Guest Host Chelsea Handler on Roe v. Wade Being Overturned, Giuliani’s “Slap” & GOP Hypocrites

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Guest Host Chelsea Handler talks about the Supreme Court overturning Roe v. Wade, massive protests all across the country and countless people carrying some very creative posters, women removing menstruation apps from their phones, Justice Clarence Thomas saying that contraception rights and gay rights might need to be overturned as well, Nancy Pelosi reading a poem in response to the decision, what it really means to be “pro-life,” Marjorie Taylor Greene bringing God into the mix, the Texas State Attorney General closing the office early on Friday and declaring an official holiday in celebration of Roe being overturned, Rudy Giuliani getting “slapped” over the weekend, and some suggestions on some laws to legislate men bodies.
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@xoxot22 Жыл бұрын

Chelsea is probably the only person I want to hear a monologue from right now. Love her and this

@johntnguyen1976 Жыл бұрын

100%

@hoober9001 Жыл бұрын

Ditto

@kr13100 Жыл бұрын

Yup

@johnyliltoe Жыл бұрын

I very rarely watch this channel any more. I had to be here for this.

@Dragonstar13 Жыл бұрын

I didn't know how much I needed this until I saw it. She's on fire.

@andrewlittle4488 Жыл бұрын

Chelsea went ‘D-E-E-P’…. and the people who booked her knew exactly what they were doing👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@jakeolthof Жыл бұрын

RBG caused this.

@Brandon_388 Жыл бұрын

@@jakeolthof who is RGB?

@jakeolthof Жыл бұрын

@@Brandon_388 Late female justice.

@samiam4544 Жыл бұрын

@@jakeolthof So, none of it is on McConnel and his bs reasons for tanking Obamas pick?

@ChristianMission Жыл бұрын

of course, Kimmel, Handler and ABC are democrat propagandists; notice not a word about the dems having multiple super majorities during which they could have codified roe but didn't, and that is because they financially profited from the abortion issue

@JeRrY2789 Жыл бұрын

Chelsea is a pro at hosting a talk show . She seems so comfortable and natural. She needs to have a late night show again

@parellasmakeup Жыл бұрын

Exactly . What are they waiting for ? She is so talented , funny . Tired of seeing only men hosting these shows

@halberkstresser Жыл бұрын

barf

@luvinlife2887 Жыл бұрын

She used abortion as a contraceptive (killed three unborn babies) and brags about it and wonders why people have a problem with abortion.

@Redtee1986 Жыл бұрын

@Shadow Cat she quit her show because they tried to control her voice 🤣😂

@safiehroshani4719 Жыл бұрын

She is wonderful!

@MiklehMouse Жыл бұрын

Having Chelsea guest host was spot on considering the current events going on now. She slayed!!!

@TheClairemyst Жыл бұрын

This was the Monologue I needed. I trusted Chelsea to BRING IT

@vanessacolina Жыл бұрын

Only Chelsea could have delivered this monologue so fearlessly. Great job!

@kittybear9693 Жыл бұрын

Fact

@chrisnaron2064 Жыл бұрын

So brave.

@johnbrowne3950 Жыл бұрын

"Fearlessly" on a left wing, liberal Democrat? LOL

@ABJr229 Жыл бұрын

yea, too bad is not funny

@carolinepandalove7214 Жыл бұрын

She was spot on with every word!

@jonnydubz8895 Жыл бұрын

This is the best, she needs a comeback and her own night show

@theresarosenquist7810 Жыл бұрын

I absolutely love Chelsea!! I am SO glad you have her on as guest host, especially NOW!

@beckv8526 Жыл бұрын

When I heard Chelsea was the host this week I thought the timing was heaven sent! She didn't disappoint! Bravo!

@ronaldbrush4373 Жыл бұрын

She never does!

@misfittoy327 Жыл бұрын

@NOTSEEklaus DavosDemon Someone was triggered. Tell us all about Hades, Lucifer. How are trump and Melania doing these days? GREAT JOB, CHELSEA!

@VBass1000 Жыл бұрын

her jokes are crap her writers are in a wired state of mind. but i love how mad she is

@nikolatovar9884 Жыл бұрын

@@VBass1000 bot

@VBass1000 Жыл бұрын

@@nikolatovar9884 im human

@rubencastaneda7953 Жыл бұрын

This lady is always very fearless and tells it like it is. Glad to see her hosting all week.

