German here: I agree with this statement.

Hahahahaha

Thats an odd statement for a carshow really :D Whats the point then. idk maybe all the german cars :D

@@TheDude50447 autobahn>>>>BMW, Merc, Volkswagen...

A lack of a speed limit is even core to German military strategy.

They should've used ACDC's Jailbreak instead of Back in Black 😂 More recognisable as Australian though I guess

In True Australian Fashion

"come back to the country the way they left" hahaha

Their whole show a blokes day out, and I love it.

Humour. It's humour.

Your favourite hockey team lost and since the only legal guns are hunting rifles it takes ten minutes to load and fire each round

😄

Someone says they like Trudeau, that’ll piss some Canadians off.

Canada must feel like the apartment above a meth lab

Or maybe the people inside are Indians.... if you know, you know...

It’s crisps you typical yanks

He's got an entire bowls worth of *ahem* "vitamin gummies"

@@G_unit25 Crisps are made from potatoes. Are Doritos crisps? NO! They are made from corn. Therefore these things can safely be called whatever the heck you want, as long as it's not crisps.

@@unclegreybeard3969aaaarghhhhhh what the fuck is a kilometre

@@brianmills8524 A Kilometer is a metric unit of length equal to 1,000 metres (approximately 0.62 miles) or 39,370 Inches. But to me (being old and British) it is a foreign denomination forced upon us as a requirement for joining the EU in the 1970s, I'll stick to Lbs, feet & inches thank you.

and still

Top Gear was more technology advanced than KZfaq, they make jokes long before KZfaq, people on YT comments were too late. Good thing KZfaq wasn't big during the mid-2000's.

I love upside down Australian jokes.

That was a good one

“We are racing against the flat earth society..”

first time you saw the joke maybe, but definitely not the first

For you my friend? Special price

I make nice special price

Clarkson said consortium lmao

Even Holden was a bunch of rebadged Chevys, did you guys ever have one to start with

@@Deadsphere other way round pal, only thing american about them was the LS engines, otherwise they were built in elizabeth, south australia and some exported with chevy badges

@@Deadsphere Most of the chevys are re badged holdens, as @flashbang has said.

@@Deadsphere Holden is - was - the only original Australian car brand. The last Australian commodores were great

@@jamesb7205 owned by GMC and you claim Australian? FFS, stop it.

i just found out this morning that Gordon Ramsay is Scottish.

@@rubenjapp7626 I found out just now

He's called Gordon Ramsay, what more did you need, him to be called Jock MacHaggis?

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

As of 2024, it's now three times.

The British electrical and lighting manufacturer is legendary! All hail Lucas, Prince Of Darkness!

Invented in 1903

@@polishavgeek1849 Spreadable.

@@THENAMEISQUICKMAN butter

The follow up about scandinavians is on the money too, we are the competent drivers of europe, except we crash all the time because of snow and ice being...well...imagine driving around in an inch of brown soap and you have a good idea of how slippery it is

Yesssssssss.....

They didn't mock New Zealand because they couldn't find it on a map

Jeremy and James even did a Top Gear race there But it's interesting... probably because the All Blacks send England's rugby team back home every time they play a match

Unless it’s the All Blacks or Lorde nobody really gives two hoots about NZ. That’s why no comedian takes the piss out of Aotearoa.

The answer is simple my brother.... Due to the ANZAC accords 25 April 1915...., ALL rights to 'Taking the piss outta the Kiwis' belong to Australia (and Vis Versa) It comes with a sense of gravitas that many fail to understand!.

If you wanna see NZ get mocked, just type ‘Last week tonight new zealand’ and watch John Oliver let loose.

Must admit, arranging for the Aussies to arrive in a prison van!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Chill Out cringeboi its Just likes

no

Your muscle cars have four doors, you got the Mad Max trilogy, Slim Dusty, the Leyland P76 (which I think is a very cool looking car), trucks with no bed sides so you have to strap everything down, and you've got your neighbors on an island south of you complaining that everyone else thinks their island and your bigger island are the same country. I'm American by the way, and we all think your accent is cool.

Except the Falcon. Falcon stopped being an American idea the moment America stopped selling it. Falcons are as Australian as a platypus. Wholly unique in its own fun ways.

Probably learn about the world better really

Oh my, I didn’t realise it untill I read your remark, better late than never. Thx ❤🤣🤣🤣

@@chewdafat4121 guess you've never heard of northern ireland then.

