Savior

Trains 😱

Im trainsphobic doe

Elevators are actually trains

Not all science team personnel wear capes- I meant ties!

i like to imagine that he was at the store one day and decided to buy a photo frame but he didnt have anything to put in the frame so he just kept the placeholder photo that was already there, personally

This guy here probably knows more about the HL series - both lore and game mechanics - than most people at Valve could ever hope to. Nice to see you here, Blackimus. Your video about the HL1 cockroaches made me realize just how many little details I was missing (and likely still am) from the game.

the funniest in-universe explanation i’ve seen is that gordon bought the frame and simply left the stock image it came with.

Wherever I go, I see your face Marph

@@peekaboo1575 is right. Marph is Kind Of A Big Deal. All hail! Also I can't believe these guys didn't mess around with the guy taking a poop in the bathroom...

he's deaf?

​@@hurtabdul he was programmed and coded to not respond to NPC's.... Just like some people in the world

lol !!!

Ross Scott is a talented guy. Freeman's Mind and DoomGuy Mind are great series, lel

@@Fr564 I know. That guy’s voice is my childhood/teen years.

From Gordon Freeman to Doom Guy to Goldmask, who knows how much further this voice will go!

​​​@Papyrus1910 What do you mean, he voices Steve in Minecraft. They fired the guy that goes "oof", you won't hear him in current versions of the game.

@@four-en-tee he actually voices both the male and the female protagonist. What a range this guy has.

I feel ya, I just turned 40 and didn't expected it to be reminded this brutally by IH

Yeah, being reminded of how old both me and this game are was a heavy blow.

I loved playing Half Life when it came out. I haven't had so much fun since working on the railroad during the great depression.

I was -3 I'm not -6 now so this is kinda a bunch of baloney

@@btaxis678 No he was joking, you are in fact the *only* old person. Everybody point and laugh at the slightly older guy!

And thanks to his incompetence, and the general narcissism of his staff and grew and just a lot of workplace inefficiencies hazards and and red flags that really should be overhauled... He never will.. And to think this could have all been avoided if payroll hadn't screwed up and he could have afforded that good brand of dental scraping equipment, instead of those q-tips with biodegradable single use double packs.. this all could have been avoided... Just a couple of extra dollars he could have even had just a big enough box of store brand q-tips that he didn't have to keep reusing them every time they would snap off, trying to desperately attach the cotton to the increasingly degraded stick, because the gas station pack only came in a pack of two and he only needed a dollar more just to get a thousand but he only had two.. It's a cycle where there are many parties responsible in some way or another throughout society.. the scientist for being sociopathic narcissist.. black Mesa and it's failure to maintain proper eye wash stations that could have cleaned in here just as easily.. the gas station single packs for overpriced desperation purchases.. it's the thing but it's never enough of the thing.. Let's not even get into payroll, who left a few minutes early the week before and hadn't gotten his paperwork processed until Monday and it was a holiday so it didn't really get done till Thursday.. and it never will get done because now it's Friday and everyone at payroll has been transferred and they lost all the files after the nuclear cleansing.. The government for its bureaucratic incompetence in requiring back and forth forms to be filled out in real time on both ends by postage, losing them several times.. so even if they had been seen by payroll they still wouldn't have gone through anyways.. and the cycles of graft and incompetence that maintain that system which has caused government contracting to go into Private industry and independent contractors who are often unqualified because they don't need any paperwork.. It's aseries of events that could have easily led to a successful test and every single problem would have been more than likely still triggered by the weekend crew but that would have been significantly less personnel, and significantly less quality of personnel, perhaps to a point where by the nuclear glossing we hadn't even raised an eyebrow of the universal Union.. Or even if it has happened with Gordon there if you had his hearing still, he wouldn't have been able fight his way for hours if not days in tight quarter spaces with no hearing protection or even head protection depending on some canonical interpretations of the lore... No man could well.. except for a handicap turned into a handy asset, like the complete destruction of the nerve clusters and inner eardrum apparatus by way of a corrosive biodegradable gas station single-use q-tip.. that only came in a pack of two for an ear that needed at least four swabs, and in desperation turned into 29, and 37 on the other side.. Notice how valve put in all that closed captioning technology into source engine.. now you know why.

well, that and he couldn't if he wanted to

good thing he's deaf

Hello Dr Coomer

Hello, Dr. Coomer.

We have bombs, nukes, aliens, portal, and interdemnional invader, and big pits.

Help me, Gordon

FEEEED MY-MY COOIIINS, DR. FREEMAAAAAAAAAAA-

Seriously? What happened? Was it the FOXDIE? It was the FOXDIE wasn’t it?!

​@@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 it was an agent of the la li lu le lo, a man in a blue suit.

We will avenge the Freeman!

He was the voice of a generation.

The voice actor was prolly asking too many questions about the nanomachines & shape memory alloy contained in the 2nd floor basement.

It’s hilarious because I did the same thing when I was younger.

