What makes the Scott Steiner promo even funnier is that he majored in mathematical statistics at the University of Michigan

That aj lee bar to the bellas was insane

8:31 John had a 33 1/3 percent chance of getting that right

I will root for Dante every time he is the best

I burst out laughing just at the mention of the Scott steiner math promo. No doubt one of the best promos ever.

8:36 I totally agree!! Greatest promo of all time lmao.

The thing about Austin 3:16 was he was explicitly mocking Jake as a born-again Christian quoting John 3:16. 10:45 I was thinking of the "Sheamus representing himself in court to prove the brouge Kick shouldn't be banned" storyline.

The more recent version of “I don’t give a sh*t about your kids” that John might have been referring to was Sammy Guevara saying that to Ethan Page. Page was saying that his daughter had to be subjected to seeing Sammy and Tay Conti on TV or something like that and Sammy replied with the above line.

Damn I was hoping to see his reaction to seeing Steiner Math 🤣🤣🤣

at 7:40 John finally realizes he has no chance this week.

John is such a casual lmao

The irony of that Samoa Joe line coming on the same day that Jeff Hardy got arrested is not lost on me. #Foreshadowing

Really liked this one, especially trying to guess who it was said to. And as for what dante was saying about the Steiner math promo, it's either #1 or #2. Lex luger's "I don't know" promo is legendary and if you've never seen it, you need to because it is so horrendous that it can't be beat.

My first clean sweep. My mother is very proud

John was definitely right about the ‘kids’ quote making him think of something more recent - Sammy Guevara said it to Ethan Page about his kid. Another brilliant quiz video guys!

Steiner Maths is and always will be the FUNNIEST promo to ever exist. Wrestlers will try to reproduce funny promos like it, but that level of hilarity cannot be manufactured.

12:07 best part about Kurt saying that to Sami and Kevin is the fact that TNA technically didn't exist at that point anymore they had shortened the name and had been rebranded as Impact Wrestling at the time. I'm not sure if it was an intentional mistake to make it a worse insult or if it was a genuine botch of lines but it was hilarious and I still laugh at that line

Dante with the squash match. God dang

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My favorite comeback iz what Paul heyman sais when he was talking 2 JBL on ECW. "THE ONLY REASON YOU WERE CHAMPION FOR A WHOLE YEAR WAS BECAUSE TRIPLE H DIDNT WANNA WORK TUESDAYS"

That Steiner math was pretty epic it’s def 1 of those promos that u don’t forget lmao

Can’t believe neither of you got the Stone Cold one. The idea was that he was mocking Jake the Snake’s religious gimmick

My all time funniest promos: 3. Who's your daddy Montreal? 2. Any Macho Man ramblings 1. Steiner Math

That Brock to Heath one had me dying. I actually met heath and asked him if it was planned. He said "I go out, say two words from my script, forget the rest and wing it since we are live. I said I got kids! Brock came up with that and actually apologized backstage after."

Dante, you were close with the Sunny Days line. It was rumored that Bret was having an affair with Sunny, which he wasn’t. Shawn said that line and almost broke up Bret’s marriage. Bret beat Shawn’s ass. But the kicker is that Shawn was the one sleeping with Sunny the whole time

Sammy Guevara said the "I don't give a fuck about your kids" line recently too. I think that's what John was thinking of.

I want to see you watching the numbers don’t lie promo for the first time. It’s beautiful

I had 23 points wagered all of them but I was scared as soon as I heard “sunny days my friend” I could just hear Shawn saying that to Bret in my head and I knew I won

That marker cap snap🤣 14:22

We need to see John’s reaction to the Steiner promo

11:00 orton said it when he was punting the McMahons Being a randy Orton fan, i can never forget this jeez

Thought for sure they would know Austin’s famous line was directed at Jake The Snake when he first said it. That was one of the most awesome moments. God, I miss those days of wrestling.

The "I should be a lawyer" comes from MJF challenging Moxley for the AEW title with Smart Mark Sterling as his lawyer/"campaign" strategist. There was a contract signing and MJF/SMS thought they had gotten one over on Moxley because of the terms of the contract but he revealed after the signing that he had added a final clause (to fight Sterling 1v1 if I remember correctly) and he schooled them something like "Don't sign a contract without reading it, you should know that Mark. I should be a lawyer"

The two TNA promo that are must watches and I can watch over and over again are the Steiner Math promo and the Jay Lethal vs Rick Flair face off.

I just went and watched the Steiner promo and couldn't stop laughing

Dante’s literally the goat at these lol

Ya i kinda stopped watching wwe when Attitude era ended lol just got busy in life. Love rewatching the matches from 90s-early 2000s :)

#1 was at the King of the Ring towards Jake after winning with Doc Hendrix/Michael Hayes.

How he not know the Scott Steiner promo? That is the most hilarious promo of all time. Hope Dante did show it to him after this.

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at Dante's score and you look at John's score, and you can see that statement is not true.

