This hits close to home noodle. I lost my mom to Hallmark. She keeps watching the movies over the holidays and saying there so heartwarming and great. Raise awareness man. One day I might be able to save her.
@yoghurtlord17455 жыл бұрын
Hallmark and Lifetime films are made for mothers, mate. I think it's too late to save her. I'm sorry.
@brokenburger31715 жыл бұрын
Hallmark took my aunt, our tv, and July
@roobenthesandwich25864 жыл бұрын
Damn same here man throughout my life my mother has been watching hallmark films
@xandilo_bones48004 жыл бұрын
ayyy 420th like
@zirjaeger40374 жыл бұрын
dude same
@hexx22115 жыл бұрын
"Christmas has been around for more than a decade." Like, he's not _wrong_ but... you know what I mean.
@katistrofic15222 жыл бұрын
Alot more then a decade.
@TheAlwaysOriginals6 жыл бұрын
I'd honestly love to see more Hallmark movie rants.
@honeybeefriend6 жыл бұрын
YES YES YES
@noodlefunny6 жыл бұрын
maybe next year?
@TheAlwaysOriginals6 жыл бұрын
Of course (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
@HarunoMaxwell61155 жыл бұрын
Yeah!
@McDADDyK4 жыл бұрын
@@noodlefunny it's been 2 years
@noodlefunny6 жыл бұрын
This was meant to be a one-off bonus special video for the holidays that ended up taking way too much time and lasting much longer than planned oops. If I come back to this format I'll definitely spend more time on writing and polish.
@Armadill0h6 жыл бұрын
You should totally do more!! Your editing is fantastic. edit: just a note, maybe something interesting to do would be how to make the movies better?
@noodlefunny6 жыл бұрын
I don't consider myself an expert in film so I'm not super comfortable with suggesting ways to change stuff, but if it's appropriate I might give it a shot
@connorkau15126 жыл бұрын
Happy New Year! And keep up the sweet content
@douglasleathem6225 жыл бұрын
Write in English. I don't understand Polish.
@X1AN1023 Жыл бұрын
I mean as much as you see it as copying jontron, having more funny movie reviews is funny especially with jontron's uploud schedule
@Mystik3eb6 жыл бұрын
Shit man, the animation on that slowly rotating mouth...that was life-like.
@noodlefunny6 жыл бұрын
many hours of rotoscoping to get it looking as good as it did, thanks man
@lex12124 жыл бұрын
Noodle yay
@thenerdbyrd70262 жыл бұрын
@@noodlefunny 3 years later and yet you still will reply to this random ass comment. Or else
@supremebigbaldy4112 жыл бұрын
@@thenerdbyrd7026 very goop
@thenerdbyrd70262 жыл бұрын
@@supremebigbaldy411 he hasn't done it yet :(
@hermanmunster46074 жыл бұрын
SCP-174 Nicknamed "the hallmark list" SCP-174 is approximately 174 direct to dvd movies seemingly about generic low budget Christmas movies. Appon watching, a subject's life will begin to anomalously begin to mimic another low budget Christmas movie. After on average a week, subjects have been reported to go permanently missing. After which a direct to home movie dvd will be posted to their house. This dvd is another instance of SCP-174. This specific dvd will depict the subject as its lead actor.
@gabemerritt31393 жыл бұрын
Those subjected to SCP-174 only seem to be affected if they are relatively attractive, young to middle aged caucasian woman
@adrielcruz27363 жыл бұрын
@@gabemerritt3139 affects on the subjects may vary, with their perception of themselves varying wildly from their original personality, one of the most frequent at this time is a busy self accomplished woman who doesn’t need a man and then enters a small town and falls in love with both the city and a man and learns to take things slow and appreciate the little things in life.
@RavenLotz6 жыл бұрын
I guess we are just glossing over the fact that the main male lead in nine lives of Christmas plays both superman in superman returns and ray Palmer in the dc live action shows like arrow and legends of tomorrow.
