Halloween Ends was Wretched Trash: An Unfiltered Rant

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Rosie199X

Rosie199X

Жыл бұрын

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@Rosie199X
@Rosie199X Жыл бұрын
The final monologue of Pearl was better than this whole movie.
@Dead7Zaku
@Dead7Zaku Жыл бұрын
Pearl from Blade?
@Rosie199X
@Rosie199X Жыл бұрын
@@Dead7Zaku nah Pearl the movie
@danielmaster8776
@danielmaster8776 Жыл бұрын
@@Dead7Zaku "Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
@Dead7Zaku
@Dead7Zaku Жыл бұрын
@@danielmaster8776 😆😆😆
@UNKANNYENTERTAINMENT
@UNKANNYENTERTAINMENT Жыл бұрын
amen 💯
@AM-vw7dg
@AM-vw7dg Жыл бұрын
Corey was straight up bullying Michael Myers in that sewer tunnel. Bullying was a theme in this non Halloween movie: Corey's mom was a bully, the dirt bag teens were bullies, then Corey vented by bullying Meyers. I'm 50, and I grew up during the slasher era, and this in relation to Halloween was terrible.
@mel-el5862
@mel-el5862 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget they wrote Laurie bullying myers in this.
@AM-vw7dg
@AM-vw7dg Жыл бұрын
@@mel-el5862 exactly. I was so not impressed that I just went and watch the 1978 original Halloween. In my opinion, the first and last time we needed to see the human Michael Myers was when he killed his sister on that fateful night in 1963, after his escape from the insane asylum, he becomes "The Shape". Halloween Ends has Corey calling him a man in a mask, no he's the Shape and that's what made Halloween scary. They totally ruined the whole Halloween theme. There are some originals that need not be touched some examples are Halloween, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Omen.
@DCFCfanatic
@DCFCfanatic Жыл бұрын
This is what the novel has to say about that scene.......When Corey confronts Michael for the mask, he demands to know what Michael did to him. While they struggle, Corey notes that Michael's black eyes have no effect on him this time. He manages to get Michael to lose his balance and then slams Michael's head repeatedly into the ground until he stops fighting back. Corey takes the mask and looks into it, feeling a frightening calm over him. the novel also says that Corey has taken some of his dark power. at the end when Michael kills corey he takes it back. this also happens to other people. the original opening scene continues from the last movie. Michael kills two garbage men and takes their truck and escapes. he comes across a cabin where a man has kidnapped his little daughter, who he also abuses. Michael's evil also goes into her and she kills her own dad. Laurie writes in her memoir that Loomis told her a story about a patient he had named carl. a schizophrenic who was making great progress that is until carl is placed next door to Michael. carl tells loomis he can feel the darkness and starts to change. carl even gets the same eyes as Michael. eventually carl kills two guards then himself.
@AM-vw7dg
@AM-vw7dg Жыл бұрын
@@DCFCfanatic ok, that's fine, but how is it that the person being "infected" can over power Myers, the originator of the "infection". The only way I can make any sense of how Myers is over powered by Corey is energy leaving Myers amplified Corey's pre existing anger buildup from the bullying.
@markmac2206
@markmac2206 Жыл бұрын
@@AM-vw7dg Laurie saying he's just a man about to stop breathing was awful too.
@Agesilaus.88
@Agesilaus.88 Жыл бұрын
This is like a rant you hear on a GTA radio station. Love it. 🤣
@shvtdown
@shvtdown Жыл бұрын
Facts lmao
@skullberry9000
@skullberry9000 Жыл бұрын
The only reason that they de-powered Michael is so that a 70 year old ex babysitter could defeat an unstoppable killing machine bare handed in a display of girl power.
@tbandz9423
@tbandz9423 Жыл бұрын
Exactly 🤦🏽‍♂️shit sad dude killed a whole mob but can’t kill a old lady 1v1
@TheCountryGoblin
@TheCountryGoblin Жыл бұрын
I don’t understand how modern Hollywood can’t make movies anymore. I haven’t had the urge to rush to a theater to see a movie in ages and all they ever do is take old IP and ruin it
@johnboko7110
@johnboko7110 Жыл бұрын
It's sad
@tayjones8552
@tayjones8552 Жыл бұрын
These new directors have been fucking up classics. I don't like the remake of Nightmare on elms street because Freddy's mask looks stupid as hell!
@darkdemonqueen
@darkdemonqueen Жыл бұрын
I genuinely feel bad for kids growing up 00’s - present.... there’s literally nothing original now. Everything is a “remake” reimagined” “reboot” of something else worlds better and perfect the way it was. I find myself just rewatching so many 80 - 90’s movies (especially horror, action, and comedy) it’s crazy! What the heck happened!?!? I’m convinced they’re all out of ideas and a bunch of talentless hacks. 🤦‍♀️
@Yezir760
@Yezir760 Жыл бұрын
Modern Hollywood has sold there to Satan. That's there problem.
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8 Жыл бұрын
Hollywood sucks making scary movies
@stevenjennings5160
@stevenjennings5160 Жыл бұрын
Totally spot on with your rant. They sidelined the greatest horror icon of the past 50 years and turned him into a shell of what he was. Hard to believe adults sat in a room with this script and thought it was a good idea
@jamesgarrett7606
@jamesgarrett7606 Жыл бұрын
I was shocked by it. Everything felt like a film student’s first attempt. The script, the editing, the lighting, the main plot (where things just happened for little reason). None of the characters have any motivation or purpose( Corey going into the sewer, him going upstairs and picking up the misplaced knife, Michael getting the shit beat out of him, Laurie inviting Michael to kill her after she’d won) This was the biggest mess of a trilogy finish I’ve ever seen.
@DaLo1984
@DaLo1984 Жыл бұрын
What they did to Michael is UNFORGIVABLE. Great rant, btw. Spot on!
