This hits close to home noodle. I lost my mom to Hallmark. She keeps watching the movies over the holidays and saying there so heartwarming and great. Raise awareness man. One day I might be able to save her.

"Christmas has been around for more than a decade." Like, he's not _wrong_ but... you know what I mean.

I'd honestly love to see more Hallmark movie rants.

This was meant to be a one-off bonus special video for the holidays that ended up taking way too much time and lasting much longer than planned oops. If I come back to this format I'll definitely spend more time on writing and polish.

Shit man, the animation on that slowly rotating mouth...that was life-like.

SCP-174 Nicknamed "the hallmark list" SCP-174 is approximately 174 direct to dvd movies seemingly about generic low budget Christmas movies. Appon watching, a subject's life will begin to anomalously begin to mimic another low budget Christmas movie. After on average a week, subjects have been reported to go permanently missing. After which a direct to home movie dvd will be posted to their house. This dvd is another instance of SCP-174. This specific dvd will depict the subject as its lead actor.

I guess we are just glossing over the fact that the main male lead in nine lives of Christmas plays both superman in superman returns and ray Palmer in the dc live action shows like arrow and legends of tomorrow.

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Its a shame that Christmas porn specials have better acting and more p l o t than hallmark movies.

How could I forget my favorite hallmark movie, the one where the white blonde woman meets a hot white guy and through overcoming obstacles end up in such a great relationship it’ll make your grandma forget her husband passed away the previous year?

Hallmark: 174 movies 50 actors 3 script writers And 1 plot.

My girlfriend’s grandparents and mother obsess over Hallmark movies, and they got mad at me when I pointed out that the three we’d watched were exactly the same

There is also the "White people almost kissing" cliche, thanks to Hallmark

Merry Christmas everyone on this day that is definitely Christmas

My mom is a typical Hallmark fan and even she laughs at the movies for how predictable they are. I think we've both just grown to them for background noise around Christmas time.

They film a lot of hallmark movies around where I live, and man, there's nothing like walking down the street and seeing one house covered in the fakest looking snow you could imagine. In july.

84. Edit: *WHAT*

As somebody who started with newer videos, bald Noodle is hard to take in and accept.

Love this new format to fucking bits. Really made these last three hours til 2018 that much better, can't wait for what you have in store for next year

So what I think she meant with "Christmas comes with a stick" is "the carrot comes with a stick" where Christmas is the carrot and you are the mule chasing the carrot on the stick while carrying stuff on your back. Or you are a horse and the stick is used as a whip and in order to get what you want (probably another carrot aka Christmas) you need to bear being whipped. But that are all my carrot-based theories. Bye

6:15 This man just described every Hallmark movie to exist.

Hallmark movies, the best movies for....basic white....old ladies?

My mom watches the hallmark channel all the time and every now and again I sit down and watch one with her. Seeing someone put my thoughts on the movies into words brings a tear of joy to my eye.

I had a conversation with a classmate once about these. They said they always end with either “Christmas Wedding” or “Christmas Baby.” My mom has watched plenty of these, so I can say that’s pretty accurate.

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE A VIDEO ON CRAPPY HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIES FOR SO LONG AND IT'S HERE--- INSTANT SUBSCRIPTION

This single dislike brought to you by hallmark themselves

Crimis coms wit a S T I C C

This is great dude!! I'd love to see more like it, it brings a lot to the table!!

My mom loves hallmark movies

You deserve so many more subscribers. THIS IS HILARIOUS

I love this format, It doesn't look rushed at all to me.

I live with my nan, she watches these movies all the time. I have nine lives of Christmas’ script ENGRAINED IN MY BRAIN

I need more of these

I wonder if these Hallmark movies are supposed to be like the cards, you give them to your relatives so that the card/movie can sit on a shelf for a month, then be thrown into the bin.

My mother will still binge watch these 5 times each

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6:25. They sure had a white Christmas

Your videos are fucking quality and I'd say they are as good as some of the most popular KZfaqrs on the platform. Great Job man can't wait to see more out of you in the last remainder of 2018!

Ur animation has evolved alot over the course of 3 years. People like you inspire me to animate. Unfortunately I can't afford something to do said animating. :(

Came back to watch this video because Hallmark just stopped in my hometown to film. They just got to keep making those Christmas movies in random towns in Summer.

Nice video, reminds me a bit of IHE's reviews. I like your style :)

there's also a Hallmark murder-mystery channel... just had to put that out there

You forgot about the part where even though they like each other, they end up having a miscommunication, or their past life comes rushing in and it seems to ruin everything until they have a heartfelt conversation with someone close to them who then makes them look past themselves and they go back to confess their true feelings, usually sometime near Christmas Eve/Day.

My Mom just.. loves watching these movies, despite being the EXACT. SAME. PLOT. Like,, swap some faces and situations and bam! Every single other Hallmark Movie!

no one will believe me but the rush of dopamine I got from saying "174" like a deflated balloon and then that being the correct answer is so sad I just need someone to know and be happy with me

The guy in Nine Lives of Christmas is the DCCU actor for The Atom, and the vegan from Scott Pilgrim. Just wanted you to know that.

This came out of nowhere but it's so cool! There's so much shit review content floating around now so it's cool to see something creative and really fucking funny. Keep it up b.

