Handshakes Deserve to Die, Here's Why

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Ordinary Things

3 жыл бұрын

The handshake is pointless, outdated, gross and dumb. Here's Why.
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@OrdinaryThings 3 жыл бұрын

The next video will be on a company, either Uber, Supreme, Tinder or Visa. Comment below which it should be

@azizsaya1 3 жыл бұрын

Visa

@ifxthenwhy6202 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe you could do both Obey and Supreme in one video, they're both worn by pretentious arseholes.

@Suffumagator 3 жыл бұрын

Uber

@MelTheMuppetslayer 3 жыл бұрын

I replied under my own comment before I saw this. I’m throwing in a vote for tinder. I feel like your take on this subject would be exactly what ordinary folks need during day 786,630,812 of the pandemic.

@pranavflame 3 жыл бұрын

Tinder or Supreme, whichever one you'll enjoy making more :)

@Ciborium 3 жыл бұрын

I'd wager that Ordinary Things has a limp, clammy, weak handshake. He doesn't like the look of disgust on people's faces when he gives them a "dead fish" handshake, so nobody should give handshakes so he doesn't have to suffer embarassment anymore.

@OrdinaryThings 3 жыл бұрын

i feel seen

@juliustheillustrious7727 3 жыл бұрын

You're right on the money I believe

@weiwu1442 3 жыл бұрын

Its pretty unsanitary to be fair

@juliustheillustrious7727 3 жыл бұрын

@@weiwu1442 wash your hands, then

@michaelmartinelli1247 3 жыл бұрын

Needs to buy grip jizz!! (Its a real product) then he'll always have the better grip

@clem2usa 3 жыл бұрын

I love that the “most awkward ever?” clip was the literal most normal handshake in this whole video 😂

@chunkylover48 3 жыл бұрын

Too many people don't know the history of the relations between China and Japan.

@fumfig3262 3 жыл бұрын

@@chunkylover48 Yeah anyone with an understanding of Sino-Japanese relations will know that that handshake seriously hurt, not just for the participants but for all their country's respective observers.

@essee3222 3 жыл бұрын

@@chunkylover48 Doesnt mean the handshake was awkward

@chunkylover48 3 жыл бұрын

@@essee3222 I would say two major powers that hate each other sharing a handshake is pretty awkward. I wouldn't know what other word to use.

@MrMan-gr4er 3 жыл бұрын

@@chunkylover48 Well, Japan isn't a major power.

@shramo 3 жыл бұрын

That Freemason ad was like an ad for secret affairs.

@OrdinaryThings 3 жыл бұрын

init. thought it was hilarious

@tankermottind 3 жыл бұрын

That they don't tell you is that the Subaru WRX is tiny and you get to drive it 5 mph in a circle while wearing a stupid hat.

@Vilify3d 3 жыл бұрын

my father is a free Mason and every time I ask him about it all he says is they're a community of dudes that try to make their community better. knowing that he's a narccisstic alpha asshole, Idk how true that is but I just wanted to leave my take.

@lustlot1747 3 жыл бұрын

More likely than not , that's prolly what it is. A place where homophobic homosexuals can be themselves

@TheNefastor 2 жыл бұрын

It was so. Fricking. Cringeworthy.

@nicheman4455 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something someone with a weak handshake would say

@attilapal3786 2 жыл бұрын

exactly

@Kay0Bot 2 жыл бұрын

I always give the double hand death grip. Single hand shakers are so silly

@winlover37 2 жыл бұрын

Coming from a guy with a strong handshake, kinda silly that some are adamant on a vice grip handshake. Long as it ain't noodly you're golden.

@ANGJKWENRUGK 3 жыл бұрын

"I was in the hospital last night, there were actually a few coronavirus patients, well anyways i shook hands with everybody" bruh

@dl2839 3 жыл бұрын

That's one way to get immunity. But honestly, what did he think would happen if he *physically touched* people who have enough viruses in their system to be hospitalized?

