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The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon features hilarious highlights from the show including: comedy sketches, music parodies, celebrity interviews, ridiculous games, and, of course, Jimmy's Thank You Notes and hashtags! You'll also find behind the scenes videos and other great web exclusives.
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@user-bg3zf2vb2n 8 жыл бұрын

My father once drove to the corner store then walked home, and didn't remember until my mom asked where the car was.

@alishahaq1851 8 жыл бұрын

LOL DON'T KILL ME

@cookiesncream789 8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Alexandra-Rex 8 жыл бұрын

LAL.

@EvilPaladin11 8 жыл бұрын

I have a friend who did the same thing during the dead week before finals, by leaving his car at a corner store that he usually walks to. He wound up killing the battery in his key by walking around the entire parking garage, for his large apartment complex, like five times continuously pressing the button to try to get the car to honk. Later, an exasperated cop (because he thought it was stolen, since the towing company didn't have it) showed my friend his car at the corner store, and told my friend to rest more during dead week.

@NickRoman 7 жыл бұрын

I think I've done something like that before.

@bethharper2427 8 жыл бұрын

I walked into someone the other day and I said "thank you," and they replied with "you're welcome."

@TheTylorPlays 8 жыл бұрын

you're

@bethharper2427 8 жыл бұрын

Oops 😂 Thank you!

@liammcavoy1090 8 жыл бұрын

+Beth Harper you're welcome 😂

@lizhanlon3020 8 жыл бұрын

One time I bumped into someone and was gonna say "I'm so sorry" but I accidentally said "I hope you're sorry"!!!

@DaisyKahwenga 8 жыл бұрын

haha Omw! I did that once, only they didn't say "you're welcome" 🙈🙈

@gabyo5806 4 жыл бұрын

My friend once asked me “is Black Friday on a Thursday this year?”

@amandakorcsmaros1005 4 жыл бұрын

I mean it really is now. Everything starts Thanksgiving

@Hollins23 2 жыл бұрын

Christina Aguilera once asked in a live, televised interview where the Cannes Film Festival was being held that year? LOL ...and, no, she wasn't joking!

@Timmahh85 14 күн бұрын

@@Hollins23maybe she needed directions and not just the general area of the city? 🤣

@alisonyomiramarin8887 4 жыл бұрын

Yesterday, my roommate asked me “how do you spell ADHD?”

@shukriaapso8404 4 жыл бұрын

WOW THAT JUST GAVE ME A SMALL ANERUYSM ... WHAT?

@isaacgleeth3609 4 жыл бұрын

Toy Story 2 Rex: "How do you spell FBI?"

@MizzyLQ 4 жыл бұрын

"Quick, what's the number for 911?

@PoseidonKross2009 3 жыл бұрын

Ey Dee Eych Dee

@wilclark2272 3 жыл бұрын

I overdosed on acid once, freaked out..., and spent at least 10 minutes looking for 911 in the phone book while the walls were melting all around me. 😱😂

@amd2533 8 жыл бұрын

Love these hashtag videos. It's comforting to know that I'm not the only idiot walking on this planet.

@BlimpMcGee 8 жыл бұрын

+Amed Mustak Yeah I was thinking the same have a ton of these

@FluffyBuzzard2TheMax 8 жыл бұрын

Did you really think you were the only idiot? That's a pretty idiotic thing to believe

@nicolenewsome4863 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jmjung9 3 жыл бұрын

Humans brains are very flawed 😂

@tommyget7 8 жыл бұрын

this was like 90% bullshit 10%tweets

@Ra-fn1ye 8 жыл бұрын

true

@TraderTimmy 8 жыл бұрын

+tommy getenet It's part of the shtick.

@xtfoxhypocrisy7189 8 жыл бұрын

You can fast forward around those grown men acting immature

@correoismamon 8 жыл бұрын

+Thrasher_ 92 agree 100%

@TokinTaylor 8 жыл бұрын

Ikr, they annoy me but I stay for the tweets lol

@aysenur9881 5 жыл бұрын

Once I hit my hand, hold my elbow and shouted "Oh, my leg!"

@tenkai3839 4 жыл бұрын

I once said humans are 70% cucumbers instead of water

@amandaely9983 4 жыл бұрын

Tiernan Quirke I laughed so much! Got a chest infection and now I’m actually dying laughing! 😂

@gracecate2363 4 жыл бұрын

I'm DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Alishahaq 4 жыл бұрын

Wtf

@happyduck128 4 жыл бұрын

Who knows, the way our brains work sometimes, we might actually be 70% cucumbers! 😂😂

@julianaandromeda9623 4 жыл бұрын

Tiernan Quirke omg

@Seanmmvi 8 жыл бұрын

you can always tell when they have extra time on this show

@weronikaantosz7629 8 жыл бұрын

+Sean Williams I've always thought that hashtags segment was longer if the tweets were funnier than usual. lol.