@ProgessivesBwhitetho Жыл бұрын

yet she ignored school shootings

@debbiemcgugan374 Жыл бұрын

@@ProgessivesBwhitetho when? She has been very vocal about it and addresses it in this monologue?

@ProgessivesBwhitetho Жыл бұрын

@@debbiemcgugan374 when it happens daily in democrats districts

@happytimeharry363 Жыл бұрын

@@ProgessivesBwhitetho ,...it does?

@ProgessivesBwhitetho Жыл бұрын

@@happytimeharry363 yes, you only ignore it because they aren't white but minority kids

@mmolchin Жыл бұрын

Thank you for calling out their hypocrisy on universal healthcare and supporting that policy with this platform. We desperately need to catch up with the rest of the modern world and guarantee healthcare free at the point of service.

@laclochard Жыл бұрын

Yes. I'm watching from Spain and I wish people on the US resist because what happens there influences the rest of the world. We have enough polititians here trying to privatize health service and destroy the amazing public health service that we used to have. And also trying to take us back centuries ago in many issues.

@LeviAlexanderF Жыл бұрын

Nobody does it like Chelsea! She is a complete natural, I still watch her old shows!

@Liv-or5ci Жыл бұрын

This particular guest host couldn’t have come at a better time. I needed all this

@taahasiddiqui1071 Жыл бұрын

ah yes, this is all about you

@Liv-or5ci Жыл бұрын

@@taahasiddiqui1071 yes. Nobody else is allowed to need this lol. I called dibs on needing this

@RobertaNicholson1374 Жыл бұрын

@@taahasiddiqui1071 you tried to shame her and failed! Are you ashamed now? Idk how it works.

@anutpalgogoi9741 Жыл бұрын

@@RobertaNicholson1374 Well, If murdering babies didn't do trick...

@marybell3013 Жыл бұрын

@@taahasiddiqui1071 she didn’t say it was all about herself. Does it feel good when you’re being mean?

@88happiness Жыл бұрын

Loved it!! She had just the right amount of anger for the subject matter,

@edwingonzalez3184 Жыл бұрын

Yes let's pro.ote murdering babies what

@TeddyLikeTeddyBear Жыл бұрын

Best monologue ever!!🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 I couldn’t agree more with everything she had to say….& this really made me miss Chelsea on TV :/

@deerobinson557 Жыл бұрын

@Kasha O'Basha Nice come back. lmbo

@michabaran8683 Жыл бұрын

There are perfect jokes here only Chelsea could deliver so well! Bravo! Good job Jimmy on selecting such a charming substitute.

@johntnguyen1976 Жыл бұрын

Scary how Chelsea nailed the truth of having a separate group chat with relatives in Florida. That one hit close to home 🤣😭🤦‍♂

@dawnstanley1733 Жыл бұрын

Same here.

@MaryAnnNytowl Жыл бұрын

Or, in my case, Missouri.

@katme8055 Жыл бұрын

Don’t forget Texas

@pooky1959 Жыл бұрын

We aren’t all Neanderthals in Florida!

@pooky1959 Жыл бұрын

@@northernpunx1978 , there are a lot of liberals here, but we’re outnumbered. It’s about 60-40

@marjoriejohnson6535 Жыл бұрын

She's the host we needed this sad week.

@UncleMikeNJ Жыл бұрын

But maybe Florynce Kennedy, who died years ago, is the host we deserve. She once said, "If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."

@iknown0thing Жыл бұрын

@@UncleMikeNJ but the same pro abortionists claim that men CAN get pregnant.

@t.dmytryshyn2615 Жыл бұрын

I have been so God damn mad it was good to laugh at these assholes.

@karami8844 Жыл бұрын

Why sad?

@karami8844 Жыл бұрын

@@UncleMikeNJ Horrible statement.

@lonstauder9861 Жыл бұрын

Chelsea Handler is at the top of her game as guest host of the Jimmy Kimmel show! This is the Chelsea I remember. You Go Girl !!! It's time for another Chelsea Handler show!

