Customer: "I'll beat you with a guitar if you make another pun" Jared: "Is that a fret?"

this physically hurt me to watch

Customer: Hi I'm looking for a guitar Employee: Hi looking for a guitar

Moral of the story: don’t let Jared work in any sort of instrument store

How did the guitarist die? He crashed his pickup into a bridge and broke his neck. Had to do it.

"I know WATT I'm talking about" that one was really bad like... It hertz a lot

Customer: "we have a complaint about one of your employees" Jared: "uke-an't stop me"

“Is Joe here?” I was expecting “joe mama” but we got *”BanJoe”*

I love how he only has 3 customers to handle with... LOL

actual footage of me and why i shouldn't be able to work at a guitar store

“Do you have Gibson’s?” “no” Gibson’s literally behind him.

7:03 he should’ve said “mind if I join in on your jam session?” As he held up a jar of jelly

Hahaha! "We have special financing. One payment. Right now."

"Do you have any Gibsons?" "No..." *Gibsons directly behind them*

1:34 me trying to make friends

Ok the “are you shure” was actually hilarious

I think Jared's favorite band is PUNtera

That sweeping joke timing tho

"Hello is this a guitar store?" "NO I AM PATRIC"

*Comes rushing into the playing area, making explosion sounds* "Dude what's going on?" "The action is so hiiiigh"

I would’ve genuinely laughed at his jokes.

I lost it at the Basement Joke

5:54 was so unexpected i actually laughed

"do you have any Gibson's here?" "No but there are some behind me"😂

"Its just a joke, pedal down" *throws the pedal with no second thoughts*

"Gibsons?... noooo, only Gib-Daughters" LMAOOOOOO I lost it at that

3:51 Austin says “what happened with my uncle” 😂😂

“Well that’s not really the type of recorder I was looking for (whistle) not what would happen (muffled noises) *gags*” I died at that part😂😂

"Nice Stratocaster." "Did you just assume my FENDER?!"

There just guitar puns, no need to FRET

Netflix: are you still watching Someone's daughter: 3:51

These dad jokes are so bad they're funny. Just like real ones.

love the puns, now I wanna go use them on Guitar Center employees lol

I laughed a lot more than I should have at the strandberg joke lol

“Hey does joe work here?” My brain: Don’t do it. DONT DO IT! Me:JOE MAMA!

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I actually laughed at "We had to ban Joe"

the pause for the broom... yes

What’s the difference between a guitarist and a refrigerator? Answer: The refrigerator can actually feed a family

"we have some gib daughters" random dude: *gags*

What is a guitarists favorite car Pickup.....

God i could totally relate to this. Ever since becoming a dad i've been like this literally, corny jokes nobody else laughs about but me hahaha

"Oh this is a silly little video, I'll just watch it real quick." *checks video length* "Oh Jesus lord..."

“I have nothing to GAIN from lying to you”

The shure one was good.

I expected a lot of drop D (D A D) jokes to be here, but... it was something i wasn't beware of

I was not expecting character development in a skit. This is "low key" brilliant

2:25 it sounds like he’s playing pray for plagues

Don't like dad jokes about guitar? Don't fret, you didn't have to pic this video and watch it. But don't worry, I don't mean to treble you at all, input your feedback in the comments. Thank you, I'll be here all night

don't take offense but I wanted to slap you after the 5th pun

when he said “i just picked your nose” i heard myself say “shut up, just, shut up”

8:48 I wanted him to pun really bad!

Jared's videos aren't really my cup of tea but that recorder bit where he slowly inserted it into that guys mouth and he just kept talking was gold.

What did the Guitar say to Jared Pick on someone your own size

If I wasn't so awkward and my local store had a guy like this, he would be my favorite employee.

1:48 is hilarious

give me bloopers noooow!!!!!!!

"ban joe" jesus :')

I laughed so hard! I can't wait to tell those jokes to my children.

A customer once asked me where the moving blankets were. "Actually sir, you have to move them yourself." I'll see myself out.

Is this the Guitar Store? NO, THIS IS JARED!!!!!!!

I sat through 9 minutes and 22 seconds of bad Dad guitar jokes... and lived.

guy :do you have any gibsons here jared: no litterly gibson in the back ground

I like how they made the guitar experience real. I always go to one and I’m suddenly looking at everything

He should've done an " A minor" pun...get it?...

Wow, this video really resonated with me, its like it was Taylor made, it really struck a chord, they really dialled in the comedy, you can really tele, I can't seem to switch off these puns, it's really pushing my buttons, now I'm feeling like a knob, I need to stop jacking these jokes before people think I'm a nut, I'm trying to not fret about it, I can't tune them out of my head, they are really amping up, they are starting to blend in with my thoughts, I'm trying to tone it down but now it's all fuzzy and distorted, it's getting harder to bridge the gap, it's giving me the blues, I keep slapping myself for letting it get this bad, the scale of it is really getting to me, hopefully I can drum up some support for my pun disorder, and hopefully someone can find The Cure for my odd case, and stop the chorus of puns going through me, and then I might be able to fret less

0:44 “do you guys have any Gibson’s” he says as the the Gibsons are literally behind him

3:49 he just shoves a recorder in the poor man's mouth and he takes 2 years to respond🤣

@3:00 I started tearing up in laughter! "Lot of A-PEAL!"

ohh man that Strandberg pun was a deep cut lmao

LMFAOO the Capo Man is my favorite! That was so creative and clever

Jared" it's not about uke" Me( a ukulele player): "FINALLYYY!!!"

This is so dumb but so hilarious I love it!! 😂

A Fenderbendertenderlendersenderpenderspenderslendergenderstander?

“Someone’s got a small case of the grumpies” I’m in tears

"Why are you wearing that cape-oh…" 😂👏🏽

8:11 I'd buy it just for the fret board

We need a blooper reel. There's no way you guys got these in one shot lmfao

“im just pulling ur strings” “u already used that one” “🖕🏻 🖕🏻”

I confess... the double whammy got me...

This is totally me, I work at a music store and I love doing this to people

JESUS CHRIST IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS

Hahahhaha i Lough a lot. Your channel never fail to rock my day. Keep doing good stuff like this.

Theres no way I could pull off a “someone’s got a case of the wumpys” without dying

Last time i was so early, Suicide Silence was still good.

is it bad that I find these jokes funny?

Customer: Pinch me Cashier: *pinches customer* Customer: Hey the strings 😂

I could live off a constant supply of dad jokes and that bit in cone on Eileen where it slows down and speeds up again

strandberg... don't lose your head over... AHAHAHAH

Friend:hey man can i borrow your piano? Me:Sure. (handling the letter P, O) Friend:What The Hell is this? Me:its what you ask for right? P and O (Get It?)

hadn't enjoyed a video so much in a long time. thanks, Jared.

I hate just how well these were executed, damn it these are good

"it's not all about uke" **uke pops out of nowhere** ok that one was really funny

When he shoved the recorder in his mouth XD

For some reason the "You can split it!" Got me

Jared Dines you should make more guitar store jokes, I've watch this many times now haha still removes stress on a bad day XD

One time I was at guitar center talking with an employee about an older guitar I own and about how its fretboard was worn to shit. When I asked him if he thought the damage warranted replacing any of the frets he stopped, looked at me, and said "I wouldn't fret about it"

i was so sad when he did not say " Then why don't you Cape O way from me"

Jared's laugh kills me 😂😂😂

Jared your videos are awesome puts a smile on my face every time