Hansen Vs. Predator: Chris Hansen confronts Jesse Velez, a 28-year-old male on the prowl for a 13-year-old boy - even sending him lewd nude pictures. If that isn’t shocking enough, what he asks for next will make you sick.
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@sarahperkins64216 жыл бұрын
If a "thirteen-year-old" man ever refers to his parents as mommy and daddy, either you're about to get murdered or Chris Hansen is around the corner.
@xblackcatx13126 жыл бұрын
Sarah Perkins It’s all just roll play.
@jerrylharbin6 жыл бұрын
Im a 23 year old married man and still call my mom and dad mommy and daddy lol
@thomasduncan40746 жыл бұрын
I agree. I don’t know too many thirteen year olds who refer to their parents as “mommy and daddy”.
@leafyboi64856 жыл бұрын
Sarah Perkins 😂😂😂😂
@FutureGirl20336 жыл бұрын
*role play
@pinkyblinders73525 жыл бұрын
Damn that 13 yr old decoy looks like he's got 2 jobs, a mortgage and an ex-wife who don't let him see the kids.
@lizzvrr5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@CiaobellaAmour5 жыл бұрын
Dame Lia Sorelle ikr💀😹 tf
@MrPedro20245 жыл бұрын
That's funny
@flatpngofafish5 жыл бұрын
K A R E N
@BillDerBerg5 жыл бұрын
Where do they find these actors... the local community college drama class?
@carlosperezencinia2670 Жыл бұрын
"Take a seat please" "Chris, I'm the decoy" "Oh right, my bad"
@ilovepeanutbutter4056 Жыл бұрын
Bro 💀💀💀😂😂😂
@loveofmangos001 Жыл бұрын
This literally took me out 😂
@melissalevatino5254 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@rhondaweaver1581 Жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO OMGGG 🤣
@paulchakola7372 Жыл бұрын
LOL 😂
@LayMar137 Жыл бұрын
“We posted a picture of a real thirteen year old boy.” And then used his dad as the decoy.
After Chris walked in, the decoy went out back to have a smoke, drink a beer, and call his kids.
@smokerbuddy42044 жыл бұрын
Yankee Doodle Hahahahhahahaha
@UNKNOWN-le2tu4 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahaha lmao thats some funny shit you said.
@Shonuffinman4 жыл бұрын
Best comment 🤣
@Ellie201454 жыл бұрын
Yankee Doodle Nice!
@neveragain24214 жыл бұрын
😂
@WhoTfIsMark7 жыл бұрын
Judge: Are you guilty? Jose: No. Judge: You murdered 3 people. Jose: ...I did that...? Ooooh I did not mean to do that.
@ZER0MACHER7 жыл бұрын
Joey B. that is...that's my least favorite thing to do...
@duphree177 жыл бұрын
ZER0MACHER Cooaaaaaarl, that kills people!
@bilbodabbins40967 жыл бұрын
Joey B. TBH
@antonyguerrero7667 жыл бұрын
Joey B. lmfao
@Pengd7 жыл бұрын
"You see I was trying to cut a piece of bread, but I accidentally cut off their heads. But 'm not that type of guy!"
@Harry-jz1dn Жыл бұрын
"I'm 27". - "Not true... He actually just turned 28". ... Luckily for him, so did the decoy.
@danalyze3 ай бұрын
you can add a zero after the 8
@lynda742 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@winser21 Жыл бұрын
"Do happen to have any ID on you?" "ID? No, but I have a W2 from 2006."
@LeeLeeCRN Жыл бұрын
😂😂this was the most unbelievable decoy ever!! My son is 13 n looks like a little boy.i get everyone ages different but cmon this guy clearly looked early 20s easily lol
@adanzium Жыл бұрын
@@LeeLeeCRN Early lol
@Leen-zh6xg2 ай бұрын
Bruuuuh 😂😂
@No_jews_allowedАй бұрын
@@LeeLeeCRNhi beautiful
@Cheeseman513Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kimjongroid79454 жыл бұрын
Chris Hansen might as well have played the 13 year old decoy.
@wamblimakesroom21944 жыл бұрын
Kim Jong Roid 😂😂
@FosterF.4 жыл бұрын
smh can't even get a twink
@perkinss97064 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@micahgreene45734 жыл бұрын
They should have put a ball cap on Dell and threw her out there.
@jerrywitaj4 жыл бұрын
What the hell do you care??? They caught the asshole didn’t they?? And you’re worried about the decoy looking too old.
@maddy04284 жыл бұрын
If that decoy passes off as a 13 year old boy then essentially I can pass off as a fetus.
@gmastergodofwar4 жыл бұрын
Just pass me off as the prime minister at this point 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
@Erick0804 жыл бұрын
😂
@robsees28244 жыл бұрын
Its 2020 you can choose to be a baby again according to some in society
@drlove80494 жыл бұрын
Maddy :0 🤣🤣
@frostyboi40784 жыл бұрын
Hahaha right??