@beatsbyschrute1531 Жыл бұрын

I miss the Chelsea Handler show. We need her back on TV for good

@alinaigrad Жыл бұрын

All the protests mean nothing if people don't vote them out of their offices.

@sorayaassar1602 Жыл бұрын

Amen!!!

@bradweinberger6907 Жыл бұрын

You can't vote your way to changing the Constitution

@colindong7316 Жыл бұрын

I agree! Vote out those losers democrats like Biden.

@echomikekilo63 Жыл бұрын

She nailed it. All of it. Well done, Chelsea!

@echomikekilo63 Жыл бұрын

@NOTSEEklaus DavosDemon Weak response.

@Left_hand_clapping Жыл бұрын

@NOTSEEklaus DavosDemon troll

@ladywolfwolf Жыл бұрын

@NOTSEEklaus DavosDemon x you are so funny. you really have your own show.😅😅

@CamberHill Жыл бұрын

This must be the most brilliant monologue in history of TV

@PattavinaFragolina Жыл бұрын

I miss Chelsea’s show that she had back in the early 2000’s!! She’s great at hosting!!

@LydiAtheistLady Жыл бұрын

I loved her monologue. Ladies keep protesting. Keep up the awesome signs. Vote.

@ileanahernandez1709 Жыл бұрын

Unless they are protesting every day in every state voting will not work. Let's remember the Democrats have done nothing for us since we protested and made abortion legal half a century ago. Both parties don't care so how about third or fourth party ? Take away their power and give us back our rights.

@mikedown1250 Жыл бұрын

Not just the ladies...they need support from everyone

@Kay-yg2jb Жыл бұрын

So we are at a time we applaud women having multiple abortions and hating opposition? I don't really understand women saying this is their right. As a women your right is the opportunity to get pregnant and being respectful to your body. Why is it so hard to have a respectable partner, responsible use of contraceptives, and emergency action if you make the mistake of having unprotected sex (you should also be getting tested for std's if that's the case). We should be fighting for better reproductive education, healthy relationships and funding for better healthcare..not a last resort option. By the way ever look into Planned Parenthood History I for one don't want to support an organization built on racism.

@justg1226 Жыл бұрын

@@Kay-yg2jb Grow up. What world do you live in where everything is so easy and quantifiable. Look around, read a book, listen!

@karmaoutlaw Жыл бұрын

@@Kay-yg2jb You are truly disconnected from the reality of what a real woman goes through. Do you even have a job (that wasn’t handed to you by daddy/cis spouse/brother/lover)? Do you DO anything besides shop for bargains and plan your next vacay? Your ignorance is disgusting and shameful.

@noahtr6238 Жыл бұрын

She hit all the issues in a few minutes. Her explanation for "prolife" couldn't be any better, and the hypocrisy of GOP about prolife couldn't be anymore obvious 👍👍

@perpetualpursuit Жыл бұрын

@globalwarmhugs7741 Жыл бұрын

they aren't pro-life, they are anti rights.

@radryan1431 Жыл бұрын

I thought babies are fighting for civil rights

@noahtr6238 Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@tas6233 Жыл бұрын

W@@perpetualpursuit tf5pppolllp

@MFLapin Жыл бұрын

This rocked! Total therapy in these times. Well done, Chelsea!

@heatherallen2236 Жыл бұрын

Chelsea I LOVE YOU, I LOVED YOUR MONOLOGUE, YOU ARE AMAZING!!!!!! You say out loud, for all to hear, all of the snarky sarcastic things that have been running through my head since this this whole nightmare started. You actually managed to make me laugh and feel a little bit better

@TheBookNerd11 Жыл бұрын

Thank you, Chelsea, for saying what we all want to say on public tv. It was perfect.

@jayherm1979 Жыл бұрын

ok bot

@TheBookNerd11 Жыл бұрын

@@jayherm1979 😂 Just because you disagree doesn’t mean I’m a bot. Sorry to burst your fragile little bubble.

@jaeboogie2786 Жыл бұрын

Karen I know that's you girl. Sorry for the passing of your Nemesis and friend Leslie Jordan. RIP

@andrewmcisaac2234 Жыл бұрын

Lol you speak for no one

@TheBookNerd11 Жыл бұрын

@@andrewmcisaac2234 Are you sure about that? Feel free to read through the other comments to see I’m not alone.

