Guido Magician with Mark Normand | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 65
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Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES!
THE BABES are joined by @marknormand from the @WeMightBeDrunkPod or you know from his special Out To Lunch and appearances on Comedy Central and Netflix. Guys get straight into and are shocked that Chet Hanks claims he wasn't raised by a good male role model. HIS DAD IS TOM HANKS! Do you think Tom Hanks is a good role model? I mean that Jamaican accent says a lot.. The three quickly transition into another topic to where we learn, Bill Hader stole a ravioli bit from Chris! Do you know what a Hermès Birkin bag is? Or how much it costs?? For a Berkin bag Mark will be sure to sing whatever you want. Julia Fox was lucky enough to celebrate her birthday with Kanye West who gave all her friends Birkin Bags. Those babies go up to 400,000 dollars! WILD! We learn that the boys enjoy a good drink, but don't do drugs, BUT enjoy edibles. Headlines are read and it makes the 3 question, Are we going to sh*t?! Is this armageddon? Hollywood signs everyone, even the Tinder Swindler! Mark is getting married in New Orleans. Shane Gillis, Dan Soder, Tim Dillon will be there and so will Yamineka! Will his wedding turn into a comedy show?! Mark tells us about growing up in New Orleans and getting two weeks off from school for Mardi Gras. Sal shares a story about being on a float in Mardi Gras with Harry Connick Jr. !!!! Chris tells us about Harpers Ferry in West Virginia and that we have to go! From there we get a History lesson from Chrissy histories about colonial times. Soon after, we learn that Victoria Secret hired a model with down syndrome for the first time. That brings the conversation to talking about Miss America Show Us Your Shoes Parade, home break ins and is avocado a dessert?
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@tylerzulewski2424 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Chrissy will jump in on any song Sal sings even if he doesn’t have a clue. Lol
@MadVillain23 2 жыл бұрын
That’s because they’re true babes
@adamlangdon2245 2 жыл бұрын
51:27 min in. 🎼🎶😁😘
@imboofingit8684 2 жыл бұрын
It's all part of the CHAOS BABE!!!!!! YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS 💥💯💥
@Zoso37123 2 жыл бұрын
Can't help it when you're a gay!
@jacobhancox8144 2 жыл бұрын
Yessss pappi
@jeffysoule2076 2 жыл бұрын
This pod was friggin ravioli!!!
@user-hg5rc7xc3l 2 жыл бұрын
mark normand is feeling pretty gay, sal acts gay, and chrissy babes is neither fully straight nor fully gay. these are the lgbtq icons this town needs
@ojeda5577 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget queen titi Jerry
@joshuawilkins7578 2 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand is the only podcast guest who crushes so hard it leaves the hosts speechless. 👏
@sammybananas 2 жыл бұрын
I watch every podcast he is a guest on. The guy is a situational-comedy genius.
@gaba_goblin 2 жыл бұрын
Mark sorta susses Chris out as someone who will often rather say an "outrageous" or offensive phrase in HOPE it'll be funny as compared to crafting it into a joke like Mark. All great dudes, but Sal and Mark seemed more cogent. Edit: I guess it's honestly more of a nod to Sal's versatility. He crushed it on Mark and Sam's pod!,
@NaruBrilu 2 жыл бұрын
@@gaba_goblin ya ive noticed that too the more i watched chris in videos. It seems like he tries to say the most outrageous things that he can think of instead of doing it as a joke way. Also seems like he fake laughs when other people make a joke
@odk1105 2 жыл бұрын
thank god because chris and sal alone is a snooze fest. Anything after history hyenas has been absolute garbage.
@NaruBrilu 2 жыл бұрын
@@odk1105 ... yet you're here.. on Ep 65 of this podcast
@ekkepper 2 жыл бұрын
"You should do a history podcast" - Mark to Chris lmao
@daryldunson7154 2 жыл бұрын
Lmao I caught that too
@user-vh5lm7ny9u 2 жыл бұрын
I'm still team yanni baby. RIP history hyenas
@kokorolex 2 жыл бұрын
That one stung
@blakesexton2092 2 жыл бұрын
Iiiiiiiiiiii I’ll ioiii I’ll ioiiiyiiioiiiiu
@Merkerygm 2 жыл бұрын
miss that shit, got me through many 12 hour amazon shifts
@twinkiesandwine9310 2 жыл бұрын
I think we can all agree-- The pillows are the real star's of "Hey Babe"!!! 🤩😂🤩
@rg1062889 2 жыл бұрын
And there's no corners!!