@AM-vw7dg
@AM-vw7dg Жыл бұрын
They did him dirty.🤣
@ronaldvecchione1441
@ronaldvecchione1441 Жыл бұрын
agreed
@lkayde1996
@lkayde1996 Жыл бұрын
They made Michael look weak and everyone beat his ass I’m mad what they do to Michael and Michael didn’t get enough screen time 😢
@evildoughboy7773
@evildoughboy7773 Жыл бұрын
Not only did they do him dirty, but they couldn't even keep up with their own continuity. They couldn't decide whether he's a man or has supernatural powers and present them as both. Then we follow Corey for 2/3 of the movie and I'm left believing that he will be the new Boogeyman. Instead, they kill him off and have a geriatric showdown between Michael and Laurie. One way I think they could have done a successful pass the torch story was if they ended the movie with Michael being disposed of and then the body of Corey Cunningham disappearing off the lawn, just like at the end of the first Halloween. Instead we got this, and I say f*** this.
@AM-vw7dg
@AM-vw7dg Жыл бұрын
@@evildoughboy7773 or Allison could be the new "Shape" considering that Corey told her he murdered people and she seemed ok with it.
@LaneTheBrane
@LaneTheBrane Жыл бұрын
Hollywood no longer deserves respect from anyone
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8 Жыл бұрын
Amen we should sue Hollywood for false advertisement
@FookMi69
@FookMi69 Жыл бұрын
Halloween 2018 didn’t need a trilogy. At this point, they really should’ve made it a once and done direct sequel and just let the franchise rest after that.
@denzelcooper3153
@denzelcooper3153 Жыл бұрын
They literally had no direction. Each movie has a retcon of the previous 😂 the director said Michael is suppose to be human(which just from that he got the character wrong) but then add the scene of him in resurrecting in kills and then retcon in ends saying he’s injured 🤦🏽‍♂️ it’s so stupid that people are accepting of that
@CarloisBuriedAlive
@CarloisBuriedAlive Жыл бұрын
They could have improved the Kills script and made it feel more important and have that been the finale and make it a double feature similar to the original and Halloween II
@anthonyjordanmoviesandmore2470
@anthonyjordanmoviesandmore2470 Жыл бұрын
Michael became the victim of elder abuse in this movie this is Halloween The elder abuse of Michael Myers
@swagwolfgang
@swagwolfgang Жыл бұрын
As soon as michael grabbed corey in the sewer i realized what kind of movie this was going to be and i was so fucking mad
@keitha.563
@keitha.563 Жыл бұрын
Dude Jamie Lee Curtis hade a ton of input on Ends . Blame needs to go to her too!
@tayjones8552
@tayjones8552 Жыл бұрын
You said everything on point dude. There's no purpose for Laurie character anymore since it's not about her and him. This movie should not been made because it had no basis.
@mel-el5862
@mel-el5862 Жыл бұрын
Anyone that thinks it was cool to see Michael go out like a chump needs to admit they are crazy. After kills they created a savage unstoppable Michael. It would take an entire town at that point to even stop him. This movie sucked.
@michaelleyvas3935
@michaelleyvas3935 Жыл бұрын
I was just in disbelief the entire film. 😦
@beautifulleopard3929
@beautifulleopard3929 Жыл бұрын
This movie is absolutely ridiculous and totally embarrassing. I’m livid. ......
@anthonyderek45
@anthonyderek45 Жыл бұрын
Oh gosh the laughter in the beginning…. This is going to be good.
@heavenlytoned5998
@heavenlytoned5998 Жыл бұрын
Corey's death had such little impact on the story I forgot he was even a character. I was watching the credits (frozen in shock bc the movie was that bad) and I was like "Corey? Who the fuck- oh yeah, him."
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8 Жыл бұрын
I wanted Corey to die sooner so Michael Myers can have the screen time
@theoldfartnugget6251
@theoldfartnugget6251 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, kills was ok. Felt like a loony tunes episode though. Michael just stands there as the Haddonfield citizens kill themselves lmao
@pikeflowed
@pikeflowed Жыл бұрын
Loved *KILLS*, so bad ass, the perfect Michael Myers film ! i agree that the peeps just stand there and get killed, but that's how slasher films play out, it wouldn't be a true slasher without dumb-ass victims virtually sacrificing themselves to the alpha-male horror icon, lol, but *ENDS* was just microwaved dogsh*t, its an insult to all true Halloween fans like you and I, such a missed opportunity, Myers could have gone out with a bang instead of a muted whimper.
@xavierortiz5918
@xavierortiz5918 Жыл бұрын
This angry rant is more compelling and logical than the crafted arguments made by the defenders of this movie.
@JayAllo
@JayAllo Жыл бұрын
Just come back from watching this! I was like what they should have done was put the last 20 mins from this film on to the end of Halloween kills and that would have saved them making a trilogy
@JayAllo
@JayAllo Жыл бұрын
Have you watched jeepers creepers reborn! It’s worse than Halloween so that’s saying something
@bozolozo21
@bozolozo21 Жыл бұрын
People should direct their anger towards Jamie Lee Curtis because she signed off on this dumpster fire 🔥 of a movie. The fact that she wanted to be seen as the survivor doesn’t make sense when she’s a 70 plus year old grandma 👵🏻 that’s able to kill Michael Myers who’s considered to be a supernatural force. The movie and her are an absolute joke.
@christisrisen6774
@christisrisen6774 Жыл бұрын
Michael and Coreys Wedding Song is TIME OF MY LIFE From Dirty Dancing. And just one example of the Ludacris writing in this movie is when the Daughter walked in and saw her boyfriend on the floor Bleeding to death and her Reaction was to throw a temper tantrum and go storming off instead of doing what any normal person would do which is to comfort your Boyfriend /Girlfriend and call for help.