@noodlefunny6 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD REALLY?? I can't believe neither of us noticed, I'm going to have to get onto Braeden later for not knowing that
@SpayceSnaq6 жыл бұрын
Hey I put it into the script and he ignored it, I even mentioned it in the lines I voiced and sent him but he cut it out so uuuhhhhhhhhhh
@RavenLotz6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@RavenLotz6 жыл бұрын
Good video either way :) should do more
@NilesBlackX3 жыл бұрын
@@SpayceSnaq lol
@EuanOLeary6 жыл бұрын
174
@EuanOLeary6 жыл бұрын
WAIT WHAT
@noodlefunny6 жыл бұрын
CHEATER
@EuanOLeary6 жыл бұрын
Noodle YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING I'M GETTING MY LAWYER
@nostalgia_junkie6 жыл бұрын
good bpm for dnb
@jaxoncarter2electricboogal9215 жыл бұрын
I said 150, so i was really close!
@kirbystar1234567896 жыл бұрын
Its a shame that Christmas porn specials have better acting and more p l o t than hallmark movies.
@KaptainKommissar5 жыл бұрын
Wait there's such thing as Christian porn
@blgdoesthings41225 жыл бұрын
@@KaptainKommissar theres porn for everything
@blgdoesthings41225 жыл бұрын
@@KaptainKommissar theres porn for everything
@kalypso41334 жыл бұрын
@@KaptainKommissar theres porn for everything
@bubbleboy69694 жыл бұрын
theres porn for everything
@peopleperson35995 жыл бұрын
How could I forget my favorite hallmark movie, the one where the white blonde woman meets a hot white guy and through overcoming obstacles end up in such a great relationship it’ll make your grandma forget her husband passed away the previous year?
@TheGunpowder133 жыл бұрын
Hallmark: 174 movies 50 actors 3 script writers And 1 plot.
@kcenneckennek3 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend’s grandparents and mother obsess over Hallmark movies, and they got mad at me when I pointed out that the three we’d watched were exactly the same
@samuelsolomon73302 жыл бұрын
They hated KC because he told them the truth.
@lukeperkins10246 жыл бұрын
There is also the "White people almost kissing" cliche, thanks to Hallmark
@CombatSportsNerd3 жыл бұрын
Is that really a trope limited to white people though?
@lukeperkins10243 жыл бұрын
@@CombatSportsNerd It’s white Hollywood, specifically.
@ctimmons96313 жыл бұрын
What's WHITE Hollywood? Isn't it all shit.
@BadButSweaty3 жыл бұрын
@@CombatSportsNerd no it’s not, I facepalmed irl from this shit
@crunchybeans15113 жыл бұрын
@badbutsweaty Same here
@gnarlycharlie79646 жыл бұрын
Merry Christmas everyone on this day that is definitely Christmas
@schoclatesouce37846 жыл бұрын
ZING ZING ZINGBAH
@gnarlycharlie79646 жыл бұрын
April Boannbra you are the first in all my time on KZfaq to reference my profile pic
@noodlefunny6 жыл бұрын
shhhhhhhh
@extrapathos3 жыл бұрын
My mom is a typical Hallmark fan and even she laughs at the movies for how predictable they are. I think we've both just grown to them for background noise around Christmas time.
@stagdragon39783 жыл бұрын
Our family made a drinking game out of it
@nobafan7515 Жыл бұрын
@@stagdragon3978 I'm surprised the drinking game doesn't have its own drinking game at this point.
@mafiacat883 жыл бұрын
They film a lot of hallmark movies around where I live, and man, there's nothing like walking down the street and seeing one house covered in the fakest looking snow you could imagine. In july.
@spirit98715 жыл бұрын
84. Edit: *WHAT*
@bloozbeeblooperson12053 жыл бұрын
As somebody who started with newer videos, bald Noodle is hard to take in and accept.
@vizthex2 жыл бұрын
same.
@RavenRains Жыл бұрын
Fuck you balds your noodle (Ooop)
@patters.6 жыл бұрын
Love this new format to fucking bits. Really made these last three hours til 2018 that much better, can't wait for what you have in store for next year
@Angelhunter1945 жыл бұрын
So what I think she meant with "Christmas comes with a stick" is "the carrot comes with a stick" where Christmas is the carrot and you are the mule chasing the carrot on the stick while carrying stuff on your back. Or you are a horse and the stick is used as a whip and in order to get what you want (probably another carrot aka Christmas) you need to bear being whipped. But that are all my carrot-based theories. Bye
@Fahren053 жыл бұрын
6:15 This man just described every Hallmark movie to exist.