@guidemonkey 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but no pillow for the guest?! What is this Cuba? Some comedians are more pillow worthy than others? We the People demand Guest Pillows! .. or something
@jumbolumps666 2 жыл бұрын
Legit I opened the comments section to say I can't believe they brought the pillows to Chrissy's house 😂
@Lizzypoohxo 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Babe Pillows, Covering crotches for comfort
@Fender0ckreR 2 жыл бұрын
Normand is the GOAT of podcasts
@antoniomontana7856 2 жыл бұрын
Billy is better
@gmunz360 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Normand switched from ravioli to rigatoni *COMEDY*
@jessicagonzalez2310 2 жыл бұрын
Chris should be on drunk history 😂
@BerdFly 2 жыл бұрын
He should be on anything
@ChrimsonChin 2 жыл бұрын
That's actually a fucking good idea
@realgambadogaming 2 жыл бұрын
46:20 Chrissy with his head in his hands after what Mark said has me rolling, not a lot can move chris like that hahaha
@RyanWBL 2 жыл бұрын
"They pay her in crayons" holy shit that killed me
@willvr4 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah not much truly shocks Chris. That was such a great joke haha
@joshshoemaker7696 2 жыл бұрын
I see Mark Normand, I watch. Simple as that #Comedy
@ImEddy92 2 жыл бұрын
This is why I'm here lol
@vicentediaz5268 2 жыл бұрын
“It’s a good fat like sal “ 😂😂😂😂😂
@ambercarr861 2 жыл бұрын
Chris: "It would be funny if you found out after" Mark: "No we killed her." Norman is the G.O.A.T
@chobblegobbler2536 2 жыл бұрын
He’s so glad damn quick
@patriceanthony5727 2 жыл бұрын
@@chobblegobbler2536 lol I like you.
@_MOORE_1986 2 жыл бұрын
"I wonder if she could lift a car?" 😂😂
@Verifiedsinger 2 жыл бұрын
"You can't stop Ronald" I spit out my drink! Lmao Sal!
@agoodfellow531 2 жыл бұрын
Mark’s “it’s the leg heil” remark was a way under appreciated moment
@TheRealLange21 2 жыл бұрын
Sal being so confident in how to sing that song, yet being so completely wrong is hilarious
@mjsudela 2 жыл бұрын
It might not be how it's sung, but damn it were all doing it this way
@AgendaInMind 2 жыл бұрын
Why do we need to hear the Lady Boy chackling in the background? Turn his mic off.
@cloudbloom 2 жыл бұрын
@@AgendaInMind which one?
@jessicabritton8750 2 жыл бұрын
@@AgendaInMind keep crying weirdo
@superPINEAPPLEmonkey Жыл бұрын
@@cloudbloom mark laughs during the part wheres sals incorrect but “correcting” chris and then mark and pimp both laugh when they start again so idk🤷🏻♂️
@delvism792 2 жыл бұрын
The eppy weppyy is about to be GANGBUSTERS! Shoutout all the babes
@matthewdawson9131 2 жыл бұрын
Pimp does dress like Elton John, dammit Mark! 😂🤣 Lmfao, never unseeing that.
@mikeyd9459 2 жыл бұрын
Cant believe anything Chrissy says about the trucking convoy in Canada when he prefaces it by saying Trudeau might be Fidel Castro's son 🤣
@stephenhawkingsfootballboo7885 2 жыл бұрын
Siding with the truckers is pure Staten Island.
@Wizard_of_Bong 2 жыл бұрын
some people believe literally anything they read, it's insane. i love how they acted like Canada is so scary and that we're so oppressed up here.