@Partridgem Жыл бұрын
I love when predators act like they grew a moral compass after chatting with Chris Hansen, because they _think_ they're just gonna go home.
@MarkAHouston Жыл бұрын
True Zippy
@dylandenton7576 Жыл бұрын
The first few episodes of TCAP they did just leave though, there wasn't police at all.
@Trip_Fontaine Жыл бұрын
Yup, they don't even have to show up at the house to be in trouble either. Simply asking to meet a minor for sex is already a crime in most jurisdictions. I've heard they even arrest the guys that don't show up, though they may be a bit harder to convict.
@thegreatbourne788911 ай бұрын
The cleanest. 😂
@beakedmonk3981 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe the predator's excuses were more believable than the decoy's acting...
@TheMythicalAce7 жыл бұрын
That awkward moment when the predator is a better actor than the decoy.
@OuassRR287 жыл бұрын
Everett Tech this is gold
@sanjayseebaran22017 жыл бұрын
Jock Rock ikr
@adriannaaustin91277 жыл бұрын
Everett Tech TRUE HAHA
@buddahlovaz72067 жыл бұрын
Everett Tech I would like your comment, but I want to keep it at 666..
@TheMythicalAce7 жыл бұрын
Neko Luna Understandable.
@Desandnategirl1234 жыл бұрын
“just meeee my mommy and my daddy” -said no 13 year old ever
@bornin87744 жыл бұрын
Loool 😂
@brandonnjohnn62634 жыл бұрын
Allie :) ur hot
@Desandnategirl1234 жыл бұрын
ChingLing With A big DingaLing thanks bud
@brandonnjohnn62634 жыл бұрын
Allie :) np
@voidnugget84554 жыл бұрын
ChingLing With A big DingaLing wtf?😂😂😂😂
@_deeds_7 ай бұрын
That bloated predator really thought he was going home after all that. "Thanks for this experience, it was nice meeting you, sir! I sure learned my lesson! 😁"
@TheJohnCovert Жыл бұрын
“We’ve hired a fossilized Neanderthal to play the decoy.”
@LucasKingPiano5 жыл бұрын
They might as well have* got Mike Tyson to play the 13 year old boy.
@tremaynecade555 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@dachosenones18395 жыл бұрын
13 year old have 5 o’clock shadow
@matchesarefun5 жыл бұрын
My dude, I love your music, a lot of it helped me through life a couple years ago.
@Chill_nelly5 жыл бұрын
Low key Jesse was a better actor than the 13 year old
@DD_MENEN5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@MrMasterskywalker5 жыл бұрын
“The decoy moves into distraction mode” “Bet you wanna look at this” *points to table. Damn. This guy’s good.
@xThunderxWolfx5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne
@MrsLWilliams5 жыл бұрын
Lmao!!!!
@Middlenamejane5 жыл бұрын
lmao
@rogerthat3095 жыл бұрын
Ya, his dad made it. Ha!
@eLprincipitoDeSonsonate5 жыл бұрын
Nasty Nate holy shit, best comment, I’m laughing my ass off!!
@mindfortress10511 ай бұрын
Omg he says he's 27 but is actually 28, how horrible
@MustacheCashStash1252 ай бұрын
What a total liar! He’s pure evil!!!
@12978fghdiu23gewsduf Жыл бұрын
"Who lives here?" "Me, my kiddies, and my grand-kiddies"
@MindyourBusiness-xu5hj5 жыл бұрын
To lure in the predator we hired an 18 year old actor that could easily pass for 35.
@MrsLWilliams5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃
@katiem80255 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Quaronna5 жыл бұрын
💀
@kjwsmother26475 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 right
@KettiexD5 жыл бұрын
lmaoo this grown ass man
@Oooooh-Betty5 жыл бұрын
Should of arrested the decoy too for that mommy and daddy line 🤦🏻♂️
@bigfetaslap72044 жыл бұрын
LMAO, THE REPLY TO THIS COMMENT IS FUCKING GOLD.
@vampires4life2424 жыл бұрын
Michelino Guarda I'm Chris Hansen take a seat
@ace-x6m4 жыл бұрын
@@ShinkuGouki now you're trying to get fame from this comment too huh
@ShinkuGouki4 жыл бұрын
@@ace-x6m Fame?? Wth lol That's what matters to you huh. He said "fame" 🤣
@the_ZAMURAI4 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooooooooo
@bobbylindsay1628 Жыл бұрын
How proud must the decoys grandchildren be about him keeping them safe 😊
@trey660 Жыл бұрын
13 year old? He’s not a day over 37
@destinationlimbo3782 ай бұрын
A real 13 year old wouldn’t be a day over 37 either
@NickFrancoeur-gv4sfАй бұрын
He looks 17
@insanecow243 жыл бұрын
“Our decoy is a 32 year old construction worker playing a 19 year old failing acting student who is playing a 13 year old boy”
@BobtheJill3 жыл бұрын
Hes a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude!
