Calculated that back pay for you.

C L A S I F I D E

@@qualitylawncare819 "edited" "Clasifide"

Classified*

@@groyper1988 yeah it took me two tries to spell it that stupid.

Actually they are pretty damn smart if they grow up to actually learn. Elites used to have the youngest of the grunts sit next to a human radio and listen and within a week they learned to understand english. give them a month and they’ll understand code but they are instead sent as cannon fodder as soon as they can walk. Essentially grunts are toddler soldiers.

@@ReaperofValhalla So I've heard, yea. Makes me wanna kill the Covenant all the faster, and liberate these Grunts - we humans could give 'em jobs far better and more rewarding, such as NOT turning 'em into cannon fodder.

Yeah sounds like the Covenant/Banished may purposefully be keeping the amount of methane flowing into them at a low point so that they remain stupid. Like not enough oxygen flowing to our brains. That grunt had a little more methane and suddenly was a philosopher.

Shadow Butcher they are 6 months old when they are sent to fight

@@RadiantExemplar mmmm... Then the Grunts Under YAPYAP are Intelligent? Like The One Driving The Methane Wagon Is Einstein? Ex: 6:39

Well i mean he is called Yap Yap the Destroyer... Ask your mom how he got that title B O O M

@@thedemogorgon1375 tactical nuke inbound

“You killed yap yap he was my best friend”

Somewhere out there, yap yap destroyed a woman’s pussy… and in the same context… someone is calling that woman mom.

@@seriouspepe5301 If he destroyed it then how does she even have a son? I mean you need to have sex before giving birth

Some of the low health dialogue is pretty depressing

The other one said his gas was to high... Does this mean they give them less air to lower their iq?!

@@azure4622 the gas is making the frogs gay

A̶͓̓z̷͓̍ũ̴̩r̷͔͐è̴̫ actually grunts live 30 years and are able to fight when they are 6 months old, thats why they behave like kids, the grunts aren’t dumb they are kid soldiers.

@@azure4622 the grunts seem to be the smartest alien in not just the covenant but the entire milky way the reason they're so dumb is because they're literal children but they breath meth and if it's too high they'll get high that's why the other grunt asked him if it was too high

@@azure4622 Yes And The Grunts Under Yap Yap Are More Intelligent. Ex:6:33

HELL bull head it’s as well a reference to an old episode of loony tunes

@@snipeyboi5934 Which is an older reference to "Of Mice and Men"

Grunts haven’t they changed their voice over the years? Hmm I remember that they do use some guys voice in 343 but that does make sense as his voice changes so does the grunts no wonder their voices are kinda high now.

A reference to a reference, that's a reference to a reference! *My God.*

Some of the Grunts is from Halo 1 and 2

Especially in the first video

Yos

@@MisterJohnDoe "Yay! Shelter!"

So is your profile pic

@@prayforbeans1955 *flattered turtle noises*

Maybe the reason the grunts were so foolish is because the covenant and banished kept their setting low and they were prevented from education and intellectual prowess.

@@girvanmandal6889 Yes, that is actually canon to the lore. That and narcotics. And they are conscripted at 6 months of age (especially egregious considering they live longer than humans).

freedm7.62 Unsurprised that it was the comic relief, the Grunts, that did it. I'm surprised it took them this long!

Yes

No

"Viva la Balaho"

Exactly what I did in Halo 1-3 and Reach,tried to save every one of them. The ones in Halo 4,when they existed in a mission for a second,just were a mild annoyance I practically avoided. I dont even recall them existing at all in halo 5.

@@LaikaLGagarin1957True true, i'm just thinking if the ai in halo wars 2 die, i'm fully responsible, in the other halo games, i'm still responsible but, it doesn't feel as bad.

I never care when marines die in Halo Wars 1 or 2, because I can just call in more talks and marines.

@@benjamintyler870 What About The Grunts?

Actually, the humans left an AI in the Ark to study everything in the records of it, even the book Halo Mythos is all about the AI narraiting the story of all the Halo most relevant lore. So maybe, when the Banished got the control over the Ark they found the AI and it told them everything... Or it's just a joke...

