he's a bit like norm but more accessible as a person.

Carrying on the rich tradition of non-threatening Canadians harassing Americans

Harland is a legend in comedy, even though he never got his proper due in Hollywood. Maybe he will after all.

He's been on a tear recently. I'm here for it. Harland highway is pure fun

He is the spirit of comedy come to punish Joe Rogan

Is that on KZfaq ?

I love Tom Green too. He's legit funny as hell and Joe treated him like shit on his last JRE appearance. I wonder if that's why Harland went full goblin on his JRE visit.

@@Wallyworld30 treated him like shit how?

I was watching that shit live on tom greens instagram live, saw him hop over the wall in Tom's backyard with a flashlight

​@Doriamo yes

one trick hippo.

@@finished6267 wow, hilarious!! Cause he's fat right? Thats so clever! How about "one trick whale"? Or "one trick FATTY!"? I gotta start following you, I bet you're the funniest 8 year old in kindergarten!!!

What was his one trick? Dude is the least funny thing I’ve ever heard

@@rabblerouser5559 Calling Tony gay?

Long time lover boy of Harland but he did it with ease because he's been using most of these same jokes for forever now. Little to none of it was off the cuff as the narrator implied.

Oh hell yeah. That’s a real fan

This is the most wholesome Comment

Me too. I didn't know about this. I'm new to this channel and I'm glad he's roasting Lucas

@@redwolfe7049for real! Lucas has made it so far on minimal talent. I remember when he’d get checked on that alldef roast channel with no name young comics.

he smelled cholesterol in the water.

exactly.. and the bro'gan crowd LOVES IT!

Almost like Kam. Oh wait, it’s just like Kam

Cussing isn’t funny, it’s the WAY you do it that’s funny, and having an actual point, somewhere in there with it. This David dude, is trash

And saying “yo ass” after every “joke”

Not funny at all & yet still 10× funnier than Kam

Those shoes were so blown out it was probably bugging Harland all night. I know he felt relief when he was finally able to mention them.

for me, it was the monster tattoo on his stomach

@@Wallyworld30 Unfortunately they come that way, and he probably spent about $1200 to look that stupid.

😂😂 I wonder how many people don't get the reference

Except Shane and Matt, Leave the dawgs alone.

The whole Hans Kim and Rick battle was crazy because they both were trash

​@trusttheprocess5618 you and the rest of Gillys pay pigs are cringe af. Glazing for some guys that nobody mentioned nor alluded to. 😂

OK Kat Williams.

The way joe disrespected little Demetrius on that episode had my blood boiling 😠

I thought that was a typo for comedy at first but in fact it works both ways.

For cereal.

RIP Dimitri 😪

It’s balenciagas that’s why they look like that

@@soodopegnine nah he definitely put a hurting on em and made it worse

They're Balenciaga. Believe it or not, they were designed that way.

@@danielc5807 They are muffin tops with 500lbs pressing down on them bru.

@@danielc5807 I doubt expensive running shoes were designed to be squashed by this dudes fat self. Quit trying to school me about some dumbass shoes. I don't care

It's clear to me that david and tony have a secret gay relationship... its gross

"You the type of [n-word] to [gay act] with [object]" "Your [clothing item] makes you look like a gay [unrelated person or object]"

Cumtown did it better 😒🙄

live by the roast, die by the roast. never thought he was funny

Mmhhhm, pot roast

😂😂

Oh! None of these D listers out there would stand a chance

Glad somebody remembers him. He was one of the best to do it in my book.

​@@baggerjanusGreg will never be forgotten. These dudes nowadays could never compare to the guys I grew up with watching on _Tough Crowd_ .

Greg was an excellent stand up and he was by far the best roaster(despite Jeff Ross anointing himself the roastmaster). I would genuinely be curious to see him cut these talentless hacks down the way he did to Leary back in the day

They'd get demonetized for graphic violence quite quickly

Give me that you little pumpkin pie hair cutted freak

"I'm somebody's bitch" (Half Baked) -David Lucas

Yup, that about says it all

All the while throwing his own people under the bus

It was fun at first. But like any repetitive pattern in comedy.. it gets old quick.

And zero word skills, relevant topics or comedy timing

@@toph_toff974he’s as funny as an orphanage fire 🔥

Because he clings to guys who are in the spotlight, then ditches them when people realize they suck and funnier people come along. Ex. Tom, bert -> Shane, Matt

@@kevinVersus this, and the fact that Joe Despite not being particularly funny, has always been a curious guy who likes to ask questions about things he doesn't understand, and this happened to make him great at doing his podcast where he talks to all kinds of people and asks questions... So ya, turns out having one of the biggest podcasts in the world will give you some clout, and that clout is what gives him so much power in the comedy world.

