SAYING HE DOESNT CARE WHAT GENDER HES WITH WE STAN A BI ICON
@kiwibagels41235 жыл бұрын
YIS
@lillybugs5 жыл бұрын
a “bicon”, if you will.
@Toasted.Pencils5 жыл бұрын
Lilly Kendall o h m y g o d y e s
@jimmyjuice6975 жыл бұрын
That technically makes him a pan icon.
@emmal24295 жыл бұрын
Jimmy Juice well he says he goes both ways so that's why I say bi
@smithyboy95055 жыл бұрын
The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice... I get your hairspray references dan
@fruityfonzie73575 жыл бұрын
It isn’t a Hairspray reference. It’s an actual saying that’s been around around way before but I love that musical/movie :)
@smithyboy95055 жыл бұрын
Blaine Rodriguez ah fair enough, hairspray is the first place I heard it so I assumed that’s where it came from 👍🏻
@MrZZ-py4pq5 жыл бұрын
ew
@joshdraper99555 жыл бұрын
Danny is clearly getting this phrase from a Tupac song..you uncultured swine lol. As a person who has lived a life more extravagant then the way Danny describes his life (and 97% of his followers)...I know exactly where he’s coming from lol 😂
@dblck95 жыл бұрын
the blacker the berry the sweeter the jews
@deedawson47645 жыл бұрын
I blushed so hard at the black girl part
@invader_whoa39195 жыл бұрын
*note to self: Dan is into black girls* *:)*
@Lovinia13 жыл бұрын
Let’s goooo!
@l.andrem.s.81443 жыл бұрын
I'm a Latino dude, do you think I have a shot? 😂
@chiquitin_o5 жыл бұрын
Dan getting really flustered by his first kiss makes me really happy and now my UwU's are everywhere
@lunarmoon76364 жыл бұрын
arin: “I’m bisexual” all of us: :o whaaaat? Noooo, r e a l l y?? Wow never would guessed!! Huh what a surprise!! Wowza.
@lucasmac1905 жыл бұрын
Hearing Dan saying that his first kiss was at age 17 gives me hope
@lucasmac1905 жыл бұрын
@@haywoodjblome4768 Nah, he was probably 17. He said it was in his Junior year of HS, and he graduated when he was 18.
@haywoodjblome47685 жыл бұрын
@@lucasmac190 ohh I thought junior of High School equated to 10th grade, I'm sorry I'm not American. But still pretty impressive that he got his first kiss and BJ at the same age
@sirpepeofhousekek67415 жыл бұрын
My first kiss was at 20, don't worry about it.
@CWINDOWSsystem325 жыл бұрын
@Stephen Jenkins You just made me feel better about my 21 year old self.
@Nate-qf5zp5 жыл бұрын
He ain't special that's how it was for me
@darkandsweetfairy0915 жыл бұрын
Danny...I’m a black woman with absolutely ZERO confidence 😂
@meowistforlife5 жыл бұрын
The Fairy Tale Pony you can do it!
@blameitonmillie55065 жыл бұрын
Same
@peytonjackson8555 жыл бұрын
Same girl
@slmdls58215 жыл бұрын
Same
@Lovinia13 жыл бұрын
I got tons of confidence, but zero social skills. I’m very annoying😂😜
@cadetcarrot89145 жыл бұрын
Man, the black people confidence thing isn't true for all black people, I'm a black woman but I'm such a big floppin' puss when it comes to asking guys out. Dan's story about just going for it did honestly help me a lot with my own confidence though.
@doll.perasite90304 жыл бұрын
The title should be “dan talking about how much he love black people”
@kitkeke0_3 жыл бұрын
True 😁
@biblequotesdaily66185 жыл бұрын
arin "mega virgin" hanson and danny secbang avidan love both, VEHEMENTLY
@kainebert58155 жыл бұрын
I was in a public restroom while watching this, and someone walked in exactly as Arin started moaning...
