Top Gear news session from series 10 episode 3, enjoy!
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@maxkennedy80754 жыл бұрын
There has never been a sentence on television that had as much energy as “I object to the beige”
@Veyron722skyhook8 жыл бұрын
"I had a bit of an accident on the cooker once..." "Sorry, this is getting worse!"
@nicknaoum78888 жыл бұрын
Milk went in that bit at the back...
@nicknaoum78888 жыл бұрын
+NissanDriver15 😂😂
@johnnyboy39495 жыл бұрын
At least he didn’t say on the washing machine
@bmstylee4 жыл бұрын
Spillage
@michaelpeets72612 жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree Hammond this is getting worse
@rollercoasterdude968 жыл бұрын
"I think I got away with that." I love these idiots.
@currencarlsen67208 жыл бұрын
Omg I died at that part
@seanbrooksoday45188 жыл бұрын
I died at that part😂😂
@hyperion10287 жыл бұрын
CynicalExperiments what does he mean though?
@rad27 жыл бұрын
Hyperion vadge, look it up
@karlosbricks24134 жыл бұрын
@@hyperion1028 Badge = Vadge Vadge= Vag(ina) he means you'll get women(pussy)
@AGKaiju2 жыл бұрын
7:22 "Anyway, it has a 6.5L V12-" "🅱️12." "Yeah, whatever; it can do 200-" "Whate🅱️er." "Please stop! Stop that, it's very annoying. It can do 212 miles an hou-" "🅱️ery annoying." "LEAVE IT!"
@alexroxhissox9 жыл бұрын
I FUCKING LOVE JAMES MAY
@Inthatgoodway8 жыл бұрын
he is a great role model
@ThisDeservesAThumbUp8 жыл бұрын
Lobe*
@FrostyTheTwinkie8 жыл бұрын
+Alex Henderson They give him shit because he doesnt care, ive used tampons for nose bleeds and shit idgaf new uses for an existing technology, so long as it isnt used theyre literally cotton sticks with strings
@jonnnyren62456 жыл бұрын
Well because he is the most EVOLVED amongst the American Duke Hamster of Birmingham and the Idiotic Obnoxious Orangutan...
@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын
@@FrostyTheTwinkie Yeah, at its roots, it's just a wad of highly absorbent material. They were originally invented to help plug bullet wounds, and I think the Army still uses them for that
@MultiTopgearfan13 жыл бұрын
Jeremy's scream at 3:35 was so funny.... NOOOOOO!!!
@Whatevertv424 жыл бұрын
I'm with James on the whole tampon thing. Another use for tampons is when I was in the army, one of my buddies said he'd go out on patrol with tampons in case of bullet wounds.
@futurecat3 жыл бұрын
Those plus crazy glue can stop almost anything.
@user-up7nb6id1f3 жыл бұрын
You do know that’s literally the reason they were created?
@the_bat_turtle3 жыл бұрын
They’re also great for nosebleeds
@JetFalcon710 Жыл бұрын
@@the_bat_turtle Can confirm, I had a really bad nosebleed a few weeks ago and had to resort to using a tampon
@archangel91919 жыл бұрын
07:34 - "Bery Annoying", "Leave It!"
@skthejanner8 жыл бұрын
If only Jeremy had replied with "Leabe it"
@sorryinadvance53624 жыл бұрын
Childhood is liking Richard Teenage is liking Jeremy Adulthood is thinking james is the best
@U2QuoZepplin3 жыл бұрын
I’m stuck somewhere between Richard and James, yet I haven’t quite graduated to the gloriously oafish Orangutan 🦧 that is Jeremy.
@jh.723 жыл бұрын
This is literally the path I went on ahah
@robotbattler2 жыл бұрын
Seriously underrated comment
@adamtaurus78402 жыл бұрын
@@U2QuoZepplin same
@nobedz66882 жыл бұрын
Child: richard Adult: james Monke: jermy
@buca96969 жыл бұрын
8:03 engine light on, hmmmm
@WhiteBaron7777 жыл бұрын
tavi921 that's how you know it's Italian
@tehgzizlauw17876 жыл бұрын
WhiteBaron777 Italian/German reliability
@Redstoneprime3167 жыл бұрын
I love the part where James fights with Jeremys watch. LOL!
