😂😂😂

and this is the reason I had to learn right handed (it was a struggle)

+KenmaXhan I know the feeling. I have to buy all my guitars off the net. There is now a bigger and better selection of left handed guitars in my bedroom than I ever see in any guitar shop.

+Callum Woulahan Not the LAST group. I'm a red-head and a leftie...

+Serendip haha no way man same!! I do everything left handed except for guitar and drums tho 😂

I totally didn’t expect to see Tyler with bunny ears here 😂

@@FabulousKilljoy I didn't expect anyone to recognize Tyler with the bunny ears!

natalie honarchian Being in sales sometimes I can relate LOL

Feel it in my youth feel jt when jm ond Jumpsuit Jumpsuit cover me. Jumpsuit Jumpsuit cover MEEEE

@Fabulous Killjoy So you changed your profile pic

thats why i just buy it online lol

Pro coverage is great! It covers everything except for fire and theft!

does it cover concerts? no leaving it in my car after the gig? no how about band practice? at your place? nah, we rent a room then no so only at home? also no, but you can practice on it twice a month sigh okay #two weeks later hey, im here for warranty. the tuner doesnt hold pitch YOU HAVE TUNED IT? man, i hope you booked the warranty plus

@@thetruth4580 ah yes lets cover the two most common ones

I walk in there and come out with a new reason why I hate them. So I Go To my Avon IRC Music and get it there.

That’s why I don’t want to go into a store but I don’t wanna order online so I’m trying to figure out how to get this hobby started

I’m in the same position but I think I’m just going to suck it up and go in the store and why should I care if they judge me on my skill or knowledge gotta start somewhere

Don't stress it, I was a beginner too and was scared to go guitar center but they were really nice

If a guitar store does that don't give them your business. Find a good one that will support you as a beginner as you know they will help you out even when you're experienced.

I was thinking the same thing 5 years ago when I started, I’m a girl and had never played guitar before and I reallyyyy didn’t want to go in but I wanted to learn to play, so I went in to my local stores and I would look at price, and i would just try stuff out and even just hold it so see how it felt, dont be afraid to ask questions to the employees because that’s why they’re there, they want other people to pick up their hobby of playing guitar too

vtricko you’re not wrong

I still like Guitar center though

🤯

It really is

xD i went there saturday

TOTALLY

my dad and I right there. "but you already have an electric guitar, why would you save for another one" "because mine is an Ibanez...Gio...it's not even worth the wood, plastic, and metal it's made from"

@@calebevans3690 noooo I'm about to buy a gio

Hhaahh Soo me Dad:Why do you need another one? Me:Because GUITAR

Caleb Evans I love my Gio! I am a v beginner but it sounds decent and does it's job so to me it's worth it's weight in gold

“I’ll transfer you”

Here? At “Guitar World”? Gee, I dunno.

@@mythhead2688 the comment I was looking for!!!

"No sir, we don't sell any guitars here, we just use all these guitars that you see hanging all around the walls and other various places only for decoration"

Rock on

Now I want to meet an instruments purely for decoration person... When they breathe on glass does it fog? Do they breathe or do they imbibe oxygen through osmosis via never blinking eyes? WE NEED TO KNOW

:v

Saaaaaame 😂😂

@@SepiaQuotient ok papu

I'll watch it

+thisisobviously yeeessss

+thisisobviously THIS! Possibly alternate between guitar shop and a studio and get spectre sound studios on it too

OH MY GOD YESSSSSS

+thisisobviously geniusss

*K A P O O*

“ hey do you know what a kapoo is” “ don’t you work here?”

It's very tempting to use this pronunciation in the future 😂

K. A. P. O. O. O OO O I INSHS

It took me so long to realize he was talking about a capo

Sad but true

Same

Same man Feels man feels

So just a kid going into a candy shop

This is so relatable

Check out Eric Blackmons`s channel. He's real people...

@@TooLooze oh yeah

Lol my thoughts too. Maybe they'll throw in free strap locks if I buy a Les Paul 🤣

rob Laws too good ikr

That’s accurate tbh. I have one.

😂

😃😄😆😂🤣

Is your comment aimed for the deaf or for the stupid?

How do you know what pterodactyls sound like

Thanks for repeating what we just heard

Satan you are super fucking late dude, come earlier next time.

Zareph oh no im late so i cant comment on anything

Satan well seriously think about it, a year later, yeah like they are gonna fucking care.

Perfect fry, amirite?

Yup, that happened in the video, thanks for commenting the line again

Black metal moment

@@ashtar3876 wahwahwah

yes!!!!^^^^

he kinda did it with the namm one

+ol skien This needs to happen!