@AM-vw7dg
@AM-vw7dg Жыл бұрын
We had Halloween 1978, Halloween 2018, Halloween Kills and Halloween Ends. It's only fair to make Halloween Returns the Musical
@DavidLeexhaj
@DavidLeexhaj Жыл бұрын
Jason would never stand for this😂
@TheStormBolt-gf8qi
@TheStormBolt-gf8qi Жыл бұрын
Honestly I don't even think this movie took place on Halloween or like even reference it
@DaveLovesToys
@DaveLovesToys Жыл бұрын
Your laughter in the beginning perfectly encapsulates Halloween Ends. I agree fully with your entire rant and never have I ever watched a movie like this that has made me rant about it ever since I watched it. It's absolute garbage!! No one wanted the "Corey Show" and like you said, they KNEW this was crap with the marketing. I watched the trailer again today and it does look like Corey is just the first kill and that Laurie is obsessing over Michael the entire time. I'm with you, I just can't write this off as a bad Halloween movie either. It was marketed as a trilogy, H2018 and Kills were clearly made as parts 1/2 of a trilogy, and Ends comes along completely ignoring where we left off in Kills to start off with Corey?! Who the FK is Corey!?!?!? There was potential to make an awesome movie that started where Kills left off and they blew it. And by blowing Ends, they blew the entire trilogy.
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8 Жыл бұрын
I agree they did Micheal Myers dirty in this movie worst Halloween movie ever no one cares about corey
@JustinJohnson-vc1gr
@JustinJohnson-vc1gr Жыл бұрын
Kills is my second favorite after the original. Michael was such a badass and in my opinion it nailed his character. I wanted to love Ends. Man the disrespect they showed to Michael was appalling. In my opinion, Kills is my true ending to this Blumhouse trilogy.
@mscottlawrence2037
@mscottlawrence2037 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely, I love kills, how does mm go from being basically the terminator to what we just saw
@pikeflowed
@pikeflowed Жыл бұрын
***LOVED KILLS*** I agree, its the perfect Michael Myers film ! He was lethal as f*ck, so stylishly shot and it enhanced his legacy and iconography as well as being pure adrenalin, so much fun as a film with the '78 footage matching Carpenters original film, then *ENDS* just squanders the promise and established universe of the first two films in the trilogy and was just a dumpster-fire from minute one and an insult to all true Halloween fans and their audience-investment, i feel betrayed :(
@matthewgreaux91352
@matthewgreaux91352 Жыл бұрын
If I’m not mistaken, the original plan was all 3 movies in this trilogy supposed to take place on the same night. The pandemic happened & Kills and Ends were pushed back a year each. Personally I loved Halloween 2018 🎃 & Kills. Can we please get like a Snyder cut version of Ends lol. Ends should have started with Michael killing Karen & then answering her phone when Laurie calls. Have Laurie walking out of the hospital with the knife 🔪 and hit the music!!
@mscottlawrence2037
@mscottlawrence2037 Жыл бұрын
@@matthewgreaux91352 I'm with you on 18 and kills they are awesome
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8 Жыл бұрын
I loved Halloween 2018 and Halloween kills but I Hate Halloween ends it's the worst Halloween movie ever in the history of Halloween
@joshualester5154
@joshualester5154 Жыл бұрын
The fight between Laurie and Michael was so anti-climatic because we just saw him get pushed around by Corey in the sewer. Movies trash.
@CharlieD.706
@CharlieD.706 Жыл бұрын
They call us “toxic fans” but honestly it’s the anti fandom that’s the problem. Anytime we have an issue with an established franchise they jump on the “it was great” train like it’s the second coming of Christ. They’re like the fucking reverse flash or some shit.
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8 Жыл бұрын
We not toxic fans we are just true fan's that is speaking the truth
@jamieroach5755
@jamieroach5755 Жыл бұрын
no one can defend this movie , over 40 years since its first movie , that was a absolute disgrace to its legacy
@JenA2145
@JenA2145 Жыл бұрын
In short, we all fell for the clickbait. The trailer was the clickbait.
@Thunder-StrickenStudios
@Thunder-StrickenStudios Жыл бұрын
I wish they could’ve had Lorie burn Mike Myers’s mask at the end with Mr. Sandman playing in the background while his mask burns into ashes and dust.
@caseylee4266
@caseylee4266 Жыл бұрын
This trilogy shouldn't have been made...never made any sense
@Dead7Zaku
@Dead7Zaku Жыл бұрын
EVIL HIDES TONIGHT!!!!!
@Thunder-StrickenStudios
@Thunder-StrickenStudios Жыл бұрын
Halloween Kills is underrated in my opinion.
@Rosie199X
@Rosie199X Жыл бұрын
Very much so
@paulutah9176
@paulutah9176 Жыл бұрын
Agreed I love H kills it is a rollercoaster. DDG should let another film maker do a proper sequel to Kills and made the film he wanted as a standalone. I really don't think people would have a problem then.
@Kn1ghtborne
@Kn1ghtborne Жыл бұрын
For me the only tiff was not showing the mob kill in real time but everything else was fine for me Even Laurie staying in the hospital. It felt like a great set up movie.
@paulutah9176
@paulutah9176 Жыл бұрын
@@Kn1ghtborne yeah that's a good point. It does Rob the scene of some of its potential awesomeness. Kind of reminds me how I felt watching Alien three after getting so hyped as loved Alien and Aliens. Not a bad film but as a follow up to Aliens it was a massive drop in quality and thrills.
@pikeflowed
@pikeflowed Жыл бұрын
I think the film-maker (*DGG*) and Crew had a " community meeting " on how to make the WORST Halloween film ever and what to do to disappoint and p*ss-off their audience/true Halloween fans and how to destroy Michael Myers and his iconic horror Legacy, well in this alone they " succeeded ". Halloween ENDS : Complete Garbage.