@adventure_F0x5 жыл бұрын
Redstoneprime I agree with James tho so annoying when it’s only slightly off ... sure if it’s off by 5 or more minutes and you’re using it then that’s ok but chances are you’re not using it and it then is really annoying
@bahramoskooei25533 жыл бұрын
I didn't get the watch part. Why james was being annoyed?
@Redstoneprime3163 жыл бұрын
@@bahramoskooei2553 He has OCD
@bahramoskooei25533 жыл бұрын
@@Redstoneprime316 now i get it. Thanks. I had missed the ocd part.
@mikaelmakinen9953 жыл бұрын
Love it how this video is over 10 years old, and this comment is over 4 years old, and you go to comment on it and you get an answer WHITHIN THE DAY!!
@montyburns23359 жыл бұрын
LOL 5:05 Richard's like DAFUQ???
@caboosemcgrief5 жыл бұрын
that moment when you find the comment you knew had to exist
@skycobb10869 жыл бұрын
That Lamborghini looks like your average Batmobile.
@dudeonlygamingandotherstuf77916 жыл бұрын
Schuy Cobb vatmobile
@alllllll110 жыл бұрын
"I object to the beige"... classic
@disturbedrocks199610 жыл бұрын
Imagine going to dinner with those three. Just sitting back with a drink and watch them debate the newest supercar
@mtp1113918 жыл бұрын
I object to the beige - May
@adysoferu8 жыл бұрын
7:57 , engine warning light :)))
@LancerloverLL8 жыл бұрын
+Adorian Kis That just means it's a proper supercar ;)
@moltresjrcountdowns8 жыл бұрын
but with this you will get a lot of baj
@GoatzombieBubba8 жыл бұрын
vag....as in vagina
@simonwu72508 жыл бұрын
i thought he said badge like a ace pilot of fighter ket
@seriousgranpa6 жыл бұрын
Simon Wu bag. He changed v on b.
@seriousgranpa5 жыл бұрын
@Bilal Khalid i guess he choose baj, because there is already word bag exist
@siangetz88085 жыл бұрын
@@simonwu7250 he meant vadge, which means genitals.
@christopherdean13264 жыл бұрын
Loved every moment of this show, but I have to say, when I was working in London, that pay by phone parking was brilliant. Once you were set up, it was quick and easy, and you could top up without having to go back to your car, very handy for a field engineer who might end up half a mile from wwhere he was parked, up to his ankles in bits of machinery!
@berkkarsi7 жыл бұрын
7:34 leabe it 😂
@arxuia68655 жыл бұрын
“I object of the beige” lololololol
@megalaplace44143 жыл бұрын
7:23 Timmy and tommy in new horizons
@ThatGuy-te9wh4 жыл бұрын
*skips to further part of the video* "SIXTEEN GREASED NAKED EUNUCHS."
@thundertechmedia10142 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Smrf-qt5qr8 жыл бұрын
This is probably the funniest Top Gear news in the world!
@Mark640389 жыл бұрын
Lol, there is a ghost behind james may:)
@spaxspore11 жыл бұрын
how can one or two dislike this.. this is comedy gold.. spillage
@scsutton13 ай бұрын
1:22 Jeremy envisioning his Bugatti arrival as he described it.
@sorenslothe12 жыл бұрын
8:33 - Priceless!
@23forrestgump12 жыл бұрын
8:00 look on the top left of the dashboard, the lambo already has a check engine light!
@NovaPheonix Жыл бұрын
I’m sure this has been said, but tampons were originally made for bulletwounds. The nurses just realized they had.. Other uses too
@lightsaberlordp3732 жыл бұрын
I object to the beige!! 😂😂😂😂
@reinermiteibidde10099 жыл бұрын
The "engine control light" in the reBenton was on
@herstoryanimated7 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or do those brake lights look rather... well ... poorly shaped?!
@manofnissans26114 жыл бұрын
I saw a reventon for sale in the UK not that long ago for £1m. it was the hardtop and I went to see it and it was awesome. Didn't let me test drive it tho 😑
@4444Cipher12 жыл бұрын
Thank you Watson!
@Mladjasmilic6 жыл бұрын
In Serbia, to pay for parking, you just send sms with your number plates to number given on parking spot. Bill comes with your phone bill.
@themightywrighty12 жыл бұрын
8:01 "Your check engine light is on"
@theodor124 жыл бұрын
8:00 the check engine light is on...
