1.7k likes but 1 reply wtf (2 now)

Paradoxes are truly fascinating.

shaikh sadique internships are a good way around that system

you can be an intern

Or when i needed to connect to internet on my old 3ds but i needed to update, but i needed to connect to internet to ipdate

@John Joe could just tested their dna to see if their related to each other.

He couldn't get inheritance "under iranian law" but why would iranian law still apply to him when his citizenship is revoked?

@@davidtitanium22 hm

Regular life for us

​@@davidtitanium22 because his father was Iranian?

I think it’s because in Europe, after exceeding a certain timeline of illegal stay in Europe you are granted residency permit (if you don’t get caught in the 10 year time period of course) Don’t quote me on this this could be completely made up but i heard reports like this

@@yagmurayan8710 Technically it was not an illegal stay though.

Potter's Police, Security and Railway videos he didn’t have documents to prove it so it was

We here in Belgium are weird, we also hold the world record of longest time without a parlement

DananaBanana I think you mean ‘Zuid-Nederland’.

whos man is dis

bandito dorito he played Fortnite

@@talentleesdorito9771 fortnite profile pic = fortnite videos, ofcourse wtf kind of logic are you using

@@Klaze my profile pic is a ops from r6 and im not making r6 videos

@@talentleesdorito9771 wait, wasnt i fucking talking about myself like ffs gtfo.

I laughed too much-

Oh Lord, amazing to see you in the comments. May you bless the man and give him a nicer place to live in heaven.

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE LIKES??

I mean, do people just not get it?

And The Red Sea Passed Wiping Out All Of The Egyptian Soldiers

you was not in a cave for 3 days read matthew 27 and 28

Or 250.000 better

ِ oh no my computer is broken

*Last to leave the airport challenge* Chandler: catches the next flight

Wait i wanna know how he get money to eat for 18 yrs..

Impressive he didn't surrender

What are you doing step mom?...."bratty step mom and step son ep:18"

Understatement of the millenium - Sir Alfred thought that was his mum and she loved him like any other mother, only for her to turn around and say "lol jk you're not mine, you don't know your mother, bugger off". Even at age 27 that's got to be rough.

@DBR Liamg That would be when he was told all alonge that it is his child. She knew it was never her child but pretended to love him.

@@Ninjaananas right

They do that

And he probably learned more than we did 😂

Same...

You can get less than that for murder.

He refused the residency offer made to him because it will list him as Iranian😲🤤😲. How nuts you have to be to reject that.

@@HusseinDoha TEN FUCKING YEARS AFTER THIS SHIT ACQUIRED

seems legit

Catch 22 irl

But was offered papers but didn’t like the nationality he was given so he declined. That’s his own fault.

@@oakpineranch 10 years later bro

666th like 👹👺

that would made his mental state deteriorate even more

@@Draxzz. merely browsing reddit deteriorates mental states

@@abc6568 facts, am a redditor

@@ej-jz5rc rip

@@abc6568 it was scientifically proven that even having Reddit lowers your brain cell count by up to 20% depending on the sub

Most likely yea

@The 21 Year Old Boomer Well, yes, but his father was dead anyways, so it's not like he could be punished even more

It's most likely not. Check Atrocity Guide for more details. But basically he lied about his mom being a step mom thanks to developing a persona

@MinecraftPro15 ideally, yes. Islam has extremely thorough laws on inheritance, and the wife, daughter, and even mother of a deceased man get a large part of it. The largest part, however, is supposed to go to the children, if any. So if he was an only child but didn't have a citizenship, it could have been a ploy by his stepmom to get his inheritance

@@ezzeldinmohd6740 wow what an incredibly incorrect statement

hahaha great one

hahaha great one

hahaha great one

hahaha great one

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Emirates?

@@advin6159 Not sure what you're saying/asking?

@@sproggs Was the layover with Emirates? Haha.

@@advin6159 Ooooh haha no I was flying from Paris. It was the little Greece plane that took me there but I was waiting on Italia to take me to Rome and then the US.

Oh I had one in Hong Kong for 24 hours.

Your plane has been canceled 17 years ago

Lol

this would probably happen if you flew american airlines

*your plane departed 17 years ago*

Says everyone who flies Spirit

thats gotta suck because i live on the sun

WarriorHobo3 😂

@wowreallyseriouslytr r/woooosh

Yeah boy mars sounds good

Oh wait

that joke didnt fly, sorry

@@VRafe that's because i made it up on the fly

These jokes are plane bad

@@dubspool I'm sure this thread will take off soon.

@@dubspool No, they aren't. Please people carry-on.

Oh god dammit. THIS JOKE! AAAAARGH

I hate the internet

How is this not top comment?

He must have been just plane bored.

He was just winging it for 18 years.