@MrDyln 3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the scene in Family Guy where the mayor is rolling in toxic waste to try and get superpowers

@travisclark7286 3 жыл бұрын

and yet everyone was still just fine. jokes on you lol

@seb9940 3 жыл бұрын

@@travisclark7286 after receiving supplemental oxygen in the hospital... Jokes on you

@travisclark7286 3 жыл бұрын

@@seb9940 dont try your bullshit lol, 99.9% all i gotta say

@IAMA1 3 жыл бұрын

Would like an Ordinary Things on expensive sewage.. I mean Supreme.

@chloemccarthy2297 2 жыл бұрын

"Tradition is just peer pressure from the dead" It's interesting how much actions like handshaking can affect human emotion.

@big_sea Жыл бұрын

yes

@relaxedpenny604 3 жыл бұрын

"If you wanna touch something just get a cat." *Shane Dawson has left the chat*

@SD-tj5dh 3 жыл бұрын

Luca Magnotta has entered the chat.

@revenanteve 3 жыл бұрын

@@SD-tj5dh Holy shit, dude.

@ukeyaoitrash2618 3 жыл бұрын

Honest time: I don't miss handshakes at all, but I am dying for free hugs. I am 29, a huge extrovert, and I LIVE for anime conventions and the atmosphere: free hugs, spontaneous crazy cosplay fun, going on photos with everyone, mingling, making friends, dancing, sining, etc. The *second* the government lifts the restrictions - which I guess just happened because OF THOSE NEW CDC RECOMMENDATIONS FUCK YEAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - I am going (as soon as I am vaccinated 100%) to the first anime convention held again, free hugging every single weeb who also missed it, and its gonna feel so so so good! I am a huge hug bear, and a huge bubbly happy go lucky high energy extrovert, so I can't freaking wait to put this all behind and get my beloved cons and free hugs back! I can already feel them... I HATE treating everyone as a danger instead of someone fun to get to know, so I was literally screaming from joy for more then 10 minutes seeing the CDC director use the words "old normal" in that press conference yesterday, because as she said, that WAS what I was waiting for. Desperately. Can't wait to free hug a whole con. But the handshake can go, IDC about that XD

@Eirikasacredstones 3 жыл бұрын

@@ukeyaoitrash2618 is this some weird reverse copypasta?

@stevenyoung9738 2 жыл бұрын

@@ukeyaoitrash2618 ??????? What? Why are you commenting that here just do it on reddit where people act they care

@benevolentworldexploder5395 3 жыл бұрын

My greetings of peace is a word, "Hey." And if you don't respond, "is for horses", then you can't be in the Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes.

@dizzydial8081 3 жыл бұрын

Here, here!

@radarpinki 3 жыл бұрын

Best handshake I've seen during 'rona was when the Norwegian prime minister shook someone's hand and then realised, slaps herself on the asscheek and says oops

@L0U_ZER 3 жыл бұрын

3:27 “The Moist Mistake” was my nickname in my late teens...

@john.d.rockefeller2538 2 жыл бұрын

@ABGH78 The mistake.

@kokopellispritjourney 2 жыл бұрын

'Moist Mistake' was a brand of cat food and the name of a heavy metal cover band from San Bernardino in the 1980's. Things did not end well for either product as I recall...

@smoky7924 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't realize twisting your hand to assert dominance was a thing. I've always assumed people who do that are aliens who never learned to shake hands normally. Now I will resist every attempt of hand wrestling and make them sweat for it

@kristianharapan5741 Жыл бұрын

Nah if someone do that just kiss their hand passionately

@aklimaron7398 3 жыл бұрын

People: Kofs on elbow* Also people: lets shake elbows.

@grafando 3 жыл бұрын

That girl reading into handshakes reminds me of English teachers reading too much into a poem.

@eduardasvitkus8090 3 жыл бұрын

SUPREME EGG BOTTOM TEXT

@OrdinaryThings 3 жыл бұрын

@thurgo2062 3 жыл бұрын

Ooooh Supreme would be interesting. And hypebeast culture in general I guess.

@camelopardalis84 3 жыл бұрын

I think I missed the whole "elbow bump" thing. Also, weren't we being told to sneeze into our elbows at this point already?