@yokie5211 жыл бұрын
We've only had really expensive repair bills with our foreign cars: Volvo and Subaru. Our Chevy Impala has ran and ran, same with our 2 Dodge minivan, our Saturn sedan. We recently purchased a VW and we've had it in 6 times for recall notices in one year... not boding well..
@bimboff12 жыл бұрын
great success!!
@PanagiotisFoM198910 жыл бұрын
I think Jeremy should try the Greek motorways and see if he could never brake... :P
@Miss65boo10 жыл бұрын
Poor James!
@yokie5211 жыл бұрын
Mercedes are extremely expensive in the US. Our friends from England have commented on their surprise at the cost of them here. I test drove a used one, it didn't live up to the hype for my husband or myself. Happy trails, ohgodlemmein.
@proubuntu11 жыл бұрын
Stannah Stairlift.
@x360ps2rulzz11 жыл бұрын
Great Success!!!
@astridhaussermann40829 жыл бұрын
Omg, I just love James😂
@TheFerrarifan45812 жыл бұрын
Haha I never noticed that!!! Why did they not put those dials in the Aventador?! I understand that Lambo said they wanted to start from scratch so EVERYTHING would be new in the Aventador, but I personally think that if they put those dials in it I would love it even more. :D
@themightywrighty12 жыл бұрын
That's a great idea!
@AR1G311 жыл бұрын
Clarkson is completely right about braking on the motorway.
@AndorRadnai10 ай бұрын
It’s a sign of weakness. Especially when you are stuck behind a slow vehicle. Brake, and you will stay stuck for the rest of your journey because everyone behind you is absolutely not going to let you out. Lights on and away we go.
@Hacker07Gaming11 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@elijahekiridzo89564 жыл бұрын
8:35 bage 😂😂😂
@TheTrytix5 жыл бұрын
And as usually, James is suffering from an industrial amount of OCD. XD
@Koten411 жыл бұрын
Thank you for explaining that, seriously i did not get it, lol
@j4cko5612 жыл бұрын
Good work Sherlock!
@moramento225 жыл бұрын
1:55 For the first time I wondered, did anybody ever shouted no on Top Gear...
@AlejjSi12 жыл бұрын
You see the small orange icon on the dash of that Lambo at 7:57...that stands for "control for amnout of emissoins coming out of the car" which makes me wonder what fuel they put into that car?
@TheSFMCreators10 жыл бұрын
StijnSpitaels Yeah, also at 6:11 and 6:18 also the same sounds.
@ohgodlemmein11 жыл бұрын
Well, the mercedes I'm talking about wasn't exactly expensive. It would be the equivalent to class C nowadays. It is called the 190D. And to put it into context, as I've said earlier, it was a cab for most of it's life (~20/30y) and has done over 2M km or over 1.2 Million miles. The engine is still the same it was built with. Honestly I don't drive it much these days, but it's an amazing car. For reference, it was acquired in 1958. Mercedes W120.
@nunoalmeida2111 жыл бұрын
Engian... lovely!!
@nonegone717010 жыл бұрын
GREAT SUCCESS
@AaroMesa3 жыл бұрын
Clarkson rocking the Razr V9
@MyAutumnFall3 жыл бұрын
Jay is just sitting there “ I have “
@deathrooster1412 жыл бұрын
Why does James' social awkwardness make me laugh? xD
@ISirSmoke12 жыл бұрын
who can understand what hammond&james are talking about @ 2:55 i think hammond says "he is always going for that" something
@SR71ABCD6 жыл бұрын
So far I've seen over 33 Reventon in England, 2 in Cornwall.
@MrForza9811 жыл бұрын
THE LAMBO'S CHECK ENGIAN LIGHT WAS ON
@87654321j6 жыл бұрын
I love how they can throw stuff at each other verbally and each just take it on the chin :-)
@christopherdean13264 жыл бұрын
It''s called being mates.......
@buca969611 жыл бұрын
He's a perfectionist
@yokie5211 жыл бұрын
I don't know where you live. As I am an American, American cars are much less expensive. I'm 47 years old and between my husband and myself we've owned quite a few cars and like I said, all the troublesome cars for us were foreign. Growing up my family only owned American cars and they were good cars. But, then again, my dad took great care of our vehicles. "you take care of your car, it takes care of you."
@themightyboush9 жыл бұрын
I do the same thing with the bezel on my watch.
