The final monologue of Pearl was better than this whole movie.

Corey was straight up bullying Michael Myers in that sewer tunnel. Bullying was a theme in this non Halloween movie: Corey's mom was a bully, the dirt bag teens were bullies, then Corey vented by bullying Meyers. I'm 50, and I grew up during the slasher era, and this in relation to Halloween was terrible.

This is like a rant you hear on a GTA radio station. Love it. 🤣

The only reason that they de-powered Michael is so that a 70 year old ex babysitter could defeat an unstoppable killing machine bare handed in a display of girl power.

I don’t understand how modern Hollywood can’t make movies anymore. I haven’t had the urge to rush to a theater to see a movie in ages and all they ever do is take old IP and ruin it

Totally spot on with your rant. They sidelined the greatest horror icon of the past 50 years and turned him into a shell of what he was. Hard to believe adults sat in a room with this script and thought it was a good idea

What they did to Michael is UNFORGIVABLE. Great rant, btw. Spot on!

I was shocked by it. Everything felt like a film student’s first attempt. The script, the editing, the lighting, the main plot (where things just happened for little reason). None of the characters have any motivation or purpose( Corey going into the sewer, him going upstairs and picking up the misplaced knife, Michael getting the shit beat out of him, Laurie inviting Michael to kill her after she’d won) This was the biggest mess of a trilogy finish I’ve ever seen.

Hollywood no longer deserves respect from anyone

As soon as michael grabbed corey in the sewer i realized what kind of movie this was going to be and i was so fucking mad

Halloween 2018 didn’t need a trilogy. At this point, they really should’ve made it a once and done direct sequel and just let the franchise rest after that.

Dude Jamie Lee Curtis hade a ton of input on Ends . Blame needs to go to her too!

You said everything on point dude. There's no purpose for Laurie character anymore since it's not about her and him. This movie should not been made because it had no basis.

Oh gosh the laughter in the beginning…. This is going to be good.

Michael became the victim of elder abuse in this movie this is Halloween The elder abuse of Michael Myers

I was just in disbelief the entire film. 😦

Corey's death had such little impact on the story I forgot he was even a character. I was watching the credits (frozen in shock bc the movie was that bad) and I was like "Corey? Who the fuck- oh yeah, him."

This movie is absolutely ridiculous and totally embarrassing. I’m livid. ......

This trilogy shouldn't have been made...never made any sense

Anyone that thinks it was cool to see Michael go out like a chump needs to admit they are crazy. After kills they created a savage unstoppable Michael. It would take an entire town at that point to even stop him. This movie sucked.

This angry rant is more compelling and logical than the crafted arguments made by the defenders of this movie.

Just come back from watching this! I was like what they should have done was put the last 20 mins from this film on to the end of Halloween kills and that would have saved them making a trilogy

Honestly, kills was ok. Felt like a loony tunes episode though. Michael just stands there as the Haddonfield citizens kill themselves lmao

People should direct their anger towards Jamie Lee Curtis because she signed off on this dumpster fire 🔥 of a movie. The fact that she wanted to be seen as the survivor doesn’t make sense when she’s a 70 plus year old grandma 👵🏻 that’s able to kill Michael Myers who’s considered to be a supernatural force. The movie and her are an absolute joke.

Your laughter in the beginning perfectly encapsulates Halloween Ends. I agree fully with your entire rant and never have I ever watched a movie like this that has made me rant about it ever since I watched it. It's absolute garbage!! No one wanted the "Corey Show" and like you said, they KNEW this was crap with the marketing. I watched the trailer again today and it does look like Corey is just the first kill and that Laurie is obsessing over Michael the entire time. I'm with you, I just can't write this off as a bad Halloween movie either. It was marketed as a trilogy, H2018 and Kills were clearly made as parts 1/2 of a trilogy, and Ends comes along completely ignoring where we left off in Kills to start off with Corey?! Who the FK is Corey!?!?!? There was potential to make an awesome movie that started where Kills left off and they blew it. And by blowing Ends, they blew the entire trilogy.

