We were going out to dinner but forgot my socks so I went back upstairs. Next thing I know my parents locked up the house and drove away. A minute later they came back and my dad said we noticed you weren't in the car when your song came on the radio and there was no singing coming from the backseat.

I got mad and ran away from home one night. I spent the night in the field behind our house and came back early in the morning. My parents hadn't noticed I'd been gone

My friends are twins. Their mother told me that once when they were babies one of the twins wouldn't stop crying. She didn't know what was wrong because she fed them already. Turns out she fed the same twin twice. I felt so sad for the other one xD

Skip to 0:59 if you want to skip straight to the #'s I'll be posting comments like these on a few more of these vids.

When I was six my dad put me in his huge sweatpants and convinced me I was shrinking instead of growing.

When I was little my dad used to tell me that raisins are actually old people who keep getting smaller and more wrinkly until we put them in our cerial and eat them. Thanks for the nightmares, dad! (at least nowadays I can tease him about becoming a raisin himself :P )

I did the grabbing the wrong hang thing too. I was in line to see santa and went to go grab my moms hand but it was some other mom. Funny thing was neither of us noticed for a moment because she assumed it was her kid without looking at me.

When I was about 2, my mom was having a garden club party, and my dad was supposed to be watching me. When he didn't see me, he just assumed I had gone to join the party. Well, I had decided to go on an adventure, crossing several major streets, and ended up watching some construction guy pour a new sidewalk. When the guy finished, he walked me home. (Luckily it was a straight shot, but 5 or 6 blocks away.) So in front of all my mom's guests, this dirty construction worker stranger man brought my 2 year old self home. 🤣

When my daughter was little, she cried one night because she wanted "long hair like a princess". I said, "Sweetie, not all princesses have long hair"' . She said, "Really"? I said "sure, like Princess Diana; she was one of the most beautiful princesses ever". She said "where is she"? I told her the truth: "She was killed in France in a car accident". I don't think she slept that night at all... #DADDYSADUM-DUM

OMG my dad totally shaved his mustache off one time and came to pick me up from daycare and I had no idea who he was. Glad I'm not the only one who experienced this tragedy!

once I had a field trip on my birth day and my mom remembered the field trip and not my birth day

When my mom told my dad to call 911, because I was going to be born. He was so frantic, he said. What's the number for 911?!

My mom used to turn the clock ahead one hour so we would think it was 8pm when it was like 7pm and had to go to beds

On a hashtags binge at 1 in the morning

Woohoo! Last video in the playlist. Back to regularly scheduled life.

My parents once left me at church and didn't realise I was gone until they got home.

lol jimmy's story reminds me of the time at the airport when i started circling a guy i thought was my father because he was wearing a shirt like the ones my dad usually wore. i was probably 6 and we were in queue for customs and i was dead beat. i just circled this random dude, rubbing against him like a cat. i feel more sorry for him than me tbh. musta been a bizarre experience for him lol

One time when I was in costco with my dad when I was 5 I thought I hugged him but I hugged an employee😂😂

My parents didn't know that I'm allergic to sunscreen when I was little so they put it on me because they thought that the rash I was getting from it was a sunburn

When I was in 2nd grade my mom rolled up the window on my friends head. She had a bruise on her neck and my mom had to explain what happened to her parents. lol

My mom was irritated with me one night bc I was constantly telling her I was hungry so after supper yelled at me and "PUT YOUR TABLE UNDER YOUR CHAIR AND GO BRUSH YOUR FACE AND WASH YOUR TEETH!" I don't think we ever laughed so hard😂😂😂

I forgot to put the tooth fairy money under my daughter's pillow- 3 nights in a row. lol

My dad told another person's kid that if she wanted donuts to plant some cheerios in the yard... sadly she tried to lol XD

"Merry Christmas, Love Satan." I'M STILL LAUGHING

My dad was angry at Google one because he couldn't find the lyrics to Jingle bells. I checked why, he typed in Single bells instead.

3:50 I thought he was about to say "That wasn't his finger" XD XD XD

My mom let me watch Silence of the Lambs when I was eight because I wanted to go to my friends house and she said.. "See honey, this is what happens when you get into a stranger's truck." I was scarred for life.

