As opposed to a lesser degree of lethal damage 😂

@@VexChoccyMilk when killing them to death isn't an option

I wish I had an AR to cause maximum damage. I shot someone in the head with a Glock and it only slightly fatally wounded him.

It's a weapon designed to inflict light to moderate death

@@VexChoccyMilk combat knives are made intentionally less lethal. After trench knives and other blades were causing horrible wounds that healed slowly if not lethal and usually got infected.

Cow is the name of the Cambodian kid

Yet.

*To be continued...*

Denial is the first step to acceptance

He actually survived and now is seeking vengance

That’s a lot of stab

@@Anonymous-to6fn "now that's allota damage"

Quantity over quality

it should have a slight debuff to attack speed

@@chieckenman4432 Well quality in this case is your skill, so if you have fantastic spear fishing skill, and a trident. Quality AND quantity!

I have found from practice that you can actually manuever the car better into tight spaces, with a little bit of practice its even easier then front parking.

In Italy too.

Okay but, why does every (maybe not *every*) French person park perfectly the first time and then pull back out and re-park?

Same in Germany. Taught to back in if available - although mostly on parallel parking, so lots of people do it on regular parking spots too, since WE'RE ALWAYS ON A SHEDULDE! Weißt du?! you get AAAUT quicka

I was about to tell about this, but you said it better. But yeah, we are taught the same here in Finland.

@Biden won, get over it Trump supporters I don't get it

@Biden won, get over it Trump supporters Ohh Im a trump supporter, oh I am angry, angry face

@Biden won, get over it Trump supporters make trolling great again :/

@Biden won, get over it Trump supporters yeah I loved when my president Biden voted against desegregation and couldnt even raise his son hunter properly.

@Biden won, get over it Trump supporters only good thing biden did was falling asleep in that meeting with israel's prime minister

Ah ha, Proof!

ok racist

I just drive around the parking lot till I find a parking spot that I can pull straight through. Easier than reversing into a spot with my car.

Ok racist

@@yo4156 yeah, and?

"If the only goal is to take out a target", well it isn't. Is reading that difficult? The entire point of the question is to **get away** with murder. That's the goal. Your solution is akin to saying: Hey guys, the only way to survive jumping off a cliff is to not care about surviving! Whatever happens, you'll have jumped off the cliff! You won! Genius huh?

Prove it

Or be a cop

@@Yankyal1 ywnbaw

"I've got to get away and never get caught for this" vs "My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"

Yeah compared to the m1 Garand the bullet is like a nerf dart lol. It’s just a really fast nerf dart

It is a 22 caliber bullet with a hell of a lot more powder, so it be moving 5.56 may not be the biggest bullet, but getting shot tends to make you stop shooting even if you live... The goal is to not get shot, not kill everybody. When bob and 3 of his friends are dealing with a gunshot wound, you aren't getting shot.

The problem though is it can be stopped by a particularly thick wall. There's a reason the new XM5 is using big bullets again.

@@plmokm33 Oh yeah, there's pros and cons. My point was that if the "defining feature" of the AR-15 is the "speed and power of the bullet," then while the speed is higher the power is lower. And as a bonus, if an ar-15 is bruising your shoulder from the recoil, that recoil is lighter than many if not most other rifles.

@@appliedatoms7066 Yeah, I fired an M-16 when I was ten years old, and I was surprised that it didn't have much of a kick at all. Perfect weapon for kids!

Top 10 anime betrayals

COME ON MAN AT LEAST SAY SPOILERS

"IH Sponsormaster sends his regards"

Would Raycon Man make an appearance?! Did Shadow woMan survived that Plane Crash?!

@@lilpyrate8257 why are you in comments! FINISH THE VIDEO FIRST THEN COME TO TALK. DONT PAUSE THE MASTERPIECE

Am from Toronto, can confirm

@FstSergeant8595 people aren't there willingly lmao. They are born there and now are stuck there. Edit: same with Calgary and Vancouver.

@@tlebert57 pray for me i am in Toronto

at least it isnt quebec!

yo wtf i just moved there

Shoot a bow. It's quiet, does target shooting, and it doesn't make you look like a chad.

In the words of some guy I forget on KZfaq, "silencers turn range day into like, golf." Aka, quiet enough depending on what you're shooting you don't need earplugs so you can like, talk.

