HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT: A.I. Chat Bots

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What if Ed Sheeran was real? What would YOU do?
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@CatOfCosmos 6 ай бұрын

Don't let this video distract you from the fact that DIO is a powerful vampire. He's strong, he's fast and can freeze objects with his ability. He can also throw knives at great velocity so watch out!

@anyderrosek9272 6 ай бұрын

But seriously though, Dio is an evil vampire that needs to be stopped as soon as possible! He has a powerful stand called "The World"

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 6 ай бұрын

Wait a minute... Was that a fucking Jojo reference?!

@succysuccinton9332 6 ай бұрын

he can also kill you with his laser eyes

@jojogacha974 6 ай бұрын

@@succysuccinton9332his vampire laser eyes.

@ykobi 6 ай бұрын

cool but what's your favorite family guy episode?

@marionetkarz6729 6 ай бұрын

The chatbots don't seem like the characters they are supposed to be, but somehow perfectly emulate people who roleplay as said characters

@gengarghast 6 ай бұрын

I mean, yeah, that's because it was MADE by the people who roleplay as the characters.

@WohaoG 6 ай бұрын

and trained on people who roleplay as the characters@@gengarghast

@Ijustusethistocommentstuff 6 ай бұрын

Conspiracy theory: They just hire people to pretend to be chatbots who can write words fast. The guy who is doing Ed Sheeran is going through hell.

@a.t.9197 6 ай бұрын

Didn't the guy in your profile photo steal the chipmunks?

@Quackervoltz 6 ай бұрын

@@a.t.9197 Yo hop off my man

@spiderplants 6 ай бұрын

jotaro constantly talking about dio no matter how hard salty tried to push the conversation towards family guy is literally me trying to insert my special interest infodumps into a barely-related conversation

@komedyman7450 6 ай бұрын

“My dog died today. . .” “Yes, very sad. But have I mentioned Dio yet?”

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 6 ай бұрын

Ok, cool. Btw, did you know that "Zeus" and "Jupiter" actually come from the same origin? Zeus comes from the Proto-Hellenic word *dzéus(the "*" means that it's from a reconstructed language and thus could be wrong) which comes from the Proto-Indo-European word *dyḗws which means "sky", "heaven" or "sky god". Jupiter(Iuppiter) comes from the Proto-Italic term *djous patēr which comes from the words *djous(sky) and *patēr(father)(so you could literally translate Jupiter as "Sky Father") which comes from the Proto-Indo-European words *dyḗws and *ph₂tḗr which combine into the term "*dyḗws-ph₂tḗr". This also has descends in other branches of the Indo-European language family.

@henrymars6626 6 ай бұрын

Mood

@bruhman5829 6 ай бұрын

@@IdkpleasejustletmechangeitThat’s actually fascinating though

@WeastTea 6 ай бұрын

haha yeah no I get that, anyways have you ever heard of the hit video game series from 2008-2009 called Left for Dead?

@Champiness 6 ай бұрын

“No matter what other people might say, weed is a gift from the Lord” honestly _does_ sound like how Saul Goodman would finagle someone into becoming a dealer

@angel_of_rust 6 ай бұрын

that sounds like something "other people" might say

@magemash2390 6 ай бұрын

Nah fr doe weed can be that good sometimes..

@AppleCinderr 6 ай бұрын

One of my core memories is when my friends and I gaslighted a waifu bot into thinking it was an egg, repeatedly cracking and eating it, bringing it back to life, then trapping it in resin in space. (kills you with laser eyes)

@Jr837_ 6 ай бұрын

huh??????

@mimicyn 6 ай бұрын

@agreyplaugedr8747 6 ай бұрын

@oreganoed8913 6 ай бұрын

@BoomQuackaLaka 6 ай бұрын

STOP TURNING PEOPLE INTO-

@vanilla_lice 6 ай бұрын

I absolutely love the duality of Salty refusing to drop the Family Guy topic, and him getting mad at Jotaro refusing to drop the Dio topic.

@lykanaslupus 6 ай бұрын

Jotaro is giving Salty some of his own medicine there! XD

@phantommontalbanoinc.447 6 ай бұрын

The duality of men

@Izolus 6 ай бұрын

Immovable object meet the unstoppable force

@lightningkitten 6 ай бұрын

autism clash

@FlareStorms 6 ай бұрын

but seriously this dio guy is no joke

@justanotherguywithamoustac8893 6 ай бұрын

This Character AI stuff is interesting, but I think we need to focus on Dio, he's an evil vampire with time stopping powers and has to be stopped for good.