@Khedran 2 жыл бұрын
Trudeau's mom is pictured visiting Fidel, as in Polaroid picture, historic timelines add up. Pull up a younger shaved face Fidel picture next to Trudeau's... actually seems legit. Means nothing, but legitimate theory imo
@jennifers.3818 Жыл бұрын
@@Wizard_of_Bong Id say having your personal, private accounts frozen bc you're peacefully protesting sounds like the beginning of being oppressed. But guess if it's not something that affects your personal values then it doesnt matter right? Just wait.
@mimigiggles4199 2 жыл бұрын
What are the odds that when Chris takes the top hat off it makes a suction cup noise?
@HawaiianPunch557 2 жыл бұрын
I seen a guy say once that Normand's voice is what you think the voice in your dog's head sounds like
@saltyb2363 2 жыл бұрын
FUCK YES!!! My fav comedian as a guest on my favorite POD!!!! Let's go babes!!!!
@bmthornell 2 жыл бұрын
Did you know mark normand has a solo pod?
@saltyb2363 2 жыл бұрын
@Brett Thornell yeah pretty sure it's on his patreon
@bmthornell 2 жыл бұрын
@@saltyb2363 yes and it’s great
@kendallleingang 2 жыл бұрын
Love Normie. He's like a machine gun of jokes. 🤣
@jakesmall3454 2 жыл бұрын
I love Marks subtle fat jokes to Sal lmao
@truejordan180 2 жыл бұрын
Mark had me dying when he said Chet hanks would curb stomp a black. That’s comedy and always will be
@illuminatusquis5909 2 жыл бұрын
Yea but idk if Chris and Sal heard it or if they pretended they didn't hahaha
@straightnobraker4677 2 жыл бұрын
Ya dude. Dyinggg
@stephenkasee650 2 жыл бұрын
It went by fast
@David-ku8nj 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen Chrissy be the one to do a face palm , he was out chaosed! 46:28
@randyisrad 2 жыл бұрын
"It's like a leg heil" Best line of the pod. Mark is an assassin
@judahjeremydelrio7886 2 жыл бұрын
Just discovered the pod. I’ve watched like 25 full episodes this week. I’m obsessed. And I must say, I find the rom Brady thruline over the last year hysterical 😂 Always some TB news, I’m sad that’ll be coming to an end 😢
@VBC_Records 2 жыл бұрын
I would bet good money on Jay Leno being the first comic in space, seems right up his alley!
@moneyhoney606 2 жыл бұрын
Mark asking about the "strength" of the new Victoria Secret model. Jesus christ that killed me. We are all going to hell bros
@jaybeeme 2 жыл бұрын
Sal smiling and nodding during the life insurance ad read is the only energy I'll accept for the rest of the year.
@ShaunDollar 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Mark for saying Chris should have a history podcast 😂
@user-vh5lm7ny9u 2 жыл бұрын
Team Yanni till the death of me
@StefanRees 2 жыл бұрын
We can literally do everything in Canada lol everything is open
@fomes 2 жыл бұрын
It’s so embarrassing that so many Americans think they’re defending the oppressed Canadians lol we good, boys!
@calebdesjardins616 2 жыл бұрын
Omgosh if I ever got robbed I’d be scarred for life. Mark just casually told like 7 stories where we was mugged or robbed.
@adamlangdon2245 2 жыл бұрын
I love when Chrissy gets all smart and isht on this show.. maybe he should do a pod where him and a hairier man discuss history like wild African dog thingies.🧐🧐🧐😁❤️😘
@user-vh5lm7ny9u 2 жыл бұрын
Team Yanni till the death of me
@mollousha 2 жыл бұрын
what a fantastic idea
@SerDunk 2 жыл бұрын
COMEDY!!! We're really doing it folks!
@OngoGablogian-ku8xn Жыл бұрын
"He's gonna curb stomp a black" thanks mark for tossing that in
@haleysmith9502 2 жыл бұрын
Mark Normand nailing the guest spot. Keep it up playa
@pirateofsteeze 2 жыл бұрын
Gillis is a real History buff as well. Chrissy and Shane should start a History Podcast! You could call it History Jackals or something like that!
@adimenon 2 жыл бұрын
History Hyenas with Shane and Chrissy would be NUTS
@revanite3021 2 жыл бұрын
Don't do this.....
@raramcgee4982 2 жыл бұрын
The hardercore history on the mssp patreon is hilarious.