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8 Жыл бұрын
Amen A Garbage movie
@diegofavaratozfilms962
@diegofavaratozfilms962 Жыл бұрын
This movie felt like the type of movie that you would watch on the SyFy Channel
@promnightdumpsterbaby9553
@promnightdumpsterbaby9553 Жыл бұрын
I was pissed I paid the 10 dollars for a peacock subscription to watch this. I'd have rioted if I'd paid the admission fee for it.
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8 Жыл бұрын
You should get a refund get you're money back
@andyd3447
@andyd3447 Жыл бұрын
They did this franchise so dirty. It was clearly a cash grab. The franchise is truly dead. Lets just pretend it doesnt exist.
@jorgelanda2144
@jorgelanda2144 7 ай бұрын
You just earned yourself a subscriber cause of how often I heard you say “Don’t @ me bro” lol This long rant was better than gold
@JP-hr8fb
@JP-hr8fb Жыл бұрын
They treated Michael like a Cameo in his own movie. This movie is garbage👎🏾
@Thunder-StrickenStudios
@Thunder-StrickenStudios Жыл бұрын
In my opinion this movie was very disappointing. I wanted a movie about Mike Meyers fighting Lorie, not this side character nobody cares about. Mike and Corey were like Ted Bundy teaching Jeffry Dahmer. The only thing I liked was the ending. This felt like 2 movies puzzle pieced into one, and the important pieces were replaced with a different puzzle.
@JasonSum1979
@JasonSum1979 Жыл бұрын
As someone who’s been a horror fan for 39yrs or so (I’ve seen it all) Halloween (2018) was imo one of the biggest disappointments in the last 5yrs the only great film about this new time line was the Myers mask everything about this new time line is lazy and very insulting! Blumhouse understood how to use the internet and social media to push Halloween (2018) as this massive game changer for Slasher/Horror and they managed to grift everyone this new time line/series was never about the fans it was making easy money by selling Nostalgia (It worked the internet is dead wrong 50% of the time) Hopefully horror fans learn from this (This entire new Trilogy just Devalued The Halloween & Michael Myers IP even more)
@DCFCfanatic
@DCFCfanatic Жыл бұрын
There's a lot of stuff the novel explains. it was written by the same guy who wrote the movie. in an interview he did not want to give anything away. but he said that it was up to the director to decide what made it into the movie and he tries to explain more within the novel. the story does not start with Corey. instead it starts off where the last movie left off. as allyson is being placed in an ambulance, she is told about her mom's death.. Michael runs into two garbage men who he kills and steals their truck and escapes. even though the police have the roads closed, they still don't find him. Michael comes across a cabin where a man has kidnapped his daughter, who he also abuses. His dark power, essence, whatever seeps into the little girl and she kills her own father. after this Michael ends up making his home in an old meatpacking plant. prior to Michael arriving there, two teens meet there and fall in love. one of them is Kim, the girl that Allyson's boyfriend in 2018 cheated on her with. a year later, the couple go back to the plant for their anniversary. but Michael is there. He kills the guy and goes after Kim. Kim grabs a steel bar and impales it into Michael's arm. he pulls it out and kills Kim with it. this cause's Michael's arm to go limp. after this michaels ends up in a nearby sewer Corey is suicidal. he is constantly breaking into the Allen's home and tries to jump off the top floor but can't do it. on the bridge before the bullies show up, he contemplating killing himself again using Laurie's knife. After taking Michael's dark power, Corey finally jumps off the top floor banister and survives. the dj plays some of Loomis tapes from when Michael was his patient.. loomis explains that he too is changing. that michael's darkness is changing him. he can't sleep and that he's changing. in her memoir laurie tells a story that loomis told her. about a patient named carl who was schizophrenic. he was getting better until he was moved next to michael's room. that's when he changed and developed the same eyes as michael. he told loomis he could feel the darkness. carl eventually kills two guards and then himself. the homeless guy was a patient at smith's grove and Sartain used him to try and entice michael. even abused him. the homeless guy, Nelson, eventually started to see michael as a god and devoted himself to him. so later when Nelson comes across the sewer he starts to feel the darkness from smith grove. Nelson starts to knock out people, kidnap them and take them to Michael where he kills them. so all those missing people mentioned in the movie were kidnapped by Nelson the homeless guy and given over to Michael, especially on Halloween night. Nelson also provided Michael with food. But it's also implied that Michael ate his victims. corey finds bones in the sewer that have been picked cleaned. Michael passes his dark power to corey when he chokes him. corey sees his own visions. Michael does not see them.later when michael kills corey, he takes that dark power back. the story was about the trauma the town has gone through, not Michael, not corey. the novel even talks about how the town is pure trash now. rumors are even going around that there is a cult called the Cult of Samhain. that michael isn't human but a dark force they call forth on halloween. the myers house has been demolished and in it's place a memorial garden has been set up. but it's in shambles now and mostly emo teens that worship myers hang out there. the dj has also helped spread these rumors, even saying that corey is the latest boogeyman the cult has summoned. the dj also plays some of loomis's audio tapes. loomis claims he feels himself changing. a darkness growing within. also the writer stated that the movies were never meant to take place on the same night and year and does not know where that rumor even came from. he said that when he and David Gordon Green got together, Green intended to make each movie take place on the exact year it came out. that the story for ENDS was already being written around the time KILLS was being finalized and ready to go out to theaters.
@Rosie199X
@Rosie199X Жыл бұрын
That's fine and dandy, but what matters is the movie which was an epic fail
@amilcarmusah4218
@amilcarmusah4218 6 ай бұрын
The novelization looks even more delusional, and it is not canon. The author of this novel stated that he and Green had fundamentally different views on the concept. In particular, there was no Michael in the film at all, there was only Corey and the splitting of his consciousness, as well as Strode's memoirs, where she tries to cope with her own inner demon. And I like the movie the way it was.