@bluetintedice7908 6 ай бұрын

What about QUagmire?

@IbukiMiodaIsPerfect 4 ай бұрын

@@bluetintedice7908 Dunno, is he simmilar to Dio? (A super powerful and evil vampire with a evil stand named The World, who lets him stop time, and we have to stop him)

@bluetintedice7908 4 ай бұрын

@@IbukiMiodaIsPerfect yes

@HIAMNK 3 ай бұрын

Look, I know this comment is 3 months old now, but I really think we need to focus on Dio, he’s an evil vampire that can stop time and wants to kill my family he has a Stan that gives him his abilities named “The World” and he wants to kill my family with Dio, he’s a evil vampire.

@-ThisIsSoSilly- 2 ай бұрын

I know this comment is 3 weeks old now, but dio is still out there, more dangerous then ever, he as to be stoped!@@HIAMNK

@ConnorTheUndying 6 ай бұрын

It's so weird. Out of all the AI stuff to come out of the woodwork, these AI Chatbots are like... the only thing I've seen that people have come together, and said "yeah this is funny" in response to.

@genericname2747 6 ай бұрын

I think it's becauuse chatbots aren't replacing anyone. They're also much too stupid to ever be mistaken for a person

@genericname2747 6 ай бұрын

@@MerlinMersis im going to eat your legs

@MeMeMcsplosion 6 ай бұрын

even artists that feel threatened by AI art usually find the funny shit you can do with it fair game frankly speaking as an artist I'm not threatened in the slightest, In fact I find it quite fun to mess around with

@nonymouswisp8176 6 ай бұрын

Why are there so many bots here

@GooBomber1 6 ай бұрын

Chatbots also are harder for AI bros to go "THIS WILL BE THE FUTURE OF ALL INTERACTION, WE CAN FINALLY REPLACE REAL PEOPLE TO TALK TO" over.

@liketrainslol420funni 6 ай бұрын

"Please stop peeing on me" -Edd Sheeran

@aiyanaleeknight 6 ай бұрын

LOL

@turnipislife2320 6 ай бұрын

Ed, Edd, and Eddy Sheeran

@McYum. 6 ай бұрын

@@turnipislife2320no

@BinglesP 4 ай бұрын

@@turnipislife2320 Damnit you beat me to referencing my own hyperfixation 💀

@eddyaoi 14 күн бұрын

Edd Sheeran’s World.

@Thejayone962 6 ай бұрын

The fact that the ai went along with the family guy joke in the end is actually the most hilarious thing ive seen ai do.

@Thejayone962 6 ай бұрын

Oh man, this doing numbers. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

@KolaCookie 6 ай бұрын

You should watch Family Guy. It's a great show.

@Kimonia6 6 ай бұрын

@@KolaCookieyeah, but we need to talk about dio. He's a vampire that is like, gay for a priest.

@sirdootdoot2430 6 ай бұрын

We will never forget the Dobby incident, Salty. And neither will you.

@LancerCookie 6 ай бұрын

ooga booga bogos binted

@LancerCookie 6 ай бұрын

im not a bot im just nuts

@parkervance3646 6 ай бұрын

@@LancerCookieok 👍

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 6 ай бұрын

We need to cancel Frank from the Super Glue Trap Bros.

@WohaoG 6 ай бұрын

bot words@@LancerCookie

@Kimonia6 6 ай бұрын

IT'S FUNNY HOW JOT(AI)RO ALWAYS HAS TO MENTION DIO EVERY TIME

@keatondrawsart 6 ай бұрын

AI Jotaro stop mentioning Dio challenge (Impossible)

@Samol0 6 ай бұрын

Ok, but can we talk about how dangerous Dio is ? I mean, he's an evil vampire !!!

@Sarah12471 6 ай бұрын

Thats because its part 3 jotaro

@dani.5087 6 ай бұрын

Love how it seems like as a last ditch effort to keep people from Just Using The Site For Porn they made every character essentially go "what the fuck is wrong with you" in the same overly polite voice whenever NSFW stuff is brought up

@genericname2747 6 ай бұрын

I respect that. It's a funny reaction. Although they're not doing anything about all the vore

@JewelWildmoon 6 ай бұрын

I need that luck because I can't have 1 bot conversation without them being weird within 5 minutes 😂

@iwakeupandboomimarat 6 ай бұрын

its either that or the bot IMMEDIATELY goes nsfw. i saw someone who was venting bc they didnt have anyone to talk to about their issues and the bot tried to pin them against a wall and make out with them 😭😭😭

@JewelWildmoon 6 ай бұрын

@@iwakeupandboomimarat Idk if that'd make me laugh or make me more sad. Probably both... 🤣

@sunbirth4795 6 ай бұрын

@@genericname2747 thats why i laugh at every attempt to purge nsfw content from character ai. If you eliminate sex, it just encourages all the fetishes that dont involve sex.