Dude John be killing me with his answers 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

Sammy Guevara to that Ethan guy in that one group from AEW is the recent one I think John is thinking about.

8:32 really John? The Steiner Math promo? It's legendary

One is good at predicting/guessing and the other is good at remembering. They are perfect for a superhero duo.

The Steiner Math promo is the stuff of legends. Best promo ever

Total blow out... Wow. This was amazing guys!!!

The first time Steve Austin used the 3-16 line was after he beat Jake Roberts at King of The Ring. Jake had just came back with man of God, Priest gimmick and 3-16 was a shot at the Bible verse John 3-16.

Lumberland and MBW is like wwe and aew😂

Love the content guys! You never fail to entertain me.

I have to say that last one was EVIL! I'm loving these quizzes, and I'm still anxiously looking forward to y'all doing the quiz I sent in. Edit: I only missed a couple, and ended up with 50 total.

This was a squash match

9:43 I thought it was Dean Ambrose to J&J security😂

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Dante went off!!!

The phrase at 13:00 was also dropped in some AEW promo quite recently.

Yes the original 3:16 came from Austin to Jake the snake Roberts after kotr final. Jake was going through his born again christian part of his career and he would quote John 3:16.

The best part of the steiner math promo is the numbers add up,

Mathematics with Scott Steiner is college level✅

Love that he brought you guys a line from Stiner Math

How u guys didn’t kno his Austin 3:26 got created is embarrassing, one if most iconic WWE moments ever

I was hoping we would get to see John's reaction to the Steiner math.

Also yeah I think when Orton said that he hasn't seen Linda in awhile, he would've also dropped her with an RKO (or punted her). Let me tell you 2009 Orton was the PEAK of Heel Orton by far

The Orton to the McMahon’s one was during his period of systematically taking out to mcmahons with legacy

"Its AEW, I think we can both agree to that" bruh

Batista: "There's nothing this man hasn't done except beat me" *As he looks deep into his eyes* Lol it was the crowd he was talking to

I'm pretty sure John was thinking of Sammy Guevara saying I don't give a **** about your kid to Ethan Page on an episode of dynamite or rampage recently

To me the most impressive performance is the DOUBLE SWEEP CITY.

Austin's Austin 3:16 was directed at Jake the Snake Robert's when he was using the preacher gimmick I believe guys

8:39 STEINER MATH!!!!! 100% agree greatest promo ever. the numbers literally dont lie and they add up as he says they do. dude is a college educated mathmatician.

Stone Cold said on Broken Skull Sessions that he only ever said the 316 line that one time at King of The Ring. They put it on a shirt, but that's it.

I was born in 2000 never aced a quiz so hard in my life, knew most everything on this list Steiner and AJ Lee were the only ones i wasnt certain on

15:27 haha Sunday Sunny days 😂

The Sunny Days promo. Fuck that lead to a huge fight between Brett and HBK

Shout out to Steiner math lol

i remember that sacrafice promo iconic as fuck

I'm jealous of that title. The actual WWF version of title. Cant find that many places

This was a fun one...I got a good majority of them correct

“I don’t care about your kids” was indeed said this past week btw!

The kids quote was used by Sammy Guevara like 1 months ago

I’m not sure if anyone has addressed this or not but 18 of the top 20 videos on the channel are wrestling so keep up the good work boys

Dante embarrassed him, lol

it's alot of promos I can understand he missed but the Shawn Michael's Sunny Days is to damn infamous to not know.

I can relate so much with Dante, he really loves wrestling. And John is super funny!

I didnt do well in this quiz, but if there were to be a part 2, and within the attitude or ruthless aggression era, Im convinced I would absolutely kill it :) Great content Bros

just went to the scott steiner promo immediately ... it actually IS hilarious 🤣

Sammy said "I don't give a s#*t about your kids" to Lambert too.

Surprisingly I got almost everyone of them 😯

i m 23 i watch wrestling since i was 3 and i am always impressed by how Dante guess these, like i would never.

Steiner Math is an absolutely LEGENDARY promo.

wagered all of my 21 points and was so glad when sunny days was mentioned

I can't believe I never watched that Scott Steiner promo before. That might be the funniest promo of all time.

How in the name of all that's holy did y'all NOT get that line from AJ Lee's pipe bomb on the Bellas? That was a PRICELESS promo. GOTTA go look it up, was funny as hell, and actually very accurate too

Dante with the runaway, love the content!

This was a great quiz, please do more

10:45 just gave me war flashbacks

That Steiner promo is pure gold!!!!

John guesses The Miz at least 40% of the times.

great episode, I had most of these as well. Nerd power

i can proudly say i got the 2 points for the i should be a lawyer promo cause i quite remember that segment😂tho i dont remember him saying it likenthat so it was kind of a hunch

Moxley saying he should be a lawyer was during the MJF rivalry where I think MJF was delaying the match to work in his favor. They did something where Mox last minute had it weaved into the contract that if he beat "Smart" Mark Sterling (who's character is he's a lawyer) in a match, he can face MJF in any match type he wanted if I remember correctly.