@tomlxyz 3 жыл бұрын

Sneeze on sneeze contact

@dylanjackson7325 2 жыл бұрын

Oh shid thats some bad planning

@camelopardalis84 2 жыл бұрын

@@dylanjackson7325 Typical case of "Dn't think even remotely more than necessary". Here it's "Don't consider context" specifally. (Otherwise you'd remember the "sneezing into elbow" thing. And who would want that.)

@dylanjackson7325 2 жыл бұрын

@@camelopardalis84 why are you deleting your account?

@elmagnificoco2393 3 жыл бұрын

If you want to get out of a handshake with somebody who insists on it just tell them you scratched your butt after going to the bathroom. It also helps if you have your pants down.

@AdmiralBonetoPick 3 жыл бұрын

You earned my laughter with that surprise final sentence.

@aliensoup2420 3 жыл бұрын

Or just spit in your hand before you offer it to them.

@Filmfist 9 ай бұрын

Also just poop a little out as you're telling them all this

@vurrunna 2 жыл бұрын

In defense of handshakes, there are seldom few places in our lives where we can engage in physical contact with other people. Humans are meant to be physically engaging with one another, and a lack of engagement can lead to depression and a severe sense of loneliness. While a handshake won't cure your depression, it is a step in the right direction to make you feel connected to another person. As for cleanliness, that's as easy to fix as carrying around some hand sanitizer.

@markaplier1261 2 жыл бұрын

No surprise there then that Japan is the suicide capital of the world

@jessetorres9502 2 жыл бұрын

Facts

@TheD736 Жыл бұрын

Yeah it's kind of sad that the ceremonial business greeting is one of few moments of physical intimacy that one can expect to have in their life on a day to day basis, but it's reality for a lot of people

@thecheck968 3 жыл бұрын

I had a high school teacher who loved handshakes so much that the entire first day of school was dedicated to the history and psychology behind them. I think you may be his greatest nemesis.

@DanielSanchez-yr2gw 3 жыл бұрын

I think the Japanese bow can be a replacement to formal handshakes as it seems formal and nobody touches

@andrearupe8094 3 жыл бұрын

I'm down!

@Krosis_ 3 жыл бұрын

nice try weebo

@bexnewt 3 жыл бұрын

I been bowing at people for years. Keeping my clammy hams to myself

@hatiroth7919 3 жыл бұрын

@@Krosis_ weebs smh

@corespark7956 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like there is a lot of class in that. At the same time however formalities are pointless to began with.

@GhostRider659 3 жыл бұрын

Hey I've read about that thing called the 'Roman Salute', apparently used by gladiators. Might be a cool replacement.

@ryltair 3 жыл бұрын

This comment doesn't have nearly enough upvotes.

@themajor2830 3 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure if you know but the Government in Italy back in the 1920s led by a swell looking guy actually suggested that is was a healthy alternate to a handshake. (That is not a bit, the PNF did actually insist a Roman Salute was better then the handshake for that reason.)

@ryanmarsden6534 3 жыл бұрын

Hmmm. Mussolini would like a talk with you, a fellow called Hitler popularized it

@markiefella 2 жыл бұрын

I believe that is also the official ‘Olympic Salute’...

@JaredConnell 2 жыл бұрын

I thought you were talking about a roman soldier helmet and honestly I'd consider it over handshakes

@JonathonKlemev 3 жыл бұрын

I used to hate handshakes as well, but after working in a white-collar environment around bankers and the likes it does become sort of comforting. I liked the idea that a handshake was used as a way to communicate some sort of mutual respect like a couple steps down from a full-on hug. I sure will miss them.

@BrentRushton 3 жыл бұрын

This. I’m from rural Canada and shaking hands was always the first thing I did when introduced to new people. It’s a mutual respect thing, and I will also miss it.

@Mitaka.Kotsuka 3 жыл бұрын

Handshakes is not going anywhere... it seems like a instinctivly ritual that sort of come in the genes... much alike dogs sniff others dogs asses

@RaedanWulfe 3 жыл бұрын

@@Mitaka.Kotsuka Jip, it's official, you just killed it.