Jason would never stand for this😂

We had Halloween 1978, Halloween 2018, Halloween Kills and Halloween Ends. It's only fair to make Halloween Returns the Musical

Honestly I don't even think this movie took place on Halloween or like even reference it

Michael and Coreys Wedding Song is TIME OF MY LIFE From Dirty Dancing. And just one example of the Ludacris writing in this movie is when the Daughter walked in and saw her boyfriend on the floor Bleeding to death and her Reaction was to throw a temper tantrum and go storming off instead of doing what any normal person would do which is to comfort your Boyfriend /Girlfriend and call for help.

Kills is my second favorite after the original. Michael was such a badass and in my opinion it nailed his character. I wanted to love Ends. Man the disrespect they showed to Michael was appalling. In my opinion, Kills is my true ending to this Blumhouse trilogy.

They call us “toxic fans” but honestly it’s the anti fandom that’s the problem. Anytime we have an issue with an established franchise they jump on the “it was great” train like it’s the second coming of Christ. They’re like the fucking reverse flash or some shit.

EVIL HIDES TONIGHT!!!!!

I wish they could’ve had Lorie burn Mike Myers’s mask at the end with Mr. Sandman playing in the background while his mask burns into ashes and dust.

I was pissed I paid the 10 dollars for a peacock subscription to watch this. I'd have rioted if I'd paid the admission fee for it.

The fight between Laurie and Michael was so anti-climatic because we just saw him get pushed around by Corey in the sewer. Movies trash.

This movie felt like the type of movie that you would watch on the SyFy Channel

Freakin horrible Huge Dumpster Fire! I already did my rant on it Friday!🤣 Great rant and video by the way!🎃🍻🍻

In short, we all fell for the clickbait. The trailer was the clickbait.

Great rant. Best I've heard so far on Halloween ends. very entertaining funny as is cheers.

I think the film-maker (*DGG*) and Crew had a " community meeting " on how to make the WORST Halloween film ever and what to do to disappoint and p*ss-off their audience/true Halloween fans and how to destroy Michael Myers and his iconic horror Legacy, well in this alone they " succeeded ". Halloween ENDS : Complete Garbage.

Halloween Kills is underrated in my opinion.

no one can defend this movie , over 40 years since its first movie , that was a absolute disgrace to its legacy

You just earned yourself a subscriber cause of how often I heard you say “Don’t @ me bro” lol This long rant was better than gold

BEST RANT EVER ‼💯💯💯 I TOTALLY AGREE ‼

They did this franchise so dirty. It was clearly a cash grab. The franchise is truly dead. Lets just pretend it doesnt exist.

Your laughing at the beginning are my sentiments exactly

It’s like getting to the highest level of Scientology only to be told about Xenu.

In my opinion this movie was very disappointing. I wanted a movie about Mike Meyers fighting Lorie, not this side character nobody cares about. Mike and Corey were like Ted Bundy teaching Jeffry Dahmer. The only thing I liked was the ending. This felt like 2 movies puzzle pieced into one, and the important pieces were replaced with a different puzzle.