How many people have you met

Probably associated with Spotify and hundreds of millions of dollars. Who else in comedy can afford a comedy club? And to those who can afford it but haven't, that's on them.

You met one 👏🏻

With gravy

thats a legit funnier roast than anything he has ever said.

Yooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭

@@2StupidMarksso true

Wow. What a boring joke.

hes never said a clever insult

Because it’s literally about selecting random people to shoot their shot at comedy…

@@startledmilk6670 Talking about the panel.

what comedian do you like thats never been a guest on kill tony?

@@OGRE_HATES_NERDS Marc Maron, Dana Gould. Real comedians with real careers.

@@TheSocietyPage marc maron has been on multiple times. so you were able to name one person lol.

Yep, you got the joke 😂

When?

Black people and black comedians don’t even like him.

Ask AI

he would have said something smart and interesting probably and people would be like damn

Patrice bigged up Gallagher and Dane cook ffs 😂…

He's not even a good Roast comic! Redbar exposed the burt Crysher joke that he used on the Tom Brady roast stole was from an roast that was years ago before he even wrote for them

Also Tony tries hard to impress black people another minorities

Yeah that’s what made me immediately realize he was not good. He’s literally just an asshole, he’s not funny.

Or trump trying to grape one

Why Biden? Are you his spike person or something?

@@EffectsLoop no, but I am from his cabinet tho

​@@EffectsLoop😂😂😂😂😂

its not just that but its also the fact that they become part of the Kill Tony brand and friends of Tony and it helps the show to boost them and put them over on the audience. To say David Lucas is decent but not great then diminishes the clout of the show. These guys are funny but nowhere near the greatness level that the show promotes them as.

the formula used to make sense when they had a small to medium sized audience but in this new kill tony era, your "throwing them in the deep end" analogy is perfect

KT is the comedy equivalent of American Idol.

William is pretty dam funny, man

Hans, David and Kam are horrible. I swear there’s a neon “l’laugh’ sign that lights up after each “joke”

​@@JohnFollows52 Its Sam Kinison screaming without a bit... but truthfully I think Will Farrell is likely one of his biggest influences. if you think of Will farrells SNL characters and movie characters, a large part of his shtick was obnoxiously screaming out funny and random phrases... William almost certianly was that kid that ran around blurting out Will Farrell and John C Reilly movie quotes all day long. William has undeniably demonstrated the ability to write jokes and do some clever abstract humor bits over the years... sometimes far and few between. I dont think theres ever been a regular ive gone more back and fourth on then William. Out of all the regulars to have done KT over the years, William does seems to free ball the most sets like it always seems like hes winging it or wrote the jokes just 5 mins prior to being on stage the majority of the time... which if thats what hes been doing this entire time as a regular, then I get it and understand him not wanting to waste his actual set material on KT mini sets... but if what he does on KT is the best he has to offer then its obvious why he remains the longest standing KT regualr... so with all that said, part of me is genuiely curious what an extended set of his would actually be like at a regular comedy show setting... like does he actually have 20-30mins of well crafted legitimate comedy bits or does he just scream one liners that hes reading off of a disposible plate? William seems like he could be a decent comedic actor if he put the effort into auditions and learning to read for roles, but im not sure thats a goal of his or not. It will be interesting if the day ever comes when William branches out on his own from the Kill Tony show... but It wouldnt surprise me if he simply becomes a Kill Tony lifer, essentially the shows mascot.

@bigmikeosg "blah blah They crack up at Casey Rocket and that William guy, but I’ve never even cracked a smile" +'Yawn'+ Wow, thats super interesting. And it also says alot more about you than everyone else.

Casey rocket is a moron

Thank you! There are some people in the "kill tony" universe that legit ARE funny But to mindlessly support EVERYONE, that tony says is funny is ruining austin comedy

Oh it’s a lucrative grift for sure, like religion… but the venn diagram of their audience is just a single circle

David was a Trump supporter before he even met Tony..

​@@donkeykonghustleroh no what a crime

What a weird ass comment. Conspiracy theorist

Tony is the same as everyone he promotes, a dumbass degen

William and Casey are fine but none of the other regulars are any good. Another thing white people are better at it would seem.

Hans Kim is awful

Redbar is watching

Bi and large

Specializes in pork roast

Spitroasts, David usually in between lol

Yeah, it’s wild. I’m assuming KT benefits from David’s appearances and he may have some financial incentive to promote the guy? 🤷🏻‍♀️ Joe heaves the occasional praise on him too. I don’t get it. David’s worse than Bert, just benefiting from that Rogan privilege.