Admittedly, the gunshot sound with a suppressor does sound cool.

How are bows not chad shit? You need actual skill and strength to pull it back and keep it there.@@elijahmonroe1367

Yeah a really bizarre US thing to regulate suppressors. Here in the UK and most of Europe it's legally nothing more than a metal pipe. In the UK most rifles come with the suppressor already twisted on - it's considered basic manners to use one to reduce noise for neighbours, communities and others at the range.

Or a war hammer, like the ones with the pick on one side

@@robotic-race that's probably just a war pick with a hammer on one side. (Edit) which is most war picks

You gotta be strong and trained to use that. "Soldiers" in medieval wars were just ordinary farmers. That's why the scythe was there. Also other tools like that one for beating up grains (I think to peel them or something), pitchforks, that's the stuff people knew how to use best.

@@juliankohler5086 I doubt scythes were ever seriously used as weapons over most alternatives

@@redditgalaxy1457 That's the thing. They were because there were people who had been using that tool since they were big enough to wield it. And they had sports-like events involving showing off unordinary skills with all sorts of farm equipment.

Spiff! What're you doing here?

You truly are painfully unfunny

Yo, I'm here quick. Am I right in thinking PG Tips is basically coffee?

Also sponsored by oil

The Middle Eastern war(s) is nothing but a money laundering scheme by all governments involved. But you can just blame America if you want

Zues’ spear* you mean lol, actually it’s not a spear it’s a thunderbolt is zues’ weapon. He doesn’t have a physical weapon.

Poseidon: trident Hades: bident Zeus: spear / lighting bolt

I thought you were just making up words when you said bident, but then I realised I'm retarded.

Zeus doesn't have a weapon like that I'm pretty sure. Lightning bolt doesn't count.

@@minimalgrammar1276 brush up on your stuff, or just use google my man. Its never anywhere stated zues uses any weapon but his lightning

It was pleasantly surprising, and encouraging. I hope they get theirs back! 🤔😕

The guy in the black shirt talking too the the CNN reporter is a retired army general (Mark Hertling), he uses the phrase "full-semi automatic" with a straight face. Dude clearly rode a desk for his career.

​@@Agiantpansyhe clearly has an agenda and that's making it impossible for citizens to have guns. And unarmed citizens are unable to do anything when the gov decides to do dumb stuff. Unless he's are brain dead as that navy admiral or whoever that had someone hand him a m4 and put the scope on backwards to make him look like a tool

I do it because the back up cameras are easier. I’m Vietnamese

@@humanperson9443 I never had a backup camera on my personal car . Sad.

IH can make the driest statements hilarious.

That's an excellent pun that went over my head until reading your comment.

oh I didn't got the joke when he said it.

Funny meme

dude i cackled loudly when that bit came. such a good pun

If any of the meat survives can you keep it? Id feel less guilty about doing something like this if I at least got a steak or two out of it.

@@jcoster8291 No idea! Never done it myself. Although for 200$, u should be allowed to take a few tenderloins home (Btw the price could be lower if you bargain. I heard 150$ is possible?) But imagine the logistics of having to walk around searching for the remnants of the carcass though. Would make a hell of an adventure story to include in ur next youtube video though! It'd b like a Logan Paul level of f-up-ness!

As a Cambodian, i can vouch for this

@@Nubmahc Hmmm, so the question becomes are they using explosive frag grenades on them, or shaped charge anti-armor ones, or something else. Some of the stuff you can shoot with an RPG-7 wouldn't make the cow a part of the scenery. =)

Yeah this old memory of an old coworker of mine came up when they starting talking about it. He was on one of those shooting ranges and was offered to use the rocket launcher, but denied cause it was too expensive. He used a couple of rifles and finished by shooting a goat with a machine gun. Insane

"Yeah, sure, I get to be king, but THIS one makes me fricking unbeatable and the scabbard gives me a super healing factor. Why would I not switch them out?"

I would most definitely be a watcher, how could you not be? I wanna see things blow up goddammit!

@@Ten_Thousand_Locusts if you watch it blow the skin on your head goes with it (at least I think) I plan to enlist, but I *had* (past tense) a friend who went through BCT and told me all the stories. He turned out to be a pedo so blame him if I got anything wrong.