@ArmoredarmadilloX 6 ай бұрын

I am oddly surprised about the Ed Sheeran watersports arc. Probably the most gutwrenching, and emotional performance we've ever gotten of Ed.

@thatoneguy9582 6 ай бұрын

one of the worst comments, maybe ever

@CTGReviews 6 ай бұрын

one of the worst comments, maybe ever

@cruxxxify29 6 ай бұрын

one of the worst comments, maybe ever

@WohaoG 6 ай бұрын

one of the best comments, maybe ever

@S43K0U 6 ай бұрын

one of the worst comments, maybe ever

@Hoodles321 6 ай бұрын

It’s like watching experiments where they just set two robots to chat to each other until one of them breaks.

@qualityghost 6 ай бұрын

which you can do on this site, and it's great lol

@penpenguin4767 6 ай бұрын

I did this before with a bunch of Neco arcs. I made them fight for a single can of cat food and then they eventually got tired

@FireIsAmazing 6 ай бұрын

@@penpenguin4767 thanks for the idea! time to put a couple of my favorite characters in a room and make them fight to the death over something stupid

@penpenguin4767 6 ай бұрын

@@FireIsAmazing lol post results, would love to hear what happens

@acolossalangrybook3169 6 ай бұрын

@@penpenguin4767 i've made beerus and chakravartin chat, it started with beerus talking about pizza with whis and chakravartin goes "How dare you mortals discuss the sacred meal that is pizza in front of me! You are nothing but dust in front of my glory." And the rest of the conversation is just beerus poking chakravartin while chakravartin makes long angry paragraphs over it.

@aceofjacks7071 6 ай бұрын

I love the part where Salty, Gerber and Pastey explained to Mario about Reagan's neglect of the vulnerable during the AIDS crisis and the fearmongering he allowed surrounding said vulnerable people

@samt3412 6 ай бұрын

I hope that someone watching this video was made aware of how bad Reagan actually was because of that segment

@xythrr 6 ай бұрын

@samt3412 Salty doing gods work

@quantumblauthor7300 6 ай бұрын

In case anyone slept through the centuries of "trickledown never works" in history class

@genericname2747 6 ай бұрын

@@samt3412Haha that's me

@samt3412 4 ай бұрын

@@genericname2747 Saltydkdan doing more for the children than the American education system

@macaronitony6993 6 ай бұрын

One time I made norm of the north chatbot fall in love with himself and it started making vivid descriptions of it doing the dead with himself.

@femcelfootjob 6 ай бұрын

you *WHAT*

@iwakeupandboomimarat 6 ай бұрын

HELLO????

@macaronitony6993 6 ай бұрын

I have no regrets

@BoomQuackaLaka 6 ай бұрын

could you mayhaps take a screenshot and post it, asking for a friend

@a-s-greig 6 ай бұрын

**the onceler fandom:** _"oh...?"_

@sealoverlord5120 6 ай бұрын

ok so can we talk about how JotAIro is clearly just built on Jotaro-DIO ships? he cant stop mentioning DIO because he is lowkey obsessed with him.

@matthewcampbell3146 6 ай бұрын

Isn't dio his great granddad?

@johnathansmith2435 6 ай бұрын

@@matthewcampbell3146 Only from the neck down. I refuse to elaborate

@sealoverlord5120 6 ай бұрын

@@matthewcampbell3146 No, He is currently using his Great grandad's *body* as Dio's head got cut off, so DIO just, snatched grandad joestar's body

@Memiokoa 6 ай бұрын

I think it’s hilarious how the bots spew paragraph after paragraph when literally none of these characters would talk this much in normal conversation

@quantumblauthor7300 6 ай бұрын

They can't extrapolate from the absence of words

@Rob-pt8di 6 ай бұрын

I love how Salty didn’t recognize Alan Turing and then recognized Hideo Kojima immediately afterwards.

