Hammond, Clarkson and May Wanting A Drink Compilation

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3 жыл бұрын

Top Gear and Grand Tour stars wanting a drink or going to the pub for a beer, wine or a "zesty drink". It's kind of a drinking/pub compilation
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episodes
Mongolia gt3.13
Vietnam
train vs car vs bike 13.1
motorhome 15.4
Burma 21.7
22.8
polar special
seaman
Patagonia
3.2
gt1.7 dune buggy
6.6 (removed as blocked)
gt1.10 Barbados
gt3.11 wine bath + water drinking
gt2.6 wine
7.5 Veyron race
zesty drink Africa 19.7
1.12gt Lexus zesty drink

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@WackWarrior 3 жыл бұрын

I love when James revives Jeremy with a cold one

@oyblech8671 3 жыл бұрын

the sign of a true mate. sees you blackfaced and exhausted half to death on the floor, gets you a pint without even thinking about it

@ninaa4192 3 жыл бұрын

"Jeremy! Speak to me!"

@dnsvls 3 жыл бұрын

@@ninaa4192 "speak to me" while shoving a glass of beer into his mouth :D

@redmr2na 3 жыл бұрын

@@dnsvls MAYbe James was silently trying to kill Jeremy. Like yes, if he starts to speak his windpipe will open up and he will drown on dry land by coughing to death.

@TMessenger 3 жыл бұрын

Anyone know what episode this is from?

@johncharlton199 3 жыл бұрын

Top gear taught me never to drink and drive as you might spill your drink

@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire 3 жыл бұрын

"If you can't drink AND drive, CHOOSE ONE and do it WELL..."

@idc5309 3 жыл бұрын

@@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire words to live by

@jessemosgrove2027 2 жыл бұрын

Tonight on bottom gear James gets to drunk to drive. Hammond wets his pants. Jeremy eats to many crips aka chips.

@bluscout31yrago55 2 жыл бұрын

@@jessemosgrove2027 crips actually means crisps not chips

@bencarney9833 2 жыл бұрын

If you drink fast enough it'll be gone by the time you hit the corners so it won't spill

@AAdams456 3 жыл бұрын

"Is there a pub?" There was. So we went to it.

@henrychanner4032 3 жыл бұрын

*there wuzz

@adrielsebastian5216 3 жыл бұрын

Leaving Hammond to carry on building.

@stu1701E 3 жыл бұрын

It was a simpler time.

@Harvester236 3 жыл бұрын

In 2022: "Is there a pub?" "There was. But now it's forever closed"

@jacqirius 3 жыл бұрын

Story of the life of my friends and i

@alexanderhill5206 3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy: "Have you got any ice?" James: *Takes off sunglasses and stares deep into the horizon of the frozen artic ocean*

@centurionzen1005 3 жыл бұрын

_"that's a stupid question isn't it?"_

@wall4818 2 жыл бұрын

I mean to be fair, they already mentioned they're sitting down in a "slightly warm car" in the middle of the arctic, which in reality is likely their jackets and hats rather than any sort of heater. The gin's cold anyway

@lexithelab2721 2 жыл бұрын

I would be thinking I don’t think he should be having any alcohol

@chaz2985 2 жыл бұрын

thanks mate we all watched the video

@jackbauer4762 Жыл бұрын

To be fair, all that ice is basically ground up snow that would dissolve in his drink, not actual ice cubes, as well as probably being salty

@UpDownAndUnder 3 жыл бұрын

you know what show it is by hammond's facial hair

@youwot2430 3 жыл бұрын

and you can tell if a top gear episode is from 2009 if hammond has that atrocious long james may-esque haircut

@lucian6395 3 жыл бұрын

@@youwot2430 that was an awful look on him

@MausOfTheHouse 3 жыл бұрын

@@lucian6395 Ever heard of a midlife crisis? Well, he has had it for 10 years now.