@@Seamstress_ worth.

Thought that 'W' stood for "War Winner". Huh.

Lmao, just the tackle, it would look hilarious

What?! Where?

@@ckdur 14:00

And Simon "Fisher" as well!

Damn what doesn't this video have. It is a master stroke. Cambodian cow-rocket launcher interplay and discerning whether or not a firearm is silenced. It's all covered here boys.

Also lindybeige! :D

Does Caliburn do anything cool?

@@PALACIO254 it talks to a blue hedgehog

You seem awfully sure about a set of fragmented tales collected over a long af time. Which version are you working from?

@@korstmahler Fate.

@@korstmahler He's the Infinity Knight, so his dad must've told him

LPL is a gold mine of clips that desperately needs to be cracked open.

@@EmperorSigismund the April fools day videos are the diamonds of his channel

The LPL reference made me want to comment but you've stolen it ;-;

im glad we are all people of culture here

@@theguythatknows I wanted to comment about how the LPL reference was already made but you mentioned that it’s already made.

The IH does it himself. But you'd know that if you'd watched all of his videos. Why? Why haven't you [yet]?

@@L.C.Sweeney If you had watch the episode about Food, where they were talking about the drink MOTHER, you can physically see the editor edits himself into the video complaining that he ain't editing more about Mother. So I reckon is that the editor he hires works on the Incognito episode and helps out on main channel stuff whilst IH does most of the work on main channel.

@@evolifesword5972 yeah true. I just rewatched it and the IH mentions the editor around 4:05. I have seen the IH doing the editing live though so yeah it's probably shared or maybe the IH used to do it all and now he just comes up with ideas or summat.

@@L.C.Sweeney in his Costa Concordia video he talks about him having other editors

I particularly enjoy the editors recurring and highly subtle Digs at Canada.

11b here, i've also heard the saying go like "The army is the most homophobic homoerotic place on earth."

@@F0X_H0UND dude, the times I had my squad leader knock on my door totally nude just wearing a pro-mask swinging his dick and I was like "Eh-its Wednesday" were uncountable.

@@cdc194 Haha hell yeah bro. We used to mess with our medic a lot. At the most random times we'd whip out our dick and ask him "does this look infected to you?" and then we'd call him gay for glancing at it for 0.1 seconds.

@@F0X_H0UND Plus the time I got out of the hospital for breaking my leg and was on morphine for a week. As soon as I was discharged I got piss tested and I was like "I'm going to fail" but got meat gazed anyway... and still passed.

@barnoftheyard Wot

Yeah the more you learn about the Spartans the more you start to realize “oh crap these guys weren’t just about killing people all the time.” Like… they were the first group of people to give women equal rights. If you were a woman in Sparta you basically had it made!

It's not a good idea in the context of a battle. Fighting a battle is almost never about just killing the enemy, but about completing an objective. While obviously not good if a squad suffers high casualties, the most important part is that objective (move to this spot, recover this Intel, capture this location, destroy X thing) is completed. Forming bonds with your fellow infantry is important, but the mission always comes first. So if your brother/lover gets shot in an area that would be extremely difficult to get him out of, tossing caution to the wind to recover him would just mean another guy shot. Think the sniper scene from Full Metal Jacket, and they weren't even buttfucking and spreading STIs while on rest. Hell, any conjugation in the military isn't a great idea because fun times with the hookers are great until half of your battalion has the clap and has to go on medical leave. The gay warrior thing is a romantic concept (no pun intended), but very flawed in execution. Not saying gay guys shouldn't be in the military, but there's a reason why they stay battle buddies.

@@jamescarrino3696 I get what you’re saying, but we can’t compare ancient battle tactics to modern battle tactics. Large armies were much more scattered and didn’t have a single, state-sanctioned, unified “goal” or mission like contemporary armies do. For example, the Sacking of Rome in 1527. Multiple soldiers from a variety of cities fought under the Duke of Bourbon for vastly different reasons. The German _Landsknecht_ were simply hired mercenaries. Soldiers from Genoa and Milan fought to prevent further sanctions on trade established by the Vatican. Spanish _Tercios_ were there under the order of Charles V. Followers of Martin Luther fought to dethrone Pope Clement VII. The vast majority, including the _Landsknecht_ and the _Tercios,_ simply wanted to pillage some gold. All of these groups wanted different things out of the Sacking, and when Bourbon died before he even scaled the wall, they continued on to complete their own personal “missions”. I’m sorry if this is a little scattered. I have COVID right now so my brain is very foggy. I hope what I said makes sense tho.