If you think about it you were and that’s the scary thing

We basically are 😂😂

Is your profile pic killua?

@@swavycaca2228 yes

I feel bad for the teachers that work there now

Airplane man

PLANES PLANE PLANES, The Great Planes?

1. This is Wendover. Just his alt.

This is Wendover Productions 😂

So true bro 😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed so hard at that

I don't get why he was homeless really, he wasn't poor right?

Without citizenship or papers proving that he exists he couldn't own land

Oh I hadn't thought of that. Could he still have rented if he wanted to or would that also require citizenship?

@@katzen3314 Well, even if he could, he didn't have a reliable source of income. And to get a job, I would imagine, would require citizenship unfortunately.

At least he probably gets an actual bed there

actually the movie "terminal" was base on this guy

Kaun Troap yeah that’s why I edited in “oh...”

Kaun Troap r/woooosh

Joe King you should watch video before commenting

Jun K Don’t tell me what to do, mom!

no probably cuz of his mom and the fact that he wanted to overthrow the government

i mean, would you?

He loves crowd 🥴

He was probably insane at that point

@je'suis Elle so this is what adults meant when they say,"Bureaocracy is insane"

You sure your not Trump?

@Kon I agree, listening to Kpop is basically torture, North Koreans are so lucky 😖😖👏👏👏👏💕💕💕KJU

nkpop is the best.

LOL

Is Psy your cousin brother?

Marnige it's a joke, champ

Almost similar on how to get a job. "How to get a job" -have a job/work experience.

Marnige r/wooosh

ohnoitschris If more people weren't born wrong the world would be so much better.

reminds me of a satire joke i once heard "i dont understand why poor people dont just choose to be born in a wealthy family"

Illegal immigrant

A womAn shouting. Women - plural. Woman - singular. How fucking hard can it be?! I see this mistake everywhere these days. It is rapidly overtaking their/they're/there as my major grammar nazi pet peeve. Oh, and *an* airline crew member, not a. And we write "one", not 1 for smaller numbers. People! FFS.

how sad must you be for complaining about people's grammar online lol

Benny Löfgren calm down

None of his friends will ever be able to complain about being late again.

Ceruglyphy How sad is it that people have such poor grammar? It's not rocket science. And if mistakes aren't pointed out they will be perpetuated.

NoTubeer you mean 1988-2006: 18 years in an airport

@@Name-uq2wp Woooosh

@@nekoshka7985 couldve been better if ot was 1988 instead of 2019

@@user-ki8ef2uj1r no it fucking doesn't

@@nekoshka7985 he didnt miss the joke, he just pointed out that the joke was worded wrong

5. Have your state cease to exist Well, ooookayyyy ... I guess

Challenge accepted!

Have a gigantic grape do a hand gesture while wearing a particular gauntlet

Don't try this at home.

Wouldn't really recommend it; it tends to lead to a lot of inconvenience.

haha real life gta :P

There are many bugs and glitches, it will never change 😂

@Fmono did he say it was the only game with bugs? you idiot.

@Fmono you called him an idiot cuz gta isnt the only game with bugs. so basicly you did. and ifnot, why would he be an idiot lol

@@-Gous- wtf is your name

kremit the frog not if he got used to it

He wasn't on a plane so why would he have airline food

You know there's dozens of well known chain restaurants in any large airport, eh?

Darkedor this is such a bs excuse that airlines make for their badly prepared food. The air pressure (which is supposedly what affects our taste) in a plane cabin is equivalent to between about 2000-2700m meters high. Anyone who has eaten in the mountains (eg 20 million people who live in Mexico city) will tell you that there’s literally no noticeable difference in how food tastes at these altitudes. So airlines need to start making better food instead of making excuses.

@@TimKhalikov And thats where your wrong. planes dont fly at 2000-2700m high. thats very low, not even for regional flights. They fly at 37000/35000 ft, which equals to 11000 m, so your argument dosent make sense.

Oh this is such a sad story. Alexa play Despacito!

😂😂😂😂

I'm sorry, I don't know that.

Alexa: Please enter Sir Alfred's Visa, Passport or Refugee papers....Access Denied!

Alexa, play never gonna give you up by Rick Astly

This makes me happy that I live in Germany. At least I don't generally need immigration papers for anything.

Maddinhpws really? Even if you go somewhere and stay there for like a year? Because see I live in brazil and we have a free passing trade with Argentina so you can travel between countries freely and dont need a passport to go there, but if you want to stay for a extended period you need to get immigration documents. I actually have european citizenship because my family is from spain so this would actually come in hand for me if you can just live anywhere in there

@@BirdSeedForSpeed Dunno depends on the country. But if you are a spanish citizen you can at least live in the entire EEA without need for immigration documents.

Ten years into his dilemma, he refused the residency offer made to him because it will list him as Iranian😲🤤😲. How nuts you have to be to reject that.