Ever seen a train accident.. you're going to ride a tram that long, you better have a shrine to Rube Goldberg for his favors.. because his wrath is only diminished by his OCD and mechanical creativity.. train wrecks are often direct extensions of the dark God.. Fortunately.. a multi-staged physics sacrifice a day, keeps the dark God to ensure a rail line mechanics pay.. and the safe return of his first born, and or second-born depending on the situation.. and we all know, if he's setting up kidnappings for rail line mechanics LOL he's probably got other plans going on... Has a real thing for pennies apparently.. or at least you did back in the day when they were made out of more robust material..

Me too! Except I only replayed the train because I had no idea where to go past the changing rooms. Perhaps the fact my computer at the time didnt have audio speakers contributed.

I was expecting him to misread it at Freeman, and just assume it is there to direct him personally.

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@@alexsalvi1824 You good?

It's funny since nobody can read braille except computers. That's why we have programming languages, to transfer readible comments into braille which can be understood by computers. My brother studies computers that why I know so much about it.

@@Chillerll are you confusing braille with binary?

Well he born with it , so its just something people have learned to not bring up.

He's just a plumber that's falsified his MIT credentials it's why the portal in half life 2 malfunctioned as well

It like Linus and his security blanket. Did I just age myself with that bit? 🤣

Different kind of tech. One is opening a hole between 2 locations in local space, what it seems they have done in half life 2 is use the universal travel method to instead teleport short distances.

not wormholes, according to aperture science, they are quantum tunnels, created by their all-new "Aperture Science Quantum Tunneling Device"! (patent pending since the 1950's)

@@juutakaster damn. I hope Johnson didn't hear me. He would have my ass.

Big this

oh yes please!

Especially looking forward to part 3

"in... about a year and a half" -Mr. PoopyButthole

Uuuuuhhhhhwho'sgonnatell'im?

"3"?! sure m8 coming up

Wasn't there a half life game on VR, I get too sea sick to play those games so I don't know

We haven’t seen one like him since John Freeman, Saver of Humens

@@arandomperson8407 Rest in piece Suppy and John Freeman, buried together like the heroes they are

yes

@@arandomperson8407agreed its too bad he had to suffer through all those full life consequences

At least we still have Guppy

More like Gordon Proudyman

He does, Gordon was a specops soldier before becoming a scientist at MIT Got too close to a gun encampment and ruined his hearing, never stand within 10ft of a 50 kids

Sounds like the kind of joke that would be in Freeman's Mind.

this is all him bud

What would make you think he has writers?

“I am Gordon Freeman, Morgan Freeman’s Grandson (no relation)” bars💯

"If the children are the future, how they never see it coming?" That one was amazing too

It's Facebook employees

Theyve done it before just doesnt really work with every game so its only used when possible.

It made Outlast so much funnier to imagine them behind the protag the whole time just watching, not helping.

It's only 27 minutes. Are you a gnat?

Bro i watch a 2 hr Half life/portal story explained this is gonna be the best one to devote your time to.

​@@cthulhurage4580 I just watched an 8 hour video on Mega Man lore. 27 minutes is nothing.

Yo most shows on tv are 30 min

​@@mude_13damn bro you must be bored as fuck

😏

all I did as a kid was run to megaton, blow it up, then start a new game to do it again. I didn't know what save states were I was 8

@@janefkrbtt I only blew up Megaton after enslaving everyone possible inside the town, to maximize profit.

@@janefkrbtt what a legend lmao

@@janefkrbtt And that's how you earned your name, right?

Hopefully these KZfaqrs make it big someday

IKR, this game is so underrated, I barely see anyone taking about it and it’s developers. Lever? I think that was their name.

@@Artcat932 Lever? Oh yeah, they made Right 2 Death, and it’s sequel. Man, such good devs, hope they make it big!

@@Dr.Oofers jokes aside: no, that was turtle rock studios. valve also worked on it but the initial project came from turtle rock studios. valve was mainly responsible for travsforming this good game into a great game.

​@@Buttersaemmel also worked on it? Valve's engine, game scripting, level design tools, writers, actors, music, Valve did much more to create Left 4 Dead then you give them credit for.

I got stuck because I thought I'm supposed to bring the scientists with me. lol

Same

Spooky.

Wtf same

My Bro actually manifiested an historian vid

So that's why Internet Historian doesn't lost his relevance

Based and Freemanpilled 😎

In HL2 the moments when control is taken away from you is to narratively show the control that Gman has over Gordon, and even when he does not control you your journey is still a straight line, thats why both games start in a train. Portal only has cutscenes in the ending.

This was a major part of the design philosophy the devs wanted to do iirc. Pretty sure I remember hearing that in the dev logs you can listen to while playing the game (if you're on that mode) It's also part of what made it so revolutionary at its time too

Man I loved that series, I even watched Sheppard's mind too

We are ever so closer to getting a Portal 1+2 expleened! Also, been binging all of his stuff recently and just finished Last of Us! This was a warm welcome for sure!

This is actually a genius game mechanic. Kids are really impatient and most of them would turn the game off out of boredom , avoiding getting traumatized by the scary aliens.