I was in a pet store and someone said hello, I turned around and said "Hi" and realized it was a parrot.

I work at Chick-fil-A, where I have to respond with "My pleasure" every time someone says thanks. I told a man, "Enjoy your meal." He said, "You too." And I said "My pleasure." We both judged each other and ourselves really hard before he walked away. #thatwasstupid

I accidentally said 'amen' instead of 'thank you' to a customer on the phone who was ordering a takeaway.

I asked this girl what her name was and she said it was Sharon. I'm really bad at remembering names so I kept repeating 'Sharon' over and over in my head. She then asked me what my name was. I said Sharon. My name is not Sharon.🤦‍♂️

I was in a public bathroom and someone tried to open the door so I yelled "I'm a person" #thatwasstupid

I asked my dad when my uncle's birthday was... they're twins.

the soup or salad happened to me, only when the waiter asked I replied, "regular sized is fine"

I asked my dad what day of the week Black Friday was on and he just looked at me and went "I want you to ask me that question again" so I was like "ok? what day of the week is black fr- oh.."

I worked at Wendy's for 8 years, and now that I work in a doctor's office, I find myself trying to say "Welcome to Wendy's, can I take your order please" when I answer the phone. Haven't slipped yet, but I'm waiting.

I was preparing some lunch in the kitchen when I remembered I needed to make a phone call. I dialed 1-3-0 before realizing I was dialing on the microwave.

I once spent 3 hours trying to find my car in a parking lot before i relised I took the metro

I had a laugh attack to the point I was crying and losing my breath over the super salad.

When a friend of mine's neighbor greeted her with "how are you today", she got tongue tied and said a combination of "all right" and "fine". She said "arf".

I was about to meet a girl named Mia. I shook her hand and said, "hi, i'm Mia... I mean, you're Mia, but... I, uh, used to be Mia, it's my middle name and I went by it before I moved here..." My middle name is Sophie. She still thinks it's Mia. we've been friends for 4 years.

I was introducing a female friend to some of my Army buddies. They asked, "Is this your girlfriend?" I meant to say, "No, this is just a friend," instead I said, "This is one of them."

Straight up just watched 2 hours of the #hashtag videos

I once binged watch Jimmy Fallon videos instead of studying for an urgent test #ThatWasStupid

When I was in elementary school. I failed a test and forgot to have my mom sign it. So I signed it "mom." The teacher was not amused.

Cashier: "hi" Me: "good thanks" lol I've done it so many times because you're always expecting "hi, how are you?"

The "soup or salad" happened to me too

In grade 2 I called our home room teacher Mom at least three times in one year.

I ordered chinese food once. When they came to drop it off the driver gave me my food and said "Enjoy your meal" and I replied "Thanks you too".

At the movies, the ticket collector guy was like, "enjoy the movie" and I was like, "yeah, you too."

I was in the mall, and when a guy said hello to his phone, I replied by saying hello too. #ThatWasStupid

One time in middle school I had written the state capitals down on flashcards to study them when my phone rang. Instead of saying hello, I accidently answered the phone with "Augusta", the capital of Maine.

my male teacher announced to my class that his wife was pregnant. without thinking, I exclaimed, "GOOD JOB!" #ThatWasStupid

An old friend from high school who was working at the dressing room desk at Target, picked up the courtesy phone to give an announcement said "Attention Wal-Mart shoppers..." Before correcting herself and proceeded with the Target announcement. She worked at Wal-Mart before Target and forgot. haha...

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's SUPER SALAD!

I said Amen at the end of a phone call once.

We were in school and my friends and I were walking up wet steps. I pretended to slip to freak out my friends and I actually slipped two seconds later. #ThatWasDumb

Cashier: Thank you, come again Me: You're welcome

He pronounced my twitter name wrong. Who cares, I got on TV woo!

I went to a friend's house in Brooklyn and to make small talk I asked her "So have you ever been to Brooklyn?" #ThatWasStupid

When I arrived in the US, the immigration officer asked me: ' How long ya here for?', so I answered:' I just got off the plane...'