@devinpeirce7152
@devinpeirce7152 Жыл бұрын
Exactly the way I felt after watching it lol stupid social commentary ,horrible acting by everyone including JLC, horrible plot , hardly any kills , no Halloween atmosphere , hardly Michael myers and few times he does show up they disrespect him , and only focused on Corey. The ending was so cheesy with all the town people lol
@The07gt
@The07gt Жыл бұрын
This is the best, honest review of this utter nonsense of a movie. Another Hollywood build up for absolute garbage.
@themaestromegatron4488
@themaestromegatron4488 Жыл бұрын
Freakin horrible Huge Dumpster Fire! I already did my rant on it Friday!🤣 Great rant and video by the way!🎃🍻🍻
@Tuchuuu
@Tuchuuu Жыл бұрын
I’m just going to pretend this isn’t cannon to the 2018 series. This movie was hard to watch, Corey storyline made me cringe so much. They gutted characters left and right too, this movie pissed me off.
@StarryDynamo88
@StarryDynamo88 Жыл бұрын
He is just a regular guy now Prior movie he took out an entire firefighter crew and a mob of people after they beat him down …. Michael can somehow have sympathy power to look into Corey’s eyes and made him a sidekick…. WTH 40mins into movie Michael finally was shown ….. WTH Laurie was hell bent on being ready for Michael , Michael kills Laurie’s daughter and now Laurie let’s it go and writes a book …. WTH
@AM-vw7dg
@AM-vw7dg Жыл бұрын
Your laughing at the beginning are my sentiments exactly
@lipznfros
@lipznfros Жыл бұрын
BEST RANT EVER ‼💯💯💯 I TOTALLY AGREE ‼
@CharlieD.706
@CharlieD.706 Жыл бұрын
Someone should make a cut of all three movies as one taking things out and slowly introducing Cory throughout.. somewhere underneath all this trash is a great 4 hour Halloween movie.
@Rorschach97
@Rorschach97 Жыл бұрын
Ends pissed me off, they disrespected Michael, the story doesn't make any sense, It feels like a middle finger to the fans.
@anthonyjordanmoviesandmore2470
@anthonyjordanmoviesandmore2470 Жыл бұрын
All it was was really expensive Lori strode fanfiction
@CultoftheDandelions
@CultoftheDandelions Жыл бұрын
I'd go as far as saying Kills was three times as good as Ends, but it was still a trash movie lol however... Ends definitely made Kills more tolerable. At least Michael Myers had shit to do in it. Ends was about as disrespectful to Michael Myers as Amazon was to Tolkien.
@Dead7Zaku
@Dead7Zaku Жыл бұрын
Just go by the title of the movie. It just ends. The people who made this decided to just end the trilogy and not even make a good movie. I'm gonna enjoy this video and I'll be commenting more. Also just saw Smile tonight and that movie was terrifying! EVIL DIES TONIGHT!!!!!!
@Dead7Zaku
@Dead7Zaku Жыл бұрын
I also liked Kills a lot. I don't get why it's gotten so much hate. The blue letters in the beginning immediately threw me off. The bait and switch is what pissed me off. Mikey isn't "stronger" or "more sinister" or whatever Laurie said in the trailer that she didn't say in the movie. He gets hardly any screen time and he's a pushover. Plus how is he somehow mortal now? A few cuts on his body and he's done? Why is he weak and decrepit in the sewer but totally fine locked up for decades when he didn't kill anybody for decades. I felt like they literally threw Michael into the trash because that's what they did with his power and did to him literally. Also what happened to what Laurie said about, "If I die then he dies." She said something like that. Once again they totally ignored their own setup and threw it in the trash. I'm absolutely disgusted with this movie. Also fuck Cory for getting so much screen time and fuck that lifetime ending with the veggies on the porch and Michael's mask on the table like some sudoku puzzle book.
@kbf9644
@kbf9644 Жыл бұрын
It’s like getting to the highest level of Scientology only to be told about Xenu.
@legalzero1
@legalzero1 Жыл бұрын
Great rant. Best I've heard so far on Halloween ends. very entertaining funny as is cheers.
@TylerBR97
@TylerBR97 Жыл бұрын
I literally want to sue the creators for how awful this movie was
@BC-wd5fs
@BC-wd5fs Жыл бұрын
Loved your rant and completely agree. They shit on the GOAT
@VenomandEddieBrock
@VenomandEddieBrock Жыл бұрын
When we watched Halloween Ends trailer we thought it will be like Corey accidentally awakens Michael then Corey will either be killed by Michael in the sewer or escape Michael. If Corey escape then he will be the third or fourth protagonist in the film that’s what we thought.
@ryanmclellan8740
@ryanmclellan8740 Жыл бұрын
Sad thing is, I paid good money to see this movie in the theater but I'm more entertained listening to this rant than Ends...
@Kn1ghtborne
@Kn1ghtborne Жыл бұрын
Idk how we can get a worse movie than Resurrection We've come so far just to get beloved franchises completely shat on by the same people who made it in the first place and that's extremely weird. Halloween 6 isn't anywhere near this bad
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8 Жыл бұрын
True I would rather watch Halloween 6 then Halloween ends
@Kjllo1216
@Kjllo1216 Жыл бұрын
It might be an unpopular opinion, but I honestly really liked how back in the day they were trying an anthology idea with Season of the Witch. That part where the kid puts the mask on in the test chamber and the bugs/snakes comes out of him was quite horrific. I know Michael Myers is the bread and butter of the franchise but how many times does he really need to be seen on screen? I will give H20 and Halloween(2007) a pass, because I really did enjoy those movies. But everything else kinda sucked lol
@Kn1ghtborne
@Kn1ghtborne Жыл бұрын
There's nothing wrong with that at all Just don't do what this movie did
@chicagosfirespittingserpen5599
@chicagosfirespittingserpen5599 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I truly believe this is Jaime Lee Curtis doing . She had alot of input in this movie it wasn't just the money that brought her back for this role . She said it herself that she hates horror and not a fan of them at all . I believe that this was done purposely to destroy this franchise . This movie and the last Jedi as well as the rise of the Skywalkers in my opinion are the worst movies ever made because they took franchises that has built up a big fan base of 40 years just to destroy them in a 4or 5 years span . Wow
@amilcarmusah4218
@amilcarmusah4218 6 ай бұрын
I agree that Curtis is an annoying person. But in this case, H20 deserves much more hatred, which destroyed the franchise more than 20 years ago. However, for some mysterious reason, for most fans, this disgusting movie is all right. As in the case of the equally lousy retcon H18. P.S. Horrorfans who are also fans of "Star Wars" and draw parallels between them should disappear.