@ebony-roseparfitt4520 6 жыл бұрын

Sean Williams that’s soooooooooooooooo true

@_shivesh_12 6 жыл бұрын

Sean Williams exactly

@atymacleod3447 5 жыл бұрын

I alwqys forward it to him reading because the long "jokes" take so long I just skip it.

@maxmartez7849 5 жыл бұрын

The tweets are good. Their comments and other stuff is just annoying.

@arrayftc 8 жыл бұрын

I always wait for the microwave to finish beeping before I take my food so it won't think I'm desperate..

@nicolenewsome4863 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@IAmCrackThe1st 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@bobthebb-illder827 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@tahjjj1488 4 жыл бұрын

Sara Liefke 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@tahjjj1488 4 жыл бұрын

Scottish Girl 🤣🤣🤣

@laurabowden5 7 жыл бұрын

My sister once said, "What's amnesia, I forgot...?"

@disneygirl4life675 5 жыл бұрын

Laura Bowden Good one 😂

@telikaandfam 5 жыл бұрын

I once told my father I know how to improve your memory and he said how and I pause for a minute then said oh I forgot

@nicolenewsome4863 4 жыл бұрын

@@telikaandfam lol

@talhatariqyuluqatdis 4 жыл бұрын

Is that true?

@weasley2o13 4 жыл бұрын

I would reply: exactly.

@erinvinson5106 4 жыл бұрын

Couldn't find the key to my filing cabinet for 2 years, then I moved and found the key taped to the side of the cabinet where I put it so it wouldn't get lost.

@AwesomeChickk101 4 жыл бұрын

😂

@justice898 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@mistylee717 3 жыл бұрын

I feel this comment too hard.

@lenkacfk7155 3 жыл бұрын

I'm especially amazed that you kept the locked cabinet for two years - and didn't break it open or get a locksmith to open it 😅

@karenlm9062 8 жыл бұрын

I worked at this gas station for a year when I was 20. To kill boredom near closing I would stare out at this brilliant star in the distance and make special wishes. It kinda became this thing I did to stay motivated that one day I would be making more money in a better job. One night it began to flicker and disappeared. Next night it was back with an orange-yellow glow. Turned out I had been wishing on a street light all that time. I just couldn't see the stupid pole because of trees. :/

@lifewithlanda883 4 жыл бұрын

@@aswinlal5341 I like how much you care 😂😂

@lifewithlanda883 4 жыл бұрын

This is awesome 😂😂

@nicolenewsome4863 4 жыл бұрын

Omg. Lol

@gardengnome1827 4 жыл бұрын

Really funny!

@kamibel6830 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@carissa444 6 жыл бұрын

When I was little I was disappointed in my dad when I heard he was going to the drug store #ImDumb

@thomasinmoore1162 3 жыл бұрын

Omg 😂😂😂😂

@Laylakia_ 7 жыл бұрын

I once bumped into a mannequine in a store and apologized thinking it was a real person #ImDumb

@fitihab 7 жыл бұрын

I bet you were on your phone. lol

@peterelmer6730 6 жыл бұрын

I’ve done that!

@Me-do5tm 6 жыл бұрын

Haven't we all tho 😂

@tav7shi 5 жыл бұрын

Omg and you are leah “Ravenclaw” huh? XD Lmaoo

@lolstrass 5 жыл бұрын

I did the same sis!😂❤

@BernadetteTeachesMusic 4 жыл бұрын

Happy these are showing up on my recommended again 🤗

@charlesbowen532 3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@ilyaswaza5692 3 жыл бұрын

Having this video on recommendation after 5 years 😂😂😂😂

@jaredhall4812 8 жыл бұрын

all the stuff they were doing in between the imdumb tweets were really annoying

@SasukeUchiha-zl6zq 8 жыл бұрын

yes the stupid little bits that they do are annoying and make the show bad.

@alexcorcoran7807 8 жыл бұрын

I enjoy them imo

@katiegalvan3771 8 жыл бұрын

it's okay but he drags them on too long. if he did a little skit it would be fine but he drags them in for everrrrrrr

@alexcorcoran7807 8 жыл бұрын

+Darwin's Puggle Are you related to Darwin's Bulldog?

@MrJorgito89 8 жыл бұрын

totally agree...I'm not a big fan of Jimmy's sidekick..😑😑😑

@PattiQ 8 жыл бұрын

We're laughing now, but those interactive yearbooks could totally be a thing of the future! 😂😂😂

@Tippett002 8 жыл бұрын

"Hey Man"

@-shaquille-9156 8 жыл бұрын

hey man

@RamboA12 8 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking 😂

@DuongHoang-xv9ge 8 жыл бұрын

***** the fact that your name is Tony stark makes this comment a million time cooler

@author_tiffany_dionne 6 жыл бұрын

Patricia B in France I was thinking the same thing!