Once I was visiting my friend via train in cork, and her dad was coming to pick me up. And I saw a man who looked like him who waved in my direction so I waved back and called out really loudly "hey!". Yeah, it was someone else and the WHOLE train station heard so I acted like my person went round this corner so I sprinted there and knocked over an old woman!! (I am a disaster on legs)

Was so hungover while looking for my glasses... found them ! They were in the bathroom mirror. I was wearing them.

When I was really little I thought grilled cheese sandwiches were "girl cheese" sandwiches. when someone would ask me if i wanted a grilled cheese sandwich I would start to cry and throw a fit and say.. "no, i want a boy cheese samdwich"..

I love hashtags, best segment.

I have been asked soup or salad as well and said the same thing lol... They should ask"salad or soup?"

i once knee'd myself in the face at school, then when my friends didnt believe that was possible i tried to demonstrate it and i smashed my knee into my nose and knocked myself on the floor

The super salad one happened to me too. I told my manager at work who was putting in my order that I wanted soup and salad (Caesar) and when I got the wrong salad, I realized that she thought I wanted the superfood salad (an actual item on the menu). I ate it anyway so I can try something new. Two weeks later, it was taken off the menu. It’s been nice knowing you, superfood, even if our meeting was completely accidental.

Tried to put my contacts in before realizing that I still had my glasses on. Stuck right to the lens

If Blue ska-dooed, we can, too! That girl had a legit reason for hitting that wall.

Jimmy definitely has to do a part II of "#ThatWasStupid" tweets. Funniest hashtag segment in a while!!

Ticket person: Enjoy your movie Me: You too *awkward silence #thatwasstupid

I called my teacher Mom once #ThatWasStupid xD

Not too long ago, I was in line to get food at school but the thing is that I needed a specific card to get a free meal. I was just standing and line, just fiddling around with my card even people we're looking at me playing with it and also gave me a weird look. It took me 5 minutes realize I was holding my bus pass, not my meal deal card.

I'm the kind of person who says "thank you" to the vending machines

2:00 I'm actually crying. That's hilarious. How embarrassed would you be...LOL

Here's another funny: Not long after my family moved to South America, we went out to eat and I ordered steak in my poor Spanish. The waiter asked me how I wanted it cooked, and I translated "medium rare" too literally into "medio raro," which actually means "kinda weird" in that country's slang. He looked at me funny until one of my parents smothered their laughter enough to tell him the correct phrase, "termino medio." *facepalm* What was worse is that I made this mistake several more times over the next year; I just couldn't remember "termino medio" to save my life.

I used to work for Master Card and This super sweet lady said "God bless you" in the end of the call and I said Amen

I thought a mannequin was my mom once I stood there for 5 minutes saying "mom? Mom!" Until my mom came over and thought I was crazy #ThatWasStupid

When it was my birthday everyone kept saying "Happy Birthday" and I kept saying "thanks you too" lol and also "hi how are you, good thanks how are you? good thanks and you? again lol

I fell off a desk in homeroom causing my friend to laugh at me. When I tried to defend myself by showing her how it happened I fell of again. We both laughed so hard we were crying.

I love how he reenacted the whole super salad thing 🤣🤣he's my favorite!

The "super salad" happened to my aunt one time as well. Maybe waiters should start saying "salad or soup", or LEARN TO ENUNCIATE. The one about falling down the stairs had me crackin' up, though.

My family saves up loose change in a 5 gallon jug and when we were counting it one of my sisters goes: 'Look! It's a one cent penny!'

When I was younger, I was playing with my dads razor and pretending to shave a nonexistent beard (I'm a girl) and I asked myself why I had hair on my forehead, so I shaved it off and later realized it was my eyebrow.

One time i was eating at a Long John Silvers and i seen this kid eating with an eye-patch on, so i went up and asked "going with the pirate theme, Arrrr?" His mother almost choked on her food and said he was completely blind in that eye. #thatwasstupid

I love the way jimmys nose crinkles when he laughs. Too cute

Some of these were on tumblr... The super salad? Yah I swear I reblogged it like a year ago!

Steve's perfectly random "I never loved you" line gets me every time!!