@Mitaka.Kotsuka 3 жыл бұрын

@@RaedanWulfe sorry, i dont understand you

@dylanjackson7325 2 жыл бұрын

@@Mitaka.Kotsuka because you compared it to sniffing ass i think, but yeah shaking hands is a pretty natural behaviour that even if killed will probably come back

@pranavflame 3 жыл бұрын

Can you occasionally bring back the classic intro: "Welcome to Ordinary Things, where Ordinary Things are explained. Today's Ordinary Thing: ________"? My topic of choice is Tinder because I've never had a girlfriend, some Ordinary Knowledge would be nice 🙃

@MelTheMuppetslayer 3 жыл бұрын

I second this. I do miss that intro. An ordinary intro, from The Ordinary Guy about Ordinary Things. Hearing it now and again would definitely brighten these dark days of 2020.

@pranavflame 3 жыл бұрын

@@MelTheMuppetslayer exactly my thoughts! It's one of the few random things I still remember from 2019

@lvankeulen7478 3 жыл бұрын

If we get that back I hope we don't miss out on the "But what are [singular noun]?"

@pranavflame 3 жыл бұрын

@@lvankeulen7478 I hope so too! And he should also bring back the emotionless, unwaveringly confused stare into our souls as he utters these words

@Krosis_ 3 жыл бұрын

your wish was granted

@elenablancoesquivel5201 2 жыл бұрын

as an european female who has been tortured into double cheek kissing every relative and potential friend at any function, i have become a hand shake enthusiast and do not want it taken away from me

@aliensoup2420 3 жыл бұрын

Simple alternative handshake : reach 8 inches farther and grab the forearm above the wrist - then shake your opponent's arm off if you like. Best performed when both participants are wearing long sleeves.

@BenchFox_ 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I'm not surprised to see Mark Rutte having shaken someones hand after explicitly telling people not to. Just to give an example of how terribly he handled the epidemic, our requirement to wear masks indoors was passed _last week_ .

@markaplier1261 2 жыл бұрын

Well i hope your happy. He sure did let peacefull anticoronamandate protesters be beated into a pulp, and shot in theblegs. Real really improved

@leradmuiel7634 3 жыл бұрын

I hope it comes back, with a vengeance.

@johnbacon4997 2 жыл бұрын

I prefer the Hand wave, fight me

@ollyhp 3 жыл бұрын

I once went in for a handshake and my brethren went in for a fist bump when walking opposite to each other, safe to say the result was tantamount to that of social suicide with it being like some sort of drive-by molestation of his hand. We both looked at each other for the last time as the repercussions from the sheer embarrassment was so gross to ever see one another again.

@allergy5634 Жыл бұрын

Fun fact of the day: in fencing matches, it was customary for opponents to shake hands after each match. That was until the 2020 pandemic when the handshake was replaced with a sword tap to prevent the spread of the virus. Since then, even after the virus faded into the background of life, the sword tap replaced the handshake as it was more natural and seems more refined.

@AnonYmous69271 3 жыл бұрын

What we really need is an alternative to the handshake where we don't have to make any sort of direct contact with each other at all. I propose this instead: First, you stand up straight, then you extend your arm with your palm facing down towards the floor. Then you raise your arm up above your head, pointed forwards at an upwards angle. I feel that this greeting could become really popular in certain circles.

@AppalachianCryptidDoge 3 жыл бұрын

This channel is criminally under subbed, thanks to old man Internet Historian for steering me here.

@OrdinaryThings 3 жыл бұрын

ah thanks dude! glad you're enjoying

@nathanielpea5819 3 жыл бұрын

It's subbed enough to be generating income from the platform hosts. In another few thousand subs that income will go up.

@RonaldC 3 жыл бұрын

In my opinion, the Japanese have got it down. A simple bow, deeper on formal occasions. No contact, no bullcrap.

@jlight7346 2 жыл бұрын

Part of the handshake is trust. You trust the other to not abuse their grip on you to harm you physically, or nowadays, by possibly infecting you. I don’t see what all the “bullcrap” is with the handshake.

@markaplier1261 2 жыл бұрын

No, we Europoids are physical people, we like contact with eachother, feeling the other, as to be able to interpret that person a bit better. Leave the bowing to the jabs and my trip to the toilet when i have to puke

@max7971 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, nothing better then physically bowing down before your superiors. Touching peasantry is sooo last sentury, they should just bow before their corporate overlords instead.