@junimeme5626 2 жыл бұрын
The chemistry is so smooth it's almost hard to keep up
@twinkiesandwine9310 2 жыл бұрын
Sal's pillows made it into The "Chaos Castle"-- Let freedom reign!!! 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🇺🇸
@mir.ba. 2 жыл бұрын
The set is Chrissy's place?
@lauras3871 2 жыл бұрын
I was just about to ask, did Sal bring those from his home?! 🤣🤣
@fernandofloresgarcia9965 2 жыл бұрын
44:32 mark blows everyone head with that crayons 🖍️ line !!!! Hahahahhaa I can't !!!!!!
@jayfreedman5186 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Mark laughs exactly like H Foley in the outro and the camera zooms in on him.
@theironemald8779 2 жыл бұрын
Mark calling pimp Elton John was a perfect description
@WolverineAudio 2 жыл бұрын
GREAT EP boys 🤘🏼🔥🔥 3 of my absolute fav babes, doesn't get better than this 🙏🏼💙
@thijsfb 2 жыл бұрын
What an absolute home run of a hey babe ep, mark absolutely flawlessly adds to you guys' rambly comedy style, god bless
@djphoenix1366 2 жыл бұрын
Mark Riffs off these guys so well. Lots of laughs.
@brutongaster4404 2 жыл бұрын
Chris' grasp on news and politics is hilarious.
@binting92 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for cheering up my week every Thursday! All the love!!! PLEASE HAVE A LIVE SHOW IN TORONTO!!!!!!
@samhuff999 2 жыл бұрын
I love Mark Normand and hey babe. This feels like a gift.
@Henncat69 2 жыл бұрын
“They’re a strong people… We’ll cut that out.” - Mark Normand…….COMEDY!!
@nonoahhh 2 жыл бұрын
Can’t watch the visual at work but I can listen to the audio The chaos continues babes ! 💗
@munozA01 2 жыл бұрын
Can she lift a car......ayoooo im dying lol
@Username-fo8pf 2 жыл бұрын
Mark-Chris combination is something else!!!
@AIWFNW 2 жыл бұрын
Ive been a Sal fan since I discovered Jokers back in 2015...never knew about this pod until WMBD last week...
@Thinknappythoughts 2 жыл бұрын
You’re in for a real treat!
@CASHMIXR 2 жыл бұрын
Sal and Q have a podcast called what say you
@drewstaples9648 2 жыл бұрын
Some of my favorite comedians shooting the shit is such an amazing episode.
@slywolfe 2 жыл бұрын
Glad to have this to distract me from the start of WW3 🙏 Also, that close-up when Chris said "Yeah" to Mark talking about heroin, I felt that 👌
@zhara9741 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!!! I just spent hours watching the coverage. Thank god for this pod
@fernandofloresgarcia9965 2 жыл бұрын
Yiizzas I've been waiting for this for a year!!!!!!!!!
@wonkeycong1956 2 жыл бұрын
"It's like a leg heil" 🤣🤣
@KevinC1990 2 жыл бұрын
This is probably my 15th time watching this ep. God bless you queefs
@deyannaf4380 2 жыл бұрын
“Donaaa na naa naaa”💀😂
@MisfitMods Жыл бұрын
One of the best episodes
@yeshuasaves7882 Жыл бұрын
I watch everything mark is on. I knew it was going to be comedy gold with all you together.
@tharealhox3566 2 жыл бұрын
Killed it😂🔥🔥🔥
@melissalemieux9050 Жыл бұрын
I have been binging Hey Babe so this is a little late but as a resident Ottawan I just want to mention that the PM didn't freeze personal accounts of those truckers but rather the funds they raised through go fund me (ALLEGEDLEEYYY - coming from questionable sources) so that they couldn't use those funds to fuel their occupancy of the city. Loving the podcast!
@shanesolar3924 2 жыл бұрын
Marks face at the end is great
@danksidoodles 2 жыл бұрын
great edits for the trio!
@jh1990nene 2 жыл бұрын
46:18 --- bro HAHAHAHHAHA -- HE SAID PAY HERE IN CRAYONS??? lmaoooo
@nonamesleft9141 2 жыл бұрын
Just gotta say waiting for the post on Thursday gets me through the work week
@davidgraham1827 2 жыл бұрын
Its the intro of the show and I am already excited.