Loved the ice cream story.

When my mom and her siblings were kids, my grandma would make them wear socks with their sandles

start at 1:04

Once, I fell down on the concrete floor while playing and scrapped my knees so bad it was bleeding profusely. At the point of time, my parents were busy attending to the guests that was at our party so my dad scooped me up, washed my knee of the blood and placed some ointment on it. But one problem, we didn't have any gauze bandages to cover up my injury so he improvised and duct taped the cotton pad soaked with ointment onto my knee. I nearly died trying to get the thing off me the next day. #parentingfail

Finally finished watching every hashtag video. Now I have to wait a week for each new one.

'kay, so here's a parent fail: This happened when I was about 3 or 4 years old when we lived in a trailer park community. My mom's at the time husband drove my brother and me to our cousin's house that sat atop a big hill. Only, he parked with the car facing DOWNWARD on this big, steep hill, as apposed to parking atop it. He then proceeds to exit the car and talk to our at the time uncle as he washed his car. This put them a good 20 feet or so away from this little old car with a stick shift........ After about 30 minutes (we were supposed to go to the store to pick up some groceries for mom who wanted to get started on dinner, and shouting this out the window at him the whole time), the stick shift gave out and sent us plunging down the hill in the rickety old 4 door, me shouting "WHOOOPEEEEEEEEEE! RUN AWAY CAR!!!" and suggesting to my terrified brother (a year younger than me) that we "drive this bad boy all the way to the store and back again" as he cried and shouted for our mom (to far to help) to save us. Needless to say, this got him running down the hill after us, and I must say! I'm impressed he caught up with us. When he reached level with the driver side door, he swung it open (still running) and tried to climb inside, managing only to get his torso into the car as the rest of him dragged along side for about a minute as he tried to wrangle with the stick shift parking. I had just watched a movie or show on t.v. with a run away car and thought the whole ordeal rather exciting. My brother, however, is forever traumatized by it all.

Two lessons from this- 1. Don't let your kids listen to something you don't want them to emulate, and 2. Don't listen to something you wouldn't let your kids listen to.

When I was a kid my Dad took me fishing. Being the idiot I am, I believed him when he said the boat hitting the water hard every few seconds was actually the boat hitting a whales head. I believed him until I was 12 and used it as an answer in front of my year 8 class.

As a kid I loved watching the Thanksgiving Day Parade like any other kid growing up. Well my favorite part was always The Rockettes! I dreamed about being one until one year when I was five, I guess my dad was tired of me talking about being a Rockette, my dad looked me in the eye while I was going on and on about it said, "You're too short." I cried the rest of the day. #parentfail

OMG this is so old...😂😂😂 I'm watching in 2016❤️

once when i was little, i asked my parents if i could go to the end of the rainbow, they told me that if i do i will turn into a bug sized fairy and will be kept in a jar for the rest of my life and will never see my family again...

Once when I was like 6-8 in Disney World my dad and uncle were ramming our strollers that we were in into each other. Disney police came over and wrote them up.

My mom and her younger sister where outside with us kids (my 4 brothers, my 2 cousins, and myself) back when our families shared a duplex. My aunt overheard my year-younger brother's "bright" plan to play Dizzy Tag (a game where a person spins whoever is "it" until they nearly fall down and let them loose to try and catch the other players.) However, my brother's bright plan involved our aunt spinning him, because he said no one else could spin him fast enough to make him dizzy. She declines at first, but soon relents and gives him a spin NONE OF US would soon forget! She spun him so hard and so fast that he actually DID fall down - down the slight hill of our shared yard, and into the side walk! Despite this, he gets up saying that he was fine and demanded to be spun again. THIS time, he bypassed the side walk, tripped, and hit his head on the fire hydrant that stood near our mailbox! He was totally fine, but we never played Dizzy Tag again.....

