An excellent rant. What more can be said about a Halloween film that features white horses and killer hobos.

I can't say I'm mad at this movie cause I knew what to expect from a Rob Zombie film..he was definetly not the right director to handle something like Halloween

To quote Palpatine from Star Wars: "Good, let the hate flow through you.."

I would've loved Annie to have been the last girl,as well!I think this movie would've been so much better if she and sheriff Brackett would've been the one's that took Michael down instead of the way it ended!

21:05-21:48 Not just the funniest part of the rant, also one of the funniest quotes from Mike.

There’s exhilarating violence and mean spirited violence, this film (I use that term sparingly here) just seemed to seek out to offend and that’s that... gotta wonder what was going through Rob’s brain. Old fashioned Pleasance would be mortified if he saw what the series had become

My least favorite in the franchise and the only one i don’t have a single thing nice to say about, it’s worse than resurrection imho

Yes. It was Tyler Bates who did the score for this film. Not Brian Tyler. This film was so bad I got the two mixed up. The score still sucks though and especially that remix of the Halloween theme during the end credits.

24:00 They stole that from Psycho (1960).

More tedious rubbish from Rob Zombie, also question what such a decent actor as Malcolm McDowell is doing associating himself with so many of this inept directors projects ?

3:11 kitty kat! The cat showing up in your review was much more interesting then both his Halloween films combined.

Worst movie in the Halloween franchise IMO.

As you were talking, I couldn't help but notice your cat jumping onto the bed.

For me personally this is still easily the worst film in the franchise. What they did to Laurie Strode and Dr. Loomis in this movie was just unforgivable IMO, because by making two of the most iconic characters in the franchise unlikable, pieces of shit they pretty much piss all over the legacy of those characters. That level of disrespect is what honestly made me lose a lot of respect for Rob Zombie period and I'm someone who didn't hate the remake despite it having a lot of problems and just being a sub par remake overall.

Nice rant and yeah I agree with mostly everything you said. Fuck this movie it is such a Trash film. It’s a damn shame it really is it’s really a shame that RZ had to make things even worse with this movie. Cause the first movie was bad but instead of not doing another Halloween movie like he said he wouldn’t what does he do he completely contradict’s himself again.

Okay, now I know EVERYONE is gonna hate on me for this opinion, but I don’t care. ‘Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2’ (2009) is SOO underrated to me. It feels so much more entertaining to watch than the first Rob Zombie Halloween film. Scout Taylor Compton is my crush 🥰

Sorry i am a john carpenters fan i loved the original

Sounds like anything but a Halloween movie, if Michael has super strength and he’s just a gigantic brute type than what’s the difference between him and Jason? really dumb. Hey I’m noticing the difference in the sound quality, just marginally but it’s better

And people thought Loomis was an asshole in 5? Loomis in this one makes 5's Loomis look like Mr Rogers. Easily the worst film in the franchise. Resurrection looks as good as 78 in comparison. 😂😂

I always thought the hospital dream DID happen because she was having nightmares about it like people with P.T.S.D. but maybe I'm wrong-either way I think Danielle Harris and her death scene is the best thing about this film.

This doesn't even feel like a Halloween film, Michael being a hobo who just walks from city to city for no reason. Overly dark picture cinematography but has less of shaky cam than the first. Every person was unlikable. The white horse was put in there last minute as Rob has stated.

I loved the film, but I want to know who said Michael isn’t even real.

Are you going to do the reviews for Tales from the Crypt seasons 5&6 (I guess you could do 7 if you're feeling masochistic)?

Ladies and helmsmen, I give you, RZ’s worst film to date!

I HATED THIS MOVIE

Why was Michael Myers walking threw fields where was he walking he was just walking so much in this movie without his mask on looking like a bum he only put his mask on when he kills someone and he was eating a dog at one point and saw his mom with a white horse and waved his knife around like it was a magic wand

This WORST Halloween Film Ever. It was THIS movie that officially killed the Halloween franchise for damn near 10 years. Ruined Laurie and Dr Loomis. Dannelle Harris and Brad Dourif despite great performances by both are wasted. Even Micheal Myers is wasted because half the time hes just wandering around. Such a waste of time of a Halloween sequel. Give me busta Rhymes anyday.

A WHITE HORSE!!! Enough said I forgot to say this in your last rant, but if I had to say a positive for Rob’s Halloween films is I appreciate the bloody and the brutality of the kills in his Halloween films but that’s it. It’s mostly ruined by the annoying shaky cam anyway. These films are a abomination and Rob Zombie hasn’t been the same since.

i dont watch halloween franchise anymore but i dont get why hollywood cant get their heads out of their asses and put aside legalities so we can have like michael meyers vs jason vs leatherface, you cant tell me that wouldnt sell tickets no instead we just get constant remakes of those films, a lazy way of doing things like at least with my idea, maybe its not traditionally scary but it could be presented as horror on a psychological level of will your favorite masked killer survive or will they all just team up and kill everyone, that kind of horror, no more of this boo!/slasher horror

8:00 😂😂😂😂

Love these reviews. Can you do the Nightmare Elm Street franchise next?

I'd Like to hear the Song 'Love Hurts' in a Better Film than this.

Ocp lethal response lol love ur content man subbed

Rob Zombie ass pounded Halloween almost into oblivion huh lol

Stop blaming weed. Some people come up with brilliant ideas while stoned. Rob Zombie just happens to be an untalented hack, stoned or sober.

27:01 Lmfao

Probably going to get hate for this but it is an opinion the original Halloween Series Is shit! Boring the kills or lack lustre and I don’t understand the prayers it gets! I prefer Elm Friday the 13th and so on the original Halloween series is a bag of shit that’s my opinion