CJ rizz moment

lmfao

Nah Fr I was dyin laughin😂😂😂

He says not smoking but that face does not say the same

I remember laughing too much at it before like I think it was the fat cj riding a quad bike with music 😂😂

Shit lIke that is why there used to be a visible dislike button

@@toasterowens8916everything is bad nowadays lol no visible dislike button ,gta de etc etc

I thought she really looked like Rochelle from l4d2 lmao

@@regie9181 i can see that lmao

That’s a mod. Ped mod that mods almost every box in the game. I have it in my OG version it’d be nice if it works on definitive edition lol

They’re literally making GTA6 you have no idea what you’re talking about they’re literally not even being lazy its smart if anything

It was literally not that bad no game-breaking glit is killed up early the noticed anything 100% completion had fun was worth it

​@@dja1647and rdr3 I think

@@dja1647 they are making gta 6, but they don't respect their history :D

@@dja1647yeah. Releasing undercooked garbage on your studios dime is definitely smart

We need a cheat for that

Lol 😂😂

I find it both funny and sad that people made mods for the original PC port of GTA San Andreas that make the game look and play 1000 times better then the Definitve Edition

@@The_Blue_Otaku Definitive edition still looks better most of the time (especially nights) and there is no shimmering and aliasing which is so horrible on original pc port

and this is just a fraction of the glitches and graphical oversights... even oversights present in that 10 year old android port (yeah, this triology is a copy paste of that port and im not joking, look it up if you don't believe me) they didnt bother to even do the bare minimum, this is the sort of effort you expect from a guy doing this as a hobby for free, not from a actual developers with wages

@@Frank-qn7de Ye ofc it is copy paste of android port, 100%. They literally had to remake 3 games on new engine in such short time, so its clearly Rockstar fault. And if u mod these games, they are pretty playable and not bare minimum at all. Just cause there are some glitches and stuff, doesn't mean it's instantly bare minimum and worst game ever. Like Trilogy GFX Mod v0.2 for GTA San Andreas Definitive Edition will always outshine any graphics mod for original GTA SA. Original GTA SA engine is outdated and very limited and has so much shimmering (especially with those graphics mods like DirectX 3.0) that it's just starting to hurt eyes.

@@PinnuskaTV "i-if you mod it..." irrelevant to the point, they didn't remake any of the games, they just picked the android ports and slapped them on to unreal, which in turn created more glitches that they didnt bother to fix before release but please keep enlightening me how totally not lazy they are bro, also please tell me you're atleast getting paid minimum wage for such bold and shameless shilling

facts

PS2, og Xbox and PC w/mods are the best

That was dog piss version....pc with multi-player and mods are fun

na

Pc w mods but making him og

They are called grove Street games and can't even make grove Street 😭

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Broke Street

@@DreErdna for real xD Buster Street

​@@lemmy154He's saying that, since the studio that made this "Definitive Edition" has a name that references the game, one would think that said team has a passion for said game and therefore respects it enough to make the final product something good, not like the utter steaming pile of garbage they released. Did that made sense now?

I was fortunate enough to grab the Switch port for £25 quid on sale lol I didn't get the collection on release thankfully, tho £15 quid would've been a better sale price since they are decade old games, least the RDR 1 remake isn't fucked up I'm more pissed that TT Games never completed LEGO The Hobbit as a complete Trilogy and STILL charges £40 quid just for the two films, cancelled the DLC which was planned to be the third film (even tho The Hobbit itself is such a short ass story, why Peter Jackson needed to make it into 3 parts was dumb aF still could've just worked as an 6 hour extended cut for a single film lmao) again, I grabbed the game for just under a fiver but even THEN it wasn't worth it because it was just two films not the whole Trilogy 🤦🏼‍♂️ Plus I think Rockstar should've given the GTA Trilogy remake development to THQThordiac or the deves who remade the Spyro Reignited Trilogy THAT'S how you do a remake!! 🙏🏼 even the SpongeBob Battle For Bikini Bottom remake looks amazing aF

