This was Jay's worst hair/beard phase.

So glad Jay filled in the missing parts of his beard.

"No matter how good a film is, it will always be bad" - I live by these words

If you think Jay’s chinstrap looks good, you also have a chinstrap

Back in a time when Jay and Mike looked forward to sequels and superhero movies...

"I'm really looking forward to Prometheus" Oh Jay...

Jays beard. Oh no.

These old episodes are like time-capsules.

"It's not for everyone. It's barely for anyone." haha

Jay used to look like an extra in The Witness starring Harrison Ford

"All I know is the places I'll go won't include libraries." - Jay Bauman

"I feel bad for movies these days" Oh 2011 Jay, so naive...

Such a strapping chap with that chin strap

Melancholia: "It's barely for anyone" - Mike

RIP Jay and his Amish beard

Amish Jay

Ah yes, the Amish Jay era.

Mike: She's a weirdo, she does horrible things Jay: laughs with glee

I love watching this for the first time in 2015... Jay was looking forward to seeing Prometheus and The Hobbit. Heh.

Lookin' good, Jay. Love that upside-down-head look

1:44 For a split second I thought they said: “I’m Mike” “and I’m gay”

Jay looks like he’s stowed away nuts for the winter.

25:44 the chuckle from Jay filled the empty void in my soul with jay(i mean joy)

Jay rockin' that Amish in the big city look

I find Dunst attractive too Mike, its ok.

These guys are the best.

Thanks for the Dunst In Checks In recommendation.

I was always a Kirsten Dunst fan too, Mike. Melancholia was a gift to us...

My entire body cringed when Jay said 'I'm really looking forward to Prometheus, and the new Hobbit trilogy'

6:28 LOL this whole part is hilarious

5:58 Mike describes The Girl In The Spiders Web: A New Dragon Tattoo Story

Jay's reaction and Plinket's acting is the most genuine thing about 2021.

the half with the bag on tattoo

I wonder what 2011 Jay would think of the film Deliverance...

You may not like it, but this is what peak Jay looks like

Jesus Christ, it's 2019

"Prometheus... I'm really looking forward to that". Oh poor poor Jay

i love kirsten's teeth. that's part of her appeal

God, I want more movies like this!

Maybe this is every recap before 2016-2017 onwards, but man we had it so fucking good back then, it was almost a luxury to complain about remakes back then.

Avengers, Hobbit, TDKR, and Prometheus all came out in the same year? My brain doesn't understand that.

Have you guys done a review on "The Road?" If you haven't you should and If you have....where is it?

While I didn't like the story, you can't deny that David Fincher knows how to direct.

Mikey! When they are talking about Bridesmaids.... Jay said "I felt like it was a little too self indulgent.." all seriously n Mike just said "Bridesmaids?" lolololol I'm cracking up.. i would've ran with that. Bridesmaids felt kinda envious to me..Like it wanted to be the center of attention almost...

I love Kirsten Dunst's teeth.

Jay’s “Romper Stomper” look.

melancholia sounds kinda like the writer likes majora's mask quite a lot

Mike is the only person I've ever heard agree with me that Bridesmaids is depressing. i really didn't even enjoy it because it was more sad than funny. and everyone else tells me thats a weird take and they didn't think it was sad. but Mike is on my side, so I'm right.

David Fincher is the best director working Today in Hollywood

I like Jay's Rap-Metal Vocalist phase.

If you choose to ever re-watch Melancholia, imagine that the characters already know about the oncoming rogue planet during the wedding reception. It's visible to the naked eye that evening, scientists would know all about it by now. Was the wedding perhaps an excuse to throw a big celebration with family? Justine keeps looking up at it, while the rest of the folks at the wedding are acting like it's not a big deal. She's in the mood she is because sees the end coming, while everyone else is in denial. Then in the second half, we see that she's come to peace with it, whereas Justine's sis and bro in law were in denial during the wedding and thus handling it much more poorly than Justine was before. The husband, who doesn't seem to visibly grieve at all on the final day, doesn't even make it to the end. You can choose to accept your fate and embrace our inevitable and beautiful end, or you can pretend everything is normal and then be much worse off once the truth can no longer be ignored.

Odd how at 6:30 mark he describes Captain Marvel... jumping on a train and flipping thru a window....

all the good points they mention about GWTDT are from the novel lol

13:41 in contention for the best edit ever made, ever.

