"Do as I says not as i does" -Charlie Berens 2020

I didn't know who Charlie was at all until quarantine had me watching comedy videos nonstop on Facebook lol. The first video I saw was the dads in tornadoes, and every single one after has completely cracked me up. Usually comedians can be hit and miss sometimes. Not this guy. He's a gosh darn treasure!

Ah yes, I remember the days of pumpkin carving. My mom stored them outside pre-carving so when we scooped out the seeds our hands froze😂

"Perfect pumpkins are boring" - agree 100% ! I always search for the gnarliest pumpkin I can find!

"Watch your fingers. You've only got five of them". Pretty sure I started with ten. 🤓

The lesson reminded me more of something Bob Ross would say, instead of Mr. Rogers. Both of those people were wonderful humans. You're pretty great, too, Charlie. Thanks for taking us on your pumpkin carving journey. ❤

Finally KZfaq recommends a comedian who is actually funny!! Love your material, thanks for sharing!

My favorite thing is that Charlie goes into full ER mode when he cuts off a bit of the pumpkin, but not when he full on stabs Bob in the chest. Ope.

I was really hoping he would fix the pumpkin with a pumpkin patch

I’m a bears fan... and I cannot stop watching this SOB.

"Did you have to ruin this with a PSA?" "Yeah, I think I did." 😂

The fact that he has the channel to make it a decent presentation is why it's so much funnier when it's a low budget joke

The way he talks to the pumpkin when he's trying to fix it with a nail reminds of Tom Hanks in Castaway and the volleyball 🏐 Wilson!!

Your slowly turning into red green all ya need is some duck tape and that pumpkin will be fine.

You surprised me Charlie i really thought you were gonna carve the packers logo

Of course he knows how to play a harmonica. What a legend👏🏻👏🏻 Also: hemorrhoids in the garden... band name called it!

I never seen a pumpkin rot from the inside out, that one is special

"... everybody's put their hand in a cow's keister...". I'm a dairy farmer's daughter.😂😂😂😂. Love Charlie, but where's Buck?❣️

While watching the movie Dr. Strangelove, I noticed the recall code for the bombers was “OPE”.

The legend of Stormy Cromer lives on in the best hat money can buy.

"Schlitz, you're never too drunk to order a Schlitz."

Charlies videos are a perfect way to entertain yourself while you sit on the toilet.

My favorite part of carving pumpkins is where I get voluntary pumpkin plants in the spring from those gosh darn squirrels getting into the compost pile

Love how imperfect the Pumpkin is and the carving is. Ah just like a true midwesterner. Makes me feel better about how bad I carve pumpkins 😅

I'm carving my first pumpkin ever this year, thank goodness this video came out

It's not the mistakes you make; it's did ya keep 'er movin' ❤❤❤

Thanks Charlie. :)

How did I miss this when it was posted? Geez Louise. Keep ‘er movin’.

Charlie, loved the deer hunting with your wife! All your stuff ROCKS!

Absolutely best tutorial of my life! 🎃

Can you do- being sick in the midwest? I'm in Michigan, And we treat a lot of illnesses with ginger ale and peppermint.

You deserve so many more subs! Keep reppin the Midwest! Love from Minnesota!! ✌🏼💖

The color of that pumpkin inside..... keep 'er movin'!

Carves Wisconsin: Wiscosin jubilee plays

Such a Sunday treat to know what to do with all those extra pumpkins

When the first pumpkin smashed! 😂😂😂😂I needed that!

As usual, funny as hell!

I honestly don't remember the last time I've laughed so much on KZfaq, omg this is so WI

Aww man there is no way that pumpkin smelled worse than grandpas brut

Very funny!!!! Great video made me laugh til I cried.

Love this fun...and educational video Charlie! You are so clever. I always have a big smile on my face watching your awesome videos. Go Packers, F the Bears ; )

Great. I live in Oregon but am from Wisco. You make me smile big there bud

Bad things happen to good pumpkins! and as Winston Churchill said: "If you're going thru Hell, for God's sake Keep 'er Movin!"

Thank you.

Love da Stormy Kromer. Made up dere in the Wisconsin side of Michigan.

Garage Pumpkins sounds like Uncle Bob's classic rock cover band that'll be performing down at the meat raffle this Friday. Keep 'er movin'.