@@HusseinDoha Because his Iranian citizenship got revoked?

Ouch

Someone else commented something similar, lost their stuff in a house fire. Only took her 4 years. Maybe contact her and ask how she did it? Seems like a big problem

The US is so fucked for that. My sister had her British passport and birth certificate, and New Zealand drivers licence stolen last year. Already replaced all of them from New Zealand.

Okay "Jordan Haas," if that really is your real name.

Oof

If I had to be stuck at an airport It could *at least* Be something like Singapore Changi or Doha hammad

@@Coolsomeone234 or Lufthansa's First Class Terminal in Frankfurt

@@Chrischi4598 True

@@Coolsomeone234 Indeed.. Id rather kill myself

@@Coolsomeone234 about changi... good luck staying in there at all... they'd kick ya ass out... and land you in jail

Some tough shit

No he isn't Freely.. and Freely is with me.

No he’s still at the gas station.....

I never knew airports sell milk

@@oneowlboi7817 ...and cigarettes.

Who's is he?

Wendover

Hey, at least Singapore got some good shit in their airport

@@YourFriend413 Singapore is awesome There is an outside bar area with a sauna span and massage.

One Weird KZfaq Name probably Dennis bunnik

😂👌

”tbh”

He wouldn't hand over the pictures he took of the Eiffel tower

XD

Underground baguette trades

"France-lite" :D

We speak dutch and not french! I dont know what kind of shrooms this guy is on but they sound amazing

@@laurensd.l.2717 hmmm, you speak BOTH dutch and french! With a little german on the east...

@@edmonddantesdif5016 Should've written 'we speak mainly dutch and not french' my mistake :)

@@laurensd.l.2717 oh! No problem. Damn corrector right? X)

Same.

Probably not

merci beaucoup

Je deteste mon ami je prefer low poulet

@DisThingSux YT: As a native French speaker, I can tell that what you said is total gibberish. You even used two English words and forgot an accent.

@@Accrovideogames its..... on purpose

I mean, you still need a passport...

Nah, just your ID card.

license car

@@yendar9262 That is also the case between South American countries

Ninjask Is Bae I mean you’re dumb not to bring it these days

Haha this deserves to be pinned

Have you been to CDG? That is not the airport you want to be stuck at - even as an aviation enthusiast.

@@lucas1984 CDG the Stalinist donut of airports.

hahaha great one

hahaha great one

no dude you should check skillshare

@¢h453NdR34m5 😂 me too

Yeah all these ads about brilliant.org, squarespace etc. in these channels 😂

and honey too if you need coupons

ok mr. 777 likes

Lol, so true, that 2hr feels like 2yr in there.

If everytime you go to the airport it feels like 18 years, and you lived there everyday for 18 years, would it feel like you lived there for 118,260 years? (18 years x the amount of days in 18 years, if you want to do the math yourself)

You're usually stuck at an airport only a couple of hours, maybe 5-7 max, so multiply that by 3 *THE KEY TO IMMORTALITY*

@@sasmalprasanjit2764 I understand that lol. Time feels different when you are in airports and planes.

Ya I think there is a lot more to the story. That is one way to save money and after all the years in the Airport I guess he was used to living with people around all the time.

or it all went into paying for his medical costs, seeing as he was stateless and had no access to any sort of national healthcare if any exists? Thats going to be my uneducated guess lol

It would have been the same burocratic nightmare for him to rent an appartement ! We would have need papers he didn't have, and with no papers there's no bank account or job, and you need to have both for most landlords to accept you in their property !

@@kineticdeath There's no hospital fees most times here in France (unless you're having plastic surgery or going in a private practice where they overcharge) thanks to our social security system :)

@@eileenbrans1000 Does that apply to non-EU citizens, though?

Would recommend 10/10.

Our donut

Socialist Baguette

Donut 100

Anarchist bagel

Suicide?

Accept Jesus as your Lord and Personal Savior... duh.

Fuck the system(8

@@sir_john_hammond good one.

Maybe if you are born mid flight to two countries... Not sure if that qualifies as stateless or just double nationality as you were born in both countries though.

Lobetec Airports don’t ONLY have fast food.

@Donald trump and Rich piana france is a cheap country ??? the cheapest eligible food i found in CDG was a tuna sandwich which costed 2Euros and wouldnt be enough for a day or half a day

@@ReformedSooner24 yea, but I wouldn't expect the non fast food are very healthy either.

I guess he saved a bunch of cash not having any rent or bills to pay.

Lobetec *cough cough* Not Exactly america (I’m American btw)

@Carbon You are speaking the language of gods!

@Carbon lol!