@lucian6395 3 жыл бұрын

@@MausOfTheHouse he's been 39 for 12 years

@autochap4745 3 жыл бұрын

also you know what show it is by the size of Clarkson’s belly

@asherramaly2083 3 жыл бұрын

“A zesty drink” is one of the most iconic JC lines

@kurima674 3 жыл бұрын

Along with “how hard can it be?” And “I went on the internet, and I found THIS.”

@AleK0451 3 жыл бұрын

@@kurima674 NOOOOOOOOOOOO

@jimmychoo1198 3 жыл бұрын

Look how fast he undoes that bottle cap what a monster! Love JC

@caseypnw 2 жыл бұрын

I regularly call any sparkling beverage a “zesty drink” and unfortunately no one in my life understands why

@jimmychoo1198 2 жыл бұрын

@@caseypnw you are a legend then mate :) when its hot and im thirsty sometimes i mutter it under my breath in jcs voice hahaha

@SatisfiedShark Жыл бұрын

I love that Jeremy calls carbonated beverages “zesty drinks”. He’s not wrong

@fermentedfruit Жыл бұрын

I first heard him say it on the African speacial years ago and I haven't stopped saying it since! it fits it more than " soda " or " pop "

@anotherHelldiver 7 ай бұрын

I understand The San pellegroinos (Whatever it’s called) at the end,But not Soda’s like Coke or Pepsi.

@twojuiceman 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite that wasn't included is when James pulls a bottle of wine out while he and Jezza are in the tent in the arctic. "Noooooooooo...... James!"

@adrielsebastian5216 3 жыл бұрын

*very long gasp* "Look what he's got, wine(!), I haven't had any for DAYS!!"

@haa1774 3 жыл бұрын

And the gin and tonic part at the beginning

@IcePhoenixOfTime 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@naskabeer950 2 жыл бұрын

A crisp white

@La_sagne 2 жыл бұрын

@@haa1774 that part was included

@roachdoggjr45 3 жыл бұрын

*"Z E S T Y D R I N K"*

@HowDareYouSpeakToMe 3 жыл бұрын

I've been shouted at so much.

@arteonyx 2 жыл бұрын

6:38

@wolfgdo 2 жыл бұрын

With brown food

@TheIronInspector94 3 жыл бұрын

I love how the compilation of them drinking is one of the longer ones 😂

@t.c.thompson2359 3 жыл бұрын

Well, they are British.

@kalebbruwer 3 жыл бұрын

2:45 Honestly, it would not surprise me if May packed ice for his trip to the arctic

@tommytheshimigami 3 жыл бұрын

Dry Ice

@JamaicanCastle Жыл бұрын

Well you want it to be clean, right? You don't know where that Arctic ice has been!

@penisenlargement2319 17 күн бұрын

Could have 3,000 year old polar bear piss in it @@JamaicanCastle

@hasantopal6189 3 жыл бұрын

4:44 ‘’women drink this stuff you know for fun’’ literally cant breathe laughing

@jekabsojarsulskis9740 3 жыл бұрын

What were they drinking? Water?

@joebingham9786 2 жыл бұрын

@@jekabsojarsulskis9740 yea

@masternoob9673 8 ай бұрын

Aaaand Qu the feminists

@tylerhetu7188 3 жыл бұрын

(Drinks whole bottle of wine) “It’s definitely corked.”

@motog4-75 3 жыл бұрын

Don't know how he can down so much white so quickly, white wine is so acidic.

@jbee9713 3 жыл бұрын

I've tried this at a restaurant before, only did the one glass though and felt shit after, due to downing wine haha

@chaz2985 3 жыл бұрын

yes, we saw the video

@pt60000 3 жыл бұрын

Its ok because hes got a jaaag

@banditmc12 2 жыл бұрын

@@motog4-75 pretty sure it’s coloured water

@NICKatronMC 2 жыл бұрын

“Jeremy, speak to me.” That made laugh so hard, I legit couldn’t breathe

@benjaminmadrigal2328 3 жыл бұрын

You missed one of my favourite moments in Top Gear ever: when May and Clarkson are camping on their way to the north pole and May pulls a bottle of white wine to drink with their meal. That "No! No! James!" Clarkson squeals when he sees the bottle is epic.