@HomieDoMore3 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in tropic thunder*
@bradsmith65123 жыл бұрын
robert jones 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@xZippy3 жыл бұрын
*who is playing a 13-year-old boy playing a 6-year-old boy with a head injury.
@insanecow243 жыл бұрын
@Matt Owens ah yes very true. You have wisdom beyond your years.
@3rdAgeSoap6 жыл бұрын
Chris: "How old are you?" Predator: "27." *dramatic music swells in* Chris: "Not true. At the time of our conversation Valez had just turned... 28." pfft I can't get enough of this show.
@SuperPeterok6 жыл бұрын
xVaile I hate how Crime Watch Daily doesn't focus more on these Predators. It's mostly murders and stuff. I want more of this.
@mase22856 жыл бұрын
"Nooooot true. He's actually 27 and 1/2"
@katiekatie62896 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking "well okay, maybe he just forgot he had a birthday last Tuesday for a second there."
@luissalgado6656 жыл бұрын
xVaile dude I read this comment at the same time Chris was saying it, 😂😂😂😂
@Tigerman11386 жыл бұрын
I like when it like “30.” “Wanna try again?” “59.”
@Jabholt013 Жыл бұрын
The "mommy and daddy" line makes me laugh every time
@Ghost_of_Michael_Collins Жыл бұрын
“We’ve enlisted legendary veteran actor Michael Caine to play the role of the decoy.”
@BatJeff4 жыл бұрын
Dude looks 25, says he's 13, and acts 5.
@nanaf88874 жыл бұрын
Predator looks 40+
@Angelofloveandhappiness4 жыл бұрын
Myyy mommmyy and daddyyyy
@jonchaney4 жыл бұрын
I want to blank the decoys blank. Lol
@deadspacegrave22194 жыл бұрын
True
@conserveamerica53743 жыл бұрын
1,000%!! hahaha
@mrgiggles22797 жыл бұрын
There's no way that decoy passes for 13.
@bettykuykendall20837 жыл бұрын
mr giggles Their decoy has to be at least 18. One of my grandsons turned 13 this last September. He is like 5'8" tall and growing fast and he already has a deep voice. Sooo....hard to tell.
@abrahamkhalil40817 жыл бұрын
mr giggles Jeff Stacy sent me here
@raindogs4517 жыл бұрын
penises have notoriously poor eyesight.....
@chriskellison34687 жыл бұрын
mr giggles right, he looks like he has a 4 o'clock shadow, the pedos have arrested development mentally and are obviously ignorant to start for thinking they are going to get some young stuff.
@Kevin-pq7vf7 жыл бұрын
mr giggles puberty hit em hard I gusse
@jasonstatham4834 Жыл бұрын
“Thankyou for this experience”😂 like this dude thinks he’s going to be okay 🤣
@standcontractdelta812011 ай бұрын
I am glad they blurred out the Jurassic Park logo on his shirt. It would be a shame to ruin that movie for people if they knew predators appreciate it too.
@M_W_L_F11 ай бұрын
Yes. The T-Rexes are a different type of Predator to this guy 🤣
@standcontractdelta81208 ай бұрын
Hahaha
@rockersevenАй бұрын
**Mike's Hard Lemonade has entered the chat**
@g0ne_fishing4 жыл бұрын
*“Just meee, my mommy, my daddy, and my 3 kids.”*
@trappnest44904 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@marcl40074 жыл бұрын
Wife and dogs too😂
@miguelvilla17724 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@lukaihweiiii4 жыл бұрын
and my diploma
@therealityofitall48194 жыл бұрын
LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@djvk117 жыл бұрын
They would have been better off having Chris Hansen playing the decoy
@beech-nut43217 жыл бұрын
I like the Boondacks version of this,Botty Warrior really looking for Hanson.
@theevilshed72997 жыл бұрын
yeh he could say he has Werner syndrome like robin williams in jack.
@AnimalAlmighty7 жыл бұрын
the evil shed LMAOOOOOOO
@southerncali887 жыл бұрын
djvk11 😂
@bballlifewade337 жыл бұрын
djvk11 😂😂😂😂
@RoachDoggJr263 ай бұрын
“Do you live by yourself?” “No I live with my 3 dogs…” “…So you live by yourself.”
@JoeAriminvm Жыл бұрын
"Hey, mommy, daddy? Can I go and live with this guy I'm chatting up online?" "....yeah sure why not"
@highlightreel81343 жыл бұрын
This has to be the first time in history someone asked a person for their ID to confirm they’re UNDER age.