@jagotiberan2181 Жыл бұрын

Chelsea Handler doing this segment is exactly the awesomeness we all needed right now 😌😌

@dawnstanley1733 Жыл бұрын

So desperately!

@jules-tn4og Жыл бұрын

NO. The awesomeness you need is to strike. Do something and no, protests do exactly nothing. Hit them where it hurts them. They don't give a damn about media.. Their pockets are full of money made out of your tears and pain.

@meathead2676 Жыл бұрын

Right...🤣282 likes and only one comment ...

@karami8844 Жыл бұрын

Not really

@kenhenry489 Жыл бұрын

@delam3869 Жыл бұрын

Greene uses "God" like it was some kind of cleanser, as if saying "god" is going to purify her dirty mean nasty heart and soul. Chelsea Handler you're amazing. Keep exposing the hypocrites of the world. Thank you, gracias, merci........

@jschuler53 Жыл бұрын

delam. what a great metaphor, god as cleanser. So many people do that.

@MsAnnaBaxter Жыл бұрын

Your first sentence is so spot on! I have words other than dirty, mean, and nasty for her, but thanks for cleaning it up! ✌🏽

@wildoceanappaloosawomangay2535 Жыл бұрын

Go Chelsea! Love to see a strong, intelligent woman saying it like it is! 🙏💚💪

@Indigogal Жыл бұрын

Fierce and fearless! I think she’s just getting started. This is what we need more of! Thank you, Chelsea ~ can’t wait for more!

@Thejoshuahess Жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@jordanwilliams8040 Жыл бұрын

It's not only corny and predictable but also completely inaccurate and misleading. DEMOCRACY has been restored, people get to vote on what they want fair and square. 90 percent of abortions are electable. 3000 a day! In America. Birth control is free and easy..it's called consequences for your actions and being an ADULT and not a victim

@bobbyd9319 Жыл бұрын

I think they have an opening soon at CNN! We need another mouth piece like you, handler!

@justsayin7169 Жыл бұрын

You mean careless and thoughtless right?

@Jag2323 Жыл бұрын

@@justsayin7169 Elaborate 🤔

@billjoe2916 Жыл бұрын

Chelsea is killing it!!!!

@bushidopiratecrew Жыл бұрын

3 times in highschool alone, amiright?

@edwinamendelssohn5129 Жыл бұрын

She just repeats the same lies her handlers hand her

@MaikasCooking Жыл бұрын

That was the best monologue I've ever heard. Applause 👏👏👏👏🙌

@rnorth8812 Жыл бұрын

The best thing she said was "If there were no men, there would be no abortions." This is our fault, why are we punishing women for something we cause?

@ginabonina6427 Жыл бұрын

This was refreshing. I want to see more celebrities calling fools out like this.

@PIFF50 Жыл бұрын

Yaas

@robinr.berardini4792 Жыл бұрын

Outstanding! Thank you Chelsea 🥳

@boborsini433 Жыл бұрын

Like always, Chelsea slammed it!

@roisin2459 Жыл бұрын

I love this woman's humor! Rock on Chelsea!!

@peternewturkey Жыл бұрын

She killed this monologue!!! This makes me miss her show so much… the monologues were the best part!!! I hope she comes back to Late Night TV!!!

@crystalborne8315 Жыл бұрын

Like how she killed 3 babies in high school cuz she couldn't keep her legs together?

@krisk3363 Жыл бұрын

@@crystalborne8315 you are sick, what's wrong with you freaks

@1termt12uml7 Жыл бұрын

@NewSolo777 sick freak...

@Jack-hi1ss Жыл бұрын

@NewSolo777 Not all people are christian bro. We have freedom of church from state.

@Larez121 Жыл бұрын

@NewSolo777 We're supposed to have separation of Church and State. Read the first amendment. But the religious zealots on the Supreme Court are forcing us to follow their religious values.

@anthonydomoracki4850 Жыл бұрын

Chelsea pulled no punches like I hoped she would. No offense to Jimmy, but best monologue in years

@nancy3848 Жыл бұрын

I love Chelsea but Jimmy also would have blown today’s monologue out of the park. He can be fierce too.

@kayapapaya Жыл бұрын

They would make a great team!