@iWatchFromBehind 3 жыл бұрын

the clips of the awkward handshakes was one of the hardest things i've ever sat through

@squirerassilon352 3 жыл бұрын

*socially distant elbow bump*

@saturatedcranium 3 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of that one individual who aggressively wanted to handshake a fellow in a plane.

@KittySnicker 3 жыл бұрын

“I wanna shake your hand!!”

@ButtKraken01 3 жыл бұрын

How else am I supposed to check if my frenemy has a dagger hidden beneath their sleeves?

@CoobyPls 3 жыл бұрын

Any video using the words "hand meat" in the fiest five words has my like.

@RedLygr 3 жыл бұрын

imagine being so unsociable that you can't give a normal handshake at least 66% of the time... like OP here

@guppy719 2 жыл бұрын

One of the few useful things from going to church was learning how to give a proper handshake.

@epsleon 3 жыл бұрын

If the handshake died out I'd never get to touch another human ever again.

@DacLMK 3 жыл бұрын

You're saying it like it's a bad thing.

@aliensoup2420 3 жыл бұрын

Whats your obsession with putting your nasty hands on everybody?

@sshep86 3 жыл бұрын

I'm quite partial to a bit of hand fondling to be honest.

@Prismate 2 жыл бұрын

How to greet without looking like a moron: 1. Face the other person 2. Look the other person in the eyes menacingly, thereby signalling them that it is time for execution 3. Violently low-five with your right hand, killing any germs that were on your hands, as well as any skin cells 4. Scream in pain as your hands miraculously caught fire 5. Win society

@albertoftasmania 2 жыл бұрын

I fucking love giving shakes. Especially the 'manly ones.' They feel great.

@Lobotomobillionaire 3 жыл бұрын

Personally I've been using the dead eyed excited hand wave greeting. That way nobody knows what sort of mood you're in under the mask.

@NyleTrewTattoos 3 жыл бұрын

"A lung's whisper away" 😂😂

@cyan2910 2 жыл бұрын

If anything a fist bump is by far the most simple and is almost never awkward

@dizzydial8081 3 жыл бұрын

I know I'm late, but humans as social creatures actually build trust in this kind of physical contact with one another. Handshakes, hugs, group hugs, huddles, group handshakes, hand group shakes, hand huddles, hand hugs, shake hand huddle hug groups, and sex.

@dizzydial8081 3 жыл бұрын

@Carl Olov Andreasson Almost got arrested for a DUI but then the cop and I had sex. He trusts I won't do it again and let me off with a warning.

@dmitrykarkov4747 3 жыл бұрын

It’s sad because human contact is so important.

@mamsito335 3 жыл бұрын

Tinder sounds great for the next episode ! Maybe I'll finally find out wht I don't get any matches !

@victorcates9330 3 жыл бұрын

My thought was: If you don't like handshakes for the disease factors of strangers periodically rubbing hands in a parody of civility, I present to you Tindr, where strangers rub everything else. How often are people in the UK shaking hands?! It has to be absolutely promiscuous to elicit this kind of trauma. Were they engaged in some orgy of politeness?

@gworfish 2 жыл бұрын

I'd replaced handshakes with big bear hugs. If you are going to touch people, make it count!

@gbkiller007 2 жыл бұрын

Im still using hand shakes. If you refuse I wont give you the time of day

@4teen88 3 жыл бұрын

A handshake between men is a mutual peek into each other's souls.

@dylanjackson7325 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe it should be, but when i shake hands it feels like an obligation, and my soul is less important than just firmly grasping and shaking the thing

@4teen88 2 жыл бұрын

@@dylanjackson7325 Other people are sensing your weak spirit through the limp of your wrist. Tighten up, pal.

@dylanjackson7325 2 жыл бұрын

@@4teen88 my spirit is weak but my grip is tight, am i an illusionist?

@deathgobbler4774 3 жыл бұрын

honestly I do think we need to popularize the common "take down" method, to both assert the dominance and also put all the self asserted alphas into jail for physical assault

@Bergja 3 жыл бұрын

Please, cough into your elbow. Also remember, dont shake hands, do the elbow greeting.

