This dude is mad funny, because his reviews seem so much like a running joke, but there're just enough clues to make you reasonably certain that he actually just lives like this

Never ask: A man his salary, A woman her age, OnlyOneHere why their games have no boxart.

“L + huge steaming pile of garbage + no multiplayer” this guy rules

I was not expecting this video to be as funny and entertaining as it was. That being said, there's no replay value, and the greedy developers are charging far too much for what it is. There's nothing to do in the open world, and the multiplayer is laughably bad.

"There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no MULTIPLAYER."

Crazy how he’s the onlyonehere but still needs local multiplayer That’s how unbiased he is

"A critic's power lies in the consistency of their voice." -videogamedunkey

From what I can tell, this guy's perfect game: - Completely free to play. Put as many microtranscations in there as you want though, don't matter to him - Online multiplayer. Literally no replay value without it - Cars as the primary gameplay, or at least something with wheels - Open world with lots of distractions, nothing too open or else it's boring - Physics and graphics that are either super realistic or very funny, nothing in between - Nothing that could possibly be construed as 'cringe' - Slight appeals to nostalgia (pre-GameCube) - Mechanics that are just complex enough to make him think the game is 'deep', anything actually deep he interprets as 'shallow' - When all else fails, simply give him a copy of Red Dead Redemption 2. It's full of stuff this guy loves to complain about in other games, but somehow he gave this one a 10 He strikes me as one of those 'video games aren't fun anymore, but not because I'm feeling miserable myself' doomers, except he complains about everything through Metacritic reviews instead of going onto message boards. No way in hell he's ever played any of his 0/10 games. I assume he's at least in his late 30's, possibly older, if the Atari collection was enough for him to drop a 6 and a "Man, those were the days." Weird guy

This dude has a calculated formula on how he writes his negative reviews

"0/10 + no cars + it's $60 + not a shooter + not free + online only + no local co-op multiplayer + greedy, lazy, and cheap + overly exaggerated + terrible soundtrack + bad graphics + bad port + reused assets + steaming pile of garbage"

My mans Coney took a random guy's metacritic account and turned it into an entertaining video. This man knows no boundaries.

Other games: - "All the developers did in this game is put pretty colorful lights... to give players the illusion that the game is fun." - "This game is so boring a repetitive" - No online play bad - "Game is overpriced" - Averages a

This man is a personified dunkey bit

"Cheap and lazy." "Extremely expensive." Every review from this guy that isn't a car game.

OnlyOneHere is the kind of guy who saw like 5 old Nostalgia Critic reviews and just made that his whole personality and career. He doesn’t curse like NC, but he just hates everything.

2:29 roasts sonic, uses sonic music immediately. Never change Coney (and editor)

Having a series where you analyze a single seething reviewer on metacritic would be kind of hilarious.

“Swallowing isn’t in real time” Bro…. What?!?!

he's a quite hyperbolic but at least he knows what he likes. I do wish Metacritic would just remove the 0-10 system for users and make it more like steam where it's just recommended or not recommended since people almost never use the numbers in between.

This dude doesn't hate games as a medium - he just hates fiction. He just wants to play 1:1 real life on his TV lmao.

If only from software hadn't been so lazy and they had taken the time and effort to add cars into elden ring, maybe the game would be worth while

Negative reviews are so funny. I once went to google to look at reviews for a mall and there was one guy in all caps lock yelling about his car breaking down (he kept saying ENGINE CAR and it was the funniest thing ever)

i think kirby should just be in unreal engine world with photorealistic deer i think THEN kirby will finally be perfect

This video is a masterpiece. There’s a lot of variety of reviews. The music fits what is happening well. Comedy is well timed. Not to mention the video is free to watch. Best of all, there is a built in multiplayer feature with the chat on the tv. 10/10

I'm so glad I saw this moment live... I was laughing so hard, pretty much the whole time!

He's now written over 100 more reviews. Latest high score game is still Forza. Amazing

Crazy lore update: Yesterday on stream we discovered that OnlyOneHere has grandchildren, meaning that, at the VERY least, they are 40 years old. More likely, they are 55+ years old.

The OnlyOneHere starter pack: • Call the game a *adjective* steaming pile of garbage. • Call the combat/graphics/story/voice acting/physics/animations either boring and repetitive/trash/horrible/cringeworthy/a joke and leave it at that. • Go off on a tangent completely unrelated to the game. • Call the devs greedy and lazy for not having the most innovative or realistic gameplay possible, or for not having multiplayer. • Buy a game you feel is overpriced (repeat ad nauseam). • Rip the cover art paper into pieces if a character on it expresses emotion.

17:12 Came here from Doug Doug. Should've studied more.

OnlyOneHere might have given death stranding a zero but I'm positive he's going to give the directors cut with multiplayer racing a ten.

2:04 I think he wanted the animation to be more like Kirby wrapping around the object than the object shoving itself into him as a little cutscene.

