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I think the whole "Not using silencers" thing is because they're on a budget, you're already using leftover mining equipment along with wearing clothes they had a surplus of, I wouldn't even be surprised that the guns were like $100 they got off of a shady site just to save some cash

There really needs to be a Wheeze-O-Meter to measure Gabby's laughter. Partly as a way to see how funny a video is going and partly to make sure the lass is getting enough oxygen.

Fun fact: the quietest gun to exist is the British Welrod, which had an integrated suppressor and had a sound range of around 72 decibels, which is about as loud as a modern car.

Jake: Cath, could you kill that one... Cath: _I can do my usual shtick of not listening and kill this thing early for a laugh._ Jake: Just wait til we're ready to kill ours. Cath: *tuts*

Cath losing her mind is the essence of this video. 9:10. Also that "my stinky" was the sweetest thing in the world. Ellis and Cath are couple goals.

9:25 “nobody calls me a good girl other than my stinky!” Ok but that was actually cute anger.

Ellis: *talking to 9 people at once without saying anyone's name* Also Ellis: why are you all so incompetent?!

As usual, Cath is getting others Cathed while getting Cathed herself. She's just her own worst enemy.

5:09 “Jonk told me to!” Cath that was your first mistake

Wow Caths aim with that turret…..is completely what I expected from her.

9:10 That's the hardest I've ever laughed at Cath yelling. I want to play a game with these guys!

As my psychiatrist once told me "If you could monetize your mental issues you'd be the richest person in all of human history". Seeing as I've made 2 therapists quit their job, as well as having had multiple doctors, therapists, and psychiatrists ask me "How are you still alive?" I think he may have been correct.

Jonk and co. have singlehandedly given me more laughs than all modern comedians combined.

if only someone could clip ellis' "pew" sound and have it play whenever their on screen characters fire a weapon.....

Can we talk about the horrific Minecraft Ghast sounding noise that Ellis made at 1:40? That was genuinely accurate.

my sister actually used to think that the colon was in the brain, and now im concerned that cath has actually proven her right

As an American gun owner, I can say that “suppressors” silencers sort of do an okay job at silencing a firearm.

*touches the ground*, about a year ago, a heard of internet nerds had a feeding frenzy here. The target looks like he survived, but his pride was wounded…

If these guys were part of a DND campain.. they would all be chaotic neutral, bordering chaotic evil I love it . XD

"Depression in; Dollars out." Wait, isn't that how psychologists and psychiatrists work?

WPE Extras needs to make an "Alex being creep" compilation or something lol

Ellis is right the gun "bang" is quiet. Unfortunately the slide still makes a ton of noise feeding the next round so it's kind of pointless unless you are firing from long range.

Hnnng. Ellis is wrong. Suppressed weapons are still loud it's just the sound is cut off short and most of the gasses are "suppressed" by the suppressor thus bringing the volume down slightly. It's not anywhere near as quiet as films make you believe and with some higher power weapons it is suggested to still wear ear protection.

I wonder if Ellis ever heard a silenced weapon XD His Pew sounds like a .22LR with half amount of powder. Which, to be fair, can't be even called an ammo XD

“The healing is not as rewarding as the hurting!”

9:21 - The most adorable fury I have heard in a while.

To be fair to Cath, when the call for a poo occurs, everything is put on hold. Your only thought is that you need to do that shite.

Ngl forna channel called "Worst Premade Ever" these always ALWAYS never fail to make me at least snile

Do a sea of thrives episode where you all dress up as minions/the conquistador outfit and take one of the new sea forts. Then refuse to give it up until forceable removed by other players. Attack any ship you see while camping the fort and refusing to let the loot respawn for anyone else. I can just imagine all the Spain jokes that episode would generate

The rain in French is " la pluie" but I prefer "le rain" now 🤣

Ellis thinking that silencers just instantly make guns quiet is rly funny to me.

0:36 “Oh look, a glow shtick! Musht be the lasht one of the sheashon!”

Subsonic ammunition is ammunition designed to operate at velocities below the speed of sound, which at standard conditions is less than 273 m/s (900 ft/s) or Mach 0.80. This avoids the supersonic shockwave or "crack" of a supersonic bullet, which, particularly for suppressed firearms, influences the loudness of the shot. Subsonic ammunition usually uses heavier bullets to retain as much energy as possible at the lower velocities. Some subsonic ammunition is used in non-suppressed firearms to gain the advantages of heavier bullet weights

Oooh mr know it all doesnt know something. Nice vid. Btw silencers make it so that the gun wielder doesnt go deaf or get tinnitus when firing their gun. Its not at all what the movies make it out to be their still very loud. It only lowers the gun sound by about 20 decibels (of course that varies between guns) what you want is subsonic ammo for this type of engagement but because you guys play as convicts, i doubt they care enough to spend enough money giving you them.