@amandafung3566 2 жыл бұрын
The dynamic of this trio was *chefs kiss*
@tpoults8141 2 жыл бұрын
Sal bringing his pillows. Love ❤️ it
@damianhbc 2 жыл бұрын
👏 👏 👏 Chris thanks for bringing up the issues in Canada. It’s appreciated, it’s pretty brutal here now. loves yah babe
@jorgecostanza7147 2 жыл бұрын
You already know babe, Mark normand = instant view.
@tylerrich7590 2 жыл бұрын
Mark just Crushed it here in Columbus last week! Absolute Legend.
@lukewojdylo9241 2 жыл бұрын
I think Mark missed his calling as a narrator for every docu-series on the roaring 20's.
@u_cant_catch_up3855 2 жыл бұрын
Love this network
@adrianmcneilly2730 2 жыл бұрын
You guys are shocking... Mark the legend.. we all more.. love
@samterri100 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Sal now the song will be stuck in my head all day 🤣
@kennethwright9338 2 жыл бұрын
If this podcast goes on for a couple more years, the bit about the super bowl winning quarter backs is going to get so long and funny 😂
@Mr.McCarthyism 2 жыл бұрын
Great podcast. Watching it again
@michaelbenson3427 2 жыл бұрын
My 3 favourite comedians in one pod let's gooooo
@kylethem9969 2 жыл бұрын
LETS GOO I love mark normand
@vladyfresh 2 жыл бұрын
Yaaaasss babe!!!!! Finally!
@straingoods2090 2 жыл бұрын
this is the best trio! 🔥🔥🔥
@bigwill-pn5xc 2 жыл бұрын
Great episode guys
@soundgarden510 2 жыл бұрын
i immediately knew the attell reference. listened to that cd hundreds of times in the car. made it even better chris chaos knew it too.
@brhode5313 2 жыл бұрын
Damn we need this trio again
@kennaakin1494 2 жыл бұрын
I hope the babes come back to AZ!!! I’d give anything to see you guys live!
@bronicroberts8670 2 жыл бұрын
Glad Kevin could make time for the Babes
@gmunz360 2 жыл бұрын
The zoom in cuts to Normand we're gold
@benfavreau5237 2 жыл бұрын
Mark just rolling with the Brady Mahomes tradition lmfao
@AlEpp1834 2 жыл бұрын
What a perfect guest for the pod babes🤌
@kylethem9969 2 жыл бұрын
LETS GOOOOO MARK NORMAND ON WITH MY BABES!
@mj8382 2 жыл бұрын
I’d buy💴💴 that painting 🖼! It’s sooo BEAUTIFUL 😻 ❤️
@geraldine6379 2 жыл бұрын
*It requires money to make money. this is the best secert I have ever discovered we don’t make money, we EARN and MULTIPLY money.*
@ethandouglas414 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been trading crypto with Mr Charles Wagner for over a year now and I've made about a whooping profit of $86,000 in crypto its not much but I'm ok with the progress since i now make a whole lot from the comfort of my bed.
@ethandouglas414 2 жыл бұрын
Get him on Whats=app👇🏻
@ethandouglas414 2 жыл бұрын
十𝟭𝟰𝟮𝟰𝟱𝟯𝟮𝟭𝟲𝟳𝟱☎️📞 👆🏻👆🏻👆🏻
@hamilcross 2 жыл бұрын
"they pay her in crayons" babessssss omfg
@mogottem8660 2 жыл бұрын
“Looks like Chet hanks is about to curb stomp a black” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😬😬😬😬😬😬
@jordan_velasquez 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart is gaining alot of traction these days! Comedy!
@michaelmolinaro797 2 жыл бұрын
Sal's face when chaos says same education at Nassau community college as Harvard 😂🤣
@UssSouthDakota 2 жыл бұрын
if anyones curious i’m still watching idk if it comes up, tom hanks sent chet to one of those awful celebrity kid boarding schools and a camp for “troubled teens” when he was a kid so he kinda wasn’t always around for chet. imo it explains a lot
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