There's a lot of stuff the novel explains. it was written by the same guy who wrote the movie. in an interview he did not want to give anything away. but he said that it was up to the director to decide what made it into the movie and he tries to explain more within the novel. the story does not start with Corey. instead it starts off where the last movie left off. as allyson is being placed in an ambulance, she is told about her mom's death.. Michael runs into two garbage men who he kills and steals their truck and escapes. even though the police have the roads closed, they still don't find him. Michael comes across a cabin where a man has kidnapped his daughter, who he also abuses. His dark power, essence, whatever seeps into the little girl and she kills her own father. after this Michael ends up making his home in an old meatpacking plant. prior to Michael arriving there, two teens meet there and fall in love. one of them is Kim, the girl that Allyson's boyfriend in 2018 cheated on her with. a year later, the couple go back to the plant for their anniversary. but Michael is there. He kills the guy and goes after Kim. Kim grabs a steel bar and impales it into Michael's arm. he pulls it out and kills Kim with it. this cause's Michael's arm to go limp. after this michaels ends up in a nearby sewer Corey is suicidal. he is constantly breaking into the Allen's home and tries to jump off the top floor but can't do it. on the bridge before the bullies show up, he contemplating killing himself again using Laurie's knife. After taking Michael's dark power, Corey finally jumps off the top floor banister and survives. the dj plays some of Loomis tapes from when Michael was his patient.. loomis explains that he too is changing. that michael's darkness is changing him. he can't sleep and that he's changing. in her memoir laurie tells a story that loomis told her. about a patient named carl who was schizophrenic. he was getting better until he was moved next to michael's room. that's when he changed and developed the same eyes as michael. he told loomis he could feel the darkness. carl eventually kills two guards and then himself. the homeless guy was a patient at smith's grove and Sartain used him to try and entice michael. even abused him. the homeless guy, Nelson, eventually started to see michael as a god and devoted himself to him. so later when Nelson comes across the sewer he starts to feel the darkness from smith grove. Nelson starts to knock out people, kidnap them and take them to Michael where he kills them. so all those missing people mentioned in the movie were kidnapped by Nelson the homeless guy and given over to Michael, especially on Halloween night. Nelson also provided Michael with food. But it's also implied that Michael ate his victims. corey finds bones in the sewer that have been picked cleaned. Michael passes his dark power to corey when he chokes him. corey sees his own visions. Michael does not see them.later when michael kills corey, he takes that dark power back. the story was about the trauma the town has gone through, not Michael, not corey. the novel even talks about how the town is pure trash now. rumors are even going around that there is a cult called the Cult of Samhain. that michael isn't human but a dark force they call forth on halloween. the myers house has been demolished and in it's place a memorial garden has been set up. but it's in shambles now and mostly emo teens that worship myers hang out there. the dj has also helped spread these rumors, even saying that corey is the latest boogeyman the cult has summoned. the dj also plays some of loomis's audio tapes. loomis claims he feels himself changing. a darkness growing within. also the writer stated that the movies were never meant to take place on the same night and year and does not know where that rumor even came from. he said that when he and David Gordon Green got together, Green intended to make each movie take place on the exact year it came out. that the story for ENDS was already being written around the time KILLS was being finalized and ready to go out to theaters.

The who the f is Cory bro took me out😂😂😂😂😂

They treated Michael like a Cameo in his own movie. This movie is garbage👎🏾

This is the best, honest review of this utter nonsense of a movie. Another Hollywood build up for absolute garbage.

Ends pissed me off, they disrespected Michael, the story doesn't make any sense, It feels like a middle finger to the fans.

He is just a regular guy now Prior movie he took out an entire firefighter crew and a mob of people after they beat him down …. Michael can somehow have sympathy power to look into Corey’s eyes and made him a sidekick…. WTH 40mins into movie Michael finally was shown ….. WTH Laurie was hell bent on being ready for Michael , Michael kills Laurie’s daughter and now Laurie let’s it go and writes a book …. WTH

Someone should make a cut of all three movies as one taking things out and slowly introducing Cory throughout.. somewhere underneath all this trash is a great 4 hour Halloween movie.

I’m just going to pretend this isn’t cannon to the 2018 series. This movie was hard to watch, Corey storyline made me cringe so much. They gutted characters left and right too, this movie pissed me off.

Loved your rant and completely agree. They shit on the GOAT

This Halloween gave me halo 5 flashbacks with the marketing this movie was garbage how the fuck u gonna make a Halloween movie and make Michael Myers the side character

As someone who’s been a horror fan for 39yrs or so (I’ve seen it all) Halloween (2018) was imo one of the biggest disappointments in the last 5yrs the only great film about this new time line was the Myers mask everything about this new time line is lazy and very insulting! Blumhouse understood how to use the internet and social media to push Halloween (2018) as this massive game changer for Slasher/Horror and they managed to grift everyone this new time line/series was never about the fans it was making easy money by selling Nostalgia (It worked the internet is dead wrong 50% of the time) Hopefully horror fans learn from this (This entire new Trilogy just Devalued The Halloween & Michael Myers IP even more)

This is the best review by far. I now have my relatives listening to this. You’re truly pissed off beyond words and rightfully so. The movie is such a terrible mess! 😞

Just go by the title of the movie. It just ends. The people who made this decided to just end the trilogy and not even make a good movie. I'm gonna enjoy this video and I'll be commenting more. Also just saw Smile tonight and that movie was terrifying! EVIL DIES TONIGHT!!!!!!

since when does Michael Myers take on an apprentice. Corey should have been given his own movie.