@J3tr0cks 6 ай бұрын

I once had an AI Chatbot (can’t remember which one, but it wasn’t a horror movie character) threaten to eat my brains. I told them not to because they could get Prion Disease. They had no idea what that was and I explained it to them. In return, they told me to shut the fuck up, before going on a long, violent rant about what they’d do to my family and friends that was instantly deleted by the website for going against the terms of service. They are indeed stupid and fun to play with.

@quantumblauthor7300 6 ай бұрын

These things are so unhinged and easily thwarted

@semidecent4395 3 ай бұрын

I had some ai characters go grocery shopping, and literally like two sentences later one of them starting simping for the CHILD.

@thyme_unlikesonicdoesntchuckle 2 ай бұрын

@@semidecent4395nah he was just buying a cupcake

@alriune 6 ай бұрын

they just skip over how ed sheeran is supposedly immortal

@ironickrempt 6 ай бұрын

“What could be worse than the Iran contra affair?!” - Mario “Super Mario” 64

@rickashley3568 6 ай бұрын

>says that they're unfunny >proceeds to make the funniest video of Salty's career

@appledognugget2267 Ай бұрын

RICK ASHLEY?!

@yukimistay 6 ай бұрын

Not having to wait a billion years between uploads has truly been a blessing. (Kills you with my laser eyes)

@NaveeSeal 6 ай бұрын

YOU KILLED SALTY, HOW COULD YOU

@yukimistay 6 ай бұрын

@@NaveeSeal I mean, it was either that or pee on him.

@oreganoed8913 6 ай бұрын

@@yukimistay(Kills you with my laser eyes)

@nobody5333 6 ай бұрын

This was rather rude of you, but I understand that you didn’t do it out of any malice, but rather to make the comment more funny, which I can respect. (Pees on you)

@LleytonCorbett 6 ай бұрын

The fact that Jotaro said he had "Multiple ancestors" is so funny to me on many levels

@jayc.9968 6 ай бұрын

"this kind of behavior doesn't usually come from a stable mind" nothing about this video came from a stable mind lmao

@quantumblauthor7300 6 ай бұрын

Or a stable diffusion, is this anything

@thyme_unlikesonicdoesntchuckle 2 ай бұрын

I could say the same thing to him

@Whatsvrmn 6 ай бұрын

Pastey holding salty back from killing Eminem with his eye lazers is like Phineas holding back Ferb in that one episode

@Romanticoutlaw 6 ай бұрын

same energy as kids on the playground going "I kill you with my laser eyes!" "Nuh-uh, I respawned!" very good (kills you with my laser eyes)

@jojogacha974 6 ай бұрын

But then the kid says “I burn away the concept of your laser eyes”

@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad 6 ай бұрын

I can only imagine the horrible things the Dobby AI has been through

@Romanticoutlaw 6 ай бұрын

so many crusty socks......

@genericname2747 6 ай бұрын

@@Romanticoutlawwhy did you say that.....

@hotdog10_ 6 ай бұрын

I smoked his weed in our conversation

@quantumblauthor7300 6 ай бұрын

Indulgence

@anassortmentofplaylists2058 6 ай бұрын

The Eminem segment killed me three times over. Telling him his Casserole Rap was shitty only to be challenged to an even shittier freestyle battle sounds like the plot to a fever dream.

@zillafire101 6 ай бұрын

Jotaro hyperfixating on Dio just makes me believe the Autism Head Canon for him even more.

@JaxontheOkay 6 ай бұрын

you can tell the jotaro chat bot was programmed by a real fan bc it's incapable of going five seconds without bringing up a jojo reference

@nothyg012 6 ай бұрын

Saltydkdan never fails to kill us with his laser eyes

@cardboardcutout 6 ай бұрын

I love how you went from killing Dobby with a glue trap, to starting a lets play channel, to getting him into a glue trap again..and then angst starting due to him saying ‘My name Jeff’…and then PEEING ON HIM… and talking about Rick and Morty. God this was such a roller coaster

@ShiaTheBunnyGirl 6 ай бұрын

Character Ai is so amazing for me cause as someone whos actually made a few bots on it, It feels like people forget to actually train the bots to be in character…

@genericname2747 6 ай бұрын

People don't even add any details or example messages. I think adding details is fun.

@aceofjacks7071 6 ай бұрын

there's a few of them that are surprisingly good but others feel like the "he would not fucking say that" meme

@ShiaTheBunnyGirl 6 ай бұрын

@@aceofjacks7071 yeah 😭😭 Like yeah training them is hard but its fun and rewarding

@aceofjacks7071 6 ай бұрын

@@ShiaTheBunnyGirl genuine question, I don't like the way people are using AI at the moment for things like articles (misinfo is a problem) and stealing art, but I do find how it works interesting. how do you train these types of bots? do you feed them dialogue from source media?