@Justafeller Жыл бұрын

One is just as foolish as the other. Great team!! 👍

@michaeladams6847 Жыл бұрын

@@Justafeller but MTG and Rudy are great minds, I assume? 😂

@amandanunyabusiness5027 Жыл бұрын

She needs her own show again!

@adrian_hook Жыл бұрын

God I miss Chelsea having her own show 😩♥️

@carolsampietro9873 Жыл бұрын

This was GREAT! Thank you Chelsea Handler!

@mikeyf7039 Жыл бұрын

As a Texan, I want to say our AG is a joke… and our governor…and senators… How about we make Election Day a holiday? What problem would these politicians have with that if they’re willing to make this atrocity (overturning roe v wade) a holiday?

@JadenKaye Жыл бұрын

I'm as sick of Gov Hot Wheels as you are.

@mikeyf7039 Жыл бұрын

@@JadenKaye between his freeze non-response, his “tattle on your neighbor” abortion law, and blowing $250M on a wall that will never be built… he has to go. BETO ‘22!!

@patrickmartin6977 Жыл бұрын

it is for most unions

@Catman1798 Жыл бұрын

I suggest you move to California then

@jranaboy Жыл бұрын

@@Catman1798 agree… No to Beto

@frankstidham1439 Жыл бұрын

Justice Clarence Thomas is not fit to serve on a tennis court.

@VM805 Жыл бұрын

Yeah because we need more activists on the bench who can't define what a woman is. GFY! MAGA! 2024

@UncleMikeNJ Жыл бұрын

@Savior Money Bullshit.

@UncleMikeNJ Жыл бұрын

@@VM805 You voted for a goddamned traitor. You are going to Hell with Trump.

@lisamj Жыл бұрын

Preach! Yes Clarence Thomas is repulsive.

@fredcoyote9477 Жыл бұрын

@Savior Money Also no right for women or blacks to vote. What’s your point?

@christinasnow3995 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for speaking out! We as women are so sick and tired of having our rights taken away.

@patricktoebe7901 Жыл бұрын

So glad to see you on television again! Keep speaking the truth!

@thursdaythornley7053 Жыл бұрын

Courageous lady with a sailor’s mouth. I LOVE HER!!!

@robertcowan7610 Жыл бұрын

Ditto! Hope you're in this fight! ( I'm sure you are.) BTW, Great comment!

@auggieeast Жыл бұрын

It's funny how these are released early, so I can watch this now, and still catch Colbert. Beautiful.

@Larez121 Жыл бұрын

Same here lol! Then Seth Myers.

@jcoopes5604 Жыл бұрын

Seth releases @9

@jefschobert9765 Жыл бұрын

Just checked a few stock prices and wire hangers stocks have jumped 159%

@thursdaysrecords1 Жыл бұрын

I LOVE Chelsea Handler. She's a force of nature and an American Treasure!

@dewilew2137 Жыл бұрын

I’m so proud of Chelsea. I’m also proud to be from the same town, and to have graduated from the same high school as her. If you know anything about Livingston, New Jersey and the culture there, it’s no small issue to have admitted to three abortions, especially in the early 90s. It’s a very small, very wealthy, conservative town.

@JennyLouLou Жыл бұрын

We love you Chelsea Handler. You are a breath of fresh air and we've missed you!

@socal20001 Жыл бұрын

We want to hear from jimmy

@superheronebil Жыл бұрын

@@socal20001 he will just cry on stage

@lynnemaclean2644 Жыл бұрын

Chelsea, what a home run, girl. I can’t tell you which gag was funniest. You had me laughing - and crying.

@meab12 Жыл бұрын

I cant tell which gag was funny. Actually I can't tell what the gag was meant to be

@sergeikorolevGZ Жыл бұрын

@@meab12 then go home... and back to 1951 ;) The gag could be the last one, the one with new rules for men :D

@meab12 Жыл бұрын

@@sergeikorolevGZ buddy, I have no idea what you're trying to say

@sergeikorolevGZ Жыл бұрын

@@meab12 man, the only thing that comes out of your mouth is "i don't understand"... how do you even got to the comments section? lol

@lilcay4016 Жыл бұрын

@@meab12 Don’t worry. It was cringe to me too. Lol

@TheEllaEnchantedx Жыл бұрын

I cried when Chelsea lately went off the air. The Netflix show was okay, but I would really love to see her come back to late night

@oscararroyo5667 Жыл бұрын

Great monologue! Big, big fan of Chelsea.