Agreed

jesus christ 90 likes?!?!?! you guys are insane !! btw does anyone have a kapoo?

prettycute andexpensive my favorite quote of the video

We've also watched the video

What guitar would you recommend for a beginner

Anthony Hernandez anything tbh, get what model inspires you

@@anthonyhernandez6521 squier strat all the way. I'm still playing my first squier to this day.

Joe Randall could I learn to play guitar via KZfaq videos?

@@foxygrandpa_9139 You could, I do, but weekly guitar lessons help a lot as well.

ive accadentally took one and its now my lucky pic

yngwie?

Littleguy Appleby I've got a crap ton of Guitar Center's free picks

At my Guitar Center I ask for a pick nearly every time I go there. I felt so bad about this that one time I was there and asked if they sold a pack of picks and the guy was like "No but I can give several of these" as he pulled out the fishbowl and gave me like 5. It was awesome. They are like their business cards so they don't really mind giving them away.

Littleguy Appleby I take those all of the time😂

ikr

Aizu 50 troll ever since this video, that's how I pronounce Capo. Not cape-oh, but kapooo XD

maybe capoo = shitty capo

+Aizu 50 troll it's spelled kapo

Nope: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capo

and you feel this is accurate?

FREEAAAKKK!

I have a guitar for lefties bit I can't play it cause I'm right handed. Oh, why do I have it? My dad din't play that guitar for 11 years and it was just sitting in the garage in it's case. Now it just sits in my room...

Nikki im a left handed bass, i dont think i could play a left handed guitar as good unless i restring it because i learned how to play on a right handed bass, backwards and upside down.

Nikki you can fix it by restringing it and switch the strings around

I'm a lefty, but I learned to play guitar right-handed, its nice cause I got a bunch more options of guitars

ERIC GIBSON youre def gonna need it 😂

does it cover a dropped pick?

MrOverfloater depends on where you dropped it, the warranty doesnt cover water damage

ERIC GIBSON it was on the capo one

Squid Booty Lmaooo same hahaha

same!

i asked the same exact question when i got mine and they pulled up that blackstar

I think the other joke is Fluff is notorious for his hatred of Blackstar amps

I had that amp and it broke after two months ;-; I rarely even used it and I never turned it up loud, idk why it broke.

Doubt you could afford one and she knew it. I wouldn't give you that much time. If you can't identify a Flying V by yourself looking around you need to go home. The Guitar Ctr. team is taught to recognize Kiss Army

@@kendallevans4079 My thoughts exactly.

but why

Oh, you watched the video too? What a coincidence!

Dustin Olmstead ....because guitar...

that's any job for the most part.

I think every retail associate thinks this

"I think every retail associate thinks this" YES

Mike Oxlong I certainly do!

B E I N G A F E M A L E Mate you have a hole in your body not the Staff of Magnus no need to tell everyoneeeee

Use ur phone it’s a tuner ☠️

Well if you will objectify yourself by putting a guitar around your neck, what do you expect? 🤷🏿‍♂️

@@LividGamingApp tuners aren't as accurate so if they actually want to sell guitars they should have a proper tuner ready so the costumer can hear the guitar at it's best.

😂

The phaser was hilarious

+Gabriel Hole-Jones +Jared Dines HAhahah yeah that would be great video : D

+Gabriel Hole-Jones That'd be amazing :D

+Gabriel Hole-Jones He should do voice djent! :D

Bro I’ll be in stick heaven

The Drummers Life *true, very true*

In Guitar Center, the sticks are beaten to death however

It’s just as easy as shoving them up your hole my guy

i’d be rich

We have a wuhan brand gong in my high school band 🤣

@@deadlybladesmith3093 XD

Shut up

It never was good

Was looking for this comment

I was thinking windows 98 computer crashing

Kryptic uke

What is it called

+Franklin Laws Did you feel that overwhelming sense of stupidity when you saw a Capo... I felt it...

+Jye Penton Absolutely

+Franklin Laws Kapoo is a village in the Doufelgou Prefecture in the Kara Region of north-eastern Togo. ;)

!

+Franklin Laws Is it pronounced "kappoo" or "kay-po" ?

I saw a $1500 guitar with a 8 inch piece of untrimmed string hanging off of it. Yeah, Guitar repair? nope!

He said the same thing in Things Studio Drummers Say

sooo do you play taylor swift? :P

And do you have a pink guitar?

It wasn't quite 5k but this literally happened to me when my mom and I went to get my first guitar when I was 12. The guy came out with this 1200 dollar guitar saying, "Look, if your kid is serious about guitar, this is the one he needs!" my mom just looked him right in the eye and said, "Look, if you're serious about getting a sell, this is NOT what I need." lol I ended up with a 50 dollar nylon string guitar. :D I still have it. I wish the guy were better at selling expensive guitars, though....

me 2

Yeah that's how you pronounce it in america

Ally Lai I thought it was a kazoo

What is a capo?