@KrazyEngima 3 жыл бұрын

I can’t stand dapping people up. It’s become an endless confusion because everyone has a a different version. Fist bumps all day

@Sludgelorrd 3 жыл бұрын

i get it during covid, but you just cant beat human contact.

@utharkruna1116 3 жыл бұрын

People are disgusting. You shouldn't have to touch them if you don't want to.

@Naruedyoh 3 жыл бұрын

A couple weeks in the future, in Spain we're going to take hand to the heart. Poshy but classy

@adicristian3104 3 жыл бұрын

A man that doesn't shake your hand is no man.

@GZQ9 2 жыл бұрын

As an American, it can be hard to know if someone’s going to dap you up or shake your hand

@CptKroepoek 3 жыл бұрын

As a dutchie I love the way you pronounce Mark Rutte haha. Another great video btw keep it up

@random-xg2nj 3 жыл бұрын

Hallo

@wazithebbi9155 2 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised you didn't go into the historical basis of handshakes, the reason it's mostly done with the right (most people's dominant hand) was to show you were unarmed and not a threat. Modern times it's more or less become a mutual show of respect, in our times of isolation where personal space is a huge issue (even before covid) welcoming another person to touch you is a very personal thing.

@Wolcik3000 Жыл бұрын

yeah, a lot of missed opportunities on the history - it even lead to why most countries had left side horse driving - the dominant hand would be called the sword hand I guess

@Tooch24 Жыл бұрын

I absolutely hate "body language specialists" and people who think their dogs can talk to them by pressing buttons on the floor.

@chazsnubs6157 2 жыл бұрын

Actually the handshakers will have stronger immune systems and outlive the non handshakers.

@Demise6969 2 жыл бұрын

I've never this type of 1st world problem before

@jamesreagan8175 3 жыл бұрын

I'd say Visa, because conglomerates that nobody seems to talk about is very on brand for your channel (but then again brands are also on brand for your channel, so maybe Supreme)

@fiadhgrimm8197 2 жыл бұрын

Okay but the dutch pm or whoever trying to take back the handshake was actually some of the funniest and most relatable things ever

@DeadlyLazer 2 жыл бұрын

"I'm a bit of an adrenaline junkie really." *Drives rally Impreza through flat dry surface at 10 mph*

@deeconstruction8163 3 жыл бұрын

I want my next Ordinary Things video like I want my next pizza...Supreme!

@davidodell6232 3 жыл бұрын

Tinder. I don’t know what “supreme “ is and too lazy to check.

@OrdinaryThings 3 жыл бұрын

Tinder hath been chosen

@Rick-jf2ig 2 жыл бұрын

My dad was in the freemasons for a couple decades, he always gets a good laugh when he hears those conspiracy theories lol

@edgar-sama642 2 жыл бұрын

1:01 Yes!!! Enrique Peña Nieto's awkward handshake is now inmortalized

@DrewSpeedDemon 3 жыл бұрын

Aint gonna lie he rockes the dyed hair

@amiablebee7318 3 жыл бұрын

the color is good but i feel it lacks body? like, his natural hair was less flat and more bouncy. he might be styling or taking care of it differently tho idk

@ChuckChuckles86 3 жыл бұрын

Awesome video!! Ty Ordinary Guy. Either Tinder or Supreme, or both, whichever would be more fun and interesting for you cover.

@polluxcastor8429 3 жыл бұрын

@ordinarythings , please do all of them. This channel is a gem

@zygfrydputka270 Жыл бұрын

If i ever start like a Pedigree cat business im gonna use "if you want to touch something get a cat" and you cant stop me

@DrunkGeko 3 жыл бұрын

I strongly disagree with this one Covid aside i feel like the handshake is by far the superior greeting for less casual events. It's far more elegant than anything else and it's one of the frew greeting with which you can communicate (be it by seeming just friendly or agreeable or straight up assserting dominance)

@KittySnicker 3 жыл бұрын

I miss handshakes. Sue me. I hate when people shake hands like a jellyfish and I use that to gain insight on my handshake partner

@aliensoup2420 3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure lots of psychopathic murderers have a great handshake too. You think you are psychic or something?