@envoyoftherealm5 жыл бұрын
It sounds like you were asking for the situation 😂
@loganoates66835 жыл бұрын
Kai Nebert And their reaction was?
@murphyscott30785 жыл бұрын
Kai Nebert what a beautiful moment lol
@jackwalsh99565 жыл бұрын
Kai Nebert why are you watching game grumps without headphones on in a public restroom
@murphyscott30785 жыл бұрын
jackooo why WOULDNT you watch gamegrumps in a public restroom
@zen_ccg2 жыл бұрын
if anyone else comes back to watch old clips like I do, please know that Dan is now happily married with a lovely woman named Ashley (not the one from the Does Bruno Mars is Gay saga)
@Iblamethebarrels5 жыл бұрын
I really want to date Danny
@krillin65 жыл бұрын
Me too
@tiabelle33465 жыл бұрын
Same
@mercedesrodriguez49385 жыл бұрын
We can all agree he is a Babe ❤👌🏼
@radamantoor60735 жыл бұрын
Mate, you are not alone. He's the kind of guy that even typically straight guys wanna date. This includes me of course
@Christy0-05 жыл бұрын
*same*
@Ilikebunnies-metoo5 жыл бұрын
29:49 *Dan* " I know, they have a goop shoot instead of a pork sword." *Me, an intellectual* thinking: - the Concorde featured a goop shoot. - a goop shoot? - the shoot would goop. - the shoot gooped.
@marunya2875 жыл бұрын
ilikebunnies you bitch why would you do this
@joj61235 жыл бұрын
And now he has a GF!
@irkenpony175 жыл бұрын
He’s a happy bab. .w.
@totothepoyo78242 жыл бұрын
Wife now!
@joj61232 жыл бұрын
@@totothepoyo7824 so happy for danny :)
@keirstonb2465 жыл бұрын
Some Mormon missionaries came to my house while I was watching this...
@spicybeantofu5 жыл бұрын
Maybe, they hopefully wont come back.
@robynnhoud4 жыл бұрын
*they kn e w*
@kathrynmyrick17394 жыл бұрын
🎵 Hello! 🎵
@kenibrooks3325 жыл бұрын
If Dan hasn't been with a black girl yet, then I volunteer as tribute
@alexisbrown11145 жыл бұрын
I’m a Black Girl...and Dan thinks black women are awesome!!!❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍
@MrZZ-py4pq5 жыл бұрын
Disgusting
@atsuneh5165 жыл бұрын
Danx Tgcad fuck off
@SomeInfamousGuy5 жыл бұрын
@@MrZZ-py4pq What hole did you crawl out of?
@LoveMyUnusual5 жыл бұрын
Ayyy! 😄
@IrvingIV5 жыл бұрын
What I would not give to see Dan say "*GO OOOONNN*???!!" 26:32
@kyrieblackheart23185 жыл бұрын
Dan's respect towards his girls is adorable and sweet
@mtvmadness9345 жыл бұрын
12:19 the sound of agreement in dannys voice is so satisfying
@MTtheDoodleKing Жыл бұрын
Everytime I get rejected and I feel bummed out I watch this and it makes me feel better! I love the grumps.
@riverbailey81845 жыл бұрын
11:03 is the opposite story of 2:02
@timothyCdarnell5 жыл бұрын
Honestly could’ve listened to these stories for hours
@hummingbirdcake19025 жыл бұрын
When Arin talked about having a "day-fuck" with Suzy, I immediately had that uncomfortable feeling like when I accidentally hear my parents going at it lol
@eliasdebock45675 жыл бұрын
I love Dan and I love this compilation.
@Cayde-bd2it5 жыл бұрын
Speaking of what age you got your first kiss. I was like 7-8 when the girl i liked kissed me at recess. And then i ran around screaming for like 5 minutes.
@averythesuperhero5 жыл бұрын
Dan: Did I ever tell you...one of my many stories of why I think black people-- Me: o_o Dan: --are fucking-- Me: O_O Dan: --awesome? Me: I don't think so, no.