I started to Google "Kapoo" and thanks to ya'll, "Capo" was 2nd suggestion. "Oh, Capo!" It's Kapoo from now on though. Going to troll all the Guitar Centers.

Joel Cruz for real, I broke 1 pick this week and last week 2

I mean I can wear out one of those softer picks from like 5 songs so yeah I could need pick warranty

Angelo Heringa nah I loose them

Angelo Heringa dude u need to get thicker picks XD

Angelo Heringa 🤣

Uncanny-Alex ditto

Only thing I ever walked out with at Guitar Center was a bad taste in my mouth.

UncannyAlex they are free so why not

cavecookie1 ahhh..bad taste in your mouth?....

I have 45 of them.

Me too. I wanted to try a fretless bass, and I asked to a guy, that said:"not now!" And all the others employees where too busy. In the end, another guy arrived, said "I want to try a bass" and started playing. He has been there for 30 fucking minutes, than I decided to go away. Never tried that fretless, and I'm kinda sad of that :c

dbltrplx lol I'd prefer to not be arrested

dbltrplx I would just play Smells Like Teen Spirit intro over and over again

4:36 when a 1998 computer crashes

Nobody: EntityZero: yOu ArE bAd aT cOmEdY i Am BeTTeR

@@lanius3653 I have achieved comedy

@EntityZero thank you

omg ur going to hell😂😂😂😂😂

OMG I LOVED THAT TWO

ME TREE

as a former employee i can confirm this. also you lose $ out of your check if you dont sell enough warranties. true story.

+SofaKingLeet well I was considering applying there, but that's bs, nevermind

Michael Jenkins dont waste your time. they want you to be an expert on vintage gear that you will never see.

+SofaKingLeet well considering I run an epiphone through a crate amp, I don't know crap about vintage gear

Michael Jenkins nothing wrong with balling on a budget. tone is all in the fingers anyway.

i would give you a like but having 666 likes in a metal video is so amazing

Austin Morrison Tf?

*Begins to summon the screams of the damned*

**HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

Bippity Bop 420 likes

lmao

I DIEDDDDDD 😂

And who will pay more for shipping and risk it being damaged in the process and also still can't try it out before purchasing it. You really stuck it to 'em champ!

+Stephen Bennett That's a dick move. I mean, obviously a customer isn't gonna take the time to think about it because why should they, right? Showrooming is not only a nuisance, but a waste of the employees time. As someone who works in a music shop I can tell you that in store pricing is spot on almost all of the time, at least at my store. We also price match if it's something reasonable and from an authorized vendor

Well then his local sales guy shouldn't be a dick and refuse to let him try the Epiphone. As someone who used to run a brick and mortar store, if one of my employees had decline to let a customer try out an axe because he didn't want to have to clean it again, that employee would be back to flipping burgers the next day.

then those People don't deserve to earn money, or the Guy to have this Job

then those People don't deserve to earn money, or the Guy to have this Job

If you know so much, why are you up asking for a "beginner guitar" instead of going up to the wall, picking up and testing what you want?

Because I am a beginner? My sister plays guitar too, she just lives 2,000 miles away so I can't borrow hers.

Bro literally any time I go into a guitar center they just assume I don't know what I'm talking about because I still look fairly young, so they just explain everything in the most simple, childish terms. My mom does the same thing

At my local GC I play bass in bands with a third of the employees, another third of them know that, but the last third don't know who I am at all, so they come treat me like they would anyone else off the street. There's like this unspoken agreement between all of us to just let them do it too. It's a good time.

Did really somebody recommended a guitar with FR as a beginner guitar? (I've only heard the exact opposite like a thousand times (last time today) since I'm a beginner and have a FR...)

Ikr I'm going to a guitar store for the first time tomorrow and my dad's gonna drop me off for like 3 hours so I can just play Gibsons the whole time 😂😂😂

+Harry Evans How was it?

Dont forget to buy few picks or strings, for the hours spent on playing their guitars lol

Harry Evans Omg haha

Literally I swear every guitar store employee either says "it looks good on you" or gives you a death stare when you start playing without approaching them

why didnt you sell it for more though? guitars dont really lose their value, unless they get dented or slightly damaged.

Again, Guitar center is like Lamestop for instruments. It's easier to take it to a local music store or a pawn shop to retain what you've paid for. I prefer taking it to church, make a couple cents, and be strongly blessed for it.

oldGnRrocks1 I needed money fast

I just bought a tele there a month ago and the dude was super helpful. usually they're fuckin cocks in there though

We give 60% of what the lowest to mid-priced sold eBay price goes for. Not our fault, just company rules ya feel

They do exist, but they are few and far between. I encourage you to pursue your dream!! I had the honour of teaching at a proper, respectful music store for many years.