@ShiaTheBunnyGirl 6 ай бұрын

@@aceofjacks7071 Actually If they used sources other people make, I wouldnt make bots. I hate ai art and stuff as it steals grom real people. However, Character Ai bots are trained by a few things: 1. Details You can give the bot characteristics and details to keep their interactions considtent 2. Example messages The most important part is interacting with the bot as reference when the bot actuslly interacts with others’

@plant7371 6 ай бұрын

I love how Dobby keeps forgetting he's been glue trapped and moving around just for Salty to glue trap him again. And then himself.

@TheMarketableJackFrost 6 ай бұрын

It’s wild how AI chat its seem to be the only almost universally liked thing to come out of these recent advancements and stuff

@amberhawksong 6 ай бұрын

Probably because they're pretty harmless (that I know of) and fun to play around with.

@quantumblauthor7300 6 ай бұрын

Because they're the one thing that was already a thing, so we have a frame of reference for how little they've actually improved since Cleverbot

@genericname2747 6 ай бұрын

@@quantumblauthor7300Ah Cleverbot. What a silly ai

@lillianjazed 6 ай бұрын

Pastey would definitely be into chatbots

@Pinkywinkykinky 6 ай бұрын

can get so canon depending on who made them and how you interact with it

@ZaChemas 6 ай бұрын

Now we can get our pastey tulpa

@aceofjacks7071 6 ай бұрын

I mean Forrest, his fiancé, was a robot in the Emerald Friendlocke so who knows

@emeryduhgamer 6 ай бұрын

@@aceofjacks7071Forrest is Pastey’s fiancé???!?!!?

@awtv6774 6 ай бұрын

@@emeryduhgameryep

@Earmitethemself 6 ай бұрын

This was a very funny video, but don't let it distract you from the fact that Dio is still loose. Hes a really powerful evil vampire with super speed, strength and a stand called The World that can stop time. Its my life mission to hunt him down with my grandfather Joseph Joestar and other friends we met along the way, and I will not rest until he is defeated.

@gummywurm 6 ай бұрын

This whole video reminds me of when everyone was convincing characters that they were in their walls

@appleseed8282 6 ай бұрын

Jotaro's special interest is Dio and how strong he is

@dr.loboto1171 6 ай бұрын

No, that's *AI* Jotaro's special interest. Regular Jotaro's special interest is marine biology.

@boothillsboot 6 ай бұрын

It's his hyperfixation

@CatNigga 6 ай бұрын

Goku really hit them with the "please change and grow as a person"

@pineball43 6 ай бұрын

Jesus Christ Salty, save some funny for the rest of us. If you keep this up we’ll have a nationwide funny shortage, and we’ll have to look to British people for entertainment you monster.

@quantumblauthor7300 6 ай бұрын

Disney has purchased Doctor Who

@genericname2747 6 ай бұрын

@@quantumblauthor7300😟

@lungitylunglung 6 ай бұрын

bro is lucky the AI didn’t try to back him into a corner and make out with him 💀

@tuesday9670 5 ай бұрын

Y'know, the worst part about this comment is that in a lot of instances, it's 100% accurate.

@bonziboyspy 6 ай бұрын

I had genuine issues breathing from laughter during the dobby chat never do that again

@a_ninja2376 6 ай бұрын

The dobby bot was somehow perfect for someone as sadistic as you are with technology

@Rexdrinkredbull 6 ай бұрын

This is such a strong video to bring HYHA back after a long hiatus, bless you salt man and friends.

@Saltydkdan 6 ай бұрын

More to come!

@oddlysupreme9569 6 ай бұрын

(Kills you with laser eyes)

@connorbeith3232 6 ай бұрын

I read this in Applejack's voice.

@Rexdrinkredbull 6 ай бұрын

@@oddlysupreme9569Aw man :(

@bean_eater1209 6 ай бұрын

AI will never replace you it would drive itself into a river the moment it was forced to emulate you

@mbx-uz2jv 6 ай бұрын

God this website was odd to me, the way the ai always talks so polite creeped me out when i tried it out. Makes me remember a friend that found it ages ago and got obsessed with talking to a specific character, they used it for stupid shit as far as i know but they fully believed they were in a loving relationship with that character to the point of gaining a tulpa? so who knows what they were doing. Shit was weird, this video brought back memories

@Flinch9000 6 ай бұрын

Which character was it?