You gotta be careful with those twist-offs. I once used by beer opener on a twist off and the screw ridges broke off then I had to be careful not to get the glass shards in the bottle. Now I always try to twist off before using a beer opener

A sabre saw is always a friend in pumpkin carving

I see Charlie is including Easter eggs in his videos now - giant Jenga in the back😋

The belching!.....😫😫😭. That just gave me an idear. The Belching Pumpkin. Name for a small town bar near or with a pumpkin patch. 😁 Jealous of the fan who had the idea for the Ope pumpkin! Excellent!

Bought the go packers lure off your website it is going to be awesome for icefishing

OMG SO FUNNY 🤣 LOVE HIM

Can I get a Trey Kennedy/ Charlie Berens collab? ❤you both!

We carved ours a few days ago, I got after mine with a 24 x 2 inch drill bit

Mister Roger's reference 😍

Lol! I luvu!

The belching at the end was strong 💪

Your garage is too clean, Charlie!

“Do as I says not as I does”

Charlie used the same interior decorator for his garage as Ed Gein - AND the same hat maker! God bless Wisconsin!

Yep, filet knife was out here yesterday 🤣Happy Halloween 🎃🎃

Aye! Eau Claire’s my town🤘🏻

(Forged in Fire) "Charlie, your knife well keel."

Some high drama there.

lmao, reminds me a bit of the red/green show on pbs

Always start with a pumpkin grown THIS year

hilarious Boo

Ah Charlie 😏 ♣️🖤♠️

pouring out some 🍺 for the 🎃s we lost 😂😂😂

Century target? Nice!

Fun as always.. Missing a few 'Oh My Gosh's' der guy ..been a while. Cripes alfriday I thought you were gonna cut yur thumb off!! 😍 from Canada.. Boo.. Say Hi to your folks fir me..

When your outta schlitz your outta beer! And yes we all have our arm up a cows kister

Just a day late to carve my own but it doesn't matter. I never saw any pumpkins for sale at my local supermarket Rouses in New Orleans. Instead they started stocking items for Christmas. They should stop with this Christmas stuff before Thanksgiving. This year all the early Yule decorations have jinxed us into an early winter; I heard it was The Day After Tomorrow up there! At least down here Winters are pleasant. Well keep yourselves warm up there with toasty fireplace 🔥 fires 🔥 and brandy old fashioneds 🥃 and keep 'er movin'! 😀

beer crime!

"bada boom bada bing" i laughed too hard

Go pack go

Hey der guy!

Pours one out for the pumpkin😂😂

Who would ever give this a thumbs down? 🙄 Ya pumpkin haters!

Grandpa's brute , you have injured me and my grandfather with this joke. 😅

Hey dare Charlie from (the best midwest state) Illinois!!! Go Bears and you know the rest!!!

I’m from Bahston Massachusetts

Instructions unclear. I chopped off a hand.....but not one of mine.

Did he just pour out a lil liquor for the pumpkin 🎃 Homie 🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

Congratulations on expertly delivering all those multiple births! (The seeds ARE the pumpkin's babies, doncha know. 😄)

Ahh Charles... “arrive with schlitz, leave with shits” 🍻

Charlie you are awsome and I think funnier than Kevin hart lol

Missed Brandy opportunity when you grabbed your fish fillet knife.

you always have me laughing. I'm a north Mid West gal and I use expressions...like Good enough for government work....

The "fuc da bears" sign 😂😂

'hol up is that bob from bread boys

Hey,Charlie, the recall code for the nuclear missiles on Dr. Strangelove is...OPE

ope lol: wisconsin jubilee plays bass boosted

I love da Kromer eh?

watch out for deer charlie

My Old man grew up in Wisconsin. And before he went to Vietnam. And before play 60 was around old Green Bay Packer Players like Ray Nitchskie i probably butchered his name but you get the point Bart Starr Paul Horning showed up at a basketball court that my young pops was at and played basketball with him and his friends. And then my Brothers and myself were conceived moved to Florida after the war And raised us as Packers as i have started my son as a Packer. I showed my old man your vids and it brought him back to memory lane. So you earned a sub. GO PACK and FUCK DA BEARS.

Damn shame about the seeds. That's the best part!

hey der man

Bob ain't lookin' too good, der guy...

Anyone notice the “fuc the bears” rock behind him lol