@chicagosfirespittingserpen5599
@chicagosfirespittingserpen5599 6 ай бұрын
@@amilcarmusah4218 it's dosent matter of you are a fan of star wars .the point is the was both ruined
@janell5161
@janell5161 Жыл бұрын
The who the f is Cory bro took me out😂😂😂😂😂
@vicenteguerrero1433
@vicenteguerrero1433 Жыл бұрын
since when does Michael Myers take on an apprentice. Corey should have been given his own movie.
@PRHILL9696
@PRHILL9696 Жыл бұрын
This franchise has been crap since h20 and everything after
@rtvtictaczac727
@rtvtictaczac727 Жыл бұрын
This Halloween gave me halo 5 flashbacks with the marketing this movie was garbage how the fuck u gonna make a Halloween movie and make Michael Myers the side character
@rhetteverette2406
@rhetteverette2406 Жыл бұрын
It’s a joke played upon the Halloween fan base! Not being overdramatic I think they intentionally made a Season of the Witchish piss off the fans movie hence the blue title card Me: Why David Gordon Green, why? DGG: Do I need a reason? Danny McBride was right you know. I do love a good joke, and this is the best one ever. A joke on the Halloween fanbase
@LouiepTv
@LouiepTv Жыл бұрын
H20 also works better because in that timeline they're related an Michael is ACTUALLY ACTIVELY AFTER HER! lol. Laurie moved changed her name her look but still had PTSD, then Myers finally finds her an as shes running has her moment of "No, no more running" grabs an axe an chooses to confront him once an for all. The whole story holds more weight so the final showdown feels more gratifying.
@swagwolfgang
@swagwolfgang Жыл бұрын
Laurie in the trailer: maybe the only way he dies is if i die with him Laurie in the movie: doesnt even say this
@Rosie199X
@Rosie199X Жыл бұрын
She was busy saying it in Kills
@danielmaster8776
@danielmaster8776 Жыл бұрын
It's like the subtitle for Running The Bases: "What if the only way to win is to lose?"
@justinedse8435
@justinedse8435 5 күн бұрын
When you have writers like David Gordon Green this is what you get.
@leeannalynn55
@leeannalynn55 Жыл бұрын
did they even play the original halloween theme song in the this movie? the song that plays when micheal is coming to kill a character? i don't think they even played once in this garbage movie
@Rosie199X
@Rosie199X Жыл бұрын
In the opening but I don’t think they do in the movie itself
@vicenteguerrero1433
@vicenteguerrero1433 Жыл бұрын
even Danielle Harris and Scout Taylor Compton said after watching ends. the only good thing was Corey's performance. like everyone else Danielle and Scout agreed that Michael not being in the movie until 40 minutes into it was total bullshit
@DEATHWISH1991
@DEATHWISH1991 Жыл бұрын
We hear you bro
@ballosaurusrex8262
@ballosaurusrex8262 Жыл бұрын
This is the best review by far. I now have my relatives listening to this. You’re truly pissed off beyond words and rightfully so. The movie is such a terrible mess! 😞
@TK_TK811
@TK_TK811 Жыл бұрын
I had a bad feeling this trilogy would be trash when they left halloween 2018 as a cliffhanger. I didnt even bother watching the second movie cause it felt off.
@distract_5871
@distract_5871 Жыл бұрын
He ran tombstone thats why he took that long to show up, needed to build up evil within 3 first.
@relio9
@relio9 Жыл бұрын
Best rant video! 🤣 nothing but fucking facts !
