Judge James - When Buddha Got Screweda

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Jimmy has always wanted to host a show like “Judge Judy” or “The People’s Court.” So we went to a small claims court to find people who had real cases pending and asked them to allow Jimmy to hear their grievances instead #JudgeJames.
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Judge James - When Buddha Got Screweda
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@desbas125 7 жыл бұрын

you can tell kimmel really loves this, almost like it was his dream to be judge judy

@nilesefrancis9894 7 жыл бұрын

-The litigants have been swear in your honor. -What? 😂😂😂

@worldatmyfingertips7764 5 жыл бұрын

Not even Borat could have said it better himself XD XD

@Axolotl_Mischief 2 жыл бұрын

No, no, no...he said 'all the Indians have been eatten by the Donners'.

@arefeshghi 7 жыл бұрын

$5000 for that?!! It shouldn't cost more than $800 tops!

@drmg735 4 жыл бұрын

Worth two cents in Australian cash. ( The smallest amount of money Australians have in cash is 5 cents, so you round it to the nearest 5 cents ).

@Hambone4815 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah he must be from California. He's fake Buddhist.

@ghattore 3 жыл бұрын

Really love these series. It actually feels like a real courtroom show.

@jeffrey5061 7 жыл бұрын

That can't be the most practical attire to weld in.

@LotusFay 7 жыл бұрын

Gotta love body burns!

@christianali5431 7 жыл бұрын

Jeff Parkinson she wasn't dressed like that when welding.

@lesismore49 4 жыл бұрын

@@christianali5431 You can see her welding in the picture. There's fire/hot metal.

@criscros7 7 жыл бұрын

What he said: You nailed it. What he meant: You nailed it somewhat randomly.

@markvelez2932 7 жыл бұрын

"The litheons have been sweated in your honor." 😂😂

@drphot6050 7 жыл бұрын

I did a spit take

@arcangelmaaze7804 6 жыл бұрын

Mark Velez Josh James

@ArjunSharma-ib3zo 6 жыл бұрын

What ??

@TylerDurden-bb8lw 5 жыл бұрын

He said the ligaments have been milked with your honor

@Axolotl_Mischief 2 жыл бұрын

No, no, no...he said 'all the lithium has been snorted by Chuck Connors'.

@brandondebruin375 7 жыл бұрын

That guy (the plaintiff) reminds me of Jordan Shlansky from Conan. At least when he's describing the problems.

@oscarrodriguez1298 4 жыл бұрын

Brandon Debruin facts

@Straight0uttaCrofton 4 жыл бұрын

YES! I was coming here to type that!

@marcusjnewtonz28 3 жыл бұрын

Jordan would have buttoned his shirt. Otherwise 💯

@ja4645 7 жыл бұрын

Why would you pay 5000 bucks for that thing in the first place... hard to feel sorry for him.

@finehomemadewine 5 жыл бұрын

...and even for that kind of money she does not feel compelled to finish the job properly - hard to feel anything for her.

@FiguraCinque 5 жыл бұрын

it's not a bad job: it's a theft

@augustlandmesser1520 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed with every comment here. :D

@Phi1618033 7 жыл бұрын

Nothing worse than an improperly constructed meditation shrine.

@SquidandCatAdventures 7 жыл бұрын

Whatever it's used for, I can't believe they weren't embarassed to be charging that much for something that was that shoddily made.

@marwa8033 7 жыл бұрын

Guillermo with the weave!😂😂😂😂

@shonokrohan9145 6 жыл бұрын

Guilermo does look like a legit Cop !!!

@jaypadia 6 жыл бұрын

"Did u unbotton another button since I was gone!!" :D

@MuhammadEgypt 5 жыл бұрын

If this is true, I'm picky, too. Work should be done with percetion.

@lexkalaris2341 5 жыл бұрын

under rated comment

@narekhart9862 4 жыл бұрын

5200 for a metal box that thing better be rick n morty "true level" style

@dhabinuisance3643 4 жыл бұрын

*Precision would be a better word, percetion is just not a real word.