@SeeSetJaeMiirTv3 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂💀💀
@aft52643 жыл бұрын
I love how he expects a 13 year old to have an ID
@highlightreel81343 жыл бұрын
@@aft5264 Yeah too bad his mommy had it in her purse.
@yukadiangelo3 жыл бұрын
he's probably making sure the boy wasnt an (informant???) or smth
@highlightreel81343 жыл бұрын
@@yukadiangelo No it’s because the decoy looks like he just retired from the army and he wants to make sure if he’s actually 13 or not.
@SuperVarunan6 жыл бұрын
In what world does that guy resemble a 13 year old boy.
@goldeneckconfetti6 жыл бұрын
i guess some children can look older then their age, for example im nearly 20 but everyone thinks im 14 or 15 can work either way i guess.
@QueenMoontime6 жыл бұрын
No they really don't, that's shit paedos say lmao
@kelcitucker42786 жыл бұрын
honestly u should see some 13 years old nowadays
@kerm28356 жыл бұрын
Varunan Alberto 13 is when boys and girls at my old middle school are allowed to join more sports. He looks like he plays sports. But that's just a theory
@TheDyingScotsman6 жыл бұрын
Nah, he's clearly a LOT older than 15.
@KSGomez88 Жыл бұрын
Him saying "conversate" is the crime here
@delvonmayo1427 Жыл бұрын
I hate when people say that
@evanstein30112 ай бұрын
It's like people don't realize the verb form of "conversation" is "converse" and add a syllable. Sounds so stupid.
@thefitmacgyver94477 ай бұрын
He holding his hand up like there’s not 10 other cameras on him lol 😂
@cbk41375 жыл бұрын
Morgan freeman could have played a more convincing 13yr old
@stephaniemccullum67995 жыл бұрын
Right-handed Southpaw Morgan could have played a white girl better than the decoy as 13 yr old boy...
@AZBound35 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@jerseyirish5 жыл бұрын
Black don't crack
@alistasia5 жыл бұрын
Right-handed Southpaw 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Veteran08315 жыл бұрын
Need Denzel to pull this off.
@evildeadboy33854 жыл бұрын
“I don’t have an ID on me, I’m only 13” *checks his wallet* finds military ID, ID passport, drivers license, planet fitness membership, condoms, picture of side chick, picture of wife & kids
@dianpan81324 жыл бұрын
AARP card...
@tinygrass68674 жыл бұрын
Girlfriend and Wife!? Whoa 😳
@Jewel_Screaming_Chango83874 жыл бұрын
That’s an old school wallet there 😎🍺
@mpforeverunlimited3 жыл бұрын
Dont forget his grandkids
@floatingchimney3 жыл бұрын
@Evil Dead Boy, No military man would ever go to Planet Fitness. That would be a dead giveaway that his ID is fake.
@rabeccainouye980 Жыл бұрын
He’s doing a great job hiding his face, I wouldn’t even know he was there if I hadn’t already seen him
@ohitsjustzach Жыл бұрын
My favorite part is always how Chris acts like they’re free to go and they also think that they’re not about to get rested. Golden 💀
When Chris Hansen said ''He's 28 years old, engaged, and a general manager at a sandwich chain'', I tought he was describing the decoy
@luissolis37423 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@mrphauker2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Drummer_Jeff832 жыл бұрын
Lmfao that's some funny shit right there
@leftnut10552 жыл бұрын
Honestly same🤣
@gustavthegreat28112 жыл бұрын
Notttt true, the decoy is actually TWENTY NINE
@RowDy2Times9 ай бұрын
The table is cute though, built good
@youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood Жыл бұрын
Imagine if the predator knew the whole time that it was a set up, but he genuinely just wanted to get with the decoy . . . after reading about his service record in Vietnam that is.
@iMsOiNsO7 жыл бұрын
He asked for an ID cuz that dude looked old as hell
@raycheldiaz31767 жыл бұрын
Vice Versa hahaha i know right im 22 that nigga look older than me. maybe i should act in these thing bet you make lots of money
@amarmunaev69847 жыл бұрын
Vice Versa hahahahahaaha
@missmiss29337 жыл бұрын
He looks older than the predator lolllll
@djdj40037 жыл бұрын
He pulled out a damn AARP card for ID!
@bc18737 жыл бұрын
but are we not gonna ask what 13 year old even HAS an id. anything but "uh is my roblox username ok" was the wrong answer
@Victoria-qb6cc4 жыл бұрын
“He’s here to meet a 13 year old boy” *Proceeds to show a full grown man*
@JameyMcQueen4 жыл бұрын
@Buffy Summers 19 = full grown man There's literally no difference.
@MrAxelStone4 жыл бұрын
who just got back from a 2 hour work out lol.
@598bryce4 жыл бұрын
@Buffy Summers I'd say 17 is teenager.