@SeetherFan666
@SeetherFan666 11 ай бұрын
The non-sensical complaints of Halloween Ends: "Michael was weak in Ends" - Uh, yeah. That's literally the point. Throughout most of Kills, he was probably pumped up on adrenaline. The mob beating absolutely wrecked him. He was dying from years of untreated, infected wounds. And he's 65. He is quite literally an old man. He's still a human, afterall. "Michael got beat up by a nerd who got beat up by band bullies" - This one is my favourite. First of all, at this point in the story, Corey was infected with Michael's evil. THAT'S WHY he was able to go toe to toe with him. With this, it also made him stronger. Also, he never "beat up" Michael. He used Michael's own momentum against him, tripping him up causing Michael's head to smack into the ground. Secondly, those "band bullies" (I love how people have to shoehorn the word "band" in there) were literally the same size as Corey. Anyone can get their ass kicked by a group of teenagers. You're lying if you can't. What's more, Paul Brad Logan, the screenwriter of Ends and author of the Ends novelization, said in a recent interview, that he himself was once bullied by members of a marching band. The fact that they are in a band is irrelevant. "It's just an Allyson and Corey love story" - No, it's not that. It's a story about one person's descent into darkness and it showed that his attraction to Allyson turned into obsession because the evil was taking over. THAT is the point of that relationship. "Michael is hardly even in it" - Okay... But he was there the whole time. You could literally feel his presence seeping through every crack and crevis of Haddonfield. He tainted the town with his evil. And you know, he actually had less screentime in the original. Hell, Freddy Krueger only had about 7/8 minutes of screentime in the original Elm Street. But did that matter? No. Because you could still feel his presence. It's all about quality over quantity. Using him sparingly. "It's not a Halloween film" - Except, it quite literally is: a) It continues the story of the OG, 2018 and Kills. b) Michael Myers is in it. c) It takes place on Halloween. How is it NOT a Halloween film? Oh, I get it. Because it's not 2 hours of Michael going house to house, stalking and slaughtering people... Is that what you all wanted? Just a repeat of 2018 and Kills? Then you would all complain that Ends was just the same as the others. Now you complain that it's too different. These filmmakers just cannot win with this fanbase. They made the right choice. They branched out. Gave us something fresh. Something unique. And you know what? I would have them do it again. Oh, and let me just touch on what Laurie said in Kills. "The more he kills, the more he transcends into something impossible to defeat: Fear. People are afraid. THAT is the true curse of Michael." How people cannot understand this is beyond me. People thought she was talking about Michael himself becoming unstoppable, which is why they are pissed off with how he is utilized in Ends. She was literally talking about the fear he creates. The more people are afraid, the more Michael's evil taints the town of Haddonfield. For 4 years after the events of 2018 and Kills, his presence was felt throughout the entirety of Haddonfield. Haddonfield was just a cesspool of dread and fear. And when watching Ends, you can feel it yourself. Not one point did I not think that Michael wasn't there. He was there the whole time. His evil presence was seeping through every crack and crevis of Haddonfield. SYMBOLISM people. It's not that hard to grasp. Also, I had to laugh at your ignorance with Corey being "too small"... Nick Castle was literally 5'11 and weighed 145lbs when he played Michael in the original. Oh, but that get's a pass cos it's the original, right? Here is a much better and intelligent review. Maybe give it a watch. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/b953fauWyp6vqYU.html
@Rosie199X
@Rosie199X 11 ай бұрын
Lol bro. This was not my review with an outline and notes. This was a rant. Even for this being a rant, you missed a lot of my points. Here's my actual review though. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/kNWWZdul0qiznnU.html
@Rosie199X
@Rosie199X 11 ай бұрын
Is this bait?
@OopsAllGodskins
@OopsAllGodskins 11 ай бұрын
​@@Rosie199XHella bait. You see how ignorant that response was? He caught you in the trappa💀
@Rosie199X
@Rosie199X 11 ай бұрын
@@OopsAllGodskins LMAO
@Cam-gn6uk
@Cam-gn6uk Жыл бұрын
This trilogy had a lot of missed opportunities. Will Patton was so under used and that's just scratching the surface. There were things I liked, things I didn't like but man so many different directions they could've gone.
@robertpreston2220
@robertpreston2220 Жыл бұрын
I miss the SHape from part 1, 2 and 4-6 pcut. everything since then has been crap!
@Dead7Zaku
@Dead7Zaku Жыл бұрын
When you said, "Michael doesn't eat." We're you going to refer to 78 when Bracket and Loomis found that half eaten dog? Or was it the two Sherriff's Department guys that found the dog?
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8
@JOHNNYCHICAGO8 Жыл бұрын
Micheal myer's does eat... he eats DOGS AND RATS
@paulutah9176
@paulutah9176 Жыл бұрын
Unlike 18 and kills which I love and defend Ends gets worse each time I watch it rather than better. It's not that I don't like the Corey story and the actor's performance it's just that it isn't the film H ends should have been. I think that is as fair a way I can put it. The story should have ended at the same time as Kills. Then ends could be interesting standalone anthology movie. I wait with baited breath to see how Trancas retcon. After all how many times has it already been done in this franchise. Such a shame as DGG was so close to greatness before this film imho.
@evildoughboy7773
@evildoughboy7773 Жыл бұрын
Halloween kills might have been a dumb movie, but at least it was a fun slasher. This could have been a decent pass the torch from Michael to Corey, but instead we got this s*** show. Hollywood doesn't even have the balls to go through with an idea, yet they deliberately did this in order to make a divisive movie. They dropped the subplot we've been following through 2/3 of the film and give us a lame geriatric showdown before crowd surfing Myers into a car shredder. I'm glad that we're done with this crap.
@carlwallace1129
@carlwallace1129 Жыл бұрын
H20 started off like really super creepy with the scariest day time killing scene in the first 15min other than that it was a stellar slasher for the late 90s. resurrection was garbage halloween ends was super terrible. If they would had added the Corey character in Halloween kills then it would have had more potential.
@Chiraqtown1
@Chiraqtown1 Жыл бұрын
Wait was this the one when Michael got jumped in the neighborhood and shot at 😭😭😂😂
@Rosie199X
@Rosie199X Жыл бұрын
That's Kills
@Chiraqtown1
@Chiraqtown1 Жыл бұрын
@@Rosie199Xoh ok but seriously tho Halloween needs to end it’s like every years it’s a new movie can they make a new IP 😭💀
@mariagutierrez4721
@mariagutierrez4721 Жыл бұрын
I saw this Movie for Michael Myers David Gorden Green It felt like his mind saying Screw The Fans of Michael Myers . Unbelievable extremely Very Disappointed .
@philosophyjunkies6693
@philosophyjunkies6693 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious and solid. Enjoyed this review much more than the actual movie.