@MohandAlbaz 4 жыл бұрын

I once phoned my friend to tell him he forgot his phone with me

@savedsinner0345 5 жыл бұрын

My dad went to dunkin donuts and proceeded to ask: "Do you guys sell donuts?"

@carameldrops08 4 жыл бұрын

I think that was just a dad joke lol

@ZhangtheGreat 4 жыл бұрын

To be fair to your dad, if he listens to Barenaked Ladies, I can understand why he'd confirm to make sure

@Sara-hj7en 4 жыл бұрын

ZhangtheGreat true,true.

@allysonmarie3823 8 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid I used to think that abduction meant aliens were taking people so every time I heard on the news that a kid had been abducted, I 100% thought aliens took them. It used to freak me the hell out.

@bigtakeshi Жыл бұрын

i once heard a news flash about "american laws enforced on an alien" and I legit thought it meant alien from outer space!

@thepolloelectrico1117 Жыл бұрын

Man, THAT'S ROUGH.

@farihaabedin9758 8 жыл бұрын

When I was little I thought countries were all actually different planets and that's why we used a plane to get across #imdumbidontevenknowwhyithoughthtat

@jtnet3 8 жыл бұрын

+Fariha Abedin #unessessarilylonghashtagsarelame

@farihaabedin9758 8 жыл бұрын

***** #ivebeeninfluencedbytumblreventhoidonthaveanaccount

@bradleymeyer9775 8 жыл бұрын

+Fariha Abedin when I was younger I thought babies came out the leg meaning I thought they had to cut the leg open to get the baby out but the I learned the came out of the womb

@rainesalatte 8 жыл бұрын

+Brad Meyer WTF? Hahahaha

@Its_PaPez 8 жыл бұрын

Hahaha same actually, I know I did because I have a picture I drew because when I thought that.

@samanthaholt2894 4 жыл бұрын

When I was younger, I thought the phrase “I’m ready as I’ll ever be” was “I’m ready as a leverbee.” I always wondered what a leverbee was, and you can probably imagine the hilarious look on my parent’s faces as they were holding back laughter when I finally remembered to ask. They still make fun of me to this day 😂

@SarahLizDoan 4 жыл бұрын

Samantha Holt that’s funny!

@shukriaapso8404 4 жыл бұрын

IT'S THE BEE WHICH PRODUCES WAX OUT OF WHICH LEVER SOAPS ARE MADE. LEVERBEE 😂👍

@sydneygrace3745 4 жыл бұрын

I thought the saying "made in the shade" was one whole word and I just said "manisay" 😅 Also instead of "merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily" in row row row your boat, I sang "muckidy, muckidy..." I have no idea where that word came from

@ccpr15 4 жыл бұрын

Omg this had me crying of laughter at 3 am! I tried reading your comment to my husband and I couldn’t get thru it, he had to take my phone and read it himself. This was hysterical 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@shellyhard6044 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣

@Ayukina05 4 жыл бұрын

I put my pizza in the oven. After 1 hour I realized the pizza is still in the oven. I ran upstairs and saw that I luckily forgot to turn on the oven. DoubleDumbness saved the pizza :D Edit: Sorry for grammar and/or spelling mistakes. I speak german. :)

@bobthebb-illder827 4 жыл бұрын

LOL 😂

@Hanani313 4 жыл бұрын

Ayukina GoT German? Daz nice

@k.g.8503 4 жыл бұрын

As someone who is trying to learn German as I have permanently moved to Austria, anyone who makes fun of a non-native speaker is a jerk!

@vanessahorrell7601 4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@carameldrops08 4 жыл бұрын

who the hell's oven is upstairs?

@alexreid1173 4 жыл бұрын

Whenever I hear someone walking behind me on the sidewalk, I look up and to the right to try to see them in the rearview mirror. It doesn’t work well without a car.

@bewareofwil 8 жыл бұрын

Last week I was watching some show. The guy on TV waved, and I instinctively waved back.

@maxafshar 8 жыл бұрын

+this is bacon omg really that was really funny hahaha I do that sometimes actually

@flohkroete 5 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, I can't stop laughing!

@tasha_2868 5 жыл бұрын

I stopped at a stop sign and waited till the light that was 2 blocks in front of me turned green🤦

@lawrencedoliveiro9104 4 жыл бұрын

Not so dumb, if you were planning to floor it ...

@avalewis8078 5 жыл бұрын

"Do you even understand my life??" This is still one of my fav moments from this show!! 😂 Gets me everytime!

@itaahoe 2 жыл бұрын

me too! :)

@kristy615 Жыл бұрын

Haha

@mysonic12 8 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid I thought the world used to be in black and white.

@njones7093 8 жыл бұрын

So did I! lol

@KaizerMan 8 жыл бұрын

What? why?