@Straight0uttaCrofton 4 жыл бұрын

comments should be done with precision

@jeremyroach9389 7 жыл бұрын

I can't tell whether or not Jimmy is being sarcastic when he says the cases are real.

@alessandrajackson8475 7 жыл бұрын

Please do more of Judge James

@rafaelrios451 4 жыл бұрын

Guillermo's English accent , priceless.....Love that guy....

@TrueAlphaOrigin 7 жыл бұрын

"He is suffering from a lack of imagination"

@MrJoeBarbour 5 жыл бұрын

"Rise for your honor James... I mean Josh James" lol

@jackcross8616 3 жыл бұрын

@dcamron46 3 жыл бұрын

5:20 , the way Jimmy and Guillermo look at each other is why I'm here

@ravenrox8241 5 жыл бұрын

Buddhism says " We need to let go of trying to possess things " and i say meditate on the DAMN FLOOR !!!

@kirsty9084 6 жыл бұрын

"did you open another button when i was gone?" gosh i love it

@society3309 7 жыл бұрын

the next episode looks like its gonna be lit AF😂😂😂😂

@adrianrh2638 7 жыл бұрын

$5200 for a box???

@freshlove7926 6 жыл бұрын

Adrian RH - hey baby you’re very cute

@saharkmeyha185 5 жыл бұрын

Adrian RH lol it would have cost 50$ at ikea

@dewalt4598 4 жыл бұрын

Box goes for alot more sometimes in Vegas, LOL

@deedr1234 4 жыл бұрын

700 bucks for wheels.

@kenyamolina2162 7 жыл бұрын

I love judge James 😂

@1forthepeople969 7 жыл бұрын

"When Budda got Screwda." Thats funny shyt.

@mondlingubane5963 3 жыл бұрын

It is soooooooo funny.

@alejandrocardona8390 7 жыл бұрын

Why is ellen behind the defendants

@jfitz3133 5 жыл бұрын

I think you need to watch less tv.

@rajacali5925 7 жыл бұрын

loved it plz make more episodes of it especially on the idea for next one.I love black people.

@locs13000 7 жыл бұрын

Raja Cali what about other colors?

@rajacali5925 7 жыл бұрын

all man kind .

@tafadzwamunezvenyu7623 7 жыл бұрын

lol

@xbl155ful 7 жыл бұрын

LOL can't wait not the next episode xD

@cutefood 7 жыл бұрын

can't wait for the next one, Guillermo in a weave lol 😂😂

@Tormentality 6 жыл бұрын

oh man that is one of the best bits I've ever seen on Jimmy's show! props to everyone involved!

@huberticusrex 7 жыл бұрын

I love these segments so much

@ebofuria 5 жыл бұрын

Judge James is a hit! Wanna see more

@Nick-qj7ym 4 жыл бұрын

"The litigans have been swearing your honor" They should be held in contempt of court!

@WilliamWallace0597 7 жыл бұрын

The Buddha teaches us that to desire or want something to be perfect creates suffering. The Buddha warns us of this, the human need for perfection. And then this man comes along wanting it all to be perfect? Irony. Not a good buddhist. Get rid of the tattoo and actually learn what the Buddha teaches us if you want to be a Buddhist

@christianali5431 7 жыл бұрын

That's what I like about the Bible, God is my judge and I don't need to go to small claims court to settle things.

@alberteinsteinelverdadero2210 7 жыл бұрын

Christian Ali There are no gods

@Garium87 7 жыл бұрын

Yes, there is a God. This world is not just a happy coincidence.

@christianali5431 7 жыл бұрын

Albert Einstein El Verdadero of course there are no gods.Just the one God who is able to make judgment calls on our behalf.

@christianali5431 7 жыл бұрын

Here is a strange question for everyone: how has Buddha never been sued-a? You're always hearing of people suing God, but nobody ever sues Buddha. What is up with that?