There is no credit to be given. The game shouldn't be released in the state that it was launched. They earned a lot of money destroying 3 classic games, while taking the original out of the digital stores to force people to play the shitty version instead. This bugs me. They are not a company that is desperate to make ends meet and is releasing the game poorly to at least make some money and fix it later. It is fucking Rockstar. Why people keep praising companies that releases games in absolute garbage state just because they are doing the absolute minimal effort to make the game "good enough" to not warrant being removed from sales due to misleading people? I don't give a shit on how well games like Jedi Survivor, Starfield or The Last of Us PC Port are being patched (Jedi Survivor is still utter shit as far as I remember seeing in the videos). They are releases from famous and multimilionaire companies. A game like No Man's Sky at least gets a pass because they are using the profit of the game to make the improvements, without added cost, that are true to what was promised before. It is a completely different experience from what was there for the early adopters. And Hello Games needed the money to keep existing. This is not the case with Rockstar, Naughtydog and EA

@@mmd3585Jedi survivor had all its bugs patched back in June. It’s a phenomenal game ruined because EA forced a PC Port instead of letting them smooth out everything on console.

They deserve no credit because it should I have been released like this, not years later.

This looks at least like how it should have been at release and then updated to improve, what was released seemed like a beta at best and alpha at worst.

"Cheap like a mobile game" Well that could be because the team that worked on this were the same guys who ported the games to mobile in the first place like a decade ago lol. So yeah. They literally just ported the mobile ports lol. It's portception.

I wouldn't have an issue with it if the originals were still accessible. It blows my mind that they removed ANY way to play the originals digitally. Even my original steam purchases of the OG trilogy from over a decade ago were swapped for the "mobile" ports and I had zero say in that! One day there was an update and the ports were now what was there.

@@EM_ABS LMAO You're OG versions were swapped? sounds like a personal problem, mine are still working just fine

Didn’t the actor for gta San Andreas have a bad relationship with rockstar, I’m sure they would’ve done everything all over again if they were on good terms

@@Vontzy Hate to break it to you. Unless you have the original discs on ps2/Xbox, yours are swapped too.

60fps? You mean at least 240fps

😂

naw see i have done that with mods and the new game is SO much better. i like what they did

@@ADucksOpinion there's no need for mods

The physics always breaks in the originals when I play at 60fps. I'm sure that is something they could have fixed if they cared at all

I can still listen to songs on the GTA definitive addition. 🤔

They didn't remove the music. I just watched a few streamers on Twitch and they had the music on in the cars like normal. Emotion 98.3 ftw!

​@@SonOfVenus92494 I think he's referring to certain songs from the original releases of these games not being present.

​@@InfoRanker again, I think he's referring to certain songs from the original releases of these games not being present.

Honestly, I just have a Spotify playlist running in the background 24/7

No it didn't?

​@@lynchmaleidealyes it did, i very well remember finding it funny back then too

@@lynchmaleideal I vividly remember me and my friend stealing the lawnmower at the house near the Vinewood sign, have CJ's close-up and driving off mountains and cliffs. We would laugh out asses off at CJ's expressionless face while the world was spinning in the background

​@@lynchmaleidealI can't accurately remember, but it does happen. For me I forgot if it was for the planes only or the Hunter apache

​@@lynchmaleideali played it today, it does

That's intentional. CJ aims his guns like a gangsta sometimes. It's a cultural thing. He's a gangbanger from the late 90's, so yeah.

​@@maxm.m.7219He's not talking about that. The barrel of the gun isn't pointed where the crosshair is.

In this version, Cj has a lot of animations that make him look crooked, what they did to this great protagonist is blasphemous.

denise's face is rochelle from l4d2. it's fake

The internet has made developers lazy.

​@@eclectica1The updates.

Which is a shame because until sixth gen (arguably early seven gen) you could buy a game from launch and still enjoy it to its fullest, even if in a week or a month devs sometimes could release another version, it would still feel complete (plus games back then were cheaper and just better so at least me if i love one i wouldnt have a problem to buy the other version).

@@eclectica1I blame we the consumer. Far too often we buy these half baked games and then praise them for fixing it later. It’s not the devs, it’s the suits that are the problem.

Bro it is enough to make it big

Maybe like ps2 version feel even bigger

The seven isn’t a bug, it’s just very shoddy work. In the original game, that gang member only ever had a seven on his back. In the definitive edition, they tried to give them more variety by having random numbers appear on their backs instead, but did a very lazy job of it by simply pasting the new numbers over the top of the clearly still visible seven.