Or the literal gay army, the Sacred Band of Thebes, which was entirely made of Gay men and their lovers

the persians had an elite gay division

Boom

But what if i want it to accidentally go boom

"Mr Pineapple gave me a ring!"

I guess that's the point

They should connect the grenade to your heart beat and if your heart don't beat for some time it explodes the downside is that you can still be alive if you don't have a beating heart for a certain period of time

It's...a gun!

By god...

yeah it's supposed to kill

@@limbo3545 >The SPEED and POWERRrRr of the bullet It's just too good, so much research has gone into making bullets that don't just zip right through their target because that just means they're interacting less with the target and not doing MAXIMUM DAMAGE. You can just FEEL the fear of people having AP rifle rounds radiate off of the FBI or whatever glowie coven pays for this junk.

Full, Semi-automatic

The Sacred Band of Thebes

Everything that is broken, can be fixed if the country is willing to pay for it.

I'm always watchin, hiding in the shadows and keepin tabs

I guess you could say you're in@@IHincognitoMode

I suspect between 1 and 100 million give or take 1

@@super_steven booo, take my like

weapon based

I'd kinda wager that most weapons are designed to inflict "enough damage", with nuclear bombs perhaps being the exception.

The best part is ARs chambered in 5.56 are designed to injure a man without killing him. It takes two out of the battle with one bullet

What about tranquilizer guns?

MAXIMUM SLEEP DAMAGE

@@azurbadger787 Well... Not exactly, but they are definitely designed to be around half the muzzle energy of older "full power" rifle cartridges. You didn't need all that power to incapacitate/kill the opponent, and it meant the gun could be lighter, it would have less recoil, and the ammo would be lighter so you could carry more of it. Same reasons why Soviets went from 7.62x54mmR to first 7.62x39mm and then the faster 5.45x39mm, it was enough for the distances where most fighting happened, and was significantly easier to control and lug around.

Thanks for the lyrics

Not 100% accurate but still cool

​@@edgarvega5859I tried my best 😅

I mean, honestly? Mood.

@@shayden998 same

Tor Pedoes

...I just got that.

Interesting. That makes a lot of sense

Yeah I played MediEvil once as well

I’m gettin pretty turgid reading this comment, no lie 😶

The spikes are better described as studs, bite into the armour better than a smooth ball would so rather than glancing off, more force is imparted into the armour.

Sharpens morning star and use it to bash fish, win win

This is so true, X-"This is my Lego Base it is protected by an energy shield." 0-"But, my missile goes straight through shields and carries a nuke." X-"This missile fires and destroys your nuke!" O-"You can't fire that missile because you are JAMMED!"

@@Eatmydbzballs well I have a robot that automatically un-jams all of my weapons!

@@Eatmydbzballs technically a missile would pass through energy shield which does not reflect kinetics. You can also only jam guided missiles which isnt needed for static targets (bases)

@@StrazdasLT *THATS WHAT I SAID!!!*

I was looking for this comment.

Among Us

Alexander the Great destroyed them however the Thebians were known to go to the gymnasium more than the army Alexander had

@@dabtican4953 well it was destroyed by Alexander's dad, Philip of Macedon. But yeah, was there anyone Macedon didn't annihilate?

@@Myname-cb9ru yo mum

amogus time

@@grundierungtaglich6241 He was speaking about their age, not from which decade rosie from the jetsons came from... edit: wtf

Well now i feel old

@@leophyte9663 amogus time

ever heard of reruns? (and things like food used to be much cheaper not so long ago, quality was higher, too)

aha but here's the thing. fact-checking would be even more work

@UCPe7cVdfiW-ZjcsoSKJIrwg it's well-known that all youtube video editors are firearms experts

I hope our editor is planning to do a reaction video where he spends an hour explaining how wrong they were about everything. I would like and subscribe. But I never ring the bell. That's how you get haunted recommendations on your home page.