Covering baldness with magic marker? That's a Calvin and Hobbes story line!

one time when I was about 15 I called my father to pick me up from the mall, car pulls up, I get in, only to find out that it wasn't my father and that dad was running late to pick me up. Same type of car as well

Omg that happened to me too! We were at a farmer's market (I must have been in first grade or something), and my dad used to wear this dark green winter coat (it was cold during that time), but he'd just bought a new red one. I forgot, so when I wandered off and lost track of my parents, I just went looking for the nearest dark-green coat and took this guy's hand. He stopped, looked down at me, and I looked up at him for like a minute before I let go and said, "Sorry." and wandered away (no running, no crying, just walked away casually). It was in a crowd, and I was wandering around, until finally I got out of it and saw my parents walking away. Turns out, they hadn't even noticed I was gone =.=

My mom was a nurse. The first time I asked about the birds and the bees, her answer was so technical that I had to ask again a few years later just to make sure I understood. #ParentFail

My daughter once caught me and girlfriend while we were getting it on and the both of us really weren't in the mood to give her "the talk," so when she asked what we were doing, we answered we were just playing the tickle game. Lynn (my daughter) immediately jumped on the bed and wanted to play along. #ParentFail

When I was like six, my dad told me that the bump that I had gotten on my arm was where a spider had laid its eggs. O.o To this day, spiders terrify me.

these comments are just as entertaining as the tweets in the video

The ice cream truck and Santa ones were freaking hilarious!!

The Satan one killed me x'D

My dad's a theatre nerd, and he raised me into one, exposing me to some shows a bit too early. "Tommy" was always a favorite. I wonder what my mom thought the first time I came home from dad's singing "I'm the GYPSAAAY, the ACID QUEEN... PAYYY before we STAAAART"

the satan one blew me away,i almost spat the food out of my mouth laughing

one time my family and i were on holidays in mexico and we were crossing the road and my mum reached behind her to grab my brother's hand and she looked over and she was holding on to a nun

My mom, about 7 years ago, was outside with my brothers when she decided it would be fun to send one of my younger sibs down the hill in our front yard in a wagon. It was sometime in the winter months and it had snowed and iced over fairly well - a little too well...... She put him in the wagon, however, and sent him on his way, only for the wagon to swerve off course and start to head down the hilled street, instead. This should have frightened every witness to the situation - except for the fact that my brother's screams had them all doubled over with so much laughter, that I thought they might follow suit, rolling down that icy road in copious amounts tumultuous laughter. All anyone could hear for miles away was "MOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" as my little brother careened down the icy hill with shouts of "JORDAN, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HIT THE BRAKES!" following from my mom and shouts of "TURN THE WAGON!" from another of my brothers. All this got in response was, "I CAN'T!" and "I DON'T KNOW HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" as he suddenly swerved into our neighbors drive way. Soon after the sound of a crash as the wagon finally tipped and spilled him quite unceremoniously onto the snow covered pavement of their driveway. My other brother soon retrieved him and brought him home, unharmed but shaken.

"I forgot to fill the piñata with candy at my daughter's birthday party." My response: "Beating a dead horse much?" XD

I haven't laughed this hard in along time....I needed that, it's been a rough week

Higgins doing Satans voice is the funniest thing😂

My mom once forgot my birthday and asked me how to plan my sister's party

I remember when i was probably 3, I was so used to my mom picking me up from preschool that when my dad came instead, I started screaming and crying when he tried to take me home and they had to call my mom and (almost) the police.

he starts all the Hashtag videos with, "You guys are on Twitter right?"

Yas! I've done with my Hastags Marathon! 😂😂😂

I was in a clothing store and felt something on my leg. It was a tiny boy who thought I was his mother. I'll never forget the look of horror on his face.

Omg, these all cracked me up..😂😂😂

4:01 That's how I used to cry if I was trying to talk

When a mummy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide too h-

it always becomes a trending topic within a half hour

I was in the bus once and there was this little kid standing beside me and I thought it was my little brother so I playfully hit him. My little brother turned out to be standing on the other side..

Jimmy's own little story is so funny hahahah I've did the same thing when I was little, so embarrassed

What!? but I wanted a present from Satan. All I got was a present from Santa.

Last one killed me. XD

Once when I was in the seventh grade I was talking to a boy I liked when my dad drove up. He flipped when he saw us talking so he put on sunglasses and drove up super slow in his black Honda, and the guy ran. I didn't notice the reason he ran until I got into the car- he was wearing his "My Gun Cleaning Hat" with fake bullet holes that he got for a quarter at a yard sale.