In most games, objects disappear when the player is not looking at them, is an optimization thing. Here, the boundary box was so off that the object was invisible even is in the middle of the screen. The car thing I'm not sure. But reminds me of a bug in Pokémon Legends: Arceus. Some things stretched there due to rounding errors when the models switched between LODs. The number seven seems to be a normal or bump map applied to every texture, but they didn't made different maps for the new textures so the flat texture changes (to different numbers) but the bump does not, so you see different numbers blend with the seven.

Remastering 3 games in one go is also a crazy thing to do

Yep, and cost them money in the long run.

even the psn editions are missing some songs due to licensing. They also have some cut content, and weirdly, are actually just console ports of the mobile versions. Honestly just use PCSX2 and emulate the original ps2 versions, you'll have a better time.

@@yahmzmusic2339 I am not sure about the songs but they are not the mobile ports afaik. I know SA lost a lot of the music though, I remember there being an issue about it, pretty sure I have it on xbox 360

Censorship

Lack of attention to detail, obviously

Lame.

Classic. Remasters, remakes and re-releases in general tend to censor many aspects of the games to meet new societal and company standards, and to not get backlash from rabid game journalists and the media in general.

Its there. He paused it before the middle finger went up. Look closely at the other two examples. He puts his finger up.

The jersey clearly doesn't have a normal map, though. Otherwise it wouldn't look flat

Yeah haha. I remember back in 2004, me & my friends used to do it in the hydra & would make us laugh.

Original SA didn't have 1st person view if I remember correctly.

@@jorgeantoniomerino4737 It kind of did, just no cockpit detail.

As a newer game dev, perhaps you can enlighten me on how in the hell a game company looked at this remaster in the state it was in at release and honestly thought it was a good idea to release it in that condition. R* honest to god took a look at this remaster and went "Yep, that's ready for release" despite it looking like a pudding-faced AI generated buggy mess where the character models look like something a 10 year old would make the first time they used blender. What in the HELL were they thinking, releasing this mess???? please make me understand how they could possibly think this was ANYWHERE NEAR finished...

⁠@@jupitersnoot4915It’s Take-Two Interactive IP and it’s their call to release it that way. As a newer game dev you should know how greedy & profit maximizing publishers tend to be.

A.k.a back-face culling.

Just like the problem with the jerseys were the normals. It seems like they just put the normal map for the 7 shirt on all the other versions.

​@@jupitersnoot4915I mean we now know what they were really working on all this time. So it makes sense in hindsight why they didn't have time for that, but you're right they made the bad call releasing it like that obviously

It's not even a glitch lol

@@ips2124it is a glitch lmao, you can't have that camera view without it glitching

@@BOMBOCLAAAAT13 you literally just go into the fps camera view in a vehicle and hold L1 + R1 to look behind you. how is it a glitch

Anyways it looks weird 😂

@ips I know right. I was just about to say that.

This is why these companies are so emboldened to release half baked games, because we praise them for fixing it years down the line.

The san andreas looks great, but so many small bugs that can be fixed. They took our money and ran... Grove street games got balls. I still play the ps2 and og Xbox version no doubt, but the definitive looks pretty with a morden touch.

I never liked the models in San Andreas. I know that they had to lower quality of models for the open world on the PS2, but CJ deserves a higher poly face

Honestly, calling it a “remastered” is an overstatement. The game look like someone just download some 4k textures mod that was Ai generated.

@@khangvinh4656 The worst of all is that you are not wrong, they used an AI to make all the model more "smooth", making that some stores had missing letters and a giant bolt model was turned into a circle for example

I'm sorry, I know everyone is entitled to an opinion and all but if you think these games look nice you really need to raise your standards a bit...

Nope.

@@its_Hazer how bout now?

it doesn't include all previous classic songs tho

@@shrekrealista5045 exactly plus the original version brings back so much nostalgia this Shitty Nightmare is for today's modern losers who don't know what it was in our day in the 2000s

​@@romanz5189Agreed.

I mean it's what you get for buying it without looking at reviews.

@romanz5189 Isn’t gta for losers who wanna play as a criminal and murder civilians and cops?

They should have kept the draw distance the same as in the original game

@@hob_channel like trees while you're flying, right?