@lucasjardim19835 жыл бұрын
I've watched 20s and i know i'm going to watch it again
@q.h.s50514 жыл бұрын
First date: N/A First kiss: N/A First time: N/A
@jamesb74775 жыл бұрын
Dan's girl stories? more like *an hour of Dan and Arin giving people who are too nervous to ask girls out advice,* amirite?
@randomthought2135 жыл бұрын
Very organized video description. I like it a lot.
@PeanutButterParker4 жыл бұрын
Arin just non-chanantly said “i’m bi lol” and i’m for it
@feenickstv4209 Жыл бұрын
And now our Danny boy is happily married!
@thesleepingbuddhist3 жыл бұрын
"The worst she can say is no." "Ew."
@rowanpurifoy13015 жыл бұрын
If dan, one day, ever gets married. I’m convinced she is going to be a black woman.
@alakesbrahms8064 жыл бұрын
True, I mean I’m white but I’d hella love to marry a black woman.
@monsoonsilk Жыл бұрын
Well, you tried. She is still just as beautiful and I am NOT surprised!
@ZoroarkChampion5 жыл бұрын
A Curdle of Love would be an awesome band name!
@juicecoil64005 жыл бұрын
I’m black dan thinks I’m awesome 🙃 Senpais noticed me
@loganoates66835 жыл бұрын
JuiceCoil Is what the man says true? Do you simply give no shits, when asking people out?
@LoveMyUnusual5 жыл бұрын
And Black ladies, heck yeah :D
@wheresmycar95595 жыл бұрын
Sorry kiddos, dan only likes the biggest blackest men.
@bingoblackdynomite5 жыл бұрын
I have so much to aspire to now lol I'm nowhere near as cool as the black guy in his story, but I have to be now. For Dan.
@MrZZ-py4pq5 жыл бұрын
disgusting
@mrjohnjohn12194 жыл бұрын
3:28 "THAT CAN FUCKING HAPPEN!?" "YOU CAN JUST DO THAT?!" 😂 I relate so much 😂
@KameChameleon5 жыл бұрын
I must find this Reginald P. Tinklebottoms
@SkyeBerryJam5 жыл бұрын
HOW DOES DAN ASK A GIRL OUT!!!?????
@pissfrog5 жыл бұрын
Shows her his thumbs 😏
@MaskedHeroLucky5 жыл бұрын
"Hey baby, I sing songs about dicks for a living, wanna go out?"
@gene44385 жыл бұрын
I made a song about dinosaurs and lasers. Wanna make out? 😂
@Meepers_the_Great5 жыл бұрын
More like, “Does How Dan do ask a girl good time out”?
@necronsplayer5 жыл бұрын
Excuse me, miss, can you help me make banana cry?
@curtisleblanc58974 жыл бұрын
1:42 Arin: " You don't _go in_ and just immediately go like: *"Äææææɐɐɐ!"* " Me: If anyone can actually 100% truthfully fess up to doing making that exact noise upon penetration I will move to the Moon.
@calsheridan89615 жыл бұрын
Ashley's one lucky human.
@GojoSatoruStan263 жыл бұрын
Ik right, I'd do anything to be her.
@lemon_bii5 жыл бұрын
Hearing Dan talk about New Jersey is so crazy bc I live there, about an hour from NYC, and hearing him talk about Wildwood n stuff is super weird bc ive been there so much Edit: His hometown is actually right next to mine wow
@Abdega5 жыл бұрын
9:00 *DAN! THAT WAS A MULTI-PLAYER ARCADE GAME!*
@drunkonpowerade5 жыл бұрын
I could listen to Danny tell stories for the rest of my life
@mothintofllame5 жыл бұрын
15:34 Arin, not caring who kisses him me: o h🥰
@Blazorbust5 жыл бұрын
Fucking finally, I've been waiting for a compilation like this for a looooooong time. Thank you :)