They knew enough to know the difference between full and semi, and that's good enough for me

Yes, because I come to the Internet Historian alt channel for strict, technical excellence, NO MISTAKES.

i see what you did there

I get that reference

But we need it in our lives.

Dude the grenade day was the scariest part of Basic for me. I was so nervous about that little bomb that I didn't wait for the sergeant to tell me to throw it and I just hurled it as soon as that pin was out.

@@snaptrap5558 frankly pretty reasonable

Papa kalash

Can you do a video on the CNN video

The fucking AK man

Hey I know you!

I suprisr to be sure but a welcome one

Russia here 😬 Yyyyup.

.. .

Stay there, though.

@@deadliestvice5356 sounds like a threat

@@noone3708 It's a friendly warning.

Me too Berd, me too

Bord

idc

Berd is an eternal legend.

Helo dere mister Berd

Only cool dudes get to wear that. And hazmat suits.

And fencers that are pure chad no virgin

I learned an acronym that is relevant to my interests. Cheers!

@@Zothaqqua Welcome to our niche hobby that is regularly confused for both LARP and Olympic Fencing! I hope you can find a club near you!

That idiot couldn't even shoulder his rifle properly, and the weirdest thing is that he has a combat action ribbon.

Based army

Target practice.

which call of duty is this?

Came here to see the denial in the comments. Wasn't disappointed.

@@samaeltheundying Denial?

This is the lockpickinglawyer and today I’m going to be picking this simple leg attachment lock. As all of you probably already know, this lock is not a very secure one, and we basically already picked one back in episode 420. So without further ado here we go…

"Double-tap him to make sure it was not a fluke."

@@numbersandreality 14:00

came here for this

Do you use car for buying grocery and if you do where you place things you buy, my theory is that americans park like this because of way they do shopping

@@RedeemedPaladin We do (at least my family does), and usually we place things in the boot/trunk, or in the backseats. There’s usually just enough space in the rear of each parking space over here to put things in the boot without too much trouble.

Got taught this in my western european country aswell. You just have much better oversight when leaving the spot.

@@RedeemedPaladin We just place it on the hood and hope it doesn't fall off...... But seriously, Do americans reverse park so close to the wall or another car that there is no space left to open the fucking trunk?

@@therodyman700 it hard to squeeze shopping cart between cars, i notice that near supermarkets or hardware stores people parking like normal, near administrative buildings they do it in reverse

How are you still alive?

@@korhol2065 I ask myself that very same question every night before bed...

**eighthmaster

@@DistractedGlobeGuy he's halfmaster in our hearts

So this is where he got that ar-15 for his escape

@@Username-1939t9 And also all over the deck.

Steeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

Dont forget about the force fields and forcefield stopping bullets

you can't shoot me, i'm wearing a bulletproof vest made of DIAMONDS.

@@ratboythin8870 well, I have a gun that spits out bullets that can penetrate DIAMOND bulletproof vests!

@@sorcierenoire8651 well i have a forcefield that blocks bullets that can penetrate diamond bulletproof vests so THERE!

people trying to cancel out my attacks by adding new info into the scenario always pissed me tf off as a kid lmao.

100% agree

jjknnnhkj,nbvnmm

Stop kissing his ass already 💀

By this point he should be their head of marketing and have a seat at the Board of Directors.

@@Italy-rj2eb yes

So... IH is right that 3D 5-prong's the way to go.

It might not be since adding more prongs increases weight and surface area. Both of which might screw with you even more with the extra weight making the trident unbalanced and the increased surface area also increasing drag

@@tiyenin the surface of water tends to only refract along a single vertex so translating extra spear left and right wouldn't do anything.

''Tridents were originally used by fishermen to catch fish. The three prongs on the end made it easier to spear fish because of its heavier weight and larger area of impact.'' - el google. it's nothing to do with light. it's everything to do with fishing.

@@digital-underworld I mean, with four prongs evenly spaced around the central one, it’d be a good bit more horizontally balanced, if less vertically.

Black Mirror would like a word

Whats the history gonna do, ruin your life?

@@gracewsho They're too late, South Park did it first

This guy is actually named incognito mode.

so the kid from Assassination Nation

Even if the Spartans didn't, the feudal lords and samurai of Japan often had sexual relationships with one another. Oda Nobunaga certainly had one with his page, Mori Ranmaru.