@@alexbork4250 Except for the trees😆 But as far as I remember, their loading range has not changed in the Definitive Edition

​@@hob_channelMaybe not exactly the same since even in the original it was very short. Maybe a bit more like the Xbox or PC original version.

Basically yea since they outsourced the DE to a mobile game developer. Same one that did the mobile ports of the GTA games.

Brooo this is literally what killed my playthru of San Andreas! Haven’t seen enough ppl bring it up so thought it was just me…

You would deny yourself over something so trivial. Pathetic

How does one enter vehicles in the "definitive" edition? I haven't seen the controls for it yet

@@LoverOfManyArts Exactly the same. By pressing triangle, Y or X on Switch. No clue what this person is talking about tbh

Oh

@@LoverOfManyArts the definitive edition makes what was once a snap to enter vehicle now an unfun chore. In the originals all you had is press the triangle, Y, or X and you simply run up to the car and steal it. However, in the defective editions you have to manually run up to the vehicle and then press whatever button you use to steal it.

Why does it matter?

​@@ThaBotmonIt's not an unfair question. Grow up!

@@eclectica1 It’s irrelevant

Black Jumpscare

hopefully modders can fix few stuff on it

Yup

yup, its great, especially vice city feels so good

Watch a video from Vadim M, titled "GTA:SA Why the Definitive Edition is Garbage (Part 1)" to see how badly they ruined the atmosphere of the games and how they unsuccessfully struggled to fix it for several months after the release. The video is over a year old, but but from what I see on this particular video, their version of the map fog is still the same shoddy effort as over a year ago. Other sources report the games still look the same. Your call, I guess. Gta3 benefits the most from this remaster while SA the least.

@@DreamyWoIf but did they fix all those issues? I just know it was garbage when it first released but it looks like a lot of things have changed, I need a lot of positive feedbacks from you guys at least you can convince me to buy it LOL

​@rangershot honestly I played the original versions and this trilogy remaster and it's not as bad as it once was yea theirs some minor things missing from the original versions and some bugs and glitches present but overall if you don't have a ps2/ps3 and wanna experience the games for yourself and never have I would say just buy it

@@coolguychapman6685 well I have a ps2 emulator and I tried playing it was fun, but I still wanna try new one because for some reason I don't feel like playing the original version anymore because we are all used to the realistic graphics nowadays lol

It's good. Just doesn't feel like it's definitive when it's missing music and some other things. Just get it on sale. It's on sale often.

Devs are not releasing updates, but major bugs have been fixed so far, and i hope that modders can fix the missing stuff and make it more realistic

No, save your money

Yeah the controls are better

Yes reward them for releasing a broken unfinished mess and barely fixing it while going after modders that will teach them to keep doing it. This crap is not worth buying ever unless you want to condone Take2/Rocktar's behavior. Get the original PS2 emulate it or whatever or the PC version and mod it.

I Always Do... Avoid Spending $70 Bucks for nothing @@AJ-po6up

Honestly you might as well just play the originals patched up with mods

I got the games on Xbox series s and they run fine with barely any glitches all I'm waiting for is the Netflix classic lighting

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It is

@@Tomakia8it was released 2 years ago almost exactly

Hopefully there's a modding group fixing the issues in the GTA Definite Edition Trilogy,now that Grove st games isnt working with Rockstar.

@@ioet2007 What about game consoles? Rockstar Games needs to fix this on its own. He has to respect those three games.

no, but i hope modders can fix and improve the game abit, i mean the game is looking good but since its in a new engine it will allow them for better modding and make it more realistic and fix physics (maybe)

@@rutherford0 🤦 That's not the solution, rockstar is the solution. From what I've heard, there is a possibility that these versions will come out on mobile. Maybe then they can make some corrections (maybe.)

Grove street games who did the mobile ports before were in charge of the definitive edition development

I know it was Grove Street Games but Rockstar Published it anyways it's a garbage do you agree?@@user-cv7kf1hb5z

@@user-cv7kf1hb5z And What ? R* is still the publisher and they validate this garbage ! There is no excuse lol

​@K3rhos Yeah, bro and that kid he talks like he was an employ at Rockstar's 😂

No not really week one was shit audio was broken in gta 3 so was rain, sa looked flat... no either you don't notice shit or something idk but it was there

@@XZ-III rain was definitely strange but that's all I noticed during a normal play through of all 3 In my own experience buddy 🤷