@mysonic12 8 жыл бұрын

KaizerMan old movies were in black and white and I thought that's because that's what the world looked like back then.

@jodiesturtevant8745 8 жыл бұрын

Me too! I was about 7 when I asked my older sister if she was born when the world was still black and white 🙊

@supermodelzdancerie 8 жыл бұрын

YUS ME TOO

@enk989 5 жыл бұрын

Me greeting someone: "Hi! How are you?" Person: "Good. How are you?" Me: "Good. How are you?" 😑 #imdumb

@mcdougalvalentine5801 4 жыл бұрын

I constantly do this at work.

@aubreygriffith3619 3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@clovergurl123 2 жыл бұрын

Everyday. I usually cut myself or them off. Hahahaaaa you're good, you said that 🤣😬🙄

@geoffnorrena5707 7 жыл бұрын

I'm dumb - I waited several seconds in front of a 7-11 door waiting for it to open automatically

@nicolenewsome4863 4 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@thankheavenforseveneleven5522 4 жыл бұрын

I’ve done that at the exit door at stores lol!

@cynthiabustamante2884 4 жыл бұрын

I once looked into a pot of boiling water. When the steam fogged up my glasses. I panicked as I thought. What's wrong with my eyes?!!!!

@acoow 8 жыл бұрын

I asked for a "McWhopper" instead of a Whopper Jr.. The funny part is she knew what I meant.

@alejolopera 8 жыл бұрын

Just read the damn tweets Jimmy

@franciscod6034 8 жыл бұрын

+Alejo Lopera Inglés then you would miss the fun part

@xtfoxhypocrisy7189 8 жыл бұрын

KZfaq allows you to fast forward

@alldaywatcher2470 8 жыл бұрын

Just have some damn humor Alejo!

@StarlightRequiem 6 жыл бұрын

I think that their reactions make it better.

@sweetbaybabz7463 6 жыл бұрын

Thank you. They think they're funny but clearly just trying to stretch the segment to eat up time.

@nisabexheti8250 6 жыл бұрын

When I was little I thought that a serial killer was literally a cereal that comes out of the bowl and gets a knife and kills you😂😂🥣🥣

@tonybologna9268 7 жыл бұрын

Yep, I use to drive my truck to work everyday and then I drove my car one time and when I came out to the parking lot I thought someone had stolen my truck.

@Tracymmo 6 жыл бұрын

A friend once reported his car to the police as stolen. The next day he remembered it was on the next street.

@nicolenewsome4863 4 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@nicolenewsome4863 4 жыл бұрын

@@Tracymmo lol

@Thelilmissbz 4 жыл бұрын

Tony Bologna I freak out like that! When I park and can’t find my car 😂😂

@Gotb2chn 8 жыл бұрын

I stood at a stop sign, waiting to it to turn green.

@peekaboo9685 8 жыл бұрын

When I was a child I legit thought that men who had a bald patch were all Jewish and it was because they wore kippas so often. xD

@peekaboo9685 8 жыл бұрын

I'm also a Sims addict, so I have tried to press the 0 key before realizing this is real life, there is no keyboard for it and you can't pause it either...

@ReubenRiver 5 жыл бұрын

I once got a "happy birthday!" to which i replied "Thanks, You too!"

@jitskemaekelberg373 5 жыл бұрын

Went to school by bike, returned on foot. Took me two days to realise my bike was still there...

@paigerook8939 8 жыл бұрын

they used my tweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm so stoked!! :D

@DeesonJame 8 жыл бұрын

+Paige Rook Not dumb. Just too polite.

@MegaCadette55 8 жыл бұрын

Mama I made it!

@paigerook8939 8 жыл бұрын

lol

@Chase-gs3zi 8 жыл бұрын

+Paige Rook which one was yours?

@Chase-gs3zi 8 жыл бұрын

+Some Random Dude lol My bad. Figured it out

@haley9671 8 жыл бұрын

I love you and your show but just get on with the next oneee..

@vuha5000 8 жыл бұрын

+Imoh Edet get that old guy out of the show..he aint funn

@kledhs2890 8 жыл бұрын

+Vuha Vuhu No he's funny + Johnny Carson had a guy like that the tonight show. Conan did that too...

@chelseayun7665 8 жыл бұрын

IKR

@vuha5000 8 жыл бұрын

+Kledisa hasa well...it tells a lot that...they only "had' and dont have currently :P hanging on one hashtag comment for 2 minutes...i dunno hahah

@garmene 8 жыл бұрын

ikr... whenever I see a 3+min long video on hashtags I'm like "okay... they are going to be doing stupid stuff nonstop..."

@carissa0503 7 жыл бұрын

I was in college when I realized that the mom wasn't cheating on the dad in "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus". #imdumb

@stephaniepurtle2154 7 жыл бұрын

carissa0503 me too!!!