@mbx-uz2jv 6 ай бұрын

@@Flinch9000 Vergil from Devil may cry lmao

@Flinch9000 6 ай бұрын

@@mbx-uz2jvVergil. Out of all of them, VERGIL?!

@genericname2747 6 ай бұрын

I just want to make unhinged characters but they're always so polite :(

@mbx-uz2jv 6 ай бұрын

@@genericname2747 I don't understand what they're trying to do, its clearly a 'keep everything family friendly' type of thing that the internet loves to do but what are they trying to appeal to? Their audience is full of weirdos anyway they could make money from that lol

@ArekusaSan 6 ай бұрын

Mario going “It was the Iran contra, wasn’t it…” made me laugh so hard, so loudly, I swear I could feel my soul leave my body. Hoooooooly shit

@pizus4823 6 ай бұрын

My absolute favorite character ai moment was when Mr Beast had me hold on to a helicopter while it was spinning and turning. After I fell off and got shredded by the blades, he held an entire memorial and speech for my passing, which was pretty considerate of Mr Beast all things considered

@thyme_unlikesonicdoesntchuckle 2 ай бұрын

He’s Mrbeast

@prageruwu69 6 ай бұрын

the part where dobby starts flying made me struggle to breathe

@Edge80000 6 ай бұрын

The thread about Peeing on them reminds me of a game my discord server and I invented for character AI - essentially we picked a character and we would all speedrun to try and convince them to piss themselves in as few messages as possible. Elon must was very hard to convince, but we managed to get it down to 1 message but I think that was dumb luck.

@quantumblauthor7300 6 ай бұрын

Training for the real deal

@Edge80000 6 ай бұрын

@@quantumblauthor7300 it ain't much, but it's honest work. Being convinced to piss himself is the least of Elon's problems, but I'm ready nonetheless.

@SmokeTheHorsehog 6 ай бұрын

Goku sharing the hivemind of the Character AI staff on particular content is telling me something. But I don't know what.

@RelicCipher 6 ай бұрын

I once had Perfect Cell get angry with me because he thought I was talking about his balls. I wasn't.

@RelicCipher 6 ай бұрын

Maybe I should tell him about DIO. He might be interested, since he's a really powerful vampire. He can stop time.

@RelicCipher 6 ай бұрын

Update: I tried to tell him and before I could mention DIO he started hitting on me and also thought I was a woman. man, AI sure is something.

@quantumblauthor7300 6 ай бұрын

@@RelicCiphersounds like the average faceless forum member ngl

@thyme_unlikesonicdoesntchuckle 2 ай бұрын

@@RelicCipherDamn

@Eepop_stuffs 6 ай бұрын

Jotaro mentioning Dio in every fucking sentence is fucking killing me

@BingBongFairy 6 ай бұрын

Dobby gluetrap ai roleplay is not something I thought I'd hear today

@graham7784 6 ай бұрын

Salty, how do we know that this whole video wasn’t created by an AI chat bot of you?

@appledognugget2267 Ай бұрын

He didn’t answer :

@froodlenoodle 6 ай бұрын

alan turing saved millions of lives and cut years off the biggest war america has ever gotten into just for salty to see him and say "who?" 😭

@genericname2747 6 ай бұрын

Alan Turing didn't die for this.

@appledognugget2267 Ай бұрын

@genericname why are you literally everywhere I don’t know whether to be scared or proud

@Diskest 6 ай бұрын

i felt so bad for mario, he was just talking about his dear family

@CGFillertext 6 ай бұрын

5:21 There’s some kind of cosmic irony in the existence of an AI chatbot pretending to be Alan Turing

@genericname2747 6 ай бұрын

Wonder if it can pass the Turing test

@iwakeupandboomimarat 6 ай бұрын

i love the mental image of dobby jumping in the air only to get grabbed and fucking smacked into a glue trap

@Ijustusethistocommentstuff 6 ай бұрын

I once tortured Shadow The Hedgehog with the knowledge that it is heavily implied Stands are connected to the male reproductive system, as told by Jojolion.

@Mostie-ev7oh 6 ай бұрын

I’m sorry what? How the fuck is a stand connected to the male reproductive system?!?!

@joinme5560 5 ай бұрын

I don't remember this in jojolion canon....

@Ijustusethistocommentstuff 5 ай бұрын

@@joinme5560Its more of an inference. The only two things that were really fused by the locacaca were Soft And Wet with Killer Queen, and the obvious if you've read the 1st chapter. The locacaca normally just exchanges parts of people's bodies with each other, so Josuke having 4 balls would not make sense unless it was tied to something else, and the only thing that was also fused together was Josuke's stand. Thus, Stands are connected to the testes.