My grandma only watches like 3 TV channels. Hallmark movies, game shows, and the local news station. It’s awesome when I’m at her place, chilling and doing whatever happens to be fun, usually with my cousins, with movies and billions of ads all the time.

Doing my yearly rewatch of these movie reviews, ily big dawg

5:59 EPIC MOUTH REVEAL

I'm witnessing the birth of noodle's format. It's beautiful.

Ive watched too many hallmark movies. Only because my grandma watched them all the time, id watch them with her constantly She passed in august 2022 year, and august 12th marks 1 year without her Thank you noodle for making me remember these, even if the movies themselves are bad. The memories I had around them make it better

throws chicken then cooked potatoes then broccoli at womans head "oh sorry, didnt mean to do that"

This feels like the gateway drug that got you into media analysis content.

This was really well done, gave me quite a lot of laughs. keep up the good work noodle boy!

That was the dude from Superman Returns right? What a fall from grace

I had to come back to this, because lifetime, my god, this needs a sequel on how 90% of Lifetimes movies are the same

Speaking of being late, I just watched this.....and enjoyed it.......enjoy the view count and I love your halo videos!

Can't help but notice all the persona music in your videos... Very nice.

Just in time for christmas this year.

All hallmark movies are virtually the same, with the same actors and the same basic plot.

Yo wait I just saw your Panoots T-Shirt on. That's awesome man!

This was absolutely hilarious! I could watch this video all day! Editing and comments were not only creative but truly knee slap worthy. Extremely high quality. I don’t know how you’re able to find the time to make this but you’ve got something truly special here!

Damn I can't believe it's been 4 years since we were graced with this video. I still enjoy this video.

I need more in my life i love this

good job, please keep doing what your doing, actual hard work is put in your vids

It’s crazy how many of these my grandma has I swear she’s got over 300 Hallmark movies of every type of holiday and she cry’s at like everyone

first time watching the older ones and honestly, I really like the old artstyle. Keep going with the newer style though because it's really good.

Watch the one about the snow globe because the main character is genuinely an asshole for most of the movie, and is a really good actor. She's honestly really funny

Prolly shouldn’t be freaking out over this but the actor at 7:03 is Raymond from DC Legends of Tomorrow

this was a good funny video noodle, I liked this

Before he was The Atom! Before he was Superman! Brandon Routh was... Boring love interest in a Hallmark Christmas movie

_"Oh my gosh it looks so green"_ She sounded so dead inside delivering that line

Oh my god, they did this same plot for a Halloween movie.

So this is where it all began? Dude this video is the pilot to your channel being so good now, hats off

my mom constantly watches these films, and i must say that christmas comes with a stick

I, no joke, guessed in my head the number 184 for no goddamned reason (when he asked about how many christmas movies hallmark made) and was just barely wrong by 10 movies. This changes nothing in my life, but I'm still somewhat proud about it.

Watching this 2 years after release, and got legit spooked when I guessed "175" and he says "174" My brain froze like "O cRAp, DiD hE hEaR mE?!" ...I need to get some sleep man what am I even doing

Hey this was good boyo, looking forward to the next ones!

I know that Hallmark makes ornaments as well, my family has quite the bit of them they make themed ones, like Startrek, and Barbie

FUKIN PEANUTS CHRISTMAS SONG AAAAAAAAAA

Please do more videos in this format! You are fucking hilarious man!

watching this video gon' be my new christmas tradition

it's a christmas miracle

i fucking love this

20? Please?

I feel like a lot of people's Christmas episodes get published late... Just like a mega corporation you should start working on Christmas in September

Keep it up my dude, still waiting on that patreon!

The “holderness family” channel did a video called something like “every hallmark Christmas movie ever” and it’s pretty funny. They also do the “hallmark writer room” it too is very funny and is a perfect addition to watching this fantastic video if you ever want to know more about these (lame) fabulous hallmark movies.

When he said "flat, uninspired, Whit-" i just lost my shit...lol

In my childhood there was Hallmark television channel that aired the same movies over and over again. But me and my family liked those movies. There was a movie about a family travelling on some magic ship with magic creatures, in the end they wake up to realize that *it was all just a dream*, but then they realize *it wasn't*. There was also a strange movie, of which I only remember that there was an antropomorphic pig that was cursed to indefinitely eat berries that only made him more hungry, there was also some Chinese magician trapped in a bottle with dragons, because the pig betrayed him. So yeah, I had a different image of Hallmark. Besides Christmas cards, that shit's universal.

That blonde haired chick and her sorta friend producer thing had more chemistry than anyone else in this movie

Ahh so this is where the Noodle we know and subscribed for began.....

This is actually amazing

Really late to the party but I think she was trying to say "Christmas comes with a shtick." As in a gimmick.

Dude yes, keep making more content and the audience will come eventually. All of your vids are great edit: Try stretching it to 10mins you deserve it *wink wink*

3:16, It's actually "Christmas comes with a shtick." If you don't remember, a shtick is just a gimmick or weird thing.

No one: Me, a persona fan: AHHH ITS CROSSROADS THEME ALAKAJALJSDGSGAFAKDKFS

I remember watching Hallmark Christmas movies at my aunt's when she wasn't around when I was like 7. Didn't like them then, and I probably never will

This is before noodle was noodle