@Maberlys 6 жыл бұрын

Wait WHAT?!

@sarahbenton3864 6 жыл бұрын

carissa0503 literally just realised that now

@Eternaldarkness3166 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air explained the reason for the song for me and it took a long time for me to figure that one out.

@PFloyd-px7hm 5 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@abbys8374 7 жыл бұрын

I organized and now I can't find anything. #Imdumb

@carmencosme9941 7 жыл бұрын

Abby Snyder

@brittanyviebrock1651 4 жыл бұрын

Omgggggggg I can’t tell you how many times I organize and loose everything!!

@nicolenewsome4863 4 жыл бұрын

Actually i did that more than one time. That's why i don't organize nothing. Can never find it afterwards.

@nicolenewsome4863 4 жыл бұрын

@@brittanyviebrock1651 me too. It sucks.

@Thelilmissbz 4 жыл бұрын

Bee is a pretzel I DO THAT 😂😩😂🤣

@missr4233 8 жыл бұрын

If I were the person waiting behind the mannequin I'd be more worried over the fact that they weren't moving...

@nathankendall2566 8 жыл бұрын

+and-she-said-let-there-be-rock LOL

@chrisbeaudoin3709 8 жыл бұрын

Its not that hard if you are with a family talking to them you probably won't look at mannequin. But 15 mins is bullshit

@mason.11 8 жыл бұрын

+and-she-said-let-there-be-rock Lol. And nice username and profile pic

@TacomaPaul 8 жыл бұрын

+Chris Beaudoin Not hard to believe when you just *know* he was staring at his phone.

@chrisbeaudoin3709 8 жыл бұрын

+TacomaPaul who said anything about phones?

@TokinTaylor 8 жыл бұрын

It's hard to make me snap but... Can you two just shut up and read the tweets? Lol

@4evrJONASlvr 8 жыл бұрын

It's better if you've been drinking. Lol

@JadisAmalthea 7 жыл бұрын

My mom once pulled into the wrong driveway. Twice. Lol.

@Sandirah 7 жыл бұрын

she once did it twice?

@JadisAmalthea 7 жыл бұрын

I messed up on the wording lol. She pulled into the wrong driveway twice.

@Sandirah 7 жыл бұрын

I was just playfully teasing :)

@cathair9295 5 жыл бұрын

Are you stupid?

@tinajeppesen5948 5 жыл бұрын

I do stuff like that on the regular I thought that’s normal :/

@misseli1 7 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid I thought Arnold Schwarzenegger's first name was "Aneshashenegah", or to make that more legible, "Ah-ne-sha-sheh-neh-gah". I was so shocked when I found out it was just Arnold.

@cyberman3648 7 жыл бұрын

total·sax·sap Wut??????

@Geoash456 7 жыл бұрын

Radish Is Kool I think she means she thought Arnold Schwarzenegger's name was all the one name. But not sure

@PFloyd-px7hm 5 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆

@rachelshin5469 5 жыл бұрын

When my brother was like 3or 4 my mom told him to tell our dad that Arnold Schwarzenegger was on TV. When my brother went up to my dad he said "daddy, you're an egg eater!!" And walked away. My dad was so confused.

@supermodelzdancerie 8 жыл бұрын

my friend thought rain came from outer space. I thought when it rains, the whole world is raining.

@feymouse 8 жыл бұрын

i once got spooked by my own reflection in the basement window.

@3Mlor 8 жыл бұрын

sometimes ill get spooked by my reflection on the mirror.

@yvettealarcon2704 8 жыл бұрын

+Matthew Lor me too

@emordnilap4747 7 жыл бұрын

I've never been spooked by my reflection before, but from the look on her face I think I may have spooked my reflection once or twice...

@anandharamr.3098 7 жыл бұрын

same

@nicolenewsome4863 4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kirokujin333 6 жыл бұрын

When I was 7 or 8.. 1. my older sister’s ADMIRER asked me to say “hi” to her for him. I told my sister; “your REMINDER said hi” 2. My family was talking about my dad’s permanent visa and I asked them “what’s an eternal visa?” I remember choosing among the words eternal, forever and everlasting. Lol

@smiley27b 7 жыл бұрын

I crack up every time Jimmy does the "do you even understand my life?" bit.

@edgaropolous 7 жыл бұрын

yeah, where is that from?

@swastiksuthar5299 6 жыл бұрын

whom is jimmy impersonating ?

@kaitlyn5206 5 жыл бұрын

I know, its soooo funny 😂😂😂😂😋

@andreab983 4 жыл бұрын

Who is he imitating?

@debrakalz8413 3 жыл бұрын

I love that bit he does. I laugh every time I see it.

@rixxycolonel1177 7 жыл бұрын

I used to think Olivia Newton John was actually "Olivia neutered John".