@Boemel 2 жыл бұрын

now i need to rewatch 20 od years of ol topgear again

@mescko 4 ай бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/a8uHaZNnsd2qhKs.html

@renzo6938 3 жыл бұрын

Aw rip, there’s a bit where James May reacts to the white spirits - “that is actually white spirits”

@dxw9875 3 жыл бұрын

Yes the out of control coughing looool

@DeanMoxley87 3 жыл бұрын

His eyes kill me 😂

@Veyron722skyhook 3 жыл бұрын

I imagine the health and safety people had such a go at Clarkson for that. That stuff can kill people, so May was actually rather lucky.

@jacobpaulson23 3 жыл бұрын

@@Veyron722skyhook It's not real mate

@Veyron722skyhook 3 жыл бұрын

@@jacobpaulson23 I guess so.

@Caroleonus 3 жыл бұрын

1:20 every British man when lockdown finally ends

@woutertje026 3 жыл бұрын

Well not only british, believe me

@markboden6266 3 жыл бұрын

When someone beats you to the comment and you nod at them in mutual respect *nods in british*

@stevenscott8015 3 жыл бұрын

However today it is the same as 00:35

@MohammadAhmad-yh8vt 3 жыл бұрын

What episode is that?

@joshmadden6976 3 жыл бұрын

Same for the Irish, and the russians

@tomekstec981 3 жыл бұрын

5:44 definitely one of the best scenes ever.

@felpel1027 3 жыл бұрын

So good!! 😂

@mujrahman9219 3 жыл бұрын

You can do that but only if you own a jaaaaaaaaaaaagggg

@pilotteacher4527 2 жыл бұрын

its definitely corked

@seemeslegit3765 2 жыл бұрын

indeed

@evns7142 2 жыл бұрын

For the sake of his liver, I hope it was done it one take lmao

@Fatallica 3 жыл бұрын

The drinking sound samples straight out of oblivion 😂

@garynoonan7078 3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@MrChainsaw799 3 жыл бұрын

underrated comment

@smartfella7914 2 жыл бұрын

4:36 i swear its the same one

@kyletrummel7074 2 жыл бұрын

**sees a shack in the middle of nowhere** "It's the pub!!!"

@davidec8869 3 жыл бұрын

When Clarkson was disgusted by the water. I'm crying

@ronaldomoreno4886 3 жыл бұрын

Do u know woman drink this for fun

@improcrastinating8063 3 жыл бұрын

Literally Jeremy drinking water: Revolting

@James-cr8mt 3 жыл бұрын

“Women drink this you know? For fun.”

@tomvesely4008 2 жыл бұрын

Downing wine afterwards

@dribblemyspit2831 3 жыл бұрын

3:52 I'm not a drinker, but even i want a cold beer watching this scene.

@K_ingh16 3 жыл бұрын

Same, it's the taste which puts me off

@christianloper9483 3 жыл бұрын

@@K_ingh16 I used to feel the same, but then I found stuff that doesn't taste like garbage lol.

@ChodeMaster 3 жыл бұрын

@@K_ingh16 you must have just turned 18

@Fabs519 3 жыл бұрын

@@ChodeMaster Unless he's referring to Kronenbourg

@yuhwryu1234 3 жыл бұрын

@@ChodeMaster bhop

@Kitusiek001 3 жыл бұрын

Kimi Raikkonen has entered the chat.

@suvechhabose7586 3 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂

@megabutters9144 3 жыл бұрын

"No Kimi, you will not have the drink."

@remismywaifu8482 3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, The man with titanium throat.

@jasonlavelle3293 3 жыл бұрын

1:19 that a true friend right there

@mrcakemarvelous1674 7 ай бұрын

The beer necromancer

@jonnnyren6245 3 жыл бұрын

People around the world requiring resuscitation: CPR and defibrillator One Yorkshire Orangutan: Gin and tonic

@randomdude6249 2 жыл бұрын

4:30 At first I thought they were drinking something mixed into the water, then I realised that Jeremy is just digusted by the act of drinking water and not alcohol.