@dudeonlygamingandotherstuf77916 жыл бұрын
themightyboush vezel
@U2QuoZepplin3 жыл бұрын
I can confirm from my Spanish lessons that V’s are indeed pronounced like “B’s in Espanyol. That one isn’t a joke. It’s similar to the Spanish C being pronounced as a “th “ sound.
@bigassdawg3 жыл бұрын
español*
@U2QuoZepplin3 жыл бұрын
deniz of course. Only I don’t have the wavy line accent on my phone ☎️. Lolz 😂
@Matthewdoesmc815 жыл бұрын
7:48 lol
@borkokid2 жыл бұрын
lmao, the lambo has a check engine light on
@corvetkidable12 жыл бұрын
Totally. I drive a Nissan and love it
@Capesports412 жыл бұрын
You'd be amazed. Adult seal blood works too.
@Fate888812 жыл бұрын
it reminds me more of a B2 Bomber then an F22
@riverdave712 жыл бұрын
lol check engine light on in the lambo
@CrysusDub11 жыл бұрын
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! hahahha
@Sprungus11 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@icykickflip4 жыл бұрын
the audience didnt even catch the "bag" [badge]
@StijnSpitaels11 жыл бұрын
I hear always the same people laughing every single episode!
@iustino8 жыл бұрын
1:39 jeremy trying to be borat haha
@nonofx3110 жыл бұрын
yes it was, just take a look ;) 7:58
@yokie5211 жыл бұрын
I was raised solidly in the middle class and no one I knew could afford a Mercedes, as they are prohibitively expensive in the US. Predominately everyone I know drives American cars and are mostly happy with their vehicles. I could give you many examples of American car odometers ticking multiple times, especially pick ups. Our Impala has 100k on it and we've only had to do basic maintenance. Everyone has their own reality, that's mine. You have yours.
@RacingAtHome7 жыл бұрын
"You could get a lot of bag."
@Zynderion1176 жыл бұрын
*badge
@ThatRagingScotsman11 жыл бұрын
And not a single fuck was given that day...
@sumairb99786 жыл бұрын
ThatRagingScotsman .....Giben.
@NaderAmmar5 жыл бұрын
Clarkson's been doing the B emoji before it was popular
@aquateen7772310 жыл бұрын
You'll get a lot of badge with this car. Lol
@thepreme12312 жыл бұрын
IT is!
@Someloke889512 жыл бұрын
@Capesports4 Well beige is a colour, a very very dull colour. So they're saying it's dull and unimaginative
@WildfireX7 жыл бұрын
I remember when I first saw the Reventon, jesus what a beast. Way better styling than the SHIT lambos these days.
@arabidllama12 жыл бұрын
Makes me wonder whether or not you could get away with the "quite a lot of badge" crack on American TV
@streameant4 жыл бұрын
Revolution
@gorgonzo1a11 жыл бұрын
Any you like, The town car, corvette, even dodge viper.
@MrForza9811 жыл бұрын
if you noticed the check engine light was on in the lambo
@knlazar0811 жыл бұрын
AGREED! I'm from the US and the problem is the hosts. One cannot just advert for three male hosts with chemistry. It may be true, what I believe Clarkson said, "The secret is we really loathe one another." Perhaps the US should hold casting based on that. Throw three men together at random until they find 3 that can fight while polite. Another problem is the US is slave to the corporations. They can never do the gift bits, the news, in fact none of the real show is allowed. No wonder it sucks.
@danieljrs5078 жыл бұрын
Bery annoying hahahahaha
@kineticdeath7 жыл бұрын
B12
@PK-qo1ww7 жыл бұрын
a lot of bag
@danieljrs5077 жыл бұрын
Patrick Keating hahhah i want the old top gear back, the new one is so bad and nothing like the old one
@danieljrs5077 жыл бұрын
***** so true
@llccaaa7 жыл бұрын
These 3 weren't presenting a car show they were 3 comedians mucking around with cars for an hour
@007knick9 жыл бұрын
That Lamborghini looks like the aventador
@Alex_4rex8 жыл бұрын
a bit, they took styling elements for the aventador from it (its still from the murcielago era)
@LoogiTheDino8 жыл бұрын
+knick007 Abentador*
@DECCAS86 жыл бұрын
*Burcielago
@jeremyfong56845 жыл бұрын
the aventador used parts from the reventon and was inspired by it I think