@juliamallik3728 Жыл бұрын

I forgot how much I love this woman's bluntness. She has always said it how it is.

@Nicholas-ze5vv Жыл бұрын

You mean she always shares her unsolicited opinion. Stay in your bubble, my friend.

@lolfala101 Жыл бұрын

@@Nicholas-ze5vv lol y'all literally wrapped in a religious federalist bubble. Keep drinking the kool aid. Hope this affects pro life women, the lesser the better.

@michaelhradek8419 Жыл бұрын

What a piece of work. For the seventh circle down below

@floogelhornzzz4770 Жыл бұрын

Then why doesn't she teach the Creator's truth? Exodus 20:13, Rev. 21:8 🔥

@iamcasihart Жыл бұрын

@@Nicholas-ze5vv Oh, you mean like how you and countless other men keep sharing and forcing your unsolicited opinions onto women?

@EffingtonCouldBe Жыл бұрын

The writers are spot on... excellent monologue.

@naturalbornkieler6805 Жыл бұрын

They f*ing NAILED it!

@myrnashoults9735 Жыл бұрын

Knocked it out of the park!

@krisk3363 Жыл бұрын

@@artflores2812 who is killing babies? We are talking about not forcing women to carry an unwanted pregnancy. A fetus is not a baby, get it through your thick, brainwashed skull

@sinistersageness Жыл бұрын

I don’t care about you crying feminist, because you let men compete with women. Your defeating your own cause lol

@thegoodreylo4749 Жыл бұрын

@@artflores2812 Killing women isn’t funny

@joshscism2351 Жыл бұрын

That was so very good! Well done, Writers and Chelsea.

@thebigguy8306 Жыл бұрын

👏BRAVO Chelsea - you said what many of us are thinking.

@carolinepandalove7214 Жыл бұрын

Damn Chelsea you were on fire!!🔥 Absolutely hilarious!! 🤣

@dnw9181 Жыл бұрын

Great opening ! Boy I truly miss you on the tube. Chelsea you're on top of your game . Have a great week 💌👏👏👏👏👏👏 Yes you're simply looking "Fabulous" ! 😘

@gabriellar9576 Жыл бұрын

Guillermo is such a wonderful addition to every single thing possible on this show; Also Chelsea did AMAZING with narrating this entire tragedy that has been bestowed on our nation.

@sanjon2008 Жыл бұрын

They really gO together sO greAt 😀 JK must be freaKing ouT

@mathildeyoung1823 Жыл бұрын

It's not a tragedy that more unborn children will be protected.

@QueeniePooh21 Жыл бұрын

Best person to handle this monologue

@krisnine1112 Жыл бұрын

So happy to see Chelsea Handler on this week! Love to hear her tell it like it is.

@bobbyd9319 Жыл бұрын

Like it, or how you want? Love liberal tears!

@SJ-vb3tg Жыл бұрын

@@bobbyd9319 half the country can't read above a 6th grade level.... someday you might reach that lofty goal

@Left_hand_clapping Жыл бұрын

@@bobbyd9319 Love the fact that less young people will be affiliated with Christianity? Love the fact that religious affiliation is diminishing in the US? Love that people who claim to be Christian are embracing authoritarianism again (think 1930s Germany and Italy). I don't think you understand love at all.

@bobbyd9319 Жыл бұрын

@@SJ-vb3tg yes, I am in grade 4 now, so yes ! I

@TiffanyAllen1784 Жыл бұрын

@@bobbyd9319 No, you're a troll. American kids don't say grade 4.

@haroldgallagher9557 Жыл бұрын

I'll be honest - I've heard of Chelsea Handler, but never listened to her before. Like many of you, I think she handled her guest hosting duties just perfectly. She had the right tone, got her point(s) across, and her monologue had a nice flow to it. And with all due respect to Jimmy, of course, it was nice to get a female's point of view....bravo, Ms. Handler!

@luf4rall Жыл бұрын

She has a lot of experience being a show host

@jzozo1 Жыл бұрын

So True Harold, I have been wanting to cry this whole week but she made me laugh. She needs her own show again.