@welshwarrior7197 3 жыл бұрын

I solely blame the trio for my alcoholism

@raphaelmcgrath7135 3 жыл бұрын

Just say you want to have a drink with them and move on mate

@kokodjamba6657 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, drink while playing this video. It's not alcoholism when you're not alone

@gregw4303 3 жыл бұрын

The white wine “tasting” is the funniest 🤣

@duongnhdn 2 жыл бұрын

The most hilarious moment is when Jezza called the airline to downgrade James and Richard ticket and told them to not serve those 2 alcohol.

@ipututaraadi6950 3 жыл бұрын

Despite all the hatred they have for each other, their thirst for alcohol greatly cascade it

@JapaneseSoomi 3 жыл бұрын

They dont hate each other haha

@hema4448 3 жыл бұрын

Hatred??? You're watching another show probably.

@christianloper9483 3 жыл бұрын

They give each other loads of crap because they are best of chums. It's the reason they've gone on for so long and never want to do anything else but travel around the world together. Now, Adam Savage and Jamie Heineman, they really do not get along at all.

@JapaneseSoomi 3 жыл бұрын

@@hema4448 probably the new "top gear" 😂

@hema4448 3 жыл бұрын

@@JapaneseSoomi Haha ..the knew top gear hates us.

@annakeye 2 жыл бұрын

5:45 _glug, glug, glug_ Ten seconds later, Jeremy thoughtfully exams the bottle and pours another considerable glass of wine _glug, glug, glug_ _glug, glug, glug_ Jeremy shakes his head to exhibit the sincerity of his opinion as though it is actual fact, and communicates to the sommelier/waitperson, "it's definitely corked". Bravo, you old dog. Bravo.

@JetFalcon710 2 жыл бұрын

Dude's throat must be made of titanium

@marios449 3 жыл бұрын

5:46 I genuinely don't doubt this was real wine...

@pissmyasslynch5325 3 жыл бұрын

It has bobbles, indeed real wine I think.

@CurmudgeonExtraordinaire 3 жыл бұрын

I always considered those 750 ml wine bottles as "single serving containers"...

@shaktisuresh4928 3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy has a titanium throat😂

@samwhite5473 3 жыл бұрын

hahaha surely it can't be, but you wouldn't doubt the man would you.

@JIKwood 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he's fine because he had a jaaag.

@kokodjamba6657 3 жыл бұрын

"And because we are in international waters there's no drink-driving law" that's an actual law experience i want to...well experience myself

@trizty0473 2 жыл бұрын

I swear, I could watch Hammock Order at the bar for hours and never get bored. His facial expressions are probably the funniest at 2:12

@rat_thrower5604 2 жыл бұрын

Do you know which this is from?

@trizty0473 2 жыл бұрын

@@rat_thrower5604 Tbh sorry idk

@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын

Yeah, one reason I like Hammond is because of how expressive he is

@charlsgti1943 4 ай бұрын

S22E8 the final episode 😥

@isaacsrandomvideos667 2 жыл бұрын

5:44 now this is how you do perfect visual/audio comedy.

@cirice68 3 жыл бұрын

5:37 WAS THAT A FART LMAO

@justanotherlostsoul2299 3 жыл бұрын

I’m guessing by how Jeremy and Richard vanished, yes, yes it was 😂

@MCFC-on7pf 3 жыл бұрын

I cant imagine how refreshing that pint must of been for jeremy after that train race

@JetFalcon710 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, poor guy looked like he was only alive out of sheer willpower

@SangTheCryptek 3 жыл бұрын

Hammond just laughing at whatever the Burma dudes say is such a bro moment.

@toiletsinjapan9933 2 жыл бұрын

He's not even a real hamster tho...