I think that grunt is a precursor reincarnated or a part of one, that would explain it

Well since the Phoenix is classifide as "lost with all hands" those Marines are most likely report as "KIA" So no. If they have surviving family members they would have recibe the money as compensation.

Who gets better retirement benefits. Marines or ODSTs?

@@M4A1BestGirl well tell that to de Spec Ops. So far as I know is " no matter the job if you have a rank below O-2 you will only recibe shit"

@@M4A1BestGirl Since when do odst's live long enough to retire.

@@riftvallance2087 That's assuming they have a Spartan in their squad. ODSTs are given more dangerous missions since they're better trained than Marines, but ultimately the point I'm trying to make is that some ODSTs were selected to become Spartans.

Well to be fair, humanity was the second with the worst results, because of that

Different grunt units have different sounding grunts.

@@sneakycactus8815 Art style has nothing to do with the voices. That and this art style is based on Halo 2 Anniversary.

their suits prob have voice changers

Its because the breathe methane it makes their voice high pitch

U mean rocket jump

SwAyZ rex did some maggot say ROCKET JUMP?

@@swayzrex661 No u Grenade Jump

Same VA. Yuri Lowenthal.

His voice sounds familiar, but I can’t figure out where

You son of a. Thought it was a hair

Crimson Lancer He’s in a lot of games and anime, besides Sasuke Uchiha of course

@@aegis2108 He's also Gig, from Soul Nomad

That and a lack of education, apparently some elites used grunts to translate human broadcasts operate high tech machinery.

@@beastwarsFTW Yeah, they been running a black market where they sell comms and even stuff like "Soap operas" from humans. So funny enough, it would NOT be farfetched if grunts knew about memes and our uses for them.

@@JayHog1992 If Halo Infinite has Easter Eggs of meme dialogues spoken by grunts, we shall have a masterpiece.

@@girvanmandal6889 Agreed, just hoping it's not the cringey memes.

@@girvanmandal6889 Let’s hope for some dank memer grunts.

well, the stupid have been known to play with their food instead of eat it...

I don't get it

fork guy the reason is military branches like to make fun of each other and the stereotype for marines is they are dumb brutes who eat crayons

Screaming Eagle Studios 6 it’s true tho

@@forky1686 Marines in Halo tend to be pretty stupid sometimes, i remember giving on a rocket launcher and like 30 seconds into a fight another marine ran in front of the barrel as he was firing a rocket and blew everyone up

Yea. I don’t know why, but a lot of cartoon shows and games make everything have to make sense. Honestly, it’s the random stuff that’s the funniest, where everything else is up to the player to imagine

I suppose then again yeah lmao XD sarges name is Sarge so you’re correct! And it sure sounds like he actually warmed up to his RED ARMY AND THERES NOTHING THAT CAN STOP US NOW!!

@@IsraelCountryCube colonel Sarge

@@IsraelCountryCube *Communist Detected On American Soil*

I know this is a late reply but I can relate. The Suicide Grunt said quote is saying he partake into the War, but was not called up at all to fight. Even if he did, I'd assume he came in with the rest of the unit in a "Clean-up" Duty.

You sound like a prophet.

His methane was up to high

Sasuke uchiha

@@neonkyle1923 ben 10, mercury black (rwby)

10 x the hedgehog Yosuke Hanamura

Blue Werewolf I SAID READ MY POEMS!

@The Firesword Dragon BATHE YOURSELF IN THE PROSE!

Shaz Rael You sure? Edit: After looking at video… eh, kind of. It's a Scottish accent, and they are both Scottish.

@@thefiresworddragon927 More than simply being scottish, often times I imagine its the same people who are contracted as voice actors for game as this, but you can certainly tell they are indeed the same person by the way they speak.

Zerethos 2 Humanity didn’t say anything. The prophets misread reclaimer as reclamation.

Yeesh, I feel like the entire Halo series is an interpretation of life as it is now.

Not only that, but a well fed and cared for Grunt can grow to be about 7 feet tall and have a carapace so strong Elite's tire themselves out kicking them. Then again Colt might just be a freak of nature like Atriox was for the Brute's and Xytan was for the Elite's