@Bronski Turboski Thebes did that, Spartans only were “loyal” because their whole live was their unit

Interesting, makes sense. I wonder how much more efficient they were at fighting?

The Romans did not want soldiers to boink each other to preserve discipline but they still totally boinked. Officers would often try and get with soldiers they found attractive and some even tried to rape soldier but rape was a big nono if done to men or women unless its unto the people of a town or army you just conquered so there are recorded incidents of soldiers killing their officers after they tried to rape them and they didn't get punished and instead were congratulated. historians after the church toke over basically pretended and hide the fact same sexe boinking was a common thing because they banned all form of sex unless it's for procreation. but the fact is they didn't need or have a word that directly translate to the word gay, they had no concept of homosexuality. They were just porking each other cuz it felt good and having romantic relationship with men or women was the same All in all, the people of ancient times were more "based" sexually then "LGBT" people today with all their need for categorizations and shit. Heck, rape was illegal what ever your social class and sexes were. The consensus at the time is that someone who has been raped does not need to feel ashamed of themself that you were a guy, a women or even a prostitute of any gender and the romans were kinda sexists by judging a relationship by who was the penetrator and they still didn't treat a raped man like a slut or a failure. The roman were wierd about the penetrator thing. if you were trying to be a senator and liked it up the ass, you were a weak man because you "liked to be dominated" and people totally made fun of you but the thing is that probably all guys tried it up the ass in secrete and would hide it. Like it was acceptable to like it up the ass only if you were of a lesser social rank then the dude penetrating you unless you were a woman so literally for the roman, anal was a class thing and if karl marx was borne a roman, das kapital would be totally a different book about it being alright to take it up the ass.

that was the sacred band and other units. not the spartans

The PREDATOR missiles and the torPEDOS, a Minor abuse of power

Wait. Geniune question, would that work?

@@williambutcher7429 hmmmm why do u want to know?🧐🧐

@@williambutcher7429 Well, sort of. Onion over VPN and a virtual machine would do pretty well.

It would only work for his internet search history, and he would have to be on private mode on another computer and start using the browser with the VPN already active. A guy called kitboga explained some time ago that most of the time, VPNs are useless for the usage of most people.

@@GuitarHeroKing500000 Wow, it's almost as if we looked at the same fucking joke!

My favorite part was when IH stole the sun from the Brazilian government

“Pump Aciton” at 7:37

​@@samharradence5689 nah id say that's an apt description of a pump action firearm.

@@Blazberry_Yaint the typo

I want a "full semi-auto" special

Technically we already have an editors cut showing everything they got right... (nothing :D)

you just have to say it ominously or else it doesnt count

Nerf guns aren't guns.

next episode is gonna be so great, can't wait to find out how nordman survives having his head shredded to nothing

@@nicholaslogan6840 pretty sure he was using a VPN so he'll be fine.

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liar

Hi twitch

forensic files

streamer man a

coom man

It also doesn't make the mechanical noises of the firearm itself silent and as anyone who's used one knows slides and bolts are loud as shit

@@jyrone3943 and duct tape, just duct tape ejection port "it just works" - Todd Howard

Oh yea, I read it wrong.

yeah and you gotta get the firearm fine tuned by a professional gunsmith to make sure that no gas escapes from the reciever and on top of that use puling gel in the supressor. If you don't fire it in an enclosed space it could be almost completely quiet excluding the cycling mechanism.

@@jyrone3943 wd40 does little to oil or lubricate your firearms, more the opposite, however it is very good at getting rid of any water (take it apart first) as the wd40 will simply evaporate

Tor pædos

What does the extra e after the o do?

@@deadliestvice5356 torpædœs

There's a company in Texas where you can pay to drive tanks around.

@@smittywjmj yes but do you gain a friend?

These small private museums are the best. They're usually run by a kindly old feller who knows everything about every part of his collection.

@@Zorro9129 Indeed. This one in particular had a son who died serving in the military, so now that no-one would be able to inherit his money really, he decided to spend it buying like 100 military vehicles from nearly every point in time in the twentieth century from nearly any nation you can think of. Not to mention that he has a TON of historical guns from the revolutionary war up until now including the gun that fired the first shot at the battle of bunker hill and even General Pershing’s Kolibri and General Patton’s M1911!

That sounds amazing.