@repeatdefender6032 Жыл бұрын

My face hurts from smiling so hard, trying to stifle my laughs in a very quiet house... funny as f@ck!

@jccc9393 Жыл бұрын

All of a sudden all these people can define " What is a woman?"

@maryannbrown5762 Жыл бұрын

Great job, Chelsea Handler!!

@sheilafitzgerald6298 Жыл бұрын

Chelsea Handler is on point as always!!!! Love her!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@cb2146 Жыл бұрын

Oh! Those signs were fantastic!

@linato1855 Жыл бұрын

Chelsea’s always spot on with her comments. Her monologue was amazing except for the leaching in the but….part, I was having my dinner while watching! 🤢🤣🤣🤣

@kimclarke5018 Жыл бұрын

“I will be here all week long, or at least until republicans make it illegal for women to talk”. Chelsea don’t give them any ideas.

@gobigorange Жыл бұрын

You better watch your mouth 😂

@upbeatproductions7614 Жыл бұрын

Democrats are disgusting.

@Maya-iv2rw Жыл бұрын

Did she define what a woman is?

@74artgrrl Жыл бұрын

Too real for our audience apparently but I applaud this!

@superheronebil Жыл бұрын

@@Maya-iv2rw lol they don't know what that is

@matthewcdupre Жыл бұрын

Chelsea is great... Love the I don't give a F**" attitude

@leonrichard7105 Жыл бұрын

Great writing and Chelsea delivered the jokes to perfection. I love, love, love this woman!

@carolrademacher7002 Жыл бұрын

You did at great job 👏🏼. Get your own show again ✌️❤️

@Jackwagon Жыл бұрын

She’s such a ball-buster. Love it! 🙌🏼🤣

@bobdobbs69 Жыл бұрын

Breaking balls, breaking rules, and breaking news!

@bobdobbs69 Жыл бұрын

@dang_an1 Get used to it...;)

@miketheweaver923 Жыл бұрын

I love this woman, and everything she said oh so true

@noreenconstantine4612 Жыл бұрын

Unfortunately

@Godfrey_first_tarnished Жыл бұрын

Men are regulated, because if you get a woman pregnant you're forced to pay child support and what about the man's body working for next 18 years to support a child that he probably didn't want does he get a choice to say what he does with his body? And who fights for the unborn childs rights?.

@dihboas Жыл бұрын

She should rule the world, I love this woman ♥️♥️♥️♥️

@mariekastler5391 Жыл бұрын

Chelsea used Art to hold a Savage mirror up to our civilization. Well done!! Kudos on the approach of menopause! Croning is going to be AMAZING: imagine, if you will, caring EVEN LESS what stupid people think. Prepare to impress yourself: can't wait to watch❣️❣️❣️

@derekutt1809 Жыл бұрын

Chelsea is fantastic!! Her monologue was on point. 😀😀👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

@scarletdamsel3139 Жыл бұрын

Not really she's a puppet incase you hadn't notice lol

@smilingpolitely5237 Жыл бұрын

this was utter garbage.

@vegasj305 Жыл бұрын

She was nervous, she read the monologue like the statue of a robot!! Otherwise, it was funny!

@thisistheaccountname Жыл бұрын

If you're giving a zygote personhood, it's unethical to force someone to use their body to keep another person alive.

@evac3928 Жыл бұрын

Someone needs to test this by suing for a forced kidney donation. Make sure to target a politician or CEO. We will see how the rubber meets the road.

@alyssamoore3626 Жыл бұрын

YES. If they want to save lives, why not force everyone to donate blood, plasma, bone marrow, and a kidney? And force organ donation after death? The govt can not take my organs when I die unless I gave consent. Why does a corpse have more rights than a living person? It's insane

@kykwiltz402 Жыл бұрын

A commenter on another site said (and I’m paraphrasing) that if a zygote is a person, the parents should be able to claim it as a deduction on their taxes.

@gothiccircle4283 Жыл бұрын

@@evac3928 McFall vs Shimp

@kirbyourenthusiasm Жыл бұрын

The uterus is the only part of the human anatomy that is exclusively designed for the support of another human life. It literally serves no other purpose.