@Hollins23 2 жыл бұрын

That sounds painful!

@Mr.Phresh 8 жыл бұрын

I've never done any of these things. #ImSmart

@JordanDeeb28 8 жыл бұрын

R/iamsmart

@Mr.Phresh 8 жыл бұрын

Lol yup. Forgot hashtags don't recognize apostrophes.

@CapnShades 8 жыл бұрын

#ImDumb

@WadeWilson- 8 жыл бұрын

+Doug Jones Guess you just ruined your smart streak right there.

@Mr.Phresh 8 жыл бұрын

Pucadupr Haha it is now officially back to zero.

@asterisk911 4 жыл бұрын

3:43 See, I went a different route: when I was a kid, I thought she was Olivia Newton-John because she had married her Grease co-star, John Travolta.

@thankheavenforseveneleven5522 4 жыл бұрын

asterisk911 Aww that’s cute ☺️

@mooshrimi4444 4 жыл бұрын

#ImDumb I was so tired one time when I ran into a chair I said, "Oh, sorry!" Then was laughed at by my friend for 10 minutes straight.

@Lorisa25 8 жыл бұрын

OMG JUST READ THE TWEETS!

@bkt1abcdef 8 жыл бұрын

thank you

@TurtleTitan4Evah 8 жыл бұрын

OMG JUST GO ON TWITTER AND READ THEM YOURSELF

@thunnusmaccoyii1210 8 жыл бұрын

+TurtleTitan4Evah boss!

@Lorisa25 8 жыл бұрын

+TurtleTitan4Evah You may be entertain by 5 year old follery, but the rest of us are not. Don't act like it's not annoying.

@thunnusmaccoyii1210 8 жыл бұрын

Lorisa214 Theyve always done this 😐 ... why are people all of a sudden shocked?😕 and Mr Turtle Titan 4 Evah (boss name) is right if you just want to read them go on his twitter and if you want to hear them have a friend read them to you😄... calling this five year old foolery is being silly and foolish😦 If youre a fan of fallon you should already know he is silly or cheesy and accept it however youre entitled to your opinion ☺

@sakuramari 8 жыл бұрын

A couple of years ago, still sleepy in the morning, after pouring myself a bowl of Cheerios, noticed something was a bit different from usual and realised I'd poured myself a bowl of cat biscuits (^_^;) #ImDumb

@skipperdani 8 жыл бұрын

+sakuramari They probably tasted better. Cheerios are inedible in my opinion.

@sakuramari 8 жыл бұрын

Angela Anuszewski LOL

@joslinwebster358 5 жыл бұрын

I have caught myself blowing on my salad or cold food more than once thinking it was hot food!?!?

@elizabethlizz3980 7 жыл бұрын

I once waited behind a parked car to go. than my brother & I realized we are in the parking lane 😜

@gabrielf.3506 8 жыл бұрын

Shut up higgins! Every time he talk after a twet is like "omg again this man"

@carmenruiz7068 8 жыл бұрын

hahaha ikr

@brennelli 8 жыл бұрын

That's his job, that's what he is there for

@samlung2724 8 жыл бұрын

There is funny Higgins and annoying Higgins.

@xtfoxhypocrisy7189 8 жыл бұрын

You know you can fast forward anytime through the video.

@gabrielf.3506 8 жыл бұрын

+Thrasher_ 92 i think everyone prefer less dumb jokes and more funny tweets

@ehdollet9641 8 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I think if you don't laugh at every single joke they make you will be taken out of the audience xD

@HinsonCo 3 жыл бұрын

Their improv is top notch. So so good.

@druemcee 5 жыл бұрын

I can't put into words how professional The Roots are. Been a fan since '97.

@hearmymotoredheart 8 жыл бұрын

Someone please start a band and name themselves Olivia, Newt and John

@Shan-bg4ci 8 жыл бұрын

i thought mary kate and ashley were three different people too

@shelbycazares4417 5 жыл бұрын

They are actually just one person moving really quickly back and forth. John Oliver is really close to cracking the whole case wide open.

@typhoon3872 5 жыл бұрын

That Olivia Newton John one reminded me of when I was little I thought Jesus Mary and Joseph was Jesus's full name. LMAO!

@kaygideon7797 7 жыл бұрын

It's a TALK SHOW people.....of course they're going to do a lot of talking. 🙄

@kaitlyn5206 5 жыл бұрын

EXACTLY!!

@boy_2478 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah but a talk show is generally about a host and guest TALKING not texts, so the inbetween bits are unnecessarily long

@maddiegardner73 4 жыл бұрын

Kay Gideon oof gottem 👏🏻🙌🏻

@jinxhex 4 жыл бұрын

@@D-Rock420 Ah, yes. When you had no way of reaching 911 unless there was a landline nearby. Ah, the good ol' days.

