My grandma made the best homemade compressed dextrose

Once again, I wish I was present at poundland idea meetings: "We need some toys for our halloween mystery bags." "How about a dead frog on wheels?" "John, you've done it again!"

That frog with wheels is the return of that psychopathic Polly Pocket who turned cats into cassette tapes.

That witch has got some impressive knockers

This is one of those things that your parents give you and you immediately know something is wrong. "We're going to live with grandad aren't we?"

He didn't even eat the crayons... I want my money back

This was from the 99p shop, I know this because me and my Brother gave it (along with other tatt) to Ashens at Ashens and the Quest for the Gamechild screening in Bristol :D

Ashens has gotten so good at tossing things with one smooth flick over the years.

i like how the witch on the cover is black and grey, yet the coloring in image of the with comes with only red blue and green crayons.

What happened to that toy car? It got toad! :D

You never tasted the compressed glucose crayon shaped sweets.

Those star and moon shaped candies are literally compressed sugar covered in a layer of die and the a layer of gloss.

I oddly want to get one of those frog cars. It's so shit that it's good.

🎶 3 ugly crayons, 2 pieces of toot paper and a crappy plastic frog 🎶

What happens when that frog car breaks down? IT GETS TOAD AWAY. GET IT?

Not the first time Ashens has zoomed in on the lolis

"Let's zoom in on the lollys" that can take a different meaning if you're into anime LOL

I bought one of those bags, didn't get crayons though, I got coloured candy sticks, they didn't taste very good.

I literally fell on the floor laughing at the car frog.

Someone needs to send him a bag of Runts. They're just like those star and moon candies, but with vague fruit flavor.

'Let's zoom in on the lolis' is honestly not a phrase I'd ever expect to hear come out of Ashens' mouth.

it's 2018 and i'm watching a british guy eat candy in 2014. I am not ashamed whatsoever.

I want that frog car.

Looks like Polly Pocket got her hands on the Freddo Frog.

"It's just sugar... and a vague chemical taste." That'll be the Diazepam, then, Stuart.

2024 the rewatch of the best channel on youtube, Dr Ashens

That was exciting.

I can't help but feel the crayons would of tasted better than the sweets from this mixed lucky bag.

At least these look better than that Specimen Tube from years ago.

That candy all looks like it's holdovers from Easter, eh...

I remember having some candy similar to those star/moon shapes in a Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine candy dispenser thingy I had. Only that it doubled as a toy you could actually play with and the candy was in the form of shiny green bones. I can only assume they were supposed to be some kind of "Scooby Snack."

that frog with wheels should be put on the shelf

"let's zoom in on the lolis..." oooh my

The hard candy is like runts

"HRRBPBPBP" LMAO!!!

Low on fat,high on tat!

"Quoted the Kurgan, 5/5 would watch again"

5 lolis for a pound? Now that's a Deal I can get behinD.

Those star & moon candies are actually kind of cute.

*Ashens picks up moons and stars* Me:So that's what happens to the left over lucky charm marshmallows.

This thing would never work here, because of the murder motel part. In my country, motels are only used to fuck with someone.

I fucking shit you not, the first three words I saw on the "spooky" word search were "HALLOWEEN TRICK TAT"

that car got toad

I shall name my children HrrrrrrrttttBopBopBop.

"Candy" - very spooky word indeed!

Poisonous dart frog? Get it dart because the car has wheels and can go fast lol. Halloween themed car ;).

well, that was accurated... a child will be UNLUKCY if somebody gives him one of these bags XD

Ah ashens Can never get enough of your videos.

Surley The witch is a bit inapropriate for the target audience

Hahhaahhaha, y- ya hand me there..! I looked for Nebuchadnezzar for about two minutes, but I figured it out..!

I believe the closing line, "happy Halloween ladies" was lifted from, or tribute to the original Highlander movie (the only thing in that universe that was any good,and was it good! not like the other crap movies or crap TV shows)

be HAPPY, with what you got! in NORWAY, we get ONE bag, painted like a jack-o-lantern, with the same candy, and some candy that are to crappy to sell, otherwise. else than that, you can pick and mix "fun" sized chocolates, in a zip lock bag.

That frog reminds me of that Taxedermied cat that was also a remote control helicopter, I guess the frog could have been the guy's next project. Creepy in a way but not in the spirit of Halloween.

Those weird crunchy powdery moon and star things... I really like them. You can get them as little fruits in 20p machines sometimes. Idk why, but I like that style of sweets... I like the crunch, I think. XD

Think the poor Africans! They don't get any Halloween! That's a damn lucky bag, if you compare it to not having any Halloween!

That witch has got some nice bazooms

I do remember those weird multicoloured moons and stars, I used to eat them a lot, and they were quite nice (when I was young that is) No idea where I got them from, but I want some now. Anybody know the name of them?

Dr.acula's blood bag was part of the room 13 line.

Hold on, hold on. Was that a Highlander reference at the very end?

The moon and star candies remind me a lot of that Nitwit candy. Except Nitwits are better.

The candy is really made from refined sugar, talcum powder, expired medicine, food dye and orphan's tears.

That toy is the Toad warrior

The frog thing was a Towed Car.

every little thing you do is magic

And yet the frog landed perfectly :D

that gingery witch, though =3

You said POP Station! You have to review one now!

Well, now we know what happened to Frogger...

Unlucky is the right word

Absolute best sarcastic comment ever: "It's coloring toilet paper. "

Murder Motel, surprisingly good Yelp! Reviews.

Omg I love those shiny star lollies

I'm gonna print screen that word search and do it because I'm fucking weird

I can't help but feel absolutely bad about those mix/mystery bags. You know, like when a child offers you something he made himself, and it's just shit.

I honestly would have been absolutely satisfied with this as a kid.

i absolutly love those hard candies.

we had murder motel at dollar general during halloween last year

That looks pretty good for a pound!

“Let’s zoom in on the Lolis” sounds VERY wrong when taken out of context

4th Halloween video this year! I feel spoilt :)

Man, a Halloween themed bag and they don't even give you black and orange crayons. Also it's meant for kids but it has 666 on it? Surprised people weren't losing their minds over that.

speaking of pop stations will you do more videos on pop stations?

I'm both slightly disappointed yet glad to see a lack of the silver skull this Halloween.

3:02 I bet that frog car was designed by the guy who made the Orvillecopter

Yay! Halloween!!

When the carfrog Will Not drive, it needs to be toad to the garage...

The crayons are probably the closest thing to food in there.

Popstation reference! Are there any more Popstation reviews in the pipeline?

-Un- Lucky Mix So its actually Lucky? Yay!

I like the shrapnel sweets, i dont know why but i like the chemical cheapness.

This was scarier than Alien.

Mafia II Is A Masterpiece

2:58 It's a "toadster"!

When your car gets toad

that witch is stacked because of course she is

i was hoping the grass mask would make an appearence

Youve got to admit though, for a pound thats a fair few sweets, usually these things are just filled with toys that couldnt get sold.

4:22 lol yes, Gunstar Heroes you get 2 of the green weapon and you shoot those.

If u listen closely you can hear the beginning h of hello right before the sting at the start

good lord, that murder motel brand is still being used? do people actually like the garbage they put out?