@arimax888 7 жыл бұрын

lol, I enjoy watching this segment more than the interviews!thanx for posting :)

@TheSpanishzombie 7 жыл бұрын

They did do a bad job on that shrine thi

@goldenduck7294 7 жыл бұрын

0:42 guy on right checks girl out

@kulik03 7 жыл бұрын

I would too, she's kinda hot

@hurd_ 7 жыл бұрын

I did the same.

@MaineManDezzo 7 жыл бұрын

Golden Duck Seems like his girl, whom he's sitting next to, checked her out as well lol

@ainalzone 7 жыл бұрын

this case is fun, but i can't wait to see the next case. the preview is funny :D

@TonyC0101 3 жыл бұрын

"Captain Cleveage" PFFTAHAHAHA!!!!

@YinzerTracy 4 жыл бұрын

This needs to be an actual show 👏👏👏👏👏

@channelsurfing5586 5 жыл бұрын

The thing was horribly made! The plaintiff got con.

@george5954 7 жыл бұрын

I love Judge James

@bryannguyen8440 7 жыл бұрын

Jorgino that's good.

@urielsantiago9735 3 жыл бұрын

Josh James

@PositiveLastAction 7 жыл бұрын

Looking forward to the next Judge James !!

@alianofann 7 жыл бұрын

The next one will be fun lol

@priscillarodriguez6000 4 жыл бұрын

We need more of this!!!

@nismaalecha8470 7 жыл бұрын

Guillermo 👌👌👌

@roxx8182 7 жыл бұрын

dam I'm looking forward to the next one 😂😂😂😂

@dr.debajyotibose2928 5 жыл бұрын

The mexican babbling was hilarious from Mr. G

@janellbalmaceda152 6 жыл бұрын

The last 30 seconds are hilarious!

@GoNewEnglandPats1 7 жыл бұрын

The Plaintiff was such a tool

@angelicacushing6032 6 жыл бұрын

I think my eyes are about to fall out of head from rolling too much.

@MrEnjoivolcom1 4 жыл бұрын

Wow, I expected a lot of comedy. He actually was genuine.

@deepsouth3592 5 жыл бұрын

I can't get enough of Guillermo

@Ourfinalmomments18 7 жыл бұрын

These Judge James installments are life

@AR-CINE-HOUSE 7 жыл бұрын

Why the hell does that dude look like a skinnier version of Mark Ruffalo? XD

@theelawless7600 7 жыл бұрын

Aiden G I can see that, first thought of mine was Treat Williams

@JesusGodHolySpirit3 7 жыл бұрын

I love this the BEST TEAM EVER ! jOSH JAMES and Gordito esta muy preciouso

@user-zo2rn1ct6i 5 жыл бұрын

I love this segment

@frenchjr25 6 жыл бұрын

Loving the tribute to 'The People's Court'. Even the tables look similar.

@comphysync9084 7 жыл бұрын

"Desire is the root of all suffering" - Buddha This guy needs to perfection Buddha's teaching instead of that box.

@finehomemadewine 5 жыл бұрын

´The desire´, greed actually is on the side of the defendant here 5 f.g. thousand - and even so she does not feel compelled to finish the job properly?!!!!

@liam4295 4 жыл бұрын

Guy in the pink shirt looks like Chester Bennington - RIP

@kulik03 7 жыл бұрын

That was awesome!

@TheFH00000000 6 жыл бұрын

never thought I'd hear Jimmy Kimmel say my name xDDDD

@kayliejohnson8273 6 жыл бұрын

Lol ,You Go Judge James!!!! :)

@preetrayat4851 5 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂 you’re so hilarious 🤣

@rakanshuweikeh3736 4 жыл бұрын

The litigants have be sworn at your honor 😂😂

@Marie-jz1qw 7 жыл бұрын

The next one looks amazing :')

@mahfuzurchowdhury2765 7 жыл бұрын

1:24 Even though they do it all the time, it makes me laugh every time.

@sherrykao978 6 жыл бұрын

Where did they find that audience who managed to keep their faces straight most of the time. I'd be dead from laughing after 3 minutes loll!