@Uhhok36 жыл бұрын
Hallmark movies, the best movies for....basic white....old ladies?
@noodlefunny6 жыл бұрын
I think their main demographic is white women between the age of 30-70
@lucca61535 жыл бұрын
They play on loop at the nursing home I work at
@burdy29595 жыл бұрын
My 50 year old mom watches them all the fuckin time
@FarrFromPerfect4 жыл бұрын
....who put their Fabio novels down.
@The_Court_Poet4 жыл бұрын
My mum watches a tonne of these
@sirteddyIII5 жыл бұрын
My mom watches the hallmark channel all the time and every now and again I sit down and watch one with her. Seeing someone put my thoughts on the movies into words brings a tear of joy to my eye.
@nathanishungryanimations72063 жыл бұрын
I had a conversation with a classmate once about these. They said they always end with either “Christmas Wedding” or “Christmas Baby.” My mom has watched plenty of these, so I can say that’s pretty accurate.
@orbuth22126 жыл бұрын
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE A VIDEO ON CRAPPY HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIES FOR SO LONG AND IT'S HERE--- INSTANT SUBSCRIPTION
@HarunoMaxwell61155 жыл бұрын
Buttface McGee And we need MORE!
@wol5fe6 жыл бұрын
This single dislike brought to you by hallmark themselves
@demonyckscreations99903 жыл бұрын
Now there are 69 dislikes
@jaxoncarter2electricboogal9215 жыл бұрын
Crimis coms wit a S T I C C
@miketubapun16856 жыл бұрын
This is great dude!! I'd love to see more like it, it brings a lot to the table!!
@longfang31playsgames496 жыл бұрын
My mom loves hallmark movies
@noodlefunny6 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry
@longfang31playsgames496 жыл бұрын
Precisely
@itslil39436 жыл бұрын
Two fuckos Play games My grandma watches them.
@agonyoverdrive42895 жыл бұрын
same relative (relative to me) and situation here
@johncearly73855 жыл бұрын
Same it’s all she watches!!
@peluchistico6 жыл бұрын
You deserve so many more subscribers. THIS IS HILARIOUS
@RougemontForge6 жыл бұрын
I love this format, It doesn't look rushed at all to me.
@noodlefunny6 жыл бұрын
glad you think that, I guess I covered it up well then
@RecombobulatedStuff4 жыл бұрын
I live with my nan, she watches these movies all the time. I have nine lives of Christmas’ script ENGRAINED IN MY BRAIN
@2dawolf6 жыл бұрын
I need more of these
@teejyy4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if these Hallmark movies are supposed to be like the cards, you give them to your relatives so that the card/movie can sit on a shelf for a month, then be thrown into the bin.
@gamersalt04243 жыл бұрын
My mother will still binge watch these 5 times each
@berfhv6 жыл бұрын
184
@berfhv6 жыл бұрын
wow that was really close
@noodlefunny6 жыл бұрын
impressive
@QuintonMurdock4 жыл бұрын
6:25. They sure had a white Christmas
@VennyRestore6 жыл бұрын
Your videos are fucking quality and I'd say they are as good as some of the most popular KZfaqrs on the platform. Great Job man can't wait to see more out of you in the last remainder of 2018!
@Hughey5563 жыл бұрын
Ur animation has evolved alot over the course of 3 years. People like you inspire me to animate. Unfortunately I can't afford something to do said animating. :(
@plan80673 жыл бұрын
Came back to watch this video because Hallmark just stopped in my hometown to film. They just got to keep making those Christmas movies in random towns in Summer.
@TheCountSummon6 жыл бұрын
Nice video, reminds me a bit of IHE's reviews. I like your style :)
@noodlefunny6 жыл бұрын
SHIT THEY KNOW
@TheCountSummon6 жыл бұрын
Agent Williams, KZfaq Police. Please step in the vehicle sir.
@s-a-r-a-h4 жыл бұрын
there's also a Hallmark murder-mystery channel... just had to put that out there
@Iradicos3 жыл бұрын
You forgot about the part where even though they like each other, they end up having a miscommunication, or their past life comes rushing in and it seems to ruin everything until they have a heartfelt conversation with someone close to them who then makes them look past themselves and they go back to confess their true feelings, usually sometime near Christmas Eve/Day.