Your vids are helarious. The struggle is real in gtfo. Having good friends to run with is a wonderful thing

1:30 dude. The heavy metal band font! That's just brilliant lmao, love it

“FUCKING SENTRY GUN” has to be my favourite quote of WPE

Fun fact for suppressed (silenced) weapons is that the suppressor does actually silence the bullet being firing. But what people actually hear is the sound of the sonic boom as the bullet breaks the sound barrier because of how damn fast the rounds go. Though it IS possible for a suppressed weapon to be as quiet as movies portray them to be. The trick is to get a sub-sonic ammunition. Since the round doesn’t break the sound barrier it doesn’t produce a sonic boom and thus the gun actually does make a ticking sound. The Edge of Reality video on the SR-3M is the video that always comes to my mind when looking for a good example.

Not gonna lie when the notification popped up I clicked so fast cause I missed the non-stop bickering y'all are gonna do. Oh how I missed it 🤣. Now let me expect some tea pots in the captions.

Seconds before disaster "Jake you've got him"

😍😍 thank you xx

9:09 That might be the angriest I've ever heard Cath get.

Subscribing to you lot 3 years ago was the both worst and best financial descision I've made yet.

In all seriousness, there are actually attachments that can work together to muffle a pistol to the point of a whisper, though it most likely will have to have the slide closed, meaning you have to manually chamber a bullet every shot.

Silencers depend on how much internals are actually in them to decide if they just suppress the explosion from the barrel or actually silence it, followed by sub-sonic ammunition to nullify the sound of the bullet itself, spec ops used this to there advantage with the Hush-Puppy(Called so because it was used to Hush Puppies that barked) and even the MP5 where all you really heard was the action of the bolt for the MP5, and since the hush-puppy was single action, the operator had to pull back the slide themselves, removing even that sound.

This is probably going to be a bit too wholesome for this channel, but one of my favourite things to see is when they all start ripping something else apart, rather than each other. I don't have a problem with it, but I find them all making fun of something to be a lot funnier

Ellis the sound you made was for a suppressed weapon with subsonic rounds outdoors. Without subsonic rounds and inside a building it would still be quite loud.

Whenever I hear “silenced gun” I imagine a weapon with a ball-gag on instead of a suppressor on the barrel.

“Watch out for the ranged!” *Tap* “Ow” Don’t know why this is funny but it is.

It's not a silencer, it's a suppresser, no a compensator, it's all just the same thing. It hides your muzzle flash, still loud af.

I was about to go to sleep but apparently logic had other plans

On the topic of suppressed firearms noises "it's depend on velocity of the bullet when they pass through suppressor chamber", for firearms that fire supersonic bullet from the muzzle there would be a supersonic crack generated by the bullet because the bullet travel at supersonic speed (>340.3 m/s) that will peak around 129 - 131 db even at distance above 350 meters, for firearms that fire subsonic bullet from the muzzle there're wouldn't be a supersonic crack generated by the bullet because the bullet travel at velocity slightly slower than speed of sound which makes it much more quieter but much less effective at long range. They're quieter, but never to the degree that you wouldn't notice being shot at even at the distance even if you lock the action and turn your self loading firearms into bolt/manual cranked gun.

08:15 cath spamming in chat "I'm almost there" is so hilarious.

WPE please do more of the “Wpe breaking the game/game glitching” montages those are the best!

This is the first video of yours I've watched and truly, TRULY, I hope I can have a friend group like this in the future. Been a whole since I've genuinely laughed out loud from a video

HAHA! The lucky dip color!

silencers, don't make guns go *pew*, they are still incredibly loud

Ellis knows cath so well he guessed she’s probably misread the 0 as an 8

At least you didn't Jonkify anyone's name in this vid. Loved it as always. 😂

I once had the opportunity to fire the suppressed version of the MP5 submachinegun, and it's definitely not silent, nor does it go "pew!". It actually makes a sound more like breaking branches; "crack! crack! crack!" I don't want to disagree too much with Ellis, because I too am in the Colossal Trivia Club, but hey...