@JameyMcQueen4 жыл бұрын
@Buffy Summers Technically a teenager. Legally an adult.
@user-ww7vt8se1m4 жыл бұрын
Bbufkinator lmao 19 is literally nineTEEN😂 still a teenager
@Dellaluna1310 ай бұрын
“…our decoy is really an AARP member with excellent credit.”
@vopogon32484 жыл бұрын
“Im 5’9”. Chris Hansen: noooot true, at the time of this recording he was actually 5’9 1/2
@GoodPersonTestWebsite4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@CC__004 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@deadspacegrave22193 жыл бұрын
Because hes a 'blank predator'
@inquisitiveOne1113 жыл бұрын
Haha Right?!
@mr.mister10453 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@godly046 жыл бұрын
19 y/o drama student. "meee... my mommy.. and my daddy!" LMFAO real convincing there, bud.
@castleclasher63176 жыл бұрын
right....Extreme cringe alert...I'm 19 but even if I acted like fk Chriss Pratt, physically seen no one would believe I'm 13... They really need to step up their game beccause you could clearly tell the suspect was suspecting something wasn't right....
@theoriginalbnude6 жыл бұрын
godly04 maybe he should reconsider being an actor
@AmazinqCutie6 жыл бұрын
He should go back to acting 101 😂
@TomSNC6 жыл бұрын
godly04 LMAO
@TomSNC6 жыл бұрын
Castle Clasher I always have to skip till Hansen appears because this was just the worst lmao. I know hes trying but gosh darnit that was rough
@Lexi2019AURORA3 ай бұрын
Shame on you guys for arresting an innocent man for meeting a man his own age!
@AMZG Жыл бұрын
Chris: "Do you live alone?" Pedo: "No, I live with my 3 dogs" Chris: "Notttt True.... at the time of filming, he only had two dogs." Got 'em.
@johntroy69697 жыл бұрын
The girl decoy has a good shot in acting, the guy decoy needs to look for a new career and fast, "just me my mommy and my daddy." lmao
@andygutierrez13607 жыл бұрын
John Troy he wasn't talking about ur comment being a lie he ment as the actor couldn't make it seem real that it's easy to see the lie that his acting is indeed terrible
@glennquagmire19667 жыл бұрын
John Troy Lmao calm the fuck down. It wasn't directed at you.
@bigchungus19247 жыл бұрын
John Troy I'm in fucking tearsssssss
@jimrucker38967 жыл бұрын
John Troy i agree lol.
@johntroy69697 жыл бұрын
Oh yea? ok, lol
@meaningful23665 жыл бұрын
That 13 yr old looks like he could be the predator
@asaheldavalos80415 жыл бұрын
longdick69 he sure sounds like one.
@bobbysworldrox5 жыл бұрын
He's cute tho built good
@abdicolestudios88995 жыл бұрын
Robert Mason more like 35
@JohnDoe-vp2yn5 жыл бұрын
He is. He got caught in the same sting 3 weeks later.
@horseplop95 жыл бұрын
@Robert Mason My,Uncle At Tacos and Burritos Everyday for 59 Years straight. No issues.. But he did drink a Pint of Brandy a Day as well
@timeless8920 Жыл бұрын
Chris walks out: Who is the decoy?
@docschaeffer3890 Жыл бұрын
"Just me, my mommy and my daddy. Their skeletons, I mean. They've been dead for 30 years."
@_JEBUS4 жыл бұрын
The Decoy: "with my mommy and daddy" Cops: "chris get in there he blew it!"
@tiamat_0234 жыл бұрын
**YOU BLEW IT!!!!** lolol
@gmastergodofwar4 жыл бұрын
@@tiamat_023 Adam Sandler voice
@BLUDDYknucklez4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@stuportrooper31104 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@squangelnutz7624 жыл бұрын
jebusm86 Velez be like “when was this blew it nonsense”
@jimiace97974 жыл бұрын
“I’m 27.” DRAMATIC STOP not true... he actually turned 28 yesterday. It’s not that serious lol
@selfishgecko25504 жыл бұрын
I know I have been 18 for months and if I don't pay attention i sometimes think I'm 17 that was such a stupid comment from him
@jimiace97974 жыл бұрын
marcus steven exactly! Plus this predator isn’t the type of guy to get bogged up in ages
@ucheokeke47804 жыл бұрын
I think its deeper than that. I think when you're in a flight or fight mode as the predator is and you're lying to save your bacon suddenly you start lying about everything, even insignificant things like taking 1 year from your age in this situation.
@octopusph.d77374 жыл бұрын
yeah lol
@RG_044 жыл бұрын
Jimi Ace Yeah but it just shows that he’s lying
@killjoyclown6 ай бұрын
The decoy looks like he did three tours in Iraq and has a divorced wife and is on a second marriage 😂
@EtSlagFisse3 ай бұрын
You could see the relief on his face, when Chris entered the room and saved him from the decoy.