@CoRLex-jh5vx 8 жыл бұрын

When I was younger I knew that my cat got bigger as she got older, I thought by the time she was 10 she would've turned into a tiger. hence, big cat.

@viohleta 8 жыл бұрын

On the previous hashtag video, people were complaining that he skimmed through the hashtags and didn't take his time and now people are complaining about him going to slow. Can't satisfy everyone.

@juliaaa1111 8 жыл бұрын

Well... there's an in between. Not too slow, not too fast. This one was definitely annoying.

@wrxhex 8 жыл бұрын

+Ju M. No people just want to complain

@juliaaa1111 8 жыл бұрын

+zomboobiez yeah, right. whatever you say

@juliaaa1111 8 жыл бұрын

+Keandre Espina that's the point of a comment section.

@mickeymota9557 8 жыл бұрын

Its youtube. full of ignorance

@Starboi8 7 жыл бұрын

Once I double tapped on a KZfaq video😂 #imdumb

@oHLwho 7 жыл бұрын

Rice Gum u r not d only one😅

@amberrichard8874 7 жыл бұрын

I double tap on Facebook all the time

@briannac5974 7 жыл бұрын

Rice Gum thanks ifunny 😃😉

@jbangtan 7 жыл бұрын

Once i used my fingers to zoom in on a youtube video. I wanted to get a better look at that youtubers face #ImDumb

@rupsadas2332 6 жыл бұрын

I have done this so many times. 😂

@loversepiphany 3 жыл бұрын

NO ONE’S TALKING ABOUT THOSE SOUND EFFECTS?? THAT’S SO COOL LMAO

@adamromero 8 жыл бұрын

First time I went to Trader Joes, I started checking out my items until a guy came up to me and asked if I needed help. I said "yeah I don't know what to do next", he said "we don't do self checkout here"... I was pretty embarrassed.

@allysonmarie3823 8 жыл бұрын

I know right! The Trader Joes checkout line is so weird looking, I've been there like 10 times and still don't really know what the hell to do. I just hope somebody else is checking out too and I just follow them.

@sanguinemcorda4310 8 жыл бұрын

Nooooooo that statue of liberty thing NOOOOOO you seriously don't get it.. they doooo. change hands cause.. where my Whovians at?!

@shabnamkhairzada9848 8 жыл бұрын

right here

@kaleeodom549 8 жыл бұрын

I blinked.

@SentinalKnight 8 жыл бұрын

#whovian4life

@stephaniehayes341 8 жыл бұрын

here!

@Kasino80 8 жыл бұрын

Got your back!

@blackdogbrown 3 жыл бұрын

When I was about 7 years old I said/asked my Dad... "Daddy, If Kryptonite kills Superman, what does Kryptoday do?" My Dad laughed hysterically for 10 minutes before actually answering me. 😂😂😂

@henhenhen19 4 жыл бұрын

I LOVE the riffs!! Together with hearing random Quest-Love laughs is my favorite part of this show. Also funny how the camera guy zooms out for the imaginary stuff 😛

@alejandroaguirre3191 8 жыл бұрын

"Shut up read the tweets, and don't say anything after, just make it boring as possible"

@mickeymota9557 8 жыл бұрын

+Matt Holub Im pretty sure he was being sarcastic.

@xtfoxhypocrisy7189 8 жыл бұрын

You can always fast forward on KZfaq. Remember that

@philchao 8 жыл бұрын

i yelled "SHUT UP, HIGGINS" a few times during this video. let jimmy talk. jesus..

@nathankendall2566 8 жыл бұрын

+phil chao this must be your first time watching..

@kaylarenee628 4 жыл бұрын

When my nephew was in like 5th or 6th grade writing a book report or some shit and he asked my sister “Mom how do you spell US as in USA”

@ilovedogsilovethem 7 жыл бұрын

Am I the only one who actually likes the banter in between tweets? I think it's amusing and adds more to the segment than just simply reading off the tweets.

@sctirish1 8 жыл бұрын

When I was young, I thought that color was invented during the making of Wizard of Oz.

@user-jn8bj8jo4y 8 жыл бұрын

Once i spend the entire day searching for my glasses when they where on my face the whole day #ImDumb

@tanmaykamble7125 8 жыл бұрын

lol.. once happened with me to.. N your beautiful BTW..

@halvoranundskas5526 8 жыл бұрын

An entire day? Wtf how is that even possible.