18:02 that was _dead on_ for me

I love this film one of my favorites of all time.Iwish sony would get there shit together and do the sequels but it probably won't happen.They're too busy rebooting spider-man over and over again

maybe I've just watched this too much but has Mike told that train scene before?

"feel bad for movies these days." How times change.

The rape scene made mike physically uncomfortable

Jay's trying on different facial hairs like a mii character.

NORMIES ON FACEBOOK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The goth get up is very much armor. It's a protective spikey garb against the world. If you watch the original trilogy, the third movie especially, this is very clear.

Mike keeps channeling Mr Plinket reviews

I don't suppose there is a point in commenting on a video this old but as I watch this in 2020 there are three more books, not by Stieg Larsson who died in 2004 but by David Lagercrantz. I recently read his first sequel and I hesitate to spoil it for anyone but the girl with the tattoo goes without any action for a long period and just survives by her wits for a while in hiding. This was basically an interesting tutorial in how to obtain a safe house by the quickest and easiest means possible with not much of a network of friends to draw upon. Normally this is no problem in an action movie, the hero simply crashes someplace in an industrial area or a house that happens to be deserted and moves on after a nap or bottle of whiskey or something. Maybe this is plausible enough for most but I think the series is priding itself on realistic and minute procedural details, so it has to make this long stretch interesting, and it does. The whole interface between private and official investigators is a theme for all the novels that I think is skipped in the movies apart from the journalism perspective, a pity, because the private security characters are much more honest in their assessments because getting paid by the job cuts down on the politics interfering. Also you have to be competent in a private firm, although at the bottom rungs, people who urban police call upon to patrol people who get death threats when they can't spare anyone, are not very competent at all. We get more of a picture of competent but not excellent cyber security experts, and its actually very interesting, although I think there are KZfaq videos that show more detail as to security methods and devices. The point is, most of this small army of official and private security protecting average urban citizens and small business are outmatched by the much larger, ruthless, criminal and espionage organizations. They would soon lose the struggle were it not for eccentric but oddly overskilled quirky detectives who are the heroes. I am thinking to tune into Homeland to see more of this, also there are a lot of similar scandi procedurals such as The Bridge that are still innovative a decade after airing.

Rooney was good, but you just can't replace Noomi in this movie in my opinion. She was so powerful in this role in the original version.

I was a bit disappointed by The Muppets, though I thought it was okay. I was hoping for something better.

Where does the time go...

These guys crack me up

19:14 Could be said about Stranger Things also

Jay kinda looked like he couldn't get the Saw trap off in time.

4:21 Mike saying Normies really made my skin crawl

The original movies are quitegood. I was very surprised.

Lol @ the beginning 😭😭😭

The original is better. In every way. A must watch.

Wow, the optimism at the end there.

Was this taken offline and then re-published at some point? Weird it's a 2011 catch up and the video was apparently published Jun 26 2015.

Was "White habibi" a fashionable look in 2012?

Even they couldn't predict the oncoming mainstream cultural appropriation of nerdom that The Avengers heralded

In retrospect I wonder if Rich Evans ate Jay's fat

Are you saying Fight Club was stylistically designed to be that way?

Watching this from 2015. I love their optimistic "2012's looking up" movie mentions, Prometheus, Dark Knight Rises, The Hobbit. At least the Avengers worked.

Why does the info say this video was published on jun 26 2015, but it feels like it was filmed in 2011? Is it a re-upload?

Why the fuck am I watching this in 2021???

I still think Dunst peaked in Jumanji

I thought the second half of melancholia let down the other half and stopped it from being one of my favourites

where uh. can I get a copy of Dunst In Checks in?

31:30 - Foreshadowing Jay's great disappointments...

I call this Jay’s Amish period.

1:44 Did he say "And I'm gay"?

So that’s what Doku Umarov looked like in his twenties.

This movie really deserved a proper sequel with Fincher returning. Instead we got a very odd reboot with none of the talent returning for it. Damn shame.

RLM’s reaction to super 8 is about what I expected, despite the fact that it’s my favorite movie of all time

You know Milwaukee's a dump when it makes Chicago look sophisticated and classy by comparison.

I want to see the cool action movie mike describes hahaha

Mormon Jay, strikes again !! Tan tan tan !

The ending on this video doesn't waste any time, does it? lol

I will watch the Muppet show no matter how old I get. The Muppets are great

The only time I’ve ever walked out during a movie was “ how to lose a guy in 7 days”

Super was great. But reading some of the user reviews was frustrating.

Jay bin-Mohammad