@howlongcanthisnamebehuhiwonder5 жыл бұрын
When the decoy is older than the predator...
@emmeleo21355 жыл бұрын
Random Netizen skskksks
@adventuresofhootandwootthe2875 жыл бұрын
Is ur profile pic Kunimitsu?
@howlongcanthisnamebehuhiwonder5 жыл бұрын
I actually have no idea, I just googled kitsune mask :p
@adventuresofhootandwootthe2875 жыл бұрын
@@howlongcanthisnamebehuhiwonder lol
@Danimal11775 жыл бұрын
And for being a theater student, he was a horrible actor.
@mstone93644 жыл бұрын
“Come and look at this table me and my Dad made together back in 1984”
@georgetakis10204 жыл бұрын
😭
@YoungBlaze4 жыл бұрын
༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
@randallporras60544 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@krissy73423 жыл бұрын
🤣😂😂
@brizzlefizzle3 жыл бұрын
W
@brianconnelly1238 Жыл бұрын
Chris Hansen's sarcastic/condescending tone as he speaks to these scumbags, I laugh every time
@EricaChavira-on4oz7 ай бұрын
Me too, he’s funny, even tho this isn’t a funny situation.
@kaleenawindham9346 Жыл бұрын
"Hey boo" Chris is hilarious
@rouge939 Жыл бұрын
Wrong video
@ghfksk5 жыл бұрын
"I'm 27" Velez is actually LYING, he just turned 28!!!1 Bruh are you kidding me
@104copyTHAT5 жыл бұрын
nedlohh lmao that shit was hard to watch. Like niggas know it takes at least a month before you start saying your real age after your bday hits.
@fanimegrrl135 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@gbalo2415 жыл бұрын
i said the same thing wtf one year difference but in this show they want to make them look as bad as they can and they should those damm sick melosters
@GLegend3605 жыл бұрын
LMAO that's what I said I'm like damn they had to get all dramatic for that?
@MrsLWilliams5 жыл бұрын
Right. Nothing to go crazy over, 1 ur difference. Close enough
@TimmyMcGowan6 жыл бұрын
Hansen: "how old are you?" Dude: "I'm 27" Hansen dramatic voice: "that's not true at this point he was 28" Idk why but that fucking killed me
@uhmokfuckyouandyourrespect25916 жыл бұрын
Tim McGowan This comment has 28 likes.
@kimmcusique6 жыл бұрын
I was dying laughing😂
@gia95516 жыл бұрын
I was expecting at least 35 or something 😂😂
@granmastern6 жыл бұрын
Uhm Ok Fuck You And Your Respect LIES. this comment actually has 282 likes
@SincereSPB6 жыл бұрын
gia 344 likes
@TheOusooner56 Жыл бұрын
If that kid is 13 years old, then I’m Taylor Swift
@thecat5284Ай бұрын
BOOMER SOONER
@TheOusooner56Ай бұрын
@@thecat5284 boomer sooner
@cmilliones7 жыл бұрын
"Me, my mommy and my daddy" dude who are u tryna convince?
@TARIALEXISS7 жыл бұрын
Arnold Drummond lool fr😹that nigga at least 30
@420simpson7 жыл бұрын
the thing is 13 year old boys don't say mommy and daddy. When I was 13 I was in 8th grade going on to high school in less than a year. Most boys stop saying mommy and daddy at probably 7 years old. No teenage kid is calling his mom by mommy ever....
@grace-gr1eq7 жыл бұрын
maybe he was acting mentally challenged or something lol
@Julie86Mac7 жыл бұрын
13 year olds don't call their parents "mommy and daddy" lol!!
@1234567890949737 жыл бұрын
well he was supposed to be gay though right? I believe a omg here he comes flashing floating around kinda gay guy except a classy idk if he is or not gay type of gay guy.
@timothyryan87532 жыл бұрын
Decoy: “Sorry I’m only 13” Chris: “NOT true. At the time of the confrontation he had just turned 38”
@chrishandsome42672 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@katdawg37672 жыл бұрын
Fucking underrated comment
@twilson26052 жыл бұрын
Fucking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cheresecolbert47432 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@ThinkerHaistTV2 жыл бұрын
34*
@elgabel41111 ай бұрын
the Decoy died in 2027 due to old age. May he rest in peace
@M_W_L_F11 ай бұрын
May this soldier rest in Peace (He fought in the Civil War).
@igotaplan1899 Жыл бұрын
"Can I Leave?" "You Can Try"
@OscarRamirez-vt4sm4 жыл бұрын
The decoy was about to say “goo goo gah gah” before Chris walked in.