Sad thing is, I paid good money to see this movie in the theater but I'm more entertained listening to this rant than Ends...

I literally want to sue the creators for how awful this movie was

Idk how we can get a worse movie than Resurrection We've come so far just to get beloved franchises completely shat on by the same people who made it in the first place and that's extremely weird. Halloween 6 isn't anywhere near this bad

All it was was really expensive Lori strode fanfiction

Exactly the way I felt after watching it lol stupid social commentary ,horrible acting by everyone including JLC, horrible plot , hardly any kills , no Halloween atmosphere , hardly Michael myers and few times he does show up they disrespect him , and only focused on Corey. The ending was so cheesy with all the town people lol

When we watched Halloween Ends trailer we thought it will be like Corey accidentally awakens Michael then Corey will either be killed by Michael in the sewer or escape Michael. If Corey escape then he will be the third or fourth protagonist in the film that’s what we thought.

It might be an unpopular opinion, but I honestly really liked how back in the day they were trying an anthology idea with Season of the Witch. That part where the kid puts the mask on in the test chamber and the bugs/snakes comes out of him was quite horrific. I know Michael Myers is the bread and butter of the franchise but how many times does he really need to be seen on screen? I will give H20 and Halloween(2007) a pass, because I really did enjoy those movies. But everything else kinda sucked lol

I'd go as far as saying Kills was three times as good as Ends, but it was still a trash movie lol however... Ends definitely made Kills more tolerable. At least Michael Myers had shit to do in it. Ends was about as disrespectful to Michael Myers as Amazon was to Tolkien.

This rant had me rolling

Laurie in the trailer: maybe the only way he dies is if i die with him Laurie in the movie: doesnt even say this

Honestly I truly believe this is Jaime Lee Curtis doing . She had alot of input in this movie it wasn't just the money that brought her back for this role . She said it herself that she hates horror and not a fan of them at all . I believe that this was done purposely to destroy this franchise . This movie and the last Jedi as well as the rise of the Skywalkers in my opinion are the worst movies ever made because they took franchises that has built up a big fan base of 40 years just to destroy them in a 4or 5 years span . Wow

did they even play the original halloween theme song in the this movie? the song that plays when micheal is coming to kill a character? i don't think they even played once in this garbage movie

Best rant video! 🤣 nothing but fucking facts !

Hilarious and solid. Enjoyed this review much more than the actual movie.

Great review rant ✔️

Something about a crazed YT mans rage screams really does it for me 😂

I loved it.