Angelo Tognon 111th liker lel

@Carbon No, is you have brilliant for those 18 years, you would has gaining moneys and sharp brain to built airplane. *a u t i s m i n t e n s i f i e s*

If you were brilliant, you'd build a proper sentence

Ice Which is Paris Charles de Gaulle Terminal 1

ِ you forgot Red Bench

He’s in terminal 1.

@@Pikmini like HOW WOULD YOU EVEN USE THE SITE YOU WOULD NOT HAVE A FUCKING LAPTOP

MemeMaster yeah wtf he only got 50 subs

WTF how is that possible?

Robert Konigsberg show me your ways 😂

@@surwo7990 it's nothing as great as you think. I work for Google. Long ago I knew some of the people on the Google Reader team, which had the first "verified human being" badges, and so they added me in as a verified human being, which transferred Buzz which transferred to Google+ which transferred to KZfaq. At least I think that's how it happened. Who knows?

Oh my god hahahaha

exactly !

Same

I was looking for this comment :). And indeed, calling Belgium Francelands or France lite is terrible unfair to my Flemish speaking brothers and sisters in the North, (not to mention that French speaking Belgians really DO NOT identify as Frenchies, much to the contrary).

To be honest, it's not like we want belgium in france either.

South Netherlands

Ik was op zoek naar zo'n commentaar

Dyho why you don't have keys?

Jenni Martikainen Otherwise your parents are gonna get mad at you

Well do i have a movie for you

@@kaistzar2831 because there is no M A G I N O T L I N E on belguim lol

William Fall No france would surrender

this meme is over 9000000000000000

You literraly fly 3827 times a day.

Not a happy landing

@Eggy birdface General Kenobi

*hello there*

...says Emmanuel Macron

@@kulturfreund6631 ?

@@NucleaPowerIsTheShit Emmanuel Macron, right?

@@oofmcoofy6769 you are EMANUEL MACRON

You mean Natalia Kowalski

@@MATAM29 Kowalski ANALYSIS

You mean Justin Bieber.

You mean Jason Bourne

Tom Danks

Coincidence.

He really was not mentally well by the end. He was conditioned to and felt safe in the airport. And after his book came out he had cash. Nobody accused him of mooching off the situation, they were concerned about him. He actually thought he was British (Scottish) at one point. And, a few times his family actually visited him in the airport, and he acted as if he had never met them before! His mum was distraught about it.

Why couldn't he become uk citizen

@@Davey-Boyd he also had a brain tumor, could have contributed

@@odeswarms I didn't know that

No, it was terrible and Tom Hanks played a "bumbling immigrant" man of no particular nation. It was really bad on Spielberg and Hanks.

The perfect community doesn't exi--

Meanwhile Indonesia...... Ossas,Kwaza,and a lot of ghosts wandering in comment section..

dont forget obi-wan kenobi

@@nfksoahavwkdphavqkdobza and George Washington

The Magic of comment section???

I mean, why not. We could play chess while ponder why life is a lie over a coffee table

I am sure it was not the case, he was not a pussy dude like this generation.

wasilus trauma wouldnt let him leave the place. like stockholm syndrome

Who wants to contribute to there country ?

I'd take you in, Ashley baby.

he already been deported back to syria.

@@wakakabravo7998 Source? Last news I've read said, he was arrested. There is no social media presence since then.

Hassan Al Kontar case is not even special like Alfred. Hassan is ego and stupid. I dont care if my word choices are rude. He bought a ticket to transit in KL. And in KLIA, he decided not to board the next flight that he should be taking. Some people said, he should fly to Sydney. But others said to Auckland. Lets just say, nobody knows. He applied for refugee status. And he was offered help from the Malaysian govt, Indonesian govt, Australian govt and even French govt. He turned all of them down. He ONLY WANTS refugee status to live and stay in Canada. So he is being an idiot. Total idiot to be honest. And he made it sounds like Malaysia is a bad country. And everyone sympathise him without knowing the true story. Canadian embassy in Malaysia said, it will take at least 9 months to process his refugee status because he 'is currently staying in a country that is considered peaceful and have no imminent threat in Malaysia'. So he made himself a laughing stock around the world. He turned Malaysia down and the Malaysian authority have no other choices but to deport him back to Syria. And yes, he refused to be sent to Australia. He is lucky for doing it in Malaysia. If he commit such childish in my home country, Singapore authority wouldve sent him back in less than a week.

@@mnizammasood Yes Hassan is very ego and big dumb stupid

Hassan Al Komtar is a delusional refugee thinking he's an expat

That would make sense but the thing is that no one actually wants to help stateless people.

yeah imagine being an Earthling and stuck on Mars Interplanetary Spaceport

@@hedgehog3180 so let's start caring. we are humans, we can care.

There are estimated to be 10 million stateless people in the world!

Actually, it was created already and named World Passport. But it's not allowed as personas identity document in most countries because governments says there is no legal organization proved originality of these passport.

same