@DaRealKattWillams4 жыл бұрын
Perfectly executed joke 👌
@josesolis82064 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@placebodomingo32774 жыл бұрын
Lmfaoooo
@BlissfullyBearFoot4 жыл бұрын
😂
@superlollzz14 жыл бұрын
Stolen joke, saw it on another vid
@ledfloyd90352 жыл бұрын
It warms my heart to see they allowed a Vietnam War veteran a chance to give back to his community by playing the decoy
@Rubyofthedead2 жыл бұрын
More like a Civil War veteran.
@allysleaks14222 жыл бұрын
@@Rubyofthedead GELP
@gundrillerman48102 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@tmccloudjr132 жыл бұрын
Im fucking weak!!!!!!!!!!! 💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ It’s way to late to read that and die laughing waking up my family!
@leahflower99242 жыл бұрын
He just said Netflix chill? Isn't that a Ben and Jerry's flavor 🍨
@jimmybuckets5863 Жыл бұрын
3:08 the predator gave the decoy the easiest lay-up of a question, all he had to say was “I don’t have an ID yet, I’m 13” but instead he says “I don’t have an ID *on me* , I’m only 13, my mom keeps that in her purse” as if it’s perfectly normal for a 13 y/o to have an ID, just not for them to hold onto it
@kabirdas27868 ай бұрын
School ID
@cristianvelasquez9667 Жыл бұрын
I'm 28 and that decoy look older than me 🤣🤣🤣
@dontommasino68826 жыл бұрын
The decoy does not have a future in acting, that's for sure.
@tompetty9276 жыл бұрын
Don Tommasino it's a lot different being an actor where you're not in danger and then when there's a sexual predator literally 4 feet away from you
@NoEffortAnimation6 жыл бұрын
I think he just doesn’t look like he’s 13 at all is the issue
@HousebreakerOfficial6 жыл бұрын
The predator does tho
@afgzee20116 жыл бұрын
He does actually bit when there's a pedo in front of you most younger people would be scared or tence. Plus as others point out he doesn't look like he just turned 13 that's why the guy got second thoughts
@JetFueled6 жыл бұрын
"My mommy my daddy" like umm who that says that 13😅
@ralphboyle7 жыл бұрын
-How old are you? -I'm 27 -WROOOOONG!!!!! AT THE TIME OF THE TAPING, HE JUST TURNED 28!!!! GOTTTEM!!!!!!
@baddicusbrunner97297 жыл бұрын
Ralph Boyle that's what I was sayin 😂
@lovelyxskinny7 жыл бұрын
Ralph Boyle bahahaha
@DirtyPoul7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that part was ridiculous. As if nobody makes that mistake of saying your old age just when you've turned another year.
@ysabellabrave7 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he would be friends with like, totally, all the way up to like a 30 yr old. You know. 2 yrs older than him.
@CherryPauper7 жыл бұрын
Ysabella Brave You have a nice voice.
@assymcgee721710 ай бұрын
I forgot which one was the decoy for a minute
@talibanking7 жыл бұрын
bet he's a manager at subway, rolls deep with Jared and the crew.
@haywoodslove7 жыл бұрын
+Puggo he is ...
@unknown-hs8pr7 жыл бұрын
Taliban King ha!
@mikeoil44997 жыл бұрын
Taliban King 😂 😂 😂
@rockerseven7 жыл бұрын
Ah good, I was looking to see if anyone made a Jared comment lol
@jeffgothro11477 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing King.
@tonysoprano89256 жыл бұрын
So they got a 25year old lookin dude pretending to be 12 and he turns around and says ‘mommy and daddy’ lmao
@anonimous6226 жыл бұрын
Faze IM DEAD
@nickyisqueenofhearts8206 жыл бұрын
His real age is 19
@mar2d2586 жыл бұрын
Faze that was so hard to watch lol
@soulinscribed78876 жыл бұрын
Hahaha he was trying to hard with that
@ghostwiththemost50976 жыл бұрын
Faze 19
@bennymouse37 ай бұрын
In what world is that man 13 😂😂
@MrWachmen7 жыл бұрын
Rumor has it that dude is still trying to talk his way out of it
@mariana49857 жыл бұрын
Elian Ramirez THIS MADE MY DAY'
@perfectlycreated41916 жыл бұрын
Elian Ramirez lmaoooooooo
@kungpaopizza21266 жыл бұрын
Elian Ramirez: Rumor has it -_Adelle_
@venusmoon95155 жыл бұрын
Elian Ramirez Hahahaa!!
@JoJo_7275 жыл бұрын
It’s been 2 years That’s long
@baddietammy Жыл бұрын
LOL @ the fact he put up his hand to cover his face and there’s multiple camera angles🤣
@silentmodetv5 ай бұрын
He said "conversate", lock him up!
@brianbadonde92516 жыл бұрын
"Major sandwich shop chain" My detective skills are telling me it's SubWay..
@brianbadonde92516 жыл бұрын
Danny M I'm honored :)
@Nomad_KoolAid6 жыл бұрын
Quiznos, Jersey Mike’s, Jimmy Johns.....