We hear you bro

The non-sensical complaints of Halloween Ends: "Michael was weak in Ends" - Uh, yeah. That's literally the point. Throughout most of Kills, he was probably pumped up on adrenaline. The mob beating absolutely wrecked him. He was dying from years of untreated, infected wounds. And he's 65. He is quite literally an old man. He's still a human, afterall. "Michael got beat up by a nerd who got beat up by band bullies" - This one is my favourite. First of all, at this point in the story, Corey was infected with Michael's evil. THAT'S WHY he was able to go toe to toe with him. With this, it also made him stronger. Also, he never "beat up" Michael. He used Michael's own momentum against him, tripping him up causing Michael's head to smack into the ground. Secondly, those "band bullies" (I love how people have to shoehorn the word "band" in there) were literally the same size as Corey. Anyone can get their ass kicked by a group of teenagers. You're lying if you can't. What's more, Paul Brad Logan, the screenwriter of Ends and author of the Ends novelization, said in a recent interview, that he himself was once bullied by members of a marching band. The fact that they are in a band is irrelevant. "It's just an Allyson and Corey love story" - No, it's not that. It's a story about one person's descent into darkness and it showed that his attraction to Allyson turned into obsession because the evil was taking over. THAT is the point of that relationship. "Michael is hardly even in it" - Okay... But he was there the whole time. You could literally feel his presence seeping through every crack and crevis of Haddonfield. He tainted the town with his evil. And you know, he actually had less screentime in the original. Hell, Freddy Krueger only had about 7/8 minutes of screentime in the original Elm Street. But did that matter? No. Because you could still feel his presence. It's all about quality over quantity. Using him sparingly. "It's not a Halloween film" - Except, it quite literally is: a) It continues the story of the OG, 2018 and Kills. b) Michael Myers is in it. c) It takes place on Halloween. How is it NOT a Halloween film? Oh, I get it. Because it's not 2 hours of Michael going house to house, stalking and slaughtering people... Is that what you all wanted? Just a repeat of 2018 and Kills? Then you would all complain that Ends was just the same as the others. Now you complain that it's too different. These filmmakers just cannot win with this fanbase. They made the right choice. They branched out. Gave us something fresh. Something unique. And you know what? I would have them do it again. Oh, and let me just touch on what Laurie said in Kills. "The more he kills, the more he transcends into something impossible to defeat: Fear. People are afraid. THAT is the true curse of Michael." How people cannot understand this is beyond me. People thought she was talking about Michael himself becoming unstoppable, which is why they are pissed off with how he is utilized in Ends. She was literally talking about the fear he creates. The more people are afraid, the more Michael's evil taints the town of Haddonfield. For 4 years after the events of 2018 and Kills, his presence was felt throughout the entirety of Haddonfield. Haddonfield was just a cesspool of dread and fear. And when watching Ends, you can feel it yourself. Not one point did I not think that Michael wasn't there. He was there the whole time. His evil presence was seeping through every crack and crevis of Haddonfield. SYMBOLISM people. It's not that hard to grasp. Also, I had to laugh at your ignorance with Corey being "too small"... Nick Castle was literally 5'11 and weighed 145lbs when he played Michael in the original. Oh, but that get's a pass cos it's the original, right? Here is a much better and intelligent review. Maybe give it a watch. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b953fauWyp6vqYU.html

CORY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL 😂 😂

Wait was this the one when Michael got jumped in the neighborhood and shot at 😭😭😂😂

It’s a joke played upon the Halloween fan base! Not being overdramatic I think they intentionally made a Season of the Witchish piss off the fans movie hence the blue title card Me: Why David Gordon Green, why? DGG: Do I need a reason? Danny McBride was right you know. I do love a good joke, and this is the best one ever. A joke on the Halloween fanbase

It’s all about Corey bro!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

This franchise has been crap since h20 and everything after

even Danielle Harris and Scout Taylor Compton said after watching ends. the only good thing was Corey's performance. like everyone else Danielle and Scout agreed that Michael not being in the movie until 40 minutes into it was total bullshit

After recently watching the Halloween films over the Halloween period I wish they just left it at part 2, the same night still, same mask, had Laurie & Loomis still in it, 2 wasn't brilliant but it was decent enough movie with finding out that Laurie was Michaels sister and Loomis burning his patient to death with some good kills and tension....but this?! like you said where do you start? a complete train wreck of a film, I wish I could undo what I saw, terrible, just terrible. Great rant and totally justified.

When you said, "Michael doesn't eat." We're you going to refer to 78 when Bracket and Loomis found that half eaten dog? Or was it the two Sherriff's Department guys that found the dog?

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I miss the SHape from part 1, 2 and 4-6 pcut. everything since then has been crap!

honestly rosie you should make more reviews

Watching this again after the Halloween Kills review 👌

Whoa, I don't remember recording this at all.😬

When you have writers like David Gordon Green this is what you get.

I had a bad feeling this trilogy would be trash when they left halloween 2018 as a cliffhanger. I didnt even bother watching the second movie cause it felt off.

This trilogy had a lot of missed opportunities. Will Patton was so under used and that's just scratching the surface. There were things I liked, things I didn't like but man so many different directions they could've gone.

Preach!

He ran tombstone thats why he took that long to show up, needed to build up evil within 3 first.