@andrebarreto9177 4 жыл бұрын

FFS for 5000 bucks and she cant make the corner of a damn box??? I can only imagine her welding.

@vertigomaniac 2 жыл бұрын

LOL I lost it when I heard Captain Cleavage and Bumbling Bailiff

@davidferretiz1598 7 жыл бұрын

I legit can't tell if these cases are fake or not 😂

@JimmyKimmel2004 7 жыл бұрын

real and it takes a ton of work to find cases that work , get the people to agree to come on, and get the people to show up. not to mention pass a background check

@MagikFingers420 4 жыл бұрын

Lol ok Jimmy Kimble

@mariamyupperz7614 7 жыл бұрын

3:45 *in my Judge Judy voice* UNCROSS YOUR ARMS!

@Rocketpower713 7 жыл бұрын

I'm looking forward to the next episode of Judge James.

@courtk9409 7 жыл бұрын

My favorite on KZfaq!

@AtypicalPaul 6 жыл бұрын

This is hilarious haha

@DanielaBarrientos 5 жыл бұрын

This HAS to become a REAL show, you people...

@NellieKAdaba 5 жыл бұрын

I hope so, because I love it just like Judge Judy and People's Court.

@cycleforwardtime 6 жыл бұрын

Too Funny!

@EpicPie0 7 жыл бұрын

It seems like eastern ways of life (Buddhism, Hinduism, zen, etc) have been gaining popularity in western culture. :)

@andrevon8036 6 жыл бұрын

I'd like to think that we're cautious and aware here in the western world so we adapt to these healthy things. I live in Sweden and it's really popular here too.

@YouTubeallowedmynametobestolen 4 жыл бұрын

I love how a number of the people are trying hard not to smile.

@jennifergomez4973 7 жыл бұрын

Omg 1 minute in and I'm dying 😂

@andrevon8036 6 жыл бұрын

I can't believe this woman sent him that thing, like a liar, it totally didn't look as on the photos. Glad that the blonde light blue shirted guy won here because this one was obvious.

@thynguyen911 7 жыл бұрын

Cousin Sal kinda looks like Sean Spicer

@just2potamos 6 жыл бұрын

this is so good :D

@iamtibetan.com-Bodhpa 6 жыл бұрын

Jimmy you the best.All the best from Tibet.

@davidmartins1114 7 жыл бұрын

awsome!!!

@GaryTurbo 7 жыл бұрын

Plaintiff wanted to be more than friends with her

@gaurav__joshi 5 жыл бұрын

Everyday i found new things about kimmel

@ReservoirDolphin 7 жыл бұрын

WHEN IS THE NEXT ONE

@1forthepeople969 7 жыл бұрын

I liked it! Thanks!

@lisasalmon1675 5 жыл бұрын

Bare Chested Buddhist😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂 whyyyy🏃🏃😂😂😂

@leo19751984 6 жыл бұрын

Man! this has been the most civilized case I’ve ever seen on tv! It’s like everyone was so peaceful about the Judges decision... Sorry Judge James decision.

@OVianense 7 жыл бұрын

amazing

@muhammadazneel 5 жыл бұрын

The guy in the pink shirt looks like Andy Samberg in Brooklyn 99 where he (Jake Peralta) has to be creepy to sneak out to the library. 😂😂

@narekhart9862 4 жыл бұрын

Did he just throw the gavel at the camera 😂😂😂

@undeadminion811 6 жыл бұрын

1:24 Wow!

@faran1684 7 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@paulh2468 4 жыл бұрын

If this supposed Buddhist keeps up these shenanigans, he's gonna end up in one of the Buddhist hells. In the "Devaduta" Sutta, the Buddha teaches about the hells in vivid detail. For example, the worst of the icy, cold hells is called "Mahapadma", where the entire body cracks into pieces, and the internal organs are exposed to the icy cold, also cracking into pieces. You get to spend over 2 sextillion years in this place.

@dcamron46 3 жыл бұрын

The litigants all sway left at 1:16 for some reason...