Why does a person who HATES video games, buy, play, and review SO many of them???? Lmao

Bruh... saying that metroid has no replay value just because it has no multiplayer is completely nonsensical it hurts. The game is FILLED with shit that you can do differently from play through to play through The game incentivizes and rewards the player for replaying the game with ending screens that are locked behind beating it fast, and completion. Also, the game is more polished than anything that ever could've released on GBA. The main reason for why Metroid Dread didn't release on the DS is literally because of hardware limitations because they couldn't make the EMMI (or whatever their equivalent was) work. Just because you didn't bother trying to enjoy the game doesn't mean that the game has nothing to offer. (Yes, I am salty that he called dread an upscaled GBA game. How could you tell?) P.S. I realize that I am incentivizing him with engagement that I probably wouldn't have done otherwise but, I REALLY need to at least say why I think differently, consequences be damned. My man really said that someone who can only enjoy a game if it has racing of some kind is "spitting". OMHG my head hurts. Either way even if this comment is too long for CONEY to give a shit I want to at least try to give an opinion that shows a different point of view. How much of the game did he play anyway? I don't think he made it to the final boss... some things in Dread just can't happen in the GBA either like the parry animations on the bosses. I dunno... maybe I am nitpicking that statement at this point... either way. Enjoy the engagement Coney. See you later. TL;DR no, you're wrong. And here is why.

The VA for Pyra went on a Twitter rant about blushy crushy. God, that scene is discomforting, especially with how Pyra and Rex generally interact in XC2

Can’t believe they put a car in Tears of the Kingdom just for OnlyOneHere

as a big Xenoblade 2 this is probably the worst thing scene ever put in a video game (I do find it funny how people think the entire game is bad and use the same 3 bad cutscenes though) 14:30

I think when the guy mentioned things not happening in "real-time," they meant that thing the game does where the world pauses for a moment when you get a new power? It's a weird thing to complain about though, lol

We should come back to this guy sometime

thank you dougdoug gameshow for the recommendation this is great

Came here from Dougdougs quiz It seems that Coney DID KNEW THE ANWSER!!! DIABLO THE CHEATER!!! 17:15 Caught red handed Coney xD

this dude would LOVE rocket league, it clicked when I realized that he likes free to play games / good deals combined with racing

Here from the new DougDoug video, you scrolled past this dude's God of War review and mentioned it while you were listing off his 0/10 reviews lmao

To answer the question about the Kirby Battle Royale: Kirby Air Ride has a Battle Royale-esque mode

This is the first intelligent AI making reviews

L + ratio + $60 + lazy and greedy devs + steaming pile of garbage + ripped the box art + no multiplayer

This guy is apparently a mid-life crisis dad in his 40's. Think about it: racing, golf, skateboarding? Excessively focused on price? And he probably plays all of these games with his drinking buddy he met down at the Sinking Fish pub.

I'm gonna start calling things I like "biblical" from now on

The idea of pulling out Life is Strange True Colors to play a couple rounds of foosball online with your friends is the funniest shit I've ever heard

How to make your game OnlyOneHere approved: Include cars with realistic physics Don’t be greedy so preferably 20-40 dollars with no DLC Have realistic AI and attention to detail Have lots of minigames and extras to do in the open world Be able to replay missions Have co-op local multiplayer which is available for standard campaign and an extra multiplayer focused which is better if it’s a battle Royale mode

Xenoblade 2 is my favorite game of all time. The Blushy Crushy cutscene is the worst thing in video game history. The mental gymnastics it takes to defend the good in this game is like purgatory. But I still think it's better than being a Death Stranding or Life is Strange guy Also idk if Coney did see this cutscene live in the end, but at the very fucking least Nia acknowledges the abysmal awfulness of this entire scene. A character within the game is aware of how cringe Tora's shit is in this specific scene, which makes me believe the writers absolutely knew about how cringe it was and are denouncing this "trope" instead. Tora is made to be hateable in fact, so I don't really know if it's that bad. I've seen worse shit in JRPGs and anime, but I'll still shit on this scene both because it's bad and because anything good I'd mention about the game otherwise would not be taken seriously if I didn't

I've checked up on him recently on Metacritic and he now has 10 positive reviews, 15 mixed reviews, and... 163 NEGATIVE REVIEWS...

OnlyOneHere IS Metacritic. Many AAA game companies have forgotten how important player experience is. Launching unfinished titles, micro transactions and lazy rehashed mechanics from previous games diminish the game experience which leave a bad taste and prevent players from buying future titles. Allowing patching to be implemented just gave companies the excuse to be lazy and greedy.

My mans walked to the edge of FD in smash4 with Mario then boots up Ultimate and picks Mario and walks to the edge of FD. THIS GAME IS IDENTICAL AS THE LAST GAME. I can't breathe over here pls guys help me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nicely applied dynamic post-edit, really fits itself into channel aesthetic been clean and easy to digest overall. Respect to the editors

When game has decent graphics: "The game's graphics are a hot steaming pile of garbage." When game has great graphics: "This game only has the graphics to make an illusion that the game is actually fun."