@CryingARiver4 жыл бұрын
My Mom just.. loves watching these movies, despite being the EXACT. SAME. PLOT. Like,, swap some faces and situations and bam! Every single other Hallmark Movie!
@abberistired2 жыл бұрын
no one will believe me but the rush of dopamine I got from saying "174" like a deflated balloon and then that being the correct answer is so sad I just need someone to know and be happy with me
@MagnusAduro6 жыл бұрын
The guy in Nine Lives of Christmas is the DCCU actor for The Atom, and the vegan from Scott Pilgrim. Just wanted you to know that.
@waylon83466 жыл бұрын
This came out of nowhere but it's so cool! There's so much shit review content floating around now so it's cool to see something creative and really fucking funny. Keep it up b.
@approximately82kangaroos194 жыл бұрын
My grandma only watches like 3 TV channels. Hallmark movies, game shows, and the local news station. It’s awesome when I’m at her place, chilling and doing whatever happens to be fun, usually with my cousins, with movies and billions of ads all the time.
@JuiceboxCE2 жыл бұрын
Doing my yearly rewatch of these movie reviews, ily big dawg
@c_jones42896 жыл бұрын
5:59 EPIC MOUTH REVEAL
@ChristopherCraven2 жыл бұрын
I'm witnessing the birth of noodle's format. It's beautiful.
@ashannihilator8315 Жыл бұрын
Ive watched too many hallmark movies. Only because my grandma watched them all the time, id watch them with her constantly She passed in august 2022 year, and august 12th marks 1 year without her Thank you noodle for making me remember these, even if the movies themselves are bad. The memories I had around them make it better
@ismellrudolph6 жыл бұрын
throws chicken then cooked potatoes then broccoli at womans head "oh sorry, didnt mean to do that"
@frecklesandfries4 сағат бұрын
This feels like the gateway drug that got you into media analysis content.
@thethirdbroski6 жыл бұрын
This was really well done, gave me quite a lot of laughs. keep up the good work noodle boy!
@noodlefunny6 жыл бұрын
my man
@mtotowamidiri5 жыл бұрын
That was the dude from Superman Returns right? What a fall from grace
@SebTH1Games3 жыл бұрын
I had to come back to this, because lifetime, my god, this needs a sequel on how 90% of Lifetimes movies are the same
@maxjonson3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of being late, I just watched this.....and enjoyed it.......enjoy the view count and I love your halo videos!
@Shilobotomized4 жыл бұрын
Can't help but notice all the persona music in your videos... Very nice.
@gododoof5 жыл бұрын
Just in time for christmas this year.
@ashwing27465 жыл бұрын
All hallmark movies are virtually the same, with the same actors and the same basic plot.
@leohewitt87844 жыл бұрын
Yo wait I just saw your Panoots T-Shirt on. That's awesome man!
@r.0.b.4295 жыл бұрын
This was absolutely hilarious! I could watch this video all day! Editing and comments were not only creative but truly knee slap worthy. Extremely high quality. I don’t know how you’re able to find the time to make this but you’ve got something truly special here!
@defaultsoop87232 жыл бұрын
Damn I can't believe it's been 4 years since we were graced with this video. I still enjoy this video.
@muggy876 жыл бұрын
I need more in my life i love this
@xersis314 жыл бұрын
good job, please keep doing what your doing, actual hard work is put in your vids
@TheFunnymix4 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how many of these my grandma has I swear she’s got over 300 Hallmark movies of every type of holiday and she cry’s at like everyone
@AceSalmonHandler2 жыл бұрын
first time watching the older ones and honestly, I really like the old artstyle. Keep going with the newer style though because it's really good.
@aviatornic28394 жыл бұрын
Watch the one about the snow globe because the main character is genuinely an asshole for most of the movie, and is a really good actor. She's honestly really funny
@BookOfLilacs3 жыл бұрын
Prolly shouldn’t be freaking out over this but the actor at 7:03 is Raymond from DC Legends of Tomorrow
@puffpastri6 жыл бұрын
this was a good funny video noodle, I liked this
@Big_Funi_Official6 жыл бұрын
Before he was The Atom! Before he was Superman! Brandon Routh was... Boring love interest in a Hallmark Christmas movie
@lxverdant18374 жыл бұрын
_"Oh my gosh it looks so green"_ She sounded so dead inside delivering that line
@samhermes55824 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, they did this same plot for a Halloween movie.