You guys are the funniest and best KZfaq group ever keep on the good work

Lucky dip color hahaha 😂

American here. No silenced weapons aren't actually as quiet as portrayed in most media, people actually using silencer's call them suppressors. Yes it quiets the weapon but not to the point where you can assassinate a sleeping monster and not startle the horde. If you using sub-sonic ammo then it get's a bit closer to media portrayal but still pretty noticeable. I think there's one weapon that actually qualifies as being silenced. But it was tailor made for that purpose and only good for close range assassination not for prolonged gun fights.

The real point of a sound suppressor on a gun is to make it sound like something other than a gunshot. Only very small caliber guns go pew, like .22s. Most are about as loud as a car door slamming, but at least they don't sound like a gunshot.

That is why sound suppressor sounds better than silencer.

"Complex"? I find it quite simple, really. *gets mauled to death*

fun fact old 22. rifles are so quiet without a suppresor that you can fire one in one room and not hear it in the adjacent room over a normal conversation! (source: experience.)

Suppressed weapons aren't limited, they're "sonically challenged."

"Can we Monetize Depression?" Yes, yes you actually can it's Called "Tomska"

Suppressed weapons are quieter than unsuppressed, but they are not whisper quiet. So y'all were right and Ellis was wrong. Trust me, I'm American and know my guns.

Silencers do not actually silence the gun they only SUPPRESS the sound of it Ellis

Firearms are considered "suppressed" when a silencer is installed. For example a 9mm pistol will go from 150db - 170db unsuppressed to around 120db to 146db (heavily depends on the caliber, model, and design) with a suppressor/silencer Unsuppressed= 155 to 170 decibels Suppressed= 120-161 decibels

I don’t even know why I’m talking about this but you’re right, suppressed weapons aren’t effectively silent like in movies or video games, it’s more or less like someone slamming a door versus closing one normally - it’s still loud, it’s just not as loud. There are some weapons you can make really silent with sub-sonic rounds as well as low calibers but you could still hear them. Also Ellis is an idiot, thank you. 😂

If I could monetize my depression I would be able to buy the entire milky way galaxy

You get silenced weapons Ellis because if it wasn't silenced you'd instantly have everything on top of you the minute you opened up.

That hack fail sounds like R2-D2 screaming!

Silencers only really muffle the ignition of the powder inside the cartridge. Most bullets end up going super sonic which means that they break the sound barrier and that makes a HUGE cracking sound... so no silencers are not that silent.

10:46 "say this with a sneered nose?" well actually suppressors don't actually work that way Ellis after being a suppressor expert for 200 years I am well versed in the ways of suppressing and you do not know what your talking about. (Have a great day Ellis if you see this your gun club will be well appreciated)

Such a cute maried couple, I love the banter and vibes xD

Don't worry Alex I found the data joke funny

11:13 maybe if it's a 22lr but everything else still goes bang its just meant to make it safe enough decibels that you don't need to wear ear protection and to throw enemy combatants off as to the location of the gunfire. For clarification they will still hear said gunfire it will just be harder to discern the direction.

I AM SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

This is why you don't always put your sentries where they tell you to... or at least wait until the idiots are not in front of them, because those guys are dumb enough to run right into them while the sentries are firing. Basically idiot proof your sentries...

Always never long enough. Thanks all for the time and effort you invest in your productions they are very much appreciated and enjoyed

A surpresed gun can still be pretty loud however if you use subsonic rounds its extremely quiet.

Y'all post some really great content, but this was top-tier; I loved every moment of it, haha.

Silenced weapons sound like throwing metal necklaces against a pillow

No, Silencers do not silence, they are mostly used for higher pitched noises so that the noise doesn't travel far and to make it safer to not wear ear protection while shooting

Supresssed guns are only that quiet in smaller rounds, like a .22 caliber. The larger ones are still pretty loud with a suppressor though it does definitely reduce the sound.

Depression in, dollars out! God I want that to be a thing.

Again. WPE woke up and chose KINK

Any guns can be called silenced if there is no one to hear it.

I'm pretty sure silencers do not sound like that, i thought a mythbuster episode showcase it i think

When I saw something that caused my max loss hope in humanity, jokes and funny’s here is so helpful

Little late on this but uh no silenced weapons are not as silent as people think. They still have a decently loud noise to anyone close enough. Silenced weapons are specifically for taking down close range enemies. However they are also recommended to be used when you have a "target poor" environment. The least amount of guys you need to take down, the better. As there is still the chance of alerting anyone within the immediate vicinity.

1:02 I was on the toilet when cath said that 😂

Glosshtisskks, musssht be the lasscht one of the ssshesssion!!

The fail on the lock sounded like R2-D2 scream

They are suppressed not silenced. Depending on the suppressor they can still be quite loud.