I Think The Dad Who Wrote Satan on His Daughter’s Christmas Present Probably Did it on Propose as a Prank

Get thee behind me Santa!

My parents never put limits on what I could read. I read one of my mom's Sidney Sheldon novels and learned what a snuff movie was. I was SEVEN. #ParentFail

One time when I was in kindergarten this man had the same car as my mom so me and my brother climbed and started to talk about our day and then we looked and saw the man and freaked out

Hahahaha I love you, Jimmy

When I was really little my family went to the beach and I was on my dads back because i couldn't swim an a wave knocked us over. I grabbed a handful of sand thinking it was my dads hair and pulled... also thinking I'd just ripped my dads hair out.

amazing how every hashtag become a trending topic in half an hour. :L

The Satan one and the last one were funny😂

My mom did the piñata thing too. She thought they came pre-filled 😂

"Mom can I have a kitten?" Mom misunderstands and explains where babies come from

My dad always changed the Santa stocking holder to Satan just to get my grandpa mad

The mustache one reminds me of something that happened between my dad and me. My dad always had this really long beard and he never really shaved it, just trimmed it. Well, he decided to shave it completely off when I was about 4 and he came into my room to wake me up from a nap and I had no idea who he was so I started crying and screaming for my dad. Little did I know, that WAS my dad, haha.

I had the same experience with you Jimmy!in fact he was behind me and he was laughing

"I'll open this later.…"

in 4th grade my dad was a single parent with us so he decided to go cheap and cut my hair but the only hair cut he knew how to do was a bowl cut . dont do that to your daughter! worst hair style ever!

Oh man! The Christmas gift absolutely got me :D hahahaha

When I have kids, on chritmas, I'm gonna have gifts from me, my wife, Santa, and then in the corner, there'll be one from Satan with the list of bad things he/she's done.

When I was younger and learning my first words, my dad told me that dandelions where called elephants and elephants where called dandelions. Both my parents let it play on for 2 years.

When I was a baby my mom wouldn't let my older sister, was eight or nine at the time bathe me. My dad didn't know that and let her do it one day when my mom wasn't home. Since I was wet I slipped right out of her hands onto the ground. I was ok though. I like to say that I was born stupid, but since my sister dropped me on my head, I became smart. Now I'm a straight A student, so if my joke is correct, then thank goodness for my sly older sister. #Parentfails

OMG when Higgins said "Merry Christmas" in Satan's voice!! 😆😆🤣🤣

3:54 I think that's how I used to cry when I was little! 😂😂😂😂

One time when I was little, my dad told me if you wished upon a star, and your wish came true, you've sold your soul to the devil. I was terrified to wish upon a star after that. Whenever my mom went somewhere, I always wanted to go with her. But because she wanted to get out for a little bit by herself, she started telling me there were bears outside, so I wouldn't want to go, and stay at home with dad. It became hard to get me to go ANYWHERE after that. "Nooo, the bears will get me!"

That was the only time I have ever heard "I lathered one kid up twice" in a non-creepy context.

my dad once dropped my sister on her head when she was a baby... no wonder why she's so weird

I just love Jimmy and Higgins so much.

He says that EVERY SINGLE HASHTAG he made went trending in half an hour

i srsly love Higgins. he cracks me up :)

the ice cream one is evil😭😂

Heres a win; My 5 yrold son loved to run ahead of me in department stores and hide so he could jump out a scare me, which I told him not to do. I once waited until he was hiding from me and I went the other direction and hid from him. I was about 30ft away watching him freak out as he frantically searched the area calling for me. A lady approached him and sent him to the customer service desk, I followed him and surprised him just as he got there. He has never went more than 10ft from me since

my dad and I were walking through an Albertsons grocery store for over 20 minutes when I walked behind him and saw that he had a gigantic hole in the butt of his pants.... he wasn't wearing any underwear... so yeah, for over 20 mins people were staring at his butt... I walked right behind him the rest of the time holding his shirt down... talk about embarrassing.