The Northern Irish created the fastest sport in the world...pass the parcel in a Belfast pub :)

There's a new TG?

there hasn't been a new top gear since the trio left.

I think the germans have a few times. We just ignore them though

Well the Argies did practically hold a revolution when Top Gear was filming a special over there...

@@ultraaatf They took a more direct route of complaining by going to the Trio in person!

@Taiga lol what?

@Taiga I doubt that.

i dont get the joke someone help me lol

True, the lunar excursion modules don't come out very often, and that's a shame.

lane disciple is non existent here. everyone is self entitled and thinks they deserve to use the passing lane even if they are going slower that the travel lanes.. "i have EVERY RIGHT to be here" is exactly what they say if you catch them up at a lay by even if you point out they legally dont. the passing lane is for passing and then you go back to the travel lane.. you dont camp there doing 60MPH in a 65 zone

@@ripvanwinkle2002 also the very far left lane on multi-lane highways is strictly reserved for felonies. Jk

What part of the USA is THAT? The States I go to if you do 70 in a 70 zone you are a menace to everyone else (who are doing 85...even the cops. You only get pulled over for driving erratically.... not for speeding!)

Dunno like, that six stretch was the most interesting for me...

@@linusbroadbent2763 fair enough.

But Germany is only 30 years old

technically its a 12 year stretch, those last 6 were just even more extreme.

and veeery boring

Just steer clear of the big cities and you’ll be fine… unless you support Biden, then you may wanna lock your doors.

Or when the hockey team loses and there are riots in the streets

@@bubs45 that was only in Vancouver.

TURNS out.. its for when you have to deliver supplies to a trucker trapped by your black faced minister

@@ripvanwinkle2002 hey not all of us like him. Matter of fact most of us don't know how he got into office. But like every political politician out there they fuck things up. Some more than others some less. But we just got to wait for the next election and hope the party we all want wins. If not oh well. Nothing I can do.

The rest of the World know.

We’re not all morons. Most of us are, but not all. 😂

Be fair, it's easy to get confused about the difference between the United Kingdom, Great Britain, and England, when the English themselves often use the three intechangably.

It is true a bit I've got an American friend From North Carolina and he was at work and talking to a customer and he said I loved to go back to UK to see my friends over there. The customer replied oh a friend of mine just went on vacation he said what country the customer said Europe 🤣

I mean, it's fair game I suppose. It happens to us all the time. As a yank, I do live in the US, but the rest of the world (including those silly Brits) tend to forget that not all of us are from Florida, California, or Baltimore. Quite frankly I'd rather not be lumped in with them and you'll do well to remember that the most important reason the US remains a union is to keep protecting the rest of the world from Florida. :)

We don't have one 🤣

you cant mock that which doesnt exist! haha!

@@fabulouschild2005 yes we do

We brits beat you to it. If you bought a British car back in the 70's 80's and it rained it would be covered in Birmingham brown by the end of the week. :) RUST (i.e. Birmingham where it was made, brown i.e. = rust,) :)

@@fabulouschild2005 Yes that was the joke he was making

was it made of plastic?

@@wiszak9370 i think so, yes😀👍🇧🇻 glass reinforced platstic is what it is , which I found from wikipedia.

AIUI the Dutch are no longer the tallest nation. Not that they've got shorter or anyone else has actually got larger, but the people of the now-independent Montenegro are even taller. I (183 cm) expect to feel short over there.

@Taiga Wasn't Tony Blair actually Scottish? They're welcome to him.

I usually see English celebrities described as ‘British’. Far more likely a Scottish celebrity will be described as Scottish. It gets complicated if they’re a mix, either through where they grew up or parentage, of course, so they’re usually just listed as ‘British’.

I'd say the british are second best just behind the nordics, otherwise it's pretty accurate

Because there's really nothing to diss. Like, what exactly are you supposed to mock Canadians about that isn't just 'they say 'eh' and 'sorry' a lot' which is a joke that's been done a billion times.

@@chtholly8084 Truckers. Blackface. Nickelback.

cause its a boring ass country so theres literally NOTHING to really make fun of

@@chtholly8084 Trudeau. Both of them.

Canada has all the spice of a glass of sink water..

"Give me my fish back!" -Clarkson

What if someone said bad things about hockey?

@@fabulouschild2005 just do it like the Americans did with football, tackle you down and then shoot you for 24 hours

@@fabulouschild2005 You should run…?

Some years ago Spanish fisherman were coming to British shores and taking fish back to Spain