@ian_b 3 жыл бұрын

Oh, the Protestant Puritan Anglosphere, so terrified of the physical, of the body, of the reality of mundane nature. As with many other mammals, physical contact is an important means of communication. It brings psychological comfort. A world without a handshake, a hug, a kiss, a pat on the back? A cold, cold world indeed, populated by atomised mental basket cases.

@sucoma8395 3 жыл бұрын

Goddamn your channel grows fast and its fully earned, very good content man

@poelomokgotho8127 3 жыл бұрын

I’m South African and loved what you did with our President there🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂and playing careless whispers.

@Zondac 3 жыл бұрын

Seems the algorithm is giving you a little boost!

@omppusolttu5799 3 жыл бұрын

It'd take ten fucking seconds after boris' death for it to be appropriate to laugh at it.

@GeneralChangFromDanang 3 жыл бұрын

Where I'm from, we just tip our fedoras and rub neck beards together. If you're greeting a woman, you tip the fedora with an added "m' lady."

@mistrants2745 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, i miss handshakes a LOT. Greetings are way more awkward now as you kinda walk up to each other, settle into a mutually agreed upon distance of each other and make a stupid joke about how you would usually offer them a handshake but cant right now. I cant wait for handshakes to return...

@mcfry13 3 жыл бұрын

I still do it. Just clean your hands after if you are worried. Carry around with a bottle of hand sanitizer if that helps or only shake hands with people you know and are comfortable with. Strangers, even pre covid, suck at handshakes anyway. Many would be too limp or or too aggressive. I had one guy grab my finger and grip as hard as he could. I prefer fist bumping, but I bet some people have stories of people bumping to hard.

@512TheWolf512 2 жыл бұрын

you sound like a genuine sociopath in this one

@rambam791 3 жыл бұрын

Handshakes are a vibe check, so, when you get that slimy cowardly shit shake- you know wot ur dealin with

@MJ-mp1fx 2 жыл бұрын

I personally will be adopting finger guns as my alternative greeting

@L00PdeL00P 3 жыл бұрын

DONT FORGET ABOUT NEVER LETTING GO FIRST FOR POLITICAL FIGURES EUGH HOW EMBARRASSING

@starkillersneed 3 жыл бұрын

No one: 14yo shippers on Twitter: 1:43

@legooos 3 жыл бұрын

I propose roman salute as the handshake replacement, it's the most sanitary

@memeoverlord-pz5ns 2 жыл бұрын

I know what could replace handshake. During the 30s and 40s there was an EXTREMELY popular RIGHT hand gesture which required no body contact between greeters, but people stopped using it in the mid 40s.

@OckinElf 3 жыл бұрын

I've got to say that I find handshaking to be a generally positive thing, especially when it comes to people you might not especially know that well. It's just a sign of mutual respect and generally puts you both on the same level. It's only really due to the virus that it's avoidable now, and your entire argument against them seems to be entirely based on personal preference and nothing else.

@corinclark6652 3 жыл бұрын

It will be a blessing if handshakes can become less seen as essential in 'professional' environments. Earlier in the pandemic while in an office I had someone get offended because I wouldn't shake their hand.

@cupscout Жыл бұрын

WHERE YOU AT?! come baaaaaack I need your particular breed of general disdain and bone dry satire to get me through the day 😢

@VonCraft 3 жыл бұрын

The foot shake seems like the safetest and the coolest.

@feeble_goblin3764 2 жыл бұрын

Complete sanitation from germs weakens your immune system overall so i dont think touching someones hand will be the end of the world, this seems a bit overdramatic and if your already a person who cant take a hand shake then your probably a person who carries sanitizer on you at all times

@andrewthole4585 3 жыл бұрын

Yes! I love these videos!

@HyoureiKyouran 3 жыл бұрын

No handshake? Okay, one Roman salute coming right up.

@casablahca 3 жыл бұрын

My friends dad is the leader of the freemasonry guild in the city I live in. They are just kinda pathetic. Like it’s just a club for boys who want to feel special. It’s also really pretentious.