@elizabethmartell3258 Жыл бұрын

Wow...Monolog was Brilliantly Funny and spot on 🧡

@jvs333 Жыл бұрын

PLEASE!! Give this woman her own late night show!!!

@chigirl2028 Жыл бұрын

1000% to everything she said!!!

@cjbrown1979 Жыл бұрын

Except saying "menstuation". She said it wrong like three times. I thought it was intentional but no. 😂

@marymonroy8442 Жыл бұрын

Chelsea was on fire! We need more of this!

@braykers2226 Жыл бұрын

No we don’t 😂

@lindsayjohnston7465 Жыл бұрын

Minority American Taliban

@braykers2226 Жыл бұрын

@@philipjoseph5099 not even that, she’s ridiculous. This ideology she’s pushing is absolutely hurting our country

@rblad739 Жыл бұрын

That’s the only Jimmy Kimmel monologue I’ve actually enjoyed.

@Ceerads Жыл бұрын

Excellent! More Chelsea! You need your own late-night show! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@annbriscese474 Жыл бұрын

Thank you Chelsea! You hit it all on the "head".

@udntknomeXX Жыл бұрын

Makes me really miss The Chelsea Handler Show. Miss her tell-it-like-it-is no holds bar monologues.

@nateanderson1255 Жыл бұрын

I think you meant Chelsea Lately.

@jmag579 Жыл бұрын

I remember watching it back in like 07 with my then GF and now ex wife 😆😖

@udntknomeXX Жыл бұрын

@@nateanderson1255 Welp she had The Chelsea Handler Show, Chelsea Lately, Chelsea, Chelsea Does, and After Lately... But thanks for telling me what I meant...

@hanslangitan6047 Жыл бұрын

Yeah it's hard to raise unwanted children to be a person with good quality.

@sabrinakopke8911 Жыл бұрын

"you didn't like wearing a mask imagine being forced to have a baby" LOUDER

@thisistheaccountname Жыл бұрын

I don't think males realize that they're going to have to pay child support unless they want to stay with the mothers. A vasectomy is very affordable.

@lastjob2011 Жыл бұрын

No abortions. So ban Viagra too!

@jennywilcox Жыл бұрын

Any male who supports this should be totally castrated!!!

@nicolepsy Жыл бұрын

It's also considered birth control and therefore, won't be legal much longer.

@lorettanericcio-bohlman567 Жыл бұрын

And the hits just keep on coming

@johnnya3924 Жыл бұрын

Great monologue Chelsea. 😂 I'll be watching you all week.

@susansellars8729 Жыл бұрын

Your great Chelsea you tell the truth and make me laugh, when I should be crying, and Rudy's a whoosy!!

@margafont7030 Жыл бұрын

Oh yeahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! In Spain this decision is truly difficult to understand. We have to deal every day with the stupidity of the right wing, but we are deeply sure that we won't let this happen. Bravo for all of you who have stood up to say NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Thejoshuahess Жыл бұрын

Can we please get Chelsea a late night show again!

@abelmontalvo4052 Жыл бұрын

That would be great put her on the Fox channel right after Laura Ingram

@sunseeker9581 Жыл бұрын

It does seem weird that all the late night hosts are men

@oakarusa Жыл бұрын

I feel the same way she should definitely get her own late night show...

@Stefunny76 Жыл бұрын

Yes, please and thank you!!!

@tonilaned Жыл бұрын

hell yes!!!!! I loved late night with Chelsea! her books are 💯 as well!!!

@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G Жыл бұрын

Meanwhile, the justice with the wife that wants to overthrow democracy is targeting even more rights of freedom loving Americans. Don't they make a wonderful couple?

@oneirishpoet Жыл бұрын

Ban interracial marriage! (Just for Uncle Clarence and Funny!)

@DrNancyLivingCoCreatively Жыл бұрын

@@oneirishpoet that's called Loving and yes.

@Justafeller Жыл бұрын

"Overthrow democracy" lol 😆 I just love the liberal language. It's so impulsive and overly emotional while using no reasoning, logic or facts.

@michaeladams6847 Жыл бұрын

@@Justafeller you're thinking of Tucker Carlson, sir.

@TheKnives777 Жыл бұрын

@@Justafeller You seem to be the emotional one, are you done crying, do you want to let it all out and whine some more?