My husband has been teaching elementary school since the early 90's. Not a week goes by where a student doesn't call him (and every other male teacher on the planet) "Mom." // I am a retired high school secretary. Almost daily a student would approach me for something and ask "Hey Mom?" And out of force of habit I'd reply, "What, Sweetie?"

My friend did the same thing when our waitress asked him, "Salad, soup, or fries?" He paused for a moment to think and said ecstatically, "Salad superfies! That sounds amazing!"

Similar to super salad story if not worse... I went to a fast food restuarant and the guy asked me what I wanted to drink..I heard him perfectly fine, I knew what he was asking...and I said yes. He was like ??but what??

I did the super salad thing at panera.... Literally the same thing.

I once bought a fish at petsmart and asked if it came with water. #ThatWasStupid

I have to admit, I'm guilty of the "Oh, no, a sever weather bulletin!!! Wait, this is on my DVR, that was last week's weather" thing, lo

Sometimes when I'm leaving someone's house and they say drive safe, Ill say you too.

I always wonder why they waste so much paper , I mean a card for a two liner? Why? You can fill all of them in one card.

One time i wanna eat chips from my right hand, and my left hand wanna plug in the earphone to my left ear. And suddenly i put the earphone in my mouth... -.- #ThatWasStupid

1:56 I kept picturing Miss Swan from Mad TV as SeriouslyitsSam's sister. Ooh, ya ya super salad.

I like how his three second stare was just about two. :)

Hashtags never fails to delight with laughter. Ty Jimmy & fans!

I ordered pizza last week but the person was speaking so fast I got so confused. At the end of the call he said "Have a good night" I wanted to say "thanks you too!" instead I said "You do" I never hung up so quick in my life

I constantly make the mistake of saying "I'm sorry." when someone says "Thank you."

I really like both Jimmy and Steve but everyone is constantly hating on Steve but he's one of the main reasons this whole segment is so funny

Jimmy is so polite to laugh at Higgins's jokes.

This was a really good one, probably the funniest hashtags in a while!

I used to lift my feet up if I farted in a public restroom stall so no one would know which stall was to blame. My heart used to actually race thinking people would know it was me when I came out to wash my hands.

I said 'thank you' instead of saying my name after someone introduced himself to me.

"I NEVER LOVED YOU!" Every time, Higgins...

I say 'Goodbye' to automated calls. I even remind myself not to do it throughout the call, but I still do it.

That conference call one was hilarious!! One time my mom was on a conference call but I didn't know and I had just started my period but I didn't know it was my period so I ran to her screaming I had a urinary disease while she was on the call . . .

I said 'goodbye' at the end of a customer announcement at the massive department I was working out of sheer panic

I once said 'amen' at the end of morning announcements...

Love hashtags. Hope they never stop doing this bit.

Testicles for tentacles. My 5th grade teacher did that one day. We were doing an individual reading assignment about octopi and it had the word 'appendage' for 'tentacle', but many students did not understand it. Our lovely teacher went around saying 'testicle' instead of 'tentacle' I dont' even know how many times before she realized what she was saying. Good times.

I like the soup or salad on because it reminds me of a joke about old people in a residential home. At a social gathering an elderly woman stood up and started waving the bottom of her her skirt , lifting the hem up a little in between as she was saying 'super sex, super sex, super, sex.' One of guys replied, 'I think I'll have the soup!

Oh man these #hashtags was so hilarious!! Love Jimmy and Higgins together!!

I’ve totally done the super salad one!! 😂

Omg I thought I was the only one who has done the "soup or salad" lol

I was at a store in the mall and an employee asked if I was doing alright and I said "yes, please"

That super salad one had me 😂😂😂

I've watched this one so many times because I just lose it at Higgins' "I NEVER LOVED YOU!"

I worked at Olive Garden and the "Super Salad" thing happened on a daily basis.

I asked my sister "Hey! what's Harry Potters last name? #ThatWasStupid

My friend forgot it was my birthday, when I told her she said, "Wow it's been like a year already". 😂

The super salad killed me looooool

NO I DON'T WANT THE SUPER SALAD, I WANT THE REGULAR ONE! ~ Michael Kyle