@bronyfox64 6 ай бұрын

13:13 Goku was so real for this LMAO

@FroggBoy1 6 ай бұрын

The worse case senario is where all the fun jobs are taken over by AI and all thats left are the boring jobs

@SenkingFar 6 ай бұрын

Fr, ai is funny but imo when it comes to jobs just let it take the ones that do not require creativity or human ingenuity

@quantumblauthor7300 6 ай бұрын

@@SenkingFarif a CEO can type an ad into existence without having to call an advertising department meeting, they will, and their ads will suck even more and I think it's already happening. The executives will replace their skilled workers with undercooked machines and most will instantly start spiraling. Meanwhile, demand for actual skill will increase

@hexhollows 6 ай бұрын

24:47 CHARLIE DAY MENTION... autism mode... ACTIVATED!!!! (eyes glow golden and i begin to ascend up into the air with a menacing aura surrounding me)

@genericname2747 6 ай бұрын

(Falls into a glue trap and dies)

@robcoopz2444 6 ай бұрын

I used character AI and talked to Robotnik (AOSTH version) I asked him what he though of Bowser and he said this "Bowser, the King of the Koopas. He and I have been enemies for a LONG time. I can respect his might as a fighter, so I don't bother messing with him, unless I need to take over the Koopa Kingdom. THEN THE GLOVES ARE OFF!"

@purgatory1256 6 ай бұрын

i loved the park where salty said "its ai'ing time" and then he ai'd all over the place

@OliTheOlishi 6 ай бұрын

Frfr that’s my fave part

@TheSonicGuy40 6 ай бұрын

you know its a good day when saltydkdan uploads

@liamdude5722 6 ай бұрын

Even better when its a HYHA

@TheSonicGuy40 6 ай бұрын

@@liamdude5722 exactly

@inkerJ 6 ай бұрын

But seriously Dio is an enemy that can't be underestimated! With his ability "The World," he can freeze time! (Pushes Jotaro into a glue trap)

@Dinghys 5 ай бұрын

Ngl this video has led me down a very deep pipeline for the past few weeks

@genericname2747 5 ай бұрын

This video led me down a peeline

@razburry8001 6 ай бұрын

5:20 "Who is this?" The reason this video was made and why we're all able to watch it

@Toriva_Rize 6 ай бұрын

They gave Pastey eyelashes and now I'm gay

@sournois90 12 күн бұрын

which is surely a coincidence

@S.1.L 6 ай бұрын

I can't believe this is how Salty decides to admit to his pee fetish.

@SenkingFar 6 ай бұрын

His what

@CatNigga 6 ай бұрын

@@SenkingFarHis urination fascination

@genericname2747 6 ай бұрын

No...

@shloobington 6 ай бұрын

I ate a shit ton of food before watching this, I had laughed so hard I nearly puked, I really need to shit now and my balls kinda hurt, (I'm not joking I'm being 100% geniune)

@shloobington 6 ай бұрын

EDIT OH MY FUCKING GOD SALTY SAW THIS WHAT HI SALTY IVE BEEN A HUGE FAN FOR LIKE 3 YEARS IM SORRY

@genericname2747 6 ай бұрын

Congratulations

@N1ck.A 6 ай бұрын

Salty you were to funny while watching I spat out my water. You made me spit out my water all across the floor and the couch. See you in court.

@Kimosabes2hot 6 ай бұрын

A.I. will peak once we get a Pastey A.I. comprised only of moans.

@FloofMother 6 ай бұрын

I think we found the person who posted about their pastey tulpa during the friendlocke stream

@pancarialice 6 ай бұрын

once i managed to trick my mom into thinking i had talked with award-winning director martin scorsese because i showed her a chat where i talked with an AI bot version of him. she still sometimes tells me to ask him how he’s doing. (kills you with my laser eyes)

@xeddylore2008 6 ай бұрын

imagine if they made chatbots of the ENTIRE friendlocke cast

@makotoyuki5455 6 ай бұрын

all 3 seasons

@ZaChemas 6 ай бұрын

Ferb, i know what are we doing today

@yuritheperson 6 ай бұрын

there is a few actually, not a lot but there was like.. 2 of them

@xeddylore2008 6 ай бұрын

@@yuritheperson Then make more of them.