@Bittamin3 жыл бұрын
So this is where it all began? Dude this video is the pilot to your channel being so good now, hats off
@ha_chlorine3 жыл бұрын
my mom constantly watches these films, and i must say that christmas comes with a stick
@ovelhagamerbr5 жыл бұрын
I, no joke, guessed in my head the number 184 for no goddamned reason (when he asked about how many christmas movies hallmark made) and was just barely wrong by 10 movies. This changes nothing in my life, but I'm still somewhat proud about it.
@kelsanggyudzhin23404 жыл бұрын
Watching this 2 years after release, and got legit spooked when I guessed "175" and he says "174" My brain froze like "O cRAp, DiD hE hEaR mE?!" ...I need to get some sleep man what am I even doing
@duckdee6 жыл бұрын
Hey this was good boyo, looking forward to the next ones!
@alonebysunset3 жыл бұрын
I know that Hallmark makes ornaments as well, my family has quite the bit of them they make themed ones, like Startrek, and Barbie
@ssparky5446 жыл бұрын
FUKIN PEANUTS CHRISTMAS SONG AAAAAAAAAA
@hanktheguy32376 жыл бұрын
Please do more videos in this format! You are fucking hilarious man!
@RubyRevenant23 жыл бұрын
watching this video gon' be my new christmas tradition
@Figburn6 жыл бұрын
it's a christmas miracle
@honeybeefriend6 жыл бұрын
i fucking love this
@0tterhead6 жыл бұрын
20? Please?
@jaylol72264 жыл бұрын
I feel like a lot of people's Christmas episodes get published late... Just like a mega corporation you should start working on Christmas in September
@cercetentones75916 жыл бұрын
Keep it up my dude, still waiting on that patreon!
@noodlefunny6 жыл бұрын
Cerce Tentones might happen, but not anytime soon
@SecretSquirrelFun2 жыл бұрын
The “holderness family” channel did a video called something like “every hallmark Christmas movie ever” and it’s pretty funny. They also do the “hallmark writer room” it too is very funny and is a perfect addition to watching this fantastic video if you ever want to know more about these (lame) fabulous hallmark movies.
@meharsamba4 жыл бұрын
When he said "flat, uninspired, Whit-" i just lost my shit...lol
@conagher3 жыл бұрын
In my childhood there was Hallmark television channel that aired the same movies over and over again. But me and my family liked those movies. There was a movie about a family travelling on some magic ship with magic creatures, in the end they wake up to realize that *it was all just a dream*, but then they realize *it wasn't*. There was also a strange movie, of which I only remember that there was an antropomorphic pig that was cursed to indefinitely eat berries that only made him more hungry, there was also some Chinese magician trapped in a bottle with dragons, because the pig betrayed him. So yeah, I had a different image of Hallmark. Besides Christmas cards, that shit's universal.
@kaibaiarrio12993 жыл бұрын
That blonde haired chick and her sorta friend producer thing had more chemistry than anyone else in this movie
@randomdude64843 жыл бұрын
Ahh so this is where the Noodle we know and subscribed for began.....
@okbuddy18626 жыл бұрын
This is actually amazing
@Woodland_Adventures11 ай бұрын
Really late to the party but I think she was trying to say "Christmas comes with a shtick." As in a gimmick.
@SeriousGamer7536 жыл бұрын
Dude yes, keep making more content and the audience will come eventually. All of your vids are great edit: Try stretching it to 10mins you deserve it *wink wink*
@micahbdev4 жыл бұрын
3:16, It's actually "Christmas comes with a shtick." If you don't remember, a shtick is just a gimmick or weird thing.
@alex-zj6ef3 жыл бұрын
No one: Me, a persona fan: AHHH ITS CROSSROADS THEME ALAKAJALJSDGSGAFAKDKFS
@shadowjokergp8593 жыл бұрын
I remember watching Hallmark Christmas movies at my aunt's when she wasn't around when I was like 7. Didn't like them then, and I probably never will