You'll be outta business in 3 days. :)

good luck man!!!

Jonas5537 Oh my gosh... XD

Jonas5537 I

I’ve seen 15 people with this profile picture of JC Denton it’s like the Justin Y of profile pictures

OH YEAH YEAH

Oh yeah yeah

Wait, girls don't fart, do they?

I've been looked at but not treated badly at all

I'm female and I never had a problem. Maybe because I wasn't looking, I knew what I wanted. A nice capoo

Well I found that not letting yourself be treated however really helps.

Jesus Christ im not a feminist. So are you saying this never happens??? Oh I guess this video is just a feminist video then.

When i first got a nice les paul i got the warranty and dropped it second day i had it the only time i ever drop a guitar but they saved me

Tom Morello yup and when it breaks like mine did without any warning have fun paying a specialist to fix it! Also hope your drunk friends don't spill beer on your pickups bud. It's called being a smart responsible instrument owner man, don't be a jack off.

Warranty isn't an idiot tax, it's a spare tire. I have warranty on all of my electronics, even though I've not once screwed them. There's a first time for everything.

Tom Morello warranties are a great way to protect against accidents. My rule is pick an amount that you can easily come up with to replace a piece of equipment if it fails, mine is $150, any gear that costs more than that get the warranty. That amount or less no warranty. That simple.

+Tom Morello Good thing I'm a dollar budget luthier, but WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD WARRANTY PICKS?(picks are for pussies tbh) And warranty's are useless life vests since a company could be under new management and has the power to void/reject the warranty at any time(ask AVGN).

David Dylan lmao that's awesome

I W's at a music store with my sis so she could get a new guitar and after I payed for it the cashier was like take some picks to me and I was like o_0 I play saxophone then he said take em anyways

David Dylan Sam ash is the best 👍🏻. So much better than guitar center.

Djent, bruh...

I use a 54 for my low D string and D is not even like the most brutal tuning in the world

what if i want 20w to 124 on my six string? what are you, the string police? are you going to arrest me on charges of tuning lower than E standard?

20w???? First off if you tune low enough you literally are killing the need for a bass player, hell you're a bass player that hasn't come out of the closet. If it's a baritone guitar I get it, nothing wrong with that, but a normal guitar, you seriously don't need anything overly thick unless your fingers have the strength of ten men.

+Jason Jacobs i heard jazz players tend to use really heavy strings to prevent accidentally bending notes in their chords, and heavier strings add that bling to your clean sound. but tuning lower than drop a makes no sense to me either... d tuning ftw

4:37 too

Golden Wolf 27 probably

My dog when is about to throw up

will dvsds i made the wrong decision do NOT get a floyd rose as a beginner

@@sebasrodriguez8273 i got one as a beginner and its not hard to figure out... then again im handy with my hands i can figure shit out. and i like to work on things so actually im glad i got it

@@iniquity7 same, I got a rhoads v for my first electric when I was like 11 and it taught me a lot. It's just funny now hearing people complain about it.

PolarBoss 898 it’s all about feel lol

@@gonz9278 nice! That's a sweet guitar

Guitar center classic

That's why the luthier perk and ebay can be your friend in cases like these. GC goes by that dreaded commission pay roll like a dealer because they're trying to get rid of their inventory, but generate a small profit to pay these saps a living wage. I'd be fired within a week for BS reasons like telling them the truth/secrets of fixing a broken instrument without busting the bank, guitar lifehacks, and work with the customer's needs instead of throwing random stuff they can't afford/suits their needs just to be on top of the sales board.

Brandon Rodriguez how do you get a pay cheque when you were 13

summer job at my mom's shop

I went to go buy my first motorcycle, yes first motorcycle, and the dealer tried to sale me a Hayabusa. What a dick.

That's probably a truth for every specialty store. 😅

Mostly cuz you just instantly feel like your crowding them after they say it. At least in my experience

Cuz it's a retail store, not a zoo. Come in with money and buy something, don't waste our time.

@@BasedHyperborean the one near me is a zoo, I go to watch the local creatures attempt to play Smoke On The Water

Neat

+Manoloutti I'm not quite sure I could handle the bloopers on that one tbh

+Manoloutti yess!!!

+Manoloutti HellzYes

I second that!!!!!!

Yaaaassss plssss

dude for real... haha

intenttothrill plug it in. You will see God. And not in a good way, either. I seem to recall extremely loud and unpleasant. Glad speaker cable is thicker.

A SPEAKER CABLE HAS TWO RINGS. A GUITAR CABLE HAS ONE RING.

Adrian Martinez same

You know... no working at all, jammin’ all day and getting paid for it! Who wouldn’t want that?! 🤘

@Isaac Flores that’s how it is here in Czech republic 🤔

Adrian Martinez same

gooood I hate those guitar store douches.