@thehalloweenheavymetalmusicwar
@thehalloweenheavymetalmusicwar 2 ай бұрын
The Rob Zombie stuff & 2018 trilogy would not exist if the great Moustapha Akkad (RIP) had not been killed in the terroristic bombings in Jordan at his daughters wedding. The death of Moustapha Akkad was death of the Halloween franchise, despite Moustapha Akkad not being the biological father of the franchise like John Carpenter is, he still is the real father of this franchise, because a real father to someone or something is you always being there for them, caring for them, and raising them to go forward not letting writers like Phil Rosenberg & people like Rob Zombie get away with doing what they feel with the Halloween franchise & the character of Michael Myers, as I remember there was a script called Halloween 666: The Origin by Phil Rosenberg, which was going to feature a homeless hobo Michael Myers who lives in the dark alleys and attends a homeless shelter, and both Tommy and Michael's long lost cousin Dana Childress were going to use a virtual reality device to open a portal to push Michael Myers in it, and just reading those parts Moustapha Akkad crumbled and threw Phil Rosenberg's Halloween 666: The Origin across the studio in such anger due to how terribly the script looked and sounded, in which it is really a terrible script, which would have made Halloween 6 an even worse of a movie than it already is with the Cult of Thorn stuff in it. Also Halloween H20 original script originally titled Halloween 7: The Revenge of Laurie Strode, Michael Myers talks by saying Laurie's name "Laurie" when he reaches out his hand to Laurie near the ending of the script, the scenerio plays just like the actual H20 we winded up getting, except that Laurie Strode kills Michael Myers by stabbing him with a very long sharp stick, I do not remember what kind of stick it was exactly, but I'm pretty sure the script did say it was a pole vault, the very long bendable pole they use in the Olympics to help them jump to perform flips in the air, so yeah that script was going to have Laurie kill Michael by stabbing him with a very sharp pole vault through his heart, thus Laurie Strode finally getting revenge and permanently killing him in the process, in which the killing Michael Myers process made no sense in the original script, because they even acknowledged that a stab to the heart was not ensuring he was permanently dead, unlike the actual H20 we got, the chop to the head made more sense and ensured Michael was truly dead, that is until Resurrection made up a stupid nonsensical excuse to bring Michael Myers back. Also what I like about the actual H20 we got despite me not being fan of the H20 movie, I liked that they kept Michael Myers silent and not utter a word like in the original script where he utters Laurie's name before he is killed by her at the end. So yeah without Moustapha Akkad preventing these scripts from becoming official, we would have gotten these 2 movies as originally planned, which would have been worse than the actual ones we winded up getting, all again thanks to Moustapha, who unlike his son Malek cared for the franchise & also care a lot about the character of Michael Myers and always stayed true to the Michael Myers character (with the exceptions of H6 & Resurrection). So yeah after reading those 2 scripts Phil Rosenberg's Halloween 666: The Origin & Halloween 7: The Revenge of Laurie Strode, I feel that these 2 scripts are where Rob Zombie got a lot of his ideas from, Halloween 666: The Origin features a homeless hobo Michael Myers and Rob Zombie always went ahead with that homeless hobo Myers idea for his 2nd Halloween movie, and Halloween 7: The Revenge of Laurie Strode he always went ahead to make Michael Myers utter a word, in which he yells "DIE!!!" to Dr. Loomis (Malcolm McDowell) before stabbing him & killing him at the end of Rob Zombie's Halloween 2, which Michael Myers uttering a word is a huge grave no-no. R.I.P Moustapha Akkad. Halloween ended tragically the day Moustapha Akkad ended tragically. 😢😢 if only Moustapha Akkad was still alive I would have love to see him flip out on Rob Zombie & instead of crumbling the script and throwing it across the studio like he did Phil Rosenberg's Halloween 666: The Origin, instead I would've to see and hear about Moustapha ripping Rob Zombie's both Halloween 1 & 2 scripts right in Rob Zombie's face and then telling him to get lost & pick another franchise to eradicate, same with Danny McBride & David Gordon Green with this 2018 trilogy nonsense, I would have love to see & hear about Moustapha Akkad flipping out on them, ripping their 2018 script and telling them they know nothing about the Halloween franchise and the Michael Myers character & that they need to pick another franchise to ruin and create in their own image.
@LuckyOuijaBoy17
@LuckyOuijaBoy17 8 ай бұрын
Something about a crazed YT mans rage screams really does it for me 😂
@Rosie199X
@Rosie199X 8 ай бұрын
LOL thanks XD
@LuckyOuijaBoy17
@LuckyOuijaBoy17 8 ай бұрын
@@Rosie199X ❤️
@Budd631
@Budd631 Жыл бұрын
Halloween 2018 was decent. Halloween Kills was horrid. I haven’t seen Halloween Ends but going by this…yikes
@Robert1211995
@Robert1211995 Жыл бұрын
Its so much worse than kills its not even funny
@philosophyjunkies6693
@philosophyjunkies6693 Жыл бұрын
Kills is the Godfather compared to this.
@lkayde1996
@lkayde1996 Жыл бұрын
Don’t watch Halloween ends it’s a complete waste of time
@heartbreakkid8708
@heartbreakkid8708 Жыл бұрын
This rant had me rolling
@CarloisBuriedAlive
@CarloisBuriedAlive Жыл бұрын
Kills was a big dumb movie with bad writing, but at least it wasn’t “fake deep” and pretending to be a departure like this movie was. We’ve had films in the franchise like Curse and RZH2 that are definitive departures and they actually stick to their decisions, whereas this movie wasted a lot of time building up a character that they wrote out of the movie right before the climax begins. It’s like he was never even there. They clearly had a 20 minute short film about Laurie and needed to make a full length movie so they decided to rip off Christine. What a terrible way to end the trilogy, and it’s a shame because there are a few good and interesting ideas being explored.
@andrewbest1449
@andrewbest1449 11 ай бұрын
I loved it.
@harrycallahan9143
@harrycallahan9143 Жыл бұрын
After recently watching the Halloween films over the Halloween period I wish they just left it at part 2, the same night still, same mask, had Laurie & Loomis still in it, 2 wasn't brilliant but it was decent enough movie with finding out that Laurie was Michaels sister and Loomis burning his patient to death with some good kills and tension....but this?! like you said where do you start? a complete train wreck of a film, I wish I could undo what I saw, terrible, just terrible. Great rant and totally justified.
@Killercutsvideo
@Killercutsvideo Жыл бұрын
Subscribed just for your laugh
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