@brianbadonde92516 жыл бұрын
First Last Are any of their spokespeople convicted child sex offenders? I'll wait.
@patrickbateman44256 жыл бұрын
Rev Hitit an other Jared fogle?
@brianbadonde92516 жыл бұрын
SoS Lurza he looks like Jared's before picture so he must have been the apprentice
@scottierye5 жыл бұрын
It would’ve been equally convincing if Chris Hansen played the 13 year-old boy.
@brrblue42015 жыл бұрын
Ded😂😂😂
@Bachiok5 жыл бұрын
Scott Merkle this is the best comment yet 😂
@downfromthereeefters5 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha
@amp41055 жыл бұрын
Ahahahha
@i..i13045 жыл бұрын
😂
@ellie1597 Жыл бұрын
“Am I under arrest?” Well I mean considering your hands are handcuffed behind you’re back, I think yes
@MyNameIsJeff1159 ай бұрын
"We hired 16 time world champion John Cena to play the role of a 13 year old boy"
@jasonborne53596 жыл бұрын
"Meee my mommy and my daddy" He's supposed to be 13 not 7 lol
@alexjames43156 жыл бұрын
Jason Borne 😂😂😂
@9929kingfish6 жыл бұрын
Jason Borne fucker needs to go back to acting school.
@auroramothergoddess6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@TrashTVTreasures6 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@SuperSparrow456 жыл бұрын
Well, if he talks like he's 7 and looks like he's 24, that equates to about 15. Close enough!
@codyking43423 жыл бұрын
He lied about being 27 when actually he turned 28 three days ago. God damn evil at its finest. Im glad Chris mentioned that lie. It was very relevant
@therealforeignwolf3 жыл бұрын
i sleep happier at night now!!!
@pedroperez12313 жыл бұрын
At it's finest!
@DSMTheEditor3 жыл бұрын
Almost as funny as Chris asking John Dupee "You talk about SALADS?" like it was code words for something
@pedroperez12313 жыл бұрын
@@dismalrealms3587 Not true.. at the time of this filming he had just turned 27 years, 3days, 16hrs, 4mins and 33 seconds. Plenty of time for him to recall
@Bierhalter3 жыл бұрын
I think that should just show, that the predators use everything to make themselfes younger, even though it doesnt change nothing. Everyone says his age in every situation in that you get asked. Why didnt he said, that he was 28? He was 28 and of course he knew that, but he said that hes 27, even though that doesnt change nothing. Like the other predators, that are like 40 or something and say that they are 30, like that would change something.
@AikoSS Жыл бұрын
Blimp capable of speech: "This is very awkward and very embarrassing for me. =]" Jesse. You've been outed as a predator. That's not a "teehee giggle I'm so embarrassed!! XD" moment.
@RowDy2Times8 ай бұрын
We’ve hired Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to play as the decoy
@christopherthorkon39977 жыл бұрын
No way I would ever believe even for a second that the ""kid" is 13.
@christopherthorkon39977 жыл бұрын
dirt nasty Sure...I would always want to be thoughtful and careful about my interaction with minors. We need to protect them. Hope you agree, "Dirt Nasty."
@dannylatinboy78727 жыл бұрын
Christopher Thorkon I can pass for a 16 year old lol that's what people assume my age is lol
@dannylatinboy78727 жыл бұрын
Christopher Thorkon I'm 19 btw
@averyp39977 жыл бұрын
"Just me, my mommy and my daddy." 😅
@moe200007 жыл бұрын
+Dewoh yeah no 13 year old says that lol
@morrisonrivas97847 жыл бұрын
If that guy is 13 then I am a sperm cell.
@asmrsoothe19367 жыл бұрын
Srg. Skrub Bruh I'm not even existing right now
@ivonunes39377 жыл бұрын
Srg. Skrub bruh if he's 9 I'm a molecule
@Cheryl-wx8ty7 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Waynethegunner7 жыл бұрын
Srg. Skrub omg I'm dead lol
@HELLO_KORO6 жыл бұрын
😭
@reptilitronousprime9213 Жыл бұрын
We hired professional wrestler turned actor, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson to play the decoy.
@krazykittykat759 Жыл бұрын
The predator looks younger than the decoy lol-
@a.p.63015 жыл бұрын
“I’m 27” Wrong! He is actually 27 years, 1 month, 2 weeks, 5 days, 15 hours, 8 minutes and 51 seconds old.
@dirtywash48905 жыл бұрын
Nice
@JulioLopez-xz5kx5 жыл бұрын
@Elissa OCD....
@thechemi50835 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mattisdumb15165 жыл бұрын
No no no 27 years 1 month 2 weeks 5 days 15 hours 8 minutes 51 seconds 72 milliseconds and 5 microseconds