I love coney videos because you never know what you're gonna get. Yesterday guess the thing on reddit, today stalking a single man on metacritic.

12:46 nono he's right about this one.

I'm so down for MetaCritic User Reviews Reviews. Please do more Coney this was hilarious

My favourite part of the video is the fact that he says Smash Ultimate copied the previous game when he copies his own reviews

11:47 Coney spittin

How could you hate him… literally Kirby :(((

Why does he hate Kirby and the Forgotton Land when it has cars? I thought he loves car games

I'd love for Coney to analyze various amateur angry reviewers or overly positive reviewers and find the scrouge's their perfect game like he did with OnlyOneHere and the happy harry's their nightmare game

Does anyone know the name of the song that starts playing at 2:30?

This video was quite entertaining, however there is almost no replay value.

When the villain has like 4 good points

Imagine going to Metacritic for honest reviews

The doug don't stop

7:51 I love that he says metroid is extremely expensive when all of the games so far have been the same price.

L + 0 + huge steaming pile of garbage + extremely expensive + cheap and lazy developers + no multiplayer + no vehicles

That dude LEGIT hates happiness. 🤣

"It's not a free to play multiplayer car game and has a cringe worthy face on the cover, but I'll give it a shot." "Steaming pile of garbage"

What is the name of this VoD, this looks like gold

Dougle Douglas

I’ll take him giving Lost Judgement a 2 instead of a 0

I went to go see what OnlyOneHere has been up to since this video dropped. He reviewed Kirby Dream Buffet and gave it a 2. "I suggested to these developers that they should make a Kirby PvP multiplayer mode, and they actually listened. That's what I like to see, when developers listen to my complaints. $15 isn't a bad price and I guess it's kinda fun. What doesn't sit well with me is that they charged me $15 for this game when I already paid $60 for Kirby and the Forgotten Land. This should have came free with my $60 purchase of Forgotten Land. When I complained about the lack of multiplayer in Returnal and Ghost of Tsushima, those developers also listened to my complaints, but they didn't charge me a single penny. It was a free update, and they even added endless modes to address my complaints concerning replay value. So why couldn't these greedy developers give it to me for free in an update? If the developers are going to charge me $60 for the next Kirby game, I expect the campaign and the PvP multiplayer with my purchase. You better not disappoint me HAL Laboratory. Don't get me wrong, I appreciate that these developers addressed my complaints, but I will not tolerate such greedy practices. I recommend you wait for a price drop. P.S. Don't even dare delete this again Metacritic. I doubt this game would have even existed if it weren't for my complaints. That's exactly why reviews exist. Therefore my opinion should be heard. Learn to accept different opinions, rather than silencing." My mans still dropping bangers, facts on facts on facts dude.

Onlyonehere is jawsh

THANK GOD THIS GOT TURNED INTO A VIDEO, THIS WAS SO FUNNY

“I died because the enemies were stronger than me. Bad game”

i can't believe a single person can hate this much. It's honestly kind of sad

I was about to rage at the fact Coney didn't like Kirby.. then realized this wasn't his opinion... you win this round

My biggest question about this guy is why is he so obsessed with multiplayer. Seriously who is voluntarily playing game with the guy who hates 80% of games and has been tearing up cover art.😂

"CRINGE BOX ART" "There was nothing to drive" "pile of garbage" "no multiplayer" "costed 50+"

13:55 He's bald under that cap. He's VERY self-conscious about it. He never takes it off. Even in bed. He claims it's part of his "image". But he really is just worried she won't marry him if he takes it off. XD

Just checked his metacritic, he gave Baldurs gate 3 a zero and one of the reasons is because he can't open the door in real time

sick idea for next time, show chat 0/10 review and have them guess the game

Kirby air ride if it had more players in cityscape is literally a br

This guy saying Metroid Dread has no replay value.. Bruh, and you agreed Coney ??? Very dissapointed on that one.

This vid is biblical

Coming back to this video again, and something just hit me: who is OnlyOneHere playing all this multiplayer with, and do they also do reviews?

Please more Metacritic. I always loved found this and in coney content is even more fun

CMON you can't tease me with the blushy crushy heart to heart and NOT show it to me, is it on the VOD, I fuckin love that dumbass cutscene and more people need to be aware of it.

OnlyOneHere is that person who hates everything and stays hours to let other know hot he hates everything and nobody care or listen to him 😂

You need to find this guy and interview them.

Roblox would be perfect for this dude has someone suggested it to him yet

8:49 ok that I can agree on

this should be a drinking game with how much this guy repeats his catchphrases

Talk about having a bad taste in video games

Coney bashes sonic games and then sonic music immediately comes on right after.

So with that elden ring review of invisible enemies, it could be true. It happens when you have near minimum specs for Elden Ring and play online