New York Comedian>

Rogan is the last guy that should be advising comics he stinks at it.

@ericharary yup ,Tony and Rogan are up there with Schaub with the worst stand ups

holy shit, wait, so that special was WORSE at one point then what got released? damn that’s insane, i thought Lucas special sucked and wasn’t even a special but knowing the whole thing was rewritten and it still sucked, damn

William has been trash since Covid. He had a chance of being okay before then but he chose a “shortcut” to quote Katt Williams

Yeah william is worse than hans kim and kim is trash

@@eliseenvisionz7588 Kim at least remember his jokes. Reading off a paper is rudimentary.

How can you type all this out and not mention Kam poop splatterson

@@harvey_weenstain8857 his hype won’t be here soon

Ya Seee! Yellow Puddin'!

I get this reference. A seasoned professional vs a one trick pony

😂

It seem like any gay joke intro he does on kill tony is a sneak diss to Tony whom I believe isnt even homo. The whole thing is a back and forth thing but Tony actually has jokes for David. David just beats a dead horse.

Yeah, an incredibly stupid bit for sure

Because thats what he sees in his bedroom all the time. He's used to it

Good point, I have never seen another man do that, also I've never been around a man that has no pants on, except maybe in a locker room where some old guy is naked. But I don't get close enough to hear of he's farting 😂😂

Dat sh i t crazy.

Tony is just as bad, he's been trying to do it longer which makes him worse..... and gay, very gay

@user-wb7nv9ht1g He makes quirky dumb jokes on the show, but when it's him outside of killtony he's pretty dam good

I’ve never heard David say anything funny. Tony keeps gaslighting and pushing out trash

Well He already destroyed those shoes, so...

boom roasted

Saying stupid things on stage, doesn’t qualify you as a joke teller

I heard zero jokes from him

@@stevebeye1585David is like that class clown with a lot of confidence but never had anything more creative or witty than just surface level middle school insults and vulgarity. He has found a way to monetize it, with the aid of Tony and Rogan.

@@stevebeye1585I blame rogan. I thought there was more to standup comedy Rogan’s always droning on about comedy, acting like it’s some great art. And I think at times it can be. But the irony is that Rogan is slowly killing comedy by pushing a average comics, not only in their comedy but encouraging their podcasting. Now it’s just a saturation of uncreative comedy. They don’t have to work hard to craft something creative. The whole thing just Devalues the profession.

@@EveK-North well put, and I think you hit it on the head. It’s sad. A lot of arts are in a mire due to the saturation. It’s bizarre. I’m 53, and I’ve watched all the great comedians. It can still be done obviously, I like when comedians raise your conscious in an intelligent way, not whatever it is this David is doing.

Wow.

Kruger Lucas

I had no idea there was a name for this thank you !!!

He should do a podcast with Owen Benjamin. They can double team other people's tweets and jokes .

I wonder if David Lucas has imposter syndrome? If he doesn't he should.

Nobody can 🫡

wow what a brilliant observation .....

OP, that’s like watching Star Wars and then telling everyone who watched it with you: “Darth Vader helped Luke, because he regretted what he became, and wanted to save his son.”

He was def sad, but he admitted it almost immediately

Not even “his own game”, a game he thinks he is playing, but sucks at. Sorta like rogan doing comedy for decades

He was thinking of his blood sugar levels

This channel is like an ASMR/National Geographic Redbar Radio 😂

@@mr.resistance4015 I just found it tonight so will be up for ten hours watching als many as I can ha ha i love Redbar and i know they’d love this episode 🙏🕊️🇬🇧

That dude is literally the most insufferable least funny person in existence. You all must be so incredibly unlikeable

*waiting

Give it a year

I think he just doesn’t like hack comics grifting and benefiting from Rogan privilege.

@@EveK-Northright, i love KT but if it didn’t exist, david would be bombing in clubs still, now he tours the country

@@westinian3144 it’s a wild time for comedy when Bert Kreischer and David Lucas are touring. At least Brendan retired.

@@EveK-North bro and Bert was somehow the #3 highest paid comic last year, we’re in some insane times😭

@@westinian3144 it is! I think he has one year before people figure him out. I think part of the reason for his success is he usually has some good openers. Mark Normand tours with him a lot and he’s a witty/funny guy.

I did not

Fishing with Sam Hyde is still up.. for now.

Thank you! You just made me cry all over again.

well the good news is, if he doesn't make it in comedy he can always write jokes for bubble gum wrappers

hahaha

haha thank you!

@@TheElephantGraveyardMusic I’ve been promoting your channel in comments under a few different videos, including on David’s YT channel. I think a little constructive criticism could do him good 😁

You're in for a wild and fun ride, welcome