no

I ain't gay but you can do that to your dad

no not really you fucktard

BlackGhost PlayingPL lol your fun to play with I can toy with you at anytime

@TBRHkyleHD what??

Facts

Yes homes

@@Mivanxssa sup homes

I know right ese

No game will ever top San Andreas just no movie will ever top Boyz In The Hood & Menace II Society.

CJ's logic

"Very clever."

Lmaaao

😂😂i was rofling

I always laugh when I remember that.

+Das Brot puddin'?

xD

Yes. c: *1000 Degree knife cuts CJ in half*

Das Brot "In better shape than you fat ass."

Fav quote 😂

irvin alexander flores I ain't dat chubby.

irvin alexander flores me too XD

Neither did I. This game is full of hidden gems.

It's the truth

@@Amacklemore02 my bones are thick

Tales Maldonado LOL😂

i guess to repair her car after CJ falled on it lol

Lmao

Such amazing

And a large soda

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Extra dip

A numba 9 large, a numba 6 with extra dip, a numba 7, two numba 45s, one with cheese and a large soda.

I wonder how long he waited

LMFAO that was great 🤣🤣

daddy paid my credit card bills again

@@meiinuyasha lmao

New excuse in court...

rick Grimes Classic thing that happens to homies

like kaneki ken and rize

Pick up your parachute*

Because people to sensitive this day

Cause multiplayer is worth more with it's microtransactions. Singleplayer storyline is merely a lure to attract players to the true moneymaker of Rockstar: multiplayer cash sales.

Writers got worse and making a parody of themselves. Gta4 they tried being too serious and "relatable". It was depressing how gloomy the game was. And voice actors they pick now are all amature not A list celeb talent.

Havent you seen trevor falling?

@@Blood0cean GTA 4 was hilarious the hell are you talking about same with GTA 5

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lmfao

Mine too

You sexy baby

“Danm, that ..... Fucked up"

Same

That was funny as fuck man 😂😂😂

​@@erpeka937Yeah😂😂😂 i cant believe gta humor back then was way better than today😂😂

Lol

Damn! Dat nigga fucked up!

which mission is that one

The Meat Business.

nah frr

cause nobody likes fat cj

everyone builds CJ to be a human tank, so... that's why they got that feature out of future GTAs

I’m just big bone

mugg1991 I didn’t know CJ was black

I like your pfp OP lover

*fookin'

Happy Owl i

because he hates gravity 😂

After all, he was a good guy.

+CovershotV8 no... he was bad guy just like Tenpenny

@@ponurygrzybiarz6959 no he fulfilled his promise to cj and got sweet out of prison while also protecting him. He also is the reason why cj is a great pilot

@@ponurygrzybiarz6959 nah, Toreno was like the complete opposite of Tenpenny, He was setting the balance in the story

its hard to love a guy that makes you do those flying missions man fuck

Me neither, I died of laughter when truth said "better than you fat ass"

DisasterWarning if u fail the mission running dog while fat The Fat Giant smoke will tell you to work out *Says the fat man

I never knew Zero could snitch either, or the extra line about Millie being dead. after all these years)

"Pick up the parachute" LMAO

what u mean? lol

***** That history lied to us?

+Nightcaster460 Maybe , we don't know the truth

***** Oh.

+Nightcaster460 same think :l

Wort wort wort!

Guy:What? CJ:*Cough* I think I got Jerry's cough

@@BuilderVietnamMinecraft In 2020 cutscenes is edited to corona cough

Who the fvck is Jerry?! Why the fvck CJ knows about him?!

the fact that they used the same models for the bystanders as the people cheering madd dogg to jump off is funny

That's because it's based in the year 1992

CJ fails to open the sealed door, his hands lose grip do to the fast speed of the jet, with no parachute he lands on concrete hard ocean water, anything other than that people would bitch about in a modern game.

@@revilhunter he wouldn't even make it to the jet door

Cj is so gangsta he even breaks the laws of physics

@Argentinian Gentleman Grove Street for life transcends the laws of physics all OG grove members are like Great Ones from Bloodborne and they can even create their own pocket dimensions out of their piss if they wanted to

It’s a game

That happens when CJ is fat. You probably weren't fat.

vlado94infinity And I don't wanna be fat either. Not in the game, and not in real life...

SadUglyAndMiserable Me the same

+Miguel Roman Same thing man

same

Well it kind off is....

Makoto Mikami yeah but GTA was a little serious

@@Greggyyyy_ saints row was pretty serious. Wasn't till the third when it started getting really, really stupid.

Saints row looks like a child’s version of grand theft auto

Saints Row was great, but another GTA knockoff at it's core

@@revilhunter disagree, at least on Saints Row 2. I think any old Saints Row fan, whether they want to admit it or not, knows the first game is a GTA clone in many ways, but the second one though? It’s when it really felt unique and started getting it’s footing. Better action scenes than any GTA game to date, well written characters that were a perfect blend of serious yet funny (except for Pierce, cool character, but some of his jokes and lines felt really poorly timed). Plus, I honestly prefer it over GTA V. GTA IV and Saints Row 2 are some of my favorite games, but V just felt... rushed in a way. I really do hope (though I’m not naive enough to believe it’ll actually happen) that Saints Row 5 takes more after 2, fuck it, even if it’s a soft reboot or a prequel to 1 where we see the rise of the Vice Kings as Julius would be badass. Though, since when has Volition ever cared about the old fans?

so true, always getting sad when she leave when you finish the campaign moment and she's calling you but never see her bacl

Booboo Sousa she appears in gta 3 but gets killed by Claude at the end of the game because she betrayed him

Booboo Sousa unless they remaster this game in hd she ain't coming back because Claud killed her

claude killed her

Australian

British

korean?

@@neeeenawwwwwwww2269 yeah, North England, fooking :DD

Lesbian?

oh my bad he cut another scene in between XD

Sławek No shit its GTA of course there's something like that

"Daddy paid my credit card bills again" 😂😂😂

RoyalGamer12 that shit had me rolling.

you mean Truth.

I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!

well his missions are a pain to accomplish lol

Why tho, it's pretty much an aim mission, a plane flying mission, and a heli flying mission, ez mate

@@KevinFromHPCustomerSupport yeah but they do difficult. i beat them in my first gta game but last few years i don't bother. even the reviews said those missions are hard

Lmao I think you can still do the story without those missions

Sn0reSnoreDan played this game 4 years long and didn't knew this and I didn't know u could get an heart attack

IV TheBullet VI {LGND} dawg, it gave me like a notice "Geting Fat: You are at a higher risk of attacks (something like that)" I get out the car and collapse on the sidewalk "WASTED" haha

Dayum,dat nigga fucked up

This aged badly

Also his badassness and his power.