@thegreatafrican3367 3 жыл бұрын

I think this is what made Clarkson age so good

@christianloper9483 3 жыл бұрын

@JoblyJohnny 3 жыл бұрын

Aged like fine wine

@paulmoore394 2 жыл бұрын

Aged like a zesty drink

@johnm5092 3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy doing his best Archer impression at 5:45

@ThelouwseFD 3 жыл бұрын

3:50 is my mood 24/7

@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@flammableorange70 3 жыл бұрын

“women drink this, you know, for fun” That killed me

@l0u13__3 2 жыл бұрын

It’s a natural British ability to know where the closest pub is

@lukegauci1159 2 жыл бұрын

"You got any ice?" Sometimes his genius is almost frighting, but sometimes it decides to have a nap hahah

@lukerogers151 3 жыл бұрын

I've never craved a pint of the cold stuff so much in my life.

@rhaegal5650 3 жыл бұрын

Having a beer with these 3 would be the ultimate cracking open a cold one with the boys

@isaacsrandomvideos667 2 жыл бұрын

Top gear.... the only show that makes me laugh like stink, and I can rewatch it anytime, still doesn’t get boring. I’ve watched most of these clips 20 times before this, still, never old.

@MartinTach 3 жыл бұрын

1:12 I never before noticed the smear he left on the wall lol

@dafneorlow 2 жыл бұрын

1:35 I could be wrong, but I can take an educated guess to what Hammond was thinking as he laughed in agreement. "I've no idea what you just said, so I'm just gonna sound enthusiastic and drink more!"

@neat_mike Жыл бұрын

He says hello good morning

@seatspud 3 жыл бұрын

AC/DC's "Have a Drink on Me" was playing in my head the whole time.

@syko2695 Жыл бұрын

"Have you got any ice?" is still a great laugh years later 😅

@oyblech8671 3 жыл бұрын

I'll be honest, I don't usually like car shows or compilation channels but tg and gt are amazing and you, good sir, have rightfully earned my sub. compilations are great and by the by you act as topgearipedia for anyone wanting to look up full episodes to clips. keep it up, man, much appreciated!

@7477238 3 жыл бұрын

I always get thirsty for a drink when I watch TG or The Grand Tour the same way I always get hungry when I watched The Sopranos.

@ronoccc 3 жыл бұрын

Or fancy a cig when watching mad men

@moviemaker5able 3 жыл бұрын

its absolutely brilliant that this video is an entire SEVEN minutes long

@BanesPlanes 3 жыл бұрын

These three have been laughing more than ive been living!

@thejakey46 3 жыл бұрын

0:29 Jeremy is giving off alan partridge vibes

@track869 3 жыл бұрын

"Got any ice" *james takes off sunglasses* "Stupid question wasn't it"

@mikebird7161 3 жыл бұрын

love that Jeremy gets the bar at the Balmoral Hotel in Edinburgh covered in coal.

@sethp0411 3 жыл бұрын

“Tremendous!....this is wine.”

@PerrenialMillennial 2 жыл бұрын

"Have you got any ice" The arctic: Am I a joke to you?

@rivolinho Жыл бұрын

TONIGHT.... May bathes in wine, Hammond has a beer And I try a zesty drink...

@finnjones625 2 жыл бұрын

1:02 the best clip in this vid.

@Ethankeenan02 3 жыл бұрын

Haha when hammond does his radio voice in the pub 🤣🤣

@plilp 3 жыл бұрын

I was expecting the bit where James pulls out a bottle of Chablis in the Antarctica. Jeremy's reaction to that is priceless!

@mescko 4 ай бұрын

kzfaq.info/get/bejne/a8uHaZNnsd2qhKs.html

@SPACECOWBOY705 3 жыл бұрын

"Jeremy... Speak to me" 🤣

@him050 8 ай бұрын

That “definitely corked” bit is the Jag driver version of geezers who get halfway through their pint before ‘realising’ something’s off with it and demanding a replacement 😂

@michaeljoseph741 3 жыл бұрын

Getting thirsty just looking at this.

@Zzzlol94 2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy: Got any ice? James: *looks around* Jeremy: That’s a stupid question

@karllindskog5837 3 жыл бұрын

Drinking water.. "women drink this you know.. for fun" 😅

@mcol4644 3 жыл бұрын

Genuinely love these three blokes

@jonpontet 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for cheering up my day lad 👌

@samscopeproductionz 3 жыл бұрын

4:00 is the British public once pubs reopen

@Horizontally.Opposed 3 жыл бұрын

The last one was so literal I did not expect it.