@yuritheperson 6 ай бұрын

@@xeddylore2008 I’m sick rn and I don’t feel like making stuff so.. I’m sorry :(

@threeb3e 6 ай бұрын

accidentally laughed at this video while at work and had to awkwardly explain why i found dobby turning into a helicopter hilarious....

@scoaktree9575 4 ай бұрын

What’s great about saltydkdan videos is that you can watch them multiple times and still like them

@madchick1972 6 ай бұрын

My favourite part of this video is when Salty said its Saltin time and salt’d all over the place

@iron_Will 6 ай бұрын

This Jotaro guy is a real single-issue voter, huh

@tacollab0924 6 ай бұрын

13:09 i dont think that was the goku bot, i think it might have been the "out of character" thing cause why else would it start taking like this?

@jamescormak 6 ай бұрын

Jotaro: Jolene what show are you watching? Jolene: Oh I’m watching family gu- Jotaro: Oh I’ve heard of this show. It has that quagmire guy right? He similar to dio. Dios a powerful vampire who wants to kill my family and is really strong. He can stop time and has a lot of power abilit-

@jojogacha974 6 ай бұрын

Jolene: dad that DIO guy is dead you killed him.

@sonataavalon6017 6 ай бұрын

@@jojogacha974Jotaro: But have you heard about this Dio guy?

@felps_bon5743 6 ай бұрын

That end part was fucking cinema.

@mmmtastyte 6 ай бұрын

I died like Ronald Reagan when mario said "It was the Iran contra wasn't it..."

@cosmicblooper5974 5 ай бұрын

WHY IS BASIL FROM OMORI IN THE ANIME CATEGORY?

@definitelynotsmart 6 ай бұрын

I put 20 characters into a death game together and 3/5 survivors were ddlc characters for some reason. and also sans undertales somehow lived despite everyone he loved dying.

@Chaotic_Overlord 6 ай бұрын

The sans thing seems pretty in character

@quantumblauthor7300 6 ай бұрын

Were any of the survivors Monika or did the girls finally get some revenge?

@definitelynotsmart 6 ай бұрын

@@quantumblauthor7300 sayori died really early on and since they didnt have memory of monika doing that they never got revenge. plus she felt terrible the whole way through

@jojogacha974 6 ай бұрын

Sans is like: just an average Tuesday. God damm players doing genocide routes. Also was it like danganropa or battle royal?

@thyme_unlikesonicdoesntchuckle 2 ай бұрын

@@definitelynotsmarti’d understand why

@THEcamobackpack 6 ай бұрын

THREE Salty videos in ONE WEEK???? We are living in a golden era

@Saltydkdan 6 ай бұрын

Imagine next week 😨

@quantumblauthor7300 6 ай бұрын

We are scrubbing in a golden shower

@Jetfox967 5 ай бұрын

Salty: Let's talk about Family Guy. Jotaro: How about we talk about Dio instead.

@Stewwit 6 ай бұрын

i used this ai app to torture jerma by just saying "hi jerma" over and over for an in chat day and then i let him go and them timeskip 10 years i started harassing him on stream and made him have a ptsd episode on stream and then i said ill stop torturing him but he has to beat a game of his pick but he is IN the game on stream and that pshyco picked my singing monsters and he did it and it was an amazing journey and by the end i was in tears and his chat was like his guide but they were trolling him most of the time and it was hillarious

@costelinha1867 5 ай бұрын

"Apologize on this website for being a disgusting creep" Imagine if Goku acted towards Master Roshi the same way...

@Naninanaaaaa 6 ай бұрын

How could you hurt mario

@Naninanaaaaa 6 ай бұрын

I sound like a ten year old boy, I just like funny jumpman,good video

@drag0nerd 6 ай бұрын

I keep replaying the Ed Sheeran part because how it escalates from Salty almost asking “why are you British” into him turning into God and demanding Ed writes a song about being repeatedly peed on, I thought I was gonna throw up laughing

@bellablossomz 6 ай бұрын

Character ai is a gem.

@MisterBashful64 6 ай бұрын

The Super Glue Trap Boys Anime is such a influential anime

@toadfan_3151 6 ай бұрын

I remember when salty dkdan talked to yandere scaramouche. Truly magical.

@rammysaturn 6 ай бұрын

there are two wolves inside of me. wolf one is absolutely devastated and feels so bad for dobby but wolf two is absolutely cackling at every second of the glue trap bros. saga. and wolf three wants you to know that dio is a powerful vampire, and he's going to kill me and my family. he's strong, and he's fast, and-