@tanmaykamble7125 8 жыл бұрын

+mongoloid Dweller well it hardly took me 2 mins to realize..😂

@HJJallday 6 жыл бұрын

Guess the only place you didn't look was the mirror haha

@cashtaylor9804 6 жыл бұрын

Carla V. Santos I did the samething today. A year after your post. I found them fast but, almost gouged my eye out. I reached too fast, lol... Ppl tell me to wear one of those "things" around my neck that hold a person's glasses on... aaah NØ! I just can't bring myself to wear one. Maybe in another 20yrs, lol 😎

@noambermudez2595 7 жыл бұрын

Actually, my brother always sings "Hey man" instead of "amen" when Take me to church sounds on the radio. I used to, too

@plagueriddenmark145 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@ninjaked1265 7 жыл бұрын

When I was little, I thought the states were separate countries and I'm from Michigan, when we were stopping at a gas station in Ohio and went in there to get snacks, I was surprised when the cashier spoke English so I asked my dad, "Wait, Ohionans speak English?" He said, "Yeah" and I said, "So every country in the world speaks English now?" And he said, "No." and I said, "But we're in Ohio." And he said, "Well, Ohio isn't a separate country." And the cashier was just laughing the entire time. #ImDumb Also I used to think Washington DC was located in the state of Washington lol #ImDumb

@universeoutsidemyhead1757 4 жыл бұрын

Oh I Still think that I’m like DC IS ON THE WEST COAST RIGHT

@ellabarrus6120 4 жыл бұрын

NinjaKED12 wait it's not? Where is it then?? Is this ad? I'm 14

@waterwind2266 8 жыл бұрын

Everybody complaining about the banter and jokes between Jimmy and Steve - What would the bit be without that? All it would be is Jimmy reading things that other people wrote, not adding anything. What kind of bit would that be if the HOST OF THE SHOW just removed himself from the bit?

@TokinTaylor 8 жыл бұрын

The bit is the tweets. No one cares about the banter.

@TokinTaylor 8 жыл бұрын

+JAM F It's an opinion just like yours, man. We're in the same boat. Why try to start something? Lol

@PamelaMondejar 5 жыл бұрын

Samuel Irvin Totally agree.

@LA-pq1tq 5 жыл бұрын

Banter is okay Too much isn't👌

@nicolelewis1678 8 жыл бұрын

In elementary school, whenever the teacher said "hush", I would ask "who's hush?" Because I thought hush was a person.

@roamingreptile5398 7 жыл бұрын

Someone has said "have fun on vacation"and I would respond with "You too," even though they weren't going

@GreatestFriends18 7 жыл бұрын

LOL!!!! Saying "Thank you to an ATM"! I haven't done that, but I have said thank you to the gas pump.

@daniellaviolet6207 8 жыл бұрын

"I voted for Donald Trump"

@mtthwpnn 8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, because a vote for Hillary is a sign of intelligence

@daniellaviolet6207 8 жыл бұрын

Nathan Penn But a vote for Donald Trump shows even less..

@musicandloveismylive 8 жыл бұрын

these Hashtags are always the best

@melodymedlock160 4 жыл бұрын

I love Jimmy ❤ I have ever since seeing him on SNL. He always makes me laugh.

@emilyallison799 7 жыл бұрын

One day I was in the Grocery Store and a carton of orange juice said no concentrate and I said, "Well duh orange juice isn't made of concrete."

@cantproducemyownnick 8 жыл бұрын

Here's a tip for y'all: hover your mouse cursor over the progress bar and skip to whenever the Twitter quotes are actually seen. No one will blame ya :)

@shinyskywriter 8 жыл бұрын

that's what I do :p

@CapnShades 8 жыл бұрын

I'm on tablet. 😩

@sapphic.flower 8 жыл бұрын

+Ace in the Hole drag the button then, the screen will change

@CapnShades 8 жыл бұрын

Shy Girl But my screen is so small and hard to work with. I just suffer through it.

@callilubiens6395 8 жыл бұрын

I once opened the dishwasher before it was done. It started beeping at me loudly and I said sorry. It was as if I'd walked in on someone!

@katitachulita6841 6 жыл бұрын

Idk if its because im pregnant and my emotions are all crazy, but the mannequin one made me laugh so hard I started crying for 10min.

@jessicalowry6116 4 жыл бұрын

My ex once told me that everybody in the world sneezes like a domino effect until it makes its way back to you #imdumb

@YouAreLiveIn321 8 жыл бұрын

I don't know if this was just me bbbuuttt when I was little I thought the alphabet went.. "abcdefghijk elemeno pqrstuvwxyz" oops. Lol

@michellesalazar1773 8 жыл бұрын

Me too

@happeedaze1 8 жыл бұрын

+YouAreLiveIn321 hahahaha thanks for sharing

@ardenfeldman9275 8 жыл бұрын

I did too, and my preschool teacher made me fail the alphabet and thought I was retarded

@YouAreLiveIn321 8 жыл бұрын

Omg!! That's funny... and terrible! :')

@jmsta2011 7 жыл бұрын

"HIJK en-o-men-o P"

@mahrukhnasir8640 8 жыл бұрын

I love their sense of humour. They have an over active imagination me and my friends have the same humour. Glad to see alot of people have it and understand it.