@jamescoupland131 3 жыл бұрын

Love these. Great work!

@fdk7014 2 жыл бұрын

Worth waiting for!

@TDUShelby 3 жыл бұрын

What is it about seeing someone either enjoying a drink or really wanting one that makes me really want one too? Irony being, I HAVE a drink with me right now!

@blueballs5150 3 жыл бұрын

I really wish the grand tour was still regularly going on... or old top gear.

@pickles632 3 ай бұрын

You got my sub with this one!

@RoskinGreenrake 3 жыл бұрын

I can't believe that quirk with that car at the end, which finishes this compilation so perfectly

@jaymercer4692 3 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t stop laughing when I first watched Jeremy tasting the wine.

@fitimkadriaj8813 3 жыл бұрын

"Women drink this for fun" XD

@hellonearth1066 2 жыл бұрын

Very refreshing, thank you.

@JohnXina54 2 жыл бұрын

Well this is exactly what I needed now. Still recovering from New Year's celebration

@dylantalbot620 3 жыл бұрын

Can you do the one when Jeremy Richard bumps into James car.

@captainbeachboy3413 3 жыл бұрын

it would be about 3 days long and i’d enjoy every second

@redhotchilipapa5388 3 жыл бұрын

That’s fine but who the hell is Jeremy Richard?

@Serperi 3 жыл бұрын

@@redhotchilipapa5388 oh cmon, you know, its that Top Tour dude.

@FrontSideBus 2 жыл бұрын

That look that Hammond gives the beer as it is served at 03:49 ... 😂😂😂

@Samuel-vw4yv Жыл бұрын

The “I need you” look

@stevenaitcheson6938 10 ай бұрын

I love this.

@finniansmith7697 3 жыл бұрын

keep it up! these are great!

@TigerofRobare 3 жыл бұрын

I just noticed that the bottle of wine Jeremy claims is corked appears to be a screwtop, which really turns the Jaaag driver behavior up a notch.

@joempoem478 3 жыл бұрын

it isn't, if you look closely you can see it was cut with a bottle opener knife, but that would kick the irony up a notch.

@JoeyRhubarb 3 жыл бұрын

Screwtop wine, although far less common, can also be corked. Being "corked" refers to a process rather than the physicality of a "cork".

@SirMrShanks 3 жыл бұрын

Not a Cork top bottle but I am a jaaaaag driver so I had to like your comment

@spinejackel 3 жыл бұрын

i love how you can see the coal smear left on the wall when jeremy’s hand brushes against it when he collapses

@PersonaN007Grata 2 жыл бұрын

I felt every single one of those moments in my bones.

@jasonwilde197 3 жыл бұрын

Brilliant. Cheers!

@tomstech4390 3 жыл бұрын

If you ever needed reminding these guys are british. 1:15 is also very relatable if you've ever worked your ass off, The "amber nectar" feeling is like giving honey to a bee bringing to back to life.

@michaelramnarine 3 жыл бұрын

Me: *gives James white spirits* James: *coughing his eyeballs out* Me: u good James: oh bloody hell that really is white spirit

@JetFalcon710 2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of how Hammond once had a bit of plum liquor at some point (I think in one of the specials), and upon taking a shot, he acted like he just got punched in the gut

@Lordmotor Жыл бұрын

The perfect compilation to show why I love these 3 idiots :D

@NekoInk13 2 жыл бұрын

Hammond watching that pint as if it was the holy grail will always make me happy!

@ausomeaspie 3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy's reaction to water is ACTUALLY me!

@mrwelshmun 3 жыл бұрын

Hammond: "coffee good?" Jezza "yeah, it was delicious" 😂

@baschoen23 3 жыл бұрын

That gin and tonic in the middle of the Arctic ocean with natural sea ice must have been a heavenly dream of a drink.

@Careonovam Жыл бұрын

3:50 and onwards - the best advertisement for beer, really. every time i come across that I crack open a cold one and do the little happy "ugh" James does after inhaling half of it in one go =)